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Katie Ledecky absolute freak ass...I honestly think she's my favorite Olympian
#''what were u thinking abt during the race''#''all the men whose spirits i crushed in practice 🙂''#olympics for ts
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nanami kento is the kind of man that makes people swoon without even realising it.
he's the kind of man to walk into a luxury store after work, suit jacket folded over one arm and a bouquet of flowers in the other -- his blonde hair still mostly perfect from the high-end pomade he uses. he scours the shelves, frowning to himself, while the attendants whisper and giggle amongst themselves near the tills -- an argument over who will be the one to talk to him, because he's intimidatingly pretty.
("just look at him," one whispers. "he's definitely buying something for a girlfriend."
"a wife," another disagrees. "c'mon. he's giving husband vibes."
someone hums. "but i can't see a wedding band."
"his mother, maybe?" says one other. "oh, i love when guys come in shopping for their mother."
"nobody's mother is getting a bouquet of a hundred red roses--")
eventually, one of them is volunteered as a sacrifice -- smiling and sweet as all attendants should be, she clears her throat. the others, crowded around the till, watch the exchange closely. "excuse me, sir. is there anything we could help you with today?"
her mouth is dry and her hands are clammy -- and when he fixes her with those narrow, burning eyes, her throat bobs.
"ah, yes." and his voice is deep and gravelly and drawling, and her stomach turns. she can only imagine what her coworkers are thinking -- hell, she can only imagine what she's thinking. her mind has stopped short. "my girlfriend likes this brand quite a bit. i thought i'd pick her up something..."
disappointment brews in her stomach -- and it's stupid, she knows it's stupid, because obviously a guy like that is taken. and -- she glances down at the roses -- obviously he treats her super fucking well. of course he does, because why wouldn't he? "oh, perfect! do you have anything in mind?"
"well, actually..."
he ends up buying one of the priciest gift boxes available -- fancy body care and perfume laid out in their signature boxes, decorated with ribbon and dried lavender -- no argument, no fight. he doesn't look for something cheaper, doesn't try to haggle or remove something to decrease the price. he adds, and adds, and adds -- and when she mentions a special offer at the till, a little add on for an extra 2000 yen, he accepts it readily. he inserts a black card into the card machine (of course, a black card), takes the beautifully wrapped bag, and thanks the girls for their services -- and just as he's leaving, his phone rings.
of course he answers the phone with hello, darling. of course he begins to ask his girlfriend about her day, the girls think with some amount of annoyance -- of course. maybe the curse of retail isn't entitled assholes expecting you to wait on hand and foot for them -- maybe it's the handsome men coming in to splurge on their girlfriends while you're painfully single and working for pennies.
#i.e. this is what i fantasize abt while working luxury retail#and of course reader is his gf likeeeeeeeeeeee#i could write about him forever#also hes not one of those men who doesnt know ANYTHING abt what u like#he knows what scents u like what textures u like your skin type your hair routine EVERYTHIGN#nanami x reader#kento x reader#jjk x reader#anime x reader#nanami x you#kento x you#jjk x you#anime x you#nanami au#kento au#jjk au
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that one the pacifier 2005 scene but it's laura annoying logan just a few days before he fucking dies
#logan 2017#wolverine#x-23#hope u dont mind that this is a bit ooc from the movie i just thought it was funny#i made this comic a looong time ago but i had my reasons to not post art in 2023... im sure other artists had the scare too....#tbh i still do but whatever man i just wanna post my silly drawings in peace <//3#my art#ghostlydoodles#marvel#x men#logan howlett#logan#x-men#laura kinney#laura howlett#artists on tumblr
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im already at the south downs cottage guys, catch up
#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#they're nb in the flavour of being lesbian gay men bc its such a lesbian move to pine for someone for a few thousands years#and literally not make a move#PLUS u know when they have sex it takes like 9hrs and if you wrote what they did down on paper it really wouldnt look like much#but they still had to take intensity breaks bc they kept getting overwhelmed and then just making out for an hour#thank u for coming to my ted talk#high amounts of gender of all types happening all the time with these two
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what is with men being mad any time a woman raises her voice where did that even come from. someone posted a video of a small electrical explosion, and the top comment was of course the woman screams. the second comment is women try not to scream challenge, level impossible. i had to go back and watch the video again. there is, somewhat fainty, a little gasp emitted off-camera, more of a yelp than a scream. it is mostly lost in the crack of the explosion. afterwards, you hear her voice, shaken, say, are you okay?
i am helping one of my friends train her voice pitch lower, because she wants to be taken seriously at work. she and i do each other's nails and talk about gender roles; and how - due to our appearance - neither of us have ever been able to be "hysterical" in public. we both appear young and sweet and feminine. she is cisgender, and cannot use her natural voice in her profession because people keep saying she appears to be "vapid". we both try to figure out if our purposeful voice lowering is technically sexist. is it promoting something when you are a victim to it?
a storm almost sends a pole through a car window. in the dashcam, you can hear the woman passenger say her partner's name twice, crying out in alarm. she sounds terrified. in the comments, she is lambasted for her lack of calm. how is that even fucking helping?
in high school, i taught myself to have a lower voice. i had been recorded when i was genuinely (and righteously) upset; and i hated how my voice sounded on the phone speakers when it was played back. i was defending my mom, and my voice cracked with emotion. it meant i was no longer winning the argument: i was just shrieking about it.
girls meet each other after a long summer and let out a little joyful scream. this usually stops around 12-14, because people will not tolerate this display of affection (as it has the effect of being passingly annoying). something about the fact that little girls can't ever even be annoying. we are trained to examine each part of our lives (even joy) for anything that could make us upsetting and disgusting. they act like teenage girls are breaking into houses and shrieking you awake at 3 in the morning. speaking as a public school educator: trust me, it's not that bad, you can just roll your eyes and move on. it does not compare to the ways boys end up being annoying: slurs in graffiti, purposefully mocking your body, following you after you said no. you know, just boy things.
there's another video of a man who is not allowed to yell in the house, so he snaps his fingers when he's excited about soccer. the comments are full of angry men, talking about how their brother is unfairly caged. let him express himself and this is terrible to do to someone. eventually the couple has to address it in a second video: they are married with a newborn baby. he was trying not to wake the infant up. there is no comment on the fact women are not allowed to yell indoors. or the fact that it could have been really alarming or triggering for his wife. sometimes i wonder if straight men even like women, if they even enjoy being in relationships with them.
for the longest time, i hated roller coasters because it always felt inappropriate and uncomfortable for me to scream. one of my friends called me on it, said it was unusual i'm so unwilling. i had to go to my therapist about it. i don't like to scream because i was not raised in a safe situation, and raising my voice would have brought unsafe attention towards me. even when i am supposed to scream, it feels shameful, guilty. i was not treated kindly, so i lack a basic form of self-protection. this is not a natural response. it is not good that in a situation of high adrenaline - i shut up about it.
something very bad is happening, i think. in between all the beauty standards and the stuff i've already discussed - this one feels new and cruel in a way i can't quite express. yes, it's scary and silencing. but there's something about how direct it is - that so many men agree with the sentiment that women should never yell, even in an emergency - it feels different.
is the word shriek gendered automatically? how about shrill or screech? in self defense class, one of the first things they tell you is to yell, as loud and as shrilly as you can. they say it will feel rude. most women will not do this. you need to practice overcoming the social pressure and just scream.
most women do not cry out, even when it's bad. we do not report it. we walk faster. we do not make a scene. what would be the point of doing anything else? no matter what we do, we don't get taken seriously. it is a joke to them. an instagram caption punchline. we have to present ourselves as silent, beautiful, captivating - "valuable."
a woman is outside watching her kids when someone throws a firecracker at them. she screams and runs towards her children. in the comments, grown men flock together in the thousands: god. women are so annoying.
#warm up#writeblr#this one has bothered me for a bit#any time a woman does something even passingly annoying we treat it like a fucking crime#hey man. women are allowed to be annoying. everyone forever is allowed to be passingly annoying#as long as they aren't hurting anyone/thing#like u wanna know something? i find it super annoying that men don't wear seatbelts#why arent there thousands of comments on driving videos thats just like : men try not to die in a car crash challenge#''this briefly annoyed me''. okay??????? AND????????????????? go get ur self a cookie and calm down about it#ur not entitled to control other ppl's experiences and emotions just so u can maintain ur own peace#if being briefly annoyed ruins ur whole day! you! need! therapy!!!!#men try not to become immediately angry about nothing challenge: level impossible#ps author is nonbinary. we didn't even get into the gender presentation thing#the fact men think it's SEXY that my voice is on the lower end....
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im just gonna be so fr he needs to breed me rn.
#if u know me#no u dont#logan hornyposting time#copia's talking shit ⸸#logan howlett#james logan howlett#james howlett#logan wolverine#wolverine#the wolverine#wolverine x reader#wolverine x you#wolverine x men#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett x you#logan howlett xmen#uncanny xmen#x men#x men comics#x men movies#x men 97
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Halloween at the x mansion but it’s just everyone wearing starfleet uniforms. Charles does Not think it’s funny.
Bonus:
#edit: one of kurt’s gloves wasn’t filled in#hi i watched dead/pool and wolverine back in august so now i’m on an x men kick#this was partially inspired by that star trek & x men crossover book that came out in like 1998#it compares picard and charles to each other but mind u patrick stewart wasn’t casted as prof x until x men 2000 lmao#aight time to tag all these fools#colossus#piotr rasputin#jean grey#cyclops#scott summers#charles xavier#professor x#beast#hank mccoy#nightcrawler#kurt wagner#storm#ororo munroe#wolverine#logan howlett#magneto#erik lehnsherr#x men#star trek#halloween#my art#click for better quality
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Stuff your ships into situations
#i love stuffing my ships and men into boxes#also can u tell i gave up on shading the pants and shoes#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#gf bill cipher#stanford pines#gf stanford#mono art
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#flockintogether#art#chart#chicken#trans#thanks for keepin it real fellas#you can do anything you are so skrong#i appreciate u thabk u thank u#upstanding men
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Sharpe and Hornet dancing.
#maskerat art#hollow knight#hollow knight art#hollow knight fanart#hk hornet#hk art#sharpe#steel assassin sharpe#hollow knight silksong#hk silksong#silksong#hollow knight hornet#digital art#disclaimer: not shipart. i see sharpe as a father figure to hornet. thank u for understanding#i love Sharpe he's like Tiso 2.0 but I'm guessing he will have a bossfight#hollow knight men my beloved...
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#ship so good they (accidentally) gave each other abandonment issues
#me standing in the corner of the room at a party: erik doesn't know charles told moira he couldn't leave him#mine*#cherik#xmenedit#x-men#marveledit#filmedit#erik lehnsherr#charles xavier#otp: i want you by my side#1k#u guys wouldn't know REAL toxic codependent yaoi if it hit you in the face#charles' resignated but sightly fond expression when he tells moira he can't leave erik... ENOUGH james mcavoy you are going to JAIL
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oh to sleep in the warm embrace of your catboy coded boyfriend
#the universal experience of really needing to get up but not doing it just so u wont disturb your cats nap on your lap#logan never sets his priorities Straight am i right guys ahah#they are BOTH catcoded btw 🫡#my art#wolverine#nightcrawler#logurt#logan howlett#james logan howlett#kurt wagner#nightwolves#nightclaws#marvel#xmen#x men fanart#ghostlydoodles#artists on tumblr
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kurt wagner it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard
#repost to fix a mistake SORRY IF U SAW THIS ALREADY#my art#kurt wagner#xmen#x men#x-men#x men 97#x men fanart#marvel#marvel fanart#marvel comics#nightcrawler#digital art#clip studio#artists on tumblr
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quick doodle of Laila and Cat from last night 🤓
#my art#digital illustration#tsc#all for the game#nora sakavic#the foxhole court#the raven king#the king’s men#the sunshine court spoilers#the sunshine court#aftg#aftg fanart#aftg trilogy#catalina alvarez#laila dermott#cat got that carabiner on u know what I mean#catalaila
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telling john price jokingly his house is haunted because you hear steps when no one's there and he's just like. yea. I know.
#like bitch tf u mean you KNOW???#based on a conversation i just had with my grandma#his ghosts may or may not be 3 specific little men#gothghostiie#john price#John price x reader#price x reader#price#captain john price#captain price#captain john price x reader#captain price x reader#kyle garrick#gaz#kyle gaz garrick#gaz x reader#kyle garrick x reader#kyle gaz garrick x reader#John mactavish x reader#john soap mactavish x reader#soap x reader#soap#john mactavish#john soap mactavish#ghost#simon riley#simon ghost riley#ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader
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the definition of serving cunt in every universe:
last pic is giving “why this 🧲 look so mad 😭😭”
so serious but so cunty….
also why he got the sluttiest waist in evolution and wolverine + x-men likeeee
#can u guys tell i love magneto#love my slutty little sad villian#GOD i need to watch first class already i’m so down bad#magneto#erik lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#x men#x men 97#x men evolution#cherik
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