#the texture of the fruit is bad
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kiwi just continues to be the absolute worst fruit
please stop putting them in otherwise lovely fruit salads
#the texture of the fruit is bad#the texture of the tiny seeds? also bad#they somehow manage to taste like bad strawberries and bad pineapples mixed together and then watered down#and they make the skin in my mouth peel off#and unlike other fruit that also does this (when it's getting close to monthly shot time) there is no reward#anyway my point is that these kiwi-flavored hi chew are way too true to life re: the level of unpleasant astringent sour bullshit
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Grian would SO have sensory issues. The watchers would be so confused... "why wont it eat".... hes not beating the child allagations that's for sure...
Food textures are the worst thing ever bc food can TASTE good but the texture is awful 💔
I agree with u I think he’d have multiple sensory issues
I think Watcher Mum would encourage him to try some Watcher food (bugs and fruit-), even if he rejects it at first, he gives up arguing and tries it. She takes him seriously after this when he gags.
#Ask#fruit tastes so good but the textures r always bad#he literally cannot beat the child allegations with the watchers#If he behaves… if he acts out…. Do everything they want… reject them…. All the same
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Me: Honestly just trying to get more fun and interesting fruits and veggies in my diet because they taste good, have vitamins and shit, and I've been uninspired with cooking lately
Food blogs: #Vegan #EatGuiltFree
Food blogs: Casual ableism ❤️
Food blogs: Let me sell you my religion
Food blogs: One serving - fewer calories than you'd feed to your toddler
Food blogs: One serving (smoothie bowl edition) - more food than you've eaten in one sitting in your entire life
Food blogs: #Healthy #Raw #Sugar-Free (contains large amounts of artificial sweeteners)
Food blogs: It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle.
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ETA BECAUSE I FORGOT IT AND RAN INTO IT INSTANTLY:
Food blogs: Nice Cream 😊 Because if you eat dairy you're not nice 😊
#I just want some fun fruit and veg is that so much to ask#why does everything have to be RAW VEGAN GLUTEN FREE OIL FREE SUGAR FREE BEAUTIFYING GODDESS GROUNDING WILDLY MISINTERPRETED ASIAN CULTURE#GUILT DO YOU WANT GUILT WE'RE GOING TO GUILT YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO FOLLOW OUR STRICT DIET/LIFESTYLE GUILT GUILT BAD BAD FUCK YOU#like fuck dudes I just wanted to try your nice-looking spring vegetable soup BUT NOW I'M NOT SO FUCKING SURE#also artificial sweeteners give me headaches and taste like a Nintendo Switch cartridge to me so that's like a Me Thing#but it STILL pisses me off#why are smoothie bowls so huge I don't need a banana and a half PLUS three more cups of stuff#and what is the point of a smoothie bowl like I'd rather eat the fruit as-is unless it's difficult or unpalatable on its own#and like a smoothie makes sense because you can blend it and bottle it and drink it on the go#but a bowl you have to sit down with it and eat it with a spoon?? so you've just turned it into thick goo and it's not even convenient??#I'm the kind of person who dislikes nasty gooey oatmeal texture though so maybe this is also a Me Thing#not tagging properly this is just a minor vent post lol
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Fruit & Autism





The Autistic Teacher
#autism#actually autistic#autism and fruit#autism and food issues#fruits have a bad texture in my mouth#I like some fruits#autism and health#The Autistic Teacher (Facebook)#feel free to share/reblog#tw bright colors#tw eye strain
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getting a blender is LIFE CHANGING highly recommend. esp if you have sensory issues and do not eat enough fruits. you can look up copycat smoothie recipes for like smoothie king but also frozen fruit + juice + vanilla protein powder is almost always a sure bet. i have consumed more fruits this past week than possibly any other week of my life and also spent less money because ill be like ‘I want a little treat!!’ and then i remember i can make a smoothie which is the superior treat and then im happy. and once you get the hang of it you can experiment!!! if you have texture issues which lead to nutrition issues I pinky swear you should get a blender it will fix you
#smoothies#also I know I know that everyone has probably had bad smoothies and they don’t trust me but I promise the smoothies I’m making are 🔥#they’re like crack. I totally totally get it now I am making one before work every morning#and my job is very physical so it’s nice to have something more substantial at the beginning of the day#also I know blenders can be expensive but my sister got hers for like $20 at Walmart#and sometimes people will give theirs away when they’re moving (see my sisters aforementioned blender) or if they get a new one#don’t let Big Blender scare you off. conquer fruit texture issues. I believe in you#adhd#sensory issues#adhd tips
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Banana smoothie save me 🥺🍌🍫
#i wish you were all fruits so i could put you in a blender and have a Big Drink#i'm not too fond of eating bananas alone (they're not bad but sometimes they're Too Flavour and Too Texture)#but banana-choco combo is ELITE#i made banana pancakes today with dark chocolate pieces and used the other half now for a smoothie hashtag sustainable hashtag mindfulness#i love you food that is delicious and filling so nutritious AND is hella comforting too and easy to make#i love you fruit i love you chocolate
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Went out to some markets and got snacks (plus my 2 day old expensive as hell movie theater candy) here is my snacks
junior mints, dried pork and milk bread, ramune, and some raw baby tomatoes- Okay hey here's an Edit: I just reached the center of my dried pork bread there's MAYO IN HERE???? Honestly I just wanted to draw my sona again and now I have no other art ideas. give me those. my asks are always open.
#jackartyayyy#jacksona#jackspersonalstuff#I don't like the dried pork bread as much as I thought I would but it's not like. bad. it's just the texture of the pork floss is evil to m#I miss my milk bread.. yumby..#fruit stand didn't have any full sized heirloom tomatoes I would have chowed down on those like apples
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Trying a new yoghurt flavour! Wish me luck!
#I’m always picky with fruit flavoured yoghurts#cause they often have fruit chunks in them#and if the chunks have a bad texture…#well then I can’t eat it#and I tried the raspberry flavour of this yoghurt and it had raspberry bits in it and it was perfectly fine!#so I picked out a new flavour to try#we shall see how it goes#yoghurt rant over#ollie rambles
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#Trying another recipe before bed#My breakfast before work tomorrow: peanut butter; a banana; strawberry jam (the good stuff that tastes like real fruit) -#- and... a brioche bun; torn up; whole thing mixed together#Theoretically this shouldn't be too bad. These ingredients make good sandwiches; tearing and mixing in the bread shouldn't affect too much#None of the stuff has a ton of moisture either. It's sticky rather than juicy#But fuck; if the texture is gross and soggy tomorrow then my breakfast is just gonna be milk#Aaaaaaggghhhhh
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If fruit is so healthy why does it feel like that
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i will be the first to say it. kinda hate fruit sometimes
#just leaves a bad texture on the mouth. all the saccharine stuff#just realizing lately how much I don't buy fruit (except for maybe figs) nowadays bc it's like. not something I actively crave anymore
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do people actually enjoy eating passionfruit seeds. like is that a part of the appeal somehow or is it just something to suffer through in order to enjoy the other redeeming features of the passionfruit (whatever those are). i mean it's mostly just seeds in there so presumably there's gotta be Something?
#if passionfruit has a million haters im one of them. if passionfruit has 10 haters im one of them. if passionfruit has only 1 hater its me.#if passionfruit has 0 haters then im no longer on earth. if the world loves passionfruit then i am against the world#seeds bad texture bad mouthfeel. tastes sickly sweet. loathsome fruit 0/10#this post brought to you by seeing a photo of some sort of dessert that was just covered all to hell in passionfruit seeds#it awoke some kind of latent berserker rage in me i think.#yapping tag
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why does mango have to be like that
the taste of mango: 10/10, fruity heaven, loving life
the texture of mango: evil, cruel, squishy but not squishy, if not ripe like eating wood
#adhd#actually adhd#the TEXTURE#i love mango flavoured thing's#but mango itself is bad bad evil evil#the only fruit worse is banana#again love the taste#why does it have to have that texture#evil#evil evil evil#im so sad about it too#i wanna enjoy the mango but adhd brain says fuck you#adhd brain
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Dni if you don't do this

#EVISCERATION 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#the skin of these things and all fruits like them is sensory hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#bad texture of all time. 🤢#mytext#food
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I know there's at least one devil fruit that canonly was peeled to be eaten but I REFUSE to acknowledge that. As far as I'm concerned, all devil fruits are mimics of regular fruit and basically completely solid lumps. The peels/rinds/etc aren't real, you can just bite straight them, it all has the same horrible taste and texture anyway.
#depending on the fruit the texture is either weirdly mealy and crunchy like a peach that isn't ripe yet#or disgustingly soft like an apple that has gone bad#and they're all the worst mix of bitter and sour with an aftertaste of salt and rotten meat#they're also fucking DENSE and weigh a lot more than you'd expect#one piece
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