#the unstoppable force and the immovable object. or something.
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gay rep is like "i like a boy but… i’m a boy ;///” meanwhile queerbait will be "let me help you find him" "that's why i brought you here in the first place and look what happened. i can't protect you, that's why i need you to leave" "it's not your decision to MAKE, ethan! i am a FIELD AGENT, i know the risks, more than that i am your FRIEND, no matter what i tell the polygraph every week. now you called me because you needed MY help and you still do, so i am staying. that is all we are gonna say about that"
#the unstoppable force and the immovable object. or something.#ethan hunt#benji dunn#ethan x benji#mission impossible rogue nation#mission impossible#benthan
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hmmm okay i’m seeing the “dick grayson is a ray of sunshine” tag increase in popularity and i feel as though i may need to clarify that whenever EYE use it, the “dick grayson is a ray of sunshine” tag is not adorable harmless smiley optimistic ball of sunshine dick. to ME dick grayson is a ray of sunshine (brilliant and brutal and furious in a way that is impossible to dream of being until you meet him) (he is simmering and sharp and too bright to look at head on, raise a hand to shade your eyes) (he burns the skin of your arms and your shoulders and your cheeks until your flesh is blistered and red from prodding, in pain and glad for it, or darker and bronzed, grateful to be touched by him at all)
#or something like that. anyway. that's just me#i am mayhaps a bit in love with him#and have read too many harmless sweet little ball of sunlight dick fics and am salty about it#immovable object (me who has never gotten a sunburn and just keeps tanning)#vs unstoppable force (my roommate who burns the minute the sun gets within a 10 foot radius of her)#dick grayson#nightwing#dc
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DANI ROJAS & JAN MAAS Ted Lasso (2020-2023)
#ted lasso#tedlassoedit#tedlassosource#dani rojas#jan maas#cristo fernández#david elsendoorn#gifs.#they're literally best friends look at them#numbers right next to each other... no nonsense tall guy + silly smiley shorter guy... realist + idealist...#unstoppable force (jan's honesty & inability to read a room) vs immovable object (dani's positivity & inability to read a room)#in the first ep of s3 when they're talking about richmond being placed last on everyone's predictions for the season or smth:#jan spitting out statistics about relegations that no one wants to hear + dani's 'maybe they're trying to motivate us!'#the inability to read a room but on opposite ends of the spectrum is something that can be so personal ......
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#seriously influenced by that post thats like:#'well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object'#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#israel hands#blackbeard#edward teach#blackhands#edizzy#another silly dumb post! from tha drafts#ed is the incoming tide & izzy is the sea wall#the storm surge & the flood wall#or something
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Sam: "Look at me. Hey- look at me a second. I know. I know you're tough. I know how strong you are. You have every right to be proud of that. But being able to handle somethin' doesn't mean you should have to. Least of all when I'm right here trying to help. Please let me help. If not for you then for me, because I don't like knowin' you're hurtin', especially when there's somethin' I can do about it."
Me, shaking my head, fighting back literal tears: "B-but it's gonna give you another headache!"
#redacted sam#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted fandom#[Sam's name doubles as a link to the specific lines i quoted btw. just for full credit/transparency & for anyone who wants to (re)listen]#Sam's deep-seated need to heal vs my inability to accept help would be a battle for the ages. unstoppable force vs immovable object#wait Sam already mentioned the force vs object thing to David during the inversion didn't he lmao 'they call /me/ Immovable Object'#he does suit Immovable a little more than Unstoppable i guess. i mean he can def be both imo but ykwim. anyways i digress#listen. i'm not a Marriage kinda guy. but good god the way some of Sam's lines make me wanna take a fucking knee and propose#i'm love him ur honor. he is comfort incarnate#can't believe i waited so long to listen to the Valentines Vampire Attack audio. it's got so much of that sweet sweet hurt/comfort#very reminiscent of their 2nd audio given all the healing he does for them & the consent checks before moving clothing and whatnot#which makes it a top favorite for me bc that's probably my most replayed Sam audio. and the one that initially hooked me#i didn't put off listening to it bc i thought i Wouldn't like it btw i just procrastinate everything for no real reason#listening to it now tho actually worked out well bc i could uh. definitely use it. so maybe i was subconsciously saving it for hard times#this post isn't a joke btw it really does hurt to hear him put himself in pain for the sake of healing Darlin' :(((#anD PAINKILLERS DON'T EVEN WORK ON HIM!!! ough man i would struggle so hard to accept his healing if i were in Darlin's shoes#like yeah there's other reasons i'd struggle to accept it too but him being in pain as a result would be one of 'em. the Guilt bro i can't#rp audio stuff#Seven.txt#(Seven blorbo-posting at 2am when they should either be doing something productive or sleeping?? more likely than you might think)
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Please expand on your answer I am super curious 🤩🤩
#Goldie O’Gilt is an unstoppable force(?)#Scrooge mcduck is an unstoppable force(?)#Goldie O’Gilt is an immovable object(?)#Scrooge mcduck is an immovable object#tell me all your thoughts#all#of#them#rn#non stop thinking about them#somethings gotta give#goldie o'gilt#scrooge mcduck#ducktales#scroldie#???
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choose your fighter: Immortals After Dark epigraphs edition
#romance novel blogging#romance novels#immortals after dark#I MEAN LISTEN.#every romance novel should have an epigraph where people say something super poetic or super stupid or both#also: wicked deeds (book 3) is apparently the first one to have gotten an eipgraph bc my copy of no rest for the wicked (book 2)#doesn't have one#also also: 'the sorceress is an evil bitch but she's MY evil bitch and i'll have no other' still outsells#probs the hottest is garreth macrieve talking about hunting her against her will and bringing her back to his bed#macrieve's is intensely sad actually and i didn't realize that before now#the contrast of tragicomedy with both neomi and conrad's super works#and ofc: 'expert in boys reverse psychology and law enforcement evasion'. best. my baby girl. my precious cinnamon toast crunch#they're both relentless!!! neither of them can be stopped!!!! unstoppable force meets immovable object: the book!!!!!#(lmao i do love also garreth's title being 'king of all lykae' only for him to be immediately relieved of that#and going 'OH THANK GOD')
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have a snippet from the next run all through the night chapter!
Allura hummed in agreement, bringing up one of the castle's display screens. "Pidge and I were able to confirm Keith's presence at the port, but it seems he left several vargas before we arrived. I'm afraid we don't have much to go on." "I kind of figured he wouldn't make it easy on us." Shiro said. "Yes, well," Allura smiled, "-it seemed he had no interest in making things easy on the Galra authorities that tried to arrest him as well. Pidge was able to scrape some video footage off of the port's security cameras." She wasted no time in bringing it up, and Shiro watched with what he could only describe as exasperation at the sight of Keith leading a bunch of soldiers on a chase through the port. If he had any lingering doubts that the Galra named Yorak was actually Keith, well… they were gone now. Those movements were all Keith. "Oh no," he heard Lance groan, "-he's even more mobile than before!" "Yeah, that could be a problem," Hunk admitted, "-because I couldn't keep up with Keith on a good day before, but I'm pretty sure I have like, no chance of that now that he's been… Galra boosted? I guess? Also did he learn parkour to run away from the cops, or…" Shiro sighed. "Pretty sure he just picked it up as a hobby. He does free solo climbing too." "Free solo climbing?" Allura asked, tilting her head. "Rock climbing, but without equipment," Shiro replied, then added with a wince, "-or protection." "So mullet's insane." Lance said. "Got it."
#runaway paladin au#the fact of the matter is that keith is just an adrenaline junkie#something something unstoppable force that has yet to meet his immovable object
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alright new totk headcanon: ganondorf did try to put gloom everywhere when he woke up as a mummy, but rauru is actually the one who caused the upheaval to put every single chance behind link in his fight against ganondorf
#totk#rauru#ganondorf#link#look rauru is skeevy!!! he is a manipulative bitch!!! he would absolutely do shit like this and not tell you!!!#all the ruins have zonai elements in it and bear zonai technology!!!#he was torn from ganondorf as much as ganondorf was torn from him!!#and ganondorf actively tries to stop link from accessing certain sensitive informations contained in zonai ruins#not to mention the shrines#who are just there as military training/purification devices against demons/ganondorf#he would have all the motive in the world --while ganon doesn't why would he do that#but here it's like an unstoppable force meet immovable object sort of deal --and then something separates the two#that's got to be messy#(I know the reality is: they didn't think about character motives like ganondorf uses a false zelda to lead you to the secret stones)#(to awaken the sages that will eventually fight him like girl what are you doing!!!!!)#(but in a better game.....)
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harry's relationship with death is relatively often addressed and explored in tomarrymort.
it's still not addressed and explore enough
#harry as something which is closer to death than to life#harry as someone who accepts death. who is not immune to it but apathetic to it and not in a self sacrifical/suicidal way#but in the same way most of us are apathetic to blinking. something to common and intrinsic that we barely take notice of it.#voldemort as a flight from death. as an everlasting chase. as a force of nature. an unstoppable for e#*force#harry as its master its essence given human form. a steady relentless pace. an immovable object#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#eve.txt
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okay okay okay i need everyone to look at this scene from the turtle titan episode where serling just scruffs mikey and carries him away
#i feel it in my bones that splinter used to scruff the turtles like this when they were tots#mikey could easily get out of this if he wanted to but something about being scruffed makes him feel Parented so he just... allows it#while whining the entire time of course#it's a little thing but it's just very funny and sweet to me. i'm accidentally building a mikey and serling friendship in my fic rn...#i think they're fun to play off of because serling takes no bullshit and is sarcastic as fuck but mikey has powers of being youngest child#so they're basically unstoppable force meets immovable object
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deep in brainrot
I need these two to interact...
I need them to have a verbal altercation about how one is a frivolous idiot with no respect for his own power and how the other is a shell of her former glory and bows to the very system that broke her.
#primordial hardass vs slightly less ancient recusant#your honor they would hate each other#peviahe would secretly be jealous of beej's freedom despite his curse#and beej just wants her to take the stick out of her ass and live for once#something something unstoppable force vs immovable object#i need him to interact with other demons and i guess i have to be the one to do it via my oc
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Taps mic. In light of a blog I just saw I also want y'all to know that while is it okay to block anyone for any reason at all, its like super uncool to make a huge scene before you do. If you see a post that makes you want to slam your head into a wall, you need to ride the impulse wave of "telling them off" and just block them immediately. If you can, find a friend and rant your head off to them, or even write an essay about it in a notes app, but yelling directly at the person and making direct posts about how much you hate the thing they did it just like, Not It.
#xero says things#SORRY TO MAKE A SERIOUS-ISH POST LIKE THIS OUTTA NOWHERE FOR Y'ALL?#but this /is/ something I also see a lot and have done myself in the past#and its never worth it bc the person youre mad at will pretty much Never Care that you're angry at their ppst#you are an unstoppable force but the poster is an immovable object#yk???#its just not worth it man.#(< note that this mainly rlly applies to fandom discourse. w/ other topics theres more nuace but thats not what this is about lol)#important
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watching s3 and witnessing the houseification of chase in real time is so much fun. them both having case-breaking illuminations in the nick of time no consideration for people's feelings only making smart observations crossing physical boundaries (not only puncing but also hugging) like. okay nounboys <333
#something something unstoppable force (chase) meets immovable object (house). you know#their secret third thing relationship is so so important to me#house md#post hole (noun)#also yes every single name is automatically a proper noun! their names are simply extra noun-y to me
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I like to think that Miyako is some kind of horror story to Datatsushi.
Imagine, you are an all powerful being, able to bend the very fabric of space and time to your will. You have a dedicated cult of followers that succeed in heading to your will (More or less, you've come to learn that humans are not the best subjects to endure a mere 100+ years).
The first ritual ends in a failure, but the second one looks to be more towards your favor. As to err is human, after all. This vessel has absolutely no support, everyone paid the price for their failure as it weighs heavy in the mind.
There is absolutely nothing she can do that will turn the t- Wait, what is she doing to your head? Did she just smash it? ...Fine, that's…unexpected, but you have a trick to see that the ritual goes as planned. Finally, the ritual is completed. As the flames consume the rest of those who are obsolete to your plans, you feel yourself become whole once more... wait... Where is the rest of you!?
What do you mean that your vessel shared their blood to an outsider and that's why you're incomplete!? What do you mean that the same doctor who managed to kill off half of your shibito army, managed to give that same blood to another!? What is going on?
Fuck it, go back to your nest to heal your wounds. Nobody could enter your domain without your permission any-Why is the outsider here. Of course, the same damn vessel managed to somehow lead him here. No matter, even in a weakened stat you'll be able to easily cru- Does this motherfucker have both the Uryen and the sacred blade? Didn't you get rid of those?
#saved to archives ∞ musings#This just in:An alien Seahorse God loose it's mind and sanity to two teenagers#I also forgot to mention that in the final battle Miyako literally makes Datatsushi's invisibility useless to him#Basically: Unstoppable force vs Immovable Object#something silly while i push past the last hours of work#I'll write out something more serious and coherent but that's not gonna be tonight
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what was bruce's game sending dick to bludhaven if im honest like. setting up a modern day sisyphus. putting him in a situation so unwinnable, in a place with so little heart. a city with less hope than gotham. why did he do that.
#like set him up for failure like that#to teach him a lesson? but what lesson!#hes so stubborn he'll throw himself at a brick wall until something breaks i dont know why he would do this#breaks my heart actually#immovable object meets unstoppable force. stubborn against stubborn#no ground was gonna be made nothing good was gonna happen#girl my adderall has kicked in but its not making me study#ok i gotta go
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