#the unstoppable force and the immovable object. or something.
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p4nishers · 11 months ago
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gay rep is like "i like a boy but… i’m a boy ;///” meanwhile queerbait will be "let me help you find him" "that's why i brought you here in the first place and look what happened. i can't protect you, that's why i need you to leave" "it's not your decision to MAKE, ethan! i am a FIELD AGENT, i know the risks, more than that i am your FRIEND, no matter what i tell the polygraph every week. now you called me because you needed MY help and you still do, so i am staying. that is all we are gonna say about that"
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river-bottom-nightmare · 10 months ago
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hmmm okay i’m seeing the “dick grayson is a ray of sunshine” tag increase in popularity and i feel as though i may need to clarify that whenever EYE use it, the “dick grayson is a ray of sunshine” tag is not adorable harmless smiley optimistic ball of sunshine dick. to ME dick grayson is a ray of sunshine (brilliant and brutal and furious in a way that is impossible to dream of being until you meet him) (he is simmering and sharp and too bright to look at head on, raise a hand to shade your eyes) (he burns the skin of your arms and your shoulders and your cheeks until your flesh is blistered and red from prodding, in pain and glad for it, or darker and bronzed, grateful to be touched by him at all)
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obisamya · 1 year ago
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DANI ROJAS & JAN MAAS Ted Lasso (2020-2023)
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arsenicflame · 3 months ago
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seventh-district · 1 month ago
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Sam: "Look at me. Hey- look at me a second. I know. I know you're tough. I know how strong you are. You have every right to be proud of that. But being able to handle somethin' doesn't mean you should have to. Least of all when I'm right here trying to help. Please let me help. If not for you then for me, because I don't like knowin' you're hurtin', especially when there's somethin' I can do about it."
Me, shaking my head, fighting back literal tears: "B-but it's gonna give you another headache!"
#redacted sam#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted fandom#[Sam's name doubles as a link to the specific lines i quoted btw. just for full credit/transparency & for anyone who wants to (re)listen]#Sam's deep-seated need to heal vs my inability to accept help would be a battle for the ages. unstoppable force vs immovable object#wait Sam already mentioned the force vs object thing to David during the inversion didn't he lmao 'they call /me/ Immovable Object'#he does suit Immovable a little more than Unstoppable i guess. i mean he can def be both imo but ykwim. anyways i digress#listen. i'm not a Marriage kinda guy. but good god the way some of Sam's lines make me wanna take a fucking knee and propose#i'm love him ur honor. he is comfort incarnate#can't believe i waited so long to listen to the Valentines Vampire Attack audio. it's got so much of that sweet sweet hurt/comfort#very reminiscent of their 2nd audio given all the healing he does for them & the consent checks before moving clothing and whatnot#which makes it a top favorite for me bc that's probably my most replayed Sam audio. and the one that initially hooked me#i didn't put off listening to it bc i thought i Wouldn't like it btw i just procrastinate everything for no real reason#listening to it now tho actually worked out well bc i could uh. definitely use it. so maybe i was subconsciously saving it for hard times#this post isn't a joke btw it really does hurt to hear him put himself in pain for the sake of healing Darlin' :(((#anD PAINKILLERS DON'T EVEN WORK ON HIM!!! ough man i would struggle so hard to accept his healing if i were in Darlin's shoes#like yeah there's other reasons i'd struggle to accept it too but him being in pain as a result would be one of 'em. the Guilt bro i can't#rp audio stuff#Seven.txt#(Seven blorbo-posting at 2am when they should either be doing something productive or sleeping?? more likely than you might think)
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aaandbackstabbed · 1 year ago
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Please expand on your answer I am super curious 🤩🤩
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mermaidsirennikita · 11 months ago
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choose your fighter: Immortals After Dark epigraphs edition
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discordiansamba · 9 months ago
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have a snippet from the next run all through the night chapter!
Allura hummed in agreement, bringing up one of the castle's display screens. "Pidge and I were able to confirm Keith's presence at the port, but it seems he left several vargas before we arrived. I'm afraid we don't have much to go on." "I kind of figured he wouldn't make it easy on us." Shiro said. "Yes, well," Allura smiled, "-it seemed he had no interest in making things easy on the Galra authorities that tried to arrest him as well. Pidge was able to scrape some video footage off of the port's security cameras." She wasted no time in bringing it up, and Shiro watched with what he could only describe as exasperation at the sight of Keith leading a bunch of soldiers on a chase through the port. If he had any lingering doubts that the Galra named Yorak was actually Keith, well… they were gone now. Those movements were all Keith. "Oh no," he heard Lance groan, "-he's even more mobile than before!" "Yeah, that could be a problem," Hunk admitted, "-because I couldn't keep up with Keith on a good day before, but I'm pretty sure I have like, no chance of that now that he's been… Galra boosted? I guess? Also did he learn parkour to run away from the cops, or…" Shiro sighed. "Pretty sure he just picked it up as a hobby. He does free solo climbing too." "Free solo climbing?" Allura asked, tilting her head. "Rock climbing, but without equipment," Shiro replied, then added with a wince, "-or protection." "So mullet's insane." Lance said. "Got it."
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rawliverandgoronspice · 11 months ago
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alright new totk headcanon: ganondorf did try to put gloom everywhere when he woke up as a mummy, but rauru is actually the one who caused the upheaval to put every single chance behind link in his fight against ganondorf
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cealesti · 1 year ago
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harry's relationship with death is relatively often addressed and explored in tomarrymort.
it's still not addressed and explore enough
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love-killed-the-superstar · 9 months ago
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okay okay okay i need everyone to look at this scene from the turtle titan episode where serling just scruffs mikey and carries him away
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howlingdemon13 · 8 months ago
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deep in brainrot
I need these two to interact...
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I need them to have a verbal altercation about how one is a frivolous idiot with no respect for his own power and how the other is a shell of her former glory and bows to the very system that broke her.
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starheirxero · 7 months ago
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Taps mic. In light of a blog I just saw I also want y'all to know that while is it okay to block anyone for any reason at all, its like super uncool to make a huge scene before you do. If you see a post that makes you want to slam your head into a wall, you need to ride the impulse wave of "telling them off" and just block them immediately. If you can, find a friend and rant your head off to them, or even write an essay about it in a notes app, but yelling directly at the person and making direct posts about how much you hate the thing they did it just like, Not It.
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1-5-1-t · 9 months ago
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watching s3 and witnessing the houseification of chase in real time is so much fun. them both having case-breaking illuminations in the nick of time no consideration for people's feelings only making smart observations crossing physical boundaries (not only puncing but also hugging) like. okay nounboys <333
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vesselreborn · 12 days ago
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I like to think that Miyako is some kind of horror story to Datatsushi.
Imagine, you are an all powerful being, able to bend the very fabric of space and time to your will. You have a dedicated cult of followers that succeed in heading to your will (More or less, you've come to learn that humans are not the best subjects to endure a mere 100+ years).
The first ritual ends in a failure, but the second one looks to be more towards your favor. As to err is human, after all. This vessel has absolutely no support, everyone paid the price for their failure as it weighs heavy in the mind.
There is absolutely nothing she can do that will turn the t- Wait, what is she doing to your head? Did she just smash it? ...Fine, that's…unexpected, but you have a trick to see that the ritual goes as planned. Finally, the ritual is completed. As the flames consume the rest of those who are obsolete to your plans, you feel yourself become whole once more... wait... Where is the rest of you!?
What do you mean that your vessel shared their blood to an outsider and that's why you're incomplete!? What do you mean that the same doctor who managed to kill off half of your shibito army, managed to give that same blood to another!? What is going on?
Fuck it, go back to your nest to heal your wounds. Nobody could enter your domain without your permission any-Why is the outsider here. Of course, the same damn vessel managed to somehow lead him here. No matter, even in a weakened stat you'll be able to easily cru- Does this motherfucker have both the Uryen and the sacred blade? Didn't you get rid of those?
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dickgreyson · 1 month ago
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what was bruce's game sending dick to bludhaven if im honest like. setting up a modern day sisyphus. putting him in a situation so unwinnable, in a place with so little heart. a city with less hope than gotham. why did he do that.
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