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The Wet Secrets - Nightlife (Official Video) - starring Joe Flaherty
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Watching Schitt's Creek with my roommate revivified my college-era love for SCTV (which the modern streaming landscape did NOT make easy to satisfy - oh Internet Archive, I knew I could count on you for rickety old nonsense streaming services have forgotten!), and my brother brought this music video starring Joe Flaherty as Count Floyd to my attention. He doesn't pop up in things as often as I wish for how funny he is, but he seems like he's perpetually down to play this character - loved when they threw that reference into Freaks and Geeks.
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Can I... talk about the theory that winners help craft the next game?
Because, and I really can not say this enough, it puts So Much into perspective.
Everything starts out Normal. Three lives, simple, cut and dry, there hasn't been a winner yet. No one to help craft the game. (And there's something to be said about how simple it really was. Not even a real expectation of the world becoming pvp or combative. No idea of the war to come)
Then Grian wins. The green killer, the man who vowed his first life to the one whose life he took. The next game the boogie man is born. A mechanic that allows and, in fact, demands, a green kill. People can trade lives back and forth, currency and debt wrapped up in one. (can we still be friends? Said the red partner. A life time later and reds are hostile, alone. Maybe it's an answer: No. Not anymore)
Scott wins this time. He refuses to play the game. He will not kill his team, he will love and he will do so fiercely and with all of himself. The next game people are attached through to their very souls. Every bit of damage to one soul is done to its twin. There is no boogeyman. (There is no way for a widow to be left without their love)
Pearl wins and she wins a blood bath. Spent the game draped in red, only wolves for company. Sitting in her tower, shivering in ice, maybe she wanted it to end. To see where it would. Limited life rewards you for killing, limited life has a clock tick tick ticking down, you always no how long you have. A curse yes, but a blessing too.
Now It's Martyn's turn.
And what a turn it is.
Keep your secrets, says the disloyal man, keep them well. Everything hurts, everything Matters, says the man fracturing with every loss. (What if we could love each other without hurting? Says The Hand, who never wanted to be coated in blood)
More importantly, Martyn has always seen the watchers below the surface. Now, they're right here in front of him. Something that could almost... be rebelled against, no? Something that someone else could finally point to and say: hey, hey isn't that familiar?
#Also funny that most winners have an immediate problem with the game following#Grian being given only two lives at the start#Scott breaking up with his soulmate#Martyn pulling an absolute Wet Cat and failing miserably at secret life#Pearl did fine#limited life#life series#secret life#trafficblr#grian#scott smajor#martyn inthelittlewood#pearlescentmoon#3rd life#last life#traffic life#ignore the number of parenthesis#and also tags
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Pathetic podcast protagonist is such a male dominated industry
Petition for more women to be pathetic podcast protagonists. Like yes queen, experience the horrors
#unless i’m just stupid and am missing out on a secret goldmine of podcasts where women are the pathetic protags#in which case#pleasepleasepleaseplease recommend them to me#i need more podcasts anyway#fiction podcast#malevolent#the magnus archives#welcome to night vale#wolf 359#kind of#w359 has some epic female characters that i love so much but i fear theyre all too badass#what i need here are more genuine idiots#give me girlfailure content#deviser podcast#the penumbra podcast#idk can yall tell im really tired#I’m talking extreme wet cat energy here#do you understand
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and it was right at this moment that earn realized she still got a chance and fahlada realized she was fucked.
LINGLING SIRILAK as FAHLADA THANANUSAK and ORM KORNNAPHAT as EARN SANITHADA episode 2 of THE SECRET OF US
#the secret of us#the secret of us the series#the secret of us series#tsou#lingorm#lingling sirilak#orm kornnaphat#thai gl#gl drama#guzhufuren#lakornladies#to be fair if i had a pretty girl with beautiful magical brown eyes looking at me i would fold like wet paper#congrats lada you're so strong#th: the secret of us#wlw#bibi gifs
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I can't believe I predicted Martyn's episode thumbnail last week... It's time for catboy arc!
#Secret Life#inthelittlewood#trafficblr#life series spoilers#traffic smp spoilers#ky-posts-drawing#the wet cat energy of this man is unparalleled!#1k
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Tis but a flesh wound!
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#poorly drawn mdzs#jin guangyao#lan xichen#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#JGY's little shawl waits for him at the front entrance. It's for him to wear in the cloud recesses because he gets cold easy.#Lan Xichen personally hand knit it for him. This is canon within this universe now.#JGY is failing his little chess game so bad in this scene. He walks up and cutely pouts at LXC to pwease help him in his schemes#And when LXC rightly points out the holes in his reasoning he gets his back up!#But *dude* how the hell are you going to explain how WWX has been doing all these crazy things when the guy was Passed Out.#LXC can even attest to it. Back to JGY holding the idiot ball here; why make a point to press about WWX staying at CR#And not take into account the fact the lan brothers have an incredibly tight bond?#Why was he even *attempting* to drive a wedge between them?#Honestly I know we love to call JGY a schemer but he was so sloppy at so many points. Everything post secret room reveal-#has been a messy scramble to cover up his past transgressions. He is struggling to keep things under control!#He currently is staying in the public favour solely on the quality of his melancholic wet eyes.#You dare accuse jin guangyao of murder? When he's so sopping wet? When he whimpers and whines without a little treat?#To bad he's shown his teeth! Sorry you aren't old enough for dentures and can't put those teeth right back in your mouth.
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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah
#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again#the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys#saw#well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand#know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows#your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn#thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down#something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness#the transformation of a man into a monster#and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption#sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this#do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore#it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating#fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn#i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him#until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else#well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God#where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium#anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus#maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man#i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed#if only he hadn't been weaponized first#god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already#but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there#rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts#ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly#cat chat
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they deserve to sit in a nice hot tub :] as a treat 🩷
#sopping wet beasts🩷#do you think guck drys off his beard by wringing it out like a towel or by shaking his head around like a dog and getting water everywhere#<or a secret third way#(this is a very important question btw)#happy mcgucket monday btw#gravity falls#fiddauthor#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford#old man mcgucket#fiddleauthor#mcgucket monday#stanford pines#stanford filbrick pines#ford pines#grunkle ford
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Weeping Angel
#kazedoodl#my art#ethoslab#hes so wet cat he is absolutely my fave this season#secret life spoilers#secret life smp#secret life fanart#ethoslab fanart
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chip sketches
#just roll with it#jrwi#jrwi fanart#jrwi riptide#jrwi chip#aka william wisp's secret twin#jrwi spoilers#jrwi riptide ep109 spoilers#wet cat of a man
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Past life series winners are all having vastly different experiences this season and I am so here for it!
#Secret Life#grian#scott smajor#pearlescentmoon#inthelittlewood#trafficblr#life series spoilers#traffic smp spoilers#martyn's wet cat arc is incredible... i must see what happens next at all costs...#the funniest thing would be if the canary curse was broken just because of his pathetic wet meow meow-ness#ky-posts-drawing#1k
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severely unwell over the fact that dmitry was ready to drown to save lane's life, survived that, threw himself in front of an infected horde to save lane's life, survived that, almost succumbed to a fucking bite covering lane's back, survived that, and is probably still gonna go on to throw himself into the jaws of death for her every 2 seconds. let's pls digest that for a moment
#romance club#heaven's secret: requiem#rc dmitry#lane x dmitry#that is my man my general my white knight in sexy all black#my brain chemistry is forever altered bc of him#especially with his wet hair sprite. pls#rc spoilers
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EXCUSE ME???? THE KISS SOUNDS???? HIS PANTING?????? IT'S ONLY 8:30 IN THE MORNING ON A SUNDAY RN. SIR, YOU CANNOT BE GETTING ME THIS WET AND NEEDY ALREADY TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FUCKING NOW
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace sylus#videos#i see his secret times were trying to.....prepare us....for.....this.....#sir#sylusss#big ca-cawk my beloved#i am wet willing and ready for your massive cawk#GOD. LOOK AWAY. THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THE DEVIL (sylus)
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Save me springbonnie!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uhhh yea. Springbonnie redesign. Or more accurately One of my Several ways of interpreting Springbonnie. I love them. Thing I referenced for the second pic under the cut

I felt like I needed a second drawing of his design so I found something to reference cuz I couldn’t think of anything. This one was a good way of showing off how I do in fact selfship with them. It’s difficult when ur rabbit bf has no canonical personality and Nobody other than u cares enough to give him one, but I make do 💔
#fnaf#fnaf fanart#fnaf redesign#fnaf springbonnie#fnaf spring bonnie#I feel like he has a similar personality to Sun (daycare attendant)#but less hyperactive and anxiety fueled#he has healthy amounts of excitability and Fear (most of the time)#also this doesn’t matter but I wanna talk about it-#-I was around when purple guy was just Purple Guy (or Vincent)-#-so in My mind springbonnie and springtrap are 2 different guys#and I adore them Both (NOT William afton I HATE that guy)#springtrap to Me is like a sad wet rat. he just Happens to be inhabited by a child murderer#Yknow?#just realized I forgot their teeth in the ref but it’s ok. bcuz i say so#💌 secret third thing
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Every season the server picks 1 wet cat to throw around in the first episode. 3rd life was scar. Last life I’m not fully sure but let’s say Grian since first bogey kill. Double life was ranchers (and a little of pearl). Limited life was absolutely Skizz. Not a shadow of a doubt in my mind. And secret life is Martyn. It’s like it saw that he won last season and went “Right. None of that.��� And then drop kicked him into the sun.
#ghostlywhispers#trafficblr#secret life#life series#traffic smp#gtws#grian#double life ranchers#pearlecentmoon#skizzleman#martyn inthelittlewood#the sacrificial wet cats
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Joel fighting Pearl for his wife’s heart, jumping at the skeletons first, and losing horrifically is so him
#smallishbeans#ldshadowlady#pearlescentmoon#secret life#trafficblr#traffic smp#life series#he’s like a wet cat to me
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