#the war continues

[waltzing-rats]

God this should NOT have taken me as long as it did. Uh. Sound up ig? I like this song

[tippilo]

HALLOWS : PART ONE

Thanks to @crymsyy for the amazing video and allowing me to use it in writing this! Now I have a whole fic in process based off this video! Future parts are being outlined and will be posted as they are finished!

Mistakes are my own! I may clean this up in the future to post on AO3 but, for now, this is what we have :)

This is also a Forced Proximity fic for dramione month (@dhrmonth)

[rainebasillovesbyler]

My dad: byler isn’t cannon, you just ship them because they’re both boys me: Mike stares at Will’s lips dad, that’s why I ship them My dad: … Me: exactly

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Results of Smash Bros Sexyman Tournament: Round 1!

Mario v. DK: Mario victory! (vanilla iss a great flavor too!)

Link v. Samus: Samus victory! (don't worry, they're still in love and still smooch.)

Dark Samus v. Yoshi: Dark Samus victory! (what did you expect on the gay and want to be stepped on be evil women site?)

Fox McCloud v. Luigi: Luigi Victory! (pathetic men enjoyerss defeat furries, more at eleven)

Captain Falcon v. Princess Peach: Princess Peach victory! (Yeah, Falcon was too conventionally attractive to win.)

Princess Daisy v. Bowser: Princess Daisy victory! (I'm kinda disappointed in the monster fuckers)

Sheik v. Princess Zelda: Sheik victory! (never trust anyone, not even yourself)

Dr. Mario v. Falco Lombardi: Falco victory! (and the furries finally pull through!)

Marth v. Lucina: Lucina victory! (And Girl Marth wins!)

Ganondorf v. Mewtwo: Ganondorf victory! (you're falling behind furries)

Roy v. Chrom: Chrom victory! (Melee fans, I am so disappointed in you girlies.)

Mr. Game and Watch v. Meta Knight: Meta Knight victory! (coughing baby v. nuclear bomb)

Zero Suit Samus v. Wario: Zero Suit Samus victory! (It occurs to me that maybe my roster building skills are imbalanced....)

Solid Snake v. Ike: Snake victory! (Well I suppose Snake is more pathetic than Ike...)

Sonic v. King Dedede: King Dedede victory! (Dededivorce here we come!)

Olimar v. Lucario: Lucario victory! (Theeeeerrrrre the furries are.)

R.O.B. v. Wolf O'Donnell: Wolf victory! (Poor robo-fuckers.)

Wii Fit Trainer v. Princess Rosalina: Rosalina victory! (I don't have a joke for this one)

Little Mac v. Greninja: Little Mac victory! (Mac-Mains are here to win, baby!)

Robin v. Robyn: Robyn victory! (Big fan of women)

Palutena v. Pac-Man: Palutena victory! (Another nuclear bomb v. coughing baby.)

Shulk v. Ryu: Shulk victory! (Shulk nation rise up!)

Ken v. Cloud: Cloud victory! (sad trauma boi beats sad rich boi)

Corrin v. Corrine: Corrine victory! (Big fan of women 2)

Bayonetta v. Terry Bogard: Bayonetta victory! (Yeah... this one wasn't remotely fair.)

Ridley v. Simon: Ridley victory! (Thhhheeeerrrreeee the Monster Fuckers are)

Richter v. King K Rool: Richter victory! (Aaaannnnd there they go.)

Isabelle v. Incineroar: Isabelle Victory! (Devour him alive Izzy.)

Piranha Plant v. Joker: Joker victory! (I'm kinda mad the plant lost, woulda been funnier if he'd won.)

Hero v. Banjo: Banjo victory! (Can't tell if this is the meme lords or furries)

Byleth v. Bealyn: Bealyn victory! (big fan of women 3)

Sephiroth v. Kazuya: Sephiroth victory! ("I will never be a memory.")

And that's Round One! Round Two coming soon!

[bloomynmoon]

I think you've contributed to over half of my boops

LMAOO

YOU'VE contributed to well over 90% of mine!!

[squidsandthings]

Going bowling and getting inspired for ways to Torture Nikolai for the war with @im-a-chunky-potato :)

[mrmorphea]

LET ME BOOP YOU

Once more, into the boop

[lullabielamb]

boop

Boop.

[artcalledwrap]

[captain-krow-drozdov]

LOOK! Boops be upon yee nose!

You didn't seriously forget about this, did you? The war continues. >:D

Me? Forget About The War? I Would Never~ See You On The Battle Field Halfagone =}

[sprintingowl]

A Wacky Lil' TTRPG

Once again I cast my line into the sea, fishing not for reblogs but for the pornbots that are inevitably drawn to my posts about tabletop rpgs.

I do not know what mechanisms drive your behaviors, strange ladies, but you seemingly cannot resist liking my weird game design posts.

And yet, dry land and the ban awaits thee.

[wtf-amiru]

omg you guys, a real person followed me today /playdead

[supertaliart]

More Skywalker Sibling time! Now with a sequel

Part 3

[rainebasillovesbyler]

I had to save my byler funkos from my dad’s clutches today TT. He took them to the kitchen for some reason

[mouseinamushroomhouse]

my babies