#the usual.
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osamucide · 19 days ago
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swinging violently between wanting to write the fluffiest most tear jerking pure soft angel content and the nastiest filthiest most fucked up degenerate dead dove content
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bixels · 1 year ago
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What are Mlp your ships?
Rarijack and Startrix.
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vurulent · 6 months ago
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my sell on oluwande to new followers is to imagine an interplanar couch surfing punk. love bullying githyanki and spelunking in the nine hells for their grandmother's groceries.
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koqabear · 8 months ago
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hi koqa !! it has been awhile ❤️
i hope everything is going well for you and that you are able to relax and find chances to breathe throughout the day. wishing you luck !!
thank u sm my love….. i need all the luck i can get actually
i just burned my finger to a crisp at work (so bad i didn’t even notice when it happened???) AND i think i got poisoned by my dining hall. my tummy hurts.
i think this is karma for something.
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pissjesus · 1 year ago
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Me: oh I’ll do opening shifts so I get out at 1 and have the rest of the day to get things done
Me for 5 hours as soon as I get home:
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diegogtratty · 1 year ago
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**LOWER YOUR VOLUME FOR THIS VIDEO**
edition of sleeping thouhgts
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solpng · 2 years ago
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i want to learn how to play the drums so gd fucking bad ngl
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kvothes · 3 months ago
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so true
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feralcringeman · 2 months ago
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PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT
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UPDATE:
I put this in my reblogs but I’m going to attack this to the main post.
TRUMP HIMSELF DIDN’T CHEAT BUT SOMEONE DEFINITELY TAMPERED WITH THE ELECTION RESULTS.
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^
Made by the amazing @the-gay-prometheus (genuinely thank you for saying this)
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theres-rue-for-you · 5 months ago
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my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy
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fruitypieq · 1 month ago
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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)
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aetherjay · 1 month ago
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the real reason he did it
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canisalbus · 1 month ago
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✦ Pebble ✦
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r-truth · 9 months ago
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fattributes · 10 months ago
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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.
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