#the time or energy or what have you to read everything pfft

[suffarustuffaru]

Have you read one fanfic on AO3 titled Re:Incarnated? One of the most interesting and new aspects of this story for me was Subaru being reborn as a half-elf by Satella. I bet no one has ever thought and acted on that idea before, but there are some questions that bother me, for example, in the canon series there are moments where Subaru relies on Earth's modern technology and knowledge to solve difficult problems, Subaru becomes a half-elf in the world of Rezero and that means that he forgets about his previous life on Earth in Japan, and then when faced with the same dilemma How should Subaru solve it? But I feel these questions should go wait for the original author's update to get answered.

I have to say that fic opened a new door for my inspiration, and I also started to think about creating my own Subaru's elf or half-elf AU, and even imagined a crossover with Lord of the Rings (after all, there's a ton of Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter crossover fics on AO3 and fanfiction) Like one day Subaru is for whatever reason transported to Middle-earth by Satella accidentally and experienced something there, and then how he was found and adopted by the elves of Middle-earth, I think it would be very interesting how the elves of Middle-earth were surprised to find out that elves existed in the Otherworld, Subaru looks similar to them but differs in a few places,and then how Subaru got along with the elves of Middle-earth, and how he explored his own existence and self-worth,how would it be different than the canon series (My half-elf Subaru's character isn't too far off from the canon) Sorry I'm getting a bit carried away, I'm an incorrigible and extreme fan of crossover tropes, I hope you don't mind too much!

yoo sorry i took so long to reply to this ask but please know im delighted to see any asks in my inbox and pfft its interesting hearing about what people are thinking + what they find interesting themselves!!!

as for re:incarnated - i read a chapter or two AGES ago, so i really dont remember much of the fic sadly T^T but ill consider possibly going back to it and reading through it!!! i have a very long to read list though so ill see pfft. and yeah i think that fic was def like. one of if not the first fic to have like half elf subaru as an idea be explored and it also shows a Different method of the isekai trope (being reincarnated!!!) which is fun i think!! plus like. putting "re:" in fic titles is EXTREMELY extremely common in this fandom which i suppose makes sense given. the source material is called rezero. granted most of the time (this is just my opinion btw and i mean no harm by it HAH), to me a lot of fics with "re:" in the title dont justify why the "re:" is actually there. "Re:Incarnated" though is an EXTREMELY good use of the "re" imo. i love the pun <3

yeah as for the fic material itself - i do think its interesting to like change small bits of characters. not in the sense that youre changing like the Core of who they are but i Like seeing experimentations with characters to see like small differences. which is why i love aus (such as the literal canon aus we get in the form of the What Ifs and such!!). if that makes sense. that probably makes more sense in my head HAH anyway!! i always feel like changing a characters backstory is SO HARD to pull off without completely changing a character bc it shapes them a lot. but half elf subaru is definitely an idea that can be done in an interesting way imo and im curious to see how re:incarnated handled that. i know ive considered like emisuba roleswaps myself where emilia was isekaied from earth and subarus a half elf which was kind of like re:incarnated but also not like re:incarnated bc subaru had a similar backstory still but now with a fantasy world background (and vice versa for emilia) aljdfdlsjf. but yeah like i like seeing people experiment with these characters and make fun aus!!! and for me personally its hard for me to find ones i like in this fandom + this fandom doesnt do all the usual fic-isms (like there is next to zero soulmate aus for example HAH) so. interesting i suppose!!

as for your own half elf subaru au - im delighted that you were inspired by re:incarnated and are having fun with your own au as well!! :D while i basically know next to nothing about lord of the rings, your idea definitely sounds interesting, though i dont usually read crossovers that arent fusion aus - but i REALLY love the idea of like two different elf species from two different worlds going ??? at each other HAH thats fun stuff!! and i definitely like when despite all the AU things going on, characters like subaru arent too far off from canon in all the big important ways (ie his whole personality) bc for me, its like - theres a reason why we love these characters and i love trying to capture the heart of who they are even with au things, you know? :o but hah yeah ive made my own crossovers though in private (not to post, just for fun pfft) and i hope you keep having fun about your own half elf subaru au bc it sounds very neat <3 ty for sharing anon!! :D

[c0smoshit]

omg since requests are open.. can i request a cloud x reader with like.. shy kisses? 🫣 IABSKSN LIKE either one of them gives the other a shy kiss and how would the other respond (if that makes sense)

AaaAAAAAHH omg this idea is so cute and It also fits Cloud so good

Thanks for the request!! <33

Shy kisses ミ★

⋆ ࣪. ℙ𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 ≫ Cloud Strife/Reader

⋆ ࣪. 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 ≫ do not read this if you don't like tooth-rotting fluff, kisses, cheek kisses, yeah that's it, not proofread

⋆ ࣪. 𝔸/ℕ ≫ Cloud giving shy kisses it's so him and this really fits him so good. I seriously need to give him kisses until he forgets about that white haired man.

⋆ ࣪. 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥 ≫ 3.470

He had heard Aerith talking about her misterious partner, how they shared everything; hugs, clothes and even... kisses.

He was a busy man, he had a goal and he was going to accomplish it. He didn't have time for things like that.

But then you stepped into his life with steps full of grace and energy, your personality almost overshadowing his cold and quiet one, talking when he didn't know what to say or dealing with people he knew he would scare off.

He never would tell you this but he was so grateful you did the talking for him because, no matter how hard he tried to be the leader, you did a better job. He paid you off by taking down some enemies anyways.

Something about Aerith's happiness when she was talking about her love experiences made him curious about the whole thing.

What would a kiss feel like?

Would it be so electrifying that time would stop like she had described? Maybe it was a cute and gentle gesture, maybe it was full of passion.

He was lost.

What would a real hug feel like?

He had hugged people before (well, they had hugged him) but it didn't felt right. She said that the first time she had hugged her lover, she felt... what did she call them?

Butterflies.

How could anyone feel those winged insects inside of their stomach? It really amazed him how she explained those kind of feelings. It felt like an ethereal sensation, something that could only happen once.

Deep inside his stubborn mind, he wanted to feel that too.

He wanted to have someone by his side, someone he could talk to for hours without feeling embarrassed. Someone he could lay his head on their thighs while listening to whatever they were talking about.

But he'd rather die than talk about all those feelings.

"Shit"

His mouth opened before he could think, a burning ache lingered on his shoulder. A wipe soaked with alcohol deprived his mind from his daze.

Right... He was still inside his "house", but he wasn't alone, you were sitting by his side. A rushed sorry came out of your mouth, your hands gently wiping a not-so fresh cut from his shoulder.

He remembers your worried face when you both returned from the mission, how you ran towards him while asking him what happened. It really wasn't such a big deal, or so is what he thought, you were just very worried about him.

Well, maybe you were too worried about him, he didn't need someone to clean his wounds up after a long day. But his body told you a completely different story, leaning slightly into your touch and letting you handle him around.

If you had stayed for a little while with him, you'd be sure his head would be resting on your shoulder.

Meanwhile he was thinking about you, did you like him? Tifa always told him about how lucky he was, "a lot of girls like you!" She would say, earning a shrug of his shoulders in response.

He wasn't aware of how handsome he was, blonde hair, piercing mako eyes, sharp jawline, cristal skin... He was so dreamy for most girls. In fact, he thought he was an average guy, not to pretty not too ugly just, normal.

But he was clearly aware of how pretty you were. Everything about you was pretty, from your beautiful eyes and gorgerous hair to your intelligence and your mindset. He loved when you talked, he liked your voice and the way your lips moved.

How would they feel against his?

Pfft- What was he even thinking about, you probably liked another boy, not him. Besides, you were his friend and his partner at work, he figured out you didn't have time for love neither.

"Almost done"

You reassured him, placing some bandages on top of the wound. He now realised how close you two actually were, your breath trickling his neck and your knee touching his own one. What if you liked him?

He brushed off those thoughts, trying to keep his cool, your delicate touch whispering sweetly into his ear not to.

He took quick glances to your concentrated face, careful not to keep much eye contact with you. He didn't want to be weird around you, not when you were treatting him so well. His eyes drawed themselves down to your lips. He remembers the little peck you gave his cheek some months ago, he still feels the warmth of them lingering on it.

"Cloud!"

His head perked up as he searched your face, he was holding a rag in his hands that was full of soap. His other hand held a cup gently, not wanting it to slip off.

He heard the sound of the door closing, two pairs of boots and shoes entering Seventh Heaven. He was backwards, cleaning the dishes like you had asked him to while you were out. He didn't like taking off his gloves and soaking up his hands, but he would do it for you.

You told him about how Tifa wanted you to clean the dishes before you and Barret went to do some chores outside. He knew you weren't just begging him to do them just so you wouldn't soak your hands. You were in a hurry, it was clear and he didn't have to do anything that morning so when you begged for him to do them, he complied without any regrets.

He had to remind himself that he wasn't doing this for AVALANCHE, he was doing this for you. Those weren't some extra hours at work, you had nicely asked him to do it. It wasn't a big deal anyways.

Then he heard you walking towards him, the characteristic clank of your shoes coming closer and closer to him. Barret was there too, but he walked around for a bit before sitting down in a chair.

"Thank you so much"

Your words slided into his pierced ears, he didn't need to look at your face to tell that you had a big smile plastered on your face. And when you placed your hand on his unarmed shoulder he tensed up a bit, his hands stopped rubbing the sponge over the crockery.

He felt your chest pressed against his arm before something soft tickled his cheek. Although it was just a cute little gesture, he melted on spot, mouth slightly agape as his hand instinctively touched the affected area.

His brows were furrowed slightly as he looked at you, hearing your soft giggles when he retrieved his hand, leaving some soap on his face.

Although it wasn't as if you had kissed him on the lips with your arms wrapped around him, it still felt that intimate.

He spent the rest of the day touching his cheek, surprised to have recieved such a gesture from you. He also recalls how Barret shouted "Get a room ya' two", making his embarrassement grow even more.

Aerith also talked about how happy and relaxed she was in the arms of her lover, cuddling with him until the sun went down. She talked about how that relieved all the pent up emotions and stress she had inside of her "kissing him felt almost like touching heaven"

Did it really feel that good?

God he wanted to know, he needed to feel all the things Aerith was talking about. But he couldn't, he didn't have a partner or a really good friend to cuddle with ( or maybe he did but wasn't fucking aware )

But those feelings rested deep inside him, the agravating man with white hair floated on top of them. He needed to get rid of Shinra and the people who had harmed the planet.

"Is it too tight?"

Your voice spoke again, soft as ever. He shook his head lightly, silently telling you that he was alright. His back hit the sofa, sitting with his legs slightly apart while he saw you mimicking his actions.

He should be tired after what had happened today, but something about your company kept him awake.

The appartment had a sad aura enveloping it, maybe it was the fact that it was almost empty. But he didn't care, as long as he had a warm bed and a bathroom he was alright with it. He didn't think he was going to rest there for a while either.

The afternoon beams hit the floor through the window, creating an cozy orange glow, your eyes lingered there for a while, enjoying the pleasant lighting.

Midgar didn't stick out by it's nature or it's beauty, in fact, it was a pretty depressing place with all the pollution and dark lighting. But despite all that, you enjoyed how the sun striked the city by the time afternoon came.

Small details like this often caught his attention, meanwhile he hated how sad this city was because of the Shinra you managed to adore the smallest things. Well, maybe it was because you didn't have other option, you were stuck here with the group just like him.

"Thank you"

Your eyes looked at him, but he was facing the wall in front of you with his arms resting on his thighs. He looked calm, a sight you almost never got to see because of his constant fighting and working to take down Shinra.

You were happy to see him like that, so you told him that it was okay, you were here to help him. He liked the idea of that, having someone by his side when he needed them the most, someone to clean up his wounds, to look after him.

He was the one that did all those things most of the time, worrying about everyone's safety although he didn't say it, he did it. But he didn't want everyone's help, it would be just too much, he wanted you.

Your shoulders were mere inches apart, his breathing slowed down. You were sitting with both of your backs resting against the sofa, the med-kit you used placed next to you. Your clothes were a bit dirtied up thanks to the task the group had to do, you couldn't wait to feel the refreshing water trickling down your skin. You adored showers, you liked them even more after a long tiring day.

"Are you feeling alright?"

Your voice caught him by surprise, he turned his head to see that you were already looking at him.

"Yeah, been through worse"

And it was true, but he always picked his limp body up and fought with all his strenght. He really was a strong and admirable guy, no matter how hard he had fallen he was standing again before the blink of an eye.

He also was really stubborn so he would do anything and everything to pursue his goal, it didn't matter if he ended up worse than he was before and he surely didn't give two shits about what other people told him he should do.

He had a strong mindset, followed by his evident trauma.

He liked your company, you weren't as loud and active as Barret was so he liked it. His mind went back to Aerith, Tifa listened to her and they both daydreamed about her experiences.

"Do you think someone likes me?"

Tifa smiled from her standing position behind the bar top, she had her arms akimbo as she looked at you and Aerith. Both of them looked at eachother and laughed quietly making you furrow your brows.

"What's so funny?"

They glanced at eachother with sly smirks before looking at you.

"You're really oblivious, y/n"

You sent Aerith a confused look, what were they talking about? Did someone actually liked you?

"Wait, what?"

"Oh come on, don't you see how he looks at you?"

To be fair, no you didn't, It could be anyone. Your mind was soon flooded with questions about that misterious guy, maybe he was in your group, maybe it was some boy in Midgar.

As much as you had asked them who was that guy, they chuckled and told you that you should figure it out by yourself. But how? There were a lot of guys around here and you didn't even have a clue about how he looked like.

You had a pretty nice relationship with the girls, they often helped you pick out clothes and Aerith often gave you flowers saying that they look good on you. They made you feel loved and happy, you liked spending time with them.

You often went out to eat with them when you all could and those were your favourite meals no matter what the actual food was. You loved hearing Aerith speak about her past and her relationship with Zack, she picked up the sweetest words and spoke with a soft tone of voice.

"Yeah let's sit over there"

Tifa said while pointing to a table next to a window that faced a sunny stone path, people walked through it, some of them were fast and anxious while others talked and enjoyed their walk.

The ambience there was calm, there weren't many customers at that hour so the whole cafe was envolved in a pleasant silence.

You walked towards the table with a cup filled with warm tea in your hand and some chocolate chip cookies on the other. The aroma made your mouth water, and judging by the looks of your friends they were drooling too. You all had learnt to adore this place, it was small, cozy and they had the best confectionery.

Great for spilling some tea too.

You talked with them for a while about what was happening in Midgar and all the Shinra stuff. Honestly, you were so tired of them, you wished they could just dissapear and leave you alone with your friends. But they didn't, they just reinforced their security after some of your attacks.

You wished you could spend more time with the girls, with Barret, with Cloud.

God you would kill to just talk with him more often, the sound of his voice, how he talked with you. He amazed you, all the stuff Tifa had told you without him knowing increased your curiosity about him. He didn't share too much about his personal life, you wanted to ask him so many questions but he didn't talked too much either so you were kind of shy to talk with him about him.

"How was your first kiss like?"

Aerith's cheeks reddened at the question Tifa had just asked her, but there was a small smile plastered on her face too.

"Well... I didn't kiss him actually, It just kind of happened"

She paused, taking a sip of her own tea as you took a bite from the cookie you had picked up before.

"Our faces got closer and closer until his lips were pressed against mine, it was such a beautiful moment"

"He must've been a great guy"

You replied, breaking the small silence that was formed after what Aerith had said. Tifa nodded her head and the brunette closed her eyes with sigh before looking at you again.

"He was... He was my first love after all"

Another sip was taken from the cup placed on her hands.

"I miss him"

Tifa reassured her, telling her that there were a lot of good guys out there waiting for her. Meanwhile you stared dreamingly into the window, your mouth opening before you could even think about what you were saying.

"I wonder how my first kiss will be like"

You smiled at that memory, you all spent the rest of the afternoon laughing and daydreaming about relationships. Your head leaning against the black haired girl's shoulder as you talked with her about all the love stories you had heard.

"Thank you for everything again y/n"

Your head perked up until you met his side profile, you opened your mouth to speak, fisting your hands and placing them on top of your thighs.

"Don't worry about it, like I told you, I'm here for you"

Your sweet smile ignited something inside of him, it felt ticklish like some sort of fluttering in his belly. Were they... butterflies?

He nodded his head as he stared at you, you looked really pretty with the sun light hitting your face. He wondered if you found him pretty too.

"I'm glad you're fine, don't scare me like that again"

He chuckled as he looked at the floor. He lifted his back off it's resting position on the couch before speaking up again.

"I'll not"

He kept his responses simple as always, he wasn't a talkative one after all. Silence fell over the room, you repositioned yourself too, your hands falling down to rest next to your legs. He looked so good under the orange hues of the descending sun, hell, he always looked good.

"I think I'm gonn-"

Your words were cut off as soon as his lips made contact with your cheek. You quickly looked at him red faced, touching your cheek with wide eyes.

Did... Did Cloud Strife just peck your cheek?

Your mouth opened but no words came out of it, you were going to explode right there. You absolutely didn't expect him to return your cute gesture and make it even cuter. He smirked, his cheeks also getting a bit hot but he shrugged it off.

"What? I'm just doing what yo-"

You didn't know were your sudden move came from but it did. Your hands snatched themselves into his cheekbones, pulling his head towards you before crashing your lips against his.

The kiss was soft but quick, his slightly chapped lips on top of yours. It was really happening, finally you knew what it felt like, finally you both knew. It didn't last long though, you pulled off him saying all kinds of sorry.

"I shouldn't have, god- sorry"

He didn't answer you, instead he shifted himself closer to you on the sofa. He wasn't usually this affective with anyone, anyone but you. He had fallen head over heals for you, he tried to keep those thoughts away but you were just too much for him, too pretty, too good.

He placed his cold hand just bellow your neck and on top of your collarbone, the touch sending shivers up your spine. And before you could look into his eyes, he closed the gap again.

This time the kiss was slower and sweeter, your mouth moved with his as you trailed your hands up until they rested on his shoulders.

You wished time could stop so you could spend an eternity like this with him.

It felt just like Aerith had described... magical. Although it was clear he didn't have any experience in kissing anyone, his lips moving clumsily against yours and forcing a small smile from you, it felt really good.

His hands soon wrapped around your waist, bringing your body closer to his. You melted on spot, the quiet and angry guy that mostly talked shit about how everything was fucked up was kissing you with that mouth so gently.

You both parted from each other to breathe, the biggest and happiest smile plastered on your face as you leaned your forehead with his. You hugged tightly his shoulders, afraid to let go of him and he did too, squeezing your waist even closer to him.

You opted to just stay silent and enjoy the moment, the sky already darkening outside and the people starting to go home from work.

This was really a pleasant sight because this night, you weren't lonely.

Like two magnets would attract each other, you kissed him again, his lips becoming your new source of drug. You could never get tired of kissing him, feeling his lips on top of yours.

Like Aerith said, it kind of just happened and you couldn't be happier for this moment to be like that. Your breathing calmed itself down, enjoying the sound of his own heartbeat slowing down too.

When the kiss ended again you hid your face against his neck, hugging him. His strong arms kept you in place, his head resting on top of yours.

You stayed there for a while, a long while of laughing and kissing each other's faces until the moonlight replaced the sun on his window. You had lost track of time, but you didn't care as long as you were in his arms.

You soon found yourself at his door, ready to leave his house. He followed you, opening the door for you like he had done before, but this time you were leaving.

"So... see you tomorrow"

"Yeah, good night"

A few more words were exchanged before his lips found yours again, kissing you softly on the lips and giving you a last hug before you stepped out the door followed with a "be careful" from him.

He watched as you waved him goodbye through the window, keeping an eye on you. He closed the door with a quiet "thud", when he laid on the bed that night, he knew he wouldn't be able to sleep.

The next morning you rushed yourself into getting to Seventh Heaven, opening the door with the energy of a dog whose owner had just returned from work.

Marlene was there, drinking a cup of milk that you imagined was her breakfast. You quickly smiled at her with the biggest smile she had seen you show off for months.

Tifa was cleaning some dishes on the sink and Aerith was yawning, sitting in front of her.

You couldn't wait to tell them what had happened the night before with Cloud. And when the brunnete had seen you place your hands on the bar top with a loud sound, she wasn't able to even wish you a goodmorning before you spoke.

"Y'all aren't going to believe this"

[zushikiss]

may I request a scara college au, with him as our secret admirer, being sweet in the letters he sends us but irl being really rude and mean. He one day catches someone messing with us and then stands up for us and confesses everything in panic after that<3

summary ; scaramouche drops his "i don't care about you" facade to protect you from this annoying boy who just won't stop trying to get your number, he reveals his identity afterwards too ;)

warnings ; red for kazuha, orange for hu tao, green for alb*rt, scara threatens your admirer but none of the actual violence, just him saying he'll break a few bones if albert comes near again, cursing

pairings ; scaramouche x gn!reader

notes ; ahhh i love this idea sm, thank you anon! also i made the letters pictures so that it's easier to read <3

you showed off your dozens of letters to your friends, though they were disinterested since this wasn't exactly your first time ranting about your oh so dear secret admirer, in fact it probably was your nth time talking about him in that week alone, your friend kazuha takes a closer look at the letters before letting a small smile take place on his lips.

"The handwriting looks familliar."

"Huh? Really?"

"Yeah, looks like Scara's handwriting to me."

Ah yes, Scaramouche. The person who you were sure only existed to make your college life a living hell, he pestered you daily, borrowing simple stuff like pens and when you ask for it back he shrugs you off with a "i forgot it at home" or a "i lost it."

"That gremlin? Pfft no way, he hates me with his whole being."

"That's not a lot of hate now, is it?"

And with that your group errupts in laughter, you couldn't help but join in, but kazuha's comment made you think, what if it really was scaramouche writing to you? nahh it can't be, your secret admirer is so sweet, they even bought you your favorite snacks and drinks the other day, comparing them to that evil goblin is truly offensive.

And when you parted with your friends to go to your respective classes you kept thinking about kazuha's comment, I mean scaramouche is attractive yes, but you just can't imagine him doing all the things your secret admirer has done.

On your way to your class you bumped into albert, this creep who just can't seem to read the room, you've rejected him plenty times and you've ignored him for plenty more but he just can't seem to get the hint.

"Name! Oh yeah by the way, are you free tonight? Wanna have dinner with me?"

"Oh albert, I'm sorry but I have to go uhh study for a quiz.."

"Aww c'mon, it'll be quick i promise! Or an even better idea is why don't you give me your number? So we can make plans for when you're finally free."

At this point your back hit the wall behind you since albert just keeps getting closer, you're clearly uncomfortable and you pray to archons above that someone passes by and helps you.

"I really gotta go, I'll be late-"

"Class doesn't start for another 5 minutes, name. What do you say we-"

"Finish that sentence and i'll crush your skull."

Out of nowhere a familiar tuff of indigo hair appeared, his hands were wrapped around albert's collar as he pulls him away from you.

"Hey man?! What the fuck is wrong with you??"

"Name said they're gonna be late. If I hear that you ever come near them again, I won't hesitate to break both your legs so you won't be able to go anywhere."

And with that albert ran off, scaramouche looked at you, his eyes no longer holding the dark aura that they possesed not even a minute ago.

"You okay?"

"Yeah.. Why'd you do that?"

"..do what?"

"Save me? You kinda don't give off that knight in shining armor energy you know?"

"Cause what kinda sick fucker let's the person they like be harassed like that? I spent so much time asking around to know what your favorite foods are so I can get them for you and you think I won't punch a bitch for you?"

And when it finally sets in that he basically just confessed to you his first instinct was to run away, and so he did. He turned his back to you as he started walking away, you grabbed his wrist as a way to stop him before he looks at you, he looked adorable, his cheeks stained red while he averted his eyes, trying to avoid your gaze.

"Are you really?"

"Yeah, look just reject me and let's get this over with."

"Reject? No! You owe me ice cream since you finally introduced yourself."

"What."

"I'd like to go out with you, Scaramouche."

[someone1348]

Headcanons on Pav 💗✨?

EEEEE! THANK YOU EMERYY! I HOPE YOU ENJOY!! 💖💞💖💞 (Pfft can you tell who my new favorite Spider-Man is!-)

ANYWAYS! I figured I'd split these up! I'm going to start with Lee and Ler Headcannons and then go to regular ones, for everyone requested so if you don't want to read about tickles I will make a sepreate one for regular headcannons another time! :]

I hope you all enjoy!

-K :]

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Man's is a solid 50/50 split for Lee and Ler!

Lee:

-His sides are his worst spot, but they have to be squeezed for any reaction

-Light tickles do nothing there

-Light tickles in general don't give you much of a reaction form Pav, you'll get some giggles but nothing too much

-His laugh is super high pitched and childlike

-He squeals too, especially if you catch him off gaurd, which is hard to do with the spidey sense but it's possible!

-He doesn't do much to stop it, he'll just lay there and let himself laugh because he likes being happy and laughing and having fun

-He is unbothered by the word 'Tickle' he can say it and hear it and there's no reaction from him

-COMPLIMENTS HOWEVER! He's gone!

-He's not used to compliments so if you say things like "I love your laugh" or "Your giggles and reactions are so cute Pavi" he's now lost himself to laughter he can't function anymore it's the best!

-He regrets making his costume without shoes, especially after Hobie gets to him, but he just hasn't changed it and doesn't plan on it ever

-He can handle it for a good while but when he calls for mercy you should stop immediately, he can't go too far past his limits especially if there's compliments involved but thankfully all of his friends and family understand and listen to him no matter what

-Doesn't care too much about being tickled in public but will probably get embarrassed regardless and try to stop whoever is doing it (thankfully that doesn't happen much, just a few pokes here and there which he can handle and enjoys)

-Doesn't really get into Lee or Ler moods often because he's always ready for it but the first time he had a major lee mood he could barely get out of bed without giggling and had to call Hobie for help, he was so red in the face, Hobie never let's him forget that day

-if he's ever causing too much trouble at HQ or something, Hobie will silently remind him of that day and his mood and energy changes immediately to wanting tickles again and he's no longer causing anyone playful trouble

-Everyone's so confused of what Hobie said to him that made him change so quickly but he won't reveal anything it's 'their little secret' as Hobie likes to call it!

-Pav switches between just straight up asking for it to provoking it depends on the day and how big the wanting is for tickles

-I feel like he has ticklish knees, like the tops of his knees, his kneecaps, yeah

-He can't handle the 'itsy bitsy spider' nursery rhyme, that's the one thing he can't handle, everything else is light work but that! He's a giggle storm

-He's just the sweetest little man you've ever seeenn!! 🥹☺️

Ler:

-Oh boy 🫣

-Do not let his smile, charm, or sweet personality fool you this man doesn't know the meaning of the word mercy

-He's a hypocrite in that sense /lh, he'll beg for mercy from other's and they will respect it but when he's got a lee in his hands it's like that word doesn't even exist /pos /lh

-You either gotta be really strong and pry him off or get someone else to get him away

-He can't help it, he loves making people laugh and smile and it warms his heart from all of the reactions given from any person he tickles he gets carried away and never wants it to end! (My babyyyyy!)

-He is the tease master (next to Miles)

-He will use anything and everything to get his lee blushing and having fun

-Baby talk, compliments, the word itself, tickly type noises, all of it and more! if there's a tease out there he's going to use it

-He likes to test them all out the first time he tickles someone to see what gets them the most, once he figures that out, that's all he's doing from here on out and he remembers too, he's great at adapting

-He's very good at reading people so if you're in a lee mood he'll know, from a mile away, no matter how good you are at hiding it, he knows, he'll always know

-He has the teasy voice 😤👏 he's so good at it too! The closest example I can give to the people who don't know what the teasy voice is is when he said "New guy must be in love with youuu"

-I can not express enough how good he is at teasing, if his lee wasn't laughing from his tickles I promise you they'd be speechless

-He's just so good at tickling someone until their nothing but giggles, all of their thoughts out the window and stuff, He's just so good at tickles in general

-He's not one for using his yoyo or webs during tickle sessions, mainly because he is stronger anyway, but regardless he will if someone asks, it's just not his favorite thing, he likes them to be free but again he adapts no matter what, he's like liquid, he'll adjust to the container he's in (a science thing, I hope someone understood what I meant lmaoo!)

-If you are dating, it is going to be even worse, you're his favorite person, he is going to want to tickle you and have tickle fights so much because he knows that it makes you happy and it makes him happy too!

-but oh my god Pavi! He will just tell you how beautiful/handsome/stunning you look with such seriousness while tickling you so you know how incredible you are even while you're at his ticklish mercy he loves you so much!

-I love him so much oh my God!

-He's just the best!

-If I missed anything I will come back to these and add it! But AHHH!

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I hope you all enjoyedd! More on the way soon!! :]

-K <3

[sukioyakio]

Blackcat!miguel O’Hara x fem!reader

but hear me out,(fem)Clueless!reader x blackcat(engery,oh yea his hair is down instead of up,but not all the way down that it cover his eyes)!miguel O’Hara 

(This is just an Drabble of something I was thinking about,when it come to an sunshine oc x grumpy oc,so yea) 

College au 

Where reader has such an orange cat vibe or energy,she clueless when it comes to love signals,but is smart at schools stuffs,she enjoys making people happy and loves to see them smile,she enjoy it,it make her feel good about herself,she really couldn’t get anger at anyone,she hates seeing anybody sad,or just down that day.

if anyone needed help with homework or school stuff,she the person to help of course she joke around and sometimes get off topic.But it would be a guarantee that she’ll make the session fun.

if she had an imaginary thing on her head she would have cat ears and an tail that is always wagging whenever she talks,jokes,or laughs,she like to surprise people.

while hugging them,she very much loves talking to her friends about what happened in her life,what she does in the day,or something.

while Miguel is the total opposite  of that,he enjoys he quiet time,he loves reading book about science or biography of people life,especially walking around the city,or an nature walk.

Miguel doesn’t like being annoyed by people,especially when it girls who come to ask him his number or just flirting with him;he just grunts.And says something offensive or just plan out rude to them.

At times he could give them a cold glare or just rolling his eyes in disgust.He just does he own thing in school,but still able maintain his grades,sometimes you would see him in an fights.

But he always wins even if he looks all beat up,he will still be able to deal with it,the one thing he known is his very cold eyes with an slight pain in them if you looked harder in them but they are gorgeous to see them but,the way can make an person scares them away whenever he glares at someone,if he had an imaginary thing it would be black colored cat ears and an tail that wouldn’t even move around to people reactions,

But when  clueless!reader,see him she would always try to spook him,or surprised him,but she would always end up falling flat on the floor,

“There he is,this time I going to spook him”she says in her mind as she make an proud gesture,and playful smile as she lunges at Miguel,to only fall flat on the ground

“why do you even bother trying,it not going to work on me”miguel say in an harsh yet stern tone of voice,as he scoffs at her actions,as reader rise her thumb up to him as her head is still in the ground,as she gets up,to see Miguel isn’t there anymore,and spot him walking down the hallway,as she runs toward him with an beaming smile,and walks slowly behind his back to his neck is revealed 

she blows some air on his reveal neck,to see his change reaction from stern and grumpy,to annoyed and confused expression,as she walks next to him,as miguel look at her face with an irritated expression,to only see her smile,as she starts to laugh,

“hahahaha!,p-pfft,hahhhhah,omg,y-you look like an kid getting yelled out at and being very confused at what you did,hahahaha,you should have seen your expressions”she was laughing between her words as she couldn’t stop laughing nor smiling at him,her arua was an bight eager and playfulness glow ,while Miguel aura was dark and gloomy,cover everything in his shadows,as Miguel looked at her with an unreadable expression,

As she sudden began to stop laughing,and look at Miguel eyes,as he turns his head away from her and starts walking again,as he scoffs,as he mumbles some things that reader couldn’t hear 

when Miguel was there,seeing her laugh,something about her laughter and seeing her smile made him feels Some what good in the inside,he thought while seeing her laugh,”what an fucking dork,…a…cute dork”to only realize what he just said in his mind,and shake it off as him loosing his mind from the stress of being in school having to deal with shit,

But he was loosing his mind was an everyday occurrence,when he was with her,sometimes wanted put wax on her mouth to keep her quiet before he would do something that isn’t very gentleman like,but never really knew that he had an soft spot for an bight eager kitten 

I guess it was time for the dark gato to finally have someone bring him to the light

If y’all want an more of this,idk write in the comments,or like it,idk 😭😭😔😓

Tags list:@cherryredstars @cherryberry-sugarandspice.@coffeeandbookskeepmealive @kairiscorner @miguellover07 @miguelsslvt @lynxslokley @everlastlady @tarjapearce

[archivalofsins]

I'm reading Oshi No Ko again and-

Milgram Actor Short Timelines

Those Lines

Mikoto: ...

Futa & Mu: ...

Mu: *whispering* You ask him.

Futa: What no you ah you ask him.

Mu: You're my senior show some backbone.

Futa: Ah Haruka you do it!

Haruka: Eh-ah what?!

Futa: You've worked together on projects with him before.

Haruka: Ah- uh yeah but ask what?

Futa: Like how he got all those good lines about reality TV and junk.

Mu: Yeah; exactly him and Yuno get all the good meta lines about the media.

Haruka: Ah...him ahn-and Yuno huh.

Futa: Wait, why'd you say it like that?

Haruka: ...

During production and rehearsal stages

Not Here Too

Yuno: Tch...

Mikoto: Oh.

Yuno: You made it on this too huh?

Mikoto: YunYun so nice to see you again we haven't worked on a production together in forever it seems. Ha, ha it feels like it was just yesterday I was giving you pointers.

Yuno: ... yeah, because it was. Did you forget or something?

Mikoto: Actually- Yeah, I think I did. Oh wait, didn't you trip on stage during that practice?

Yuno: *clutching her script* It was a stage fall and you know it.

Mikoto: So I was reading through everything, and I saw your part mentions media. And you know, I thought it'd be real funny if mine thought this was all a reality show. I mean, it'd be normal to think that about this sort of thing, right~

Yuno: Don't talk to me in your acting voice it's creepy.

Mikoto: Boo~

Trial 2

A Staged Attack

Amane: Kotoko um- Can I get your help with something?

Kotoko: Sure what's up?

Amane: Well I have to attack Es in this scene and I needed a few pointers on-

Kotoko: Alright come at me.

Amane: Wha-

Kotoko: Come at me the best way to learn is to do. So come on rush at me with those prop scissors right now.

Amane: I couldn't-

Kotoko: Kazui get over here.

Kazui: Eh, what's up Yuzuri-HAAAH

Kotoko: Aaaa-

Kazui: Gh-

Kotoko: And that's how'd you do it now you try.

Kazui: Ah they were a prop that's all a prop... hah- Yuzuriha you're as intense of an actor as ever I see.

Amane: I'm sorry, I'm sorry if I hadn't asked-

Kazui: Ha, ha it's fine. She's always been like this.

What's your secret?

Shidou: Kayano-kun?

Mikoto: Hm?

Shidou: You've been looking rather run ragged lately is everything alright.

Mikoto: Ah, oh yeah I'm fine see- *beaming smile*

Shidou: Oh!

Mikoto: I'm just getting into character for trial two standoffish and tired is what my character is so I'm trying my best to convey that. Sorry for worrying you.

Shidou: Ah- what's your secret if you don't mind me asking? I mean how are you able to give that energy so easily.

Mikoto: Simple I'm always tired you see!

Shidou: ...

Mikoto: *still beaming*

Shidou: Kayano-kun when's the last time you've had an off day?

Mikoto: Huh...I don't know.

The Wrong Atmosphere

Mahiru: Oh it's just the perfect day for this!

Es: To be accused of being a stalker?

Mahiru: I forgot why we were here!

Es: That happens when you bring tea and snacks to the table.

Mahiru: Ah well- it's only sound, so I thought it'd be fine.

Es: Pfft-

Jackalope: Mahiru-san this is serious.

Mahiru: Ah, sorry director.

Es: The weather is lovely though.

Jackalope: *whisper* do a small production if it's small you'll be able to keep focus on your vision. You'll be able to get everything just right nothing could go wrong. That's what they all said...

Futa and Amane: *chewing*

Jackalope: Watch or snack pick one.

Futa and Amane: Sorry.

Well, that's all I can write on this right now back to reading.

[spacepiratenemo]

That one time I got drunk like...

🤣Not drunk at all! In a Nutshell!

Nemo had a “dusty” life on the moon. Due to resource scarcity, there was no food and whatever food was there, came in “nutritional-pastes” which basically tasted like nothing, sorely serving the purpose of survival. Booze was a substance one could acquire, but it came with a hefty price and usually only old Zekka afforded this drink. Nemo herself spent her creds on materials to build something for the Crew, such as their energy-shields, their spaceship, their weapons etc. In the Blue World, the #WhitebeardCrew and especially so, #portgasdace , introduced her to actual food- and a little later on: BOOZE!

Here is how this went downhill:

*After 1 drink Nemo #oc was tipsy, after the 2nd one she was #WASTED! Ofc that stubborn brat tried to get her hands back on the bottle, but her theft was stopped by the main-mast of the MobyDick*

N: Ouch! Maaaaan! The heck?! Where’s that mast coming from? A: I don’t know Cheeks. Must’ve fallen from the skies…. N: Don’t you dare to troll me, Firecracker! Ya’ll put it there to bug me, didn’t ya?! A: Mast stood there since the ship was built, Cheeks. *shrugs* N: Yeah, right! *sighs sarcastically* That’s what you say now! Admit it! You just cheated on our bets again, cuz ya know ya ain’t got no chance against me! A: *tries not to laugh, ponders his response and is unsure if he should encourage this, or not* Cheeks… I didn’t - N: OH YOU TOTALLY DID! TELLIN’ YA! YA JUST JELLY CUZ YA NEVER BE AS STRONG AS I AM! A: *tries not to laugh intensifies* You got me… That’s what it is. Totally jealous. I’m sorry I messed with you, oh strongest #Spacepunk in the universe! N: Knew it! You’re forgiven tho! If I were in ya shoes, I’d cheat on the bets too! A: Wanna bet you can’t get up without falling over? N: PFFT! WATCH ME, BRO! *gets up, is still way too drunk, falls over instantaneously before hitting the floor again* A: … N: …. YOU TOTALLY CHEATED ON THAT BET, FIRECRACKER! OH YOU GOTTA BE SO FRUSTRATED, RIGHT? BET YA COULDN’T BEAR THE FACT THAT I’M THE TOUGH ONE HERE!

*heavy sighs* Do you guys have ANY IDEA how much laughter Nemo brought to Ace and the Crew? Too many! #onepiece#onepieceoc#opoc

Here is the link to the OneShot ;) It's one helluva funny read :3

[thornstocutyouwith]

name : Karma

pronouns : Wouldn't you like to know.

preference of communication : Usually Discord or Tumblr, I don't do social media outside of that.

most active muse : Look, my most active muses are going to be whatever one you're engaging with. My energy will almost always match the others, if we keep things going and storied.

experience / how many years : Probably around a decade? I started pretty young on my adventures lol. Went from swinging rusted pipes outside my house and pretending they were staffs, to playing video games and aspiring in writing. pfft.

best experience : Uuuh, just roleplaying in general has been pretty great, even with the people who wanted to harsh my fucking mellow for their own selfish shit. Not my friend, not my problem. I'm still here, because of the love of writing, and making friends, everything else just noise that will eventually fuck off.

rp pet peeves : All the liars, isolators, abusers, being fostered in the community because people confusing being 'sweet' with being nice, too often, and then not saying shit when something wrong really happens, like all the harassment and bullying that goes on in these communities. It ain't the harassers fault, as much as it's ours for failing to be responsible and brave enough to tell these people to fuck off more often. Instead they ruin our community and we sit by and watch as they shit on it with their arbiter behavior. And it's never going to end because half the time when people do stand up to these losers, no one has their backs. Because they are too scared to stand up for themselves, let alone others. Then we have as a group chosen to isolate from others and ask why we aren't getting attention. You ain't shy, you're just avoidant and want everyone else to do shit for you, instead.... Uncle Ben would probably be disappointed in us all lol.

fluff, angst, or smut : Angst, of course lol.

plots or memes : Both are fine, but meme's seem to get us there quicker.

long or short replies : Long replies are my thing. Short replies stifle me to much because it's inherent implication in most that the opposite writer is lazy. I don't care what the tumblr 'positivity' posts say. Half of you are simply just not writing to experience this hobby for what it is, creating a story. And that's fine. You do you. I'll play ball just the same.

time to write : Almost any time, this is more a career to me, being a writer, than a hobby, Roleplay is just warm up and practice for me. And I'm sick of people acting like it's just something throwaway, storytelling has and will always be an essential part of human existence. Read the room "It's just a Hobby" Yeah, because you are trying to get good at it, Jan. Tired of placating. If a boxer gets kicked to hard, the other guy can't go "It's just a hobby bro." Own your bruises lol. Love your hobbies, they are you.

are you like your muses : Yes, parts of me exist in most, if not all my muses in some part. Because writers always leave pieces of themselves in their art. Because every word written might as well be our blood.

tagged by: @ofwondersandhares

tagging: Anyone who wants to do this.

[writteninscarlet]

My good time gal, I love how you write Wanda! I think you bring your own style to her whilst keeping her Wanda. I’ve told you before and I will tell you that again and again! I always enjoy reading your threads, it’s just fun to see you pop up on the dash. I like the fight threads we’ve had going but it’s nice seeing some slice of life Wanda and playing with her chaos there.

How’s my portrayal?? ;; always accepting

Honestly I am sad people don’t get to see your Kitty because we have like so much on Discord but honestly you bring her to life. You’re an amazing writer! You just bring energy to your writing and you can fit Kitty into so many different scenarios. I feel incredulous every time you tell me you like my writing (and appreciative!) because I’m always just like someone I love writing with and reading their threads likes my stuff!!

Your writing is unique and your own style which is amazing. I love when we chat headcanons. And it’s great to see those come through when you write. You really bring a sense of Kitty to everything.

So thank you so much! I’m so happy you like my writing! Haha as much as I’m like pfft I’m writing for me and it’s a hobby it’s still nice when people like what you do haha.

[alyjojo]

December 😚 2023 Monthly - Scorpio

Whole of your energy: Justice rev

This is a whole reading of no progress in any direction and things being at a stalemate, probably regarding a relationship of some kind, with someone you’ve been at odds with. You feel like a great injustice has been tossed at your feet, and you’re supposed to what, thank them? Go along to get along? Just act like it didn’t happen and move on with your life? NO! 9 Wands, you’re hurt, and you expect this person/people to stand up and be accountable for doing that to you. King of Wands could be their energy, or what you expect from them, acting as a leader, owning up to their bs and what this has caused for you. Play nice pfft.

If this is current, you could be witnessing injustice and have no control over what happens here, you have to be patient and see how things turn out, and you’re feeling anything but. Something is taking a long time, and could involve an injury, accident, something that’s hurt you or someone else that you care about. If there’s a lawsuit going on, you may be in limbo, not knowing can’t do anything about it, can’t move forward, just stuck and waiting to see if you have to pay some massive fees to xyz or are you in the clear? As an example. Your meditation was that scene from SpongeBob where all of the little SB’s are running around screaming in his head and setting things on fire, papers flying everywhere, chaos & panic 💯 Due to a decision that’s not being made, or no balance, no fair outcome, no Justice in a situation.

What’s going on in December:

Wheel of Fortune:

Normally a card of big changes and fortune, that’s more like what you’re hoping for and not seeing. It’s here though, things are in limbo. Regarding love most likely. Either you’re wanting to reconcile with an ex - Queen of Swords, or you want to start over completely with someone new, a new love, and the ex gotta go. You’re not seeing any progress, there’s no communication, not with a specific person, not from anyone. But that’s also you too, you’re not talking to an ex or new people, either one. You want the Kool-Aid man to smash through your wall and take you out for sushi 🍣 , but he’s not - 4 Swords, he’s taking a break from love right now and you’re trying to be patient but wtf. This Queen can also just be you, very guarded in your energy, you want them to smash through your wall, just so you can cut their head off with your Sword because “that’s disrespectful & how dare you.” Like a test? You want love but you don’t trust it, and don’t seek it out either, so it doesn’t show up for you. Whatever break/up you’ve had from someone has probably been for the best, you’ve needed to heal old wounds, though you may fail to see your part of those wounds existing. Or they don’t acknowledge theirs. Or neither of you do and that’s why everything is just…moot.

Knight of Pentacles rev:

Upright, this is the slowest Knight in the deck, he usually rides a donkey, a turtle, anything but a horse. He’s methodical, practical, moving at a snail’s pace because he’s very detail oriented and works to get things done right. Reversed, he doesn’t move at all, it’s a dead stop and there’s no progress whatsoever. Him & his donkey are chewing cud in the meadow, cursing the world because there’s no progress but…he’s stopped moving 💯 How could there be? Queen of Cups & 4 Swords clarify, these are energies of needing to work on yourself. Healing yourself, self love, self care, facing your demons and working through them one at a time. Or literally healing from an injury, 9 Wands can be that. If that’s the case, it’s not moving fast enough for you, and you *feel* like there is no progress, but Wheel of Fortune says there is 💜 you just can’t see it. More time is needed. Others of you are pointing fingers at everyone but yourself, it’s all unfair, the world is unfair. True, but what was your part? Nothing is one sided.

If it’s an injury/illness, disregard that last part, I’ve got two stories going on here. Unless you were flipping off a building parkour style…then yeah.

10 Pentacles & 4 Wands show the very foundation you live on, walk on, earn your living with, the people you care about the most, family, spouses or lovers, 9 Cups underneath, this is what you want. But you’re making no effort to heal that, or maybe they’re making no effort to help you heal, it could be a whole group of people you’re hurt by. Some of you could be caring for a family member that’s been hurt or is healing and you’re not seeing progress, maybe it’s getting in the way of you living your own life on some level. Like you love Grandma very much, but you’d like a partner to date too, and you may not be able to find the time, caretaking takes all of your energy.

The Hanged Man:

You’re hanging in there, literally, waiting to hear some communication that gives you a yes/no, maybe a date invite, a text from the ex, a call from the doctor with some test results, the a-okay from physical therapy. You’re not getting the clarity you need because whatever communication you’re expecting isn’t coming. Page of Swords is a curious & watchful energy when they’re not speaking, you could be stalking someone in particular, but not saying anything. Or you could be researching health related topics for yourself or someone you’re caring for. There’s no progress how you’re wanting it, and you’re trying to grasp at straws for some kind of answers as to how this is going, how someone feels, what you should do, is this working well? You have so many questions and no answers, and you can’t just let them go, or ignore them, that’s not possible.

The World rev:

A cycle has not concluded yet, Wheel of Fortune shows you in the thick of it, and for this month at least I’m getting you’re just stuck here in the in-between shifts occurring outside of your control. Because you haven’t heard anything, you can’t move, either to overcome something and celebrate, or to leave this all behind, because you can’t, or don’t want to. 4 Pentacles & 5 Cups show you holding tightly onto something you can’t let go of, what you feel has been lost to you. I think the best thing for you is to let Spirit take care of it, because there’s nothing you can do here. Work on yourself, your heart, sorting through the more negative aspects of what you hold onto that need releasing, it’s a down time kind of month. Control is an illusion in some cases, this being one of them.

The Moon:

This is confusion, projections, murky energy. It’s hard to see in the dark, there’s no clear direction on which way to go or what’s the right thing to do. No decisions, no Justice, just fumbling for answers where there are none. 4 Cups shows you apathetic and unhappy with this option, but there aren’t any others that are worthwhile either. There’s no clear “end” to the situation, unless you’re waiting on a doctor call or something. Most of you are blind to your own role in whatever is going on, Judgement rev shows you not learning your own lessons, you’re projecting fears, worries & assumptions onto other people…holding grudges, generally being negative or possessive of people, things, beliefs, what you think about xyz.

Once these things start coming to light in your own consciousness, that’s when progress will be made, but that doesn’t involve moving at all. Knight of Pentacles rev, in some cases you could be in a “spiritual time out” until you can see yourself clearly. You assume it’s other people responsible for clearing this up, and for an injury & doctors sure, but for most it’s you. God’s like “clean up your own mess”. Back to Hanged Man energy…watching other people, blaming other people, Ace of Swords rev, not seeing the truth, which is your role in this. 4 Cups & 4 Pentacles are both…narrow minded, apathetic, dismissive, unemotional, greedy, things aren’t good enough for them, possessively holding on to what is theirs and accepting nothing else. You may have been offered something and dismissed it, preferring to stay in this energy. Back to Queen of Swords at the beginning, you want something to smash through the wall, to communicate something to you and change this situation, but if it did you would cut off their head…and then complain the world is unfair. That’s what I’m getting from this reading. Pulling Periwinkle is all about balance and health, two things I’ve seen throughout the whole reading. She Shaman is the spiritual guru, The High Priestess, your intuition is trying to tell you something you have so far refused to hear. But you have a lot of spiritual energy around you, and the best ones 💜

Signs you may be dealing with:

Libra, Pisces, Gemini, Sagittarius, Cancer & Leo

Oracles: ✨

15 Honoring Your Energy 🧘‍♀️

We all have those days where we’re disinclined to do anything. We try all sorts of mental tricks to try and talk ourselves into what we “should” be doing. Does this ever work? No. We end up feeling guilty (a very low vibration) for not getting anything done, which causes us to try twice as hard the next day, which causes us to get overwhelmed and exhausted, which then leads to becoming caught up in a vicious cycle. Your body has rhythms just as everything else on Earth does - flowers 🌸 trees 🌳 plants, the weather, the elements. The tides ebb and flow, the sun and moon rise and set, animals hibernate, and flowers grow, bloom and go dormant. You need to listen to the inherent cycles within yourself. Rest when you need to, work when you need to. Do not try to “out think” natural rhythms. Go easy on yourself and reserve your judgement - you are your own harshest critic.

We enter into December as:

Emaciated Periwinkle ⚖️:

“I must create before the opportunity disappears.”

This card is a good indication that something is out of balance in your life. You may be too focused in one area and therefore neglecting another. Change takes place in proper time. Slow down. With balance we gain the love and support we need to take risks. Periwinkle is also an indication you need to look at your eating habits. This could be a plea from your body to take better care of yourself. This can also point out workaholism or any compulsive behavior that has you feeling out of whack. Is there a part of your life that needs serious attention from you? This card wishes to remind you that...you take you wherever you go.

What is to be learned in December:

She Shaman 🧝🏾‍♀️

“I will guide you to your muse.”

She Shaman whispers to you “Do not be like the old birch and wait for anyone else to tell you of your muse. Connect with it!” This is your destiny calling. The path you have chosen is an artistic one. The universe is waiting for you to begin your dance and express your love in a tangible art form. The time is now, the moment has arrived, it is a time for decisions to be made. Dance! Rejoice! Do not seek council outside of yourself to confirm what you know to be true inside. Do not wait for permission to act. You must trust your instinct and act from the voice within. Let go of any need for approval, your answers are within. You will not be alone, Spirit is with you.

Wine/Purple may be lucky colors 💜

[marshmallowprotection]

Hewwo! is it okay if I ask for a romantic match up please? Im a genderfluid (mostly leading towards female) gray-ace fella uwuhm, Like I said, its really hard for me to describe my personality^^;;Im an INTJ who can come up as extremely blunt person to people who dont know me very well(which is not a lie over all) but in the end Im just a really shy and introverted person in general.I usually only become more playful and outgoing with a certain group of friends, pretty much an empath (1)

I like to be that one friend who is constantly spoiling and taking care of everyone, maybe sometimes a little bit too selfless and by that I mean that sometimes I push the priorities of others before my own^^;;Im really direct yet empathethic with most peopleOver all im your chaotic little sibling with a slight temper lolI like all types of art when it comes to hobies, acting,singing,sewing and embroidery- but the one thing that im mostly into is drawing and playing music. (2) I would be a dream come true if I could ever write songs and play music with a group of people. Theatre kid? where? Im also a huge fan of greek mythology , anime, manga, fantasy books and fairytalesI totally dont end up hyperfixating in at least one of these ofc not, dont know what youre talking about. (3) Yes, im that one friend who will go missing for a month then randomly dm you one day to give you a full one hour ted talk of why (insert hyperfixation atm) is the best piece of media ever pfft -Inko (4)

I match you with...

V!

You're the kind of person who needs somebody who is comfortable with you. That isn't to say that everybody in a relationship isn't comfortable with their partner, what I mean by that is that you need somebody who understands the careful balance that comes from what makes you feel comfortable and uncomfortable. You need somebody who values the same amount of peace that you do. Not only do you need your personal space and time to be alone, you need somebody who wants to listen to you talk for hours about everything and about nothing. Someone who can be with you but knows when to step back.

What better person than V? He understands how important it is to have a moment to yourself to think about yourself and the universe, really. It's important to want to spend time with your partner, but at the same time, there are moments when you need to think about the big picture and what you like to do. That doesn't mean you have to do those things alone. You could both be doing your favorite hobby in the same room, just focusing separately on the same field of energy. He could be painting and you could be reading! There's nothing wrong with that. It's the best place to be.

[tuliptic]

"You're the death of me," they said. But why? And how?

Piles go from left to right, photos are taken by me, everything is literally by me. And I do not consent my work being used by third parties in other websites as well.

Now. Breathe in with me, and then breathe out. Picked your pile? Let's find out what are the answers

Disclaimer: This is solely for my entertainment purposes. Take only whatever you feel like it. If it doesn’t resonate, it’s okay to just drop it. 

Content warning: Sexual topics mentioned briefly without much details. Just to let y’all know beforehand.

Decks used: Luna Cat Tarot Deck (Major Arcana), Kawaii Tarot Deck, Sweet Dreams Oracle Deck, Starcodes Astro Oracle Deck, self made decks.

Pile 1:

With The Emperor being the overall energy in this pile, what I’m seeing here is some self demanding, where you have high expectations of yourself, and others as well at times. You have your idea of how you hold your destiny, and you often expect the same of others, probably why you may feel weird that people are not willing to improve or why would you have an FS and all those questions. Change is also very prominent here, where you live for changes, and changes often come to you. What I’m mainly feeling here is a soulmate relationship (there’s The World and The Lover) coming out for you in other places and… Yeah, just take it as you see fit. Cuz with all the questions you have about yourself and others, your FS is still head over heels, madly thinking about you all time.

Emotional attraction: Three of Cups rx 

Pfft for some feeling, your FS might want to start a fling with you, something short, something not so serious. But oh how the tables have turned, cuz seeing you with how you’re not someone to mess with may make them want to have you. It’s the cliche “I can fix him” trope, except you have no intention of fixing anyone. It’s just they’re learning from you about the ways of life and have been slowly seriously attracted by you. And they change. There’s a Death card in the entire reading and it symbolizes the dying of old ways and embracing the new ways. The catalyst? It’s you. They’re changing for the better because of you as they wanted to be the right one to be by your side, to be someone you’re willing to show off.

Emotional addiction: Eight of Cups rx 

And now we come to this card. Do y’all know one of the messages for this card is fear of change? There we go! There’s a lot of fear in your FS, but that somehow gets them more addicted to you. Fear of you leaving, fear of being left behind in terms of work progress or status in life, and many other more fears. You never wanted him to feel those emotions, but they just… Sorta has it. Prolly cuz of the trauma they experienced when they were younger. But all these fears just made them want to be better, pushed them to be better to be your equal. No, not masochistic tendencies but just… You. It’s all because it’s you and they want to achieve what you’ve achieved, so that you can look into their eyes and say “I noticed you, I saw you, I’m looking at you now.” kinda thing. 

Physical attraction: The Fool rx

This pile is starting to make more and more sense cuz The Fool in reverse gives me the feeling of maturity, as it’s the opposite of a fun and new beginning. You prolly have had a lot going through in your life, specifically school, career or family. Hence, there’s this old soul kinda vibe in you, where you may unconsciously present the more mature side of you. You may be young, yes, but people tend to say you look older than your age because of how your eyes focus on things, how your thoughts have formed you to be who you show to the outer world. Which was probably what made them want to have a fling with you because they wanted to see what it’s like beneath that hard shell.

Mental stimulation: Six of Cups rx

Honestly speaking, at this point I’m already tired of talking about mental maturity here but still the cards are telling me that. As your FS gets to know you more, they noticed that you’re working on yourself more and that you’re resolving any childhood issues, any traumas that have made you who you are today. While you appreciate being the strong you right now, wounds still need to be healed. This part of it just makes them amazed. They’ve prolly never needed to go through this and don't know the difficulties in healing your inner child. But they are willing to learn. They wanted to know more about you, about how amazing you’ve flourished, and they fall in love with you again and again.

Other forms of addiction: Knight of Swords rx

-Covers face in agony- ‘Aite let’s get back in. Your FS prolly has a tendency of annoying you just to hear whatever sarcasm or witty words you’ll be throwing back at him. I swear to god I don’t think they have a masochistic personality but the cards seem to tell me otherwise. ANYWAYS. Back to what we’re talking about here. They prolly like how you (lightly) hit them when they said something annoying or cheesy, since you’re prolly not very used to them. Or maybe they teased you a lot, thinking you didn’t know what they’re talking about, while you understood every single word and retorted back in the same way/language.

Remember what I said earlier in the first paragraph? About this being a soulmate relationship? Yeah. There may be fights and disagreements in life, but y’all know how to resolve it instead of sweeping it under the carpet. You both understand the importance of connecting with each other and that’s one thing that’s very telling. You two attracted each other into your lives and you slowly let go of whatever self criticism you have.

Ooh, one thing I need to share with you is that they like you, they love you a lot. They may act all nonchalant or fun and cheesy, but deep down in their hearts they’re really REALLY madly in love with you. They want you to hug them and to love them, just like how much they love you, just like how much their life depends on you showering them with the love they crave for. They are your other half, and y’all need to explore the ways of balancing the relationship because the past may be a ‘lil rocky.

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Pile 2:

The overall energy of this pile is hella intense. When the two cards fell out, I wanted to take only one but then upon looking at them, yeah they're gonna be a pair, cuz it's The Tower and The Devil. Personally I feel that there's no black and white in the energy present here. It's just, intense. No it's not all over the place, it's just at a place and it's building its strength there. 

I'm trying to keep this PG 13 but not gonna lie, it does give me a huge sexual energy between the both of you. No one should be judging you on that, not even yourself. Some may be easily sexually attracted to other people so yeah.

Emotional attraction: The Chariot rx

They like how things build up, letting the pining and tension between you two simmer. Or maybe how you’ve put a distance between you and them, only allowing them to slowly approach you. They like the pursuit, the chase, the patience and strategic planning to approach you. It's like... Extending the sexual tension in between you two. Yes it's there but instead of raving and rushing through it, it's gonna be like... Let it level up slowly until you're madly in love with them, until you can't think of anyone else other than them. 

Emotional addiction: Eight of Pentacles

They get hooked onto you by seeing how you've been working on yourself, how you've been wanting to master a particular skill, or multiple skills. I'm not surprised if this pile is learning a lot of things and wants to get good at it. Them seeing you getting better at saying the corniest pick up line just makes them fall for you even more. The way you focus on getting your shit done? Perfect. It'll make them torn cuz they want you to do your best and yet they also wanna kiss you and tell you that you're amazing. Honestly speaking, having both is possible you'll need to tell them that.

Physical attraction: Page of Swords

There's this youthful look/glow that you have. It's not gonna be about the appearance but the energy you give out. Probably have air influence in your rising sign (signs, degrees, Mercury, Venus or Uranus conjuncting your AC). There's this liveliness that you expressed when they first noticed about you, and that constantly be one thing they looked for in you. They love the air energy of yours and will get worried if you're not as upbeat as you were, or not as witty as you used to be. For some reason, the way you send text may also say something about it? Do you use a lot of emojis in your text? That too.

Mental stimulation: Six of Pentacles rx

Shrewd with your words. You're actually someone who's really smart and has a lot of concrete knowledge. Instead of the air type of intelligence, where one knows a lot of things and random knowledge, your sort of intelligence is something that you've learnt throughout the years, through your pains and tears. Those are what we're talking about here. And it's gonna take a lot of probing and coaxing from their side to get to know you better. You're the exact opposite of an open book; you're a sealed book. And guess what? They have the magic key to unseal you. You trust them and are willing to share about yourself, but those were already ingrained and you, to the point you don't know how to tell your story, which part of the plot to focus on and all. And this is what stimulates them the most.

Other forms of addiction: Two of Pentacles

For some reason, this balance over here is giving me peak Libra energy, of wanting things to be fair and square. Yess boo I'm looking at you. Instead of talking about addiction, it's more of how they're attracted to your need to have things in balance, and want things to be fair, equal give and take, especially in terms of money. It's giving me the feeling of gift gifting, where you match the same with your FS. 

Another thing I'm picking up on is that you tend to have great guts or intuition on certain things with people around you, for people around you. But not towards yourself. It's time to trust your feelings cuz there will be a lot of downloads from the universe coming to you, and you're called to accept the changes coming your way because that's what your FS is bringing every single day. If you're single, it's time to manifest your dreams, desires and goals.

You activated so many potentials in your FS, expanded the view they have towards the world. This partnership that you two share holds a lot more meaning that you could never think of. Juno is significant here too so you may check your Juno sign in astrology.

Also, don't hide things from your FS because you think it's too much for them. They rather two to share the burden instead of you shouldering everything. You guys will share a lovely marriage together, so please let your thoughts out and share them together. They're prolly insecure as well, and they are head over heels with you cuz you're always in their head, making them unable to think of anything else. You're literally the death of them.

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Pile 3:

The overall energy that you give your FS is that you’re not one to be messed with, that you have this air of regality over you, and you’re sitting in your throne, knowing what you want and what you work for. You steer your way through the sea of life, no matter how hard and harsh the waves may be. These all made your FS head over heels for you, cuz the confidence you have is different from the atrocities others have.

Emotional attraction: Wheel of Fortune

This card appeared twice in the entire spread and I really like to think that this is a fated connection, something that’s like soulmate. They’re somehow attracted to you upon meeting you or interacting with you, and slowly but surely, they fell for you. Sounds cliche, but that’s what the cards say, not me. Also, instead of saying it’s purely fate, I strongly believe that you’ve been working on yourself and your FS sees that. Whatever effort you’ve put in working with yourself is seen. They see it and acknowledge it, appreciating how you’ve strived to make yourself a better person.

Emotional addiction: Nine of Pentacles rx

Somehow somewhat, there’s this sense that they like how you’re not independent at times. You’re sitting on your throne, having everything and anything you want. Yet sometimes, you just want to act spoiled and lean on someone while not giving a shit with the responsibilities in life. They like how you trust them to the point you let your shield down with them, allowing them to see your most vulnerable side and letting them pamper you. With this, it makes it seem that they have a reason to stay by your side, although they know very well that the entire relationship is balanced.

Physical attraction: Six of Pentacles

The way you’re generous with the people in need, the people you care for, and most importantly, generous with yourself. It’s very obvious in how you care for people, and there may be a chance that one of your love languages is gift giving. But yeah, that is something that caught their attention, especially when you spend money to "decorate" yourself, and people also do the same for you because you helped them too. Something here gives me the feeling that some of you may like having inks on you, or have the habit of writing things/reminders on your hands. Man imagine you writing something on your hand and your FS just takes your hand over in theirs to see what you've written. That just happened in my head okay.

Mental stimulation: Page of Wands

Creativity is something that links you both together. You both have some artistic traits that you two interrelate. For some reason, I thought of one composing music for a poem the other wrote, or one drawing a comic for a fic the other wrote. You both like to keep things fresh and explore various topics, and they enjoy their time with you a whole lot cuz it's never boring or dull with you. There's also a touch of youth here where they feel like they're constantly learning new things about the world, learning new things about your interests, and most of all, learning new things about you. There are so many layers to you and they'd love to understand you and get to know you more.

Other forms of addiction: Four of Cups rx

Once again, instead of saying there's addiction, I feel that this card here tells that you've freed them from their stagnation, from whatever they've been holding in the past, and all they focus on right now is to see how they can move forward with you in the future. Just a scenario to explain this: They may have had a crush in the past and it's just difficult to move past. But then you appeared and slowly replaced the crush he had on the other person, and now they're focusing on you, with every intention to grow with you instead of standing in the same place. It's as though their eyes are now opened and they know what they want to focus on, and they work on it. 

The theme of stagnancy is pretty prominent in this reading, and it's highly cuz of you. This is something very different from what I've written above cuz this is definitely you. You've been unwilling to get out of your shell, only wanting to stay in your mind. And at times, this trait of yours makes them want to shake those thoughts out of your head. High possibilities that you may feel yourself are unworthy of love and think that no person that charming and attractive will be romantically interested in you. 

This is your calling to surrender the self-limiting beliefs and to welcome the new magic into your life. It's difficult, yeah, but baby steps. I believe this community is with you to celebrate every little success you've achieved. Time to put this coping mechanism of not wanting to feel disappointment and rewire the thoughts that failure is never a disappointment. We're all just small beings in life so what's wrong in falling a little? You're not gonna be like Evergreen being stuck at the Suez Canal anyways.

By surrendering the old past, only you will be awakened and will be reborn into limitless possibilities, heck, even things you've never been able to imagine. Your guides are watching over you and have wanted to work with you, to show you the miracles of life, to show you how wonderful the world can be, how abundant in blessings and support you are.

There are times that your FS may wanna confront you and your toxic behaviours and you may question if you were meant to be together. But know that even the best team out there takes time to work together. That's the same with you both, where you two are the strongest combination you'll ever have to venture into a future together. You're their first and their last, and they wanna hold your hand and dance with you. Don't think lowly of yourself, you can't imagine how lonely they feel without you by their side and how much they want your presence.

You may not see it now, but you're a butterfly. When the time comes, you will be reborn again and transformed anew.

[yeosatinyngz]

HIIIIYAAAA lily babes <3 was wondering if you could do rindou ran and sanzu headcanons with a s/o who unintentionally swears a lot and has sarcastic remarks

Thank u for ur hard work sweetheart 🥰🥰💖

Hiii <3 I’m actually terrible at headcanons but I’ll try my best for you. I hope this is what you wanted. Aww, no need to thank me at all. Thank you for requesting! 🥰💖💕

Sarcastic Reader who unintentionally curses a lot

↳GN Reader

Warning: From the title alone you can already guess that there will be cursing so if that’s not your cup of tea don’t press keep reading.

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Rindou would be on his last straw when he hears your sarcastic remarks (especially after a long day at work). He doesn’t mind you unintentionally cursing though.

Sarcasm Scenario:

“Fuck this shit, I’m done”

“Are you alright?”

“Oh I am just so swell, everything is just sunshine and rainbows😐”

“I was just asking cause I was worried about you, you don’t have to always be so sarcastic you know. It pisses me off.”

"Well, obviously I'm not alright. Look I don't want to fight so let's just drop this please."

"No, I'm sick and tired of your sarcasm. I'm exhausted from work and was worried about my s/o but all I get back is sarcasm and attitude. I don't want to deal with this."

Cursing scenario:

“This is so fucking annoying”

“Never have I been so pissed off before”

“Babe is everything alright?”

“No, it’s just that my coworker has been annoying the fuck out of me”

“I tell him everything to not do and you know what he does? DOES EVERY FUCKING THING I TOLD HIM NOT TO DO.”

“That little fucking shit wasted my precious time.”

“Wow you normally curse a lot but damn you’re really cursing up a storm.”

Ran is living for it (only when you're not teasing him). He would join along with your sarcastic remarks. Which is why you both are a perfect match. He finds you cursing hot (simp).

Sarcasm scenario:

*Rindou Choking*

"Omg is he choking?"

"No shit sherlock. You're just so clever aren't you."

"Pfft, isn't he the smartest person we’ve ever met."

“Yeah, smarter than Tadayuki Konno” (He’s the smartest person in Japan)

“I get it guys, just stop already🙄”

Cursing scenario:

“Fuck, that shit hurts.”

“Say that again.”

“That shit hurts?”

“Ah yes, music to my ears.”

“The fuck is wrong with you, I’m hurt and you’re here wanting me to repeat me cursing?!”

“Keep degrading me.”

“Bye, at this point the pain is more bearable than dealing with you.”

Sanzu doesn’t think about it too much since he curses a lot whether it be unintentional or not. He thinks your sarcastic remarks are funny.

Sarcasm scenario:

“You want to go to McDonald’s?”

“To eat?”

“Nooo, so we can play in their PlayPlace”

“Omg really :D”

“No, we’re getting food ._.”

“Oh hahaha you’re so funny”

Cursing scenario:

“FUCKING HELL, I CAN’T HAVE SHIT.”

“THE FUCK ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT.”

“I’M JUST SO FUCKING PISSED SO I’M LETTING OFF SOME STEAM THIS WAY.”

“WELL WHY DON’T YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN.”

“WHY ARE YOU CURSING AT ME?!”

“CAUSE YOU’RE CURSING.”

“WELL FUCK.”

“FUCKITY FUCK.”

“THE FUCK?”

“I HAVE TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE, SO I WILL HAVE THE LAST SAY IN THIS SO WHY DON’T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

“I literally can’t with you, I used up all my energy screaming and cursing so I’m going to go take a nap.”

“HA YOU LOSE YOU LIL FUCKER.”

“Please just shut up already, I already gave up🙄”

[no-gorms]

Speaking of omegaverse from your last ask... maybeeeee one day you'd write a tony mpreg fic. Doesn't even have to be omegaverse. I'll take implied or post mpreg too 🥺 I'll be hoping and waiting 💛 meanwhile I'm going to sit myself down and read your newest fic! Have a nice day!

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Hmmm🤔 I'm not interested in a long fic, no, but how about a tiny one? You can take this mpreg ficlet as a standalone established relationship or futurefic for any of the a/b/o Steve/Tony fics I've posted.

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Tony’s been busy in the workshop all afternoon, but as soon as FRIDAY gives him the head’s up, he drops everything and is out of there. This is, for the most part, not that different from his usual routine when an away team returns after a mission, but the eagerness of his steps has taken a new flavor as of late.

Steve is just coming down the Quinjet ramp when Tony makes it up to the hangar. Tony quickly notes that all teammates are upright and mobile, and expends the minimal amount of effort to be polite in acknowledging them. That done, he immediately turns to Steve and says, “How we doing? What’s our status?”

Steve tucks his helmet under his arm and smiles wryly. “Hello to you, too, Tony.”

“Going to take that to mean that there’s no serious injuries, but no telling on the less serious.” Tony immediately starts touching Steve, pushing at his combat suit here and there to show where it’s damaged, because the armor at least won’t lie.

“Minimal, I promise,” Steve says.

“Good, good, good. How’s your adrenaline?” Tony says. “Riding high?”

“Okay, out of here,” Sam says as he quickly walks past.

“Don’t mind him,” Steve says, just as Tony is about to snark at Sam. “Did you have a good day?”

“Yep, very productive, but not as productive as it’s about to be.” Tony loops his arm into Steve’s and pulls. “Hut hut, time’s a-wasting! We got a full afternoon ahead of us, and there’s baby-making on the agenda.”

“Wow, all right,” Steve says, though he lets himself be dragged along. “That’s very romantic. You’re not going to make an effort for me?”

“Please,” Tony scoffs. “You want me no matter what I look like. Or say.”

“Ah, guilty.” Steve follows Tony into the elevator – just the two of them, the rest coincidentally deciding to hang back – and watches with an amused eye as Tony jabs at the button furiously as if he didn’t program practically everything in the building. When the elevator starts moving, Tony exhales with relief, and then with fond annoyance when Steve presses his nose against Tony’s neck, scenting him. Steve continues, “But it sounds like you’re stressing yourself out, and that can’t be good.”

“Pfft, this is the opposite of stress. This is energy, this is readiness! Anyway, I made a chart, so now we roughly know when it’s mostly likely to take and…” Tony trails off when Steve pushes at him suddenly, crowding him against the wall of the elevator just when the door opens to their personal quarters. Tony huffs a laugh, while warmth thickens down below in response to Steve’s proximity, but he puts his foot down. “Okay, yes, but not here.”

Steve pulls back. He silently wraps a hand around Tony’s wrist and steps out of the elevator, drawing Tony with him. Tony blinks up at him in confusion, because Steve’s lightly indulgent demeanor has gone, replaced with a strange alertness.

“Well,” Steve says slowly. “I don’t think you need to worry anymore.”

Tony sighs. “I love you, Steve, but I am not getting any younger and…” He trails off as he takes in Steve’s expression, which Tony now recognizes is of surety and surprise. “You’re fucking kidding me.”

“I’m not a hundred percent—”

“Serum or not, you can’t smell that on me, not this early!”

“I just really know your scent,” Steve says. “It’s… very specific, when it changes.”

Tony looks down at himself. He doesn’t feel any different, which kind of offends him. Surely he would know before Steve does, right? He pats himself, just in case, and Steve’s hands come to rest on top of his.

“I just thought I should tell you,” Steve says, almost nervously. “I won’t bed you under false pretenses.”

“I’m married to a man who still uses ‘bed’ as a verb,” Tony says wistfully. “This is the guy I’ve chosen to have a kid with.”

“Thank goodness,” Steve says. “So, uh. Do you want to check, or do you want to…”

Tony considers his options. He does want to know for sure, but on the other hand he has been worked up about this all day. Plus Steve, no matter that he sounds calm about it, does have a slightly shell-shocked wideness to his eyes that makes Tony think that having his dick sat on for a bit will help him process that they’re going to be parents. Plus going at it one more time would probably be good for morale in general.

“Right.” Tony hooks his hand into the harness by Steve’s shoulder and drags him along to the bedroom. “Test can wait.”

[absolutepokemontrash]

MC With A Lot Of Hobbies

As requested by an Anon! (Sorry, I accidentally posted a draft of the actual request)

Lucifer

Huh, the human’s painting, that’s nice. Anyway, back to work.

It appears now the human is… embroidering. They evidently brought down an artistic type. Oh, now they’re programming, and… baking, and knitting Mammon some socks…

MC stop, they should know by now that Mammon’s going to try and make money off of their multitude of hobbies.

Lucifer does find it quite nice that they brought such a talented human into the exchange program.

It’s just… their room is a mess of stuff. Their bookshelves are filled with scrapbooks instead of their textbooks, their drawers are filled with yarn, their back table is coated in painting supplies… MC needs to organize or Lucifer’s going to have an aneurism.

Mammon

Sorry everyone, this guy’s one of those “monetize your hobbies!” types. He cannot fathom having a talent and not making money off it. Well, at least till MC tries to teach him how to knit.

He gives up a total of 7 times on the first day, but always ends up picking the needles back up and trying again. It wasn’t like he liked sharing a hobby with MC or anything even though he wasn’t making any money off of it…

It wasn’t like he likes watching them get so passionate about all the things they enjoyed!

It’s not like he LIKES them or anything- oh shit MC! Look! He made a scarf!!!! A real scarf he can wear!

He’s so happy! MC! Teach him something else because he’s clearly mastered knitting!

Leviathan

Levi’s got three hobbies, gaming, watching anime, and self loathing. Okay that’s not true, he has more.

But the first time Levi saw MC engaging in all their interests, he wasn’t impressed. Pfft, stupid normie and their stupid hobbies.

Once he found out MC also makes cosplays as a hobby he’s over the damn moon. He finally has a buddy! And they game too?? Oh marry him now! Wait- no- he didn’t mean that- shit-

MC and Levi do that whole “parallel play” thing when they hang out, where Levi’s making his cosplay and MC’s making their’s and the vibe is just, *chill*.

It’s also very comforting to Levi to know that other people like the things he likes!

Satan

So it appears the human is a bookworm. How nice, anyway-

Satan’s not impressed at first, sure the human likes to read and the two could hold a casual conversation, but Satan still wasn’t all too interested in this human.

Well, until Satan sees them arts and crafting a felt cat figurine.

He casually slides into whatever room MC is and asks how they make such adorable things. MC explains like the sweetheart they are, and since Satan can’t control his love of cats, he gets to work making some kitty figurines!

Later down the line, Satan gifts MC a little felt cat figurine that he made. Sure it isn’t the nicest, but he tried his best. The kitty sits proudly on whatever surface in MC’s room that isn’t occupied by other hobby supplies.

Asmodeus

Ooooo~ he’s got a talented little human on his hands. Did he ever tell MC that being multi talented is a massive turn on?

Well, it’s Asmo, almost everything is at least a little bit of a turn on.

Asmo took note of MC’s love of painting and asked begged to be the subject of their next painting. MC accepted and Asmo got into a “paint me like one of your French girls” pose.

Asmo just adores everything his sweet MC makes for him, and he’s practically over the moon whenever MC invites him to come and try out whatever they’re doing with them!

It’s just… MC please organize your stuff a little better… would they like some clear bins? He has a Pinterest board for these kinds of things you know.

Beelzebub

MC has a lot of hobbies? That’s nice.

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Is cooking one of them?

As cliche as this is, the first thing on Beel’s brain is food. Can MC cook? What can they cook? Can he have some? But once he finds out MC likes to play sports too, he’s even more excited!

…until he realizes that Fangol probably isn’t safe for them :/

Either way, the two exercise in the gym together, and MC makes plenty of fun food for Beel.

Every time it’s MC’s turn to cook Beel shows up with suggestions.

But the cutest thing? MC knitted Beel a pair of mittens because it was getting a tad colder in the Devildom. The human is just so cute Beel can’t even…

Belphegor

The human does… things? Gross. One of their hobbies better be sleeping or Belphie’s going to whine about lack of cuddles.

…brat.

The whining all came to an end when Belphie had the misfortune of falling asleep without his pillow… he had nothing to snuggle or rest his head on… this world… so lonely and cold…

Oh! What was this! Something to snuggle has been given to him! He can now sleep easy…

Belphie wakes up to find a little handmade plushie in his arms… who could this have been made by?! He must go on a quest to find his plushie Cinderella!

Oh, it was MC… they were sitting right next to him. Good, a quest would have taken a lot of energy.

Next time MC invites him to try on of their hobbies, he’s going. Maybe MC can teach him how to make more stuffed animals.

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This entire family is going to be sitting on their knees around the coffee table doing various different types of crafts while Diavolo stands in the doorway like a proud father.

[leftperfectionmoon]

❝𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒚 𝒗𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆❞

• pairing: sherlock (bbc) x fem!reader

• genre: fluff

• summary: reader is drunk and sherlock fullfills her drunk wish.

• word count: 2,483

• warnings: none

MASTERLIST

The phone ring forces Sherlock to put down the book that he is reading. He pulls the phone out of his pocket and sees his girlfriend's name flash on the screen. A wave of worry splashes over him. It's almost midnight. She'd told him she'd be home by this time. Now, Sherlock isn't the kind of boyfriend who monitors his girlfriend's actions. She's an adult and completely capable of taking care of herself, he tells himself. But she'd given him her word that she'd be back early and now she's buzzing his phone instead of the doorbell.

"Hello? You alright?" He answers calmly not letting his worry affect his voice.

"Wha- Yes, yes. I'm great." Her voice is slurred combined with a muffled giggle.

"You're drunk?" He questions surprised.

"Pfft, barely. I'm just a little tipsy." She chuckles. "Oh, by the way, I called to let you know I'm staying here for the night."

"What? Why?" Sherlock frowns in confusion.

"Because I don't think it's a good idea to step out drunk now. My friends are staying too." Her voice sounds impatient as the music blaring in the background makes it hard to understand her.

Friends?

Earlier this evening when she was leaving she said that it will be some of the women that she works with, who were actually pretty boring in her opinion but she wanted to seem polite so she didn't decline the invitation for the gathering. She'd said that she'd leave early though, which was easily working in Sherlock's favor.

Sherlock won't admit this but he's been wanting to spend more time with (Y/N). He stays busy with his cases and when he comes back at ungodly hours she's usually passed out tired on the couch or in the bedroom. Tonight, neither does he have any late-night working cases, nor is any detective inspectors bursting through the flat's door to take him away for an emergency. And as (Y/N) was coming back early he decided to enjoy his time being around her.

Yes, around, not with, around. In his defense, he's never been in a relationship before. His usual way of enjoying her company is being in the same room as her, and basking in her presence as he appears to be stoic, cold, and busy.

". . .no, NO! D-Don't stay. . ." He sounds panicked now. "I mean, I'll come, pick you up. Text me the address."

"Sherlock, don't tell me what to do." She's annoyed. "I'm actually enjoying this. I want to stay." She sounds sheepish.

"I thought parties drain your energy..." He taunts. "...and you don't even know the bride well." He keeps his voice as casual as possible.

"Well, that was before I attended a bachelorette's party. This is like a girls sleepover but fancy." She laughs.

"Well, you said you'd be home early and I was relying on that. I need your help with a case." He lies, keeping a professional tone.

"What could you possibly need help with at this hour?" He hears her whine. "And even if you do, I'm not coming." She adds.

There is a silence from Sherlock's side. He tries to think about how he could convince her to come back. He knows she'd come back leaving everything else away if he'd just tell her that he's missing her, but again, he's too proud to admit it.

"Please, (Y/N), this one is of extreme importance."

"That's a lie, Sherlock." She chuckles.

"Of course it's not! Lestrade just called." He hears another scoff at the end of the line.

"If that was true, Sherlock, you wouldn't be convincing me. You'd already be dragging me out of this place."

Sherlock falls silent in defeat but he's a little impressed with the fact that she knows him very well.

"Can I hang up now? The others are waiting for me." She asks after a long pause.

"I - wait - I, um -" He stutters.

"Huh?"

"I, um, miss you." He says slowly with a low voice.

"I'm sorry, what was that?" She sounds amused and he can certainly picture her smirking.

"You heard me perfectly well."

"I'm not sure I heard it right."

"Yes, you did. You heard it right." He says monotonously.

"Say it or I'm staying here."

Sherlock sighs.

"Uh, I miss you." He says clearer this time.

This time there's silence from her side.

"(Y/N)? Are you still there?"

After another moment of silence, she finally answers.

"I've sent you the address. Be quick." She orders, then hangs up the next second.

He blinks at his phone and sees a text message appear. Without giving it another thought he grabs his coat and scarf, and dashes out of the apartment.

- - - - - - - - - - -

Thirty minutes later he stands out in front of a two-story house and waits for his girlfriend to come out. He's sent her a text about ten minutes ago to let her know that he's arrived and the taxi is waiting but he doesn't understand what's taking her so long.

The front door to the house opens and she walks out clumsily. There's another woman with an arm around his girlfriend's shoulder keeping her steady. Sherlock isn't very pleased with the sight. She's completely drunk now. She's wearing a flower crown, he notices. There wasn't any flower crown when she'd left 221B. She looks pretty though. Her elegant white dress would have made her look like a princess had she not been a drunken mess.

"You drank more?" He asks her knitting his eyebrows together as she approaches closer.

"Yessss.." She slurs. "I told you . . . I'm gonna be drunk." After that, she launches herself on Sherlock making him almost lose his balance.

"No, you didn't." He grumbles composing himself then clutches her to his chest to keep her from stumbling away.

He awkwardly looks at the other woman who watches them with an amused smile and mutters a thank you.

The chill of the wind sends shivers down his spine and so he hands her the extra coat he brought along for her and presses her closer into his side.

(Y/N)'s heels stop clicking as she stops and turns to look at Sherlock. A smirk painted across her face.

"I missed you too!" She coos pinching his cheeks softly as she giggles.

Sherlock stands stiff pulling daggers at her. Her action erupts chaos inside his mind.

Truth to be told, it makes him feel vulnerable and he rarely ever feels vulnerable. The electric jolt that shoots from his spine to his neck makes him queasy as he watches her smile sweetly at him. He feels compromised.

"Stop. Doing. That." He says lowly, trying to hide his embarrassment as he tries to catch her hands.

"Oh, is it bad for your reputation?" She mocks tilting her face closer to his shoulder.

He gives her a cold stare and turns around balancing the drunk girl on one of his sides.

"Let's go, the taxi is waiting."

He hurries her out of the place and they reach the taxi that waits outside. It takes Sherlock a couple more attempts to get (Y/N) to keep quiet. Alcohol makes her quite cheeky, he notes it in his mind.

The ride goes exactly as Sherlock expected it. Disorderly. The girl pressed close to his shoulder kept babbling about things that Sherlock wasn't sure if he understood but he knew better than to interrupt her.

They reach Baker Street and Sherlock helps her out of the taxi. (Y/N) leans towards the driver's seat with a worried look.

"Sir, you should not work this late." She almost sounds like she's scolding and the driver throws a confused look towards Sherlock. "I'm sure your family's worried about you and this also messes up your sleep sche-" Before she could turn it into a lecture Sherlock pulls her away from the taxi window.

"It's his job. Let him do it peacefully." Sherlock mutters to her before apologizing to the driver and paying him his fare.

(Y/N) opens her mouth to respond but Sherlock puts a finger on her lips like one would silence a child.

"Don't. Everyone's asleep. We don't want them to wake up."

She murmurs an 'okay' and wraps her arms around his middle as he leads her inside 221B.

To Sherlock's surprise, she was able to climb the stairs without his help. He was actually hoping that he'd have to carry her upstairs, but when he vocalized the idea she burst out laughing, kissed his cheek, and kept climbing the stairs.

They enter the flat and (Y/N) sits down on the floor with her legs stretched forward while taking her coat off. She closes her eyes softly and sighs in relief.

"Why are you on the floor?" Her boyfriend's voice interrupts her moment.

"It's cold. I like it." She answers and then takes off her heels.

"Are you. . . tired?" Sherlock asks hesitantly.

"No." She smiles opening her eyes. "Are you?"

Sherlock shakes his head as a reply and she pats the place near her for him to sit there.

"It's cold." He deadpans and extends his hand towards her.

She rolls her eyes at him but takes his hand and he pulls her off the ground. She stumbles slightly but Sherlock manages to catch her and pulls her close.

"Hi." She breaths with a titter, now wrapping her arms around his neck.

Sherlock can smell the alcohol off her with a slight hint of her perfume. She looks at him with her twinkling eyes as he sucks in his breath. Her warm fingertips run clumsily over the fabric of his shirt and she slowly lays her head on his chest.

"Let's get you to bed." He straightens himself up and begins to move only to feel a little resistance from her side.

"I'm not sleepy." He feels her words vibrate over his chest.

"Are you sure? Your state would say otherwise."

"I'm not! I want to stay here with you." She whines lifting her head, now giving Sherlock a pout. "Didn't you say you missed me?" Her hands ball up the back of his shirt in desperation.

Sherlock swallows hard looking at her innocent face. Intoxicated or not, she always has that power over him.

"What do you want to do?" He asks giving in with a sigh.

"Let's dance." Her face adores a bright smile.

"What? Now?" He frowns.

"Yes. Please!" She whines.

"I don't dance."

"Yes, you do!"

"No. I don't."

"Yes! I know you do, Sherlock. Please, I want to dance. With you. I've seen you dance before." Her voice, full of urgency.

"When did you see me dance?" He raises an eyebrow.

"Uhh. . . . at John's wedding, obviously. . . . . with Janine." She grimaces at the end. A crooked smile appears on Sherlock's lips.

"Were you spying on us?"

Her mouth hangs agape before she answers again.

". . . well, you guys weren't exactly subtle about it. She was following you around like a puppy. It wasn't very hard to tell that she was into you. . ." She scrunches up her nose in annoyance, probably recalling the scene as she rants on.

Sherlock enjoys listening to it as he knows that she'd never admitted this if she were sober. Before anyone one of them could even realize it, they start swaying slowly from side to side.

A moment later, Sherlock stops and steps aside.

"If we're going to dance then at least we could do it right."

He takes out his phone and seconds later soft piano music fills the room. With the volume turned up, he sets his phone on the table and turns to her with an extended hand. She lets out a low squeal of excitement. His face holds the same expression that it usually does; cold and unaffected straight face, but something about the way his eyes peer into her says that he wasn't bored.

He spins her slowly, leading her around the room. (Y/N)'s clumsy motion makes her stumble a couple of times before Sherlock straightens her up. The piano beat was long lost, leaving them completely out of sync with the melody. Not that they cared about it or anything.

"Stop looking down. It's distracting you!" He scolds.

"But then I'll step on your feet."

"Just keep your eyes on me, and follow my lead."

So she does as he says but poor Sherlock keeps grunting loudly every time she steps on his feet which results in a hard time for (Y/N) to keep a straight face.

"Don't tell me that you haven't wooed any girls with these moves. I mean, dancing is one thing, but ballroom dancing is a whole new level." She looks up at him with awe.

"Well, wooing girls was never really my focus. ." He mumbles, his face strained from trying his best to not turn pink.

"Uh-huh."

". . . at least until now."

(Y/N) lets out a bashful giggle as she struggles to meet Sherlock's eyes.

He smiles at the ceiling finding himself rather satisfied with her reaction.

"I really want to kiss you, right now." It's a hesitant plea from her.

And so she does. Their feet stop as their hands slip into each other's hair. Sherlock feels dizzy by the way her fingers roam around his nape. The piano music in the background blends in perfectly. It's a short but tender kiss and the most innocent one he's experienced in his life.

She pulls away slowly still feeling the warmth of his lips and unable to hide her grin. She admires Sherlock as he returns a half-smile. Swollen lips, cheeks red as a rose, and eyes holding her heart hostage.

He then suddenly stands straight and gives her a disapproving glare. (Y/N) starts sputtering with laughter.

She's transferred her flower crown onto his head.

Sherlock reaches ahead to take it off but she catches his arm quickly.

"No, it suits you, please!" She requests holding both of his hands away from his face.

"Suits? I look ridiculous!" He scoffs taking a quick glimpse from the mirror above the fireplace.

"Yes, but now you don't look intimidating." She giggles fixing the flower crown on his head.

"You think I'm intimidating?"

"No, I said you look intimidating, because you're scowling all the time."

"I don't care, I'm not wearing this thing." He ignores her and frees his hands out of hers to take it off.

"Come on! No one's watching you here. And it's not like I'm going to tell anyone about it. This will be for my eyes only." She attempts to bat her lashes at him dramatically.

". . . . that's not working on me." He answers amused.

"Fine. But kiss me one last time before you take it off." She orders.

And so he obeys, chuckling at his girlfriend's order.

special tags: @starks-hero

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