#the way i fucking SCREAMED

[galecstatic]

that one review from letterboxd was so on point.

[grilledcheeseandguavajelly]

I need everyone to take TEN STEPS BACK and talk about how Agatha Harkness is JOLENE because HELLO?!!?!

[hooned]

"You need to return to those who are waiting for you." "Is everyone really waiting for me?"

[opshizt]

current status: going feral for mackenyu as zoro

[freyadragonlord]

Alternatively known as,

"Oh you thought I was bad? My husband just got here :)"

[t33th-t00th]

[sixthwater]

Ofc it’d be the Libra Scorpio placement mix being a smart-ass and calling someone stupid for two minutes and ending it with “ceberaly vacant”

[nctjpeg]

BREAKING FUCKING NEWS??????

WE HAVE CONFIRMATION THE GUY WHO INSISTED I WAS NOT THEIR GIRLFRIEND DID IN FACT REFER TO ME AS THEIR “GIRLFRIEND” IN CONVERSATIONS WITH OTHER PEOPLE??????

[billysjoel]

blue sweater mikey, you’re everything to me 😭

[that-ace-up-your-sleeve]

"You wear fine things well"

*screeching*

They’re back 🥺

[agoist]

HE FUCKING PULLED US PIT OF THE PARIS CLIMATE AGREEMENT

[galecstatic]

if i had a nickel for every time they mention a rwrb sequel during interviews, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?? I'M–

[celestiachan]

◻️->◼️

you should be.

[callmedarthrevan]

so i was browsing an article on improvised sex toys (as one does) and it wont let me screenshot for some reason so. please enjoy this recreation of number 15 on this list of household items you can use to get off:

15. Among U&S Plush Toys (set of 12)

[amazon affiliate link]

If you’ve got a penis and a plush toy nearby, “cut a hole so you can insert your penis into the interior and do your thing,” O’Neill advises. The stuffing and pressure should create an enjoyable sensation. While we’re not recommending that you go looking for your children’s stuffed animals, maybe you’ve got a plush prize from a county fair hanging around the house somewhere. Either way, O’Neill recommends wearing a condom in case you want to use the toy again.

[stemmmm]

the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide

[nyxofdemons]

IT'S THE WAY THEIR INTERNAL WORLDS BLEED TOGETHER. the way blitz still looks up at him, still in front of him and bathed in light, but the way they're on equal ground this time; there's no pedestal. the golden chains forcing blitz away from stolas vs them dragging blitz to him in truth seekers. stolas on his knees looking up at blitz (the moon) vs blitz on his knees watching stolas. the way that stolas has the freedom to fly after the moon vs blitz being chained down and unable to reach for him. the golden feathers. insane