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This aged so poorly.

Guess who found the password to their old tumblr account none of you are safe

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❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

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You sound so sentimental my fangs have begun to hurt.

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friendly reminders with stock photos

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Most witcher communities: still fighting over Yen vs Triss

The Tumblr fandom: I would die for Eskel

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this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:

the most patient and long suffering clawdia

bob ross, but a vet 

squish the cat

squish the cat, but with a towel

absolute unit mr. pirate

a little chubby but quite beautiful

please watch this immediately

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not to be nsfw but i would really like for the love of my life to tie me up & make me cum over and over and over again until i beg him to stop

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As a parent, you don’t get privacy until you are on your own. My house, my rules, my money, my decision.

Don’t like it?

Too bad.

I am the parent here. I’m not your friend. I’m your father.

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This is how the golden age of piracy ended.

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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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This is lesbian culture

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Art by Lee b

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it’s really easy to think “everyone in fanfictions is so stupid, no one irl is this bad at communication” but honestly people who say that have never looked at r/relationships

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Anxiety is just your brain making up conspiracy theories about yourself.

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The wolves at Wolf Park Indiana were given paint as a form of enrichment and as a fundraiser to make “original wolf art”. Most of the wolves were happy to step in the paint for a piece of hot dog and make nice paw prints on a page, but this guy decided rolling in it was way more fun.

Picture by C. Love

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eskel: i’m but a simple witcher, geralt, i never do anything wild

eskel, five minutes later: yeah i’ve done cocaine with a succubus what of it?

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