#the timing is insane i am freaked tf out

[danielsarmand]

what the fuck 😭 been reading the measure on and off for a while now and i just got to the failed presidential assassination attempt you have GOT to be kidding me

[chaostudee]

smooth operator , carlos sainz.

summary : y/n is a journalist just starting out her career in the motorsport industry, it's not long for her to find an attraction to a certain ferrari driver. warnings : none faceclaim : lissie mackintosh a/n : first carlos fic 🤭 my fav forever and ever.

y/nusername first day on the job 🏁🏎

liked by skysportsf1, nataliepinkham, crofty and 56,910 others.

nataliepinkham so proud of you !!

y/nusername ❤️

user829 eeek my fav

username000 the fit ateeee

skysportsf1 welcome to the family :)

y/nfan insanely proud of you wtfff can't wait for the futureee

f1updates i love her already she seems like the sweetest

user_f1 fr 😩

y/nusername quali day 🤭

》 y/bsfusername the fit ateee

》 user82 i love your interview style smmm

》 username_20 she is so prettyyyy

carlossainz great quali let's push for tomorrow 💪

liked by y/nusername, scuderiaferrari, charlesleclerc and 1,293,100 others.

user290 he's so lana del rey vinyl 😩

f1fan_67 dyingggg

f1username that quali was insaneeee

user92 frrr like wdym charles and carlos on the front row tf?!

y/nfan help not y/n in the liked is carlos the f1 driver she has a crush on????

user200 if it is.....she's so real and i get it plus i love her even more.

naomischiff my girl <3

liked by y/nusername, carlossainz , nataliepinkham and 120,622 others.

y/nusername my fav actually

user120 new duo and i'm here for it 🙌🙌

f1fan my biggest inspirations acc

y/nlover carlos in the likes (i just know that y/n is dying rn)

user10 girl look at her twitter 😭😭 y/nlover help plsss

y/nusername new video incoming

》 user92 UM YES

》 username11 oh im so ready

》 f1fan one more person closer to carlos ☝️

》 y/nusername i like your thinking ;)

y/nusername hot lap with nico hulkenberg, you can watch now on skysportsf1 !!

liked by nicohulkenberg, skysportsf1, naomischiff and 322,671 others.

user89 this ate

danielriccardo NICO HUUULKENBERGGGG

y/nusername DANIEELLLLL RICCARDOOOO

nicohulkenberg had the best time thanks y/n !!

f1fan not y/n just casually interacting with all the f1 drivers (love that for you queen)

f1wagupdates my queen pls i love her smmm

justaninchident i love this duo smm

y/nusername singapore gp !!

liked by carlossainz, skysportsf1, nataliepinkham and 267,233 others.

user SHES SO HOT OMG

f1fan my fav f1 girl likeeee my queen my iconnn my everything

skysportsf1 WE LOVE YOU Y/N

justaninchident help they are just like us 😭

user_67 y/n needs to make a fashion inspo acc at this point because i'm obsessed with everything she wears.

f1lover_90 i love y/n more than myself atp

scuderiaferrari interview of carlos and charles with y/n out now !!

liked by charlesleclerc, carlossainz, y/nusername and 1,897,332 others.

justaninchident WHAT IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS IS THIS

user literally cause i'm not okay acc

user718 did anyone else see the way carlos looked at y/n because....DAMMMMNN

y/nusername the best time :)

f1fan oh to be y/n

user101 y/n and carlos content eeeeek (real ones have been waiting months for this)

f1lover_67 thank u ferrari we all say in unison.

y/nusername if you can dream it, you can do it

liked by carlossainz, scuderiaferrari, alexandrasaintmleux and 569,000 others.

carlossainz you look good in red ❤️

y/nusername ty !! user20 wtffff omggg username_22 BRO WHAT f1fan UM so this is insane 😃

justaninchident god she's gorgeous

alexandrasaintmleux you are literally my fashion inspo

user "everyone's a ferrari fan"

alexandrasaintmleux

》 y/nusername had the best time meeting you <3

》 user omgggg

》 f1fan ferrari wags??

》 user_89 freaking tf outtttt

y/nusername in my lover girl era 💗

liked by f1, naomischiff, alexandrasaintmleux and 714,910 others.

user omg whatttt

f1fan is that carlos or am i delulu?!?!

justaninchident NO BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I WAS THINKING

user_67 IM FREAKING OUT

f1fan our girl is officially ofc the market omgg

user190 no wonder she hasn't been active on twitter recently

naomischiff so happy for you my sweet girl <3

alexandrasaintmleux 💗

carlossainz

》 y/nusername ugh you're so hottt

》 user omlll

》 f1fan wow.

》 justaninchident god damnnnn

y/nusername guess the cat is out of the bag ;)

liked by carlossainz, landonorris, alexandrasaintmleux and 980,901 others.

user819 WHAT WHAT WHAT

justaninchident i died

user_67 SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

f1fan girlie literally manifested it SHOW ME YOUR WAYS Y/N PLS

y/nusername crystals

f1wagupdates eeeek

landonorris my man has been stolen from me

y/nusername im sorryyy but we can share landonorris okay fair but remember HE WAS MINE FIRST

carlossainz ilysm beautiful

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carlossainz dinner date with my girl ❤️

liked by y/nusername, charlesleclerc, landonorris and 2,719,469 others.

y/nusername you always take the best pics of me 🤭

carlossainz it's hard to take a bad one when you look beautiful all the time

charlesleclerc el matador el matador

y/nusername CARLOS SAINZ

landonorris cute ig

user718 ugh i acc love them

justaninchident LIKE WDYM I LIVE IN A UNIVERSE WHERE CARLOS AND Y/N ARE TOGETHER

f1fan fav f1 driver fav wag

user10 never getting over them acc

user_67 im so single

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[haveihitanerve]

Gotham Is Sentient my HC:

Bruce actually talks to her. Like out loud. It freaks people who cant see her tf out

She doesn't actually have a real form per se, its more like a vibe, but she has gentle, slender hands and a sharp nose and long dark black hair. Thats the most defining features. Also she doesn't like walking and kinda floats over his shoulder like a weird ass angel and devil type shit

She does call herself Bruce’s mother. Bruce doesn't not reciprocate the title and she is mad about it “stop denying me parental rights!!”

She also doesn't take so kindly to alfred for a plethora of reasons, but does not voice them because Bruce doesn't like it

Every single one of the batkids can see her (eventually) but they thought he was crazy and sometimes still pretend they cant just to fuck with him- especially if a new kid is around Dick: Bruce who are you talking to? Bruce: Gotham??? Dick what do you mean she’s right here? Dick: Bruce… what are you talking about? Bruce: I know you can see her Dick don’t fuck with me- Newly Robin Jason: *slowly backing away*

The kids do call her Grandma on occasion

Steph was the first to see her and chatted with her before she even met Bruce

All the other kids see her because they’re extensions of Bruce

When the Watchtower is at the just right angle she can appear there too, otherwise she’s confined to just Gotham

Bludhaven does not have a spirit because its a new city and doesn't have all the curse and shit gotham does- also its new and hasn't had enough time to build a spirit- but Gotham has already named her- “of course its going to be a woman Richard, no useless man city will ever claim you.” “... I am a man Gotham.” “hush child don't remind me” 

Anyway she holds that against Dick but he always “buys” his way back into her good graces when he visits with trinkets or a new flip or smth "you fold so quickly" "shut up Bruce don't talk to your mother like that- he brought me a bracelet!" "you dont have arms"

Bruce did the “I don't have a mom. Or a dad.” “im right here!” “Sometimes i can still hear her voice…” because Dick forced him to and its the only time he has ever even mildly consented to having her be called his mom

Bruce is mostly human because of her. Mostly. He discovers this fact once when talking to Clark and the hero goes like “i still can’t believe you do this and you’re human.” *said with horror disgust and awe* and Gotham laughed awkwardly and went “wellllll…”

Stephanie is her golden child and while she adores Bruce he is her gorgeous baby prince, she will take Steph’s side on almost every matter just to annoying

Dick first saw her when he put Zucco in prison and didn't kill him Bruce: *proud Dick made the right choice* Dick: *staring at him in horror* Bruce: *turns to look around* what? Dick: *horrified that Bruce isn't actually insane* theres a woman floating next to your head… Gotham: *delighted!* he can see me!

Once they see her they can never stop. Its lovely and also horrible. 

Jason first saw her when he was running away from Bruce after nailing him in the dick with a socket wrench when they first met Jason: Ya big boob! Bruce: *loosing it with laughter* Gotham: *wiping away tears* Jason: *what the fuuuuckkk* why is there a lady here? Gotham: *delighted!* already!!?!?!?! Ohhh Richard is not going to be happy about this

Tim first saw her about a month into Robin, for no special reason at all really, he and Bruce were just chilling on a roof and he leaned against Bruce’s side and pop a woman appeared next to him, watching the sunrise with him and he was like !!!!! and she was like !!!!!!!!!! and yeah

Cass met her a second before she met Bruce, hunched in an alleyway, and she cocked her head at her like a cat, Gotham mirrored it, and then Bruce dropped from the sky 

Gotham has been with Bruce since before his parents died but before Batman she appeared as different like…vibes and it takes Bruce like solid years into being Batman to realize this Bruce: *!!!!* Gotham: what.. Bruce: you! You were that random thing I saw floating around the house!! Gotham: *sliding away casually* whaaaaat? Bruce: Don't you fucking dare- I thought I was insane! My parents were a hair away from calling a doctor for me! Gotham: how do you claim not to be insane- Bruce: *!!!!* You!!!!!

Babs met her after she had already retired Batgirl, one slow day as Oracle Babs: alright Batman, that should be the last of them, the signal is off, head home Bruce: copy that, thank you O. Babs: *tired, leans back in her chair* *muttering* at least he has manners now.. Gotham: *sitting on the table next to her* I told him I could raise him better than that British guy Babs: *startled, almost falls out of chair* wha-who- huh??? Gotham: *blinks. Blinks again* you can see me.. Babs: *stares. Blinks. Blinks again. Rubs tired hand over face* fuck… and here I thought he was just a crazy man talking to himself… Gotham: *grinning* nope! Babs: i wanted him to be a crazy man talking to himself. Gotham:... well technically he still is

Duke met her in the middle of a fight Duke: um. Hello. Gotham: *floating next to him* hi! Duke: *throws a dude out the window* do you uh… hi? Civilians should be evacuating... Gotham: *grinning* Ooooh you’re fun Duke Thomas. Duke: th-thank you? ~Later~ Tim: oh my gods tell me you did not say that?!?! Duke: IDK!!! Its a spirit! The Spirit Of Gotham dude! What am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to handle that??? Gotham: *right next to him* Well Tim handled it quite well Duke: *scrambles up and falls over the back of the couch* Tim+Gotham:... Duke: *from the floor* why did I ever agree to be apart of this family Tim: *leaning over the back of the couch* i have no idea man Gotham: *cheerily* oh neither of you would’ve escaped it, don't worry! Tim+Duke:... Duke: i find that very worrying…

Oh i forgot- when she appears in the Watchtower Bruce flinches every time because she just materializes and shes the only thing/person/whatever that can actually sneak up on him successfully. It always freaks every hero nearby the fuck out because whatjustscaredthebatomgwhat- and so she specifically does it when hes in the middle of meetings. The kids think its hilarious. Bruce is not amused

Thats all i've got for now! Feel free to add your own or not or wtv… idk! :)

[ashtxrie]

oh no... am i falling in love? (sunoo)

PAIR. high school!sunoo x gn!reader GENRE. fake dating au, high school au, best friends to lovers, fluff WORD COUNT. 2.2k WARNINGS. none! NOTES. first post kinda nervous!! <//3 i need a sunoo irl he is truly the greenest of green flags

you and sunoo are those friends

you’ve got that type of friendship where something clicked and suddenly you were both attached at the hip for years

because apparently having the same clear muji pencil case with the holy grail 0.5 black muji pen at the beginning of middle school meant best friends ride or die in seventh-grade culture

like, someone who prioritized aesthetics in notetaking as much as you did? even in the confines of this crusty campus? crazy.

but anyway, with you being absolutely intent on making friends, sunoo couldn’t get rid of you if he tried but pls he could never survive without you anyway... who else would he trust enough to exchange his top-tier notes with?

and since then you’ve both been best friends for life! well, ever since the +6 with the introduction of sunoo's other friends [read: the rest of enhypen...]

and at first you were super happy because new friends!

but then they kind of stopped hanging out with you in the middle of sophomore year or so and went off into their own little world

and you were a little sad

ok maybe a lot sad. devastated, even.

but that was okay because that meant you were able to meet new friends and expand your horizons! you even got the chance to focus on yourself and join some new clubs, too!

who even is sunoo anymore lmao you don’t know him

but anyway

it was junior year and you were so tired of your friends bugging you to get a s/o

“[name], why don’t you date someone?”

“you’d really hit it off with so and so, don’t you think?”

“just put yourself out there”

ರ_ರ

ayo... excuse me

so one day you just can’t take it anymore

and maybe you should’ve thought this through but... nope

you don’t pause to think things through

because life is for living in the moment hell yes yolo gang

“umm guys i’m already dating someone!”

needless to say your friends go INSANE

like who tf is [name] gatekeeping from us they’re so fake /j

so like any sane and mentally adept person, you say the first name that comes to mind

“hahaha … sunoo!”

your friends stare at you. flabbergasted, shocked, stunned beyond words.

blink blink

“but … weren’t you guys just friends”

“NO”

you’re panicking but

trust

“we’re in LOVE”

ur friends are really like ok whatever, but go off

and that is how you find yourself dragging yourself over to sunoo's fifth period and placing your hands on sunoo's shoulders

“promise me you won’t freak out”

and ofc sunoo is already freaking out

bc why are you standing in front of the ap lang classroom with this crazily determined face and forcing him to listen to you

and this is how you get into this situation

with sunoo having a literal double take and you doing your best "pls help me out i beg of you" impression

“i can’t DATE you”

what

you give sunoo your best professional face even though inside you’re ???

bc um is it that bad to date you??

you are confused???

you’ve saved sunoo thousands of times in his high school career in both academics and social standing he can afford to pretend to date you ONCE

“WHY NOT”

“BECAUSE”

...

is he being fr rn

obviously you’re not getting anywhere and you turn around to walk away, kind of annoyed

“fine then, i’ll just find someone else to date me.” shrug (dies inside).

as soon as you say that, it’s like you’ve flipped a switch and suddenly sunoo is very concerned and almost a little upset

and when you don’t notice him contemplating something, he runs in front of you and nearly knocks you over

“second thoughts?”

sunoo scowls

although it looks more like a lil pout pushing at his lips and he crosses his arms

lmao who is this and what’s happened to sunoo

you shrug and start to leave for real until sunoo reaches out to tug at your arm

“NO, NO WAIT … I’LL DO IT”

you whirl around immediately and you are needless to say, very relieved!

｡◕‿◕｡

“perfect!”

but apparently sunoo hasn’t recovered from his fall from before

bc he can’t stop rubbing his hand against his neck and his face is all blotchy and pink

kinda cute, but in a best friends way.  like wowie my best friend looks kinda adorable look at that boy go

but ofc sunoo has to ruin the special moment because he offhandedly says, “shouldn’t we have rules or something?”

rules???

RULES???

this is fake dating sunoo wdyfm rules? that's so silly goofy

“huh?”

“like … things not to do? maybe one big rule is not ruining our friendship???”

ʘ‿ʘ

oh

he kinda smart for that

“ok easy then, just don’t fall in love with me”

apparently this is the WRONG thing to say?

sunoo is RED like boy is not pink anymore his cheeks are burning red

“you can’t just say that?”

????

you are confused bc what does that even mean

“why not?”

“that’s like ...  y-you you can’t just say that.”

you are, if possible, even more confused?

“okay and?”

sunoo blinks

pls this boy has the audacity to just shrug

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

u are dumb af sunoo bout to throw hands here

but he won’t bc he loves u <3

so fifteen minutes later you guys decide to make three big rules

sunoo had a whole list of like twenty but you narrowed it down to these:

1. don’t ruin ur friendship

2. no kissing

3. and ur paying for three rounds of mint choco ice cream after this is over

honestly you think this is kinda rude considering sunoo is richer than ur entire life but whatever, at least he’s not leaving you out to the wolves

so when it’s finally time to put this fake dating thing to the test, you tug sunoo over to your side of the table during lunch and make sure to swing his hand

which actually feels kind of nice??

like you’ve never actually thought about this before

but sunoo is comforting

his hand fits right in yours, and he’s so warm

and i mean haha it’s not like this is a new thing, you two hold hands all the time!! but adjkaldjkfl not in a dating way

ur friends are shocked. bamboozled.

like they never thought you’d actually show up with a DATE

and bc they’re all RUDE they grill sunoo

but sunoo is best boy

best bf

and answers all their questions like a pro

that's my man

i mean what???

ur so proud

you let ur head rest against sunoo's shoulder and BITCH

sunoo presses a kiss to ur forehead

YO........................ insane.

why are u so happy? what is this??

it’s just so gentle and soft and you feel your heart getting all mushy and warm

your friends all give a big collective aww because one, they’re annoying af and yes y’all are cute cute and this is cute

but ur going through some existential crisis

and later when you’re walking with sunoo to all your classes, you can’t stop thinking that hey, this fakedating thing isn’t that bad

but whatever it’s just cause u miss spending time with sunoo!

yes, that’s it!

you’re just sad that sunoo always hangs out with his new group and you don’t get to see him as much

so this is nice!

you’re just going through some bff nostalgia rn... it's just gonna take some time for [name].exe to start working again

anyway now bc of this fakedating thing, you and sunoo just spend so much time together

like you guys have always been best friends, but this feels different

sunoo will run over to you when he sees you and wrap his arms around your waist

the first time he did it, he had the cuteness to go “is this okay? are you okay? is this too much?"

and YOUR HEART WENT !!!!!

you might’ve blushed

okay you did

but you convince yourself it’s just because ur touch starved and bitchless

c’mon... get it together

but whenever you call sunoo and wave at him, his face just LIGHTS up

and you’re pretty sure yours does too

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

needless to say, you kinda don’t want this all to end

because somewhere in the middle of all this, your head has gone from calling sunoo your fake boyfriend to your real boyfriend

and you don’t really want to go back to just being friends if you’re honest

wait hold up

uh oh

UH OH CODE RED

INTERPOL INTERPOL.....

did you just admit you liked sunoo?? in a FOR REALS way?

UMMMMM

so like the only way you know how to deal with things, you avoid it!

you start to act really distant

and now whenever sunoo wraps his arms around you, you stiffen up

and sunoo like the angel he is pulls away so quickly bc ?? is his best friend upset? uncomfortable?

did HE make his best friend for life, his 4lifer, uncomfortable? omg this isn’t ok what is happening

everyone can tell something is up

ofc they can, what with you going to the extent of running away whenever you see sunoo and sunoo reacting like the entire light got blown out his life

and bffr sunoo may be innocent but he ISN'T dumb

he knows your schedule he KNOWS you’re ignoring him

and baby is upset

because lately you’ve been starting to feel a lot more to him

and now you’re just gone??

that’s not okay and sunoo isn’t just gonna sit around and be sad

if there’s something he can do he’s gonna do all he can to try to fix it!

he corners you one day and holds up an angry piece of paper

“excuse me but you broke rule number one which is, in case you forgot, don’t RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP”

“oh haha uh sunoo! hi uhh i gotta go 👉👉 ”

sunoo's face falls

and that was it

you just wanna hold his cheeks and tell him things are fine and that you love him

wait WHAT

but sunoo is still staring at you with that wounded look

like you’ve just ripped up his heart and torn it to shreds

bc that’s kinda what you’re doing

omg what’ve you done

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

“sunoo…”

his eyes lock onto yours so fast that you’re afraid he’s got whiplash

your mouth goes dry, and for a few moments it’s hard to talk

but you finally manage to tell him that “i don’t think we should fake date anymore.”

sunoo's face breaks

his eyes go wide, and it looks like he wants to stagger. and he almost does, just a little bit

“is it something i did?”

WHAT

this boy

kim sunoo is really gonna be the death of you

you’re shaking your head back and forth so fast because NO of course not of course this isn’t his fault

sunoo is Not Okay, and he looks so, so concerned for you. “because i swear i didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable. if i screwed up just tell me and i can fix it, [name], please”

you shake ur head, already starting to panic.  “of course not.  it’s not YOU sunoo. i just can’t fake date you because--”

you clamp your hands over your mouth

“because?” sunoo prompts, his voice careful

you just shake your head, already starting to turn and run back to somewhere, anywhere because this is stupid and you’re scared

terrified, actually

but sunoo just takes your hand and tugs you backward a bit, almost like a scene from a movie

you do that little twirl back and are face to face with the one and only

“do you … do you like me?” sunoo asks

that’s it

it’s out

you’re ready for your entire friendship with sunoo to come crashing down

“do you?” he repeats softly

you try to pull away but sunoo isn’t having it

he’s still holding onto your hand, gently, of course, and his eyes are boring into yours

you’re too scared to look because you’re afraid of what you’ll find

but when you can’t take it anymore and finally tilt your head up you realize something important

because his eyes aren’t full of disgust

in fact, that’s further from the truth

kim sunoo is staring at you with the biggest heart eyes you’ve ever seen and you’re confused as to how you’ve never seen this sooner

it’s almost like you’re his whole world, and now you can’t fucking breathe

is this real? chat is this fr rn??

your heart’s pounding in your chest so fast and there’s something bursting at your lungs

you nod faintly.  “yes. i like you”

the huge grin that spreads across sunoo's face is everything

he rushes forward to pull you into a gigantic hug, even lifting you up a little as he spins you around and lets out a little happy noise

“i’ve liked you forever, [name], i can’t believe this is real”

what

so u could’ve been dating sunoo before??

“you dork why didn’t you tell me?”

“because you didn’t like me like that!”

BITCH WHAT

“well maybe i was confused” you pipe back

sunoo just laughs, burying his head in your shoulder.  “i’m so happy right now.”

and honestly ?

so are you !!

[reyreadersblog]

i'm actually pissed off.

I am sure everyone in grishaverse fandom has seen this negative review of six of crows. If you don't know who i am talking about..

This, i'm talking about this specific review.

(Go watch it if you haven't but know that it the dumbest review ever)

(I couldn't take a better screenshot, *cough* she didn't deserve it *cough*)

At first when she started critisizing the book, i though "woah.." because it's one of my favourite books, but since everyone has different opinions, i decided to watch the video, in order to understand what she disliked about this book.

I don't know why, but i expected logical a explanation from her, mabye because she is a grown ass woman...

and what came out of this woman's mouth actually shocked me💀

First of all "it's a fucking heist for god's sake" and mabye she has sight problems? Because it litearlly says "six dangerous outcasts. One impossible heist" on the freaking cover so wtf did she expect?

"Do i look like that's something i would enjoy?" (Keep in mind she read the full summary) let me answer your question with a question, are you dumb? It's a ya book about group of teenagers with a heartbreaking past who go on this dangerous heist, if it is something you know you will not enjoy, then why tf did you read it in the first place?

Oh and uhm..this is her bio

She also said "half of the book was written in different laguage" saying that at your grown age is insane...

A. I understand that it is a little difficult to get into it, especially if you haven't read shadow and bone, and i haven't read it so it was a bit hard to understand certian magic elements in the book, but nothing that a human's brain can't comperhend...

B. Saying those kind of things about a YA book is crazy. I've seen her videos before and she is definitley one of those "i can't read a book if there is no smut" kind of reader, (litearlly her bio) so when you are reading a ya book and you decide to critisize it just because there was no smut in it is EMBARASSING, the book is about literal teens with trauma and you expect them to have sex??? DISGUSTING.

C. Soc has one the best romance subplot(s), oh wait let me spell it: S-U-B-P-L-O-T.

Definition:

And again, if you know you're a an adult romance girlie (with a lot of smut) , why are you reading a ya fantasy book with a HINT of romance in it and then start shitting about it??

Atp it's not even a "negative review" it's an insufferable blabbering.

Six of crows is an amazing duology and mabye next time she shouldn't read a book she know she won't like!?!

Like...go read Credence or any book by Penelope Douglas tbh

And leave ya books alone from this fucking smut for god's sake.

[sharksfrommars]

part 4 of Dad Stan! Now with 50% less Stan.

part 1 | last part | next part

Sorry for the surprise portal stan. I’m not actually. Introducing Fiddleford! Ford hasn’t talked to a child in 10 years, he needs the help

hope u enjoy!

Ford freaks tf out trying to find a little girl.

It was a cold, dark night. Ford had no idea where to look. He was running on no sleep and was bleeding through his bandages. All he wanted to do was to stew in his own self loathing, wrap himself in blankets and feel sorry for himself. But he couldn’t do that, not whilst a little girl’s wellbeing was on the line.

The thing is, Ford was sure that Lola wouldn’t want to see him. If she saw him, she’d probably run. He needed help. Not just with finding Lola, but with dealing will Bill as well.  Ford had nothing left, except to grovel to whoever’s left that will hear him out. Right now, there was only one person who could help.

“I don’t wanna speak with you, Stanferd.”

“Look, Fidds please just hear me out”

Fiddleford McGucket didn’t answer until the 4th call, and even then he ended it as soon as he heard Ford speak. Ford kept calling and calling, he supposed his friend must be getting tired of the constant ringing.

“Hear you out about WHAT, Stanferd.” Fiddleford sounded tired. “what could ya POSSIBLY have to say to me?”

“I’m… I’m sorry. I’m sorry Fidds, you were right.”

A beat passed before Fiddleford responded. 

“Who are ya and what have you done with Stanford?”

Ford sighed. “I know, Fidds. I should have listened to you a long time ago. I was… look I was stupid and it took me making the biggest mistake of my life to realise it. But right now, I need your help because there’s a little girl out there lost in the woods-“

“-ya brought a CHILD in’ta this? FORD?”

“I know I know, I’ll explain everything. I just need your help finding her.”

“I’ll be there as soon as I can.”

Ford explained the situation as they trekked through the snow. Thankfully, the blizzard had slowed, and the night seemed almost peaceful. Ford dug up every lump in the snow, hoping Lola was there. Fiddleford didn’t speak until Ford had finished his story.

“Ya done fucked up, Stanferd”

“I know. Lola likely won’t speak to me. I’m hoping she’ll speak to you, though.”

Fiddleford nodded sombrely, and then carried on silently for about 2  hour, only breaking it to occasionally call out for Lola. There was never a response. Ford got more antsy the longer they searched. He’d already killed his brother tonight. He couldn’t bear it if he killed his daughter the same night.

After a while, Fiddleford groaned loudly in frustration.

“this aint Workin’ Ford. She could be miles away. We don’t even know which direction she went. The storm covered up her footprints.”

“We can’t just leave her out here! She could DIE, Fidds!”

“I ain’t saying we leave ‘er. We just gotta think smarter. Imagine yer a little girl-“

“How am I supposed to imagine That?”

“-quiet, Ford. Imagine yer a little girl whose daddy just fell through a hell portal. What’s the thing that ya want the most?”

Ford thought for a moment.

“Instructions on how to get him from the portal?”

Fiddleford smacked Ford over the head.

“No, ya idjit! Ya wanna feel safe. Ya wanna go home and hide in ya blankets and pretend ya just made it up.”

Ford looked beside himself. “She’s going to go home? But Stan said they came from Washington! We’ve gotta get to the bus st-“

Fiddleford smacked Ford again. “Ya said Stanley drove? My guess is she went there.”

Ford bounced on the balls of his feet. It was a decent hypothesis, but Ford couldn’t be certain. And he didn’t know where Stan parked his car. Or if he locked it. Or what it looked like. It seemed unlikely that Stan had the same exact car as they did when they were young.

He explained all this to Fiddleford, who shook his head. 

“We don’t need ta know where she wanted to go, we need the direction she’d wanna go. She can’t go that far. And ya said she’s ‘somewhere between 3 and 8’, which is an insane range by the way.”

“The road!” Ford exclaimed. He grabbed Fiddleford and kissed him, before running off towards the road. Fiddleford took a moment to rub his temples in frustration before following.

The road that lead to Ford’s house was long, quiet and empty. It must have been midnight my now, which Ford could feel. He was incredibly sleep deprived and had numerous major injuries. Ford didn’t know what happened next. He’d nearly killed Lola when Bill took over. All he could do was hope and pray she hadn’t been left out in the snow, all alone. It was his fault, he let a demon into his head. Why, because he was nice to him? Because he told Ford that he was smart? Is that really what his livelihood was worth.

Ford went through plans on getting rid of Bill’s influence on him. Hopefully Fiddleford would have ideas, if he was willing to stick around that long. That’s when he saw a red car in the distance. Stationary, but without snow. The interior lights were on and Ford could hear the gentle grumble of its engine. It was a car he recognised. A car he spent a lot of time in, driving down the beachfront laughing and singing along to the radio. A picture from a time so long ago, when the world was still simple. Ford understood why Lola would feel safe there.

Ford turned to tell Fiddleford, who had also seen the car. He looked at Ford with a mix between shock and joy.

“Reckon that’s it?” Fiddleford said.

“I- he- that’s his car from high school. He never got a new one.”

Fiddleford nodded. “Come on”, he said, “let’s go meet yer niece”

Lola was curled up in the back seat, clutching her stuffed axolotl. She had cried her self to sleep, her cheeks stained with tears. She had wrapped herself in a large jacket that Ford could only assume was Stanley’s. Ford immediately checked her pulse, despite seeing her breathing. He had to be sure.

“She’s… ok. She’s ok” he whispered to himself. He turned to Fiddleford and gave him a hug.

“She’s ok, Fidds.”

Fiddleford patted Ford’s head.

“Yeah she is, Ford. Let’s get her inside.”

Ford drove the Stanley-Mobile, with Fiddleford in the passenger seat. Lola didn’t stir at all, just clutched tighter to Lizard. It was strange, driving Stan’s car. It smelt like him, like the ocean, like summer afternoons spent getting splinters on a rickety old boat. It smelt like cigarettes, like loneliness and regret. He pulled down the sun visor, more out of habit than anything else. He saw the picture that Stan still had taped there. The two of them, back in 1960-something, after a boxing match. They were smiling.

“Is that the two of ya?” Asked Fiddleford. Ford just nodded, not trusting his voice not to crack. He was crying now.

“Ya look alike.”

“We’re twins.” Ford said quietly. “He came out 15 minutes after me. He always said he’d go out the same way”

Fiddleford laid a comforting hand on Ford’s shoulder as he drove into his house.

Fiddleford carried Lola into the house, as Ford rushed to clear his sofa. He got a blanket for her, tucking her in gently, before he sat at the dining table with Fiddleford to have his 12th cup of coffee.

“Ya really gotta drink that much coffee?” Fiddleford said, “Ya gonna piss yerself.” 

“I’ll have you know, I have excellent control of my bladder.” Ford huffed in response. “Besides. I can’t go to sleep. Not until we figure out a way to get bill out of my head.”

So Ford and Fiddleford sat there, brainstorming for an hour. They were both wearing tinfoil hats, after Fiddleford put it out there as a joke. What they needed was unicorn hair. They wouldn’t give it to anyone who wasn’t pure of heart, which already ruled out the both of them. Fiddleford insisted neither of them would work, pointing out each of their flaws. They brainstormed to the early hours, running only on jellybeans and a lot of coffee. 

The rising sun glared through the boarded up windows, and Lola woke up. She looked around, not recognising the space she was in. At least she had Lizard, who she clutched tightly in her arms.

“Uh, Stan?” She called out. “Staaaan! Where are you?”

Lola felt tears well up in her eyes. She only remembered a little of what happened yesterday, most of it being consumed by overwhelming grief and sadness. She got up, and rubbed her eyes, before looking at Lizard.

“I guess it just you and me, lizard” she said, picking up her toy and squeezing it. She decided it was a good time to explore. For that, she’d need a weapon, in case there were bad guys. She wandered about, until she found a long pointy stick. 

“This’ll do. Now let’s go fight bad guys”

Lola wandered about the house, with Lizard in one hand and the stick tightly clenched in the other. She waved it around in front of her like a sword, and walked as quietly as she could.

“Lizard. This is Stan’s Evil Twin’s house. I forgot his name.” She whispered. “He hurt Stan so I hate him. I think we should kill him”

Lizard said nothing, as to be expected from

A stuffed animal. Lola took the silence as agreement.

“We have to be careful though. And brave like Stan said.”

Lizard continues his silence, as Lola stared deeply into his derpy face. A grave expression crossed her.

“It’s ok if you’re scared, Lizard. I can be brave for both of us.”

Lola’s stomach grumbled. She was hungry. Usually Stan would make her Stancakes for breakfast when she was sad. But Stan was-

Lola started to cry. She wanted Stan to give her a big warm hug. To kiss her forehead and tell her everything’s going to be alright. But Stan wasn’t here. He was taken by the portal in the basement. And now Lola was all alone, no one else in the world there to look after her. 

The image of Stan falling through the portal was burned in her mind. It was like a nightmare. She remembered the terrifying look of Stan’s Brother’s face, the horrible laugh. She stopped walking and bawled, curling up with Lizard. She heard footsteps approaching, and looked up to see a man she had never seen before. He was tall, blond and skinny, with dorky glasses on. He looked friendly, but Lola was on edge. She got her stick and pointed it at the man.

“Well, that’s a lovely stick ya got there, little miss!” The man said, wearing a gentle smile. “Are ya ok? You look like you could do with a hug.”

“My dad said not to hug strangers.” Lola said. The man laughed.

“Ya dad’s probably right. How’s about I introduce myself. Is that ok?” 

Lola considered this. She didn’t know him, and didn’t have a reason to trust him. But Stan wasn’t there, and she really did want a hug. The man kept his distance. Clearly he didn’t want to make Lola uncomfortable. She hugged lizard tighter, as she nodded.

“My name’s Fiddleford Hadron McGucket. I’m a researcher, and I got a little boy at home, about your age.”

“That’s a stupid name.” Lola said. “Are you friends with the Evil Twin?”

Fiddleford laughed. “I guess you could say that. But Ford ain’t evil.” Lola glared.

“He built a portal to hell, and then he pushed Stan there. He’s evil.”

Fiddleford’s face softened. “He didn’t do that cus he’s evil. He got tricked. What’s your name, little miss?”

Lola looked at Lizard. “My name is Lola Pines, I’m 5 years old. Stan said that means I’m a big girl now, so don’t mess with me”

Fiddleford nodded. “Yeah I can tell! You’re mighty threatening’ with that sword of yours.”

“It’s a stick.” Lola said matter of factly.

“Oh. Of course. What’s your axolotl friend’s name?”

Lola held lizard closer. “His name is lizard. He scared of strangers, so don’t touch him. Only me and Stan is allowed.”

Fiddleford didn’t dare go closer to her. He asked Lola questions, and listened to her rambling answers. It was clear that she was no fan of Ford, who she consistently insisted was “possessed by a hell demon”. Fiddleford didn’t quite know how to change her mind on that one, seeing as it was completely true. 

They’d spent the entire night fixing up Project Mentem, and reprogramming it to encrypt Ford’s mind so Bill couldn’t access it. They weren’t sure how effective it would be, but the plan was to encrypt Ford’s mind so he could sleep so they could make a better plan. One that included unicorn hair, which they both reasoned would require Lola. If a 5 year old child wasn’t pure of heart enough, then they had no chance. 

“Mr gucket?” Lola asked, breaking Fiddleford from his thoughts. She had crawled onto his lap without him noticing. That was a good sign.

“Yes, miss Lola?” He replied.

“Can you help me to rescue Stan?”

Fiddleford’s heart sank. He didn’t want to re open the portal, he knew what was waiting for them on the other side. He wasn’t sure anyone could survive it. He knew he should explain that to her, but deep down, Fiddleford had always been a coward.

“Lola…” he started, stuttering for what to say.

“Lizard has a plan. But we need a grown up’s help.”

“…you should ask Ford.”

Lola looked at Fiddleford like he was stupid.

“Ford is EVIL. He’s working with the demon! Weren’t you listening?”

Lola had mentioned this ‘demon’ at least 5 times now. Fiddleford brushed it off as a little kid’s fears at first, but the more she mentioned it, the more it felt…off somehow. 

“This demon” Fiddleford started, “what’s he like?”

Lola looked up at Fiddleford, as if she had something to say. Then her tummy grumbled.

“I’m hungry.” She said.

[lambmotifz]

tell me! when in your spn watch did you stop and went "huh" for those brothers? how was your journey to wincest land? 🤍

(gurl it's winpocalypse here unfortunately tumblr doesn't give sideblogs the power to send asks lol that's why i never send any :(

honestly, i got into wincest because of the mostly unpopular reasons—at the time i joined the fandom at least. most of the people were shipping it because of “sam being insane”, but i’ve always interpreted his “insane” actions in s3-4 as a consequence of trauma & guilt. i never saw sexual wincest as anything but a very much one sided dynamic & mostly coming from dean and his treatment/views of sam. i remember watching the show for the first time and being weirded tf out by how physically touchy and possessive towards sam he was. the way he’s obsessed with feminizing sam (which, turns out, was intentional because the writers openly & blatantly compared sam to a girl/wife in the context of their dynamic). dean basically claiming sam as his bitch in that one scene in prison (yeah that’s very brotherly ig). his smug smile when henriksen says sam is like bonnie to his clyde. he’s such a freak i love him :)

also playthings (of course). it was the first time when i’ve thought of the possibility of these two actually getting sexual. dean manhandles drunk sam on the bed and sam arches his back and pushes his ass out (completely obliviously mind you) and then the scene immediately cuts to dean looking at him with this…unreadable expression. i’ve never been the same after seeing playthings

ahbl was also a big part why i got into wincest. dean selling his soul & bringing sam back to life was one of the most romantic yet cruelest things he ever did: sam finally managed to “get out” of the life he never wanted (even if it meant dying), only to be forced back into it again because his obsessive brotherhusband can’t live without him. it’s so deliciously tragic but also romantic in a twisted dean coded way, i am forever in love with late s2-s3 angst

and then i watched sex & violence aka THE wincest episode. something something sam is a little brother but also a lover and a wife all in one (i giggled when they made a parallel between him and the woman who was killed by her husband while he was under the siren’s influence. kripke wasn’t even trying to be subtle!). sam is something dean desires most which could mean nothing, except the whole episode is extremely freudian & sexually charged and there are plenty of delicious metaphors

and then the show pretty much confirmed wincest to me with dean’s “whatever it is” ♡

[faerromagnetic]

Harrow the Ninth, Thoughts part 3

Finished the book! Harrow wasn't even insane, everyone was just gaslighting her. Gideon the First WAS attacking her. Ianthe was lying all the time, because Harrow told her to do so. Augustine and Mercy were lying to keep their cover, Johnny G. was lying because he also didn't know anything, even Harrow was lying to herself.

I understand, why both Lyctors had to kill John. But the consequences of what they'll do is insane. Obliterate 9 planets. Kill, likely Billions of People, Again. Who's to say killing off all life in a planet post ressurection won't make another Ressurection Beast to wreck havoc in the Universe. In an awful way, Mercy and Augustine are recreating the sin that John did. With likely the same consequences.

I can't agree with killing the Emperor, yes he deserves to die, but the price of doing so would have been too steep. I'd lock him in a tomb, and have him empower Dominicus for eternity. Killing John, and Dominicus in turn leads the nine houses to be put under the control of Augustine or Mercy, and through that connection, the Blood of Eden.

We don't even know who tf the Blood of Eden is! For all we know they're Fanatics and Zealots. With a name like that I'd bet money on them hyper religious freaks and Zealots. Probably some Brotherhood of Steel, Adeptus Mechanicus style cult. Likely the type to uncritically worship Nostalgia and the Past.

I'd stick with John honestly. Maybe John Gohn could be better one day, and I HOPE he was telling the truth about his regrets. If he didn't, well fuck him then. Warhammer 40k had the right idea for God Emperors. Turn the bastard into a living battery. I think, a part of Jod was hoping the 8 in GtN, would crack the formula. Maybe that's why he was hoping they would take it slow, do it with years of study and preparation. So, I can't really hate Ianthe for what she did. Or maybe, I just fell for Jaius Gaius sad wet cat act.

Also, Harrow and Gideon definitely opened the stupid tomb. Gideon found Harrow in the Tomb. So Alecto was definitely released. Maybe, partially? But she's still out there, somewhere. Maybe the girl living with Camilla. Who knows

I am, so very very happy I got my prediction about the Sleeper right. Once I realized Gideon was alive and consciousness inside Harrow, there was only one suspect. Gideon's Mom. Where else was a friggin Haz Suit ever mentioned except the one her Mom was found in. Considering Palamedes mentioned that you bring your last memory with you when you died, of course her Mom remembered being in a Haz Suit

[heta-micronomics]

i need you to say more words about Brutal Force Of Nature Sun Sealand

Okay so I had a good, well-formulated answer to this that Tumblr decided to delete. So, this is going to be the unpolished version. It may or may not make sense. I am not liable for any confusion that may arise. I am exhausted but want to talk about my Little Freak of Nature. This is likely not what you want, Anon, but it's what's coming out of my stream of consciousness.

There's actually a lot of background context to this that's been built upon in my micronation server, and specifically with @iced-coffeebean. But to understand what I mean in passing, I think it's important to grasp the foundations of how I view and characterize the micros.

1. They are basically their base nation's traits boiled down into their simplest form and shoved into a small package. Like espresso but with personality.

2. Given their general instability as personifications, the above factor can cause frequent issues. They are stuck in a schrödinger's box of existence. Are they human? Nation? Neither? Whatever tf Niko Niko was? I like to think that while full nations have a stronger connection to the people—since there's so many more of them—micros are more closely tied to their land (or medium of existence, in cases like Ladonia and Aerica). They all have an innate inhumanness that differs from a nation's inhumanity.

You also need to know some things about Sealand and my interpretation.

1. I interpret his manga panels to imply he is not technically the personification of Sealand alone, but of the actual structure. So, he used to be H.M. Fort Roughs, a Maunsell Sea Fort designed to defend England erected in 1943.

2. His canon characterization shows he's prone to fighting before asking questions, having an opportunistic nature (including a colonialism habit) and being kind of an ass in general. Like he means well! He does! He's just a jerk about it at times. He's also incredibly determined and, for better or worse, will not give up.

3. The actual Principality of Sealand was created on the basis of self-determination and personal liberties. They basically said "fuck you" to BBC and turned their ideas of a pirate radio station into an actual state. It is important to note that today, Michael Bayes emphasizes that Sealand is not anti-Britain. This more or less is a continuity of Sealandic history, though it has been strained at times.

When you combine these things—in my head, at least—you get someone who was literally created to never back down. He was designed and implemented to stand guard for as long as he needed to, and it succeeded! The fort is still in working shape, albeit a bit worn down. It no longer drives people insane (a phenomenon known as "fort madness").

Character-wise, he defaults to friendly diplomacy unless spooked, like with Seborga, or pushed to aggression like with Ladonia or TRNC. He tried to always present himself as a leader who knows what's best for everyone, even if he really doesn't. His methods are pushy and borderline obnoxious, but it's really not too surprising.

He takes after England, after all. He's his grandiose personality consolidated into a tiny "state". He's a can of Campbell's Condensed Big Ego Soup.

So. He's by nature built to never fail, to stand his ground no matter what, to be imposing and do his job. He has no problem resorting to threat and violence (which he's very capable of) if he deems it necessary. But nevertheless less he wants the best for everyone. He has friends and he wants them to succeed, though he supports them even when they fail. He's the reason the micronations formed a group at all. He is their Sun, and he's aware of it because he forced himself into that position.

I like to think that, at least on some level, he does so out of obligation as well as arrogance. He was built for it. He's "real", so isn't it his responsibility to lead and take charge? Who could do it better? He was born a shield and remains a tool despite his self-proclaimed independence.

I hope this makes sense. I doubt it does, to be honest. I don't feel well in general and spent most of today a bit hungover, so my Sealand thoughts aren't too coherent atm.

TL;DR: Sealand was built to survive and protect at all costs. He does, but he's an asshole. He's England but if you steeped him too long in a tiny teapot.

[sturnioz]

broo, honestly im so sorry to heat about people being bitches, ur honestly so so sweet and i visit ur page everyday cause even just reading your reply to asks makes me chuckle and giggle, bro i even have notifs from you cause i dont wanna miss something honestly you should be so proud of ur platfrom on here and you should ignore the haters, honestly aswell people to copy your shit w no credit have no self respect. ANYWAYS i love your stuff so much and your so so so good at writing honestly whenever i try to read sm else fics they dont bang the same for me. Love u 🪱

i love you <3 ngl this whole situation has freaked me tf out cos the influx of hate abt me with fratboy!chris has been insane and i am panicking LMAO.

i just wanna quickly say that no, i do not own the frat au universe at all. you are absolutely allowed to do whatever you please with it. please create as many frat aus as your heart desires.

my issue, personally, was seeing writers that were doing frat aus and using my version of fratboy!chris — or writing something eerily similar that made me be like oh.. ok :( without credits.

i purposefully made fratboy!chris absolutely fucking mean and refusing to give shy!reader hardly any affection cos i thought that would be something different and new cos usually, in frat aus i've seen for different fandoms, they make fratboy!(character/person) mean to everyone but the reader and i just kinda wanted to switch that up and make something different. so when i come online and see something similar written by someone else, im just very :( aw man :|

i've said this multiple times before and i'll happily say it again. i LOVE knowing that i've inspired people to write. like thats fucking crazy ?? and so fucking cool ?? love that shit. and i'd be totally fucking ok if someone wrote something of mine and put "inspired by @/sturnioz" at the end without telling me beforehand cos its like a lil gift lmao. like i'd love that.

sorry that this reply is so long and jumbled, ive been very overstimulated with everything that has happened. please... with anything that i've written that anyone has felt inspired by, please credit me. thats all i ask.

[gisele0127]

Hi ! Can I request a nagi x reader oneshot in which they’re playing horror games plssss

Notes: Hi yes of course! It’s a little rushed at the end but i hope it’s okay! not proof read sorry :(

Scared to death • nagi x reader

you and nagi are currently playing video games on roblox at his house. reo was there earlier but left because he had to go study for history or something. you weren’t really paying attention because then again you were playing on your phone. nagi loves playing video games together, you even convinced him to play royale high once. you and reo were never really into video games until you both met nagi. but now you and nagi have arcade dates, and even dates on random roblox servers while the two of you facetime. on this particular night you two happen to be playing something scary, since right before you guys were watching a scary movie. so why not continue the horror theme tonight?

ミ★ 1:54am - you both have school in the morning yet here you two are still going at it. nagi is so into the game that when a jumpscare comes on your usually calm and collected boyfriend screams out bloody murder. it snaps you back to reality and here you are about to piss your pants from laughing so hard. nagi just rolls his eyes and pouts saying “this is why you’re supposed to go first not me”. you laugh even more at how nagi is just a big baby. you can’t wait to tell reo later and both tease him about it in the morning. you both get back into the game and you are in front, per nagis request.

ミ★ 3:08am - you and nagi are still playing video games, but you’re terrified. so you finally tell him that you’ve had enough and you’re starting to feel a little tired. “sei im a little tired I think I might go home” nagi looks at you confused and hurt by your confession. “not at this time you’re not. you’re asking to get kidnapped.” you finally look at the time and that’s when you shriek. “It’s 3 in the morning?!” “yup” “and you knew?!” “yup” “we have school in a couple of hours” “yup”. you wanted to slap your boyfriend so hard until you heard a creek come from down the hall of nagis apartment. “sei I thought you lived alone” “I thought so too” gosh sometimes your boyfriend was too annoying. “maybe you should make sure just in case” “hmm no sounds like a hassle” you hear another noise come from the hallway, and that’s it you’re freaked tf out. You run to nagi who’s been laying on his bed and jump on him. he lets out a loud “oof” in response. “hey what was that for!?” “if I’m about to get murdered I want to at least die in your arms so we can stay together forever 😍🤞”. nagi looks at you annoyed, “I’m sure no one is here maybe that game is making you go mental. you know it’s clinically proven that cuddles can cure the insane”. now it’s your turn to look annoyed but that quickly goes away when you see a figure at the entrance of his doorway. you quickly put your head down under the covers and nagi looks at you confused until he sees what you just saw. “WHAT THE FUCK TAKE HER NOT ME” nagi pushes you closer to the intruder until the lights switch on.

Reo.

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?” you both say in union. “what am I doing here? what are you doing here y/n? do your parents know you’re out here making babies past curfew?” you could pass out from how scared you were until you realize two things. nagi pushed you towards the murderer and your parents are definitely pissed. eh you’ll worry about the second part in the morning. you get off of nagi pissed that your boyfriend could do such a thing. and that’s when nagi asks “what are you doing here at 3 in the morning?” “oh. I wanted to cosplay middle class. I had a nightmare and wanted to experience it first hand”. that’s reo for you.

ミ★ 4:12 am - reos sleeping on the floor while you and nagi are on his bed. you’re still mad from earlier until nagi moves a piece of your hair from your face. “you’re cute when you’re scared.” “yea and you’re cuter when you’re not sacrificing your girlfriend.” nagi rolls his eyes and pulls you closer.

“I’ll make it up to you, love”

[nab3rries]

hi hi hi!! because there is a distinct LACK of op shifters, could you tell us a little bit about your dr? i need something to geek out over i fear

hi hiii! i have more than one op dr, because the one piece world is very vast and also i have many ideas. the dr that i wrote about in my “zoro perspective” post is NOT going to be the dr i write about now because it is still very much bare bones and like.. i am very uncertain about it all the time lol. so i’ll go with the safer option.

    ⅋.   ⑅     ₊  𓂃   my pirate witch desired reality  .  .  .ᐟ

in this op dr, everything important starts the day of gol d. roger’s execution (because of course it does). i, an 18 year old ex-celestial dragon, attend the execution, and when i’m going back to my dinghy boat (that i stole from marines because Fuck Them), a 16 year old Shanks—who for some reason found me interesting—is like. hey can you give me a lift. i need to get tf outta here. and he’s like. devastated. little guy sounds so fucking sad. so i’m like. yeah sure.

and so we set off sailing. and i am a funny funny woman who manages to cheer up this budding alcoholic, so he really takes a liking to me. we arrive at a lowkey island nearby loguetown to eat and the owner and staff of the restaurant we eat in can’t keep their mouths shut and keep insulting roger, so we leave without paying (because only pirates don’t pay) and run away to my little boat after the owner chases after us. giggling and shit. and on a sunny day, three days after we’ve met, shanks is like. i want to form my own pirate crew. wanna join? and i say HELL YES . boom the red hair pirates are born.

and shanks is chill. he’s in no rush, despite just losing his only damn father figure, and the crew that raised him, and all that tragic shit. so we just keep sailing around the east blue, dine and dashing, wearing stupid hawaiian shirts, getting drunk at bars, yada yada yada. one day i ask shanks what purpose i will serve in his pirate crew when he recruits more people and he tells me that most pirates are ugly as shit because they don’t take care of themselves but that he believes i could never be ugly and that i will be the pretty face to look at (OK ??????? OKAYYYYY????? WHATTT?????(acting like i didn’t script this).

jokes aside, i know navigation, i worked as a seamstress for over a decade, and i WILL be a witch (and the strongest pirate on the seas, but don’t tell people that or they’ll try to fight me to take the title). so like. i have a place, always. i am NOT the first mate, because i could never that away from benn beckman, so i’m . the jack of all trades. the ace card (haha ace).

now. about the witch stuff. this is very much NOT op canon, and i could not care less. its a dr. i can do whatever i want. Haki is NOT magic. Haki is a mysterious power that allows individuals to harness their own spiritual energy, right? So about 2-3 years into the crews formation, i realize that i uh. do not possess the ability to do haki stuff. my spiritual energy does not respond. and i’m like tf? i though this was for everyone? turns out i’m a freak of nature. you see, to do magic in this reality, one must give up their haki. its a whole process. the whole logic is that, magic is inherently overpowered. you think conquerors haki is dangerous? try facing a fucking witch in this reality. luckily for non-witch people, giving up your haki also means you’re gonna go fucking crazy in half a decade after. full on. no sanity left. unfortunately for witches, haki is the only healthy way in which a person can channel their spiritual energy. magic is more powerful, sure, but it erodes your insides, burns you up, eats your brain—it acts weirdly as a parasite. you are condemned to a life of insanity and suffering, and your whole body is working against you. still, these witches live. still, they could take on a couple supernova pirate crews at once and get out alive, but they are unstable and do more damage to themselves, really. its the one piece gods’ way of saying “don’t ask more than what you can handle”.

but i’m not like that. as i said, i am a freak of nature (and more on it later). i never got the chance to give up my haki. i was born without the ability. i don’t have a haki presence, aura, whatever tf, and it really freaks out people when they can’t pick me out with their observation haki lololol. the thing with magic is that, if you have supreme control over your body—every muscle, vein, pump of blood, every neuron in your brain, your genes, your inner organs, everything—you can get away with magic. it cannot corrupt you, because you are its superior. power of yourself is power over the world. and i, resident freak of nature, am capable of this (if you’ve read dune, or watched it, this is very much inspired by the bene gesserit). so i can use magic to channel my spiritual energy. and i’m powerful asf!!! yay!!!!! (did any of this bit make sense???? i really hope it did haha)

moving on from all of this. my s/o is shanks. if you didn’t see this coming, idk what to tell you. the man is gorgeous and lovely and i love him very much. i haven’t scripted when we’ll become a thing because i will literally shift to the day after he asks me to join the crew and i just want it to happen organically without spoiling myself. and when we eventually make it to foosha village, we will adopt tf outta luffy i swear to god. THAT BOYYYY IS MY SON!!!!. we will be a married couple with a kid we left in a village on the other side of the world (just realized how shit this sounds omg)

so far i’ve only thought of my dynamic with shanks so ig i’ll say more about that too. me and shanks are (not actually) dumb and dumber. i will enable this man so much its the reason why benn goes grey at age 40. idk i just like the idea of doing stupid shit with this man. especially when we’re young like… its chaos galore. also we will be THE power couple. we are so sexy. anyway

                                                           𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

i feel like i rambled a lot but didn’t actually say much. i didn’t exactly detail my backstory because that is territory i have not yet ventures into (i am too lazy to script), and there isn’t much “plot” for this dr because shanks literally is the chillest mf like . we visit a whole lotta places ig????? idk i’m just along for the ride in this dr ahha so not much to say there either.

hope this was still satisfactory though. if you took time out of your day to read this, thank you thank youuu!!

[stargirlexie]

I felt bad about not posting for so long and kinda just forgetting that tumblr existed so here’s the update!! NOT PROOFREAD SORRY

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Human_planet New Post: Tue. June 10. 3:36pm

I turn 18 tomorrow and I’m scared chat. Also I haven’t died but the guy hasn’t stopped screaming so I’ve come to the conclusion that a demon is now trapped in my body so that’s….cool ig. I probably won’t post for a bit bc birthday stuff but yeah Anyways I’ll keep y’all updated as usual

Human_planet New Post: Sat. June 22. 3:22 am

So I talked to him today. Or rather I guess I thought at him? I didn’t even know if it would work, could the demon trapped in my body hear my thoughts? It would make sense but nothing’s really made sense since I ate that god damn finger. I don’t even know why I ate it. I really could have gotten 50 bucks somewhere else but nooooo I just had to be silly and goofy and EAT A GOD DAMN DEMON FINGER. Holy shit why did I have to be like this? Now I have some angry man screaming at me at all times. I can’t even get away from the bastard when I sleep. NO THAT MOTHER FUCKER IS IN MY DREAMS!!!! I know I constantly post and complain about him but damn he’s annoying give me a break. So anyways yeah I talked to him. I was a tad bit high and I just wanted to chill without him screaming and so I said…or thought? Idfk I’m just going to say said because that was kinda how it went down but it was all in my head you know? So I was chilling on my bed and he just kept screaming on and on and on about how he needs to get back into his body and that he’ll kill me as soon as he as a body and that he’s the strongest and blah blah blah the usual stuff and I was tired of it! Like Jesus man I know you don’t have lungs but take a breather damn. So I talked to him. I said “hey can you like shut the fuck up? It’s really annoying that you keep screaming at me all the time” and he was surprised?? Like mf did you not know I could hear you? Were you just screaming into the void? Damn I’m not even that determined to just rant. But anyways he freaks out about how I can hear him and I freak out about how he didn’t know and we both kinda freaked out. But now he’s quiet. I think he’s pondering. I don’t know if he can hear all my thoughts but if he can I don’t think that’s very fair. Like I only hear what he’s “saying” to me not everything he thinks. But I’ll ask him about it later. It’s late and I need sleep. I’ll update you guys later! Love you guys and thanks for not saying I’m insane or smth like that. BYEEE

Human_planet new post: Mon. June 24. 4:15pm.

He started talking again. And thank god no more screaming. So last night he started talking again and we had an actual conversation and I found out a few things. One is that he has a name and it’s sukuna??? Weird name but I don’t judge. Hell I have a weird name tf kind of name is Venus? He was talking about things called curses and that he’s apparently the strongest curse ever? If you ask me the strongest curse wouldn’t be a finger but that’s just me. Oh I also found out that he can’t hear all my thoughts only the ones that are directed at him so that’s comforting I guess. That’s it so far. I know it not a big update but it’s all I have right now. I’ll keep y’all updated. BYEE

Human_planet New Post: Tue. June 25th. 6:37pm

Sukuna was NOT happy about me saying his name was weird and that he wasn’t actually the strongest curse ever so this is my apology bc he wanted me to make a written apology. I’m sorry sukuna :( you’re not weak just bc you were stuck in a finger things just happen sometimes. Also your name isn’t weird I guess.

Ok now that I have all that out of the way I can give y’all an update! Uhhh nothings really happened if I’m gonna be honest. Sukuna got mad at me bc I called him kuna so now I call him that just to piss him off, I personally think I deserve to be a little annoying after TWO WEEKS of nonstop screaming. A little nickname won’t hurt him. Uhh when he’s not screaming or threatening me he’s pretty alright I guess. I think I’m growing on him because now he gets annoyed if I don’t talk to him for too long. Though I guess if I was stuck in some kids body with no one else I’d want them to talk to me too. The annoying part is that he’s probably the most egotistical bitch I’ve ever met. He says he’s earned his ego but honestly it’s too damn big. Bro really got booty hurt because I told him that if he wanted to be all big and bad he should’ve not gotten himself stuck in a finger. That was a few hours ago and he’s still sulking. Was I really that mean? He told me he would skin me alive if he could! Ugh he pisses me off. He keeps being all cryptic about his past and idk if that makes me nervous or not. Anyways I’m hungry and he keeps grumbling about how since we have the same body he can feel it too. I’m gonna go eat dinner bye guys!

[squeakyleftsneaker]

Watching Voltron for the 1st Time: S2 Ep. 5-7

I am having a very productive weekend. If you're new here, hi, Epic Backstory HERE, but if you're not trying to read allat, I'm Shoe and I fear the disdain of a 12yo more than I care about my spare time so I am watching this show so that the 12yo I tutor will Believe In Me. I'm making progress in my show viewing! We're doing this!

I MIGHT Be An Enjoyer

Keith and Lance's pool adventure is MAGNIFICENT.

2 guys up a shaft together half naked. Hm. Maybe don't plug that into google. I won't be held responsible for your search history.

I've never heard Steven Yeun deliver a line on this show more passionately than "Stupid Altean pools." THE PATHOS!

I need a language learning app that tries to kill me, maybe that's how I'll finally learn Arabic

I just noticed Shiro's winged eyeliner looks particularly fierce in this episode teach me your ways king

"Color-coded of course, because what are we, animals?" PIDGE YOU ARE MY GOAT

Did had a giggle about the Taujeerean being UNCONVINCED by this 4 lion business

KEITH AND ALLURA HEART TO HEART ABOUT GALRA "One life means nothing to Zarkon"/"It means a lot to me"

I like these two as a duo, they're both very similar crazy people with 0 forethought and high emotional intensity. They match each other's freak in insanity. That's where they help each other realize why this is so stupid. "You're irreplaceable to the team!" "But so are you" yeah dumb dumbs. Now go grab your damn friends! (Oh whoops they blew up their ship)

AHHHH THE RED LION GOING TO NAB THEM? SICK

WAIT THE CALLBACK TO THE FIRST EPISODE "Good to have you back"/"Good to be back" but with the roles reversed STOP THAT'S SUCH A CUTE NOD

Shiro is really a little bit of a control freak eh? Love the Black Lion saying "Fuck you and your comfort zone"

MALLLLLLLLLLLL MALL IN SPACE SPACE MALL? MALL COP IN SPACE? THEY'RE COOKING WITH GAS ON THIS I FEAR

WOW THEY BACKGROUNDS IN THIS SHOW ARE STUNNING

Wow Shiro finally opened up and trusted the Black Lion and accepted he couldn't just command her AND THEN SHE BACKED HIM TF UP THAT'S SO FUCKING NICE

Lance's fountain dophin adventures gave me joy

COW

But This? This I Do NOT Enjoy

WHY IS HUNK ALWAYS THE BUTT OF THE JOKE MAN

So. They just give the game away with how Zarkon is tracking them immediately. Which. Again. WHY? It ruins all the tension! That's something you could have us as an audience come to a slow creeping and unsettling realization with the Paladins, not just tell us straight up. Having some mystery and intrigue is good! We don't need to know everything all the time! We can learn and theorize too!

10000 years being the timeframe of this show is crazy and I wish they'd delve into it more than they do. 10000 years is. We have no conception of what humans will look like 10000 years into the future. I know the show won't delve into the batshitness of operating on this big a timescale and I wanted to whine about that

This episode really fails to make us feel for the plight of the Taujeereans. Which I think sucks! I wish they'd been a bit more sympathetic to them, I get that it's hard to humanize a creature designed to be very different from humans but like. Try! It's your show! And the stakes of Keith and Allura not being there to help would feel so much more REAL when the people in peril are given narrative importance and care.

GAHHHH THE RED LION BIT WOULD'VE BEEN SUCH A FIERCE REVEAL OF HOW ZARKON WAS TRACKING THEM IF THEY HADN'T GIVEN IT AWAY RIGHT THEN THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING. Like. I WISH we hadn't been shown Zarkon + Witchy Legend In Sick Outfit talking about how they were using the Black Lion because it took oomph out of the Red Lion going to grab Keith AND the subsequent realization that they were using the Black Lion.

There's a lot of great moment to moment details about this show. I think it's got a lot going for it in that sense. But there's just such a struggle with pacing and exposition and escalating stakes and all of those are connected! I feel like parts are really rushed, parts are really dragged out, and it just feels like a lot of the overall planning here could've used a few more passes.

Another minor pet peeve. Planets are round because gravity crushes em down. There is 0 way that planet where Zarkon is from would be that shape and then STAY THAT SHAPE???? I NEED HELP

Why are there 2 genres of bathroom in space ALIENS SHOULD NOT CONFORM TO BINARY GENDER THEY'RE FUCKING ALIENS

I've noticed a lot of stuff gets brought up and then never comes back. I hope they're playing the long game but I am beginning to fear for the worst.

PLEASE SHOW LESS LORE DUMPS AS LONG DETAILED EXPOSITION FROM CHARACTERS, MORE LETTING THEM DO THINGS AND NOT STAND AROUND AND TALK! TRUST IN YOUR STORYTELLING ABILITIES AND AUDIENCE!

Very excited to see the Blade or Marmots again. I love marmots (I'm joking), very excited to meet Keith's alien parents, these next episodes will be GOOD FUCKING FOOD I CAN FEEL IT

[batsplat]

i’ve been into motorsports for..arounddd a year? and only got into tennis in the last couple months and i would like to tell you i really enjoy reading your posts about these things! i think you are very knowledgeable, I always get something interesting out of your posts. How did you get into these sports/how long have you been a fan?

that's really kind, thank you <3

i started playing tennis when i was like four years old, though i started taking it more seriously when i was around nine and that's probably also the time when i got more invested as a viewer. so uh... idk i didn't get into it, it's always just been part of my life. got my coaching license when i was fourteen, played for clubs + tournaments, spent most of my teenage summers on a tennis court every day either playing or coaching, played for my uni team etc. my mum's a tennis fan (albeit fairly casually at the time) so she got me to try it out, i enjoyed a bunch of different sports but for whatever reason that's the one that stuck. something about the one-on-one nature probably, also even as a kid i was really into the tactical flexibility and being able to choose yourself how to construct your technique. kinda a control freak sport i reckon

motogp would've been 2016, an auspicious year to join in some ways... i'd started following it quite casually around the time i was moving to a foreign country for the first time,, where i knew nobody, complete blank slate etc etc. i'd stumbled across motogp in quite a roundabout way, enjoying motocross youtube videos and like... probably went on the wikipedia page for what kind of motorcycle racing sports there are, idk lol. i just liked having a new interest when moving abroad, something that was completely For Myself and i wasn't going to discuss with anyone but just gave me something to get kinda excited about. different from tennis because obviously i play that myself and i talk a lot about it with my family and players and coaches and my high school maths teacher and i also watch matches with other people... which is great!! lots of fond memories with a lot of different people over the years!! but idk i do get discourse fatigue sometimes, so it's nice having a sport where it's like... if something in motogp pisses me off, i can just completely ignore it for three months and literally nobody will ask me about it or tease me or anything. shout out to me having to rock up to 7:30 am training on the monday after medvedev lost that ao 2024 final, love leaving the house at 6:20 to whack balls and pretend like i don't still want to blow my brains out over the match that is the main topic of conversation that morning

uhh as for what actually got me into motogp specifically... it was that tried and tested combo of 1) really not sure this sport should be legal what tf, and 2) wow they sure do keep referencing a lot of backstory i am completely unfamiliar with. as somebody who obviously also enjoys plenty of non-sports fandoms, there was something immediately appealing about coming across a sport with quite so much Lore that was also generally just insane. like i just did all these google sprees where you initially feel like you're being fed a new bonkers fact every minute, i love researching stuff, it's a sport that ends up almost doubling as a fun lil puzzle to pick at. and over the off-season 2016-17 where i was on the cusp of getting PROPER invested, i watched some old races based on like. reddit recommendations (race replays were WAY harder to find back then if you couldn't afford videopass lemme tell u). and one of the first ones i was actually able to access was due to some kind soul in september 2016 uploading one of those crappy 'i'm trying to avoid this getting copyright struck' streams of laguna seca 2008 with the beloved eurosport commentary. forty eight minutes and four seconds later i was a changed person. i was invested for life. extremely fortuitous timing with that upload tbh like idk if i would have stuck with the sport to the same extent if i hadn't been able to watch THAT exact race at that exact time. eye opening moment because it's like... the exact stuff i enjoy about tennis, this one-to-one tactically intricate excruciatingly tense psychologically vicious confrontation meets soul exorcism etc etc etc... like even with minimal backstory you watch it and you can TELL how much it matters, the commentary explains why what you're watching is unusual + surprising, what's going on strategically, this role reversal dynamic between the duellists, the emotional stakes of both sides... and then you watch how both parties act after the race like... yes haha yes (sickos). motogp uploading the aborted handshake attempt way back in 2008 changed lives. so obviously i immediately became fond of the surly australian git going :| throughout the post-race proceedings. few things in life i adore more than a sore loser

[37-shadows-in-a-trenchcoat]

Hello, you FREAKS. Its me, the ORIGINAL Shadow, here to. Yap about shit. I guess.

This blog is created by me, however apparently every single other version of me in the multiverse has to use this aswell. I genuinely don't know why. Best guess i have, is that the universe hates me. All versions of me. Or whatever.

This blog is mostly because I'm bored as shit, and also I need to put my insanity SOMEWHERE. So, im subjecting YOU GUYS to it. Also, feel free to ask questions n stuff. Actually, most of this will be me answering questions. Probably. I dunno.

I'd list my name, sexuality, pronouns, species, current home, stuff like that, but it varies a LOT, so...I guess I can just drop mine, and leave the option for any other versions of me to add their bullshit?

Shadow Prime, obviously, but I'll sign off my bullshit with like. OG!Shadow. AroAce, She/her or They/them, Living Shadow. I'm the original, and obviously the best. Uhhh what else. Oh yeah. I'm like. 45. Old as shit for you humans, pretty damn young for my species. So fuck off. My home is TECHNICALLY the Shadow Realm, however I visit Earth a bunch. Basically 50/50. [-OG!Shadow]

Sleep Paralysis Demon Shadow. SPD!Shadow. Aroace. They/Them, It/Its. Sleep Paralysis Demon. I don't remember. How old I. Am. Over 100. At least. I don't. Have a home. I go wherever. The sleep paralysis takes me. [-SPD!Shadow]

Hiya! NatGeo Shadow here! I guess the short of that would be NG!Shadow? I dunno. I've never really thought that hard about sexuality and all that jazz! I suppose AroAce sounds about right! Any and all pronouns are fine! I'm actually not sure what I am! Closest thing to describe me would be Living Shadow, but I'm far beyond the concept of species! I have no age, either! Been around a VERY long time though! I'm what humans call a Nomad! Don't got a home! I go where I'm needed! [-NG!Shadow]

Okay seriously whats up with NG!Shadow. Like. What the fuck. [-DT!Shadow]

You learn not to question it. [-OG!Shadow]

>:3 [-NG!Shadow]

Greetings. Shadow Goddess Shadow, SG!Shadow for short. AroAce, They/She. Living Shadow turned Goddess. 348. I live in the Land of the Gods. [-SG!Shadow]

:0 THERES A VERSION OF US THATS A GOD??? ADDRESS. IMMEDIATELY. I NEED TO ADD YOU TO THE SHADOWPEDIA. [-NG!Shadow]

Why do they sound so. Shudders. Responsible. Wait, Shadowpedia?? What the fuck is that??? [-OG!Shadow]

Jesus fuck dont you dare insult me like that. For your information, Ponfri was threatening to just not let me have a tumblr unless I acted professional. Oh noooo, cats out of the bag,,, whatever will I doooo... . Also NG we literally know eachother. We hang out. Wtf do you mean. [-SG!Shadow]

Thought so. [-SPD!Shadow]

Nah nah nah idk who tf you are stranger [-NG!Shadow]

QJSHSJ HI. Okay uhhhh Dimension Traveler Shadow, DT!Shadow for short. AroAce(wow, a LOT of me's are AroAce), She/they, Living Shadow. I'm....Oh Goddesses, I lost track. Uhhh. 47...? 48? Somewhere in that age range. My home is technically the Shadow Realm mixed with earth, 50/50, same as OG!Shadow, though i haven't actually been there in years. Been bouncing around universes quite a lot. [-DT!Shadow]

Why, hello. Hm...I suppose I'm the only one still going by our actual name. Queen Shadow will suffice, I suppose. Q!Shadow for short. AroAce, She/her. I am a Living Shadow of course. 45 years old, and my home is the Shadow Realm. I have no idea why so many other versions of myself have enjoyed earth to the point of living there, but oh well. Goodbye lovelies! [-Q!Shadow]

Sniff. Sup freaks, I'm Villain Shadow, V!Shadow for short. Aroace, all pronouns, and. Unfortunately Living Shadow :3. Uhhhhhh probably around 130? I stopped keeping track after i started committing lots and lots of forever sleeps :33333. I MOSTLY live on earth, but i DO visit the Shadow Realm a bunch. Just to confirm I didn't miss any stragglers. Yknow? Teehee :3333 [-V!Shadow]

Hello!!! I'm Kid Shadow, K!Shadow for short! Or at least thats what NG!Shadow calls me! I don't know what an aroace is but if everyone else here is that then sure! Uhhh! She/her? I guess? I'm a Living Shadow, and I'm 12! Auntie says that I'll be big and strong and dangerous once I'm 31 though! I don't know what an earth is, but I live in the Shadow Realm!!! [-K!Shadow]

Hello. My name is Tavern Owner Shadow, TO!Shadow for short. I identify as AroAce and a Demigirl. She/they pronouns. I am...not comfortable revealing what species I belong to. I am...around 1,000 I believe? My current place of residence is The Tavern. [-TO!Shadow] Experiment Shadow. E!Shadow for short. Aroace. Demigirl. It/They/She. Living Shadow. 80. Shadow realm. [-E!Shadow]

Hi!!!!! OOC Shadow here! My main blog is @shadow-the-artist-idiot if you weren't aware!

This blog is mostly exists because I thought itd be silly, so if people also happen to enjoy it, then thats just a plus!

Full disclosure, i have a LOT of Shadow AUs, so this post is prone to change as I add more. I'm not gonna post art or reblog stuff probably, unless its related to these characters, so most of the content here will just be in character shenanigans.

I'm gonna use "#Character Yapping" for general in character posts, and "#OOC!Shadow" for ooc posts! I also put the shortened versions of the AU names in the tags, so if you want to see content from one of them specifically you can. I also do incharacter yapping in the tags, so if you want to, make sure to check out the tags! this one will be the exception, but most other posts will have it.

I hope you enjoy! Feel free to ask questions and stuff!!!