#the trixie and katya show

[pestocavatappi]

does anyone else see the vision..... their clap-laughs are almost the same. they are so special to me.....

edit: I found the video of Phil saying the same thing but can't add it to the post ;__;

[knightofleo]

At the end of the day...

[petrovna-zamo]

[applesdefinitely]

presenting: trixie mattel's world famous comforter rant

[orionsangel86]

Absolutely rolling at Trixie and Katya's Dead Boy Detectives Review

Highlights Include:

Trixie channelling all of Tumblr by asking "is she les?" right as Crystal sees Niko and the glowing parasite lights for the first time.

Kayta projecting herself onto Esther lmao

"Neil Gaiman you know what he delivers on? Hot, Sexy, and Creepy"

"Gaiman recognises gay men" LMAO I can't BELIEVE you guys made THAT joke

"I'd rather suck cock than count cats" ASJKAJSAKJD

"They do seem gay for each other" (about Charles and Edwin)

The shade at Netflix making them watch stuff they hate but then stating that "they've got a good one here"

"Lesbianism is so much harder than people realise" (as they watch Maxine try to kill Jenny)

"I'm here for an impaling"

"She's amazing." "The casting, the performance" "She's incredible" THE LOVE FOR MY GIRL RUTHIE CONNELL HELLS YES!

"Everyone is bisexual until proven otherwise" "tea" YES LADIES I HAVE BEEN SAAAAAYING!

"All of this could have been avoided if you'd just sucked that cat cock" ASJAKDFJESLJDKAJDKAJ LMAOOOOOO Its true though

The excessive amount of thirst for the Cat King (GIRL SAME)

Play a drinking game to this and everytime they say "cunt!" or "cunty!" you have to drink a shot - you'll be on the floor by 10 minutes in

And finally, the best highlight:

"This was one of the best things we've watched. This was really really good."

[clownmitts]

Watching them live was a dream come true

[cxndycl0wn]

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𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓷 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓬

[p0sitivelyemerald]

Me whenever a pregnancy plot line is brought into a silly show I’m watching to take me away from reality

[incorrectsilvercyclopsquotes]

Peter: Okay, well, what about this new linguistic discovery that I made in Chicago?

Scott: *staring intently*

Peter: What the sigma?

Peter: He’s got a level ten rizz.

Peter: No cap.

Scott: Oh! The youths, yeah.

Peter: Gen Alpha. 

Peter: Gen Alphaaaa. 

Scott: *gasps* Is that after Z?

Peter: Yessssss!

[jameslongforjimshortforgabriel]

STOP PLAYIING EVERYBODY SHUT UP WHAT THE FUCK

GUYS MY LEGS ARE SHAKING IM NOT EVEN JOKING IM FUCKING BARKING

[sisterdaniels]

that was funny as hell i loved it lmao

[earthtothemorguw]

me core

[petrovna-zamo]

[homicidalbrunette]

I'm calling this video "everything is shit but it's okay because we have each other."

[applesdefinitely]

katya being baffled by trixie (need a compilation)

also, katya clearly asked some follow-up questions about that fauna, but bob netflix as usual left the best parts for himself(( release the tapes! the people wanna know who lives there