#the way I screamed once I knew it was him holy crap—

[underestimated-shadow]

Of all the showstoppers Death Rattle Dazzle had to offer on opening night, Oliver Putnam's unexpected, yet epic entrance onstage was the showstopper.

[lilaccatholic]

Spoilers for season 4, episodes 1-3 of The Chosen below the cut

Holy crap. I knew it was going to be painful, but I didn't know it was going to be THAT painful. St. John the Baptist's death was masterfully done, weaving in his naming with his death, his comment about how he was going to a wedding feast, and him seeing a lamb (foreshadowing much? lol) right before he was killed. Andrew and Jesus's grief was also so, so beautiful. The scene with them breaking out in laughter as they eat the awful bread and Andrew immediately wondering if it was okay to be laughing, and Jesus's words about how in times of grief, our emotions are in their most raw state, brought me to my knees. I've been there with grief, giggling hysterically one minute and shattered and sobbing the next. I knew logically that there's no wrong way to grieve, but hearing *Jesus* say it? Even just tv Jesus? That soothed something deep inside me.

As for the wow moments, Simon being named Peter and his subsequent stepping more fully into a position of leadership, including making the choice to forgive Matthew? Wow. It was something I didn't know I needed to see, but once I did, it was beyond compare. That, Gaius's softening towards Jesus, and all the healing and miracles and the sacrifices people made to follow Jesus absolutely blew me away. I literally don't know how they're going to top this.

Given what happened to Ramah, I imagine grief is going to continue to take center stage for the rest of this season. Probably next season, too, if my suspicion that next season is going to be the Passion narrative is correct. But oh, Ramah...her loss was so sudden, yet beautifully foreshadowed. I'm not surprised she died because I knew they'd have to do away with her character somehow, but that didn't prepare me for how raw and real everyone's grief over her was going to be. I'm both desperate for and dreading the next crop of episodes. I don't know how I'm going to survive this!

Whew, there are my first thoughts on all of this. I'll probably say something more educated and meditative on this at some point, but I had to get my raw, honest reaction out while it was still fresh. If you've read this far, come scream with me in the notes!!!

[mr-bas00nist]

Nice To Meet A Fan!

Chris Redfield x Rockstar! Male! Reader

Chris was never one for get togethers. Maybe when he was younger but not now. He was a busy man he never had anytime for crap like that. But Claire insisted (like always) that he needed to get out of the house for once. 

She knew he was a bit weird in crowds but she had a concert she wanted to go to and she wanted someone else to go to. This was the perfect opportunity, they could leave at anytime because of the way the dome was built. Plus she’s been before and it’s always been fun. 

Claire was sitting in her living room watching tv when Chris comes out in green cargo pants and a black short sleeved t-shirt. “Let’s get this over with.” She rolls her eyes as she turns the tv off grabbing her keys. 

They arrive at the concert as she hands the tickets to the bouncer. They both walk in as Chris looks around enamored. Flashing lights bright and fast but not enough to be annoying or migraine inducing. Claire smiles as he continues following her. 

They stop when they reach a spot. Claire hands him a drink as he takes a sip. “Alright the concerts starting soon come on.” He downs his whiskey following behind. They walk through the crowds of pumped up sweaty people. 

They stop at a point as they look up to the stage. 

After a bit of waiting a voice comes on a really sexy one. Chris inhales as he listens to the excited voice. After a few seconds of talking and other things people begin to come out. Probably other band members. They’re cool but don’t catch his eye. Then the main singer comes out. 

He had jeans, black boots and a white undershirt on with a bunch of dog tags. It was simple but fit a rock band perfectly to be fair.

“He’s so fucking cool!” Claire shouts at Chris as he stands their mouth agape and in awe. Claire looks at him curiously as he finally managed to speak. “H-he’s so hot…” She laughs at his comment as the music begins to turn on. “He’s signing autographs after the concert go get one!!!” She shouts over the loud crowd. He smiles as he begins to bop his head to the music.

The concert was incredible. He’s never ever really done something like that but he enjoyed every second. Everyone claps at the performance, screams, whistles everything.

 “Alright I’ll be at the bar go shoot your shot.” He nods focused on getting to the angel he laid his eyes on. 

As he was walking along the path a bunch of people managed to move him in the opposite direction. He couldn’t fight through it so he gave up sighing as he gets swept somewhere else. He wobbles a bit as everyone moves to other places. 

He looks around, backstage? He begins to turn around but manages to bump into someone. He falls backwards as he begins to look up. “Oh shit you alright?” It was the lead singer! Holy shit! Holy shit! “Oh my god, I’m a recent fan, my sister introduced me to you tonight and uh your concert was awesome!” Chris smiles at the man as he smiles back. 

“It’s to meet a fan, a new and old one especially.” Chris practically shakes with excitement. “Can I have your autograph?” He asks curiously. The man laughs. “Of course I’ll do your name to since your new Mr?” He tilts his head. “Oh uh Chris Redfield.” 

The man stops for a moment. “Woah are you THE Chris Redfield?” He asks smiling. Chris nods rubbing the back of his head. “Chris Redfield is a fan of mine holy shit-“ the man laughs as he nods. “Yeah of course you can have anything man thanks for your service!” Chris smiles happily as he hands the man a piece of blank paper and one with his number to.

[booklr-nova]

UGLY LOVE

Book Review

UGLY LOVE BY COLLEEN HOOVER

HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER!!!! MY HEART IS SO PERFECTLY BROKEN! I DON'T THINK I TOOK A BREATH THE WHOLE TIME I READ THIS BOOK! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME COLLEEN HOOVER!!! I HATE YOU BUT I LOVE YOU! YOU RUINED ME AND I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH!

IF YOU CAN'T GUESS IT BY MY NON-STOP CAPS THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO THAN SCREAM "I LOVED THIS BOOK!!!!"

WOW JUST WOW! I DON'T KNOW HOW OR WHEN I'LL GET OVER THIS BOOK HANGOVER.

Ugly Love was nothing like I expected it to be. I excepted it too be like a 50 Shades of Grey fan fiction with just a butt ton of thrown together steamy scenes... No, it wasn't it was so much more. I knew I was going to like Miles (because he sounded so hot), but I had no idea that I was going to love him. That he was going to have an actual back story... That he was going to be actually interesting in a realistic way... I had no idea he was going to break my heart.

All that being said I have a few bookish confessions to make before I really get into the review, I choose to read this book 1) because I heard it was becoming a movie and if there's anything I love nearly as much as reading it's seeing movies 2) because this is who they have playing Mil

and 3) I also need to admit that I didn't get what was so appealing about this book that it was actually going to become a movie... I get it now. I get all the hype and talk surrounding this book. I have NEVER, EVER, EVER cried so hard in a book. That's the very last thing I thought this book was going to make me do.

The characters in this book felt so real. Tate was naive and normally that would make me want to punch a B, in her case it made me love her. Unlike most leading ladies she isn't overly sassy, or has incredible lol rebuttals, she was realistic. Her brother Corbin, OMG CORBIN, I loved every single thing about him. He has to be one of my favorite sub characters ever. He was what I imagined a brother would be and even with him not being a constant character just his presence had me. Then there's Miles and he is hands-down the star of this book. The moment you meet him you hate him. He is a mysterious mess and I thought he was going to annoy me fast. He won me over once they started going into his back story. The further they went into it the more I could feel what was coming... Yes, I knew where this story was going and what was going to happen but in no way, shape, or form was I actually prepared for it. I was a blubbering weeping ball of emotions.

The switch between time and POVs was done flawlessly and revealed the perfect information at the perfect time to keep you hooked and wanting more. Colleen set up this story so at first you would only like Miles because of his looks (which I've already made clear I was guilty of) ...

"His shirt isn't buttoned. I'm staring at his stomach. Oh, my word he has the V. Those beautiful indentations on men that run the length of their outer abdominal muscles, disappearing beneath their jeans as if the indentations are pointing to a secret bull's-eye."

And yes, he is a looker, but by the end I could have cared less about what he looked like. He could have worn a bag over his head for the last half of the book and my heart would have still been his. The relationship between Tate and Miles is like nothing I have read before. It was something else that really surprised me about this book. Saying it was complicated would be an understatement. I thought that the steamy scenes were going to take up most of this book, but it didn't... Yeah that's something that would normally make me rank a book lower, but the scenes were so well written and again realistic. They were well placed and well thought out. Just enough to make this book not "too much" which is what had me falling hard for this read way harder than I anticipated. The scenes are hot though like dump a bucket of water on your head hot. Miles and Tate's conversations roll so smoothly and the moments between them are so; I don't even know a word for them, they're just perfect (that word really doesn't do justice). Not only is he romantic but he made average things so hot.

Orange juice is hot, rugs are hot, scrubs are hot, and curtains are so so hot. whoosh.

Honestly though the scenes that turned out to be my favorite were just "average scenes", like when they all go and visit Tate and Corbin's family for Thanksgiving. That whole section had to of been my favorite. I loved how I thought this story was going to be Tate's but turned out to be Miles'. I love how I thought this book was going to be a light sexy read but turned out to be a heartbreaking love story. I just loved how everything came together while falling apart... Because when all Miles story is finally shown and is laid out in its fullest, I was basically like this...

I want to rant and rave even more about this book, but this is something you really need to read and experience for yourself. Ugly Love might just be the biggest surprise read I've had all year. I can't express enough how impressive the characters, plot, and play out of this story are.

I didn't think that this book was going to be so hard on me... And yes,

it hurt. And yes, it was a total sobbing fest, but that ending... Good golly miss molly. That ending was perfection. I don't know if I can ever forgive Colleen Hoover for what she did to me, but God dang it I love her so much for it. I didn't see this coming, and I've never been so happy to be emotionally slapped in the face like I was reading this.

[what-are-you-willing-to-do]

Chris redfield x male reader who’s a rock singer pls

Uh yeah, I’m just shocked I got an ask about a fic or sum it’s been awhile- 😭 

Chris was never one for get togethers. Maybe when he was younger but not now. He was a busy man he never had anytime for crap like that. But Claire insisted (like always) that he needed to get out of the house for once. 

She knew he was a bit weird in crowds but she had a concert she wanted to go to and she wanted someone else to go to. This was the perfect opportunity, they could leave at anytime because of the way the dome was built. Plus she’s been before and it’s always been fun. 

Claire was sitting in her living room watching tv when Chris comes out in green cargo pants and a black short sleeved t-shirt. “Let’s get this over with.” She rolls her eyes as she turns the tv off grabbing her keys. 

They arrive at the concert as she hands the tickets to the bouncer. They both walk in as Chris looks around enamored. Flashing lights bright and fast but not enough to be annoying or migraine inducing. Claire smiles as he continues following her. 

They stop when they reach a spot. Claire hands him a drink as he takes a sip. “Alright the concerts starting soon come on.” He downs his whiskey following behind. They walk through the crowds of pumped up sweaty people. 

They stop at a point as they look up to the stage. 

After a bit of waiting a voice comes on a really sexy one. Chris inhales as he listens to the excited voice. After a few seconds of talking and other things people begin to come out. Probably other band members. They’re cool but don’t catch his eye. Then the main singer comes out. 

He had jeans, black boots and a white undershirt on with a bunch of dog tags. It was simple but fit a rock band perfectly to be fair.

“He’s so fucking cool!” Claire shouts at Chris as he stands their mouth agape and in awe. Claire looks at him curiously as he finally managed to speak. “H-he’s so hot…” She laughs at his comment as the music begins to turn on. “He’s signing autographs after the concert go get one!!!” She shouts over the loud crowd. He smiles as he begins to bop his head to the music.

The concert was incredible. He’s never ever really done something like that but he enjoyed every second. Everyone claps at the performance, screams, whistles everything.

 “Alright I’ll be at the bar go shoot your shot.” He nods focused on getting to the angel he laid his eyes on. 

As he was walking along the path a bunch of people managed to move him in the opposite direction. He couldn’t fight through it so he gave up sighing as he gets swept somewhere else. He wobbles a bit as everyone moves to other places. 

He looks around, backstage? He begins to turn around but manages to bump into someone. He falls backwards as he begins to look up. “Oh shit you alright?” It was the lead singer! Holy shit! Holy shit! “Oh my god, I’m a recent fan, my sister introduced me to you tonight and uh your concert was awesome!” Chris smiles at the man as he smiles back. 

“It’s to meet a fan, a new and old one especially.” Chris practically shakes with excitement. “Can I have your autograph?” He asks curiously. The man laughs. “Of course I’ll do your name to since your new Mr?” He tilts his head. “Oh uh Chris Redfield.” 

The man stops for a moment. “Woah are you THE Chris Redfield?” He asks smiling. Chris nods rubbing the back of his head. “Chris Redfield is a fan of mine holy shit-“ the man laughs as he nods. “Yeah of course you can have anything man thanks for your service!” Chris smiles happily as he hands the man a piece of blank paper and one with his number to.

[fromofandfor]

I had an acquaintance once. We called him Badger. Met him the only year I performed in our local haunted house. He'd been kicked out the season prior, an addict struggling to get clean and not yet able to stop himself from taking his anger out on the world. He was the type of guy you'd look at and cross the street to avoid out of fear. The kind you'd expect to rip a book in half rather than read one. But he knew that and felt bad about how he acted in the past matching how he was usually percieved. When I met him, he'd worked hard on himself so he could come back. But the cast, despite most of them being new like me, just looked at and treated him like an uneducated junkie with anger issues and backwoods ideas because he came from bumfuck, nowhere and had a dark past.

i just treated him like a dude. A flawed human, just like the rest of us. He might've been rough and tumble, but his trying was more than the shiny, happy, less self-aware people were capable of. So when he said something dumb, I just conversed with him about it. Gave him space to go on a little rant and express why he felt that way and walked him through other perspectives. Most of the time all he needed was a bit of information. Once he understood, it was like something clicked in his brain and he'd do everything he could to fix his thinking, all the while thanking me for not treating him like crap because of his lack of understanding. It was like watching a baby deer learn how to use it's legs.

My being non-binary confused the fuck out of him, though. He more or less understood trans binaries, but the idea of anything outside of that was like college level physics and he only had third grade math. So I spoke his language. Why give a TEDtalk when I can just say everyone is different, but my flavor of nonbinary is "fabulous question mark" and my pronouns are they/them? He got the descriptor fast ("so fuck it, just... be who you are and screw the ppl who are confused bc them being confused is better than you feeling bad?") but holy hell, he struggled with those pronouns. Oh boy, did they ever fuck him up.

He never stopped trying though.

I've seen this man go stand in the corner and put on his silicone mask to muffle a scream of rage at something small going wrong, but he never once got upset when I corrected him on my pronouns. He always apologized, never turning it into a big deal, usually cracking a joke at his own expense and promising he'd get it right one day.

He never did. We lost him to relapse a little over a year after the last time I saw him, just before the new season was about to start. But he did land on something I hold dear to my heart. Halfway through that season, instead of referring to me with "they/them", he started using "thee/thou". I don't know how intentional it was, but I didn't have the heart to correct him after that. It was thee and thou til the day he died, and those words still make me wet in the eyes.

I know from other friends that he talked about me after I left, that he was sad I didn't come back for another year. They also tell me he was lighter than before. Friendlier, less angry, more understanding. I didn't do that, that was all him. But I know for a fact it was because he felt safe enough to become that person and discover those things. Because I never shit on him for his language, which everyone else always did. What did I care if he was using a slur if he was using it to help himself understand and empathize better, thereby eventually getting to a point where he could understand it was bad and stop using it? If I shamed him for his upbringing and understanding of the world, he never would have wanted to learn or been capable of listening in the first place.

This, as opposed to Brandy, the middle-aged white woman with a full understanding of trans/non-binary, who would use the right language and claim to be an ally yet misgender me on the regular. Usually right after telling me I reminded her of her trans kid as she wondered aloud why they have no relationship anymore (before pinning it on said kid, bc clearly she was a great mom and ally if I was her friend 🙄).

I was never her friend.

"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

[the-firebird69]

Close Encounter: Great White Shark Attacks Water Skier #shark #jaws

Of course you can't see who it is it's one of these women who says that they're doing a good job by threatening our son to look better to be a w**** to steal stuff from their guys and they do have a place and they have a bunch of things it's not that much but it's very tiring is exhausting and do it everyday and I'm horrible horrible people. And yes that b**** she was threatening him with a ruby red glasses and she gets killed permanently doing stupid things is what you like doing and we like to see you guys doing it we're not here to protect you on purpose okay and you people live disgusting lives she's gifted and she's pseudo empire and she wants her son to the fighting I guess just like everybody else and we are and were kicking your ass both of yours. It's so easy to get you to do stupid s*** you should shut your mouth but you won't this movie is coming up and we do have proof let's have been in character and you've been going there to Hyannis and other to see what dad was doing because they have one tape they have him on tape disappearing and our son says that there's a Legends up there about tunnels that go from there to the mainland and now they're interested and he knows about it because of bootlegging and they were talking about it and several different spots in Massachusetts is one of them and then ben Arnold knowsabout it

Thor Freya

We're in a lot of trouble we're sitting here spewing to people who only do care once in a period of 10 years instead of the other day we are increasing the volume of dead people because he's shouting out the wrong thing and he doesn't want to see you idiots but we have a problem we need surgery to fix ourselves because we don't want you in there it won't shut up and you're dying screaming stuff and nobody cares there's nobody you're yelling to. This tunnels are all over New England but in some places are quite deep and he keeps mentioning it a spot where he went a few times and it was really nice he likes it and it's in Rhode Island on the seashore and his mom had a good time up to dinner and he's a child and you guys crapped all over it started talking about us being the mafia you're worse than we are you're too hard to live with and he said we got by because we're not massively bright and we kill a bunch of them and it would notice they just take each other stuff that's gross too. And Mac Daddy doesn't like that but really you're disgusting and annoying and holy s*** are you too annoying and yeah we want a little we want them out of there and he says this kind of thing is intrigued to them and they they went down into the Rock and they came out and we found them miles away on tape I can't figure out where the hell it is no we found the tunnels and they are hundreds of miles down by the way you don't know what you're dealing with with these people we checked it out and there's a network of tunnels that he was in and it's Arnie and he says there's no way anybody would hold him there in New Hampshire unless they knew about it and they're a bunch of parties up there fighting and they said the max might know and we would and will and Bill and they do know about it it kind of feel bad for you now they feel horrible because they know that if you start fighting people are going to die everywhere but really these tunnels are deep and they go for a long ways a very long ways and we mapped out a bunch of them so far. There's really not a huge reason to talk about it now there is and that's out these tunnels and we have maps and charts some of them go for thousands of miles straight through the Rock and like it's not there and it looks like they're using the laser and it's true in fire from one point to the next he said oh I remember that idea now that's gross there's a lot of ideas so they went over to the mainland in Massachusetts and it goes up north to New Hampshire and it goes to that area and we need you out of our hair cuz you're always in the damn way no you don't know but now you will but I'm telling you because we can't get up there we can't get up to that spot and we can't skan so he can't go below if you can't go below because you can't scan is who the hell knows what you're getting into we have to try and do it now we can't seem to be able to do that and who's in the way but you morons so it sounds like I'm calling you but I'm not I'm telling people this is what is happening all over the place there's a blocking and they don't necessarily not know about these tunnels and other stuff they're just sitting there and he said it too this finally matches this huge stockpile of nuclear weapons so he's saying last night no it's this morning you're screwed days you're a nukes are contained and we found out they have them in the crappy cities now we knew about it but they're trying to move them now so we're attacking and others groups are attacking their cities but they had a plan to take over and they have information on the proper that we don't and we need it so I'm requesting that mine go after it

Ben Arnold

Mine too

Mac daddy

And us as well

Ken

Might as well say all of us cuz that's what happens but no

Bill will

Olympus

[wolfenwingsshop]

Alright, so yeah, I keep talking about this War Against Sigma (or "WAS" for short) roleplay club I was in as a late teenager. I did this comic a long time ago (about.. 5-6 years?) - about one of the first... uh.. experiences I had. Forgive me, I tend to be wordy. (This may be an AuDHD thing, or just a Wolfie thing, but yeah.) This comic pretty much spells it all out, but long story short, TRY BEING AN X FANGIRL AND GETTING SAVED BY THE GUY. Holy crap. This was also like, maybe only the third, maybe fourth time I had ever interacted with X in this roleplay club, and ... hahahahha if you think I knew that they were planning on having an "X saves the girl" event and I WAS GONNA BE THE GIRL yeah no, no I didn't. The timing of this was winter/spring of 1997, if I recall correctly. I distinctly remember there still being snow on the ground right after this happened, cause I re-read the log file of this at school (on a 3.5 floppy!!!) over and over again at the local BOCES (it's an NY oc/ed school thing). Either way, this happened pretty early in my Maverick Hunting 'career', so to speak... Maybe 3-4 months? I was pretty fresh and green, honestly. I had only met X once before (oh god that was a hoot lemme tell you- saw him approach after a mission and immediately hid my OC behind a rock!!!) and, maybe talked once or twice prior. I barely knew him and then this happened! There's a lot more about WAS I'll be posting. I have lots of old sprites, artwork, and even a few log files that survived those days. My interactions with X, despite him being so very rare to spot, see, and interact with, were.. well... many. And as a lot of my friends now are screaming at me, maybe there was something going on that I was too dumb to figure out until.. well, 25 years later after this club fell apart and died. I started working on this memoir and preservation project and .. honestly my memories started making things click a bit.. Heckin' A, I was effin' dumb if that was the case.... Either way, I chalk WAS up as the only reason why I'm still breathing past high school. I dunno, but for someone who was stuck in a really abusive household (again, I was the scapegoat child of a narcissistic family system) and then also going to school where beatings and even more deadly attacks (knives for example) were a common concern... .. I dunno. Getting home and getting on AOL and hanging out with X, Zero and a bunch of other Maverick Hunters I made friends with, well.. that did something to give me a reason to keep going, y'know? I guess, enjoy the cringe or hate it. ::shrug:: This is something I did live through, though. I figure since X just turned 30, it's time to start getting the WAS stuff out there so people can see old 90s Mega Man fandom stuff that I still have in the recesses of my hard drives. Eventually I hope to finish a very long memoir (I'm thinking it's gonna be called "Among the Reploids" - a cute nod to the old Reploids Among US / RAU site I mentioned the other day that led me to WAS in the first place!) and upload it to AO3.. There's a lot already and I just finished the whole.. "Apple Tree" part - another big chunk of WAS for me, cause I had to deal with X bugging me every day for almost 2 weeks...! And, well, X had an apple tree.... And a green house....

[robynlilyblack]

Fools in love

Sirius Black x fem! reader

[Requested – see request here]

Summary: Everyone could swear y/n and Sirius were a couple while they laugh it off because they’re just friends, right? Or has it just not hit them yet?

Warnings: swearing, mentions of food, sex, eating and one instance of Sirius consuming weed brownies, romantic, reader and Sirius being oblivious, kissing, slight nudity, Jacob and Annie are made up characters x

A/n: 5.3k words, I really love how this one turned out! This ended up a childhood best friends to roommates to lovers kinda thing and i adore it xx

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If you asked an outsider they would swear that you and Sirius were a couple, if you asked your friends they would swear the same and you just never put a label on it. However, ask you or Sirius and you would laugh, explain you were best friends nothing more and find the insinuation ridiculous.

For years your friends made bets on when you and he would finally get together, but no one ever won. Sirius was a serial flirt as were you, but neither of you ever really dated, Sirius had flings whilst you were just content with flirting and the occasional snog. There had been several attempts to get you both to see the light, they would ask Sirius about his flings and see if they could see any jealously but there was always none, likewise with him. You both talked openly about it, giving the other tips. It was infuriating for your friends, more so as once you graduated you moved in a cosy two bedroom flat together

Sirius was preparing the table when he heard a knock “Siri can you get that?” you ask softly as you carefully cut vegetables for the soup

“Course darlin” he smiles “Smells good by the way” he calls out as he walks over to the door

Just as he’s unlatching the lock he hears your voice “I fucking hope so, I’ve been slaving away all day” he can hear you laughing at the end making him chuckle as well, opening the door with a huge grin

“Red” he greets Lily first going to give her a hug but James intercepts it “Hello to you too” he chuckles

“Oh now you see me” James states pulling back “I’m honestly heartbroken you didn’t try to hug me first”

Lily giggles “I saw you last week I haven’t seen Red since graduation mate” Sirius tries to reason but James pouts

“Bros before ho…” he starts before looking at Lily whose face just screams ‘call me that I dare you’ “You know you probably just didn’t see me…oh is that a table how fascinating” he shakes his head pointing to the dining table and walking in quickly

“I can’t believe I finally gave in to that idiot” Lily says, her, Sirius and you laughing as James says ‘hell yeah you did’ as he takes a seat

“Missed you” Sirius says pulling Lily in for a hug placing a kiss on her cheek as he does

“Missed you too” she smiles into his chest

“Not late, am I?” Remus’ voice comes from the door, smiling as Sirius removes his arms from Lily and hugs him “Hey Pads”

“Hey Moons” Sirius smiles placing a quick kiss on his cheek “Take a seat dinner will be ready in just under an hour”

Remus heads over to greet James and Lily sitting down at the table and Sirius walks over to the kitchen, as he does all three watch the interaction carefully

“Hey you can go sit down if you want?” Sirius says coming up behind you moving to kiss your cheek but you turn at his voice and your lips meet

James grabs both Remus and Lily’s arms dramatically “Oh Godric is it finally happening?” he whispers excitedly, the other two finding James theatrics rather comical but were still eager to see your reaction

You both chuckle, Sirius tilting his head in thought “Holy crap you might be right” Remus whispers in shock

Lily pouts “Knew I should have brought the camera” she huffs

All of them listen closely for Sirius to speak “Is that cherry clapstick?” he asks with a smile, both you and he looking over briefly at your friends groaning in unison before you nod

“Yeah, got it last week…taste good?” you ask, wondering if maybe this would be a good one to wear on dates

Sirius bobs his head “Maybe come here again” he motions with his finger to lean in, kissing you again this time a little longer, debating as he pulls back licking his lips “Oh yeah that’s good, also makes your lips shiny too”

“You shitting me” James says quietly in disbelief “They are kissing platonically now?”

“You can kiss platonically, you and moony do it all the time” Lily comments smiling while Remus nods on the other side

“She’s got a point mate” he agrees

“Yeah true but besides the raw sexual tension…” James goes on making the other two giggle “…we don’t have secret all-consuming love for one another” Remus puts his hand on his chest hurt “Romantic love” he clarifies

“Too late you had your chance my poor wolfy heart is broken” 

Lily and Sirius were chatting away as they cleaned the dishes while you, Remus and James had moved over to the living area, James lying flat on one and you sat on the other with Remus. He was sitting on one side and you the other with your feet stretched out ending just before his legs.

“I think my stomachs going to explode…why couldn’t I have been a cow or something” he groans while you and Remus eye each other

“I’ll handle this one” Remus says to you before turning to James “What do mean a cow or something?”

James looks over at you “They have multiple stomachs” he says like its obvious

You and Remus chuckle “You know that’s not how it works right?” Remus reminds him to which James mutters something like ’you don’t work’ under his breath “Even if it did that would mean you would have great stamina and grace my dear friend, not puffing up a small flight of stairs and falling on the way up”

James sits up “How the fuck you know that happened!” he says in shock while you burst out in laughter

“I saw you outside when I was coming from the bus” Remus explains

“Saw Jamie fall?” Lily asks as she sits down next to James letting him swing back around and lay his head on her lap

Sirius barks a laugh “What did he…” he starts but there’s two pecks at the window “Oh Godric what does she want now” he rolls his eyes walking over to the window

“Who?” James asks unable to see the owl

“His…and my parents by the looks of it” you extend the ‘and’ as you spot your parents owl at the window

Sirius opens it taking the letters and shooing them away “Here darling” he hands you the one addressed to you

You bring your legs to your chest as he sits down before letting them fall over his lap, both of you opening the letters. 

After a few minutes you and Sirius share a look before starting to laugh “What’s so funny?” Remus asks to which Sirius hands him the letter

“They want to arrange your marriage” he looks towards the two of you

“To who?” James asks mildly concerned

“Me” you answer still giggling “Can’t believe they actually think we’d go for this” you shake your head

Sirius hums in agreement “I know you’d think they have abandoned the idea by now…what?” he says, both of you noticing all of your friends staring at you

“What? I mean have you seen you two?” James exclaims

“Jamie” Lily scolds “What we’re saying is can you blame them, you two do act very couple-y”

Sirius and you look at each other then back to them “Sure we’re flirty but we aren’t a couple, he’s my best friend” you shrug, sure you knew your were close but you didn’t see him like that

“And she’s mine…besides we’ve known each other since childhood if we were gonna shag we would have” he states before looking over to see smoke “Darling is there something cooking?” he turns to you

Your eyes widen “Fuck” you stumble off of the couch followed by Sirius to go take the very burnt dessert out of the oven

“You ever think they’ll realise?”  Lily asks genuinely, watching you and Sirius argue over who was supposed to put the timer before bursting out in giggles

“They better I mean do they have any idea how stressful this is for us to watch”

“I think so…” Remus nods before smirking “That’s if they don’t burn down their apartment first”

You sauntered out of the bathroom and down the hall, cursing your bladder for not holding out just a few more hours so you could be awake at a reasonable time. You were just in one of Sirius’ old oversized shirts and panties, neither you or Sirius really bothered keeping track of whose clothes were whose since you mixed and matched your wardrobes all the time.

Walking into the kitchen you could see the sunrise out of the window, the pretty colours making the impromptu early rise worth it. Shuffling over to the cupboards you sighed looking at the box of cereal, you really didn’t feel like having that his morning so you decided since it was early you’d make pancakes instead.

You put on the radio on the lowest setting as not to wake up Sirius, your hips swaying back and forth as you waited to flip the next pancake. As you did this you heard someone walking in the room, assuming it was Sirius, but as you looked around it was a random guy…in his boxers.

“Hi” you smile assuming that this must be one of Sirius’ one-night stands because if it wasn’t you were going to have to figure out the best way to kill someone with a spatula

He smiled back, eyes drifting down your figure, lingering on your legs before returning to your face “Hey” he greets “I was coming to get some water before I headed out” he explains

You nod “Sure help yourself” you gesture to the sink “You want some pancakes before you go?” you ask surprising him “Oh they aren’t sad one-night stand pancakes I just fancied them” you elaborate making him chuckle

“Sure hon” he says pouring himself a glass of water “Just to make sure you aren’t Sirius’ girlfriend or wife, right?” he checks

You chuckle shaking your head “No no” you say sliding the cooked pancake onto the plate “We’re roommates, best friends” you clarify

He nods looking relieved as he takes a sip before perching himself on the stool next to you “If I’d known someone else lived here I would have put on my jeans at least” he lets out a small laugh but as you glance at him he looks rather confident in just his underwear, it was attractive to see

“It’s alright not like I’m dressed either” you smile at him before turn your attention to the last pancake “So…” you divide the pancakes “Where did my friend pick you up” you ask turning around, placing a plate in front of him along with your own

“Straight out with it huh?” he smirks as you nod sitting down on the stool to the side of him “I like that” he notes “Met him at this bar down the way, plays live music just across from the...ugh bingo place”

Your eyes light up “Yeah I love that place, Siri wants to make a band and play there with two of our other mates”

“Lead vocals?” he muses at you

You scoff “My singing should be confined to the shower” you assure him

“Oh yes, it is atrocious darling” you and the man, whose name you probably should have asked for, look up to see Sirius wander into the room in just his boxers “Hey” he sniffs the air “You make pancakes?” a smile spreads across his face

“Sure did, saved you a plate and everything” you gesture behind you

Sirius’ grin widens walking around the small island and planting a kiss to your temple “Ugh I love you” he says thrilled grabbing the plate of pancakes and taking a seat

You all dig into breakfast, having a rather pleasant conversation, you really liked the guy, whose name you learned was Jacob, there was something about him that was nice. It was a little weird to like your best friends one-night stand but it wasn’t like you and Sirius hadn’t kissed the same person before back at Hogwarts.

You were in the shower when Sirius walked Jacob out “Well it was nice…more the nice actually” Sirius smirks at the flashback

“It was…” Jacob lingers in the door “…say, you can tell me no if you want but would you find it weird if I asked your friend out?” he says plainly

Sirius looks surprised but nods “Yeah course, doesn’t bother me” he smiles

“Great” he lights up “This…” he reaches into his pocket taking out a card “...is my number” he hands it to Sirius “Tell her she can call me anytime” he says giving Sirius a wink before he leaves

A month had passed since that morning, you didn’t call Jacob, you did like him but you weren’t feeling like a relationship right now. Sirius on the other had had started going out with a girl he met at the pub, you hadn’t met her but she must have been something to pull your friends attention for the last few weeks.

You sat up in your bed yawning, taking a second to remember the day, your existence, the usual stuff before checking the time, 19:30, whelp you were supposed to go out to some guy at your works birthday but now you decided ice cream and tv in bed sounded much better. You shuffled out of the bed, grabbing a one of Sirius’ button ups and throwing it on, slipping on your slippers and wandering out of your room. You didn’t have underwear on but this shirt was more than long enough, besides Sirius had seen you naked before when you were too drunk to remember to shift back from your animagus form with clothes on

What you didn’t know as you wandered along was Sirius and his new girlfriend were watching tv in the main room “So what is that thing?” Sirius asks pointing to the television

“It’s a…” the girls voice trails off seeing you walk out of the hallway “Who are you?” she asks eyes trailing up and down your figure

“Mhm?” you look at the couch groggily, blinking a few times before your eyes focused “Oh hi!” you wave

Sirius just chuckles “Hey darlin…” he tilts his head “Thought you were out?” he asks while the girl seems to be trying to figure out what was going on

“I went for a nap earlier and I only just woke up” you explain noticing the girl looking to Sirius for an introduction

Sirius gets the hint “Oh this is Annie, Annie this is my roommate Y/n”

“Just your roommate now huh?” you fake annoyance but the girl seems to look surprised “Oh shit…not like that” you reassure her giggling a little “We’ve known each other since we were babies”

“Oh okay sorry” she apologises with a smile

“You want to join us?” Sirius asks but you shake your head

“Nah imma just steal some goodies and I’ll be off, thanks though” you say heading over to the fridge and bending over to rake in the freezer space

As you do this Annie looks up, eyes widening as your arse is pretty much on display “So what were you…” Sirius starts but stops as he sees his girlfriend is distracted, looking over he tilts his head at the view smirking “Thinking you chose the wrong roommate?” he teases her

“Huh?” she turns to him “Oh no” she giggles “It’s just a little usual to see someone walk around like that” she confesses

“It is?” he questions “Guess it just because we’ve known each other so long” he shrugs

She hums “Is that your shirt” she asks as you struggle to scrap the frozen dessert out and into a bowl

“Yeah” he nods realising what she might be thinking “I wear hers too, that leather jacket I was wearing earlier was hers”

Annie nods moving to lay her head on his chest as Sirius’ arm comes around her shoulder “So you guys are kinda like brother and sister then” she says returning her gaze to the tv

Sirius was about to answer but he froze “Have a nice night you two” you smile at them

He looked up returning your smile, noticing you had opted to just take the whole tub with you “Leave some for me” he winks at you

“No promises” you call out walking away

He and Annie laughed, setting back in to watch the movie, but as he sat there he felt uneasy at the idea of calling you his sister. You’d never been a sister to him, you were his best friend, the person he went to with good or bad news, the person he cried in front of, told his insecurities, told everything really. Lily was like his sister, why weren’t you? He’d known you longer so why couldn’t he let his brain think of you like that?

While Sirius shook away the thoughts you slouched on your bed, feeling funny yourself. Seeing Sirius all cuddly made you feel…weird, taking a bite of your ice cream you figured it was because you wanted someone, placing it down you leaned over and picked up the Jacobs card

You looked at it for a few seconds before walking over to the landline, dialling in the number and moving to sit on the window sill next to it, tapping your feet on the floor as you waited for him to pick up “Hello?” you heard his voice come through the line

“Hey it’s y/n” you say but there is no reply “Sirius gave me your number?” you remind him fiddling with the wire of the phone

“Oh hi!” he says cheerily “The cute pancake girl”

You smile letting out a giggle “Yup thats me, pancake girl” he chuckles 

“So, pancake girl what can I do for you?” you can feel the smile through the phone

“I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime?” you ask in a flirty tone

While you and Jacob arrange a date for tomorrow at the bar down the road, Sirius and Annie finish the movie “That was pretty good” he smiles

“There’s actually a sequel if you want, I think it’s on tomorrow night” she suggests smiling

He nods “Sounds great…” he was about to say darling but that didn’t sound right “…love” that felt better

Annie smiles leaning in to kiss him, soon she’s on his lap and as he starts to kiss and suck on her neck she sighs “Mhm Siri” he halted his moments instantly pulling back “Something wrong?” she asks

“Siri?” is all he could say, it felt…wrong hearing her say that

“You not like it?” she tilts her head

“Not really” he admits

“Y/n calls you it?” she inquires

“Yeah but y/n is…she is…” he shrugs

Even Annie could see it “Y/n” she answers for him “Sirius you’re in love with her, aren’t you?” she asks a little nervous she’s a way to make you jealous

“What” he laughs “Course not why does everyone think that?” he sits back looking at her in disbelief

She felt a little better now as she realised he really was clueless “Just think about it Sirius” she removes herself from his lap “You didn’t like me calling you Siri, you never actually answered me when I asked if she was like a sister, you hesitated before calling me love as well…” his expression doesn’t change “you really don’t see it do you?” she shakes her head letting out a little laugh

“I really don’t…” he trails off “We’re friends, I love her yes but not like that” he insists

She gathers her things “I really hope when you realise Sirius she feels the same way, truly” she leans down giving him a kiss to the cheek before heading out

Sirius sat there for a moment still confused but there was this looming feeling around him he couldn’t shake. Letting out a breath he got up and decided to join you in eating ice cream. 

Walking to your room and opening the door he saw you hanging up the phone all smiley “Hey” he greets with a tired smile

“Hi” you beam at him before looking confused “Where’s Annie?” you ask

He shakes his head “Didn’t work out” he shrugs walking over, picking up the ice cream and laying on your bed

“That’s sucks, she seemed nice” you say walking over and joining him “Really hot too” you nudge him gently

He hums “That she was” he nudges you back taking a bite “Have to admit this is much better” he didn’t have to lie, sitting here with you that looming feeling had vanished

“I am amazing company” you say before eating the ice cream Sirius feeds you “Thanks” you mumble with it in your mouth

“You got a little bit” he wipes it from your lip, sucking off the access

“So what you want to do? Oh…” you tap his leg quickly “Wanna find a raunchy movie again and make fun?” you ask excitedly

“Oh yeah…wanna find one in a language we don’t know and make up what they’re saying?” he asks matching your energy

You and Sirius stayed up until 4am watching movies, followed by a breakfast show until 6am which you could swear all the people were high presenting, although that may have just been your own tired mind. Eventually you fell asleep, you head on his chest with your leg over his body and his arms wrapped around yours

Sirius was the first to wake, looking at the time and realising you both had slept all day, it was nearing 4pm in the afternoon. He had nowhere to be now he was single again so he hugged you tighter readying himself to fall asleep when you shifted and his hand found your arse instead on your hip. He chuckled a little moving his hand back up, as he did your head shifted and he could see your face. You looked so pretty and he smiled to himself, hugging you a little closer, the act making you stir.

“Mornin” you groan

He lets out a laugh “Afternoon Darlin” he corrects

“Huh?” you look up lazily before shifting further onto him to look back at the clock “Oh fuck!” you pushed yourself up onto your knees “shit” you cursed again

“What?” he chuckles at you

“I need to get ready, I haven’t showered” you explain, toppling off of the bed and grabbing some fresh underwear

“Ready for what?” he asks amused at your flustered state

“My date with Jacob…fuck” you say tripping over your dressing gown as you attempt to walk out

“You called him?” that looming feeling was back

“Yeah” you smiled “Can you please make food I can’t go to the pub on an empty stomach” you plead

“Of course” he nods

You cheese at him climbing on the bed “Thank you thank you thank you” you say quickly kissing all over his face before jumping off the bed and running out to shower

Sirius felt his chest go tight at the thought of you and Jacob going out but he tried to shake it away, going through to make you something to eat. 

About half an hour later you shuffled out in just a towel “Hey, thank you!” you say grabbing the food and sitting out, eating it quickly

He stared at you, his eyes lingering on your towel clad body, feeling himself becoming hot, what the fuck is wrong with me today, he thinks as he digs into his food

“Wish me luck” you say coming out of the hall

Sirius looks up, he’d seen you dressed up before, he’d seen you in this outfit before so why was his heart racing? “That good huh?” you say smirking

His eyes widen “Yeah you look hot” he chuckles, were your eyes always so captivating?

You smile walking over to plant a kiss on his cheek “Thanks Siri” Siri, his heart fluttered…fluttered!

“Bye” you call out as the door closes leaving Sirius with his jaw dropped

As it hit him he felt overwhelmed, almost two decades of his life flashing before him, every flutter he should have felt over the years washing over him. Everyone was right, his friends were right, Annie was right, oh mother of merlin his mother was right

He needed to sit down “fuck and shit” he curses as he as completely missed the stool and landed on the floor “Son of a bitch” he rubs his arse

He sat there for a few seconds before he heard the door open again “Forgot my keys we really should lock the…door” you look over to see him sitting there “You alright?” you giggle at him

He looks up “Great...I’m great” he nods a little dazed

“You eat Remus’ special brownies again?” you eye him

“No” he shakes his head but honestly those brownies would probably help the world from spinning around him

“Okay phone the bar if you get the munchies and I’ll bring you a chippy or something” you point at him “Got it”

“Got it darling” he nods watching you walk out before standing up quickly and running to the door “Y/n wait up”

Tell her, tell her we love her… “Yeah Siri?” you tilt your head, wait what if she hasn’t realised? What if she doesn’t feel the same at all and it was always just me? “Siri?”

“Oh…I just wanted to say have a nice time…don’t do anything what I wouldn’t do” he cringes

“So do anything” you joke giving him a quick kiss before heading out for good

He chuckled at the statement but as the door closed he felt sick, oh merlin please don’t do anything i’ve...already done

Sirius watched the clock like a hawk for the first few hours, wondering when you would be back, if you would come back alone. He couldn’t bear the thought of you coming in kissing him, but the idea of you staying at his was just as bad. His heart sank as it got to 12am, you weren’t coming home, you were with him. He curled up on the couch, some weird shopping channel on the tv as he fell asleep

You sighed as you entered the apartment, the clock ticking over to 2am, the date was fine, nice but something just wasn’t quite right. Jacob was nice, good looking, confident, the whole package but he just wasn’t…you looked in to see the tv illumining the main room eyes landing on…Sirius. As you watched him cuddle himself it hit you, why you liked Jacob, he was just like Sirius but he wasn’t him, no one would ever be him, your Siri.

You dropped your bag and shrugged off your…well Sirius’ jacket before going over to gently wake him knowing he’ll get a crank in his neck if he sleeps like that “Siri” you nudge him but he groans in his sleep “Fuck it” you say quietly, kicking off your shoes, turning off the tv and slipping in behind him

You move to wrap your arms around him but he shifts turning and cuddling into you instead, his head on your chest. Your heart soared, placing a kiss to his hair before your arms moved to hold him “Night Siri…guess everyone was right huh?”

Sirius was the first to wake, smiling as he wiggled his head into the soft material beneath him, however he then felt the couch moving and he opened his eyes, face flushing as he realised he had essentially been nuzzling himself between your breasts. Despite this his heart soared that you were here, you came back and you decided to sleep with him. He knew you had done this many times before but this time it had a new meaning to him. That new meaning was what made him gently remove himself from your arms and softly drape a blanket over you. He headed to shower, needing some time to think of what he was going to do, whether he should see how your date went, merlin how would he even bring it up, should he do some big romantic gesture to confess?

You woke up clutching blanket, smiling as you knew he had covered you up but sad that he was no longer in your arms. As you got up you decided to semi-stress make pancakes, a part of you glad hearing Sirius in the shower because it gave you time to think. Should you tell him? Your single, he’s single. Would it change your relationship, would he be happy with just you and no one else? You tried to relax, flicking on the radio and letting yourself be immersed in the music

Sirius dried his hair quickly, throwing the towel into the hamper before heading into the main room, greeted with the smell of pancakes and you dancing around. He smiled watching you, the little things like this were so enjoyable. As he watched you dance he realised he’d always admired you, always taken the time out of his day to observe you being your cute and wonderful self

He walked up joining you at your side “Morning” he says softly

You turn your head to look at him “Morning” 

You started to smile brightly, heart fluttering as all your nerves fell away because this was Sirius, nothing had changed he was still him, your childhood friend, your best friend, your roommate and now had another title, love of your life

Sirius couldn’t help but return the smile, and as his eyes met yours the answer was so simple, everything had always been so easy with you. He didn’t need some speech or grand gesture to prove his love because you and he had been doing it every day your entire lives, every hug, conversation, time you comforted one other it had all been you showing your affections for the other. 

He leaned down, gently capturing your lips in a welcomed embrace, the kiss was sweet and lingering yet was filled with everything the other needed to know, pulling back you both smile before your eyes turn to the pancakes “Syrup or whipped cream?” you ask smiley

His expression matches yours, moving behind you and slithering his arms around your waist “Both the answers always both” 

You lean into him “You’re right how could I have asked such a stupid question” you say dramatically

“It’s alright my darling” he plants a a couple of kisses down your jaw “That’s what I’m here for”

“How long do you think it’ll take them to notice?” you ask as you both sway to the radio

His head falls gently to rest on your shoulder “Probably as long as we did” he chuckles “I’d say we see how much we can get away with” he starts smirking

You hum “So by that logic until the bump starts to show?” you turn your head wiggling your eyebrows

His own eyebrow raises at that “The look on their faces…yes, yes, we’ve been married for years and my gorgeous girl is pregnant…what you never noticed?” he says theatrically

You both start giggling “That or they walk in on us making the baby” you shrug before eyeing each other for a second, grins on your faces as you are thinking the same thing…pancakes can be ate cold

[poisonedspider]

Most people would probably think that a twink like Angel Dust wouldn't be able to keep up with something this athletic. Joke's on fucking them. Being a stripper and a dancer meant he had plenty of strength, and he didn't even struggle or lose breath as he paddled out, following Blitz. It probably helped that he had extra arms, and way more height than the other, but it wasn't hard to keep up at all.

He stopped when the imp had, sitting up and resting two of his hands back against the surfboard behind him, leaning back as they just, well, bobbed there. Like Blitz had said. Once the other started speaking, Angel raised an eyebrow in confused curiosity, "....ah' ain't got no shrooms or molly or nothin' out here, man, so ah' ain't know how we gonna take a trip." A snort, though his eyes widened as Blitz raised up that crystal and -

"Holy. Fucking. Shit." It took a lot for Angel Dust to be absolutely stunned into silence, but this was one of those moments. It wasn't the Earth that he knew, because he had never been anywhere close to Hawai'i. He was part of the concrete jungle of Brooklyn, the most water access he had being the Hudson River, whenever him or his brother or dad had to throw bodies into it.

But he knew that was Earth. The human world. The world of the living. He hesitated, not even out of fear, but because...what if he couldn't go through that portal? What if he double died? Sinners weren't allowed to leave the Pride Ring. He had obviously never tried it, but. Blitz seemed to go through no problem, but of course he hadn't - he was an imp. He was hellborn. Hellborn didn't have the same limitations as sinners.

But Angel Dust would hate himself if he didn't try. If he double died, so be it he supposed. At least he would get to feel genuine sunlight one last time. He took a huge breath as if steadying himself, before paddling up and towards the portal, pushing himself through it and - oh. Oh. Okay. He wasn't...he wasn't dead. He knew that much. He had closed his eyes far too tightly as he had passed through, but felt the warmth of the sun right away, the lap of the waves on his legs.

It felt....different. Eyes peeking open, one at a time, he laughed lightly, pushing hands through his hair. "Holy crap, that was...what was...wait...." Everything was happening so quickly, but he knew things for certain. Things felt different, because his hair was not just the typical fluff of his body that he had in Hell. It felt more coarse and more curly, and definitely more short. He pulled his hands away, placing them in front of his face and -

Letting out what was a scream that would honestly probably wake up half the island if they were close enough to shore. He literally flipped backwards off the board into the ocean, resurfacing and coughing as it stung and filled his lungs and his heart. His heart. He scrambled to grab onto his board, which was definitely more challenging without his other set of arms, feeling like a fucking newborn doe trying to walk again, clinging desperately. "What th' fuck. WHAT TH' FUCK. BLITZ. WHAT TH' EVA' LOVIN' FUCK DID THAT THING DO."

(Okay but this cutie in a pink bikini top I am dying.)

It was too early in the morning, and far too peaceful a morning at that, to feel anything but contentment when Angel agreed to go. Blitz smiled, watching him stand up and take the board. He didn't try to look at his feet, didn't even say anything about them, just waited until Angel was in the water, until Angel turned to look at him, calling out like that... Fuck, that guy was so light somehow. Blitz knew that was partially an illusion, because Angel had a hell of a lot of trauma dragging him down, but still, there was something special about him. Maybe it was just charisma, maybe it was just--whatever it was that drew everyone to him so readily. But it drew Blitz, too.

He watched for a moment longer, enjoying the view, before he ran out into the water too. Blitz chucked his board down and laid on it, wiggling around until he felt like he was in a good position to start paddling. Then, he looked over at Angel. This... was definitely a bad idea. The worst idea, maybe. But fuck it, why not? Why not take the opportunity to steal a beautiful moment now and then, when they could? It wasn't like the world was just going to offer them up for free.

"I don't want you to drown," Blitz said, finally answering him. He just looked at Angel for a moment more, floating next to him, then nodded to a little point of land. "Let's paddle out to get parallel with that, but not too close to shore. And then... uh, you know. We'll um... It'll be worth it." It would, he told himself firmly, trying not to be nervous. He had practiced with the crystal often enough by now, even if every time it left him feeling a little more hollow with heartache, a little more lost without the lover he'd almost had, the lover he couldn't hold onto, that he ought to be confident in his ability to open the portals. Still, taking Angel out of Hell... Lucifer might get pissed at them for it whenever they came back, and Blitz didn't know what it might really mean to be on the receiving end of Lucifer's fury. Probably nothing good...

But what the fuck.

Life was full of shit that was never good.

Blitz started paddling, focused and just enjoying the physicality of it, the feeling of the board moving as he dug his hands into the water. The ocean of Hell were listless and lifeless at best, but this was still nice, still fun. And once they were far enough out that he didn't think anyone could stop them, Blitz looked over at Angel and nodded. "Let's take a trip. A short one. But let's go somewhere the water's actually fucking beautiful."

He didn't wait to see if Angel agreed. Blitz might lose his nerve if he did. Instead, he opened the portal there and paddled through it to the other side--

To Earth.

The sunlight was brilliant. It felt like it sang against his skin. The water was alive, vibrant and alive and even the way it moved was different. It was early morning there too, near the tropical island he was now floating off of, the sun barely above the horizon. The wind felt bright, and the crashing of waves on the golden sand was somehow soothing rather than intimidating, at least to Blitz. It was beautiful here... He sat up straight and then leaned his head back, eyes closed, trying not to listen to hear if Angel came through the portal, waiting and hoping all the same.

Blitz had needed this, he realized. Needed to be somewhere beautiful, somewhere alive. His heart was a hollow place these days, an aching place, and moments like this might keep it going a little while longer.

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

🐍Being Nohebi's Manager🐍

Daishou's Little Sister

(Reverse Harem)

Nohebi x Daishou YN (fem! reader)

Warnings: Swearing

A/N: This is a request from 🦢 anon! Honestly, I'm excited for alot of requests but this is DEFINITELY one! First time writing a full set for Nohebi and our snake bbys deserve it 🥺

I'm slowly getting back into posting 🥰

🏳️‍🌈 Please Like, Share, Comment to support my writing 🏳️‍🌈

*sigh*

A big LONG exasperated *SIGH*

Once again I'm just out here, making dreams come true for our Queen Yn

It's hard being a fairy godmother 😫

But alas someone must do it and the best person for the job??

Me 🥰💅🏼

Let me toot my own horn ok 😅

So anyways, let's get too it!

Everyone on Nohebi knew Daishou had a baby sister

He rarely talked about you, except to say how annoying you were 🙄

Typical sibling stuff

So let's just say, it was a pretty big shock to the entire team when you showed up looking for your brother

Daishou had wanted to find a manager for his third year but no candidates had come about

Mika wasn't an option

Remember she thought Volleyball wasn't cool or whatever 🙃

The other third years had joked about Daishou asking his elusive "sister" to be the manager

It often went something like this 👇🏻

"Suguru just ask your sister to be the manager. I mean she deals with your dumbass all the time"- Takachiho said

Daishou 👉🏻 😐 absolutely not

"It's probably because she doesn't exist"- Sakishima joked

"Oh she's very much real and very much the bain of my existence"- Daishou 😒

"It's just weird that we've never seen her before. What are you afraid we'll corrupt her?"- Numai 😆

"Very much the opposite actually"- Daishou said setting up the net

Meanwhile, Kuguri and Seguro are grabbing the volleyballs when the door opens

Kuguri stops and Seguro looks at him, then looking at the door

Literally them 👉🏻😲😲

"Holy crap, it's that super hot first year from my science class"- Kuguri says

"Dang! Who the heck is she??"- Seguro

"Her name is Yn. She's in my literature class. She's freaking gorgeous, smart and funny!"- Akama says coming up besides them

Numai, Takachiho, Hiroo and Sakishima all look over towards the door

There stands the most gorgeous girl they have seen in their entire lives 😍

These boys are standing there like 🥵🥵🥵

"Damn who is that hotty?"- Hiroo asks

"I've seen her around, I think she's a first year"- Sakishima adds

"Lucky bastards"- Numai

Just as you look around, you smile at the boys who instantly cease to exist 💀

Then it happens

"YN what the hell are you doing here??"- Daishou shouts

You just glare 😑

"Shut it Suguru! I came to give you your stupid jacket since you let it at home and mom had to work late"- You, shouting back at Daishou

Suddenly Mika comes in and screams

"YN OMG HI LOVELY"- she says as you hug her

Daishou just rolls his eyes 🙄 and goes to grab his jacket

Now the peanut gallery is super confused 🤨

What the heck is happening here??

"Ahh Suguru... umm who is this?"- Hiroo

"She's nobody"- Suguru says walking away from you

"Suguru be nice to YN"- Mika yells

"Yeah be nice to your sister Suguru"- You 😜

Hold up 🤚🏻

"You're..."- Takachiho

"SISTER"- Sakishima, Kuguri, Seguro, Akama, Numai, and Hiroo shout

You giggle as you look at all of their shocked faces

Please Yn do less 😒

"Unfortunately yes"- Daishou says walking further away from him

You skip after him, on your way to make good on your baby sister pest status

"Ahhh Suguru you didn't tell me you had such handsome boys on your team"- you say smiling

Really YN... please do less ✋🏻

The boys 👉🏻😳😲

"YN leave now before I tell mom about you sneaking out last weekend"- Daishou

"Go ahead big brother, I'll just tell mom about how you snuck Mika in the house when they were out of town"- you, again being the baby

"YN I swear to god-"

"Bring it"- you say approaching your brother

"Ok killer chill out"- Numai says getting in between you and Suguru

"Hey your that super tall ace all the girls talk about! Man they are so right! You are cute!"- you 😍

Numai 👉🏻 uhh well ☺️

Please the rest of the team is FUMING at Numai right now 😅

"YN knock it off-"

"Hey do you guys need a manager???"- you say suddenly

Before Daishou can even form the word, the boys all scream

"YES!"- The entire team

Daishou 👉🏻🤨😐🙄

The team 👉🏻😍😍😍

Mika 👉🏻😬

"Yay!! Omg can I be your manager?? Please! I need a club!"- you say, jumping up and down

"Absolutely not"- Daishou

"Suguru please"- you 🥺🥺🥺

"YN no! Go manage the basketball team or something"- Suguru says glaring at you

"Don't you think this should be a team vote?"- Sakishima says

Daishou 👉🏻 really 😐

"Yeah I say we all vote"- Hiroo

Your eyes sparkle as you clap your hands together

These boys are already whipped YN you don't need to put so much effort in 🙄

"Ok all those opposed to YN being our manager"- Akama says

Daishou's hand shoots up

He looks around

Zero support from the crowd, literal crickets 🦗🦗

"All those in favor..."- Akama says

Please he doesn't even finish the sentence before these boys hands are higher than the clouds 🤣

Daishou 👉🏻🤦‍♂️ don't say I didn't warn you guys

You smile and run to hug them all

Please you literally jump into Kuguri's arms

Kuguri 👉🏻😰

Please you broke the poor boy YN

You move your way down the line as you hug each one

"I'm so excited to work with all of you"- you shout as you wave and run towards Mika who is waiting

When you leave, all hell breaks loose

"YOU SON OF A BITCH"- Takachiho shouts, glaring at Daishou

"You seriously hid THAT from us!"- Sakishima joins in

"She is literally the hottest girl I've ever seen in my entire life"- Seguro adds

"Probably the hottest girl we will ever see"- Kuguri adds

Daishou just stands there 🧍‍♂️ 😐

"Well now we have the hottest manager in the entire prefecture"- Akama says high fiving Hiroo

"More like the hottest manager in freaking Japan!"- Numai adds

Daishou 👉🏻 you guys realize that'd my sister right 🤨

"Dude you are just lucky YN will end up with me"- Takachiho says

The world stops ✋🏻

The boys heads snap to him

"You mean, with me?"- Sakishima interjects

Daishou 👉🏻 😐

"You guys know I'm the ace right? You remember she said I was cute right?"- Numai

"That's because your big head was blocking her view of the rest of us"- Hiroo

Daishou just rolls his eyes and walks away from the team

Please they asked for this 😅

You start your job as manager and boy is it exciting

Thankfully you are actually a decent manager...

The boys thrive under your praise YN 👏🏻

"Kuguri that was an amazing kill!"- you scream as you jump up and down clapping on the side line

Kuguri blushes while the team looks like they are about to commit homicide 🙃

"Sakishima that set was perfect!! And Hiroo, your blocks are so on point!"- you scream

YN you're doing it again...

"Akama I can't believe you dug that ball up!"

Seguro that serve was so good and Takachiho that line shot was gorgeous!"

Yn... chill...

You hand the boys their water bottles and run to get the towels

"God I feel like I'm practicing so much better with YN here"- Numai

"She's amazing"- Takachiho

"Honestly, how did we do without a manager for so long?"- Seguro

Daishou stands apart from the team, observing your interactions

"Guys I'm so excited for this tournament!! There's going to be so many schools there!"- you say excitedly

The boys all nodd at you before it suddenly smacks them in the fact

So many schools...

That means....

So... many... BOYS

Ope 😶

You giggle with excitement as you go to start collecting the volleyballs

The boys all stop and stare at you as you skip around the gym

"Hiroo your walking me home tonight right?"- You say

Hiroo just nodds as you kiss his cheek and skip away to keep about your tasks

Please these boys are just standing there, water bottles halfway to their mouths, like "shit 😐"

How could they have forgotten about the TOURNAMENT

Daishou walks up to them and smirks 😏

"Something wrong guys"- Daishou 🙃🙃🙃

Kuguri looks at Daishou, then to you as you go about your tasks

"We gotta protect our girl"- Numai says

"Agreed"- Sakishima says

After your done cleaning up, you change into your uniform and meet the boys by the gym

"Hey YN so we were thinking.."- Akama says

"Maybe you shouldn't come to the tournament with us..."- Takachiho

Your eyes start to water 🥺

"You- you guys don't want me there??"- you 😢

The boys eyes widen

"Please YN don't cry"- Sakishima says

"Am I- am I not doing a good job??"- you 🥺🥺🥺

"Sweetheart no you are doing perfect!"- Numai says hugging you

He looks over at the other guys who are now all unsure what to do

Daishou walks behind and smirks at them again 😏

Mans knows exactly what's happening here

"Yn we just want to make sure your safe"- Hiroo

"But you guys will be there and you can protect me right"- you say, peeking out from Numai's chest 🥺

Please YN you really do the most 🤚🏻

"YN we definitely want you there!"- Akama

"I think YN should be there as our manager"- Daishou interrupts

These boys just look at him like 😐 really-

"YN is a valuable part of our team now and she's earned a spot on our bench"- Daishou says, again smirking 😏

"Suguru 🥺"- you say running to hug your brother

They are all just standing there like 👇🏻 "really Suguru 😐"

Daishou pays them no mind tho 💅🏼

Unbothered king

So instead of making you cry again, they all just agree to guard you with their lives 🤣

Literally they are so stressed come tournament time 😅

You notice your poor bbys seem on edge

Hiroo is just standing there, in his own world and you walk up hugging him 🫂

He hugs you back and kisses the top of your head

"You look stressed"- you snuggling into him

Please he's a comfy tree YN give him love

"I'm ok love, just nervous"- he says hugging you tightly

You look to see the other boys just as nervous

YN to the rescue 🦸🏻‍♀️

You hug and kiss all the boys cheeks

You head to the gym to warm up, the boys getting ready to start spiking drills

"Ohh YN??? Could you go fill these up? I forgot to ask you earlier"- Daishou, knowing full well he did not forget

"Oh sure! I'll be right back"- you say grabbing the crate and running off

Daishou 👇🏻 freaking smirky snake boi

While in the hallway, you stumble into someone on accident

"Oh my! I'm so very sorry!"- you say, looking up to see a very tall, darker haired man

He looks... almost... Rooster like 😏

"Well hello there"- Rooster man says smiling at you

"Kuroo stop being weird"- a shorter guy in a red Nekoma jacket says

"I'm not being weird! I was just saying hello!"- the tall man yelled

"Oh im so very sorry! I was just apologizing for running into your teammate"- you say grining wide

The boys both look at you with heart eyes 😻

"Hey will you two stay with the group?"- another boy says, as he joined by several more guys in red jackets

They all look at you at you as you stand there smiling 😁

✨️back in the gym ✨️

Takachiho looks around and then hits Sakishima in the arm

"Hey man-"

"Where's YN?"- Takachiho says panicking

Numai, Hiroo, Akama, Kuguri, and Seguro all look around

"Suguru where is YN?"- Numai shouts

Daishou just shrugs 🤷‍♂️ and walks away

Freaking snake 🐍

The boys BARREL out into the hallway, looking everywhere until they see you

Standing next to NEKOMA

Oof 😬

Sakishima, Hiroo and Numai charge as Takachiho grabs you and pulls you behind him

"Yoshiya what-" you confused

"You pussy cats better not have touched our YN"- Numai growls

"As if they could even, our YN is too perfect for the likes of them"- Sakishima adds, arms crossed and glaring

"Hey- we were just talking with her"- Kuroo says, hands up and smirking 😏

He's just as sneaky as Daishou!

"Save it Kuroo"- Hiroo spits as he grabs your hand and hauls you towards the gym doors

Kuguri and Serugo fawn over you when you get back

"YN what happened-"

"Those bastard cats were talking to her"- Akama yelled

"Excuse me??"- Seguro says 😃

"Really guys, I'm ok"- you say smiling at your overprotective bois

They all look at you and boy are they PISSED

This calls for a good ole YN intervention

Hugs and kisses YN, needed STAT

The boys instantly calm as you make your way around the team

"Besides Suguru asked me to fill up the waterbottles before the match"- you say, smiling and turning away to set up the bench

The guys all look at each other, then to Daishou 😐😑

Daishou 👉🏻👀😗 🎶 what??

Please 🤚🏻 if you don't think this man is going to take advantage of his teammates crushing on his baby sister

Do you really know the snakes at all 🙃

[lily-drake]

De-Aged

Jason: holy shit- she's so tiny!

Dick: *agitated* Jason, focus, what do we do??

Jason: *coos at the baby Marinette* I haven't seen her this small in forever.

Dick: we need- Jason! Focus! what do we do???

Jason: *shrugs* wait it out? I don't know.

Inspired by @bambicambi

Annoyance coursed through Marinette’s veins as she saw the new Akuma of the day.  Of course it happened when her family came to visit.  Looking up to the sky and praying for strength she turned her back to the chaos, something she would soon regret.  Her brothers were asking her what the heck was going on, and as she opened her mouth a baby pink ray of light hit her, and Marinette poofed and in her place sat 4-year-old Marinette Wayne.

Jason and Dick stared at the small child on the ground in shock and after the moments were over Jason eagerly picked her up and spun her around.

“Holy sh*!  She’s so tiny!”

Jason called out as he held the small giggling girl to his chest.  Dick, was rightfully frustrated and walking in small circles and quickly said,

“Jason, focus, what do we do?”

Upon hearing Jason making cooing noises, he swiftly turned to look at Jason.

“I haven’t seen her this small in forever!”

He exclaimed, nuzzling his nose against the small Marinette.

“We need-Jason!  Focus!  What do we do?”

Jason shrugged as he held Marinette against his hip.  She giggled and tugged at his jacket.

“Wait it out?  I don’t know.”

Dick opened her mouth, but stopped when Marinette began to speak.

“Jay-Jay!  Ride!  Ride!”

Jason’s grin grew and gently set her down while holding her hand.  He squared down and carefully released her hand.  He could not express the pure amount of joy he felt when she climbed onto his back and wrapped her tiny hands around his neck.

“Jason, have you just forgotten the weirdly dressed flying child that not only turned Marinette, but all of Paris into kids?!”

He…had forgotten.  But can you blame him?  Marinette was so tiny when she was a kid, and he hadn’t seen her like this in forever.

“Look, contact Zatanna while I keep her safe and distracted.”

Dick sighed in relief replying,

“Alri-wait a minute.”

Jason was already running with a giddily screaming Marinette.

“No fair, I want to cuddle my baby sister too!”

He sighed in frustration, and no he was not pouting.  Quickly pulling out his communicator he dialed Zatanna.

“Hello?”

“Hey, so I’m in Paris visiting some family, and this flying kid in really weird clothes is going around de-aging people.  Could you come see what’s going on please?”

“Pardon, but what?”

“Yea, it sho-“

Dick quickly ran through the streets dodging beams that were now directed towards him.  Why did stuff like this always happen when they traveled?

A few moments later a portal opened and he had never been more relieved to see Zatanna in his life.  Zatanna looked around and looked at the villain.  As she studied it and was about to jump in, a neon butterfly mask appeared over the child’s face and she realized what this was.

“I can’t do anything, sorry Dick.”

“What?!  Why?!”

“This is ancient magic, probably the most ancient magic in the universe.  There should be others…, see,”

She said pointing to a cat-like figure in the distance.  Dick stared in confusion, what was happening?

While Dick was trying to figure everything out Jason was having the time of his life with Tiny Mari.  He was especially thankful that when she was blasted that her clothes were transformed into a white t-shirt and overalls with lions stitched throughout them.  He had taken so many pictures of them.  We’re people running around everywhere scared, yes, yes they were.  But that didn’t stop him from enjoying as much time as he could with his tiny sister like he used to.

“Jay-Jay!  There’s a fairy in my pocket!”

“How is there a fairy in the Pixie’s pocket?”

He asked jokingly while swinging the hands back and forth!

“Lookin lookie!  It’s a Ladybug fairy!  She’s so pwetty.”

Marinette held Tikki in both of her hands and jumped up and down trying to get him to look.  Jason chuckled and looked down at the toy.  It was cute, he had never seen something like it before.  Then it blinked, and flew out of Marinette’s hand, and oh gosh, IT CAN TALK?!

“Marinette, you need to help Chat Noir defeat the akuma?”

“Akuma matata!”

Marinette called out with a giggle.  Jason would have laughed, if it weren’t for the flying bug thing talking to his sister, who was currently 4, telling her to help someone defeat the crazed villain.

“Woah!  Are you insane?!  Look at her?!  How do you expect her to fight?!”

The thing looked conflicted before sighing and saying,

“Well, do you want to fight it?  You just need to wear the earrings, I can run you through what you need to do!”

“No!”

Marinette screamed.

“I want to be like you and daddy!  It’s my turn to help people!”

“Marinette, you're too young.”

Tears began to well up in the small child’s eyes.

“I-it’s no fair!  You al-always say that!  I want to help!”

She finished stamping her foot definitely with a sharp glare.  Jason sighed in exhaustion and turned to the floating creature.  He mumbles under his breath,

“Can’t believe I’m letting this happen.”

He knew by the way Marinette was gripping at her ears and the definence in her stance.  He could easily take them by force, but he didn’t want to hurt her or make her angry and feel betrayed.

“Can you assure above all else that she will be completely and utterly safe.  I will join as well in my hero suit to make absolutely sure.”

“Yes, she has a partner as well who will watch out for her.”

He sighed in relief at that, but there was a new and very heavy weight on his chest that wouldn’t leave until this event was over.  He listened to the fairy tell Marinette what she needed to do and almost smiled at the determined face she was making.  Her cheeks were so chubby and-no, focus!  He pulled out an extra domino mask he always carried with him and zipped up his leather jacket.  When he turned around there was a burst of pink light and where Tiny Mari once stood stood his sister in the cutest outfit he had ever seen!  It was similar to his old Robin outfit, but closer to Tim’s as she thankfully felt that there needed to be pants.  She had small wings on her back with a black cape with red bottom edges that shielded them from view.  And in her hands was a tiny yo-yo.  Before anything else could happen, he quickly pulled out his phone and took pictures.  He wanted to show this to Bruce and brag, sue him.

Soon after that they both left to the rooftops.  He was honestly surprised by how easily she maneuvered around the roofs and how easily her yo-yo grappled and released from things.  They soon landed next to a Cat Woman knock-off who turned to look at them in surprise and exhaustion.  When Marinette saw him she quickly turned to him and tugged on his sleeve.  Jason crouched down and Mini-bug leaned close to his ear and whispered,

“Does Selie have a son?”

Jason snickered and glanced up at the kid.  He seemed to have heard them if the ears twitching and confused look said anything.

“No Pix.  He was just inspired.”

“Oh, okie-dokie!”

“So, I’m assuming you two know each other and she was hit out of suit?”

“Yep, basically.”

“Right.  Well, we just need to break the wand, but I can’t get close.”

“Little Lady, cast your charm.”

Mini-bug puffed up her cheeks making her old —and most adorable— thinking face before yelling out while throwing the yo-yo into the air,

“Lucky Charm!”

“A red and black spotted rubber bullet dropped into Mini's awaiting palms.  Jason promptly took the bullet and loaded it into his gun, it was the perfect fit.  The hideously dressed child flew over to them and flourished her wand creating the opening Jason needed.  With one quick shot the bullet flew through the air and hit the wand causing it to snap.  A black and purple butterfly began to fly out and mini quickly caught it.  She quickly released it bouncing on her heels in pure joy as a wide smile grew onto her face.

“Told ya I coul’ do it!”

“Yes you did, good job Pix.”

Chat Noir, who they hadn’t noticed disappeared, came back with the bullet and handed it to the small girl.  She threw the bullet into the air jumping up as well and yelled out,

“Miraculous Ladybug!”

Millions of Ladybugs flew through the air repairing damages and Turing people back to normal ending with Ladybug herself.  Ladybug looked around confusedly and saw Chat on her right and Red Hood on her left.  Memories of the past hour flashed through her mind and she promptly hid her face in her hands and a deep blush bloomed across her face.

“This is a disaster, a complete disaster.”

“I don’t know Bug, was it?”

Jason asked with a crap eating grin.

“Yes.”

Came her mumbled response.  Jason laughed and ruffled her hair, Marinette was too miserable to care.

“We should go make sure golden boy isn’t panicking too much, don’t ya think?”

Marinette sighed tiredly and nodded, I guess so.

“Sorry Chat, I promise I’ll explain later.  Bug out.”

And as quickly as she could she swung away with Red Hood laughing and not too far behind.

“B is going to hate that he missed this.”

He called through the air causing a loud groan to escape her lips.

“Don’t show him!”

“Too late Pix, already sent them all to the group chat.”

“I hate you.”

“Love you to Babybug.”

Marinette groaned again and Jason laughed all the way to where they found Dick and Zatanna talking in an alleyway.

Taglist:

@queenz-z @aespades @fandomsaremylifeline @stainedglassm @toodaloo-kangaroo @prettylittlebutterflie @trippingovermyfeet @liquid-luck-00 @unoriginalmess @buginetye @miraculouslydumb @aurcad123

[chaoticbritishqueen]

Hinny headcannons:

Harry started calling her "Gin" in 5th year. He is the only person who calls her that.

They proposed to each other at the same time.

Harry said "I love you" first. Ginny says it most.

Harry does most of the cooking.

Ginny can make ... toast. The occasional spag bowl. Anymore complicated is pandemonium.

Harry doesn't actually know how to cook using magic. "I ONLY KNOW LIKE 1 SPELL, OKAY-"

Both are Bisexual.

Harry goes to as many of her quidditch games as possible.

They have matching weasley jumpers.

Affectionate. Passionate- No I will not be going into more detail. (Ron no longer walks into their room without knocking at least twice.)

Late night broom rides.

Harry is the little spoon.

Ginny dragging harry to dance during ministry events, trying to distract him from all the prying eyes.

Both purposely confuse the paparazzi, one time Harry wore the same outfit for like 3 weeks so that people couldn't prove the photos were new. Ginny once pretended that she didn't know that Harry was the Boy who lived. "HE NEVER FUCKING TOLD ME THAT-"

Harry will not sign autographs. Except one, because "HOLY CRAP YOUR GINNY WEASLEYS HUSBAND"

Harry sings HAIR AS DARK AS A BLACKBOARD" Every so often. Taught it to their kids. Ginny pretends to be annoyed by it.

Their kids names are James Sirius, Rubius (Ruby) Arthur, and Lily Luna. Teddy is as good as.

They didn't fully raise Teddy, as at 17, Harry was in no position to raise a baby, but Teddy spent Holidays, Thursday dinners and many weekends at his Godfathers house. He also had his own room there.

Harry and Hermione would awkwardly pass eachother late at night and early in the morning as they swapped bedrooms to be with their respective partners.(before the girls had to go back to Hogwarts for their final year) So that Molly wouldn't know that Harry was in the same room as Ginny. And Hermione in the same room as Ron. Molly never knew, but Arthur did and never said anything.

They got married in the summer. It was a small wedding with only their close friends and family. There was a bet to see how long it would take for the public would find out that they were married. It took 14 months somehow.

Ginny didn't quit quidditch until she retired at 40, before becoming a sports reporter.

Ginny and Harry own an orphanage, where they visit often with their children. Because there will be no other kids who will have to grow up like Tom riddle, or Harry himself. All children deserve somewhere to call home.

Even in their 40s, they still flirt like teenagers, (to the disgust of their actual teenage kids)

Ginny brought Harry his first ever teddy bear during sixth year, after finding out he never had one. It stayed in his rucksack all throughout DH and the rest of their life together, before he gave it to James when he was born.

Harry made a just as cheesy singing card for Ginny for their first wedding anniversary.

1 ON 1 QUIDITCH COMPETITIONS THAT LAST LIKE 6 HOURS AS THEY ARE BOTH COMPETITIVE AS HELL.

Ginny saying no for harry, when harry doesn't know how.

Harry diverting questions to ginnys quiditch when they get caught by reporters together.

Harry never loosing his parseltongue, and their kids inheriting it and having a "secret language" one time using it to plan a surprise birthday party for Ginny right in front of her face as she grows more and more confused by the hissing.

Ginny and the kids learned piglatin so that she could get back at Harry.

Harry giving Ginny piggybacks when she's tired after training.

Ginny removing any cupboards under the stairs from any homes they live in. "Because those don't belong in our homes." After he told her about the dursleys.

Ginny also screamed at Petunia for the way she treated Harry. The only reason she didn't hex her was because she knew Harry wouldn't want his aunt to hurt the same way he did.

Ginny holding Harry. She makes him feel safe just by being there.

Ginny is his home. And Harry is hers.

During the war, Ginny wore one of Harry's shirts to bed every night, and sometimes she swore that she could feel him watching over her. She knew they weren't really broken up.

Their love lasted until the very end.

[fuzzyfeatheredcas]

Stray Kids || Lost and Found

I DID IT SKDJKDJWKDJEJDJWKSJ!! holy crap this was finished very late. i'm so sorry this took such a long time to get this done.

Part 3 of the 🤩 assassin AU 🤩

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Warnings: Mentions of weapons, lots of panicking, anxiety, brief mentions of gunshots

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Six Months after finding Hyunjin and Changbin...

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It had been two years, he had been training for two years and Minho was still nervous. Well, okay, he had a right to be. It was his first time raiding a compound. He was a little scared that they were up against something bigger than them, and he didn't know why they would take him along with them, he was surely going to be a weight to the team.

"Minho! Get a move on! We're almost there." His teammate beside him practically screamed into his ear, tearing him from his anxious thoughts and back into an even bigger anxiety inducer, reality. He couldn't do this. He was tempted to run back to his base, to ditch his team, but that wouldn't be very kind of him. Plus, he would get punished, and Minho would do anything to get away from that.

Minho huffed out an anxious and strangled breath back at the man, "I'm trying to, if I'm going so slow why are you back here with me?" He raised his eyebrow at him, and his teammate just continued to travel forward with the team. Minho focused back to his thoughts. Maybe thinking about the punishments would push him towards this raid instead of away. Why not scare himself more?

"No Minho, just push forward with your own strength, not the strength of your fear." He mumbled to himself. "Nowhere is safe, everywhere you go is scary, just deal with this." He sped up, catching up close to the back of the team. Panicked thoughts clouded his mind, what if he did something wrong? Maybe he could just run away once this was over. That would be freeing, but they'd surely catch him.

He saw the leader of his team motion for them to spread out along the outer areas of the building. They were here, and Minho still wasn't mentally prepared for this event. Things were going to go very wrong. With shaking legs, Minho managed to travel towards the left entrance of the building without stumbling.

He knew his teammates couldn't see his look of fear from under the bulky, black glasses he was wearing, but he felt as though they could feel how scared he was. So, when a teammate yelled at him to move again, he jumped out of his skin. "You okay there, buddy?" A different voice said. It wasn't mocking or rude, but genuinely curious and concerned. He turned to see a teammate standing next to him. All he could do was nod, proud of himself for not letting the movement get shaky. "Good," the man clubbed him in the shoulder with the back of his gun. "Then move." So much for being nice.

Before Minho could unfreeze his body, his team ran into the building through the side door. He sighed, they really didn't care about him, did they? He still couldn't believe he was stuck with them.

Minho knew he didn't need to go in at this point. They wouldn't even know he was gone. No Minho, you're not doing that, just go in. He took a deep breath, shifted his view to see if anyone was coming, and ran inside.

It was like the air was knocked out of him as soon as he entered the building. He didn't hit anything, there wasn't any smoke, he just couldn't breathe. He was freaking out, and had no way of controlling his emotions as he let his anxiety drag him through the building. There were so many doors, and no good places to hide. This compound was so open, and... homey. Minho frowned, he couldn't imagine how good the people here had it.

He paused, what if they didn't? He didn't think that there could be any good place to train or live in around this city. It was a train wreck. But here felt so different, so peaceful, he almost didn't want to leave. He relished in the happy moment he had for a few seconds before everything was ruined again. Gun shot noises ripped through the walls of the building, and Minho threw himself to the floor. He had to get out of here.

He got up and twisted his body violently, frantically looking for a place to hide in. He saw a cracked-open door and didn't think twice before running to it. There was no light shining behind it, so he took advantage of it the best he could. With the help of his flashlight, he found a desk to hide under, the front part of it totally covered with a sheet of wood.

Minho choked out a sob as another gun shot rang through the building. His emotions were everywhere, he was fearing for his life. He knew he shouldn't have followed. Tucking his head into his knees, Minho rocked back and fourth slightly in place, trying to comfort himself. He knew he'd need to get out at some point, but right now all he wanted to do was stay. Hell, he'd die here if he had to. An ending here is a better ending than at his rusty compound.

Minho closed his eyes, and envisioned his bed. Not his bed at the compound, but his bed at home. The bed he slept in before all hell broke loose. The bed that rested in the house that always smelt like bacon on Sunday mornings. Not a day goes by without his mind clouding over with the thought of 'how did it all go so wrong'? He fears he will never truly know.

Before he could stop them, his eyes closed for good, and his breathing levelled as he slumped down slightly with the new weight of his tired body. Even though he was on the ground in a building he was unfamiliar with, Minho knew that this was going to be one of the best sleeps he has ever had.

If only he could wake up to a peaceful morning too.

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When Minho woke up, he could barely move. His curled up position left him stif and locked as he struggled to roll out from underneath the desk where he had been hiding. Minho couldn't believe he slept under that all night without being found. This room seemed to be important, given the computer that sat on the desk he was just under, but he was sure they had many of these to go around. Now it was time to get out, but where was he supposed to go? He forgot where he came in from and he was surely going to get caught.

With literally nothing left to lose, the assassin made his way out of the room at a fast but quiet speed. He knew this was going to be dangerous, but he had to give it a shot. He peeked around the doorway, listening intensely for any sound of footsteps or quiet talking. Minho was sure the people in this building were on their toes because of the attack yesterday.

Minho bit his lip, "Why are there so many curved hallways?" He whispered to himself. This was going to be a challenge. He looked straight in front of him and saw a hallway that he didn't notice due to his panicked episode from the night before. He hesitated for a moment, but decided to venture down it. He saw the ever-so-slight dips in the wall where doors were, so he was hopeful that he'd have some place to hide if he heard someone coming.

It didn't take long to get to the end of the walkway, and Minho let out a breath when he saw windows. Finally, some natural light in the building. It was then that he remembered his team, and realized that they probably weren't going to come back for him. He felt a little bit sad when he thought about that, but if he ever got out of this place, he could start a new life! New identity, new country, new everything. It would be rough, but worth it. His chest loosened when he saw a glass door at the end of a hallway, allowing him to see the view of a yard behind it. His black goggles made everything look darker, but he knew it was morning.

With light shoulders, Minho made his way towards the door, happy that he had managed to find a way out. Before he could make it to the end, a door clicked, and Minho paused in his tracks, his heart immediately starting to race again. He heard the noise come from straight in front of him, and saw the rectangle of light appear on the floor as the door opened. He had no where to hide, and tried to turn to make a run for it, but was met with a second obstacle.

He thought he was doomed with the door opening, but he never thought he'd run into another person in this hallway. Minho's face fell even more when the eyes of the person met his, and his heart fully stopped. He was trapped.

The man in front of him, tall with longer hair, stopped and looked at him and then above Minho's head with a shocked expression, probably to the person behind him. Minho hadn't moved a muscle, but he tried to raise his hands to show he surrendered, even though nothing even happened yet.

"Um, hello there." The taller man said. He knew for a fact that this person wouldn't be a threat if he continued to not be one himself. "You're okay, nothing is going to hurt you. I'm Hyunjin." He raised his hands to mimic Minho's actions, showing he was safe. "You decided to get lost in a good place."

"I think his team from yesterday is the one we were looking into, and he's a newer member too." The man behind him said. He couldn't see the person between them, but he knew he was new by the way he presented himself.

"You're right, Chan!" Hyunjin smiled at him. Chan? Minho recognized that name. He was that really good new team leader that everyone envied.

"I-I mean no harm, I'm just trying to get out. Once I'm out I'll be gone for good." Hyunjin frowned at his plan.

"Do you really want to either go back to your old compound or be on the street? Believe me, both are not good options." Hyunjin was trying to lighten the mood, but Minho couldn't loosen up a bit to even come close to laughing at his comments.

"P-Please-"

Before anyone could say anything, another voice joined them. "Hyunjin, I noticed you were gone for long, so I wanted to come and see," the man who came around the corner paused when he saw Minho. "What was the matter..."

Hyunjin smiled at Minho, "This is Peniel, your probably soon-to-be boss." Minho's eyes widened, and he backed away from the two men and almost into Chan. Whoops, probably shouldn't have said that, Hyunjin thought.

"No, I have to get out of here." Minho whispered to himself. He turned, pulling out a baton to hopefully make Chan back away from him. "Get away from me, all of you!" He turned between the three men, threatening them with the stif weapon in his hand.

Peniel sighed, why did this always have to happen, "Now, Minho, listen-"

"How do you know my name? Just- please! Let me go, leave me alone." He saw Peniel raise a walkie-talkie to his lips, and Minho didn't hesitate to push through Chan to make a run for it. He knew he didn't have long. Before Minho even turned the corner he heard footsteps boom behind him. Crap.

"I suggest you stop moving son!" A low voice called out from behind him. Minho took off the heavy head gear he was wearing and attempted to throw it back at the man, or men, behind him. He also took of the goggles because screw those goggles.

"We have a stubborn one!" Another man joked. Okay, so there were more than one of them, and they thought that this was a game. Minho wanted to cry, but he knew he couldn't weight himself down with emotions. He could cry all he wanted when he got out.

"Get away from me!" He screamed back at them. He couldn't do it anymore, he couldn't handle a new compound, starting a new life in one again. He couldn't do it.

"Son, please, just stop running and this will be easy!" Minho shook his head, tears threatening to spill from his eyes. He saw a clear path way ahead of him. If he could just..

"Minho, enough." He stopped in his tracks when Chan appeared in front of him.

"No.. no, you can't be here- how did you-?" Minho's breathing quickened as his eyes passed between the two forming groups of men on either side of him. "I'm sorry for getting stuck in here, just please- don't hurt me." He couldn't help but let out a helpless sob.

Chan frowned when he saw the assassin in this state. He must have been through so much. "Minho, I won't hurt you, just let me.." He moved closer to the now crouched man, and he did nothing to move away from Chan, so he brought an arm around him. "You're okay. Everything is okay now, see?" Chan waved his hand aggressively towards the men Peniel called to get out.

Hyunjin and Changbin joined Chan around Minho, sadness hitting them both when they saw his body shake with more sobs. "Aw, Minho, please don't cry." Hyunjin rubbed his back, and Minho took a deep breath to calm himself.

"Are you going to hurt me?" The man asked, his voice barely even a whisper. The three men felt their hearts pang with sorrow.

Chan settled down more beside Minho, his hands never halting their comforting touch on his shoulders. "We aren't going to hurt you. Don't ever think that." He smiled a small smile, and the younger man tried to return it.

"Let's get you somewhere more comfortable, and maybe take off that uncomfortable gear too." Changbin saw Minho's face fall again, and he was quick to add to his sentence. "But it's okay if you're not ready yet."

"I don't want to stay," he said, his voice rough. He coughed, sobs coming with the ragged forced breaths. Chan and Hyunjin helped remove the thick and heavy vest from his torso, they knew he needed it.

"Where else would you go?" As soon as Changbin said those words, Minho broke down again. The three men panicked a bit, not knowing what they should do. Hyunjin and Chan both locked eyes, a glint of an idea running through them.

Hyunjin grabbed Minho's hand, being gentle as he traced his fingers along his palm. The touch was light, and it would be quite distracting to someone if they weren't panicking and sobbing. For Minho? It wasn't distracting him at the moment, but he felt the feeling, the feather-like feeling, on his fingers. He was still sobbing and shaking, but he was also confused, why was this touch so... different?

"What are you..." Minho jerked his hand away when Hyunjin traced over a sensitive spot closer to his wrist. He didn't mean to, and he didn't even know why he did. "What was that?"

The three men looked back and forth between each other, he doesn't... huh? Hyunjin dug his fingers into his side, and Minho laughed.

"Whyhyhyhy am I lahahahaughing!" He arched his back into Chan to get away from the taller man.

Changbin grinned excitedly, "well, I guess someone is ticklish and didn't know!" This was amazing, perfect.

"Why are you doing this to mehehehehe!" He squeaked out, pushing to get away from Chan as he started to poke him too.

"Making you feel better of course! It's our specialty." Changbin smirked at Minho's reddening face. "Look how easily you were pushed away from all the bad things happening to you."

Minho squirmed and laughed between the three men, and for a second he allowed himself to think, "wow, they really did help me forget".

Chan was brought back to the events with Hyunjin and Changbin half a year ago, and thought of an idea. "We won't stop until you say you'll stay~" he announced in a teasing voice. Minho jolted sharply when a hand made it to his lower side, a squeal coming out of him.

"I cahahahan't-! AGH!" Minho pushed forward and crossed the hallway to the other side of the wall with one sweep of his legs. "Okahahay, okay. Give me a minute." Minho heaved.

"Nope, no breaks." Chan followed him to the other side of the hallway, immediately moving to grapple with his hands, pinning them to his chest and pushing him lightly into the wall. "You might need a lot of convincing, and as I learned from boss, it should be continuous if you want a good response." Minho whimpered when he saw the other two men move towards them as well.

"Nononono- PLEASE!" Hyunjin grabbed his shoulders and dragged him towards the ground as Changbin took Minho's hands out of Chan's grasp to lift them over his head. Hyunjin helped him hold them down. "Ahahat this point I'm just being forced to say yes!"

"Oh, we know. Now, are you going to say yes? Or do we have to continue?" Chan asked again, watching as Minho's face contorted into a mixture of emotions.

He knew he couldn't stay, he had to say no. He was too scared to say anything else, even with all this going on. "I'm sorry, I can't, now will you please let me go-OHOHOHO! Ahahahahaaha nahahahahahaha!" Chan had started spidering up the younger's sides, his thin undershirt doing nothing to ease any of the tickling. His movements were light and quick, almost like he's been practicing or something, or that he's been trained.

"Oho my gahahahAHAHA AAAA!!" Minho curled forward the best he could, his elbows moving forward towards the sides of his head with him, but his strength was not enough to free his wrists from Hyunjin and Changbin. The two men easily pulled his hands back down, putting him flat down on his back again. Chan took this opportunity to move back down a bit and curl his hands around his lower back. Minho screamed immediately, his feet kicking out behind Chan as he wiggled and squirmed, trying his best to free himself.

Who would have thought that coming here would result in this. It was almost comforting. Oh no, he thought, I'm giving in to them. I can't have that. Chan moved upwards, towards his armpits, and Minho shook his head in protest. Chan laughed playfully, and slowed down his movements, making this even more agonizingly ticklish.

"Chan-Chan!" Minho huffed out through giggles. "Please, just do it, don't do that plehehehehease!" He couldn't take the teasing. Not now, not ever.

The three cooed at his begging, and how cute it was that he hated the teasing. "Is Minnie a little too ticklish for his own good?" Changbin babied him as he took a hand away from his wrists to lightly scratch as the man's right underarm, getting a little impatient with Chan's slow actions. Minho jerked more towards the wall, trying to get away from the touch. Changbin went and gripped his wrists again with Hyunjin just as Chan went for his underarms fully. finally.

Minho's scream was immediate. And piercing. His head was thrown back practically involuntary to let all the screams and laughs release themselves fully. The three men above him almost recoiled at the sounds, but kept their grip. Chan kept going, hoping for an answer soon. He gladly got one.

"OKAHAHAHAHAY! OKAY PLEHEHEHEASE- I'LL STAY! I'LL STAHAHAY!" Minho cried out, tears of mirth slipping down his face. The three men quickly backed away from him, and Minho curled into himself right away, his back arching against the wall. His body rose and fell as he caught his breath, while the others sat around him, smiling.

"Another great beginning." Changbin wiped away a fake tear, pulling a chuckle out of the other two.

"Are you sure it's safe here?" Minho asked once he started to calm down a bit. He couldn't help but be scared, despite the huge amount of safeness he also felt.

Chan frowned, and looked up at him. "Yes, love, you will be safe here. Safest place you can ever be in this city." Minho smiled, and attempted to get up, but was pushed back to the ground by another tickle to his side.

"AHa- No more pleehehase!" Changbin smiled as he helped the assassin up.

"No more, I promise. For now." Minho's face fell with fear, but relaxed when he saw Changbin laugh again, shaking his head a bit. "I'm kidding."

"Well, we should show you to your room, then." Hyunjin got up with Chan, and they made their way down the hall.

"I can't believe I just got tortured in the hallway of a compound I barely know." Minho's face reddened at the thought of what just happened, and he heard the other men chuckle.

"Don't worry about it. It happens a lot around here." Minho smiled at that.

He can't wait to see what other fun he's going to have here.

[starryjeekies]

hi! i was wondering if you could write about first date with e'ast/places they'd take you

A/N: oh I would love to!! I don't see that many elrings so when I do i get excited ^^ please show the boys a lot of love and if anyone who doesn't know e'last sees this, please look into them! [post writing notes holy crap my brain did not want to focus at all i’m so sorry this took forever to write]

Rano:

Ice Skating

Rano would love to do something fun and exciting! So if it was the season for it, he would take you ice skating first. You both would need the barrels or walkers to steady yourselves while you started learning for the first time and would laugh at each other when you fall. You would help each other up and encourage each other to keep going! His little giggles when you start to hold hands while skating would be adorable. By the end of winter, you two would finally get ahold of it after going on many more dates. Holding each other’s hands while you fly around the frozen lake would be a fantastic way to end the season.

Choi In:

Amusement Park

He would LOVE to take you to the fair/carnival/amusement park! All he wants to do is see you smile and laugh. He would definitely start off with the games, competing against you in the balloon popping and ring toss. If he won, he would most definitely give you the prize. If you won, he would pout until you give him a complimentary prize (ofc, a kiss). He would take you on the rides next, both of you screaming at the fast paced rides. Of course, there would be the cliché of the kiss at the top of the ferris wheel. He would end the night with funnel cake and a shake, sharing the two with you and letting you have the last bite.

Seungyeop:

Bookstore

Seungyeop being an extrovert was not something that I expected and I’m going to stick with that. I think he would prefer to take you to a bookstore to get to know you. You can tell a lot about a person by what they read. You two would split up at first, looking for something to catch your interest. You would accidentally meet up in a section and would smile at each other, guessing what you were looking for. Once you two finally found a book or two you would like, you would meet up and start reading. You two would ask each other about the characters, the plot, and get to see the way each other gets engrossed in a book.

Baekgyeul:

Restaurant

I think Baekgyeul is a little bit more of a traditionalist and would pick you up and take you to dinner. Probably wouldn’t go anywhere too fancy but would love when you dress up for him. He would probably be really shy when he sees how great you looks but will quickly give you his dazzling smile. Would definitely take you to a restaurant that serves the kind of food you like. Would take your recommendation on the best dish if you knew the menu pretty well. He lets the conversation flow, easily getting to know each other and talk about your interests and fun moments in your lives. At the end of the night, he’d pay for the bill, drive you home, and drop you off with a soft kiss against your cheek.

Romin:

Thrifting

This man loves his fashion, we been knew. I don’t think he would need to be fancy and buy expensive clothes all the time. So he would probably think it would be fun to go to a thrift store to see what you two could find! There would most definitely be a mini fashion show between you two. He would also suggest creating outfits for each other and trying them on for you both to laugh at how ridiculous or swoon over how hot you look. You would both be walking away with an outfit to wear on your next date together. He would be surprised but also delighted to see you wearing his outfit again.

Wonhyuk:

Aquarium

Seeing a bunch of cool sea creatures and gawking over them sounds like a great time to him. Even though he would possibly be scared of some of the more intimidating creatures, he would have your hand to hold the entire time. Walking through the tunnel of sea would be his favorite. Not only would he be able to see the small sharks and fish up close, he would also get to see how your eyes light up at the fish. His favorite spot was the wave pool where you can touch the rays because of how much you two giggled touching the dogs of the sea. He would also get you two matching overpriced seahorse plushies at the end of the date to commemorate it.

Wonjun:

Picnic

Wonjun is a huge romantic, I can see it in the way he talks to elrings. So when he knows it’s going to be a lovely day, he asks if you want to meet up with him at a park to go out on a date. He will make cute sandwiches, cut up fruit, pack drinks, and go all out with an actual basket and blanket. Your heart will burst when his smiles come out, bashful at your reaction. You’ll enjoy the nice day under the sun together, smiling and laughing about how cute you are and how smitten you are for each other. Definitely a date for the romance novels.

Yejun:

Drive in Movies

I’m specifically thinking of the traditional going to the big screen, buying snacks along the way, and talking the entire time through the movie about how bad it is. Yejun seems to be more of a casual dater, meaning he probably will prefer to become better friends through the dates and after going out for a while, see if he’ll develop feelings rather than going off of pure attraction. So being able to be comfortable around each other and taking the date easy causes a drive in, just the two of you, to be an easy going time.

[luimagines]

He Accidentally Hurt You Pt. 1

Masterlist

Takes place while in the group, written as a platonic relationship.

this one got away from me entirely, so I had to split it up

Warrior

“I’m telling you, we need to head west!”

“And head straight into enemy territory? I don’t think so!”

“Wild’s right, Warrior. We can’t just sit around here and wait for them to come to us or the people of the town. We’re the only ones who can do something about it.” 

“Need I remind the both of you that we’re all tired as hell as well? We have no potions or healing items, our weapons haven’t been tended to in over a week because of the constant fighting and everyone has an injury in one way or another. We can’t afford to keep going at this rate. We’re lucky enough to have enough food as it is.”

You glanced at the W Trio. Wild, Wind and Warrior.

They’ve been going over the map and strategies for the past hour and it’s getting tiring. That normally would have fallen to Time and Twilight to talk to Warrior about it but they went ahead as the currently strongest of all to secure the perimeter.

It hasn’t been going great.

You sighed and stood up, making your way over to where they were.

Warrior was getting worked up and his gestures became more agitated and pronounced.

They needed to stop.

“Ok, guys, take five and a breather.” You started before your head snapped backwards.

The arguing stopped instantly.

“Oh for Din’s sake! Are you ok?.” Hands covered your own as you felt your face trying to pry them off to get a read on the damage done. “Oh course this has to happen.”

You took a step back and plugged your nose for good measure.

Wild and Wind both look tense and looked between the two of you, expecting something to blow up in their faces.

“Well that was unnecessary.” You spoke after a tense beat.

Warrior bit his lip, warring within himself to both step forward to comfort you and too afraid of pushing your boundaries more than he already has. “I’m sorry. I didn’t see you there. Does it hurt?”

“I’ll live if that’s what you’re asking me.” You raised an eyebrow. “I was going to say that you should all take a break and leave it for a while. Maybe take a nap and come back to it once Twilight and the Old Man can have a say. Because yeah, we’re all tired as hell. I don’t think you liked the idea though.”

Warrior had the decency to look ashamed. “That was unintentional.”

“Regardless, I think I’m bleeding.” You smirk. “You’ve got quite the arm Captain. Last time I checked, a backhanded slap was usually reserved for-”

“Please don’t make this any worse.”

You laughed.

Wind

“Wind! Get down from there!” You called up the tree.

Mr. Sticky Fingers had taken something important from you, not that he knew what it was and you didn’t plan on telling him it’s importance since it was mostly sentimental value but the kid turned it into a game instead.

“I’m not going to climb after you Pirate!”

“I guess it’s mine then!” He taunted back.

You glared at his smirking face and snapped your head to the group. “Excuse me Wild Child, care to lend a hand? You’re the best tree climber among us and I’d really like to get my item back.”

Wild looked up and spotted Wind in the tree. He shrugged and stood up, making his way over. “I can make that climb. Sure.”

“Uh oh.” Wind huddled into himself on the nearest branch before making a mad dash through the tree.

Wild followed closely and you stepped under the tree to get a better view of the chase. The multitude of branches and leave and twigs made it hard to see through and you didn’t see make the executive decision to jump down.

And it seemed as if he didn’t see you either. 

You both landed on the ground, a sickening crack following shortly. Your cry of surprise quickly turning into one of pain.

Wind jumped off of you as if you burned him but stayed close, handing your item back as if that would fix the problem.

The boys crowded you instantly. Hyrule led the charged followed by Twilight and Time. Warrior pulled Wind aside to give them room, Wild jumped down from the tree and Legend chose to stand closer to Hyrule to get a look over his shoulder. Four and Sky held back, concerned faces mirroring each other.

“I think you broke my arm.” You gritted through your teeth.

“I didn’t.... I didn’t mean-” Wind spoke up but bit his lip, cutting himself off. He knew there was no saving him.

“What on earth was so important that it had to come to this?” Time glared at the both of you. You would have felt a little more embarrassed because it was easily avoidable but at the same time, it was your dominant arm and now you struggled to sit up.

“Wind took an item of mine and refused to give it back. To keep me from getting it back, he climbed up a tree and I asked wild to help me out. The kid jumped on me and this happened. End of story.” Hyrule looked up at you questionably before snapping the bones back into place. A scream tore through your throat before you could stop it. “‘RULE! A little warning next time?!”

He grinned sheepishly. “Sorry. It’s better if you aren’t expecting it.”

“What’s so special about that item anyway, if you don’t mind me asking?” Sky came a little closer to rub comforting circles on your back. Hyrule took that as his cue to begin healing the injury properly. “Is it magic?”

Pain clouded your judgment slightly. “No, not exactly.”

“What is it then? It doesn’t look like anything special.” Legend gripped the tip of it and you pulled it closer to your chest, away from the others. “It’s defiantly not magic.”

“Not in the traditional sense.” You agreed. The pain was slowly fading away now, but with the quickening of the healing process, it looked worse than it did before. You turned your eyes away from the black and blue mess.

“It’s... the last gift my mother ever gave to me.” You admitted. “It’s a special kind of magic that only means something to me.”

“The sentimental kind.” Four smiled sadly.

You nodded in agreement. “But it’s not like it does anything. It’s only a token really. However... I’d rather die then let anything happen to it.”

The group stood around you silently, taking in the information.

“I’m sorry.” Wind stood before you. “I didn’t-”

You held your good hand up. “It’s not broken, I knew you would never try that and I got it back. I’m not even mad, just don’t do it again.”

He looked worse after your words, as if it was the worse news you could have told him. You knew the feeling. You felt like maybe it would help him feel better to get yelled at or something equivalent of a punishment but it wasn’t in your nature.

Once that mess was cleared up, he stayed to close to you but was unusually quiet.

You made it a point to make sure that he knew you were still on good terms by the end of the day.

Wild

“I wonder if theses are ok to eat.” You mutter to yourself. Poking at a berry bush that was near your camp, you heard (and felt) your stomach rumble. “Wild would probably know. Hyrule might know as well but....”

THWIP

Something was imbedded in your leg.

“OH MERCY ME!” You fell over, narrowly avoiding the berry thorn bush and looked down. “FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY-  WHAT IN THE WORLD-!”

An arrow.

An arrow was just... sticking out of your leg.

Rustling came from the bushes beyond and out popped a twig and leaf covered head of hair. A scarred face came next that expressed confusion to immediate concern and shock. Wild jumped over the bush and made a mad dash to your side.

“Oh my god I’m so sorry, I thought you were an animal.” He crouched down by your side and hovered his hands around the offending object.

“Why on earth did you think I was an animal?” You nearly cursed him then and there. 

It hurt. It hurt and hurt and he wasn’t doing anything!

“I heard a growl.” He admitted, a bright blush on his face.

“No, that was me and my stomach. I’m hungry man! I was just checking if those berries were edible.” You growled and tried to move over but your leg wouldn’t cooperate without sending bouts of burning static up to your hip.

“That was a crap shot anyway. It wouldn’t have taken the animal down regardless.” Wild muttered to himself.

“Excuse you but I’m the one who was shot. Take it out!”

“Ok, ok, ok, hold on.” He placed a bracing hand on your leg and grip the arrow in the other. “Deep breath. Ready? One. Two.”

“OUCH! YOU SICK, TWISTED, SON OF A-”

“Here.” Wild handed you a potion. You recognized it as a healing item of his, even if the bottle was wrong and uncorked it, gulping it down with vigor.

“You owe me Champion.” You crossed your arms when you finished, handing the bottle back to him. 

“I’ll cook you something. Anything you want.” He nervously scratched the back of his head. “Those berries aren’t edible anyway.”

You blinked at him and the berries, not pouting at all. Your glare hardened at the plant. “I blame you.”

“The plant?”

“I just wanted to eat something!”

Legend

You couldn’t believe it.

There he was, sleeping in your bedroll.

You were tired as it was and didn’t have the energy to put up with it. Instead of anger though...It was mostly confusion.

Why was Legend asleep in your bed roll?

Was he really that tired that he just didn’t care? Probably. The nightmares were bad the night before and he was working nonstop the whole day.

You couldn’t fully blame him. He probably didn’t even notice.

Still.

You were exhausted as well and you refused to take his spot.

You walked over and shook his shoulder.

BAM

You stumbled backwards and eventually fell over, your hands covering your face. 

Legend sat up blearily and blinked for a solid minute before realizing his fist was still raised. 

“Legend!” You yelled at him. “What the heck man? You can’t punch to save your life!”

“What?”

“That’s my bedroll, dumb bell. I would like to sleep please.” You crossed your arms and stared him down. “Also, I’m telling Twilight you can’t punch for crap.”

Legend pushed himself up and looked beneath him. “Oh. Sorry. Wait. What about my punching?”

”You suck at it.”

He glared at you for a moment before taking a swing in your direction.

You dodged it easily and grinned. “Your form definitely needs work.”

“Shut up!”

Part 2