#the wet secrets

[froward-bat]

The Wet Secrets - Nightlife (Official Video) - starring Joe Flaherty

Watching Schitt's Creek with my roommate revivified my college-era love for SCTV (which the modern streaming landscape did NOT make easy to satisfy - oh Internet Archive, I knew I could count on you for rickety old nonsense streaming services have forgotten!), and my brother brought this music video starring Joe Flaherty as Count Floyd to my attention. He doesn't pop up in things as often as I wish for how funny he is, but he seems like he's perpetually down to play this character - loved when they threw that reference into Freaks and Geeks.

[ohnonotthehorrors]

Can I... talk about the theory that winners help craft the next game?

Because, and I really can not say this enough, it puts So Much into perspective.

Everything starts out Normal. Three lives, simple, cut and dry, there hasn't been a winner yet. No one to help craft the game. (And there's something to be said about how simple it really was. Not even a real expectation of the world becoming pvp or combative. No idea of the war to come)

Then Grian wins. The green killer, the man who vowed his first life to the one whose life he took. The next game the boogie man is born. A mechanic that allows and, in fact, demands, a green kill. People can trade lives back and forth, currency and debt wrapped up in one. (can we still be friends? Said the red partner. A life time later and reds are hostile, alone. Maybe it's an answer: No. Not anymore)

Scott wins this time. He refuses to play the game. He will not kill his team, he will love and he will do so fiercely and with all of himself. The next game people are attached through to their very souls. Every bit of damage to one soul is done to its twin. There is no boogeyman. (There is no way for a widow to be left without their love)

Pearl wins and she wins a blood bath. Spent the game draped in red, only wolves for company. Sitting in her tower, shivering in ice, maybe she wanted it to end. To see where it would. Limited life rewards you for killing, limited life has a clock tick tick ticking down, you always no how long you have. A curse yes, but a blessing too.

Now It's Martyn's turn.

And what a turn it is.

Keep your secrets, says the disloyal man, keep them well. Everything hurts, everything Matters, says the man fracturing with every loss. (What if we could love each other without hurting? Says The Hand, who never wanted to be coated in blood)

More importantly, Martyn has always seen the watchers below the surface. Now, they're right here in front of him. Something that could almost... be rebelled against, no? Something that someone else could finally point to and say: hey, hey isn't that familiar?

[khaopybara]

and it was right at this moment that earn realized she still got a chance and fahlada realized she was fucked.

LINGLING SIRILAK as FAHLADA THANANUSAK and ORM KORNNAPHAT as EARN SANITHADA episode 2 of THE SECRET OF US

[kyasunn]

I can't believe I predicted Martyn's episode thumbnail last week... It's time for catboy arc!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Tis but a flesh wound!

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[kazehita]

Weeping Angel

[lanladesu]

chip sketches

[ivomartins]

severely unwell over the fact that dmitry was ready to drown to save lane's life, survived that, threw himself in front of an infected horde to save lane's life, survived that, almost succumbed to a fucking bite covering lane's back, survived that, and is probably still gonna go on to throw himself into the jaws of death for her every 2 seconds. let's pls digest that for a moment

[starmocha]

EXCUSE ME???? THE KISS SOUNDS???? HIS PANTING?????? IT'S ONLY 8:30 IN THE MORNING ON A SUNDAY RN. SIR, YOU CANNOT BE GETTING ME THIS WET AND NEEDY ALREADY TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FUCKING NOW

[sweetistmariexoxo]

“Please… Mercy on me…”

While you fuck my brains out in church… devoted little catholic man getting pussy for the first time… rubbing his dick as I take off my shirt… drooling at the mere thought of touching tits that aren’t on a screen…

“I love your dick daddy”

Whispering in his ear as he cums in me not even thinking about how he could get me pregnant… not even thinking that he just sinned, sinned so hard in church fucking me in the children learning room… 🤭

[kyasunn]

Past life series winners are all having vastly different experiences this season and I am so here for it!

[thekittyokat]

you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

[theghostlyunknown]

Every season the server picks 1 wet cat to throw around in the first episode. 3rd life was scar. Last life I’m not fully sure but let’s say Grian since first bogey kill. Double life was ranchers (and a little of pearl). Limited life was absolutely Skizz. Not a shadow of a doubt in my mind. And secret life is Martyn. It’s like it saw that he won last season and went “Right. None of that.” And then drop kicked him into the sun.

[wildtreevampire]

Joel fighting Pearl for his wife’s heart, jumping at the skeletons first, and losing horrifically is so him

[muchmossymess]

Joel. Why did every red name you ask to help you hurt Scott end up dying this session. Mumbo, lizzie and Jimmy. Can you stop losing your loved ones/close allies, FOR ONE SEASON?

How strong is your ...thing, with scott that it killed everyone you enlisted to help? We all know Scott's got his whole thing of allying with winners, maybe it's gotten to the point where those who oppose him...

[nightthinker-08]

Quick lil Nona :]