#the way im in shock LOL!!

[venomnyx]

i sent you a request and u havwnt answered it ?

hey anon this is a little unfair!! lol!

[bmpmp3]

finding out ur coworker is way older than you thought and having to very quickly reorient how you talk to them

[mcytegg]

lately ive been watching old baconwaffle vods from s4 ~ s5 and the difference between old spacewaffles vs current spacewaffles is insane bc bacon has kinda just always crumpled like a wet paper bag when it comes to what planet wants, but he seems so much more...idk. soft? or less callous(?) w planet then he was before.

or well like okay. he was never cruel or insensitive w planet but idk a better word. he was just as bitchy w planet as he was w everyone back then— whereas now he seems a bit more patient and mellowed out in general but he still seems to have a sharp tongue w like everyone Except planet to a pretty noticeable degree.

nowadays he seems to hold this fondness for most things planet does and says in general. like a fondness for planets existence. he doesnt coddle planet in any way but he very openly cares abt him and he gets amused by things planet does i know for a FACT he'd give mapicc, kab, or zam shit for if they did the same thing LOL. like even when hes annoyed or frustrated bc of planet in any way, he never crashes out AT planet like he would most others who push him that far

idk what the point of this was, it was just a thought i had while continuing my other sw yaps and watching the pride month special vod from 2023 specifically bc seeing the difference between older sw vs modern sw is very interesting bc its subtle but also very blatant. if that makes sense LOL

[who-the-fuck-knows-blog]

the second con learned the show was gay he put his whole pussy into making izzy visibly besotted with ed and 13 year old girl jealous of stede and im so grateful.

[stupidrant]

Do you have any fanfic recs that aren’t proships? Because all I find when I look for fics on ao3 is proships, I think even that one person who sent a ss of what she saw was having the same issue

If youre asking for any atreboda fanfics, luckily i do 💜in no particular order: 1) grounded/uzieminoy , 2) how do i fair? , 3) the stars here are different (i have no idea if deleted or is just for members. Its about angrboda having a dream of her and atreus in a field and it manifesting into them actually kissing in the golden fields of jotunheim. Its a really cute short story) , 4) of monsters and men (not really atreboda focused but they are there. KEEP IN MIND this fic is very violent and graphic but i really love how the author made this. Its not completed yet but there is a sort of happy end.) 5) window seat (was a oneshot but then author wanted it to be a series but discontinued it shortly after 💔), 6) of atreus and calliope (not completely atreboda focused and i havent been up to date with this one as of late, but it is constantly updated. I recommend for the cute and angsty sibling moments with atreus and calliope), 7) blood upon the sands (freytos focused with atreboda involved. Havent finished this either but i recommend 💚)

[girlivealwaysbean]

it's not sinking in that today might be the last day in my house and town for many months to come

[liquidstar]

How is tumblr going to ban porn and then show me ads where two triceratops are straight up having sex

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 742: Sudden death match!!

Pag 1

1: Woah, Danchiku, oh-

And Sugimoto-san too!?

2: They passed us so quickly!! Such high pace!!

Huh!?

They're doing some sort of serious race!?

3: I get it

4: I can feel it

5: This guy....!!

Pag 2

1: He's not giving up at all!!

Pag 3

3: Earlier, at the line, I thought I had won this race

I thought he was far behind me and would cross the line with his head hanging down

4: And yet....

Pag 4

1: He caught up to me....!!

2: The preliminary of this race was already done on the “second day”!!

3: That time, the result

5: was a draw!!

6: So it would be better to have a more precise result, wouldn't it

We'll decide it with this lap!! The rules are simple: the starting point line is 4km from here, the one who crosses it first wins!!

7: And then the loser shouldn't “surpass” the winner anymore!! Sugimoto-san!!

Pag 5

1: Imaizumi-san too!!

2: …. yeah

It's better to make it clear with a proper race like this

3: So you have no regrets....!!

4: Let's go!!

5: Crush him, Danchiku!!

Pag 6

2: At the same time....!!

Ah.... “at the same time” again!?

3: Seriously!?

Are you being for real, Sadatoki!?

Pag 7

1: You're just seeing things as you wish they were,since he's your brother!!

Oon!! No that's not it, on!!

It's true, Kaburagi, I saw it too

2: They arrived at the same time, Sugimoto stretched at the last moment

3: Kawada!!

It's “san”!!

4: Are you an accomplice too!!

What are you talkin abut

5: A- amazing, Sugimoto-kun

6: Amazing!!

Pag 8

1: “Amazing”, huh, Onoda

2: Imaizumi-kun....

Pfui

3: You thought Sugimoto would win? ….This race

Huh

4: You didn't think he would, that's why when we heard the results you could say “amazing”

Ah!!

5: I'm- I'm sorry Sugimoto-kun!! I didn't believe in you, even though you worked so hard....!!

Who are you yelling at

6: Me too

Pag 9

2: During these past four days.... Sugimoto worked hard, but, after their race on the second day and after seeing how remarkably stronger Danchiku has gotten

3: When they decided to do another race, I thought Sugimoto would definitely lose

4: Then, when the time came

5: If you lose, you feel better if you gave it your all, so

6: “So you have no regrets”

7: I said that

But

8: He turned it around

Sugimoto really is amazing

Pag 10

1: Even with no one believing in him, with only his own strength, he snatched a “draw” against Danchiku!!

Pag 11

1: Keep going!! Let's keep going with the race, Danchiku!!

2: Even though he's having such an hard time, he's still following me!!

3: Since earlier I've increased the pace many times

4: Garuaaa

Even if I tear him off

Pag 12

1: Every time

2: While saying

3: “Kuaa kuaa”

“Kuaa kuaa”

5: Kuaaa-

6: Kuaaaaaaa

He catches up to me

Pag 13

2: You keep following me....

3: No....

4: You're the one who said “please follow me”, Danchiku

Pag 14

1: Garuaaa!!

2: Ahhhh

Don't make fun of me, there's no way!!

3: Aaaaaaaa

4: Hiigaruaaaa!!

There's no way I'll lose!!

Pag 15

1: To Sugimoto-san!!

4: I was careless – I was careless and that's why he caught up to me!! The second time too!!

I won't be careless this time!!

Pag 16

1: Ill take a plunge firmly, throw my handles, and cross the line

2: At full throttle!!

The last curve!!

3: He's not following me anymore!! He's....

Pag 17

1: He's here!!

Cough cough

2: Kuaaaa

We're entering the final sprint!!

3: Dammit, this guy is gonna stretch from here!!

4: Hiigaruaaaaa!!

Take a plunge!!

5: Take a plunge!!

Pag 18

1: Throw your handles!!

Pag 19

1: Wooooah!!

No... wait, even now....

2: It's a draw!!

Ya!!

On!!

Woah

3: Dammit, what happened, Danchiku what are you doin!!

You should be much stronger..... should....

Pag 20

1: Don't tell me.... that Sugimoto-san.... is strong too!?

2: You.... you mean it's a draw for the third time!!

How long will they keep going, at this pace it won't ever end!!

3: …. no

5: It's a shame, but there's no time left...

6: This lap is the last

[ianthesmells]

ok honestly idc if jinx is dead or secretly alive and just left. the point is, they couldn't find a nice clean way to give her a happy, or even a decent, ending so they just. didn't bother LOL. they couldn't be bothered to fix the piltover/undercity drama because that's hard and isnt a cool epic music video and it can't just be fixed with a timelapse so they didn't.

they didn't keep jinx around because caitvi could never work otherwise (realistically, unless they force it like that sex scene bc why tf are you having sex in a jail cell (which side side note i can't imagine vi would Ever feel comfortable enough for sex inside a jail cell considering she spent 7 years in a piltover one) when your sister was talking like she's suicidal. why aren't you looking for her?)

they just gave up and were like. whatever just write jinx out of the script. we dont know how to give a mentally ill girl a decent ending and we also don't know how to resolve social conflicts so we won't. here's another music video and here's an epic montage instead. it was like they didn't feel like writing any more story and wanted to just get the whole thing over with and if something couldn't be fixed with a montage they didn't bother

[luna-the-cretar]

I love the fact that, in the few days (week?) the party was gone, Tommy somehow managed to find a poncho (or made himself one) and a cowboy-esc hat and dress himself up as Shepherd. He even cut holes in the hat for horns he doesn’t have. 🥺🥺🥺

AND SHEPHERD SAYING “thats my boy” WHEN TOMMY SAID HE WOULD PROTECT THE GIRLS. I CANT.

[lavellane]

things that are not technically canon but literally supersede the written text by how immeasurably canon they should be: spirit!cole was there the whole time and followed solas and lavellan into that portal

[blitz0hno]

Oh perfect it's Purge March day so anyway amane innocent sweep trial 3 let's Go

Listen listen listen it's p straightforward at this point

Amane does worldly medicine (on cat) -> breaking doctrine bc ur supposed to let god heal things -> punished severely, knows that's what is "supposed" to happen because it happens over and over as shown on Magic

Amane's "mother" kills the cat, presumably violently -> breaking doctrine on vulgar action (hurting/killing another living being; they make it a point to emphasize Amane's vegetarianism so it's obviously a very big thing in the doctrine) -> no punishment? No one around to punish her? No one else sees the contradiction? Well Amane is a big adult girl right? In her own eyes anyway, thanks to the cult. A FULL member of the group!! So it's her turn to deliver justice right????

I mean. Wrong but HOW WAS SHE SUPPOSED TO KNOW?? her mother and presumably her father CHOSE to raise her in that cult and abuse her. They showed in Magic how often she had those dogmas drilled into her head. It's not her fucking fault and she's traumatized if you care

Amane was shown in Purge March to be in almost a trance-like state. Yes, she's been "trained" for this, and no matter how she's related to the sinner "a sin is a sin." Did she probably go further than she wanted/needed out of pure rage and injustice?? Even if she did, she was NOT in control of the ideas and reactions she was LITERALLY TOLD TO HAVE.

I'm not saying she was right to kill a woman honestly but no never mind I am saying that child abusers deserve death haha anyway amane inno sweep 100 years

Like Jackalope DEFINITELY ain't tryna let inno Amane slide bc he sees a need for her to "take responsibility" even though she never denies responsibility at all?? She knows what she did, or at least is sure she knows. She isn't remorseless, she has been told that feelings are bad compared to God's word. Shocker that she represses them.

Also technically it was her mother's responsibility to not get herself murdered by abusing her child and killing a cat and raising her kid in a cult. I'm not a victim blamer but that's a 12 year old dawg if you messed up that bad in life nothing's saving you try again next time.

[pinacoladamatata]

Hurts hurts hurts me how other companions will be like "yeah you must choose one of us. Choose me though, the obvious choice. I love you."

And Astarion will be genuinely confused and surprised by Tav choosing him every time 🥺 his whole reaction is like "you chose me? But...WHY?"

[im-still-watching-anime]

one piece is fun to watch because like every time something new happens it’s like wtf???? how have i never heard about that????? and it’s so wild PLUS i then get to go tell my sister about it so she can have the exact same mindfucked reaction secondhand through my retelling

[tubbytarchia]

I keep thinking about it but would love an MLP style infection AU except for the Life cast, instead of the usual type of gimmick it's this virus and whoever survives the longest, wins, naturally... Some people headcanon the boogey curse as taking over the host's mind anyway, so could play with that, the murderous intent and aggression would already be integrated. No one knows what their gimmick is, a boogeyman gets chosen, and the rest will play out from there. Anyway I think I'd get cancelled for the gory imagery I'd draw though

[lubotomies]

remember back in 2016-2018 where the general consensus regarding tords morals was 'if he has no prosthetic hes good and redeemed but if he has his prosthetic hes evil red leader' So glad we left that behind