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Somehow to take the fall
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The best thing about Italy and Europe is that linen just- exists here. I can go buy a shitty cheap 100% linen dress like I would go to Fry's and buy a shitty cheap 100% polyester dress in America. Absolutely revolutionary for my wardrobe. I can't actually buy wardrobe enhancements because I have a carry-on suitcase, but the fact I still have the option is amazing.
#I can't wear polyester because something about my sweat clings to the fibers. I can only wear >60% natural fibers. I've slowly been#weaning all poly out of my wardrobe. The restriction helps a lot preventing impulse buys; but here my impulse buy is only restricted by $$#i am absolutely not crying over the $350 linen women's suit jacket I saw :( UGH it was GORGEOUS and GREEN. I want a linen suit so bad#but honestly it's the kind of thing I should just spend a thousand on and get bespoke I think. It'd look better and feel classier#if you're spending that much money on a thick linen knit in the first place.#Okay tag essay: but can we talk about linen knit fabrics? I've seen so many beautiful linen weaves this weekend I'm losing my mind.#I think there was a kind of Tricot or Bird's Eye knit linen simple-curve dress that blew me away. The amount of work you can do with#two colors and a fashionable knit is insane. Then you wear a jacket over it and the linen is still light enough to wick away sweat but#heavy enough to look fashionable and stay flat. There's really this talented balance of texture that shines in linen. I love linen so much#Anyway! I should've made another post for this but none of these ramblings are important lol#I'm really tired after Anacapri. and dinner. Dinner was kind of dumb. There was confusion about what I wanted. We just wanted#appetizers to share but they gave me a whole plate of octopus. Which I feel bad about eating and don't like the texture after 10 bites.#So I had to give it to dad. Long story short I didn't want to eat anything at all; I wanted to WRITE. But I didn't write. I ate.#I'm already like 10 pounds heavier than when I left lmfao. It's starting to pack on my hips. Damn you Italy!#ptxt
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It was hard to find a good place to eavesdrop ok?
#two birds on a wire#except its just one (1) bird also he looks a bit dumb#a quick one before i go to bed#art#fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr#fan art#artist#dcmultiverse#dick grayson#nightwing#batfamily#meme#batfam memes#batboys
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Sorta Angry Comics #2 - "Group Trauma-Dump (and Friendship Time! :D)"
Alternate Title - "Angsty Birds"
#angry birds#angry birds memes#angry birds comic#angry birds comic studio#angry birds hal#angry birds stella#angry birds silver#angry birds bubbles#way more headcanon-heavy than the last one#this may as well be a backdoor pilot for any angry birds fanfic i write if/when i miraculously get off my bum and finish meta knightmare iv#yeah i love imagining hal as a failed banjo singer who back-doored into the flock (although usually with terence and bubbles by his side)#and oooooo boy silver!#i LOVE imagining her having a super weird and complicated relationship with the pigs#yeah they almost cooked her and probably indoctrinated her but they also raised her and probably did love her at least a bit#i especially love imagining king smoothcheeks as her estranged older brother who was basically her little brother in all ways but age#(on the off chance you've read my meta knightmare fics they were basically like susie and sirica except if susie were a complete dumb-butt)#also for some reason i just imagine chef pig being the absolute worst to silver and trying to ruin her life at every turn#basically all of this was stuff i imagined for half-rate fic ideas in the late '10s that i never even wrote an outline for...#...but still cared a TON about#don't expect these to be daily i just had two straight bursts of energy#angry birds headcanons#sorta angry comics#angsty birds
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the fact that kira can actually talk to birds should be addressed more. she’s just in some corner crouching down and talking to one of the ravens, having a genuine conversation. it’s just a bunch of “caw caw caw” “omg no wayyy”
#always two dumb birds telling each other exactlyyyyy LMAO#[ 𝐢. ] ooc › i love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.
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this is getting ridiculous there's so much stuff i wanna draw i need to clone myself immediately
#what do you mean i can barely stand up??? no that was me an hour ago im completely fine now and also am capable of drawing 70 things rn#<- I WISH#genuinely just talking at myself here#okay!! plan time: homework is 7 pages +dialogue. i sketched the rough layouts out already and i my teacher gave me the okay to do it digita#i don't think she realized she gave me the okay tbh? but i asked her twice and she said yes so no takebacksies!!!#i have a timer that only does 55 minutes. in 55 minutes can i rough out at least 3 better pencils? ill find out!#i should start with the ending because that's 1 birds eye view like three times and a car that explodes and a bunch of close ups so ez pz#i just gotta figure out one car perspective im giving myself 55 minutes for the car#lineart is gonna be a pain but when isnt it :')#hey did you know there's an entire ship month prompt list??? im seething that's such a dumb idea i wanna do it so baaaaad#whatever#ill figure it out#that's part one of getting boring shit i need to do done!! part two should be easier bc its just hospitals and the draft is already p detai#ok ok ok i can do this#the essay is an essay and the essay is getting fucked i will do it at GUNPOINT#aaaaa#shut up maiora#p.s. edit: i did some of it and ended up doing a completely different plan. sigh sigh oh well im doing my best
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yeah my ocs can have be spooked and peckish, sure
#this is a dumb drawing solely based off the fsct that i think 'a terrifying presence has entered the room'#is an extremely funny text box to pop up n have a character be aware of it#anyways a bird in the hand is worth two on the guy? i dont know. this guy does a lot of mauling for having so little crow#driftoodles#tethys ejinn (oc)#crow mauler#im making this not rbable bc i think its dumb and dont want it spreading but i still wanted to post it
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another semester BEHIND me… the relief hasn’t fully kicked in, but i’m starting to feel it.
#my dumb ass decided it would be a good idea to take ten credits in eight weeks#it was NOT#BUT (unless one of my professors really hates my final project which is unlikely) i have successfully emerged with all A’s#and i am now officially a sophomore!#(or will be in a couple days when the semester actually ends and the credits kick in)#it’s gonna be SO weird at Christmas with my family#because i functionally started at the same time as my little cousin#who has done one semester#and i’m just gonna roll in like ‘lol what’s up? guess who’s a sophomore now????’#i AM gonna milk that - i need victories#(not against my little cousin - i am SO proud of him… against my Grandpa)#anyway - now it’s time for Crazy Weekend#which consists of a work holiday party a program and two Christmas Bird Counts#it is gonna be a TIME#a good time - hopefully - but a Time nonetheless#and then? i get to? REST??????#nah - we actually have another program#but HEY - could be worse!!#someday i will rest#someday..
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You're more amazing than face-down cards
White commons! Enchantments aplenty!
To be clear, the cards with capitalized names are existing cards that I'm using as reprints. Some, like Karametra's Blessing, will get new names eventually.
Also, using Elemental as a creature type was mostly just a placeholder, and now that I'm settling on the flavor I'm looking for a better subtype. The flavor is that they're spawned from human emotion, like faith, hope, or devotion for the enchantments, or passion or creativity for the artifacts. I scrolled through the creature types, but none really stuck out to me as a solid fit. The best I could come up with was spirit, but I figured I'd ask for ideas before committing to changing every instance of the Elemental type. I could even go with a totally new subtype, but I couldn't think of any good names.
#asks#custom cards#i think i previewed Bestow Bird earlier. it got changed to Bestow Doctor because i wanted blue to have a bestow flier#and then i needed to move other stuff around because i already had a lifelink creature but i couldn't just swap it with flying#it was a whole thing but now blue has a bestow flier so it's all good#speaking of blue i finished the blue commons this morning!#i am On Pace to just have all of this done#also apparently even though affinity is getting used in modern sets it doesn't appear at common#but there's fairly modern commons like Brine Giant that basically have affinity and it's super simple so i think it's fine#i've heard the new design philosophy at wotc is “if a card is using an old mechanic then just put the mechanic on the card”#they even do it on commons like Final Flourish#so as long as the reminder text fits comfortably it's fine#oh yeah Dutiful Spirit is a weird one#before it just said “as long as blah blah blah this gets +1/+1”#but then i realized “what if it takes 1 damage and your only other elemental dies during combat?”#Dutiful Spirit would lose the +1 toughness and die. and that's dumb. so i fixed it with the Burning Sun Cavalry template#oh fuck i made two 3-drop fliers#eh it's fine as long as they have different powers
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hm huh its interesting yeah
i just think that Ares' connenction with birds is very nice :)
#so thats why hades game ares has feathers and bird head on his armour huh#im still dumb and cant understand why he has so loud symbolism with birds tho#maybe all gods have...........................#athena does but huh#mystuff#also two cases when he turned his kid and grandkids family to birds to save them from worse fate interesting
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gimme your top 5 hot takes about rwby
I'm afraid I don’t have an accurate gauge of what qualifies as a “hot take” (or even what it actually is. Is it merely a controversial opinion?) so if any of these are ice cold I apologize
Adam and the Rose family should be connected in some way. Visual cues are important and there's so much spicy potential, especially if the dynamic originated with Summer
For Roman, the best and longest standing villain of the show, to be one of the few on-screen Grimm deaths is borderline parody. Personally, I think Ruby should’ve had a more active role in his death, even if by accident or setting up circumstances like she did Neo
Ozma’s situation is far more horrifying and sympathetic than Salem’s. The gods proved that they could bring Ozma back to life in his own body, but instead he’s forced to be a body snatcher? That’s fucked up in so many ways. She may be able to die again and again, but I think it’s way worse to die knowing you’re dooming several people at once
May Marigold isn’t that great of trans rep. She’s so unmemorable and inconsequential to the plot that the only reason I remember her at all is because she’s The Trans One. Like, glad they made her trans, and the reveal was respectful and clear and not even plot-relevant!, but maybe make her a good character first?
If we’re going by the show’s queer golden rule of blushing = romantic feelings, then Ruby had a crush on Emerald in V3 and it should have been explored way more for angst purposes
#rwde#thanks for asking#i will never shut up abt adam/rose family connections and theres nothing you can do abt it#blake or weiss being the one to take down roman would also be interesting but i think the most effective dynamic is ruby and roman#honestly you could make a sitcom w those two and id watch the shit out of it#'my roommate is a mob boss'#(depending on how old Roman actually is. RWBY isnt great at depicting ages unless youre on an extreme end)#(idk age them up for college lmao)#also i 100% hc ruby as a trans lesbian#qrow took her to get her first dose of E#trans solidarity babeyyyyy#this is a completely different topic but yangs existence in canon makes way more sense if both tai and raven are trans as well#canon raven does Not seem the type to allow herself to be in a long term relationship much less get pregnant#or if she did she'd take the child to raise as a protege. a true heir to the branwen name#not leave the kid behind for... reasons#why did raven run again? i think the show ended on 'she was scared' or smth. or didnt trust oz bc... bird#idk the show was dumb abt the whole thing#anyway i'll happily explain if anyone wants more elaboration ^w^
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reworks an old oc into an epithet erased oc like a boss
#my ocs#epithet erased#ee#epithet erased oc#ee oc#i still call him koga bc his name has been koga like. since i created him#but thisbis like a ' two versions of the same character' type of situation#like an au of sorts but not really#koga just works rlly well in this environment too#hes an old oc i really like him#my friends and I have an inside where we keep calling him a redditor#but i promise hes not a misogynist help hes just dumb#he can barely use a phone the only apps on his phone is ifunny and loads of movile games#some classics like pvz and angry birds but also some of the lowest movile games from the depths of bad advertisements hes seen#he sees a bad mobile game ad and goes 'ooh looks like the game for me!'#potatart
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I've been having an existential crisis for the past month and the worst part is that it's the kind of thing that like, you can't sit down and talk to somebody about without feeling awkward. Vaguely, it's a thing where like, the answer you'll usually get is that "it's different for everyone" but I want to understand the other side, too and that answer is so useless. Like whats your reasoning? Explain in 4-5 sentence paragraphs, please. Not in a condescending "I'm right, so why do you think THAT?" way either I mean in like in a, if I hear it maybe I'll understand too! It's a topic with layers and I need someone on the opposite side to sit down with me and peel all of them back. It feels like... there's certain truths to all humans, except I'm human and I don't know them. I feel like I'm operating on an entirely different system and I want to understand the human way and the things that everyone else but me knows and understands on a basic level. To add to that because these truths are universal absolutely no one will sit down and discuss them; they just assume everyone knows and is operating on the same page to not talk about it. So now I, the one wanting to understand, don't even want to talk about it because I know the other person either won't take me seriously or will clam up! Not even worth it.
So anyway I'm trying to focus on old hobbies to take my mind off of it!!!!
#lindsay speaks#maybe. i don't knoww that's the issue#i feel like every little grain that i gain in understanding takes me two steps back#i don't understand humans at all 😭#and my brain is just stuck like ''i don't understand yet :('' and won't drop it#i think it's because I'll never understand the human separation between mind & heart. like when ppl say their mind is saying one thing and#their heart is saying another I don't get that. first of all it's both your brain. your brain is responsible for your emotions. yes the sam#place your logical decisions come from. they come from the same place. so to say it's saying different things... the same thing (mind)#is presenting information and deciding what to do with it. that make sense? it's all your mind. to act like emotions don't come from your#mind is dumb. and even further on that emotions are not illogical. they actually make perfect logical sense. chemicals and hormones and#information recieved about what's happening around you it's all put together to affect your emotional state. it's not fuckin wizardry.#so why the hell does everybody act like it is? and why should i accept that when it's not true? emotions ARE logical.#if i see a dead bird on the ground i feel sad. why? because that's a sad thing. it makes sense to feel sad about it.#is that not???? a logical sequence?????????#i grrrr#can't even look to dostoevsky on this one because he was a sexist christian
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comrades, i need you to meet my goofy bernedoodle kevin korchinski. his face has been a little banged up lately and that only makes him look more dumb and endearing. he is a certified good boy and the t-birds won the western conference championship last night and now the winnipeg ice are coming to town! if the moose jaw jagger firkuses could beat winnipeg twice, i think my newly beloved t-birds can beat them four times.
#my brief interlude as a full time t birds fan#i love my dumb sons who i gave birth to two weeks ago
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#I live in a goddamn zoo btw#Two dumb dumb doggos#Seven cats#Two tortoises (+ Two incubating eggs)#Three giant African snails#Two crazy birds#One foster child#Plus every cat in the neighborhood decided to use our property as their social hub lmao#Aaaand we're getting silkies sometime this year 🥺#I've also got a geriatric Chi who lives at my parents and another who's stuck in Germany bc import laws are w strict where I'm from#And his rabies shot didn't take properly#He's w family tho so I know he's in good hands#Anyway I love all my babies more than life would die forcevery single one of them
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wip! based on the fte!! this was supposed to be a small doodle!!! It’s me and my compulsive urge to overcomplicate my life against the world!!!! (/exasperated!!!!!) /lh
#while doobling i proceeded to have an eureka moment about 2p perspective#because in usual maiora fashion between the easy way and the correct way i always find myself approaching shit in the DUMB WAY#<- which essentially means ive been shoving 'cool' fish eyes and 3ps and birds eye views because I DIDNT UNDE 2P PERSPECTIVE#*shoving them in my work#*UNDERSTAND#ANS IVE BEEN DOING IT FOR Y E A R S#anyway took me almost two decades but i figured it out: STOP PUTTING THE HORIZON LINE IS COMPLICATED PLACES THE MIDDLE OF THE PAGE IS FINE#aka 'don't overthink things you dumb fuck'#which is#yeah#buisness as usual lmao#im a very physically dramatic person too so when i figured it out i jumped in my seat and startled a half asleep guy so bad he snapped at m#we laughed it off it was fine#awkward as shit!!! i hated it!! but fine#anyway afterall this nonsense the perspective in the doodle is currently incorrect intentionally pfft#shut up maiora#wip
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