#the ultimate dumbass couple honestly

[confused-beany]

Halfway through watching Alchemy of Souls season 1 and HOW

Just how do these people look at Jang Uk+ Mu-deok and think, "ah yes a master-maid hierarchy nothing to see here" after a certain point? Like seriously, HOW??

This boy is absolutely insane about her. Asks for her before and after every freaking thing and is constantly going Notice Me Senpai if she even looks at someone else. And she is equally insane about him to a subdued degree cause she will say I am doing this for my own benefit and then absolutely fold the second he looks at her and opens his mouth.

Then Jang Uk wins The Most important battle of his life and now everyone wants him cause he's The Hot Girl. EXCEPT THIS GUY turns around to his 'MAID' with stars in his eyes and is like, "Decide my future for me because at this point being Gaj-something isn't even a concern for me I just want you safe and by my side." AND DID EVERYONE JUST GO BLIND AND DEAF AT THE SAME TIME??

[afyrian]

ch. 10 - april 30 masterlist

    "i'm going to tell him, i am this time."

  "you're finally going to tell him?"

  "yeah, it's just a couple months until we'd be getting divorced. and honestly i'd rather just renew our vows," you lean back in hitoka's bed, holding a pillow close to you. 

  she laughs to herself, wondering when you got so corny. the way you talk about him now rivals anything you would say just a year ago. with shallow breaths, you boast about the things he does for you, the ways he cares for you. it's become so much more real for you than just a friendship or a crush that couldn't rear its marvelous head. 

  now you lay down on her bed, cheeks warm, heart pumping quickly at even the thought of him. and at this point you don't care if it's embarrassing. or if people want to laugh at your antics, because you've been waiting more than enough time, "you're truly a romantic now..."

  "rin makes it easy to be," you sit up so that you can be facing her, your arms still clinging to the large stuffed frog, "like i mean he's the best guy i've ever known. and even if i have to die of embarrassment to tell him and potentially ruin our friendship..."

  your voice trails off, reality kicking in and the hope of a happy relationship diminishing. you can hope and dream of a relationship with rintarō all you want, but ultimately, you have no idea what his feelings are. despite all of his kind actions and the love in his eyes that you interpret, you can't depict what his feelings are. 

  hitoka reaches over to touch your hand, grabbing ahold of your fingers. she knows when you spiral. and while she hasn't known you all of your life, she can most definitely see when you're stuck in your own mind, "y/n, babe, don't do that to yourself. i never would've connected with asuka if it weren't for me going out of my comfort zone."

  "yeah but she was so clearly in love with you, oh my gosh."

  "not to me dumbass! just like it's not obvious to you! y/n, you can't let fear control you, especially from falling in love with someone who loves you equally," she gives you a soft smile, eyes flickering between yours. 

  your eyebrows furrow as she calls you 'dumbass', something she rarely does. but her truthfulness does send a shiver up your spine, a hope that you'd begun to lack. "i love you, you know? i probably would never tell him if i couldn't talk to you," your eyes tear up slightly, you realizing that you do have the best friends you could ever ask for. 

  "don't cry! because if you do, then i will too! and i love you too. i want you to have every opportunity that i or kiyoko have, because you deserve it," hitoka drops the stuffed animal she's holding and reaches over, wrapping her arms around you, "and he does too, so don't break his heart."

 "oh my gosh, trust me, i will definitely not be breaking his heart," you laugh into her shoulder, hands gripping onto her large sweatshirt.

  as the two of you are holding each other for a little too long, the door opens. there stands kiyoko, a tray of popcorn and other snacks sprawled around it. in little bowls are sets of candy that range from chocolate to fruity chews. her eyes look between the two of you, a tad bit confused, “you guys doing okay in here?”

  you separate, hand reaching up to wipe the tears from your eyes. “yeah..” you laugh a little, “i was just telling hitoka that i think i’m going to tell rin.”

  “tell suna what?”

  “well that i’m in love with him!”

  “ooooh right, that. oh that’s exciting! oh congrats y/n, you deserve so much happiness oh wow,” kiyoko hurries over to the bed, setting the tray aside as she reaches you.

  “thanks ki! i was pretty worried about it, but enough about me and this crazy relationship i’m going through. we’re going to have fun tonight, watch the worst movies known to man, and sing terribly to karaoke,” you grab a chip from the tray, smiling to your two closest friends besides rintarō.

  now, the only thing you really need to do is get over the throbbing heart in your chest and your blood pressure raising…

a/n: i’m veeeery excited for the next chapter

[sailorstarr-chan4]

40 Day Anime Challenge 2023 Edition - Day 15: Favorite canon couple

Listen, I have a LOT of faves, okay, but like..... I gotta give this to my first. My original OTP.

Zero x Yuki (Vampire Knight)

Vampire Knight synopsis (and general feels) in my Day 1 entry.

I don't think words can describe how FERAL I go for these two!!! Every time I rewatch the anime or (especially) reread the manga I'm always just like "!!!!!!! LOOK AT MY BABIES!!! MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN!!!! MY IDIOTIC ANGSTY DUMBASSES I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍"

You can also read some of my other thoughts in this question, which includes thoughts on my NOTP lol, but honestly the ultimate reason why I ship Zeki over Yume comes down to THIS scene in the manga (read from right to left):

"She can fight. Don't underestimate her." YASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! POWER COUPLE FTW!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍

[emsuemsu]

@hprecfest day 24: holiday fic

I didn’t prep anything for the 22nd and 23rd and I've been sick and still am, so I just skipped those but…

A few words in advance for todays recs. My dumbass brain really fucking thought holiday as in GOING ON A HOLIDAY. As in GOING ON A VACATION. I really had zero thoughts running through my mind regarding this. I thought of re-doing this but man... I'm tired. And the weather truly is frightful here, so I was really happy with the summery vibes going on with these recs. So here you go, couple of my fav vacay fics on Christmas eve 🌚

The Coefficient of Friction by @13pawns 🩵 18,080 words, draco/harry

The war is over, the Death Eater trials are complete, life in the wizarding world is finally getting back to normal, and Harry Potter is restless. Unsure of what he really wants and growing increasingly confused in his personal life, Harry decides to take a holiday—alone—to clear his mind and find himself. He books a trip to a wizarding resort, expecting to be the lone guest, only to find out Draco Malfoy will be there as well. Falling back on old habits, Harry determines Malfoy must be up to something. In his search to uncover Malfoy’s secrets, Harry inadvertently does what he had meant to all along—find himself.

This is such a perfect example of "Harry Potter thinks Draco Malfoy is up to something". He's such a fucking creep honestly. I had such a fun time reading this story, the second-hand embarrassment is real. The Greek beach vibes are vibing hard. I love me a little self-discovery while on a vacation, all my personal milestones of self-discovery I’ve achieved on a holiday.

Starkissed by @zigster-ao3 🩵 32,631 words, draco/harry

“Your tattoos!” The intruder says, boldly stepping over Ron’s chaise and crossing in front of Hermione to get to Harry, eyes wide and hungry. Harry immediately sits up, pulling the towel draped across the back of his chair down over his shoulders.  “No! Don’t cover them. They’re beautiful.” . Harry hopes an indulgent trip abroad will help shake him out of the doldrums of his life. What he finds once he gets to Venice is more than he ever expected.

This fic and this art lives in my head rent free for all of eternities. I could read 500k of this universe, the fatis atramento is such a clever and intriguing thing to come up with. And who doesn't love the Italian summer? I absolutely adore everything in this story, the OC's are magnificent, such a beautiful, sexy read.

Terrible People by @wolfpants & art by @getawayfox 🩵 52,801 words, draco/harry

What happens when Harry and Draco end up on the same Muggle gay cruise? They certainly didn't plan for it to happen (but their friends might have). They're stuck with each other for a week, they might as well make the most of it, right? Featuring a holiday-long game of Truth or Dare, a very ill-judged FWB proposition, decades-long pining, lots of gin, and a small pair of green swimming trunks.

There's nothing I love more than enemies to fwb to lovers-trope when talking about Drarry. It is the ultimate best thing in the whole wide world. This fic had me delirious and left me spiraling. It's incredibly warm and funny and steamy and hot and everything I need in the debts of winter and more. I am a slut for slutty Harry here. I swear I got a tan just from reading this story, the mediterranean vibes are so spot on. I'm booking a one-way ticket down there as we speak. The gorgeous art has me absolutely floored, merry fucking christmas to me 😌

[genericpuff]

I was thinking of doing a rewrite where the Norse and Egyptian pantheons, which canonically exist, to actually play a part in the story. I was wondering if you had any tips or suggestions?

Can't help much when it comes to Egyptian as I'm a total dumbass there lmao with Norse though, honestly this might be a basic bitch response but I recently played the newest God of War games and they both weaved together the Greek and Norse pantheons brilliantly. One thing that I love is the fact Kratos is clearly not from Midgard/the Norse pantheon so he's essentially an immigrant but his son Atreus was raised in Midgard so his kid's the one with all the know-how on the languages and locales. It makes for a very compelling and cute dynamic to see Atreus go through his growing pains in the first game and get annoyed having to do all the translating for his emotionally stunted dad, and then later on in the second game when they've clearly spent a lot more time bonding, Kratos can actually read the language a little better than he could in the first game and Atreus is like "yeah good job :) <3" idk it's very wholesome and very sweet and it makes for a great way to reintroduce Kratos to a new audience, while also creating a divide between Kratos and his son that the game can use as its main driving narrative.

Another piece of pantheon-mixing media I love is HappleTea. It doesn't have a functional website anymore as its creator has moved on to other projects but you can still find it archived on other websites. It's hilarious and covers all sorts of myths from Greek, Norse, Egyptian, and Christian mythology in a very easy-to-understand and entertaining way. Here's a couple good ones:

(just note that I cut off the credit at the bottom of the comic because the URL is outdated as is the name that it's been credited to, the creator's name is Violet Riot!)

I guess my only tips would just be to do as much research as you can, and don't bite off more than you can chew! It can be super tempting to want to tackle all the myths out there but ultimately if you're going for some kind of longform narrative, you're telling a story, so you should be focused on it functioning from beginning to middle to end. Try to limit yourself to include only what you feel serves your story best!

[hillerska-official]

A couple of updates on this poll

A few people have poked fun at me for not including discord as an option (including but not limited to my irl friends immediately as I posted this) but can i just say like. It's not actually coming up a lot sooooooo. Who's a dumbass now

It's still me, I literally use discord sometimes I'm just super forgetful. I see you discord users

SO MANY PEOPLE are like "obviously I use whatsapp why would I use anything else" and honestly I didn't know it even had that functionality I've never used whatsapp a day in my life. I've always used telegram and video chat is really new and glitchy there still so that's just. Not an option.

If I'm being honest the actual reason I posted this poll, ultimately, was not because I was really interested in what specific software people use to video chat, hence the lack of options. I was really just interested in finding out if ANYBODY ELSE still used Skype. During lockdowns my friends and I started weekly video chats and like. We tried zoom and we tried discord but ultimately in 4 years of continuing these video calls. Skype consistently works the best for us. So we have a bit of a running joke we're the only 4 people on earth still using it.

Skype updates? Who is this for, certainly we, your only users, dont want these changes!

Anyways I just think it's so interesting that Skype was a GIANT in video chatting a decade ago and it's insane how much its fallen off even among people who are video calling still cause like. Honestly it doesn't have any glaring issues in my experience?

Thank u for participating in my dumb poll, I see you whatsapp users

My friends and I were wondering

[absolutebl]

This Week in BL - Buff Boys Shirtless

Dec 2021 Wk 3

Being a highly subjective assessment of one tiny corner of the interwebs.

Ongoing Series - Thai

Bad Buddy (YouTube) Ep 8 - Official secret boyfriends being adorable and getting exposed. I’m live blogging it here.

Not Me (YouTube) Ep 1 - oh goodie, Gun is crying already! You know he is the prettiest crier in the biz. Normally, I’m not a fan of the separated twins plot, it too soap opera, but this one seems like a serviceable (if patently absurd) execution. It’s generating lots of tension and Gun can handle the acting chops required. I’m liking it, but Not Me is NOT your mother’s BL, it is way more Manner of Death-ish (read: gay romantic suspense). But like with MaxTul I feel like I am in safe hands with OffGun so I’m happy to be taken for a ride. (That said it’s getting flack on 2 fronts right now: Thai government & international kpop dumbass fans, so I wonder if it might get pulled or delayed for edits.) 

Paint with Love (Gaga) Ep 4 - Yoon really is good, no matter who he plays against. This ep the leads got tropes like beach frolic, there’s only one bed, baby is a floppy drunk, and The First Kiss. Actually it was a REALLY good kiss and the first time I got any chemistry from Tae & Singto. Will that save the show? Maybe. A good kiss can do that, plus we get domesticity in the next ep. Meanwhile, Phuket beaches look hella clean after a year of lockdown. 

Loveless Society Ep 3 - the actors are doing their best but the sound, post production editing, and script = absolute pants. It’s not a matter of watching but surviving this BL at this juncture. 

Between Us (YouTube) special 6 - omg they dredged up the daddy/boy trope for us to chuckle at. These specials are the gift that keeps on giving. 

(Japan got the memo)

Ongoing Series - Not Thai

Utsukushii Kare AKA My Beautiful Man (Japan - Gaga) Ep 5 - it’s still great (if you like this kinda thing, which I do). I LOVED getting Kiyoi’s perspective at last. Still not sure if they are gonna end this one happy or not. The suspense is killing me. 

Kieta Hatsukoi AKA My Love Mix-Up! (Japan - Viki/Netflix) Ep 9 - we jumped right back into the cartoon high school slapstick that is Aoki + first love. There’s something about this show that pushes absurdity to the limit but also stays so genuine and earnest about the high schoolness of it all. It’s a balance only Japan seems to be able to hit, and not all that often. Again, we’re in Cherry Magic territory. Oh and a quite cute first date was had! 

My Type (Taiwan indie - hard to find) Ep 7-8fin - they just leaned all the way into the ultimate puppy/cat pairing. It’s adorable. The ending was charming. Like if Mr X and I got courage, cuteness, and no censorship, but still kinda old fashioned Chinese BL but with no problematic tropes. What a bit of unexpected delightful fluff. Thank you, as always, Taiwan. 7/10 RECOMMENDED but it is VERY short. 

Mr Cinderella (Vietnam - YouTube) Ep 3 - the side dish couple are shaping up to be super cute. Another one to add to the list of pining since childhood. Honestly tho, is this Cinderella, as they are laying it out? I mean, I think we all thought the doctor was the prince. I’m confused. Meanwhile, is “bisexual awakening musical montage” officially a THING now? I think it might be. 

In Case You Missed It

Until We Meet Again is now on Viki. I think Wabi Sabi must have cut a deal with Rakutan, I keep seeing more and more of their stuff pop up there. 

Korean BL/GL production house STRONGBERRY (who released 6 titles via YouTube & Vimeo in 2021 including one of my favorites of the year: A First Love Story) announced recently that if they reached 100K subs on their YouTube channel, their next movie will release for free there. They are very gentle with their channel and never clutter up my Subscriptions with unnecessary content. So yeah, if you’re at all inclined please sub them.

BL 2022 Gossip - Thailand

Physical Therapy dropped a trailer, stars unknowns, starts Jan 23, on One31 Thailand with reruns on AISPLAY & GaGa. When a physical illness leads two hearts to meet, a young man and a therapist heal each other.

Heart by Heart is coming from Half Toast Production, adapted from the y-novel of the same name, stars all unknowns, teaser here. (Original trailer staring Gameplay is here, it’s now with a different production company and new cast.)

Work From Heart announced, stars Love With Benefits couple Gameplay and Folk, from DV8. A romance between two men set in the office.

One Love is rumored in production, billed as a BL sitcom (read: pulp) staring unknowns starts Jan 23 on One31 no word on international distribution. Follows the story of two young men who never stop flirting with each other.

Once In Memory a new short series (microfilm?) from Mind Trio got a teaser. It looks like it might be sad. 

MaxTul are indeed co-posting stuff again to their various social medias, which would indicate they are filming something together. ALL HAIL THE KINGS. 

BL 2022 Gossip Elsewhere

Taiwan announced The Ghost and I Becoming Family for 2022, a movie about gay and traditional marriage with a police officer who creates a bond between a human and a ghost. Stars Lin Bo Hong and (I think) Greg Hsu. (Back into early Chinese BL territory - Mainland China used to LOVE a gay ghost.) 

More promo material and rumors of an idol star in Korea’s Love in Spring. 2022 historical BL from WATCHA (Light On Me) which has started filming. Adaptation is based on the webtoon Spring of Crush by Noh Myung Hee. Plot: Hye Seong lives disguised as a woman because he seeks to flee the country, until one day a Geum Seong discovers his secret and falls in love with him. 

H I S T O R I C A L!!!!!! 

Next Week Looks Like This:

Reminder: Kieta Hatsukoi’s final ep, Mr Cinderella, and (hopefully) Not Me drop over this weekend. 

Upcoming 2021 BL master post here. I keep a full record there of everything I announce.

Adventures in miss-captions: 

“Do not spill any bean to anyone.”

~ Paint with Love 

After studying Thai for a while now, I get why they struggle with English plurals, but I still find it amusingly adorable especially when combined with an idiom. 

This week’s best moments?

Paint with Love giving us Singto’s career best BL kiss? That’s unexpected. 

(srsly Pharm? what happened to you?) 

[lethalpursuit-archived]

Thank you everyone for your patience during my absence-- mental health crap under the cut, just in case anyone wants to be kept in the loop.  I’m going to be working to get caught back up over here, but it will likely take minute or two, so I appreciate everyone sticking with me.

I’ve been struggling a lot with my mental state for the last several years.  I’ve been on three different antidepressants so far to try to manage my depression and anxiety-- one that didn’t do anything at all, another that worked for a little while and then stopped, and the one I was on most recently, which seemed to help my depression but made my anxiety worse for a while, then we increased the dose and it made me more depressed and more anxious....  Up until now, my primary care doc had been managing my mental health meds for me, but he ultimately recommended I see a psychiatrist, since we were having such a hard time finding something that worked.  So for the last month, I’ve been all over the place mood wise because I’ve been taking this antidepressant that made me feel worse...  Until I finally gave up and did the dumb bitch thing you aren’t supposed to do and just quit taking it about a week ago after I had a giant meltdown because I knew it wasn’t helping me (DO NOT DO THIS, KIDS.  I AM A BAD ROLE MODEL).

Friday I finally had my first appointment with my psychiatrist, who listened to me talk about what I was feeling, how my depression and anxiety affected me physically and mentally, officially updated my diagnosis to include social anxiety disorder and not just generalized anxiety, and confirmed what I already knew-- I was on completely the wrong medication for me and it should not have been making me feel so awful.  He wrote me a prescription for something different, which I’m going to try for a month and then meet with him again to see how I’m doing, but it’s supposed to help my energy levels as well as my moods, and help reduce some of my anxiety.  I’ve only been on it for a couple days so far, so there’s no real progress yet, but I’m optimistic.  Kind of just doing the whole “Luna you dumbass why didn’t you call a psych sooner” thing, but honestly that’s pretty normal for me-- and now I know I’ve got someone on my care team who’s going to do what he can to help make sure I’m feeling as well as I can.

[sleepdeprivedsloth]

Jackpot

[MHA - Kaminari, Sero, Bakugou]

summary: Bakugou is in a bitch mood and doesn’t want to socialize with anyone, especially not any of his idiotic classmates. Kaminari and Sero don’t exactly get the hint, and they end up finding a way to cheer up their grumpy friend. (platonic KamiSeroBaku fic)

potential warnings: swearing, tickling

words: 1.8 k

a/n: school has been such a bitch BUT i just finished one of my ap exams so i wanted to indulge myself and all yall nice people out there :) it’s another ticklish baku fic, and i wish i could say i’m sorry but i’m really not lmfao hope you enjoy everyone!

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It was a known fact amongst the students of Class 1-A that when Bakugou woke up in a bad mood, it was best to steer clear out of his way. Nobody was daring enough to bother the blonde when he seemed to be on the verge of blowing up the entire dorm with nothing more than a thunderous BOOM.

Well, nobody except Kaminari and Sero.

Bakugou was in one of these explosive moods, reading some manga on his bed to help pass the time, when he heard a couple of knocks on his door. “Fuck off,” he grumbled sharply, refusing to bring his eyes away from the illustrated pages. He most certainly was not in the mood to socialize with any idiots today, but the universe had other plans.

“C’mon Bakubro, just let us in!” Kaminari’s voice exclaimed through the locked door.

“Yeah! You know we won’t go away until you open up,” Sero’s voice called out, and Bakugou could practically see the obnoxiously knowing smile that his friends the morons were no doubt wearing.

Failing to repress an eye roll, Bakugou dragged himself out of bed, manga still in hand, and walked over to the door. With a heavy sigh, he begrudgingly opened up and leaned his body against the door frame. “What do you fuckers want?”

Kaminari’s eyes gleamed with suspicious excitement. “Nothing at all! Just wanted to hang out with you, dude.”

Bakugou’s eyes narrowed at the two, knowing that even they weren’t stupid enough to just ‘hang out’ with him when he was dangerously annoyed. “No. Go the fuck away.”

“Bro, you haven’t smiled at all this whole week! Just let us help you chill out for a while. You can’t hate us that much, right?” Sero suggested with a hopeful smile on his face. 

“I can, and I do,” Bakugou deadpanned. “You dumbasses can’t force me to hang out with you. Just leave me the fuck alone.”

At that, Kaminari and Sero exchanged a quick glance at one another before turning their attention back to their grumpy friend. Without a word, Kaminari reached out and poked a finger into Bakugou’s stomach. He let out a muffled yelp as he stumbled backwards a bit further into his room, allowing Kaminari and Sero enough space to enter themselves.

If looks could kill, the two would have been lying dead on the floor the moment they stepped foot into the blonde’s dorm. Bakugou sent them a fierce and fiery glare, steam practically blowing out of his ears. “What the fuck do you damn extras think you’re doing?!”

Kaminari smirked. “Forcing you to hang out with us. Sero, get his arms.”

Before Bakugou could fully comprehend what was happening, Sero tackled him down to the floor, knocking the manga out of his hands and pulling his wrists above his head. Bakugou started kicking his legs around, trying to get enough momentum to break free of Sero’s strong hold, until he felt Kaminari sit himself down on his thighs, successfully pinning him against the floor.

Feeling his palms start to spark threateningly with small explosions, Bakugou’s face fell into an annoyed sneer. Could these dipshits not see that he was clearly not in the mood for their little pranks? “Get the hell off me, you- NGH!”

Kaminari chuckled as he slid his hands underneath Bakugou’s shirt with a slight wiggle of his fingers. He felt his friend’s body tense as he started to slowly trace his fingertips along his sides, his touch practically as light as a feather. “Oh Kacchan, don’t be like that! We just wanna hang out with our favorite blasty boy.”

Bakugou growled, struggling to keep the ends of his lips from turning upwards. “G-get your filthy hands o-offa me, Dunce Face! I s-swear to go-OHOD NO!”

A reluctant smile broke out onto Bakugou’s face when Sero taped his wrists to the floor and started to softly drum his fingers into the exposed armpits, forcing the blonde into a bout of giggles. “There’s that adorable little smile that we’ve been looking for!” Sero teased.

“L-lehet me uhup, Tahape Fahace!” Bakugou tried to threaten through his wobbly grin. “I d-dohon’t want to hang out wihith you idiohohots!”

Kaminari moves his hands to lightly scribble at Bakugou’s taut stomach, causing him to break out into an uncontrollable fit of higher pitched giggles. “But we love hanging out with you, Blasty! Think of all the fun we could have together!”

“Yeah, Bakubro!” Sero joined in, wiggling his fingers underneath Bakugou’s arms, occasionally moving his tickly touches down to the blonde’s upper ribs. “We could have a movie night, just the three of us. What do you guys think of Big Hero 6?”

“Ah yeah, I love that movie! What about you, Bakugou?” Kaminari asked in a much too casual manner.

“I hahahate you bohohoth sohoho much!!”

Kaminari grinned, briefly slowing his fingers’ movements. “But you’re still having fun, right?” At this, Bakugou’s breath hitched and his eyes widened, looking over at the electric blonde in a mixture of confusion and shock, his cheeks reddening a bit. “Yeah, sorry to break it to you, bro, but it’s kinda obvious you don’t want us to stop tickling you.”

Seeing a hint of distress and discomfort in his friend’s eyes, Sero quickly cut it. “Honestly, we’d be lying if we said we wanted to stop! Making you all smiley and giggly feels like a privilege!”

With far too much enthusiasm, Kaminari nodded his head in agreement before a teasing smirk made its way onto his face. “If anything, I bet you want us to kick it up a notch, dontcha Blasty?~”

“N-no I don-ohohon’t!” Bakugou shouted out as he felt Kaminari insert a singular finger into his belly button.

“Y’know, I’ve always wanted to try this out. Lemme know how it feels, okay?” he asked before sending a small shock of electricity through his finger, using just enough energy to get the ticklish blonde screaming.

“NAHAHAHA! WHAHAHAHAT THE FUHUHUHUCK?!” Bakugou howled with laughter, immediately overwhelmed by the sensations of the shock tickling him both inside and out. He began twisting and squirming to get Kaminari’s finger out of the sensitive spot, only to find that his desperate thrashing only managed to push Kaminari’s finger further into his belly button and increase the shock’s tickly effects. “GEHEHET IT THE FUHUCK OHOHOHOUT!!”

“Jackpot!” Kaminari shouted out as he slightly wiggled his finger, never stopping the small, steady stream of electricity that passed through it. The explosive blonde’s head was thrown back from the force of his hysterics. “Aww, does it tickle that much?”

“No fair!” Sero exclaimed with playful offense. “You can’t just steal all of Bakubro’s laughter all by yourself. You gotta share, Denks!” Sero brought his own hands up to Bakugou’s pinned wrists and started to gently drag his fingertips down teasingly towards his underarms at an agonizingly slow pace. He didn’t get much of a reaction until he passed the boy’s elbows, when Bakugou began shaking his head and tugging harder on his arms. “Ohoho, what’s this? You keeping another weak spot from us, dude?”

“DOHOHON’T YOU DAHAHARE GO ANY FUHUHURTHER, TAHAPE FAHACE!! I SWEAHAHAR I’LL KIHIHILL YOHOHOU!!” Bakugou’s threats fell on deaf ears as he felt Sero’s fingers traveling closer and closer to his underarms. He really did try to refrain himself when the dark-haired boy’s soft fluttering reached the underside of his triceps, just above his armpits, but he instantly lost control. Bakugou snorted before practically screaming with pure laughter, the most genuine smile his two friends had ever seen inevitably spreading across his typically scowling face.

“Yes, ultimate jackpot!! Take that, Kaminari!” Sero shouted proudly over Bakugou’s loud shrieks. The two boys then increased their efforts, starting to tickle harder and faster, each trying to pull the most hysterical noises from the boy trapped beneath them.

Their playful competition left lucky poor Bakugou in stitches until he finally pleaded out for mercy, tears of mirth prickling the edges of his closed-shut eyes. “ALRIGHT AHAHALRIGHT!! I’LL HAHAHANG OUT WITH YOHOHOHOU IDIOHOHOTS!! JUHUHUST STOP STOHOHOP STAHAHAHAHAHA-!”

The two immediately stopped and pulled their torturous hands away from the giggly blonde’s body. Kaminari climbed off of Bakugou’s thighs while Sero got to work removing the tape at his wrists.

As he worked, Sero looked down at Bakugou with a smug smirk. “Was wondering how long it was gonna take you to tell us to stop, Bakubro!”

“Yeah, seriously dude,” Kaminari joined in, helping the boy sit up once his wrists were free. “You’ve got some hella strong endurance!”

Bakugou wrapped his arms around his torso, rubbing the phantom tickles away as stray titters found their way out of his carefree smile. “Oho shuhut up,” he grumbled in half-hearted annoyance.

“Dude, look at that smile! You should definitely wear it more often, man,” Sero genuinely complimented, earning a deeper blush on Bakugou’s face. “It really is a good look on you!”

“I’m honestly glad that we were able to get you out of your little Bakubitch mood! Who knew that a little bit of tickling is the secret to ending your raging rampage?” Kaminari slung an arm over Bakugou’s shoulders, giving a quick squeeze.

“Whatever, fucking extras,” Bakugou said as he rolled his eyes, but there was a hint of fondness in his smile. If Kaminari noticed how he leaned a bit into the comforting touch, the electric blonde thankfully didn’t mention it.

“Hear ye, hear ye!” Sero called out, catching the intrigued attention of the other two boys. “On this day, I hereby decree that Sir Bakugou Katsuki must give me, Sero Hanta, and my fellow companion, Kaminari Denki, at least one of his genuine smiles everyday for the rest of our lives!”

“I second that! And if you fail to do so, we’ll find a way to make you smile,” Kaminari playfully threatened, sliding his arm hanging off of Bakugou’s shoulder down to the boy’s side. He gave gentle pinches to the sensitive skin, causing Bakugou to lean away and break out in a new round of giggles. “Understood?”

“Understood, understoohohod!! Nohoho more, Duhuhunce Fahace!”

“Good!” Kaminari retracted his arm from its place around Bakugou’s torso. He and Sero stood up from their seats on the floor.

Sero picked up Bakugou’s manga that had been clumsily disregarded, handing the book over to its owner. “Well, we’ll get out of your hair now, bro. See you later?”

Bakugou stared down at the book in his hands for a short moment, contemplating, before he looked back up hopefully towards the morons his friends. “Are you idiots still up for watching Big Hero 6?

Kaminari and Sero’s faces practically beamed with excitement. “Hell yeah, Bakubro! Lemme go get us some snacks real quick!” Sero exclaimed before rushing out of the room.

“We can watch it on my laptop! I’ll be right back, dude!” Kaminari called out as he quickly ran out after Sero.

Bakugou heard a faint, “This is gonna be so much fun!!” shouted from somewhere down the hallway, and he couldn’t help the soft smile that grew across his lips as he internally agreed.

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a/n: yay!! i hope yall at least somewhat enjoyed reading this! just wanna say good luck to all of my fellow students, you’ve got this <3 school sucks but it’s almost over! i believe in all of youuuu :D

[vrisrezis]

A tropical storm is coming around soon and I'm a bit bored, but I wanna read some angst soooo... Can we get a Matsus breaking up with their s/o but just as their s/o packed their things and rushed out crying Matsus find a pregnancy test in the bathroom which triggers them to run after their s/o but it was too late and they got on a train. About five years past and they meet their s/o again with their kids. Sorry if this is long qwq

I shortened it since it’s so long !! (Also I made it so s/o broke up with matsus, not the other way around mainly bc I feel like it’s very hard for the matsus to wanna break up! You’d have to be really fucking terrible for them to do that LMFAO)

When Osomatsu sees you for the first time in 5 years? With a kid? He loses it. Who could you have been with within that time and already have a kid? (Already… mf it’s been 5 years fuckin dumbass). However he runs up to you, he’s very desperate to have you back in his life, telling you how he’s changed (which you both know he hasn’t changed one bit). It’s just a mess, but he’s even worse when you tell him the kid is his. It’s like he complete forgot about the pregnancy test, and he tells you he wants to be better, he wants to be a better man in your life and he wants to be a good father in your kids life. Whether you let him back in your life or not is up to you, but for once he actually means what he says.

Karamatsu honestly had been trying to look for you, his brothers telling him it was useless, you blocked him on everything possible and you just didn’t live in the same area. However, on one fateful day he did. And when he saw you again, it’s like he was falling in love all over again. He approaches more casually, as casually as he can. You don’t think you’ve seen him be so shy and awkward, even when you just started dating. It almost doesn’t register it’s his kid, asking you about what man you had the baby with. So when you tell him it’s his, he gasps. He grasps onto both of your hands, dropping that casual act. He begs you to take him back, he can be a good father, he can be a good boyfriend. A better one. He’ll get a job, he’ll get his shit together and be the man you deserve.

Choromatsu sees you, with his kid… his kid… he knows that’s his kid. He saw the pregnancy test. It’s been 5 years, the kid looks about 5. A part of him wants to be pissed at you for leaving him in the dust like that, with a kid you didn’t bother to let him see, but he knew why. You and him both knew a neet should not be somebody your kid should try to look up to and be like. He still found himself approaching you anyway, even though every part of him told him not to. He needed you back in his life, he tries to talk to you casually at first, but he can’t keep it up and tells you he wants to be in your life now. He’s different, he has a job now, he lives on his own now. He is a better man and he will continue to be for you and your kid, if you’d let him.

Ichimatsu knew he didn’t deserve you. He knew it in his very soul and he supposed you finally found out that truth and ran away, he didn’t blame you. He was not father material. He continued life like normal, but everyone knew how broken he was. When he saw you for the first time, every part of him told him not to approach you. He wasn’t going to, until he’s beloved ESP kitty nudged him, as if telling him to talk to you. He stared at him for a good couple minutes before ultimately sighing and going towards you with a “hey.” and you both talked casually and caught up. Eventually he told you, “listen. You and I both know I don’t deserve you. That’s just… how it is. But.. even if I don’t deserve you or my kid. I still wanna take my chances.. so.. if you’ll let me be in your life again.. I can be so much better than before”

When you left and broke up with Jyushimatsu, he became a shell of the man he was. He couldn’t find you to talk things out, he just felt lost and broken. Even moreso when he found the pregnancy test. So when he saw you again, it was like the sun was shining on him once again. He felt whole again from just looking at you. He was quick to run up to you, acting like himself. Asking you to catch up with him on stuff. It’s hard to say no to him, and with how he talked to you, you could tell he changed a lot, matured. Even if he seems like his usual self. He promises you he has a job, and he’s serious about it. And he’s serious about you and your kid too, he wants to be there for the both of you.

Todomatsu was admittedly pissed to find you left him just with a pregnancy test that he just happened to find, but a part of him understood. All of it boils down to the fact there’s no way he can take care of a family when he’s a good for nothing neet. But when he finds you again, he can’t help but smile. His love for you has never disappeared, and he finds himself talking to you with a “heyyy what’s up!? How have you been?!” But it quickly turns to desperation to get you back in his life. He tells you he’ll change! He’ll get a job, he’ll start a new life with you. Whatever you want, this time he’s ready for it and he’s ready to be a real adult and have a good life for you. Please let him back in your life. The moment you think he’s not good for you, you can just kick him out!

[meteor752]

Dsmp Hogwarts AU, except it’s all the characters and I go into why they are what they are, please reblog this took a long ass time

Man, what a title Huh? Anyways, this will obviously go over the characters and not the content creators, because in some cases those are vastly different

Also, before we start, I will go over an important thing that I will mention probably a few times, and that is the difference between Hufflepuff Loyalty and Slytherin Loyalty.

Both of these houses value loyalty, but in very different ways. Take for example that you’re a spy who has their best friend as their partner, and you’re out on some super important mission. Let’s also say that your partner got shot and is close to death, and the only way to save them would be to abandon the mission entirely.

A Hufflepuff would try to complete the mission because it would be the best for all, while the Slytherin would abandon the mission despite the fact that it could result in countless deaths, just to save their friend.

See it as Selfish Loyalty vs Selfless loyalty. Both are great things to have, but are still different.

Anyways, on with the show

Tomathy Danger Kraken Careful Innit

I have seen people try to argue that this boy is a Hufflepuff because of his loyalty and such, but gosh darnit everyone this child is a god damn Gryffindor. I mean, one of his main character traits is that he’s brash and too brave for his own good. The reason he got fucking exiled is because he burned down George’s house without thinking of the consequences, and then just screamed at Dream without thinking of the consequences. The same goes for Ghostbur’s “death”, it was because he had no real plan except Stab Dream with an axe. So yeah, Gryffindor

Wilbur Soot

Slytherin, 100%. This man has created one and a half nation, one entirely out of spite, he was both a general and a president, he’s a smart lil fella, and he managed to hold his own against the god of the server. I don’t even thing you guys wanna argue with me here

Tuberculosis Underscore

This one is tricky, because it’s really between Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw for me. Like, he does possess the Hufflepuff loyalty™ plus he is very kind, but he’s also one of the more logical and observant characters we have in this server (The bar is very low let me tell ya). But I think I will have to go with Ravenclaw, just because like, the boy invented nukes. He built fucking nukes. So yeah, a very chaotic Ravenclaw that will spout bee facts at you, be prepared

Technoblade

My man is a Ravenclaw, no doubt about it. I mean, he started talking about an old greek myth in the middle of a war? Just Ravenclaw things amiright?

Philza Minecraft

I will have to go with Slytherin on this one, simply because of the large amount of Slytherin Loyalty, but also because of his cunningness and resourcefulness, but for real this was very tricky, simply because I don’t like to think about c!Phil too much because as some of you may know, I kinda hate him (Not the cc though, obvs, he’s awesome)

Ranboo My Beloved

Hufflepuff. This boy’s ideology is literally “Choose people, not sides”, he’s an honest and compassionate boy who works hard, and has a very open mind. He’s literally the by the book Hufflepuff

Eret

Honestly, Slytherin. I mean, they are ambitious as fuck, both shown by them betraying L’Manburg for the throne, but also by working hard towards their redemption arc. They are also a good leader of the smp, and in general a great role model to have

Nikki Nihachu

This one is actually difficult, simply because Nikki has gone through quite the character arc the past couple of months. She started out kind, sweet and loyal, a classic Hufflepuff. Then she joined the syndicate and straight up tried to kill a child, which is less Hufflepuff but who am I to judge. But in her core, as seen through her discussion with Jack about Tommy’s revival, she is still a good person that works hard for what she believes in, wants the best for everyone (Despite sometimes working in her best self interest) remains kind through it all. So yeah, Nikki is a Hufflepuff, just a bit of a sadistic one. But we can’t all be perfect ya know?

Fun Jonathan Michael Vincent Georgina James Sus Dy Soot

Ah, my favorite character, and also one of the best examples of a Ravenclaw. And I ain’t saying that just cuz I’m a Ravenclaw, Fundy is one of the most Ravenclaw characters out there. He’s creative, Clever, Spontaneous, Witty, Curious, Sharp, and a real trickster. The idea of Ravenclaws being the goody two shoes kids that always does their school work is just false, we never do our Homework and instead sit and read about things we find interesting, and Fundy is a good example of that. Also he was quite the eager learner during the Dreamon Hunters arc, which again is a good example of a Ravenclaw. So if Ranboo is the by the book Hufflepuff, then Fundy is the by the book Ravenclaw.

Dreamwastaken

I’m pretty sure it’s confirmed that Dream is actually a Slytherin, and I ain’t arguing with that. This boy is cunning, sly, a leader, traditional, Self-Preserving, and a master with words. There is not much more to say here, apart from the fact that Slytherins main colour is literally green, so it all checks out, this boy is a snake.

George Lore

Mr not found over here really is hard to pinpoint down, simply because his main character trait is his apathy, which isn’t really a trait for any of the houses. I was discussing this one with my girlfriend, and both of us were pretty clueless of what to do with him. I was thinking if Hufflepuff since they take the ones that don’t fit anywhere else, but then I was reminded of the most recent Dream XD stream, which showed us one thing, and that is that George is clever, observant, and Sharp Minded, all the traits of a Ravenclaw. Sure, he could also be Slytherin as he was both cunning and sly as well, but I think Ravenclaw fits him more personally.

Sappitus Nappitus Boyhalo

Finally we have another Gryffindor, there’s been a serious lack of them on the list. My man is a fighter, he’s bold, he’s brave, he’s passionate, he’s confident, and he doesn’t really think that much of the consequences of his actions (Cough the pet war cough), so yeah this boy a lion.

Punz

Ah, Punzie, the mercenary themself. Tbh, I know very little about them because Punz don’t get involved that much in lore unless they are hired for something. I mean, they were in the eggpire, but even then they were barely involved, which is sad cuz I like Punz. But what we have seen of Punz is that they are someone who does not care about you or what you want, as long as you pay them. They are power hungry and self preserving, which means that I have to put them in Slytherin.

Jack Thunder1408 TV Manifold

The boy who I can’t help but be sympathetic towards. Jack is also a hard character to pin point because of the reason that he’s gone through quite the development. Jackie boy is a very broken character that has literally been through hell, so it’s hard to properly sort him. He’s quite confident and clever, yet cunning and resourceful, so for me it’s either Slytherin or Gryffindor. But I do lean towards Gryffindor more, partly because of his stubbornness and gullibility, and part because of all the fire imagery that’s associated with him. I mean, the cc described him as burning inside, he’s been through the scape of fire and death, and he burnt his nation to the ground. In case you didn’t know, Fire is the element of Gryffindor, so yeah, another red and gold boy.

JSchlatt

Schlatt is as both charming, charismatic and calm in the early days, using subtle manipulation tactics to get his way and achieve ultimate power. He’s ambitious, narcissistic, cunning, and tyrannical, while still hiding it all behind a facade of smiles and waves. He could also be both cruel and irresponsible at times, aka the time he had an underage child drink during an event, but ya know, mistakes. So all in all, I think it’s pretty clear that he’s a Snakey boy.

QuackityHQ

As much as I love CC!Quackity, I also fucking hate him because of the many, many different directions he’s taken this character which makes it possible for him to fit in literally any of the houses. The duckie is both Chaotic and lawful, he’s both friendly and hostile, he’s a smart cookie and a fucking dumbass, so like bruh. But, I’m gonna have to go with how he is now, which is manipulative, power hungry, cruel, and strong willed. Aka, another Slytherin.

Karl Jacobs

Finally, a character that is not broken down to the point of barely making out a readable personality. Karl is a kind and funny person, who is very open to new people considering how often he gives tours to visitors and new people, and he is quite literally loosing himself traveling through time in an attempt to help people. Hufflepuff

Awesamdude

This one I know will be controversial, but I’m saying Hufflepuff on him. Sam is one of the best cases of the Hufflepuff loyalty, literally letting both Tommy and Ghostbur be stuck and ultimately die in the prison just so he wouldn’t risk Dream breaking out. Before that point he was very kind and gentle towards Tommy, literally building a robot to keep him safe and take care of him. Sam nook is a reflection of Sam’s feelings towards Tommy, and they are kind and gentle.

Dropsbyponk

Ughhhh, another tough one. Ponk is a chaotic being who is mostly neutral in conflicts, but is shown to be very open about their feelings towards those they care about, like Sam or Foolish. They seem to be have strong feelings in what they believe in, and can be a bit brash sometimes, not really caring about the consequences of their actions, which is what makes me say Gryffindor for them.

Badboyhalo

Our favorite muffin demon. I assume, I don’t know what life you live. Anyways, Bad is like the stereotypical Hufflepuff. The kindhearted, well meaning, sweet, responsible Hufflepuff. The Hufflepuff that’s like in all of those incorrect quotes blogs and “Slytherin and Hufflepuff friendships uwu” posts. But for real, Bad is very Hufflepuff. He does however have Slytherin Loyalty, considering he pretty much sacrificed the entire server for Skeppy, but if you would try to convince me that Bad is a Slytherin I will just laugh at you

Skeppy

It was at this point I realized what I’ve gotten myself into with this post, which you know, not fun. Skeppy is both cocky and filled with energy, with a real ambition to cause chaos. He’s also shown to be willing to sacrifice himself for the person he loves, Bad, when he gave himself up to the egg. I’ve seen some people say Slytherin, but I’m kinda getting Gryffindor from the lad, so yeah, another lion.

Antfrost

Frosty here is a kind hearted person that for the most part seem to be along for the ride. He reminds me a bit of a parent of toddlers, with his patience and serenity towards the more chaotic people on the server, so of course my natural instinct is Hufflepuff. Buuuuut, then there’s again the issue with the egg and the Slytherin loyalty, this time towards his boyfriend Velvet who he was willing to join a cult for (relationship goals) but again, you can’t really say Ant is a Slytherin considering how wrecked he was about what he did while in the eggpire when he was released from it’s grasp. So yeah, Puffle boy

Captain Puffy

Oh captain my captain, you are such a Gryffindor. And some of you may disagree on that, stating that she’s a Hufflepuff or something (I did research before this to check what other people think, I know) but naaah, she a lion. Puffy is very motherly and protective towards other people on the server, especially the minors, but in the way that a Bear is protective towards its cub, which is gentle towards them but fierce towards others. Puffy also falls natural in the role of a leader as seen with Pro-Omelette, but that is kinda expected since she’s a past Pirate Captain. But she wasn’t the leader she was supposed to be, as she waited quite a while to act against the eggpire out of fear of hurting her friends, which lead to quite the damage towards the rest of the server. She’s also been shown to act on impulse, killing Antfrost and taking one of his lives after he killed her son. Idk if this is a good explanation of why I believe Puffy to be a Gryffindor, it sounds more like I’m claiming her to be a Slytherin or Hufflepuff, but she is a Gryffindor I promise!

Foolish Gamers

Foolish is a kind and friendly being, if not a bit naive and easily distracted. He’s also not the brightest person, in fact I’d go as far as to call the guy a Himbo, and he can be a bit skittish sometimes if he’s stressed or haven’t taken a break in a while. But despite it all, the guy is someone who’s creative and hard working, with a brilliant mind for his building. The man is an artist who can get grumpy if you suppress his creative aura, and put his heart and soul into his works. He also has a habit of getting wrapped up in big projects, and ignoring sleep or personal care until he’s finished them. This all leads me to say that Mr Gamers is a Ravenclaw, just not the smartest one. But hey, we can’t all be geniuses, can we.

Slimecicle

Slime is very naive and very trusting towards people around him, taking every word they say as a fact. He can also be a bit dark and ominous at times, but quickly shakes it off as nothing important. This all makes him quite childish, which is very hard to sort, so I’m gonna say Hufflepuff for his friendliness and move on.

Purpled Bedwars

I actually started loving this guy the minute I saw him, purely because Purple is my favorite colour, like my man has taste. Purpled, like Punz, is a guy who helps whoever pays him the most. He’s not interested in most things on the server, too busy looking out for number one (And Dogchamp of course). He’s very self reliant and resourceful, but still quite passive. He may not be the most ambitious guy, but Purpled is definitely a Slytherin (It also brings me and my girlfriend Serotonin knowing that the mercenary siblings are both in the same house, we love those two)

Hannahxxrose

I don’t watch Hannah that much, but god I love her voice, it makes my lesbian little heart happy. Hannah is a friendly person who is very naive about the conflicts on the server, thinking it all can can be solved by placing a rose (God I wish). She’s a good decorator and a good hearted person, who unfortunately fell victim to the egg’s influence. I’m going with Hufflepuff on her, but I’m honestly not entirely sure as I don’t know that much about her.

HBomb94

H is a very well meaning person that only really wants people to be friendly towards each other. He had a strict moral code and he keeps to it, as shown where Fundy tried to get his help with blowing shit up. He’s very helpful to those who ask and is willing to back up his friends when it’s needed, which makes me say that the friendly totally not dirty cat maid is a Hufflepuff.

Connoreatspants

I just want you all to know that I’m writing this before Connor’s lore stream that surely will just go against everything I say because fate hates me, just so ya know. Connor is not a person that does stuff on the server with lore and he for the most part keeps to himself, so this is a bit hard. Connor also has this thing where he likes to say things just to confuse him, and also making a bit of cursed lore, but he’s still a fairly humble person. He does lie and steal a bit, and has this habit of moving into other people’s houses, but I digress. I’m actually leaning towards Ravenclaw on him, for some reason, so that’s what I’m going with until I have more of an established character.

ItsAlyssa

I know she has left the server and stuff, but she was one of the original members so it would be a crime not to include her. Alyssa is a bit chaotic, often going on killing sprees, or burning down the trees outside of L’Manburg. So I’m placing Alyssa in Gryffindor, but to be honest I don’t really know at this point.

Callahan

How do you sort a person who does not speak, stream, or show like anything of his personality? The answer is, you don’t. Hufflepuff is the house of those who don’t fit in anywhere else, and that’s where I’m placing him.

Vikkstar123

Please log onto the server I’m begging you, I didn’t watch you as a kid and honestly know nothing about you. From what I’ve seen of Vik he’s a very humble person that tries to stay out of it all, instead forming a land together with his bro Lazar. Honestly my instincts say Ravenclaw and I trust my instincts, so I’m putting him in Ravenclaw

Lazarbeam

Lazar was actually a big part of the exile arc which I realized after already have written his, so now I gotta rewrite it. Lazar is fairly ambitious on the server, and has the goal to obtain the most powerful objects on the server just to rival the other strong members of the smp. He’s especially against Tommy, and aims to do a lot to be the opposite of him, aka well respected and not a war criminal that got exiled (Totally fair goal). Despite that, he was able to show some empathy to the British child, even going as far as to give him a disk during his exile. This all makes me say Slytherin on him.

Michaelmcchill

Newest boy. Michael is a very apathetic person, showing little to no empathy towards most people’s trauma on the server. The person he does feel empathy for however is Dream, who of course did nothing wrong and is locked up in the prison which is just horrible oh no. Michael just truly does not care about what you’ve been through (as of now) which is why I’m gonna say Slytherin, because he does have Slytherin loyalty towards Mr Was Taken.

TL;DR

Tommy-Lion

Wilbur-Snake

Tubbo-Eagle

Techno-Eagle

Philza-Snake

Ranboo-Badger

Eret-Snake

Nikki-Badger

Fundy-Eagle

Dream-Snake

George-Eagle

Sapnap-Lion

Punz-Snake

Jack-Lion

Schlatt-Snake

Quackity-Snake

Karl-Badger

Sam-Badger

Ponk-Lion

Bad-Badger

Skeppy-Lion

Antfrost-Badger

Puffy-Lion

Foolish-Eagle

Slime-Badger

Purpled-Snake

Hannah-Badger

HBomb-Badger

Connor-Eagle

Alyssa-Lion

Callahan-Badger

Vik-Eagle

Lazar-Snake

Michael-Snake

So all together we have Seven lions, Ten Snakes, Seven Eagles and Ten Badgers. I think that’s fair tbh

[stressedoutcanary]

Hold On - Jason Todd x Batgirl!Reader [PART 3]

What this includes: Violence, a combo of angst and fluff, and just to be on the safe side I’d say language.

Word count: 3.1k

A/N😋: I am so glad it’s finally finished, now it won’t be sitting in my drafts staring at me all day. Also forgive me for any mistakes, half of it is written at 3 AM

Part 1 , Part 2

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“This is it”, you breathed out, stopping your bike near a bush making sure that place was obscure enough. You placed the helmet on the handle and hopped off the bike. After taking a few steps forward and scouting the area, you clicked your comms back on.

“O care to give me the layout of what I am getting myself into, ‘cause we all know the last time didn’t go so well”

“Nightwing said you might call me for backup and now I owe him 20 uggh! Anyways onto the problem at hand, I’m picking up a few heat signatures from the basement area and the schematics of the building indicate a vent on the other side which might help you get in.”

“Is there anything else I should know?”

There was no reply on the other end and you assumed she was looking into it. To your bad luck, it was far from it. You heard an all too familiar grunt and mentally cursed yourself for forgetting that it was an open line.

“(Y/N), I thought I made myself clear”, Bruce’s modulated voice came through which low-key made you want to strangle him with your bare hands.

“Oh come on B! Didn’t Alfred teach you that listening in on other people’s conversations is bad manners”

“We are 10 minutes out you will not be going in till we get there”

‘Like Hell I won’t’

“Hello? B? Your voice is breaking up. I can’t hear you! there is some interference in the signal. Batman?”

“Don’t- ” you clicked the comms off before he could finish his sentence and breathed a sigh of relief. ”Note to self after what you just did, avoid showing your face to anyone in the fam for at least a week.”

Snooping around, you came across the vent Babs told you about and you smirked to yourself, “Bless those idiots who decided to make an excess amount of vents throughout Gotham, plus no dumbass to shoot open the lock on any door, huh I’d say it’s going pretty good for me.”

After going through a very, very dusty vent, you silently dropped down to floor behind a goon and cleared your throat to draw his attention. As soon as he turned around, his jaw was met with your right hook, making him plummet to the ground. Grabbing him by the collar you inched closer to his face, which was yet again fully covered by a white mask.

“Alright no-face, tell me where Pyg is right now”, you made use of your deep modulated voice, making the man dart his eyes towards the far right corner of the room. You knew what that meant and without wasting any more time, you knocked him out and scurried over, finding a heavy door at the end. Somehow managing to push open the door, you were faced with a circular stairwell leading down.

“Well Oracle did say she got heat signatures down in the basement.”, you sighed and started taking calculated steps, making sure to check for any traps. ‘Why keep only one person to guard your supersecret creep-house? Either Lazlo is way too overconfident or way too crazy... Probably both.’, you thought, wheels turning in your head, hoping to make sense of the situation. As you went down, you could catch a faint sound of music. ‘Is that Opera?! Well at least it fits his M.O.’

The end of the stairwell opened into a large room. You hid behind one of wooden crates as your mind swiftly accessed the grim ambience; Pyg was sharpening his knife swaying along with opera music playing in the background but Jason was nowhere to be found. Your breath hitched and your blood ran cold, it felt as if the world around you was spinning.

‘What if... what if it’s too late’  Crouching down on the ground with your back to the crate your took in several deep breaths to calm your racing heart. You couldn’t think like that, not when you’re so close. You wiped the stray tear which escaped the tightness of your cowl and had trailed down your cheek. You tried to focus instead of jumping to conclusions.

You frowned upon noticing something odd on the wall in front of you, placing your palms on it, you gave it a slight push. To your surprise it paved way for an attached corridor which clearly didn’t come up in the schematics Oracle told you about. You slipped into the corridor, making sure that nobody saw you. Your feet froze for a slight second on the sight you were met with; cages like prison cells lined up in a row with people inside of them.

“The people who went missing”, you whispered to yourself, still reeling in the shock of it all. Upon hearing a familiar groan you sprinted across the pathway to the source, eyes scanning every inch of the person you found, the person you were here to rescue. You fumbled with the lock for a while, muttering curses under your breath until it clicked open. You dashed to his side and took a batarang out to cut the binds he was in.

“Jay if you die on me again, I swear I will kill you.”

“Been there, done that princess and honestly not a fan of it”, Jason croaked out, his reply came out weaker and voice barely above a whisper. It made your heart clench in a way it hasn’t in a long, long time. You lifted your head up, you gave him a soft smile, gently brushing off the matted hair on his forehead, 

“Jason I..”

‘Just tell him you love him you coward, It’s really not that hard’

“Jason I’m glad you’re okay”, you blurted out in way which was far from normal but he seemed way too tired to noticed. 

‘COWARD’

“How did you get free?”, he inquired, thankfully interrupting your internal yelling.

“I didn’t? I literally just walked in here to get you out.”

“But I thought-”, Jason looked utterly confused as he rubbed his wrists to ease the pain caused by the rope.

“Well long story short. You got captured. I was saved by Harley and Ivy, had a nice chat with them, and then I might have been responsible for Batman’s high blood pressure, and then I emotionally blackmailed Nightwing into giving me your location and then here I am”

“Wha...Yeah I will just pretend I totally understand whatever the hell you just said.”, Jason sighed, he tried to stand up but his feet wobbled and if it wasn’t for you catching him on time h would’ve staggered to the ground.

“Are you sure you’re okay?”

“Mmhmm”, he hummed lightly leaning his weight on you. “Just a little dizzy, probably from the dehydration, It could also be because of the blood loss from the stab wound I got”

“The WHAT?!”, you looked at him like he was crazy.  

“Oh yeah I think I kinda forgot to tell you that the creepy dude tried to cut me open but my armor got in the way so he stabbed me instead and went away saying he had to sharpen his knife or something like that”, he started to slur and you knew you had to get him back to the cave as quickly as possible. You helped him get up on his feet, slinging one of his arms over your shoulders and wrapping one of your arms around his waist.

“Oh my God! Jay, you don’t just bring this sort of thing up in casual conversation!”, you shook your head and started taking small steps with him towards the way you came from. Suddenly a loud crash was heard followed by a couple of screams making the both of you share a nervous glance.

“What was that?”

“Only one way to find out”, you said as you walked through the door back into the large room. 

It was pure chaos, more like a free-for-all. Nightwing jogged up to you. 

“We did say we were 10 minutes out didn’t we?”, he gave you a bright smile and swung Jason’s free arm over his shoulder to help you support him better.

“Good, now since you are here, hold him”, you shifted Jason’s weight towards Dick.

“Hey-”

“Don’t even”, he glared daggers at his elder brother, “What are you even doing? I feel like a baby being passed around”

You ignored Jason’s whining in the background and fixed your gaze on the one person in the room who would soon face your wrath. The rest had already cleared up the goons and Pyg was the only one left. You narrowed your eyes and cracked your knuckles, making your way over to him.

By the time you reached Pyg he was already backing away from Batman and one murderous looking Robin, turning around he tried to make a run for it but was ultimately met with your fist, a sickening crack was heard and no one was quite sure whether it was from his mask, his jaw or both. Pyg was out cold and you shrugged at the duo in front of you while Dick and Jason made their way over.

“Remind me never to get on her bad side ever again.”, Jason whispered as both the boys looked completely terrified of you. You walked over to Bruce and held out your hand. He didn’t seem to catch the drift, for being the world’s greatest detective, he was quite dumb sometimes.

“The keys to the batmobile, unless you want Mr. surprise-I-got-stabbed over here to bleed out.”

After placing Jason into the passenger seat you hopped into the driving one. 

“Also there are people in the back, you know, the missing ones, so good luck with the clean up I guess.”, you called out before before closing the hood of the batmobile. 

You were on the road heading straight for the cave when you realized Jason wasn’t answering your questions anymore.

“Jason?”, you stole a glance at him and he was as pale as a ghost, “Shit!”, you yelled as you jammed your foot on the accelerator. 

•°•°

Jason woke up to the dull beeping of multiple monitors and by the looks of the place, he concluded he was in fact in the batcave. As he regained some control over his senses, he saw you sitting on a chair beside his bed. You were sound asleep but he could see worry etched on your face even in your slumber. Looking at you, Jason wished he had the courage to say what his heart felt instead he just went ahead taking your hand in his, giving it a little squeeze. You stirred awake at that.

“Hey! You’re up!”, you stood up abruptly and hugged him tightly. To him it felt as if you were actually afraid of what might happen if you let go of him.

“I told you I don’t do dying anymore. It sucks.”

You finally pulled away from him, a smile tugging at your lips. Jason glanced at your hand, taking it in his once again, he ran his thumb over your bruised knuckles.

“I knew you had a mean right hook, guess I just forgot how mean”, Jason said smirking at you. You didn’t pull away from him as he had expected in his head instead you just scoffed at the statement. 

“The next time you forget that, allow me to give you a reminder by demonstration Bird-Brain”, you called him by the name you often used back then. At first it was to annoy your very annoying best friend but then it stuck around but hadn’t used that nickname ever since he came back. You both realized that. A silence fell over the once playful conversation, his eyes found the celling and yours found your lap. After a while you cleared you throat to get his attention and he looked at you, his expressions were borderline unreadable.

“Jason I-I should go now, but don't worry I’ll get Alfred back here”, You got up and moved towards the door of the med-bay, scrunching your eyes shut you released a shaky breath.

‘It’s now or never (Y/N)’ 

“Jason when you get better, there is this place I have been meaning to take you to, with me of course.”

“Sure I’ll go”

“So tomorrow sounds good?”

“Tomorrow sounds good”, he repeated after you breaking into a grin. Your cheeks flushed and you had to take a sharp turn to hide the blush on your face. You mentally smacked yourself for behaving like a teen asking her crush out on a date for the first time. 

•°•°

The next night Jason met you on the roof of the Wayne tower.

“Please tell me this isn’t the place you wanted to see with me”, he chuckled behind you and you turned around to give him a quick hug.

“It’s not that bad of a place, plus I can throw you off here too if you get on my nerves”, you laughed at his faux scandalised face.

“You wound me”

“In case you forgot you are already wounded, drama queen, plus its your lucky day, this is not where we will be spending our evening. Just follow me and don’t get lost on the way”, you winked and jumped off the edge, him following the suit.

When you both reached the place you had in mind, the place Jason cherished when he was Robin, the expression on his face was priceless. It was like a mixture of awe and surprise with a hint of sadness.

“How did you find out about this?”, Jason inquired after a while of reminiscing. 

“Gee how indeed, ‘cause it cannot be the fact that I am detective who’s life is influenced by at least a dozen detectives and it’s most definitely not the fact that for me, you aren’t that difficult to figure out”

“Touché”

Jason chuckled at your usual playful sarcasm, his eyes were twinkling with something which felt more than just momental adoration and you couldn’t help but crack a small smile of your own. You made your way over to him, looking at the visible skyline for a brief moment, Jason watched as you sat down on the ledge with your legs dangling off, patting the space beside you gestured him to join you. 

“I have a feeling we’re gonna be here for a while, so might as well sit down and get comfortable”, you shrugged as he nodded and sat down beside you, placing his elbow on his bent knee. You both enjoyed the few minutes of comfortable silence, watching cars pass by below and the moon lit starry sky above.

“I am starting to see why you liked it here”

“Yeah...”

“Alfred told me”

“Huh?”, Jason looked at you dumbfounded, trying to process your words.

“After you...were gone, Alfred told me, he told me that this was your happy place, though I still can’t believe you had a favorite gargoyle”, stifling a laugh you somehow managed to continue, “Anyway so as I saying, ever since I found out about it, I used to come here every night when I got free from patrol, come to think of it I still do, sometimes”

You could feel his heavy gaze boring into you making you immediately regret bringing up this conversation. 

“Why?”, he finally inquired. You didn’t know whether to feel relived or be tense, but it was now or never, releasing a shallow breath you glanced at him, words flowing out on their own accord. 

“Even back then I knew everyone dies at some point and all we can do is try and find some meaning in it, in the memories they leave behind and I guess me wanting to be here, it was a part of me trying to do that and it made me feel somewhat connected to you so I kept doing it; Coming here, spending any time I could spare and leaving before the crack of dawn and before I knew it, it had become a habit.”

“So you did miss me”, he gave you a sad smile and wrapped his hand around your shoulder, giving you a light squeeze. 

“Of course I did you dumbass, I was best friend.”, you gave him a nudge and leaned your cheek on his chest, sighing deeply.

“The reason I avoided you after you came back was because I was scared”, you whispered, hoping it would sound less real that way. Jason pulled back a bit to take in your features and you could hear the strain in his voice, a hint of sadness in it.

“Scared of me?”

“Jason I wasn’t scared of you, I can never be, I was scared for you. I was afraid of losing you again. Every time you come back I lose you all over again and I am honestly tired of it and I thought that maybe if I kept my distance I--”

“Won’t get hurt again?”

“Yeah, something like that”

A moment passed where no one spoke anything, both of you running the scenarios of what might happen next in your brains. An idea clicked in your head and you abruptly got to your feet startling Jason in the process. Offering him your hand and a sheepish smile, you got him to his feet.

“I am tired of being scared Jason. I want this. I want us and for that I am willing to take a chance, are you?”, he stepped closer to you, his scent invading your senses.  

“For you (Y/N), anything. You should know that by now, plus I feel the same way, I have for a while now”, Jason breathed out as he pulled you in for a deep kiss leaving you dizzy for a while after you pulled away for air. Placing your foreheads together, you found yourselves grinning like idiots yet again in the two successive nights. Jason’s stomach growled, sending you into a fit of laughter.

“Hungry?”

“You really gotta ask?”, raising an eyebrow, he tried to look offended but ultimately melted against you as you pressed your lips on his for a brief moment.

“I know a place”, you murmured, lips brushing against his and before he could register what was happening you already had a grapnel gun in your hands, smirking as you jumped off the ledge.

“Last one there is a rotten egg hoodie!!”

“Hey! But I don’t even know where it is!”

“Not my fault Bird-Brain!”

Jason jumped on after you, smiling to himself. Both of you were thinking the same thing ‘maybe this was finally the start of a new chapter; something new, something scary and something beautiful altogether’

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[imaginethebeautifulworld]

Hello! ¡Hola! Ciao! Salut ! So question: what would you do if you ever met Gilbert, Lovi and Arthur in real life? And possibly where would be the location of your meeting? 🙃

Dear Ancients are you trying to kill me? @_@

Salutations, Lovely~ I'll try to be as... realistic as I can here, I guess.

First off, I at least know from experience that I would keep my panic at bay until I was finally alone again, when I would have a full on meltdown. I don't-

How do you cope with meeting someone you've been lowkey daydreaming about for the past ten years? Silently vow to yourself to keep calm and carry the fuck on, and make sure you never let them find out that you've been writing fanfiction about them for near a decade.

As for how I would meet them?

Well, that's honestly a really hard one to answer, luv. ^_^; Despite my severe social anxiety, I casually befriend people all the time, in some of the most unpredictable ways.

I based each of these loosely off of how I actually met some of my friends, as realistically I can't even begin to narrow down just how I meet/befriend people.

Arthur I know would be the most likely candidate for actually, unintentionally running into. My ultimate goal for years has been to move back to London on a permanent basis, hopefully earn my Masters equivalent in History or Journalism. Now, I gotta be honest, I was rarely ever in my dorm except to sleep; there was a whole city to see!

I got roped into a giant game of Manhunt in Southwark with a bunch of (at that time) strangers, I wandered the damp silt along the Thames when the tide was low, bonding with some Crawlers over the cool ass artifacts we found, and there was Brazilian student I became Whats App buddies with during a weekend bus trip to Belgium, bonding over our books, the fact we were the only singles in a tour group filled with couples, and everything we thought the other should explore back in London.

I can honestly say that Arthur is... Welp, I just think out of the three of them, however we meet would be the most random happenstance. Maybe he's the punk I bonded with while in the queue outside Garfunkle's, singing along to the vintage tunes and gradually loosening up into overly dramatic faces and silly dances.

Gilbert would... As much as I love him, I feel like in real life he would probably intimidate me at first.

He reminds me of these guys I met in Montmartre that started walking with me, rambling at me in French, then English, trying their damndest to convince me to let them buy me a coffee. I thought I was in the clear when I used Italian to say I didn't understand what they were saying, and my fucking luck that one of them was fluent in Italian, too. Or maybe he's like the guy who was at the Venice airport waiting for the same flight, bored out of his mind and playing wallball with a small bouncy ball he had in his pocket, who I ended up asking to join when my roommate fell asleep on her then-boyfriend, now-husband. Or he'd be like the kid who accidentally got locked into Regent's Park after hours, and I helped him climb over the fence to get back out. Or maybe he's the guy I made laugh in an Amsterdam grocery store because of my mini meltdown over finally finding Cool American Doritos at 10 pm, who then helped me figure out exactly which pre-sliced deli meat was turkey-esque.

The thing with Gil is that he's such an extrovert that I could see him being the one more likely initiating any possible friendships.

And then there's Lovino.

If he were true to canon, he's more than likely the one approaching me. Maybe he's the guy who rescued me in Rome from the tourist trap gladiator actors, who will gladly take pictures with you, but don't tell you till after that you're suppose to pay them for each photo. Or maybe he's the guy from the flight to Roma, who was on the phone before takeoff cursing lowly in Italian about politics, and for my dumbass and smart mouth to immediately start commiserating with him, the next hour and a half spent venting to each other about our nations' mutually terrible politicians, and the woes of living in the hellishly expensive London. Or, or! Lovi could be the man I saw in the Barcelona airport at 4 am eating breakfast, who was just so beautiful that all of my party kept checking him out. My philosophy has always kind of been to regret the things that you do rather than didn't do, so as we all got ready to head for our gate, I politely approached him to tell him that he was the most beautiful person I had ever seen. And his smile-

To this day, whoever that man was, he is still the most beautiful person I had ever seen. But when I said that, and he smiled at the compliment, only to return it with this earnestness that still makes my heart flutter even as I write this well over five years later-

Anyway.

I'm sorry this got so long, but really I'm not quite sure how else I could go about this. ^_^;

I make friends in all kinds of situations, something that's both a curse and a blessing. I couldn't possibly guess the circumstances, couldn't even begin to imagine how or when it'll happen.

Just keep an open mind, an open heart, and find confidence in who you are, and the rest pretty much follows~

Thanks for the ask, Lovely!

[bular]

Unkar the Ultimate Appreciation Post

Alright buckle up ladies and gentlemen and anyone else because I'm gonna tell you about my boy Unkar and you're gonna listen and learn. I started making headcanons and inevitably fell in love with this little dumbass months ago and now together with @yokuimmobylen I shall spread the word because it's what he deserves.

Now some of these parts are canon based on the books and comics, others are my personal headcanons derived from that canon. I will source what I can!

Embark on the magical journey of this essay to learn the true story of Unkar the Ultimate, hero of Trollkind!

my beloved.

From the little bits and pieces we hear from other characters, we're lead to believe that Unkar was just this clumsy little idiot who didn't even manage to last one day as Trollhunter, with his most "memorable" act being that he destroyed Blinky's reputation as a trainer with his premature and dishonorable death.

But we also know that "the Amulet doesn't make mistakes" and everything happens for a reason. So there has to be more to it, because you can't tell me Unkar's whole purpose was to, what? Talk to Jim one time, centuries later? Any of the past Trollhunters could have done that. If Unkar served no purpose at all, the Amulet would have skipped him, what difference would one day have made? Why did Merlin choose Unkar? (apart from Merlin being a huge jerk, I mean).

First, let's look at him.

My son. Beautiful boy.

Unkar is a small, roundly built Troll. It's stated several times in the books that he's very small, Jim even thinks of him as tiny at some point, and let's be real, if JIM thinks a Troll is tiny, then he is TINY. Another part also refers to him as "scrappy”. The sword is longer than his body, bless his precious soul.

He's a small little man who deserves hugs.

Judging by his voice, he was pretty young too. None of that sounds like what you'd expect of a heroic figure, surely there were better, more adept trolls to choose from? However, unlike most Trollhunters, Unkar WANTED to be chosen. He did not hesitate to accept the Amulet and did so with pride, not showing any fear of what it may cost him. 

He's very self-assured (too much for his own good), which, coupled with his scrappy appearance, leads me to strongly believe he's hiding some insecurity there. I'm convinced he hypes himself up all the time because nobody believes that he really is all that, and he has to constantly remind everyone and make sure they remember! (Also, maybe he has to remind himself too. He goes a bit too hard at it for me to believe that he himself is fully convinced.)

My personal headcanon, if you want it, is that he's a runt that never fit in with his peers, as he's much smaller and socially awkward, so it's likely nobody really wanted to have anything to do with him. He does have some fighting skill, so my assumption is that he worked hard to train in an effort to one day prove himself and finally gain some recognition. Being chosen as Trollhunter was, finally, his time to shine - only it didn't exactly happen like that, as we all know.

Allow me to just add some screenshots here because I can't really sum it up much better than this and honestly this essay is long enough lmao

About the social awkwardness I mentioned, that's mostly based on how he tries to talk all cool but stumbles over words and gets himself confused a lot.

he is doing his best.

Both the show and the books portray him as having a fairly short temper (with Jim) and getting annoyed by him pretty quickly, but not in a sense that he actually dislikes him. Unkar is trying to teach Jim things and is frustrated Jim is not really understanding, because that’s what teenagers are like. I like to believe that he has some affection for Jim as the human is likely the first Trollhunter to not be bigger and stronger than Unkar, and his treatment is more affectionate, tough love than anything else. Nobody initially believed in Jim either, plus they were both trained by Blinky, so they have a lot in common - probably not the case with any of the other Trollhunters in the Void. I mean come on, he gives Jim a little bonk on the head for being dumb.

You can take protective big brother Unkar out of my cold dead hands okay thanks.

There is no canon confirmation for how exactly Unkar died, because nobody actually really knows. Evidently he does not want anyone to see, as he refuses to show Jim in their void visitation, and nobody (except Bular) was actually there to witness it.

He really, really does not want Jim to witness his death. Whether it's out of embarrassment or because it's nothing a 16 old should ever see is up for debate.

In the comics, Vendel tells Jim that Unkar merely slipped and fell, landed in a spike pit, and was then later found and ripped apart by Bular.

But, note that this is Vendel's retelling and not necessarily the truth about what happened. It's also followed up by this panel of Unkar's reaction to that story.

Then in the books, Unkar successfully fights off a whole bunch of jungle trolls and retrieves the Book of Ga-Huel as was his mission (even Jim is impressed), but he is then caught by Bular and more of his forces. It was literally just one untrained Trollhunter against dozens upon dozens of troll warriors, plus Bular (and implied presence of Stalklings). He never stood a chance, and nobody could have won that. Who sends an untrained new guy on such a mission??

The last we see of him is Bular telling the remaining jungle trolls to “toss the Trollhunter into the spike pit so that [their] Stalkling flock might gorge on his entrails and slurp the marrow from his cracked—” (Unkar removes himself and Jim from the memory by that point).

It's likely that the version of Unkar falling into the spike pit by accident is only what Vendel and everyone else assumed happened, and the truth is a lot more gruesome. According to Bodus, who at some point has Blinky tied up on a Gumm-Gumm sacrificial altar, "[his] previous protégé, Unkar, also occupied that altar, until Bular—” (he does not finish that sentence).

By assumption, it is likely Unkar was tortured by Bular before being tossed into the spike pit, impaled, and then ripped limb from limb by Stalklings. A slow, horrible and painful death, and how is his story told?

"He tripped and fell because he's an idiot who doesn't watch his step."

Everyone else gets a honorable title and has their story told to teach future generations. Unkar is "well, Unkar".

Imagine you die a terrible, slow death, and then right alongside "Great Gorgus" and "By Deya's Grace", we now have...

Come on, no wonder he’s displeased by it. Who wouldn’t be?

If you want me to make it even worse, the fact that he was the one to talk to Jim about a second chance could very well imply that he had one too. Which essentially means he chose to sacrifice himself and die that awful death because the alternative would have had much worse consequences for the world, somehow. Not that anyone ever knew of his heroic choice.

Tl;dr, Unkar deserves better. He deserves to have his name remembered in the way he always hoped it would be, and for his story to be told as that of a honorable sacrifice and not of a careless idiot that will only ever be used as an example of what not to become. The Amulet doesn’t make mistakes, and it’s about time we love and respect Unkar the Ultimate.

[g-a-y-b-a-c-o-n]

@just-a-himbo-and-his-feral-bard I WAS GONNA ADD GAETAN AND LETHO BUT I DIDNT KNOW HOW THIS IS PERFECT. Their channel is called ‘Moggy&Scales’ (I know the fucking fic and I love it but I’m to scared to tag the author because I don’t wanna bother them...) the the horny vibe you speak of is enhanced when the do certain workouts and they make eyecontact while they do anything for a really long time which includes talking to the camera and everyone’s into it. But, also, those stupid stupid horny “sit on your bf’s hips while he works out and it’ll inhance his testosterone levels and make him stronger” bullshit but actually admitting that it’s bull and they’re just fucking horndogs.

Geralt lost his dressing privileges the day they saw the ratty ass t-shirt he calls acceptable and fans even make a gofundme called, “Get this dumb bitch a real fucking shirt and maybe some pants too?”

Letho featuring Eskel on his channel and having him be a third wheel to whatever the fuck he and Gaetan are doing is elite. But, also, everyone being shook on the weight lifting competition BUT the people who also watch M&S because they’ve seen the shit this man can actually do and 290 is absolutely not his one rep max. They’ve also seen how much this boy eats and Eskel also cooks. A lot. He’s in charge of the kitchen in any type of cooking video they do.

Aiden and Jaskier being friends always makes me laugh because of how much trouble they can cause by JUST being on the forum. They are both very sassy and don’t give a shit about anything and they totally have videos where they just do shit and talk because it’s honestly beyond entertaining.

Vesemir and Yennefer’s Heather energies butted up against each other’s and now they just sit in mutual agreement that they’ll just have to sit and suffer for the sake of these idiots.

Also imagining Aiden and Gaetan in the boot camp video off to the side not paying attention to a single thing the group is doing and just showing off flips and tricks and shit and people in the comments going nuts with the cat comparisons with how they act around each other and then there are the people making memes about it and etc.

FOUND THE CURSED SHIT. I THINK I POSTED THIS BEFORE BUT IT SAYS IVE ADDED TO THIS RECENTLY SO IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN BECAUSE WO W ITS V E R Y CURSED AND I ✨HATE IT✨.

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↝ Chapter 24📸: Y/N and Bakugo talk and Bakugo is soft and things get steamy

↝ Chapter Warnings: 18+, suggestive language, swearing per usual, smut, sir kink, oral (female receiving), dirty talk, choking, begging, smut is under keep reading line, filth just pure unadulterated filth🤷‍♀️

↝ Word Count: 3.3k+ (obviously got a lil carried away💀)

↝ A/N: Hiya!! I decided to make the written talk a reality. It ended up being more smut than a talk but it izz what it izzz🥴 I hope you guys enjoy this chapter and we’ll be back to our regularly scheduled smau next update. This choater is edited but I suck at editing so sorry for any mistakes!!

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Bakugo stares at his phone for a solid 3 minutes. He had just gone to bed and was on the brink of falling asleep when your message tone went off. The moment you told him that you needed space he changed your tone to something specific so he wouldn’t miss anything. He was silently praising his past self for that because if it had been anyone else, Bakugo was ready to ignore the message until the morning.

Reply you dumbass!

A voice in the back of Bakugo’s mind screamed at him. With shaky hands he quickly types out ‘be there in a couple minutes’and rolls out of bed with a speed he usually only saves for missions. Bakugo has half the mind to just run over to your place in his boxer-briefs but ultimately decides that it isn’t late enough for that, there is still the possibility of him running into someone in the hallway. Aggressively pulling his drawer open, Bakugo grabs a pair of sweats and shoves them on.

The explosive man grabs a black tank top he had hanging on the foot of his bed frame. Bakugo pulls the article of clothing on while making his way to the front door. Not even bothering with shoes he pries his front door open and exits the apartment with a slam of the door.

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You stare at the message sent back to you. You weren’t expecting such a quick response. Two minutes. You can do this. You know what you’re going to say to him. You know that you trust him enough to know there must be an explanation. There had to be right? You’ve been stewing on this for the last week and a half and the more you think about it the more your anxiety heightens. So you decided maybe it was finally time to talk to the man.

You're pulled from your thoughts and slightly startled by 3 loud and frantic knocks coming from the other side of your front door.

I can do this.

Taking a deep breath you get up from your seat on the couch, careful not to wake up the small creature curled up next to you. You smile fondly before making your way to the front door. One more deep breath then you gently open the barrier between you and the man that has been plaguing your thoughts for the past 9 days.

When the door is opened you’re face to face with Katsuki Bakugo and he looks like a beautiful mess. His spikey ash blonde hair is flattened in some spots and sticking out in others. You notice that his breathing is ragged and his under eyes have bags and dark circles. Frankly it looks like he had gotten into a nasty fight with a villain and got punched in both eyes.

“Y/N.” The explosive blonde breathes out.

You blush at the way he says your name and remember the effect this man truly has on your heart, among other things. “H-hi. Uh… Come on in.”

You move to the side and the hero walks in and just stands there awkwardly. You close and lock the door. You don’t turn around, staring at the cracking white paint and tacky gold door knob as you try to calm the butterflies swarming in your stomach. You're so busy with calming your nerves that you don’t notice the small mewl and Bakugo crouching down to greet the curious little kitten.

Bakugo once again brings you out of your thoughts. “When did you get this lil guy?”

You turn around to see Ren nuzzling his little fluffy face into Katsuki’s large hand. Honestly the little creature could probably fit comfortably in the palm of the hero’s hand. You smile at the endearing sight and thought. “I found him on a walk a couple days ago. I looked to see if he was missing but I think he was either abandoned or a stray. His name is Ren.”

Bakugo hums. “Hi there little Ren.” He coos to the baby cat.

“Do you- Do you wanna move to the couch?” You say, still staring at Ren purring.

Katsuki’s hand stills at your words and Ren looks at him curiously. The man scoops up the kitten and stands up. He looks at you from his shoulder. “Yeah. Sounds good.”

Sitting down you find yourself wringing your hands together. Bakugo notices and reaches over to place a hand on yours. You peer up at him and it’s like he’s staring into your soul, taking a peek at your innermost self, with how intense his gaze is. Then he goes to say something , opening his mouth but you swiftly cut him off with your own words.

“I’m sorry!” You didn’t mean for it to come out so loudly but Bakugo doesn’t seem fazed by the volume of your voice. He just looks confused.

“Why are you saying sorry? That should be my line.” Bakugo chuckles nervously, not knowing what else to do

What does take the explovie blonde by surprise is when you move your hands to grasp his large one that was still resting near you. You gently caress the top of his hand with your thumb and rather look at him you watch your own actions. You let yourself move without really registering what you were doing. You surprised yourself too.

“I need to apologize for taking so long to process things. I know you’re not the most patient person and I honestly could have talked to you when I came back home two days ago but I wanted more time when I didn't really need it and that was selfish because I know you must have been losing your mind.”

You finally look up to find a rare soft smile resting on the hero's face. Something you realize only you ever really got to see and that made your heart flutter a beat faster. “I don’t wanna hear you apologize. I’m the one that screwed up here. I was trying to be your hero and decided for you that you didn’t need to stress over Camie’s most likely empty threat. I should’ve told you about the meeting and what she said to get me to meet with her. I wasn’t thinking straight. All I knew was that I had this overwhelming urge to protect you from my psychotic ex. I felt responsible for all the shit I was putting you through because I was the one that dated Camie. I was the one she was really after.” Bakugo starts to wring the neck of his tank top with his free hand. It’s like he’s trying to stop himself from clawing at his chest.

You look at his face once again and realize why he’s acting so desperate. Here, sitting in front of you, was the strongest man you had ever met and he was on the verge of tears. You could see the guilt and regret swimming in his ruby eyes. Your heart breaks a little to know that he has probably been struggling just as you have these past 9 days. You make the decision in that moment that there was no way Bakugo did anything wrong. He was being so earnest and open with you and has been that way from the start of this whole affair.

You let go of Bakugo’s hand and move closer to him on the couch. Straddling the blonde you sit on his lap and caress his cheeks that are now in your hold. Your smile is sad but soft as you look at the broken man in front of you. “Lucky for you it isn't too late to tell me what happened. I trust you, Katsu. You’ve never given me a reason not to.”

Something in the man changes when you use your endearing nickname for him. He takes a shaky breath and explains what happened. Everything from Camie threatening to report you to the Hero Commission to using her quirk on the reporters to her psychotic messages. You listen carefully and drink in every single word he has to say.

“So she wants to report me to the Commission huh?” You frown at this new information.

“Yeah. The only way to get her to back off, according to her, is to break things off with you. I’ll be damned if that happens.” Bakugo holds onto your hands which are now resting on his extremely toned chest.

“I figured as much. I sort of realized that could have been why you were with her when I texted Shindo last week. She filed a harassment complaint against her and I almost said I was surprised she hadn’t reported me to the commission yet but you just confirmed my suspicions.”

Bakugo smirks. “You’re one smart cookie y’know that, Sweet Cheeks?”

You laugh softly and crack the first genuinely happy smile in over a week. “Flattery will get you everywhere, Katsu.”

The hero chuckles and moves his face closer to yours before his gaze flickers to your lips. “I missed ya, Princess.”

“Missed ya too-” You’re promptly cut off by Bakugo’s lips crashing into your’s.

God how you missed him and how safe he made you feel. His movements are slow and almost calculated, like he didn’t want to scare you off considering he just got you back. You reassure him that you aren’t going anywhere by fisting the cloth of his tank top and bringing him impossibly closer to you. A surprised grunt is released from the back of Bakugo’s throat and you smirk into the kiss. Feeling daring you open your mouth and swipe your tongue along his lips.

You hear a rumble from Bakugo’s chest and realize he’s chuckling. Despite being amused by the slight desperation of your actions, Bakugo still allows you entrance. Your tongues dance together before the hero’s dominant side overpowers him and he takes control of the situation. His hand which has been resting on your hips up until now grabs a hold of your hair while the other arm slithers around your waist. He then abruptly stands up, still holding you in his arms. You instinctively tighten your legs around his waist and squeak into his mouth. The hand Bakugo has entangled in your hair tugs you away enough to part your lips.

You let out a breathy whine, disappointed by the loss of contact. Bakugo Chuckles. “You really wanna do this, Angel? Because if you don’t wanna go further I need you to tell me now. Because if we get started I don’t know If I can stop.”

“Please. I want you- need you, Sir. Please keep going.” You shamelessly whine.

Bakugo’s eyes dilate and he growls at your concession. “God you’re too good to me, Angel.”

Bakugo swiftly turns and lays you on your coffee table. You hiss at the sudden cold sensation on the skin left exposed by your cropped cami. The intrusion is quickly forgotten by Bakugo kissing your exposed inner thighs. He’s taking his time, kissing, nipping, sucking, biting and even licking both carefully. By the time he’s happy with his work you're writing with want. The desire to have all of him has completely overtaken your senses.

Bakugo chuckles darkly at your neediness. “Y’know, I couldn’t take my eyes off your legs since you opened the door, Angel.” Bakugo roughly flips you around so that you’re on your ass is up and your face is down against the table. You sway your ass slightly and Bakugo smacks it roughly but is quick to massage the stinging area afterwards. You moan at the sensation.

“And your ass… Looks so good in these shorts. Almost like you wanted to tease me. Is that what you were doin’, Angel? Were you teasin’ me?” Bakugo smacks the other cheek as if to emphasize his words.

“No, Sir. I promise I wasn’t teasing you! Just wanted you to have something pretty to look at.” You coo looking over your shoulder while batting your eyelashes.

“Well you didn’t disappoint my pretty baby, but I think you would look even prettier without these on.” Katsuki takes hold of the waistband of your shorts and drags them down your ass and thighs along with his nails raking right behind. You hiss again but this time it’s from the pleasure of the stinging sensation.

You hear a groan come from behind you and that’s when you realize that you had opted for no panties tonight. You smirk to yourself and shake your ass while letting out another whine. “Please, Sir…”

Bakugo clicks his tongue. “Please what pretty baby? Tell me what you want.”

“I-I want you to suck on my clit. Please, Sir. I need your mouth.”

“Such a good girl. You want my fingers too, Angel?”

“Fuck yes please. Want you knuckles deep in my pretty pussy please.” You hear a dark chuckle from behind you but don’t have time to think too much about it. You gasp in surprise at the sudden kitten lick. Bakugo complies with your begging and starts to suck roughly on your clit. You moan and the hero takes this opportunity to shove his middle and ring fingers into your mouth. He quickly instructs you with one word, “Suck” and you do. You swirl your tongue around his digits just like you would his cock.

“Fuck, Angel. Bet you’re imagining my fingers are my cock huh? I think that’s good enough. Such a pretty baby doin’ what I ask.”

You moan again when Bakugo’s lips attach back to your Clit. This time however you feel his newly lubricated fingers circling your entrance. You’re about to wine when his fingers suddenly enter you all the way. You cry out in pleasure. The mixed feelings of your bundle of nerves being played with and the pumping of Bakugo’s thick digits is almost too much for you to process.

“Oh my fuck, Katsu~” You moan out loudly.

Bakugo hums and the vibrations go straight to your clit and you moan, incoherently this time. Bakugo’s rhythm begins to get sloppy and you look behind to see the blonde’s free arm moving up and down at the same speed of the fingers going in and out of your pussy. He’s obviously stroking his cock and something in you snaps and it’s almost like you go feral.

You moan loudly and you can feel yourself tightening around Katsu’s fingers. “Katsu~ Holy fu- I-I’m so close~” You practically scream the last word moaning the rest of the sentence.

Suddenly all of Bakugo’s actions are halted, even the hand he had working on himself. You whine and shake your ass needing the feeling of the hero filling you back up. A firm smack is landed on both cheeks of your ass and then skilled fingers work away the stinging.

“Don’t worry, Angel. Just want you to cum on my cock. Can ya do that for me, pretty baby?” He flips you around so that you’re face to face with the man that is flooding all of you thoughts at this moment.

“Yes, Sir, please I need your cock. Fills me up so good, please.” Bakugo smirks at your begging and drops his sweats, his tank top already had been discarded some time ago.

You practically drool at the precum dripping from the tip of his cock. You look up at him and Bakugo almost cums right then and there. He thinks you’re the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen at this very moment with the fucked off feral look in your face and eyes and your naked body on display just for him. Your hair is a gorgeous mess from him tugging at it earlier.

Then Bakugo realizes something and his face immediately drops. “Shit, Angel. Please tell me ya got condoms laying around somewhere in this apartment.”

You smirk. “Nightstand drawer.”

“Fuck you’re my savior, Sweet Cheeks.” Bakugo then picks you up and manages to finesse his way to your room while making out. He throws you onto you bed and shuffles around in your nightstand till he finds what he’s looking for.

“Thought you haven’t had sex in 5 years, Princess, why do you have these?” Bakugo teases.

You roll your eyes. “I got them when we started dating. Thought they would come in handy. You’re welcome.”

The vermillion eyed man growls at you and rips the package open and skillfully rolls the condom onto his still very hard dick. Bakugo roughly takes you by the hips and drags you to the edge of the bed. You’re still wet from earlier and Bakugo easily enters you in one swift moment. You both moan at the feeling of finally having him inside of you. Bakugo starts off slow but his thrusts are still very firm.

You moan loudly at the sensation of being slammed into and his pelvis slapping against your clit, stimulating the bundle of nerves. “F-faster please, Sir, need mo- Fuck!” You cut yourself off and scream in rapture when Bakugo immediately fulfills your wanton request.

“Mmm fuck, Angel. You feel so damn good. Can feel you tightening around me. God you're so good, such a pretty pussy baby.” Bakugo’s incoherent dirty talk falls on deaf ears as the stimulation from everything starts to become too much. The blonde leans over and wraps his hand delicately around your neck and applies just enough pressure to have your head spinning in even more excitement.

The best you can give him is a moan that makes your eyes roll back, mouth form an “O” shape and tongue lull out of your mouth slightly. Bakugo is moaning increasingly more by the second and you can feel him twitch inside of you which makes your velvety walls contract on his length in the most delicious way.

You were both obviously close but Bakugo wants to hear you say it so he removes his hand from your throat. “Fuck. I’m close, Princess. Are you gonna cum for me, Baby? Can feel your pretty pussy fluttering around my cock. You’re close aren’t ya?”

“Yes, ohmygod, fuck yes~” You moan loudly as Bakugo picks up his speed and you come undone immediately.

“Fuck Katsuki! I’m gonna cum-I’m so close- so close! I’m coming, fuck!” You moan loudly and grip the sheets as your body arches off the bed and your toes curl. Your whole body is hot with euphoria.

In the distance you hear Katsuki moaning out curses and releasing into the condom. Your mind is fuzzy and everything is blurry. You have never climaxed so intensely before and if it wasn’t for how tired you were you would be embarrassed by just how fucked out you felt.

Luckily for you Bakugo noticed how tired you seemed to be. He walked into your bathroom to wet a towel with warm water. Walking back to your room Bakugo cleans you up. You manage to hum in appreciation at his actions. The hero discards the towel in your dirty laundry basket and sets you under the covers of your bed. Before he can move one single word leaves your mouth and Bakugo can’t even comprehend how one word could make him so happy.

“Stay.” You squeak out.

“Don’t worry. I’m not going anywhere. Just gonna get your clothes from the living room so we can get you dressed before going to sleep okay?” Bakugo watches as your eyes continue to droop sleepily.

You hum in response and the hero quietly gathers your clothes after putting his underwear back on. Shutting everything off he tiptoes back to your room and to find you peacefully asleep already. He smiles fondly at your form and carefully dresses you before slipping into the spot next to you. Instinctively you roll over and nuzzle yourself into Katsuki’s chest with a small content smile.

Bakugo smiles widely and places a kiss to the top of your head.

“Sweet Dreams, Angel.”

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↝ Say Cheese📸 Synopsis: Y/N is a professional photographer for pro heroes and a good one at that. She excels in her work, it doesn’t hurt that her quirk is full body lens. Bakugo Katsuki is number 12 in the hero charts and still climbing. With just having opened up his own agency, Bakugo is forced to start thinking like both a celebrity and a businessman. What happens when Y/N is invited to do a shoot for an explosive hero that hates getting his picture taken?

↝ Pairing: Pro Hero!Bakugo Katsuki x fem!reader

↝ Genre: Social Media!AU, Pro Hero!AU, Crack, Fluff, Angst, Smut

↝ Story Warnings: Some chapters will be 18+ and will be marked so, Smut, Suggestive, Swearing, All characters are aged up, Mentions and use of substances,  I don’t have this whole SMAU planned out yet so if there are anymore warnings I will add them both to the masterlist and the chapter.

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