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befuddledcinnamonroll · 13 days ago

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Episode 4! Let the unhingedness commence!

Aaaand this is why getting wasted before ropeplay is not the best idea.

Safety first, kiddos.

This house looks familiar - have we been in this interior for another series?

Love that the translators are familiar with American slang.

Fadel is just completely right, all the time. No wonder the poor dude is so tired and angry.

Poor Bison. He wants this to be real so badly.

The funny thing is, he's not actually in love yet. He just really really wants to be.

I do look forward to when all these idiots are insanely in love with each other, and acting accordingly.

Haha, one time and Style is totally hooked.

It's cute you can see he did get some of his personality from his dad.

Lol, Fadel, how's that whole "I'll fuck him once to get this over with" working out for you?

The costumer designers nailing it once again!

Lol, Style just lying back in the "take me!" pose. He wants another railing so badly.

Yeah, knew Fadel was just fucking with him. He's not ready to crack yet.

Fadel, change your gloves!!! This show and food safety, good grief.

I do like that Bison is more suspicious here. He's not stupid! Just wants love.

Oh no, is Babe getting beat up at school? Ooh, are we going to get Bison fucking up some bullies?

It feels like Bison has some first hand experience with this kind of thing at school. :(

Oh Style, you are already getting emotionally invested here.

Noooo, not the homophobic bullying. These poor babies.

The teacher? I'm not surprised, but damn. Oh please fuck this dude up.

I love them as a united front.

Before this show ends, I really need all four of them working together to take someone down.

Also still laughing about the janitor and PE teacher thing, cuz it does fit the outfits.

Ha, they brought it up again!

Beating up a pedophile with a toilet plunger, A+, no notes.

Yessss, love that Kant realizes this guy would be a repeat offender, and that beating him up isn't enough.

Oh Style... coming to the support group again is such a shitty thing to do. In character, but shitty. The man is 100% wounded pride at the moment.

Omg, dying.

There is a very different version of this show where Fadel literally has to murder this man to be left alone.

I love how First is playing Kant, where every once in a while there is just a slight hint of fear as he remembers what Bison is.

Gah, the cuteness! It doesn't matter which characters, when First & Khao get flirty, I get all giggly.

Heart-giving via burger pin, that's a new one.

Y'know I'm so used to thinking of First and Khaotung as GMMTV's top actors, but Joong is fucking blowing me away in this role. I think this is such proof of how many actors are often limited by the material they are given, and when they get the right script and director, they just soar. Joong is feasting on this material.

I do feel for Fadel, both for the loss of control, and the realization that "loudmouth dumbass" is his type.

One, this scene is amazing,

and two, I have to laugh that this is the least sexy place to be getting it on - which is of course probably why Fadel picked it, and yet he broke anyway.

Aww, I love sweet sibling moments.

Gah, having Style talk about the car just makes me think about how much Fadel's heart is going to break.

How is it that we have two men who murder people on a regular basis, and I want the two non-murdering ones to be the ones who eat all the crow later. Jojo you devious bastard.

Truth

Ha, Style's argument - "you can still jerk off, just do it with me in the room!"

Oh, is Kant finally going to tell Style?

Oooh, twist - were Fadel and Bison's parents targeted so they could be acquired, or was the murder the main plan, and the boys were a secondary prize? I mean, it was definitely Mother who was behind it, right? This guy is just a patsy?

Poor Style, as much of an annoying jerk as he is, this is a hard recontextualization of everything that he's done up to this point.

Kant, you are being such a dick to your friend! First for not telling him, and now for pressuring him to keep dating an assassin. Of course he wouldn't be able to quit Fadel anyway, but you don't know that!

And again, First nailing the uncertainty when Kant doesn't have anyone looking at him.

Oh, I am not going to survive flirty Fadel.

Well, Fadel did say he prefers being the pursuer... he's gonna get his chance.

Everything is so heightened by having two killers in the mix, Kant's ex better be careful.

Lol, Bison being all "I will get my romantic love, or you will suffer".

Rating - still unhinged, still super fun

#the heart killers

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distant-screaming · 27 days ago

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GMM2025 Lineup Game

Rules: write your thoughts on all the gmmtv series pilots released today (or just the ones you plan to watch) and tag any 3 (or more! or less!) ppl whose thoughts you wanna know about!

thank you for the tag @bubbalakebrome!! I actually was writing out my thoughts for @ranchthoughts and thought this was the perfect opportunity to put em up in public too! I'm very fried from exam stuff so if these are poorly worded please forgive me <3

'dee,' you may ask, 'which of these shows are you going to watch?' no idea. I watch stuff after it's done airing, and I'm not sure how much time I'll have next year. still, if I have a positive impression of a show I'm very likely to watch it, so take that as you will!

Dare You to Death - joongdunk: it's....crowded? there's a lot going on, and it feels kind of like they mashed together two separate ideas they had for shows? but I love shows with guns because I get to kill people in my fics so LMAO!! also joongdunk are cool

Head 2 Head - seakeen and surfjava: deeply ambivalent to the actors and I've never seen them before, the plotline seems fine enough but not really my kind of thing? kind of a weird enemies to lovers I think

Burnout Syndrome - offgun + gundew(?): fascinating stuff happening here!! however. unfortunately. I don't really care. offgun are not my thing and the plot doesn't really intrigue me, it just feels dark and edgy in a way that's not my style. gun in black lipstick was something though!!

I Love A Lot of You: LIKE… OKAY GUYS… CAN WE LEAVE THE ABLEISM?? anyway. het show so I wasn't really paying attention, also has kind of split personality disorder but I'm not sure how well gmm will handle it based on their track record? anyway nanon's in it but shrug

Whale Store XOXO - milklove and junemewnich: .........shrug? sorry yuri fans I'm very ambivalent to this one, it feels like fluff the way 23.5 was fluff? not a high school gl at least! I might end up watching this, but I'm not on the edge of my seat for it

Only Friends season 2 - earthmix, ohmleng and jossgawin: INSANE. I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this one because (glances at season 1)......theatre kids only friends is incredibly funny though

That Summer - winnysatang, mondryu and neomint: WINNYSATANG MAINS YAY!!! the more amnesia, but it looks interestingly done at least, and it's a jojo show and I trust him. tang being a prince is... this drama has the space to either become overdramatic fanfic or really really good and I'm desperately hoping for the latter. tang's chara is an amnesiac prince. I get to write ballroom dancing scenes. I win. mond kisses a guy which is awesome, neomint is a thing and I am deeply ambivalent to mint

My Romance Scammer - juniormark, ohmfluke: this one's concept is deeply funny to me, but the execution could vary! lowkey the energy it's giving is mame show if mame was not obsessed with blurring consent? trashy fun watch energy. also, ohmfluke doing this one is great because their most well known show is like Heavy and Serious and this one is 'I marry this guy as a gay marriage scam and fall in love'. incredible no notes. also can the actors start naming themselves fluke1, fluke2, ohm1, ohm2

Melody of Secrets - forcebook: YES. YESSSS. THIS ONE'S FOR ME. LITERALLY FOR ME. CLASSICAL MUSIC, HORROR ESQUE PLOT, SEMI MURDER, ESTABLISHED GAY PEOPLE, MAYBE MISTAKEN IDENTITY? INCREDIBLE NO NOTES. also forcebook are like, solid actors for me so yay no issues there! I want my blorbos in incredible angst STAT

Love You Teacher - perthsanta: age regression. also perth's character is just a dick to kids for no discernable reason. amnesia. age regression????

Mu-Te-Luv - multiple pairings (seven I think?) gay ones are ohmleng and seakeen: I'm usually pretty chill with anthology style shows, they're fun enough! jamie's in this one and AHEM CLEARS THROAT I LOVE JAMIE JUTAPICH!!! so. the chances of me watching this are low simply because of my backlog, but it looks interesting enough! also there's ladyboy (I hope that's the right term) characters, and I don't know how good the representation is gonna be but it's there! neo is one of them (??)

Cat for Cash - firstkhao: this is just firstkhao get paid to flirt and play with cats the series, and honestly good for them!! a little supernatural element ie first can hear cats' thoughts, which I'm curious where that will go? but overall very low stakes show, seems like the kind of thing I'd binge in a day. firstkhao are fun. I hope people are capable of being normal about a low stakes show heart emoji. I personally think it's a chill watch but I'm not bouncing off walls excited. first is handsome though

Girl Rules - namtanfilm, milklove, viewmin: high heat messy drama shows I prefer to watch in gifs and skipped around eps, but we love messy lesbian representation always!! view plays a straight (soon to figure out she's not so straight) girl which I think is kind of funny. I hope they make out a lot

Boys in Love - papangpodd, lukemick, astonchokun: hello there, obligatory gmmtv high school show! I'm pretty happy with this one, because the actors are all actually young I'm pretty sure and they're all new so it's a nice start for them, very classic. I don't know any of them. papangpodd are there, and as soon as papang appeared I started crying loud and violent tears because I am deeply and unambiguously in love with him. I hope he commits hr violations on school grounds

My Magic Prophecy - jimmysea, teefranc: it's a doctor x psychic, and it feels like a vice versa but not really. the trailer was kind of boring in the sense of composition and scene choices and such. forced proximity trope, which I sometimes do not really like so this one is on thin ice. no idea who the side pairing are yay

A Dog and A Plane - taynew, marcpoon: banger cast!! I haven't seen taynew in anything yet I don't think? but I've heard good things? marc is my beloved, of course. the plot is incredibly interesting at first look, though the cheating thread kind of bothers me? whether it will win out over my enjoyment of the rest of the trailer is yet to be decided. judgement's still out on this one

Me and Thee - pondphuwin, perthsanta: overdramatic spoiled rich kid pond who is obsessed with lakorns x photographer phuwin. incredibly hilarious dynamic. I enjoy pondphuwin, and I enjoy rich kids who grow. seems interesting for sure

Wu - skynani (bl or bromance? unclear): they really looked at the skynani popularity, said bet filmed one (1) scene and stuck it in the lineup. good for them! I hope they kiss! there's golden thread of fate involved, which is fun. I don't want to watch if it's bromance though, my backlog yearns to be freed as is

Ticket to Heaven: RELIGIOUS TRAUMA AND INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA CATHOLIC EDITION THE SHOW????? FROM G4???? WILD STUFF. WIIIILD. I'm very excited for this one, it seems there's heavy topics so hopefully they're dealt with well. g4 will slay I know already. religious imagery goes hard in fanfic if literally nothing else. I will probably cry with this one. I will still watch it. I was also informed that gem went to a catholic high school. fun!

Tagging: @winnysatang @jojotichakorn @lamonnaie @pondphuwin @jjsanguine @cornflowershade! apologies if any of you have been tagged before <3

#yay thank you for tagging me!!#ask answered #tag game #bubba beloved #gmmtv 2025 #gmm 2025 #distant screaming screams into the void

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jenoutof10 · 9 months ago

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Thanks for answering my ask before. If you don't mind me asking (again), can I ask, who are your top 10 favorite characters (can be from books/ manga/ anime/movies/tv series)? Why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before......

HAHHA don't worry these asks are fun and i enjoy them so don't apologize for giving me a good time. i do apologise for taking such a long time w these asks, im actually horrible at articulating my thoughts (which is why i am not a writer HA) i think i might be forgetting some characters, or maybe i just dont have alot of faves

1. itoshi rin (blue lock)

i feel like he sticks out like a sore thumb here but he's very much no. 1... something about him being an antisocial introverted hater with abandonment issues, but also has skills to back up his arrogance and (besides all the hate he lets fester within him) actually has a pretty healthy lifestyle.

2. itadori yuuji (jujutsu kaisen)

everything about yuuji is so inherently GOOD and it both interests + pains me to see him being put through all these trials and tribulations of a dark shonen mc 😭

3. gojo satoru (jujutsu kaisen)

i think, like rin, what makes him so interesting is that he has this arrogant and disrespectful personality but then again he's literally the strongest so you cant do jack shit about it. but on the other hand he's this playful goofy (incapable) teacher who spoils his students. i also love OP (to the point it dont make sense) characters.

4. dazai osamu (bungo stray dogs)

i find his inability to be truly happy in any universe fascinating.

5. tachihara michizo (bungo stray dogs)

if i explained it would be major spoilers for s4 and s5 of bsd so i'll just say that his contribution to the plot in the recent seasons really did it for me. the jump from s1 to s4 was a KICK.

6. mikage reo (blue lock)

he's a sopping wet sock. i think this is what people call a gap moe... this perfect, highly capable and charming individual turns into the most pathetic instance of man when his best friend leaves him.

7. giorno giovanna (jojo's bizarre adventure: golden wind)

his birth origins are alr wild. his stand is wild. his battle strategies are wild. his ending is wild. he (alongside jotaro) is probably the least expressive but his personality is so unique lol. a lil rascal.

8. kita shinsuke (haikyuu!!)

its been a while since anyone has mentioned haikyuu for me but kita remains as one of my fav characters LOL i think he's just very refreshing since the cast is full of hungry teenage monsters eager to win and he's almost like a breeze of calm HAHA. the inarizaki team is also very dear to me bcs theyre packed w such cool and strong characters that interact dynamically lol

9. tsukumo yuki (jujutsu kaisen)

honestly, she was the most interesting female character in jujutsu kaisen (for me) until gege decided to trash her. her appearances from todo's flashbacks to her in shibuya were all so badass, plus shes a good example of a character type i really like that radiates strong-confident-fighter aura but isnt really the brooding/dark type... but fun! ykyk. (oot but i REALLY wanted yuki at #9 bcs of her name LOL, realistically she wouldve been at #7)

10. raiden ei (genshin impact) + raiden shogun

again, another insanely OP character that it doesn't even make sense. her lore is crazy. the second raiden quest was what got me hooked (best story quest ever lol), i honestly can't pinpoint what it is from that quest since its been a while but it changed my whole perspective on her and i've been a raiden fan since. a combination of design, personality, lore, and strength (and additionally the raiden ensemble)

honorable mentions:

kaedehara kazuha, zhongli (genshin)

higashikata josuke (jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable)

lelouch lamperouge (code geass)

oda sakunosuke (bungou stray dogs)

#🍑 ask jen #🍑 jen geeks

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pushovermediacritic · 1 month ago

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I was tagged for this meme by @tobiasdrake, but it got too long so I'm making a separate post.

Last Song: Bridge of Life by P!nk, from the Happy Feet 2 soundtrack:

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Hot take, I think Happy Feet 2 is better than Happy Feet 1. There are some lower lows, but it has higher highs. Erik's big moment, the krill subplot, and the songs are all great. And the way dancing is justified as the solution to the problem makes much more sense than in 1.

Favorite Color: Blue. Always has been, always will be. The ocean, sky, the walls of my goddamn bedroom. I love blue.

Last Book: I recently read 5 random graphic novels from the library. Some were okay, some kinda sucked.

The Heart Hunter had an okay premise but the paneling was terrible and the writing was unbearably corny, using every "heart" idiom literally. Like "this character is honest and has high empathy, so they literally wear their bleeding heart on their sleeve". Shit like that, all over the place.

The Black Mage had better paneling but even worse writing. It was trying to do an anti-racist take on Harry Potter, but with 10,000 more anime references and no sense of subtlety or how to write a mystery. Like, the main character is the only black wizard at a white wizard school, and he meets the headmaster who is literally in KKK robes, then later he meets the ghost of Harriet Tubman who tells him that this school used to be a base for the KKK and he's like "wow, that's horrible", and I'm like HOW DID YOU NOT CATCH ON BEFORE NOW?! There's a whole mystery about why he was admitted to the school and one of the teachers mentions, for the first time, the mandatory school "ritual" all the students have to attend, then a few pages later it's revealed the ritual is sacrificing him to power the school.

Legend was pretty good. A classic "fight the corrupt government" thing with an actually well-written mystery to solve. Though the plot twist regarding the plague had me doing a triple-take because of how much it reminded me of COVID conspiracy theories, until I looked it up and learned this graphic novel came out in 2015 and any relation to COVID is purely a coincidence.

By Night was okay. Good writing, but the story was pretty slow and weak. It felt like it really wanted me asking questions about all the mysteries it was setting up, but like almost all the mysteries were answered already, or could be extrapolated from existing information easily. And the other world clearly has some sort of government and politics, but it doesn't feel like it, it feels like an empty fantasyland. Too much telling, not enough showing.

Constantine: Distorted Illusions was pretty good. A look at John Constantine's teenage years as a rebellious youth. The paneling was solid and the writing had a good sense of realism. The plot was a little bare-bones, but it had some cool moments. Great art and character designs.

Last Movie: Dr Sleep, the sequel to The Shining. I liked it. It was very "Stephen King", but I thought it was an interesting direction to take the story and it worked well as an action-horror movie in contrast with the first movie being straight horror. In that aspect, it reminded me of the transition from Alien to Aliens. I reject the complaints that the girl being super-powerful made her a Mary Sue. Like yeah, she's strong, but her power is literally the MacGuffin, she's got a distinctive personality and character arc, and she doesn't solve all the problems. Hell, she hardly solves any problems, she mainly just plays support for the adults so they can solve the problems.

Last TV Show: The last episode I watched was for Dragon Ball Daima, but I'd put Dandadan here, since I binged all the episodes that were out a week or so ago. It's good shit. Weird but good, you can see the DNA of Chainsaw Man in it, and some distant inspiration from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. The running scene set to a remix of the William Tell Overture had my jaw on the floor.

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Savory, all the way. In fact, I took a food class in college and had to report everything I ate, and it turns out I eat too much protein and not enough carbs. Ever since then, I've been trying to increase my sugar intake, but that's hard to do since I don't really like fruit.

Relationship Status: Single and lonely.

Last Thing I Googled: The last thing I Googled on Ecosia was "dortitos" because I was looking for the meme that went like "to. open. dortitos. bag.". Unfortunately, search engines suck now and no amount of quotes or pluses will make them search for "dortitos" instead of auto-correcting it to "doritos", so I couldn't find the meme.

Current Obsessions: Dragon Ball and One Piece are eternal, but Daima has definitely re-sparked interest in Dragon Ball. I don't know if I really have a "current" obsession, like right now, though.

Tagging: @unnounblr

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steele-soulmate · 2 months ago

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Tattooed Wings, CHAPTER 621, Peter Steele & OFC, Soulmate AU

SUMMARY: Mary Claire Bradley meets her soulmate- literally- the famous Peter Steele of metal group Type O Negative. But will obstacles including trauma, stalkers, and toxic family members get in the way of their life?

WARNING: mentions of child rape (nothing graphic) PTSD, milk kink, soft smut, grinding, assault, fingering, hand jobs, blow jobs, 69, P in V sex, blood, noncon rape, violence, death, vandalism, graffiti, attempted kidnapping, break-ins, wild animal attacks, terrorist attack (sabotage) consensual impregnation, bareback, impregnation kink, creampies, terrorist attacks (shootings) hit and run pedestrian accident, precipitous labor, neonatal death, abandoned baby, child intoxication, death of a minor character, injured baby, kidnapped child

WORDS: 1023

I was in the bathroom doing my business when my mommy senses told me that Katie had visitors and that Elizabeth was taking a nap. I finished up, flushing the toilet and closing the lid before washing my dirty paws.

When I left the bathroom, I found a dozen giggling kids all surrounding Katie while a woman stood off to the side.

“Hello, I’m the teacher in charge of the color guard club,” she introduced herself with a smile.

“Hello, I am the all might super mommy goddess,” I told her before turning. “If anyone wakes up Elizabeth, may your god smile down on you with kindness.”

“But mommy, Lizz Lizz can sleep through a hurricane!” Katie whined, hugging Jing close to her. “Nothing can ever wake her.”

This was true- once Elizabeth was asleep for the night, then she would almost always sleep all the way through the night. From nine o’clock PM at night until seven o’clock AM in the morning were her lights out hours.

“Still, use your gentle voice, yeah?” I turned to the teacher, hoisting Baby Jojo into my arms and popping out my hip to rest her onto. With a quiet babble, she settled into a nap with her fingers entangled in my loose red curls.

“Wow, no wonder the fans call you a super mommy!” she teased me as Baby Tommy led the rest of his little siblings up to the both of us. “Where is Peter by the way?”

“Right here!” he rumbled as he came swooping into the hospital room.

“Daddy!” Baby Tommy screeched before leading a stampede of Ratajczyk babies over to demand cuddles with their daddy. “Daddy, mesies wantsies uppie up ups!”

Peter chuckled as he sat himself into his thronelike chair before welcoming all the babies to come and perch across his manly chest.

“Wowee…” A little boy turned to Katie. “Your daddy is big.”

“Six foot eight inches,” Peter told him as he got himself comfortable. “I ate my vegetables as a child.”

Katie’s friends from Saint Micheal’s color guard club were all looking at my handsome older husband with awe and wonder shining in their eyes.

“Uh oh my love…” I giggled, taking a seat on his knee at his silent invitation. “If I didn’t know any better, then I would say that you started a revolution!”

“Oops.” Here, he just leaned forward to run his nose lovingly against my cheek. “I’m not sorry at all- if anything, I’m rather proud for encouraging the kids to eat their greens!”

“Oh mo mairteoil láidir, dathúil, sexy,” I giggled, leaning into him as Baby Jojo breathed peacefully in my arms.

“You want to know something sweetheart, but I have no idea what you’re saying when you speaking those languages that you know,” he hummed, chuckling as Baby Teddy snorted in his sleep before nudging Baby Eve out of the way as he then promptly spread out, taking up as much of the vast expansive chest of his daddy’s as he possibly could.

“Krome russkogo?” I teased him.

“Dagé russky,” he grumbled.

“Daddy? Mesies melkiy?” Baby Eve surprised us with just then, looking absolutely cute as a button curled in tightly on her daddy’s chest.

“Znaete lee vy russky yazyk?” Peter chuckled before realizing. “Wait a minute- cack vy znaete russky yazyk?”

I was cackling as I helped little Baby Eve down and walked with her to the bathroom, shutting the door behind the both of us. I took a perch onto the edge of the tub as she tugged her shorts down to her ankles and got onto the toilet.

“Where on earth did you pick up Russian?” I asked her good humoredly as she kicked her little feet to the beat of some song playing in her head.

Baby Eve could only giggle as I handed her a few squares of toilet paper for her to wipe herself clean.

“Bye bye pee pee!” she called as I flushed the toilet before hoisting her up to wash her hands. “Mommy, mesies wantsies to wun!”

“You want to run?” I repeated after her, making certain that o knew what she was asking me. “Okay, I can let you work off your baby zoomies by running back and forth in the hallway, okay?”

“Da!” she cheered happily, seizing a hold of my hand and toddling out from the bathroom. “Da! Da! Da! Da! Da! Da! Da! Da!”

Mo stór, my dear, Irish Gaelic

Oh mo mairteoil láidir, dathúil, sexy, oh my strong, handsome, sexy beefcake, Irish Gaelic

Krome russkogo, except Russian, Russian

Dagé russky, even Russian, Russian

Melkiy, potty, Russian

Znaete lee vy russky yazyk, do you know Russian

Cack vy znaete russky yazyk, how do you know Russian, Russian

Da, yes, Russian

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showaboutdeath · 7 months ago

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JoJo's Super Awesome Fun F/O list!!!!

I am not comfortable sharing alot of my F/Os because they're selfships rather than ocxcanon and are very personal to me. Some are selective sharing though! My feelings about sharing are a spectrum and some F/Os I am more lenient on sharing than others, so don't be afraid to ask! Also, if you're a current mutual who share's an f/o with me, that's perfectly fine, just please give me a tag to filter (unless it's Sycamore or Múspell then I'd rather you unfollow/block me bc I'm uncomfortable with that, sorry)

Some of my selfships contain dark content/themes that you may not like, and that's okay! You may either filter the ship tag or the warning tags I have when I mention these dark topics (ex: tw incest, tw dadson, tw sibcest, tw noncon)

• Professor Sycamore (Pokémon XY) - Romantic

Ship tag: #🪻 Lavendershipping

STRICT non-sharing. He is very close to my heart and Sycamore selfship doubles are a trigger of mine. Please block me if you ship him with a canon character, yourself or a mutual.

Warnings?

None! Pretty vanilla selfship unless I talk about AUs

• Múspell (Fire Emblem Heroes) - Romantic

Ship tag: #🪻 Infernoshipping

Also Strict non-sharing, he was my first F/O and he's very near and dear to me.

Warnings?

None except some light toxicity between the two (It's Múspell, expect that lol)

• Ghetsis (Pokémon BW) - Romantic/Familial (Father/Child Shipcest)

Ship tag: #🪻 JoGhet

Pretty selective sharing, he was my first shipcest F/O and he's very close to my heart aswell as my 3rd F/O.

Warnings?

Incest, underage, abusive relationship in literally every way imaginable with Stolkholm syndrome, sometimes polyship with N in there to add extra incestuous spice and kid x adult. they are probably my worst selfship tbh and i love them for it

• Harry Potter (HP) - Romantic

Ship tag: #🪻 LavenderPot

Pretty strict non-sharing, It really depends tbh. I recommend asking me about it.

Warnings?

None! (They get pretty sad though)

• Sirius Black (HP) - Romantic

Ship tag: #🪻 FlowerStar

I'm quite lenient on doubles with Sirius actually! He might be the one F/O I'm closest to being okay with doubles on!

Warnings?

Also none (also pretty sad sometimes)

• Prince Caspian X (Chronicles of Narnia) - Romantic

Ship tag: #🪻 CatBlade

Pretty strict non-sharing, purely out of my own comfort because I'm not a big fan.

Warnings?

No warnings for the first half (Prince Caspian movie) but there is teen x adult in the Voyage of The Dawn Treader half

• Adam (Hazbin Hotel) - Romantic

Ship tag: #🪻 GuitarKitty

Depends. Selective sharing, feel free to ask!

Warnings?

Entirely depends on the AU, they can be pretty toxic/abusive but I also like having them be cutesy and lovey-dovey LOL

• Husk (Hazbin Hotel) - Romantic/Familial (Shipcest)

Ship tag: #🪻 Whiskerscest

Idrk tbh! Another selective sharing/ask F/O

Warnings?

Incest. Incest and alot of coersion (and probably teen x adult)

• Beetlejuice (BJ) - Romantic

Ship tag: #🪻 Beetleflower

Pretty strict but also pretty selective. Mutuals are fine tho ily /p

Warnings?

Literally every AU of them is teen x adult I cannot see Beetleflower any other way, sorry!!! (p.s, sometimes I polyship with Lydia (No ship name for all three of them but if you wanna help with one, be my guest! /nf) and my s/i and Lydia are cousins soooo... SUPRISE INCEST!!!!!!

• Dewey Finn (School of Rock) - Romantic

Ship tag: #🪻 FlowerDew

HISS GO AWAY DOUBLES HISSSSSSS /silly okay but seriously, I'm a little lenient but pretty strict on sharing. Go ahead and ask but you'll probably get a no.

Warnings?

I have two versions of my selfship and one of them is kid x adult and student x teacher (the other one is a college student roomate AU) I mainly talk about the first one though.

• Striker (Helluva Boss) - Romantic

Ship tag: #🪻 DesertFlower

Very strict sharing, I am very defensive over my snake cowboy HISSSSSS

Warnings?

They're very whump-y/abusive but in like a covered in blood making out after beating the shit out of eachother kind of way and not like a joghet kind of way

• Mammon (Helluva Boss) - Romantic

Ship tag: #🪻 Dollarpetals

Half n half about sharing him, a little leaning towards no.

Warnings?

I haven't really fleshed them out yet but there's ALOT of exploitation and abusive dynamics (kinda like fizz x mammon) so yeahhhh

• Sebastian Solace (Pressure) - Romantic

Ship tag: #🪻 CatFish

I lean towards no sharing but mostly because alot of his fans are antis :,3

Warnings?

I have two main AUs, and one of them is where JoJo is a teenager so uh Teen x Adult, coercion, blackmail and angst lol

• Dainsleif (Genshin Impact) - Romantic

Ship tag: #🪻 TwilightFlower

It really depends, I'm really in the middle but a little towards no sharing.

Warnings?

Too many AUs but the main ones, one does have underage JoJo (who would've guessed)

• Wriothesley (Genshin Impact) - Romantic

Ship tag: #🪻 WolfCat

No. A little lenient but mostly no.

Warnings?

Uh boss x assistant but sometimes i insert as Diona or Sigewinne so :P take that as you will since they have no real ages.

• Jin Sagami (Ensemble Stars!!) - Romantic

Ship tag: #🪻 Jin&Tonic

No thanks :3

Warnings?

Huge teacher x student and also underage LOL

• Welt Yang (Honkai: Star Rail) - Romantic

Ship tag: #🪻 StarPetal

A little lenient but often no.

Warnings?

Mentor x Mentee/Protogé but sometimes I make them father/child and/or underage.

• Jimmy (Mouthwashing) - Romantic

Ship tag: #🪻 BurningFlower

No sharing and no explanation.

Warnings?

Occasionally toxic (because duh it's fuckin Jimmy) but nothin else unless it's an AU

• Kotaro Tatsumi (Zombieland Saga)

Ship tag: #🪻 ShadedFlower

No :3

Warnings?

Human x Zombie, slightly abusive (have you SEEN how he is??) and manipulative

#🪻 introduce yourself!

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powerfulblob · 1 year ago

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not gonna lie I'm not the biggest fan of vigilantes but damn--the eraserhead backstory? i was actually having a good time that was fun.

I’m a sucker for backstories, what can I say?

A list of some of the interesting things that happened:

jojo-esque prince parody who, at one point canonically says “I love a good bone...”

sushi the cat

eraser decided to become an independent hero because he didn’t want to be responsible for anything (because he feels that taking care of something means being responsible for its safety), even though he knows his quirk works better in a team and that his personality means he needs others to motivate him

oh look it’s goku but he’s not aroace

goku's a bisexual menace wtf I was not expecting that

oh look it’s present mic

(sighs) why was I expecting vigilantes, of all things, to make transmasc eraserhead canon?

one can only dream

there’s no fucking way shota got into class A: it’s actually literally impossible. I have a separate essay about this: But they mentioned this with Shinso... The UA test literally requires you to use your quirk to disarm the practice robots, which cannot be Erased. And since this is before he spent his entire high school life doing physical training so he could actually do hand-to-hand combat, well... I literally see no way how he could have beaten up the GIANT AS FUCK ROBOTS.

goku’s not actually goku: he doesn’t have the competitiveness that defines the character so nvm

goku’s dead

ah that's sad

damn obito are you seeing this???

literally getting naruto flashbacks right now: It’s always a fucking

rock

it's always the rock that kills the teacher backstory bestie: rest in pieces i guess

oh yeah and also

assassination classroom, sorta?

it’s always a rock idk

anyway

yeah

oh damn he's so depressed now

omg that was literally me

i remember avoiding all human contact, and focusing on doing work over anything else! that was fun times

avoiding showering, brushing my hair, personal hygene.... yeah that wasn't fun

damn there i go projecting again

#bmha #spoilers #eraserhead #rambles #tw: mental health #sorta #i don't know where i was going with this

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tlcartist · 2 years ago

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24, 26, and 56 for jojo asks?

24. Stand ability you wish you had?

I'm going to say that it's the same answer I've had for any "if you had superpowers what would you want" kind of question. It's the very queer/autistic answer of shapeshifting. idk man having the ability to change yourself to look exactly how you want or to fit any given situation sounds pretty fucking fantastic. Sorry Hot Pants but mom says it's my turn with the spray.

26. Stand ability you thought didn’t suit the character it belonged to?

Hermit Purple. I think it's more due to that being the beginning of the stand era in JoJo. It's not so much that it doesn't suit Joseph, more that it just doesn't feel fleshed out? Like it's missing something that would have made it feel more like his essence.

56. Any headcanons?

OH BOY. Literally too many. JoJo characters just rotate in my brain like they're in a microwave. We'll do one for JoJos 1-6.

Jonathan- Had the whole debacle with Dio not happened the way it did and if he'd lived a full life I think he would have developed stand abilities. I think his stand would be a bridge between hamon abilities and traditional stand powers.

Joseph- Joseph has ADHD. I don't even think this one is much of a stretch. He was a menace in school. Absolute class clown and his teachers ran out of people to have him sit next to in hopes of shutting him up because he's so charismatic and well liked. Erina gave up on having him go to a traditional school and went through so many tutors until she found one who could work with his learning style instead of against it.

Jotaro- This one's not an original one but I like the idea that what set Jotaro on the path of becoming aggressive as a teen was him being bullied for being different. He was only half Japanese. He was tall. His hair wasn't straight. He had light eyes. His classmates took advantage of his meekness when he was younger and gave him shit when adults weren't looking. This also corresponded with his dad's music career taking off so he wasn't around to offer support and he DEFINITELY didn't want to bother his mom with it. So he bottled up his anger until he reached a breaking point and lashed out. And he learned that using his fists earned him respect. Acting tough meant no one would fuck with him and that he'd be left alone.

Josuke- Josuke's fear of turtles also extends to amphibians and other reptiles. He has no idea what sparked the phobia but he's had it since he was a little kid. He meets Giorno when he's an adult and he helps him to slowly overcome his fear by letting him interact with those animals in a safe way. Somehow knowing that the tiny frog he's holding was a stapler 5 minutes ago makes it easier. Plus now he's finally able to talk to Polnareff without getting queasy.

Giorno- Absolutely fucking loves puzzle games of all sorts. Sudoku, Rubix cubes, Tetris, Wordle, you name it he'll play it. Bonus points if they're solitary games. He just really enjoys a good brain teaser and the feeling of figuring things out.

Jolyne- Her parents tried to put her in all sorts of activities when she was a little kid and it took a few attempts to find things she liked. Ballet frustrated her because her teacher was mean and she found the need to be perfect stifling. She liked tumbling but once she got into actual gymnastics she ran into a similar issue, but she loved learning more modern forms of dance like hip hop which allowed more freedom of expression. And then they put her in a karate class at 5 and she absolutely loved it. Didn't keep up with it past 10 or so but she learned some valuable fighting and life skills there. She's still friends with the (now) old man who taught her class and brings his family gifts at Christmas time.

#ask meme #jjba #god I always write too much for these I'M SORRY #i just have a lot of feelings

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rinzis · 4 years ago

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what your favourite genshin impact character says about you: no holding back edition

i’m finally allowed to post again!!! great joy

aether/lumine: you’re basic as hell sorry . also stop fighting over who the better twin is they’re literally the same person but different genders. you’re pretty fun to be around ig but i feel like you eat food off the floor. 5 second rule not 5 hour rule ok

amber: ok i’ve actually met a bunch of people whose fav is amber and you guys are actually really sweet but pls learn when to stfu you’re so loud . also you guys go feral whenever someone (everyone else in the fandom) says amber sucks like chill bae

kaeya: jesus fucking christ your horny is off the scale. every kaeya stan i’ve ever met cant keep it in their pants. and we know the only reason you like him is bc of his giga bouncer supreme ultra man rack 3000. stop saying you want him to smother you with his tits. get some help.

lisa: YOU GUYS ARE COOL AS HELL!!!!!! as someone who relates to lisa you’re very cool. most chill people to be around and you’re definitely super smart. not lazy but just reserved. 11/10. oh btw do you use her for climbing?

diluc: do you have daddy issues? you guys definitely have a thing for the tsundere archetype and you probably like zhongli too. just admit you want diluc to do the kabedon thing on you and move on. we know what you’re like. also how does it feel being so short? i swear every diluc stan is small as hell

jean: YOU GUYS are so sweet pls whenever i play co op with a jean main it’s just like wow you’re so strong and nice and thanks for healing my entire team wow........ however although you’re so responsible you probably enjoy cancelling people on twitter for fun . sorry

venti: VENTI STANS. I LOVE YOU. is it partially because i myself am a huge venti stan? yeah no. you probably missed out on his first banner and are saving for his rerun..... same......... anyways you guys give off the best vibes n it’s always so fun to be with you. i love you all

razor: i have one question for you guys . did you either like warrior cats or were you a wolf kid?

albedo: you guys are so smart wtf !!!!!!!!! you’re so rational in co op mode too and if you have albedo you probably use him as a sub dps for your teammates bc you’re so good at reading situations........ then again you also have some weird shit going on like cmon it’s milk after cereal you psychopaths

sucrose: you either kin sucrose or are creepy sorry . ok but she’s so underrated like her passive 3........ WOAH.............. you definitely use her in spiral abyss,,, also are you a burnout successful kid who used to kiss teachers’ asses and middle school was a breeze before getting to college/university and realising that professors don’t give a shit anymore? wow who would have guessed

diona: wannabe catgirls assemble! please move on from your warrior cats phase you’re almost as bad as the razor stans but you’re adorable too. you probably want qiqi or klee but don’t have them so you’re settling for diona

barbara: thanks for healing my team in co op barbara stans !!!! you guys are genuinely so nice omg thank you for being so reliable all the time,,, do you highlight your notes so it’s more art than notes? yeah that’s what i thought

mona: ok if no one else is gonna say it i will,,, no one understands shit about your astrology thing going on. i’m a caprisun? great

bennett: YOURE ALL ADORABLE. thanks for helping us out in co op!!!! you definitely advocate for bennett rights and yes pls do,,,, we all love benny deep down!!!! you either don’t have him or have him at like C218372

fischl: jojo stans

just kidding but you all probably act like fischl irl. also did you have an emo phase

klee: ok if your favourite is klee you definitely don’t have her . waiting patiently for klee’s rerun!!!! shes just so adorable and so are you guys,,,,, so fun to be around !!!!! you probably have diluc and hate him

noelle: you guys....... the rarest of the rare. you love trying to convince people that she’s a great healer dps n everything else...... no bae you probably use her because you like geo and claymores like hmm yes i will now hit things hard with my big sword and rock power

ok onto liyue now sweats nervously

childe: you guys are ALL simps. ALL OF YOU. go n touch some grass bro!!!!! you either think he’s super sexy or you bully him and make the ed sheeran jokes (not funny) . you follow griffin burns on tiktok too dont you

zhongli: you either love him for his gentle demeanour or you want him for his fat giga dumptruck 3000. make up your minds!!!!! you guys are so clueless in co op mode but you’re hilarious. you probably have his energy recharge at like 200% so you can use his ult and hear I WILL HAVE ORDER every 4 seconds

xiao: STOP GROWLING AT PEOPLE. every xiao main is so aggressive not joking . yeah the only reason you saved for him is because you want to stare at him all day n listen to him growling . you guys genuinely scare me . no he would not hold ur hand and do cute things with you,,,,,, if given half the chance he’d probably decapitate you

ningguang: alright jeff bezos, hand over the cash. yeah so you’re either rolling in it or want to be her sugar baby. but you guys have such an intimidating aura like playing with ning mains is just .... you always build her so well she’s an absolute tank!!!!!! thanks for scaring the shit out of me but also protecting me

beidou: YOU GUYS. you’re fun to be around but i also feel like you could probably destroy me in 3 seconds flat !!!!!!!! do you hate diluc too? i love playing with you guys because all i hear is TO ASHES every 2 seconds and she’s just cool as hell so yeah i really like beidou stans. i feel like you all have her so congrats

qiqi: you’re so cute,,,,, best healer !!!! you probably love playing qiqi because her skills look so cool and you prefer playing heal/support,, if you don’t have her you just love her bc she’s so tiny . spoiler alert but do you have a thing against xiao for killing her lol

xiangling: you’re so chaotic help,, you definitely pair her with xinyan too because you give off the most uncontrollable vibes,,,,,,, did you level her to use her in the spiral abyss or do you just think polearms are neat and don’t have xiao or zhongli

xinyan: please reread xiangling paragraph but replace polearm with claymore . you like either bring me the horizon or bubblegum pop there’s no in between

chongyun: you’re all the nicest people ever and you’re so chill . you love chongyun with your whole hearts and i adore you !!!!!! the animation of him eating the popsicle melts your hearts (no pun intended) and you just think he’s really cool :( ily all

xingqiu: chongyun vibes but make it kinda unnerved . burnout successful kids 2.0 ,,,,, are you clever too? you also love xingqiu and believe he’s worthy of being a 5 star with his heal and damage reduce !!!!! he’s so helpful wtf and so are you . please stop going on about his legs though it’s highkey weird asf

keqing: COOL PERSON SYNDROME! i main this gal so i love you all . do you get as mad as i do when people say she doesn’t deserve to be a 5 star? yeah . are you a procrastinator and try and take lessons from keqing but are just so lazy? do you use her teleport because you can’t be bothered to climb mountains? yeah that’s what i thought

ganyu: you’re all the nicest people alive and i adore you all . thanks for being so kind in co op mode . every ganyu main i’ve met is so sweet and you’re all so powerful too woah....... you hate the cocogoat jokes too >:( pls mihoyo give her more attention !!!!!

scaramouche: you have rights guys we know you exist. also we know you want him to be playable. we know that you think his hat is neat. we know you love this shawty but please be quiet.

signora: wait you guys exist

hu tao: you prank people for fun like pls stop im so on edge when youre around . plus i feel you laugh at videos of babies falling over n shit,,,,,,, you cant wait for her banner but also please shut the fuck up

dainsleif: please leave me the fuck alone we did 1 (one) quest with him and you’re all obsessed with him . ok second hand dmitri from fire emblem you want a medal for being a fucking simp?

#for practical purposes this is a joke #a very loaded joke #so uh pls don’t get mad at me #genshin impact #genshin impact x you #genshin impact memes #kaeya x you #childe x you #zhongli x you #xiao x reader #diluc x you #genshin impact x reader #genshin venti #genshin xiao

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sepublic · 3 years ago

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Hunting Palismen!!!

HUNTER!!!!!

WE HAVE A NAME AND HE’S HUNTER!!!

I cannot WAIT to use this tag now!

Also Hunter the Golden Guard… My beloved… Your tooth gap was NOT expected but it’s literally the most ADORABLE thing, I can’t believe it!

Hunter is babey, I don’t care anymore… He really DOES have a soft side, and like Lilith, he’s caught between the Owl House and the Emperor’s Castle… HENCE, his placement in the intro! Speaking of;

NEW INTRO!!! Amity has a new necklace now, it’s a crescent moon over a black circle, which reminds me a LOT of that cloaked, crescent moon figure from the trailer… Is this the guardian of the Eclipse Lake, and after her trial there, Amity will be gifted a new necklace in recognition? Just like her shoes…!

Also, Amity stayed home- Alas, the show had to focus on the palismen, having Lumity would’ve overbrimmed everything… I bet she’s LOVE sick! HA-haaa… But alas, no Palisman for Amity! But we DID get Palismen for a few others…!

Firstly, I’m so happy to see Eda use her whistle… AND HELL YEAH it’s a scenario where the Bat Queen tells Eda that this one is on her, this doesn’t COUNT as a ‘favor’ because the Bat Queen wants to do this! And Bump… BUMP MY BOY! Letting Eda be a mentor and teacher here, as she gets to erase and redo her past pains from Hexside, gets to teach OTHER kids besides Luz… The symbolism of her becoming a teacher as well!

AND BUMP! BUMP’S FACE AND BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!! Frewin is confirmed a Palisman that he uses to see, we FINALLY have the answer from Dana herself! Given the scar, I have to wonder how young he got it, seeing as how he was a kid conquering Hexside when he wore Frewin…!

ALSO PALISMEN!!! Willow gets Clover, a bee- Fitting given how bees help plants pollinate! When BQ said Clover, I expected it to be the plant palisman, but it seems the writers weren’t THAT obvious… Although, a Plant Palisman would’ve been cool, because I think Plant creatures are cool, especially in a scene dominated by animals! Willow basically saying she’s going to snap a bitch in half if they look at her funny, you love to see it!

BOSCHA! Boscha character moment… Sue me, I like Boscha, and she gets a crab named Maya, due to her competitive spirit! Haha, because she IS a crabby person… AND VINEY! VINEY GETS A SPEAKING ROLE HOLY SHIT IT’S ONLY A SINGLE LINE BUT-

When we saw Viney and Jerbo I didn’t expect this to be SUCH a major character moment as Palismen! And it’s a Manticore, and we get to see that she wants to become a veterinarian, because what else?! Nothing for Jerbo alas…

GUS! Gus wants to be an ambassador to the human realm, NICE…! Also he’s continuing that theme of expanding beyond just illusions, and he also confirmed that Perry wants him to be an Illusionist! With how he acknowledges that, will we see multi-track Gus in the future? Not to mention, with Luz planning to find her own way back home… Gus plans to bridge contact, and that makes SO much sense I love it! I love these glimpses at what witches want to be and their goals! Gus got some sort of… Squirrel thing, I’m afraid I don’t quite recognize the animal –assuming it isn’t a fictional one entirely- so I can’t find the symbolism;

Not that I know squirrel symbolism, either! And then finally, ‘Shigechi’ (because he looks like Shigechi from Jojo) gets a sloth, because he just wants to get things done, one step at a time… Take it easy, just focus on figuring out what’s ahead of him immediately, no rush! Fitting, I like it…!

Also, we don’t see the rest of the process, but I have to wonder if there are palismen that are missing from the group in this scene, and then when we next see them later that night; If there are, we can deduce these Palismen were assigned to the remaining students of Skara, Jerbo, and Willow’s fan! It shouldn’t be TOO hard to figure out, but I have no clue…

And I ADORE how they already figured out that idea of Palismen adoption, ahead of time?! These characters are proactive and thoughtful off-screen and it’s honestly neat, efficient, and refreshing to see! Shows how they’re always thinking and figuring things out, I LOVE this epiphany… And Bat Queen being so happy and gentle!

ALSO LUZ!!! God I LOVE how they acknowledge Luz’s future, and her apprehensions about it are relatable, like the tracks she can’t decide on just one… Not to mention how she’s figuring out the logistics, and again, she puts it into WORDS the implications of heading back home! And how Boscha even points out that Luz’s glyphs probably won’t work in Connecticut… Which, canon home state for Luz, YEAH!

I love Luz acknowledging how her definition of a witch is changing from her books, calling back to what Covention had Eda say about becoming her ‘own’ witch, but what does that mean when she has to put it into words? It’s such a neat character moment and I love how it shows that Luz’s goals and world is turned upside down with reality… But also, her acknowledging how in the stories, the human always goes back home! And how Luz has to confront that while she wants to return home, will she STAY there?!

Which… With Luz openly acknowledging the tropes- It gives me hopes that she’ll stay in the Boiling Isles! Or at least routinely visit… Maybe Camila will move with her? I mean we know little on Camila and maybe SHE doesn’t have any friends like her daughter…!

BUT THAT’S SO SWEET that Eda got the Palistrom wood for Luz?! Her and King!? MOM EDA HELL YEAH and also we might get a Palisman for her, eventually… Or maybe at the very end of the show, who knows? Here’s how Snake palisman can still be canon… But then again, a bird palisman would fit the Clawthorne motifs, if you catch my drift!

BELOS!!! This dude was GNARLY… He’s body horror incarnate, my man melted into GOOP without his bile, which basically confirms my read and speculation on him as like… Barely holding himself together, and he needs bile to do so or he’ll melt! He’s just amorphous and GOD seeing him do eerie body horror, that shit was TENSE… As was the implication that he gave Hunter his scar, as retaliation for something…

Speaking of which- Belos is probably cursed by wild magic?! Will we find a source responsible for his AND Eda’s curses?! He was traumatized by wild magic, OHO, that’s interesting… And that’s why he has such a hatred for it, he believes magic should be orderly, controlled, and ‘pure’… HIS idea of magic, restrained but only for the worthy! And it seems to be confirmed that the Day of Unity, as so many speculated, will unite the human and demon realms together- I did see skyscrapers!

(I guess Gus has his work cut out for him, huh?)

Belos speaks of a ‘utopia’ that’s ‘pure’ of wild magic… If wild magic is connected to the isles in an elemental sense, based on what Hunter mentioned, and how elements are linked to glyphs… Could wild magic be more connected to the isles, while Belos wants to limit people strictly to the bile in their bodies, cut them off from the outside world! Very symbolic of him… Will merging the Demon Realm with our magicless world work to ‘neutralize’ its latent magic, perhaps spread it thin and weaken it- So only bile magic can work!

Does Belos plan to neutralize HIS curse if it’s wild magic, drawing magic from the isles itself by doing this?! And Hunter is his nephew… Belos is a Wittebane, obviously- As is Hunter! Hunter Wittebane… Okay maybe not, family names CAN change over time! But it’s obvious he’s Philip’s descendant, and he mentions how his family has lived in the isles for generations… Philip mentioned in his journal entry that his journey in the Demon Realm was ‘far from over’…

It’s basically confirmed- Philip is part-witch, part-human, and he has no bile sac! And so he can only rely on his staff, gifted to him by Belos… Nice callback to Adventures in the Elements, where Eda explained that Luz can’t just rely on a training wand/staff forever! We see how this works with Hunter, and this poor kid is really trying his best, and he’s so SCARED AND ABUSE… BELOS!!!

Also is Belos REALLY his uncle? He did say he ‘took in’ Hunter… Which makes it sound like Belos lived separately from the Wittebanes, or maybe he’s just posing! Or, really wild thought, he’s the original Philip himself, somehow still alive but ailed by magic, hence why he didn’t show up for a while… But he IS Hunter’s uncle, so that implies that one of Hunter’s parents could confirm a connection to Belos!

Which… WHERE IS THIS BABY’S PARENTS-

Not to mention our glimpse at the Coven Heads! What are those PANTS on the Abomination Head…?! And the Beastkeeping Head has a little leech-worm as a pet, that’s adorable… AND RAYNE CAMEO! Still hoping for names and voices from the Coven Heads, but alas…! And we saw all the shots from them from the trailer, so this could very well be all we see for Season 2A… I hope not, hopefully Eda’s Requiem will show more through Rayne! And as I guessed, that scene with them was connected to the blue fire showing the Titan, and the brazier!

Kikimora isn’t the dragon, I’m lowkey salty… But she IS its master! Does she come from like… The hands of the Titan, and that’s why there’s a constant Hand motif? She sure does seem salty over Hunter’s special treatment, to the point of murder- Does she know what Hunter means to Belos? She did overhear the assignment, she might’ve overheard what Hunter said about their connection…

Does she just want power, or does she feel shafted by Belos, whom she admires, in favor of his bratty nephew who can’t even cast REAL magic?! Also, Hunter sure was projecting onto Luz and Eda when dismissing that they can’t wield ‘real’ magic… And ‘Half-a-witch’ from Amity sure takes on a WHOLE new meaning now, huh?!

Also, if Hunter and Belos are related, and Hunter’s family can’t cast bile magic… Then this basically confirms that Belos can’t, either? Except he CAN through… Unnatural means, specifically harvesting and devouring Palismen! That was another on-screen Palisman death, this dude is ROLLING… Is there something special about Palisman bile? I feel Belos is the type to gladly gorge from his enemies, and maybe he ALSO does that on the side… But it could have something to do with Palistrom wood’s properties, I dunno.

But yeah, Belos being cursed/possessed by the monster that killed King’s father… It’s looking MORE likely, especially with the coloration of his sharpened tendril, compared to Jean-Luc! And Kikimora… What ARE you goals, and why, exactly?! Do you just want power, to depose Belos for yourself? Or do you want his admiration? Does she recognize that Belos’ love for Hunter seems a little conditional, so she’s willing to risk murdering him?

How WOULD Belos react to Hunter’s death? With how he can’t do bile magic, it seems like Belos has no need for him besides genuine, familial attachment and sentimentality… He’s an abuser, but he’s the kind that seems to care to some degree, or at least feel obligated. Maybe he really is lonely deep down, even if he’s still a blatant abuser to Hunter! I think Belos WANTS this kid, but how much? How’d he react to Hunter’s death…?

Also, anyone else think Kikimora was deliberately handicapped for this fight? Not only for the sleep mist to keep her from recognizing Hunter, and to keep Hunter from knowing she recognized him, the latter is more important it seems… But also, the mist kept us from a proper introduction to Kikimora’s power? We still have that berserk state from the intro…

AND LUZ! Luz being so cheeky and messing with Hunter, hanging him out to dry in front of those Covenscouts! Also… That ‘tattoo’ might be the Emperor’s BRAND, which it does seem purely symbolic in that case- But then again, it might need bile to ‘activate’ and prove a Covenscout’s membership, hence why it’s useless for Hunter. Oh boy… We never did see Lilith’s bare arms, DID we…? On another note, it seems the Emperor’s Brand is meant for identification, which makes a lot of common sense and I’m surprised none of us considered that!

I love Luz acknowledging her compassion with Hunter, letting her guard down with him… Hunter’s little moments of goofiness, he’s not THAT competent, he’s still just a teen! And Lilith’s quote on him being a ‘genius teen prodigy’ takes on a different level… Did Hunter and Belos fake it entirely through the staff? Or is it at least somewhat true regardless- Hunter does seem like a very avid student, this kid is probably autistic or ADHD, he ain’t neurotypical and this is a new hill I have erected to DIE on!

Him geeking out with Luz, actually finding a real friend to engage with, and it settling in for her that as Lilith said, he IS just a teen… God Hunter is so much more adorable than I could’ve imagined! His little friendship with his Cardinal palisman, when it rejected Luz I KNEW…! That’s not his old Palisman, but his NEW one instead… Quick, apply the symbolism to him! I love Hunter geeking out, and how he’s clearly intrigued in wild magic- Not just for Belos, but for curiosity!

And Belos… TOLERATES this, because that’s his own flesh and blood (metaphorically because Belos’ body ain’t recognizable anymore), but he’s got his obvious warning signs and is more or less a canon, physical abuser. But just… HUNTER being into wild magic, and researching it! And Belos’ disgust because of his own trauma, his own desire for a ‘safer’ world, a ‘pure’ world… Did he talk to the Titan or not?! Is he just faking it and anybody who questioned him was killed, so then EVERYONE took it as truth, especially kids who grew up with this?

(Nice touch with the Abomitons with Belos… I wonder if Alador might try to install his own cameras or override control as a safeguard, but who knows? Those things are DEADLY.)

Also dang… Eda really is the fun Wine Aunt, and Belos is literally the Evil Uncle! Juxtapositions… Luz and Hunter parallels as well, as bile-less witches! I’ve always wanted to see a witch born without a bile sac, and while Hunter obviously gets this from his human ancestry, close enough! Disability symbolism and representation, YEAH! And how Hunter is likely shamed for this ‘disability’ by Belos, made to feel inadequate and how he has to ‘fix’ himself with the staff… And Belos ain’t changing anytime soon like Gwen did!

All in all, this was… A HUGE episode, in terms of plot, of lore, of revelations, for Belos and the Golden Guard, for Kikimora! A Rayne cameo, character moments as well, discussing Luz’s goals and future from here on… Palismen providing further symbolism for pre-existing characters! And that Echo Mouse, Luz DID keep it as a pet, but alas- It’s withholding that Wittebane lore, curse you after all! Maybe she’ll carve her Palisman off of it, in a moment of inspiration while looking around;

The Echo Mouse DOES represent Luz realizing a way back home, learning of a human who could exist in the Demon Realm and even spawn a lineage… Which fits with Luz being a human and considering her placement in the Boiling Isles and whatnot! Not to mention what it represents for her and Amity… I could see a Mouse Palisman working, which’d be ironic, given DISNEY. But we’ll just have to wait and see!

Yet another episode that just overwhelms us… And after this, RAYNE!!! RAYNE!!! Rayne is confirmed to be a Coven Head at this point, and we haven’t seen anything traumatic happen for them or any potential ‘father’ who was the previous head of the Bards… So maybe they’ve always been planning this revolution for a while, or maybe it’s a trap! We’ll see… But GOOD ON YOU RAYNE, if you ARE rebelling- Then Luz and Eda can learn what the Day of Unity is through you!

#the owl house #luz noceda #the owl house hunter #emperor belos #the owl house kikimora #hieronymous bump #willow park #augustus porter #the owl house viney #the owl house boscha #philip wittebane #speculation #analysis #the owl house bat queen #the owl house clover #the owl house maya #the owl house raine #Raine whispers

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hey-a-wild-jojo-simp · 4 years ago

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Okay, college professor headcanons for JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures

Included characters: Dio (Part three, not vampire, fairly out of character, so sorry about that), Jonathan, Avdol, Joseph, Caesar, Polnareff with a little bit of Iggy, Kakyoin, Jotaro, and a bonus of Okuyasu, Josuke, and Koichi teaching a self-defense class to their peers (Not college profs)

Dio

He is part three in this btw, and he isn’t a vampire, I was thinking about the whole night class thing and deadass forgot he was a vampire

He teaches a night class

He teaches a criminal forensics class

No matter how many students he has at any given time, he knows them all by first and last name

He absolutely allows cussing in his class and takes full advantage of this rule

He will without a doubt notice attitude shifts in his students and will be fairly straightforward about it in his office after asking them to stay for a while after class or after they’re done with classes for the day to talk to them about it

He’s the cool professor

He only refers to students by their last name if he’s mad at them

He has his students skip titles and just call him Dio

He has helped students remove smell from their cars after someone left food in it and they didn’t know and it ended up rotting, or if they had stoner friends they had to pick up

It doesn’t matter if they aren’t in his class he’ll help them

He takes time out of his night/morning to help his students

He shows up about 5 or so hours before school starts and allows students who live in noisy ares to come in to sleep, he sets up pillows and everything

It doesn’t matter if he isn’t their first class he still lets them come in

Basically as far from canon Dio as you can get, just with appearance and accent, along with a few tendencies to snap at his students

He brings in meals on exam days because he knows students skip meals

Jonathan

You’ll literally never get lighter homework in any other class (Besides maybe Joseph)

He doesn’t allow cussing, he won’t report you for it. but will scold you, which normally gets anyone to stop, because no one wants to upset this man, he’s too nice to his students

He will report his students for any form of slurs, and that is the only time he will get angry unless one student is actively attacking another verbally or physically

He has stepped in front of a student in the parking lot who was being mugged and just knocked the mugger on their ass

Constantly jokingly butting heads with the criminal forensics teacher, sometimes gets heated between the two

They’re step siblings

Very few students know this

He’s a ELA (English language arts) teacher

MASSIVE golden retriever vibes, super energetic, loves his students, is the kind of man who would take one of his student’s secrets to the grave (As long as it wasn’t something like self harm or being a victim of a crime)

An absolute lumbering machine of a man, he seems imposing at first, until he breaks out into a smile and laying down the few ground rules, telling his students to feel free to talk to him about anything bugging them

Much like his brother, he brings in meals on exam days

He will fall, no if about it, it’s an inevitable thing, all of his students will see it at some point

The room normally erupts into chaos of running around and picking up his papers and freaking out about whether or not he’s okay until he looks up and is just an absolute blushing mess and he’s laughing

After the first time people still help pick up papers but it isn’t as chaotic

This man is so understanding about late work

He encouraged an enby (Born female) to get their hair cut to a mullet and made a 360 video for them to show to their barber

Absolutely would understand anything his students were going through or would at least try his best

He will hug his students if they’re having a rough time

Can be counted on to extend due dates unreasonable amounts for large projects

Avdol

Stickler about late work

He does love his students, but for every 3 school days something is late, a point gets marked off

Unless you have good reason

Is a recreational class on astrology and other forms of psychic readings (I have no doubt that’s a class, my sister almost took a class on the history of James Bond)

He also brings in tea for his students daily

Will talk to his students if he sees them in public

Widely loved by students

Amazingly attuned with his students

Not many other details that stand out about him

Joseph

He’s that one guy that no one is really sure what he teaches

The presentations from student projects end up being the kinds that end up being iconic(?) images like the “How I lost my virginity to a mint cookie” thing, because no one knows what the presentations are supposed to be on

It’s harder to fail than it is to pass, seeing as if you forget to turn something in you have to remind him to mark it as missing, otherwise it just sits as not turned in, not as late, so it won’t affect your grade

He shows a lot of movies in class

Brought in a gaming system once and held a tourney amongst the students in all of his classes

There isn’t a single student who doesn’t like him

Caesar

Cooking class

Lets his students eat what they cook after the taste test for grading

Is often brought flowers by his students after they inevitably find out his love for the colorful displays

Let’s be quite honest, we know Joseph is the one that exposes this

The two of them have a running joke of bringing each other jokingly “romantic” gifts as a show of their friendship

He was at first quite uncomfortable with the students bringing him flowers as it is generally quite a, romantic I could say, gesture (Funny lil’ side note, I was a weird child, apparently I thought as like, a 4 yr old I would have multiple husbands, and this guy that’s like, 7 or so years older than me was one of them, apparently planned to be the last???? I dunno lmao, but he brought me flowers because it’s now a running joke and we’re now sorta friends, anyways, he brought me flowers when I was 9, at least I think I was 9, but his girlfriend got mad???? Like hun, I'm not going to steal your man) until he started getting notes in them (Will post those in a later post)

He blushes very heavily upon receiving the flowers, any blush at all is extremely prevalent and he gets flustered and very happy upon receiving the flowers, his students have likened him to a blushing schoolboy

Has a fondness for paintings of nature, which have also been brought in as gifts by students, and they all get hung on his wall, which is always a great surprise to the students that paint them.

Polnareff

He teaches French

He brings in pastries

Very comedic

I don’t really know what else besides he's just a friend more so than a teacher to all of his students

He definitely brings in Iggy frequently, though he makes sure to keep the coffee gum accessible to himself, but not where Iggy could easily get to it

All of his students love Iggy

Iggy will curl up in students’ laps if he likes them enough

Kakyoin

He teaches a history of gaming

Tournies in his class

He’s a bruh dud, just a friend more so than he is a teacher

Doesn’t give two fucks about late work policy cause there is rarely ever any late work from his students

I dunno, his students bring him a bunch of cherry stuff lol, a mini bean bag that looks like a cherry, cherry pastries, cherries grown by the students, maraschino cherries, even a hat that looked like a cherry

Jotaro (Part 4 Jotaro)

Marine biology, duh

An absolute hardass

Half points for late work unless you have a damn good excuse

A student brought him a dolphin stuffed animal once, and Star Platinum broke out in happy tears (No stand using students) while Jotaro kept his composure, although he did crack a smile

Deadass takes students on aquarium trips I shit you not

Secretly loves all of his students

Most of his students love him

Bonus

Okuyasu, Josuke, Koichi, all canon age of part 4, not college profs

Self-defense classes

Open to any gender

Very kind but firm

Okuyasu either makes people laugh or cry or confused

Koichi normally comforts the people who end up crying

Josuke heals everyone up after sparring matches and is also a sparring partner to many

Tomoko may pop in every so often for some harassment tips to the participants

#jjba headcanons #jotaro headcanons #kakyoin headcanons #okuyasu headcanons #Koichi headcanons #joseph joestar headcanons #jonathan joestar headcanons #josuke higashikata headcanons #polnareff headcanons #dio headcanons #part 3 dio #caesar zeppeli headcanons #muhammad avdol headcanons #iggy headcanons #college professor headcanons #no one dies #not canon dio

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yallpretendimdeadpls · 4 years ago

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Newsies High School AU

if you want to know about any other characters, just send me an ask!

i will probably post these on my main account as well (eventually) but i’m not sure yet-

Jack Kelly:

TW: abuse

Junior year

Will be adopted by Medda eventually

Bisexual

Dating David Jacobs

Plays soccer

Wants to play football as well but doesn't want to risk angering his foster dad

Great artist (obviously)

Also, idk if any other school is like this, but mine is so imma add it. In freshman year he was asked to choose between continuing to study art, drama or music

He chose art (duh)

Older brother to Crutchie and Race (not biological but y'know)

Has been in the foster system since he was 10

Best friends with Katherine Plumber

Really dislikes Spot Conlon

Hates the delanceys

Has gotten into multiple fights with them

Very protective of his brothers

Current foster parent: Snyder (for a month now)

Snyder isnt good to him at all, but he somehow manages to hide it from most people

Except Race and Crutchie (when he gets to see him)

Also, he gets to start playing football once he finally moves in with Medda!

AND start taking extracurricular art classes!!!

He also helps design props for Meddas theatre

Racetrack Higgins:

TW: mention of an eating disorder (doesn’t go into detail at all though. it’s literally just mentioned.)

Has been taken in by Medda two weeks before the story starts

His last foster parent was Snyder ( with Jack. Snyder wasn't horrible with him, he got really bad once he was alone with Jack)

Will eventually start dating Spot

Dances tap (mondays) and ballet (thursdays and tuesdays)

Has recently started cheer as well (friday)

The Delanceys give him shit for it but he tries to ignore it as best he can

Or at least he tried until it they stared beating him up- but i'm focusing on making him happy so i'm not going to continue talking about this hsnduks

Also he has an ed but i’ll shut up now

Much like Jack, he was asked to choose between art, music, or drama in freshman year. He obviously chose drama. He's THE theatre kid.

Has been in the foster system since he was 9

Best friends with Albert Dasilva, Jojo de la Guerra and Sarah Jacobs

His grades are actually pretty good

Mainly maths and history.

OBSESSED with instagram and tiktok and twitter and snapchat and- of course- tumblr

He's addicted to social media in general (totally not me projecting)

Katherine Plumber:

She's 17

Wants to become a reporter or an author

Planning on going to either Harvard or Yale

Dating Sarah

Her mom died when she was young and her dad is never home

Best friends with Bill, Darcy and Jack

Very smart

Chose music (in her freshman year)

She often gets sent to detention for calling teachers out (sometimes not so nicely) for saying something racist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, etc.

Worth it though

Shes class president

Spot Conlon:

Hes 16

Plays football

His parents divorced when he was 10 and his mom gained custody of him, although he still sees his dad on the weekends

He chose music because it was “easy” but now he's barely passing the subject

Has a younger sister

Used to live in Brooklyn but recently moved to a school in Manhattan due to his mother's work

Will eventually start dating Race

But until then, deeply in the closet

Highly dislikes Jack

Best friends with Hotshot

Sarah Jacobs:

She's a fashion icon, sorry not sorry guys

Should be a model tbh

I love her okay

Met Katherine in detention

Is dating Kath

Has punched Oscar Delancey for being a creep in front of several students and a teacher

(That's what got her into detention)

(The one she met Kath at)

Best friends with Race and Sniper

100% chose drama

Random fact but she almost burned the kitchen down while trying to make SOUP

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN

She's got the two front strands of her hair dyed a very soft pink

David Jacobs:

Really really smart

He has really bad anxiety

Met Jack on the first day of school and they didn't get along at first

Until he was forced to do a school project with him and he realised that Jack wasn't that bad

LOVES chemistry and physics

Their his two favorite classes

He knows 2 languages (english and spanish) and he's learning a third one (russian)

Hes obviously a mathlete i mean c'mon guys

Sarah's his twin sister (let's pretend they look alike okay,,,)

He chose art!!!

Actually really good at it (not Jack level good… but good)

#newsies #newsies live #sprace #spot conlon #racetrack higgins #javey #david jacobs #jack kelly #newsbians #sarah jacobs #katherine plumber

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caitlynlynch · 3 years ago

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Bridie and Ben have actually been fighting on and off for the last ten years. And frankly, it was all Ben’s fault. He did Bridie very dirty when they were both just teenagers, and has spent a long time not apologising for it. Now his brother Cal is marrying Bridie’s best friend Hattie, and Ben and Bridie are thrust back into each other’s company… and Ben has finally grown up enough to start examining exactly why he’s never been able to get his focus off Bridie.

Hattie and Cal are an adorable couple who just want the best for Ben and Bridie, and get up to all sorts of hijinks with friends trying to get Ben and Bridie to see past their respective blind spots. Ben does, finally, understand just how wrong he was and does a massive grovel, and he and Bridie get together.

Up until that point I was loving the book because Ben and Bridie are so real and so funny with the way they sass and bicker, but the bizarre thing is that they get together shortly after the halfway mark. And then we get into a really strange plot - I can’t even call it a subplot, because it totally takes over the book - where Cal’s ex-girlfriend comes back on the scene and tries to break him and Hattie up, and Ben and Bridie have to team up to outwit her and keep the wedding on track.

Honestly, this just didn’t make any sense. It would have been so much more logical for Jojo to have been BEN’s ex, who found out he was seriously dating Bridie and tried to muscle back in. The way it was, the focus was off Ben and Bridie for probably a good quarter of the book, and it’s just way too much for a subplot.

There’s a lot to like about this book. The characters are so very realistic, down to earth Yorkshire lads and lasses with very ordinary lives - Hattie and Bridie are high school teachers, Cal is a mechanic, Ben leads adventure tours on the muddy moors - and they’re funny, with strong connections and relationships between them. The banter’s genuinely amusing. A couple of things struck me as odd, like Bridie having grown up in the town but having literally no friends apart from Ben and Cal who she’d known since her schooldays. That’s really not how small towns work.

The thing is that the plot is a hot mess once Ben and Bridie resolve their past issues. And no matter how much I enjoyed the writing and the characters, I just can’t ignore that. I’d like to see what this author could produce with an editor who could help them nail down a proper romance plot arc, but I cannot give this more than three stars.

Love At First Fight is available now.

Disclaimer: I received a review copy of this title via NetGalley.

#3 star review #romantic comedy #enemies to lovers

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cassyapper · 4 years ago

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thank u for the wheel umm can i order 1 discussion of the religious symbolisms in jojos cuz it’s my FAV thing ever

OMG YES YOU MAY OMG OMG OMG IM SO HONORED 😭

heads up this will b messy i’ll do my best to organize However, i will not be great at it,

also this will have heavy jojo spoilers for all parts probably so um. </3 tread carefully

also this got kinda rambly so here’s a cut <3

- romulus vs remus just makes me think of dio vs jonathan. two brothers raised by the same parent and yet one still kills the other in the end in order to achieve what he believes will be greatness - jonathan is a martyrrr his death is exactly like jesus’ in the sense that he could be angry in his final moments but he isn't, and he instead forgives the very thing that’s making him die (jesus with humanity and jonathan with dio) - feel like dio has some judas stuff going on. in his attempt to be happy he betrays and hurts the jesus figures (jonathan and jotaro) in his life but all this does make him even more unsatisfied and results in his death - also jonathan as achilles, doomed to be great but die young, and zepelli as chiron, his wise and older teacher. yeah - caesar “italian catholic guilt” zeppeli is crushed by a cross that is literally how he dies. </3. there’s a lot u can draw from this to add to caesar’s character arc but the symbolism by itself is just sad. caesar died bc of his own devotion - odysseus and jotaro relate in the sense that both are on such long and perilous journies.......jotaro obv with part 3 but this continues cause he’s never home really which is why his life with his wife and daughter falls apart 🙃 so. - the jotaro and perseus parallels drive me nuts. kill a devil to save his mom. fuck - jotaro and jolyne both have heavy jesus allusion. the conflicts they both face are not the result of their own actions, but the result of their forefathers’ and yet they are sent to clean up the mess. this is the same as jesus being sent as god’s son to cleanse humanity. like jesus, they both had to sacrifice their lives for this cause, just in different ways (jotaro has to devote the rest of his life while jolyne has to end hers early) - polnareff and his stairs scenes with dio and diavolo,,just the set up of the scenes r rlly blatant in their symbolism cause he’s walking UP the stairs when facing dio (god) while he’s looking DOWN the stairs when facing diavolo (the devil). also this can be added to an interesting implication for polnareff’s character cause he never makes it to dio/god and heaven, but diavolo/the devil and hell make it up to him.........just thinking - something something lazarus and avdol something something lazarus and okuyasu something something - kira gives me narcissus vibes cause like his downfall is directly related to his overconfidence in himself which is similar to narcissus - giorno also has jesus vibes cause he’s LITERALLY the son of DIO (GOD!!). and he creates LIFE. it’s literally HIS STAND POWER THAT’S MIRACLE SHIT RIGHT THERE AND THAT IS THE SAME! AS JESUS. - hephaestus being discarded by his parents but still rising up to be one of the 12 most powerful gods gives me big giorno vibes - something something something apollo and hyacinth and abbacchio and bruno - OBVIOUSLY johnny’s whole arc like r u serious? but i think johnny’s more like the lost son than jesus ironically, cause johnny’s whole arc starts with losing himself and who he self-worth and what he values, and then it hones in on his path to rekindling his identity, which is most in line with the lost son parable than anything else. the “loving father” in this case though is not johnny’s actual father but gyro/a crumb of self-esteem JDN;ED[HEO;JD-= - hot “western european catholic guilt” pants being a nun and feeling eternal regret over sacrificing her brother also has saint peter vibes cause saint peter did betray jesus once but he felt so bad abt it and spends the rest of his life devoted to making it right which hot pants does for her brother - the rokakakas in part 8 are just the miracle figs jesus made with a twist that’s literally it im. that’s it <3 - it’s not symbolism exactly but there’s a lot of greek/roman imagery esp in parts 2 and 5 and i think that’s worth noting. ik the majority/all the part takes place in Italy so..duh but it’s!! it’s fitting. jojo draws a lot of its style from roman/greek influences

im sure there’s some shinto symbolism but unfortunately idk enough about shintoism to make the connections 😔 but this is what’s at the top of my head HHH thank u so much once again for asking bro

#im so honored u were interested enough to ask omg #i hope i answered well #jjba #cass cries #jojo spoilers #fugios

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