#the vibes are off but not very off

[aliennazero]

Take a shot everytime I shove Kishibe and Hiro fathersonism into narratives. It doesn't matter what versions of headcanons you believe in.

Death devil Hiro? He was raised by Kishibe personally and completely hidden from the world because he's that dangerous. He then wear contact lenses so his eyes is now similiar with Kishibe and that's pretty damn cute.

Octopus/ctulhu devil Hiro? Pretty much same with Death Devil. He took form like young Kishibe because he wanted to looks like him. And that's still pretty darn cute.

Not-family-related Hiro? He's one of Kishibe's favourite disciple and saw him like his own father figure.

Your regular emo teenager Hiro? Even better if he's also a bratty Kishibe's son actually. His strange and weird behaviour made more sense now since his dad is alcoholic and he probably has massive daddy issues. But that's okay, fanfiction devil could fix this.

Aroace and/or gay Hiro? This makes sense, also since it's explain his self isolation tendencies and his familiarity but distant type-of-relationship language. Just wait 'til he come out to his dad like when Quanxi does.

Super evil scheming guy Hiro? It's actually his dad's orders and therefore is the government's orders. They're both victim to the controlling society and need to do the deeds if they want to survive. Every devil hunters need to have some loose screws to stay alive anyway.

Whatever happen in chapter 132 WILL NOT stop me at hc-ing this AT ALL. In fact, Hiro did parallel Kishibe (that SWAT team and their capability to "kidnap" and "protect" people smoothly) and it convinces me even MORE.

I will DIE on this hill. The only time I'm gonna stop believing and preaching this is when that fathersonism idea were robbed from my COLD bloodied hands. This is where I STAND and no one could make me undo this beliefs but myself.

**edit: fixing the typos

[dasnercaret]

siffrin moment

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I hope you take this as the compliment it is intended to be, but you strike the same chord of irreverence-as-love, jokes-to-showcase-sencerity that I get from Chuck Tingle, and I adore both of you.

You have bestowed the greatest honour upon me.

[geezmarty]

I'be been watching a danganronpa 2 LP as I work I'm on the final chapter and I'd like to state I'd die for them

[gldnstrngs]

whenever i see colin and bradley in behind the scenes or interviews im just like… 🤨 in the least weirdest way possible like they just have a Certain Energy to them

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 113

“I seem to have been taken hostage.” Batman’s words almost had Superman panic if not for the wry tone, a tone which the others didn’t know if their freaking out was to go by. Clark sighed through the comms, tired after battle and honestly wanting to go to bed now.

“I’ll be right over, what child has latched onto you now?” He asked while switching to a more private channel. 

“I can already hear you making fun of me…” Wha- Oh. Clark bit his lip to keep himself from laughing as he took to the air. “They appear to be a pair of twins with…” 

“You gotta’ say it Bruce, you gotta’,” Clark couldn’t stop the chuckle when he saw his friend on the top of a building, cape curled around his form in a way usually reserved for the robins. 

“... with dark hair… and blue eyes…” That was it. Clark absolutely lost it in laughter. 

[krittec]

there’s something extremely extremely creepy about taking an actor that you have known since they were 13 years old, only JUST a teenager, and making them kiss a fully grown woman the second that they turned a legal adult.

Steve Blackman already has a ton of shit out against him which came out recently so it unfortunately doesn’t surprise me that he would write something like this but it makes me genuinely concerned for everything behind the scenes.

There has been a HUGE problem in the Umbrella Academy fandom since season ONE when Aidan was a 13-14 year old of people writing insanely disgusting stuff and defending it because his character was mentally an adult but oh my god did they make it worse. You’d think they’d protect actor & character by avoiding any romantic interaction but instead you have him kiss an actress 15 years older than him. The age gap being the age that he was when they filmed season two. Quite honestly I feel that if he could’ve done this seasons previously and gotten away with it then he definitely would’ve done it, given the jokes that are actively made.

Quite honestly may Steve Blackman never work again if this is how he treats his actors because this is awful. I’m not even done with the season but that gave me very little desire to continue and this show has been important to me in ways I can’t explain. Maybe I am blowing this out of proportion but it feels so insanely creepy and horrific to me and I needed to rant.

[saglaophonos]

my boyfriend and i saw you from across the street and we are really digging your vibe. do you want to be our lesbian narrative mirror

[salamispots]

dream from several days ago

[voiider]

I need codependent Danny/Jason as a little treat (for me) and I love the idea of them having some sort of instant connection the moment they meet (bc ghost stuff idk)

Danny who's been dropped in Gotham with no way home (alt universe??) and he's been here for 36 hours and having a Very bad time senses a liminal being and immediately latches onto them heedless of the fact that his new best friend is shooting at some seedy guys in an alley and goes off about how stressed he is and how he can't make it back to the ghost zone and what a bad day he's been having (and it's important to note Danny is a littol ghost boy literally hanging off of Jason's neck as he floats aimlessly) and Jason is like "who are you??" And Danny is like "oh sorry I'm Danny lol" and then just continues lamenting his woes

And honestly ? This might as well happen. Nothing about this Danny guy(is he human?) gives Jason a bad vibe and tbh he's never felt more calm and level headed before so he just keeps up his usual Red Hood patrol and doesn't even think about it when he heads back to a safehouse and feeds Danny dinner (breakfast) before crashing for half the day

The only thing I actually need is Jason meeting up with the bats for some sort of Intel meeting and they're like "uhhh who's that" and Jason is like "that's Danny." And does not elaborate (very ".... What do you have there?" "A smoothie" vibes)

And it takes them a while to realize that these two have known each other for less than 12 hours and are literally attached at the hip

[foldingfittedsheets]

So on Tuesday my wife and I dropped off the paperwork to register as legally married and as part of that I want to finally legally change my name. I haven’t used my deadname in decades and I’m so ready.

But the very nice lady at the Recorders office said we’d need to go through Social Security for name changes. Since we were already in the city we walked to the SS office.

The ground floor was like a TSA, with scanners and guards. They asked, “Do you have any weapons?”

We both did. My wife held out their cute Swiss Army knife which got an immediate pass. Mine caused more issue, though. It’s a cute little knife, it folds up to look like a leaf and unfolds into a blade. I showed the man and he looked gravely concerned.

When he asked to see it closer I obliged, folding it closed so I could take it off my key ring to hand over. And this man. This buff security man. Could not open my cutesy little knife to save his life. He futilely pawed at it from all different angles while I tried to say, “Look, you can see the hinge, just pull at the top…”

Finally he had to hand it back so I could open it for him. Then two other men came over and all three Very Serious Security Men in a Federal Building pored over my tiny cute knife with great intensity and concern. A ruler was produced and they conferred in hushed whispers.

I was honestly trying not to laugh when he finally passed it back and said I could keep it, but cautioned me not to pull it out. I solemnly agreed, returning my tiny weapon to my key ring.

[obsob]

one thing u can count on me for is being normal about Some Guy

process under cut where u can see me losing my mind trying 2 figure out what i was doing in real time! :3

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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[cloud-ya]

it brought you a gift

[satans-knitwear]

Topless outdoor coffee mornings anyone??

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[lady-griffin]

Jinx: So, tea... they actually like that stuff? Ekko: I don’t think they do. My theory is that they’re all lying to themselves and each other, because it’s fancy or whatever and god forbid they spend their money on something that actually tastes good. *Caitlyn visibly upset in British*