#the two dumb birds

[bojacksbackupblogobviously]

Somehow to take the fall

[memorys-skyscraper]

alright here's my pirate yakuza psa: if you have any interest at all in collecting fortunes for kamulop and/or treasures in the overworld, do all 3 sicko snap routes & complete the subsequent substory first, bc that gets you a ring that makes fortunes & treasures show up on the minimap

[22wallfleur]

It was hard to find a good place to eavesdrop ok?

[iamthepulta]

The best thing about Italy and Europe is that linen just- exists here. I can go buy a shitty cheap 100% linen dress like I would go to Fry's and buy a shitty cheap 100% polyester dress in America. Absolutely revolutionary for my wardrobe. I can't actually buy wardrobe enhancements because I have a carry-on suitcase, but the fact I still have the option is amazing.

[sortanonymous]

Sorta Angry Comics #2 - "Group Trauma-Dump (and Friendship Time! :D)"

Alternate Title - "Angsty Birds"

[wistrea-gone]

the fact that kira can actually talk to birds should be addressed more. she’s just in some corner crouching down and talking to one of the ravens, having a genuine conversation. it’s just a bunch of “caw caw caw” “omg no wayyy”

[lightbulb-warning]

this is getting ridiculous there's so much stuff i wanna draw i need to clone myself immediately

[venomgaia]

yeah my ocs can have be spooked and peckish, sure

[starbuck]

another semester BEHIND me… the relief hasn’t fully kicked in, but i’m starting to feel it.

[dravidious]

You're more amazing than face-down cards

White commons! Enchantments aplenty!

To be clear, the cards with capitalized names are existing cards that I'm using as reprints. Some, like Karametra's Blessing, will get new names eventually.

Also, using Elemental as a creature type was mostly just a placeholder, and now that I'm settling on the flavor I'm looking for a better subtype. The flavor is that they're spawned from human emotion, like faith, hope, or devotion for the enchantments, or passion or creativity for the artifacts. I scrolled through the creature types, but none really stuck out to me as a solid fit. The best I could come up with was spirit, but I figured I'd ask for ideas before committing to changing every instance of the Elemental type. I could even go with a totally new subtype, but I couldn't think of any good names.

[krakenshipwreck]

comrades, i need you to meet my goofy bernedoodle kevin korchinski. his face has been a little banged up lately and that only makes him look more dumb and endearing. he is a certified good boy and the t-birds won the western conference championship last night and now the winnipeg ice are coming to town! if the moose jaw jagger firkuses could beat winnipeg twice, i think my newly beloved t-birds can beat them four times.

[lightbulb-warning]

wip! based on the fte!! this was supposed to be a small doodle!!! It’s me and my compulsive urge to overcomplicate my life against the world!!!! (/exasperated!!!!!) /lh

[swagging-back-to]

huge shoutout to the birds outside my window who sound like they're being murdered and like velcro being ripped apart over and over again. since literally 4am.

[nonranghaes]

hehe >:3

heads up: poly relationship. alcohol mentions (joshua + soonyoung drunk).

"have you ever noticed you're the normal one in your relationship?" jeonghan sidles up to you in the kitchen as casual as can be, drink in hand. he rests a hand on the counter, watching the careful way you select snacks for you and your two boyfriends, and he's completely serious despite the way you laugh a little. he reaches up, poking your party hat out of place. "no, really. have you seen them?"

of course you've seen your boyfriends. they're across the room, and you just left them a second ago to--

you look up, staring at where your dumb, beautiful, silly idiot boyfriends have basically turned themselves into birds with their own hats. they keep pecking each other with the cones, faces flushed from alcohol, and you can't help but wonder which one of them started this shit. you widen your eyes for a moment, staring. someone's laughing about it all, but you can't take your eyes off them being... well, their drunk selves.

this shouldn't surprise you. you've seen joshua pick up soonyoung and leave him clutching onto a column outside of a hotel, watching him as he clings to it like he's a cicada. you've heard soonyoung say "hey, hey, watch this!" to the two of you a million times before before either succeeding at something very dumb or completely wiping out within the next five seconds. you've also seen the way soonyoung gets clingy when he drinks, always pressing kisses onto anyone and everyone's face if they let him close enough.

and now they're birds. you're dating two human-man-with-party-cone-beak birds. soonyoung taps the end of his against joshua's, and it sends the drunken man into a mess of giggles at the little "kiss" they just shared.

jeonghan just chuckles. "you should get them home soon," he pats your back. "for what it's worth, i think you balance them out well."

truthfully? you wouldn't trade their silliness for anything in the world. even if soonyoung pecks you once before fixing his hat and kissing you properly once you get back to his side, with joshua's arms wrapping around your shoulders so that he can hold you for a minute... after he steals your own hat, transforming himself into a cat with both cones atop his head.

[gojosprettyprincess]

SATORU'S FAVORITE TYPE OF DAY-STARTER!!

Tw- Morning sex, prone bone, creampie, degradation n praise. Not proofread

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The morning ray of warm sunlight slowly filters through the curtains, casting a golden glow—gently filling the room. It was early in the morning but also timely enough for the sweet melodic chirps of the morning birds to be heard outside. You and your boyfriend Satoru had the day off from your sorcerer jobs so everything was so comforting and peaceful...

Except for the nasty, lewd sounds of your rippling ass slapping against his pelvis—indicating just how deep he was diving his cock into your slippery pussy with ease, drenching the white sheets below, where the two of you were connected.

He was straddling your thighs from behind as his passionate thrusts echoed throughout the room.

Each deep, rhythmic stroke caused waves of pleasure to cascade through every inch of your being. His snowy-white huffs of pubic hair brushing tenderly against your sensitive folds and swollen clit in a dance of ecstasy.

His hands gripping your waist firmly as he delved deeper into your warm, inviting core.

“Fuck you're such a horny little slut, Sweetheart. Didn't I already fucked you good last night? But that just wasn't enough, was it? Always desperate for some cock“ he snickers mockingly, as he taunts you with a smirk. Blindfolded eyes infatuated with the cadency of his flushed cock disappearing into your warm, plushy walls every other second, following the rhythm of his thrusts.

You whimpered pathetically to his degrading commentary, the sound of your distress from his bullying blending with the rustling of the sheets beneath you as you gripped it for dear life.

“Mmm, Satoru! soo gooddd, y-you’re soo d-eep fuck!” you cried out, feeling nothing but pleasure consuming you as drool steeps out of your mouth—damping the soft pillow beneath. His angry, mushroom head jabs your g-spot over and over making you arch your back uncontrollably. His thick cock already stretching your pussy open in the mere crack of dawn.

“Yeah? My cock making you feel good sweetheart?” he chuckles, playfully swatting your cheeks, a mischievous glint in his eyes as he lets out a toothy grin watching how it bounces back against him when he sinks his swollen cock into you. “Shit—yesyesyes, Sat-toruuu rub my clit, please! Fuckk” you cried out, your urgent plea driving him wild as you grind your hips back into him hastily, your twitching little pussy tainting his cock with your runny slick as you see stars.

He grins, moving his fingers down to pinch and rub teasing circles on the sensitive bud, “Seriously? Your pussy is gonna cream on me already? What a filthy whore” he chuckles, heading falling back lazily as the sunlight illuminates his flawless skin. “Was expecting a little more than that but I know how fucking crazy this hungry pussy gets when I'm balls deep, stuffing it full”, he jests with a hint of satisfaction, his laughter echoing around you.

He pressed a hand firmly against your lower back, pressing it down—restricting all your movements as he readjusts the position. His tall figure now looming over you, both hands on each of your sides of your body, trapping you in as you moaned out like dumb slut. Each forceful thrust pushes his rigid length to the brink, feeling his cock ramming deeper and deeper inside your gushing cunt, to the point where his angry tip is nudging against your cervix—making your eyes roll back, one thing about Satoru was that he’s a literal beast when it comes to fucking you, he does it like his whole life depended on it.

You were on the verge of reaching climax and all it took was to hear your boyfriend’s hot, guttural moan—one that ignited your already frenzied lust, the loudest one since you two began fucking to have your greedy, stretched cunt to pulsate and spasm uncontrollably, releasing all over his pretty, flushed cock. Your moans melded with the fabric of the pillow as your fingers clenched the headboard in a desperate attempt to anchor yourself as you felt your cum dribbling out of your cunt and down your thighs—it was so messy.

“Ohhh fuck yeah, that’s it, baby, thattt’s it” he groans out with a smirk, feeling your sticky cream coating his length. His eyes dancing mischievously as he observed the wet patch forming on the pillow beneath your head from your drooling.

You cried out, eyes peering open as he kept fucking your soppy pussy.

Rings, and rings of glistening cum decorating the base of his cock sinfully. A loud whimper escaped your lips as you felt the relentless stimulation of your pussy used by him even after your orgasm. He laughs at your sudden reaction. “Aww sweetheart, you didn’t think you'll get to cum but I won’t, did you? Such a greedy whore, only thinking about yourself and this greedy, fucking pussy” he’s so amused by you, his bullying cock abusing your poor used cunt, his balls strucking your clit with vigor, making it so much more intense. “Oh, my—fuckk!” You hiccuped, feeling your soul levitating from your body as his eager cock molds your pussy to shape his cock.

“This pussy is so fucking good, God you’re so perfect” he smiles widely from the pure pleasure of your wet pussy, and a warm flutter settled in his stomach as you took his pounding. His rigged breath made you so dizzy as his thick veins dragged along the insides of your cunt. “You like me stuffing this pussy baby?, like getting your brains fucked out by my cock?” He babbles out, on the verge of losing his mind as he chases his release.

“Yes! Yes! Ohmygoddd” you screamed, both of your legs flailing behind you as he was drilling impossibly fucking deep inside of you, he was so loud, moaning just inches from your ears, making your pussy flutter over and over hearing your boyfriend making such lewd unabashed noises. One thing about Satoru was that he was never embarrassed or cared when it came to being vocal in bed—sometimes he’s even louder than you. You could feel the veins of his cock twitching against your walls as he fucks your cervix like a feral beast.

“Fuckohfuck!” his head falls back as he takes a deep breath. “Gon-na cum, fuck! Gonna creampie this little pussy and stuff it for with my seed” he bites his lip, thrusting himself into you relentlessly as his hips stuttered and abs flexed against you.

His jaw fell open in a silent scream while his eyes rolled back as he emptied his essence inside of you, groaning loudly, feeling your pussy sucking the warm cum greedily out of his shaft. His body collapses onto yours, making you mewl in pain as you adjust to his heavyweight. He wrapped both of his arms around your neck to lift your head up as he moved closer to your face—he lazily licked a stripe of your jawline as his eyes fluttered to stay open.

“Good morninggg, Beautiful” his deep voice mumbled to you with a fucked out smile.

[neilpxrry]

THIS POST ORIGINALLY SAID 'ITS A CRIME THAT I DONT HAVE POLLS' BUT I DO I DO GUYS I DO