#the tag is just the seal emoji

[bunnygibson]

whats your opinions and input on seals?

omg stop anon did you know that on my main i have a tag just for seals.... i think they are so sweet and funny theyre like dog mermaids. i saw them in the wild when i went to oregon and i've been obsessed ever since.... ESPECIALLY!!! baikal seals i love their giant eyeballs. theyre a kind of animal i wish were domesticated so i could pet them on their sweet bald heads. sea lions too!!! very very good animals. i think it's funny that despite how sweet and cutie they are theyre also very effective predators. i get very sad when i hear about seals being eaten by sharks or clubbed by humans because theyre like dogs to me :( swimming dogs. i want to pet one without it biting me with its sharp teeth

[cathalbravecog]

everyone only talking about buck drowning in the back of the recent clash post has driven me to drawing this

[the-physicality]

https://thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/watch-montreals-full-pwhl-free-agent-signing-press-conference

i hope this is as new and wonderful to you as it was to me :)

[lqfiles]

i finally caught up w ptp CAN WE ALL CHEER PLS ;!!!! i was acc re reading stg n then read ptp again bc you're js to good ... TRUST i will reread stg again in a few weeks bc i have TERRIBLE memory !!!!! feeling VERY grateful bc i am alive the same time as u are .. #iLoveLqfiles like we breathe the same air THATS SO CRAZY .

also i loove the way u write everyone I LOVE THEM SM THEY'RE SO SILLY N LOVEABLE NO MATTER HOW INSUFFERABLE THEY ARE AT TIMES 😖 n haechan is sooooo 😵‍💫😵‍💫 stand up plz .. HHSSJJQ

also pass this message on to june thank u my carrier pigeon w a tiny hat 👒👒

hello june (with the intention of eating sand w u 💓)

~ chi !! 🦭🦭 (your sign to make me the official seal lover oomf ..)

HAIII CHICHIBEAR :3 I CHEERED 🎉🥳🍾🎊

your making me shy plz 😓 and WHY ARE WE SO ALIKE i have the shittiest memory too like its CONCERNING i should look into alzheimer in earlier ages because this memory loss.. ALSO STOPPP YOURE SOHJSJDKW if that’s the hashtag you carry then i’ll proudly wear a badge that says #P-oisnTheGreatest around!!! CANT BELIEVE I KNOW THE GOATED MB MAKER….

i physically just can’t not make them silly like i love very unhinged smau characters (my first experience at unhingeness being from this one twt smau.. i was kinda gagging like why don’t we have more silly characters in smaus) WE NEED MORE SILLY FIC CHARACTERS!!!! STOP MAKING YOUR CHARACTERS BLAND!!!! also pls don’t start on haechan, i need him in ways i can’t describe rn because my account would get deactivated

i’ll pass the message on 🫡🫡🫡 ALSO AAAACKKK you’re so seal i can see it… URI KIYOWO SEALNIM 😭😭😣😣

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against all odds (to wait for you is all i can do) – part three

alexia putellas x photojournalist!reader

warnings: explicit sexual content

(a/n in the tags) [parts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve]

word count: 3.4k

You woke again nearing midday and, as expected, Ale was nowhere to be found. If it weren’t for the still sensitive marks that she left on your neck and the soreness between your thighs, you would’ve thought it was all a pleasant dream. Something on your nightstand caught your eye as you stretched and when you picked it up, all the remaining doubt shattered. 

On the piece of paper was a phone number with a little note that said ‘text me?’ and you couldn’t help the grin that made its way to your lips at the drawn smiley face at the end of it. You picked your phone up, added her to your contacts and sent her a hello-it’s-me text, noted the notification of an email from Derek, and then you got out of bed to get ready for the day.

When you returned to the bedroom from your shower, a message from Ale was waiting for you. 

‘Hey, good morning! Listen, as much as I’d love to… have fun with you again, I can’t see you the next few days.’

You laughed at the varying degrees of sad emojis that superseded her text. Then you messaged her back. 

‘That’s fine. Just text me when you’re free. And you already know where I am so…’

You abandoned your phone after that in favor of your laptop as you remembered Derek’s email. Upon opening your mail, you found it immediately.

‘Good news. Robert sealed a deal with a client and they want you to follow FC Barcelona in their Liga F campaign this season. We got 5 match passes so far–Robert believes that the client might be inclined to commission for more photos depending on how the club progresses throughout the season.

Find the passes in the attachment as well as the in-depth commission details but in short, apart from the customary team photos, they want photos of the following players prioritised in order: Alexia Putellas, Maria ‘Mapi’ Leon, and Caroline Graham Hansen. I’ll leave the research to you.

On an informal note, the window to decline is still open. As previously discussed, you don’t have to do this. Let me know what you decide as soon as possible.’

You checked the attached files and sure enough, you found the passes for Barcelona’s matches against the following clubs: Real Madrid, Roma, Alhama, Atletico Madrid, and Sporting Huelva. You noted the date for the one against Real Madrid–it was in a couple of days, the same one Ale suggested and a thrill of excitement went down your spine at the thought of possibly seeing her again. Maybe you should message her to let her know that you were going. 

You sent a confirmation to Derek before you created a new tab to begin your research. ‘Alexia Putellas’, you typed and hit enter. When the results came back, you stilled. 

You blinked. 

Then you blinked again.

Of all the places you’d expect to find Ale’s face, a search result about a professional football player was the last thing you could think of. But memories flashed unbidden through your mind: the exclusive night club, Ale’s vague answer about her job, the way her eyes shone whenever you mentioned sports or football, her reflexes, her physique, Ale… Alexia–it all made sense now. 

Groaning, you put your face in your hands as your cheeks and ears burnt from the embarrassment that flooded your veins. Oh, how dense could you get! She must’d thought you ignorant for not knowing who she was. Foolish! 

But then again… if she didn’t get a kick out of you not knowing, why did she allow the second time to happen? And why promise a third? The thought calmed you down enough to decide not to text Ale–no, Alexia–about this like you’d originally planned especially since you were most likely going to see her at the game anyway.

After another moment to regain your composure for the time being, you proceeded with your research. You clicked on an article, and an article lead to another, which carried you over to a video, and so on. By the end of it, evening had settled and you only managed to discover little. But from what you found out, there was no question to Alexia Putellas’ nascent legacy, both on and off the pitch–an undisputed, modern trailblazer for current and new generations of female athletes. You were gutted to know about her ACL injury though–a quick deviated search made it known to you how serious of an injury it was, especially for an athletic career–and you wondered when she would be able to play again or if she would be playing in the match against Real Madrid. After all, she did say she was going to be there.

You wrapped up your research about Alexia then and you finally moved on to Mapi Leon, then Caroline Graham Hansen. Afterwards, you briefed yourself on the rest of Barcelona Femeni’s 1st Division players as well as the rules of football to come up with a strategy to tackle this task.

A mixture of anxiety and excitement rushed through you as you settled in for the night at the thought of seeing Alexia again now that you know about her identity. You didn’t know what you had gotten yourself into the moment you let her take you to the dance floor but the pull was there from the very beginning. And you decided you were going to see this through to the end.

No. This wasn’t going to change anything at all.

–––

There it was: Estadi Johan Cruyff, home to Barcelona Femeni, stood proud in its blue and red glory.

There was still about an hour and a half left before kickoff but already, people had gathered and started to enter the stadium, you being one of them. Security scanned your press pass as you entered and you were told to head through a different corridor which lead you out to the pitch. Once inside, it was no surprise that the stadium’s interior was no less grand than the outside, the well-tended grass was just a taste to the quality that this place had to offer. 

Greeting the other photographers who’d settled in earlier as you walked, you searched for a spot and found it by the space adjacent to the corner flag farthest from the tunnel entrance. There, you placed your duffel bag and your portable stool as you worked to set up your equipment: you double-checked the batteries, attached the right lens to your camera, unwounded your monopod and connected it to your camera. 

By the time you looked up, there was already a significant crowd awaiting the players for their warm-ups. You took this chance to take a few shots of the still half-filled stadium, tweaking your settings as you did so and you waited for the players to come out.

About an hour before kickoff, you spied movements inside the tunnel and immediately, your eye was to your viewfinder.

Players from both teams emerged from the tunnel and names popped in your head as you scanned the faces from Barcelona, taking shots of them as they stepped foot on the grass and took off in a jog. There was no sign of Alexia though but you spotted two of your marks on the pitch so you wasted no time to frame them in your camera.

A moment later though, you heard a sudden cheer from the crowd followed by a collective flutter of camera shutters. You lifted your eye from the viewfinder, turned your head to the side and saw that your fellow photographers had their cameras focused to the direction of the tunnel entrance. Your heart quickened. Could it be? And sure enough as you looked to the sidelines, you could make out Alexia’s blonde hair and her unmistakable silhouette. Through your camera’s lens you were able to see her better. 

Alexia had on a black leather jacket paired with a top that revealed a strip of skin before the cut of her jeans, finishing her look off with a pair sneakers on and loose blonde hair. She was conversing with her coach, bumping fists and patting the backs of players from both teams who went over to greet her. Then she turned to the stands, waved at their supporters, and she moved close enough for pictures and autographs. She gave one last wave to the fans, shouted an encouraging word to her teammates with a fist in the air, before she headed back into the tunnel. While all of this was happening, you’d framed her through your lens yourself, taking the photos you needed, cheeks warm despite the cooling afternoon air. 

Then all the Barcelona players jogged over to the sidelines and huddled, side to side, arm in arm. You took a shot. Not long after that, all of them left the pitch. 

The game was about to start. 

Alexia wasn’t lying when she said the stadium would get crowded: the stands were filled with blues and reds, flags were flown and waved about, chanted anthems resounded loud and proud in the air–the atmosphere was nothing short of electric. 

You’d moved by the sideline close to the tunnel entrance for the beginning of the match along with your fellow photographers so you could capture Barcelona’s starting eleven. When the players came out, they were welcomed by singing and cheers from the crowd. And as they stood there, you took photos of the entire team first before you moved on to focus on Mapi and Caroline. 

When the whistle blew and the match began, you were back to your original spot, looking to the stands above the tunnel entrance as you tried to pick Alexia out from the sea of faces through your camera. You managed to a few minutes later, and you found her looking rather pensive: one arm crossed over her chest, the other resting on it as she rubbed her chin with her thumb, eyes focused down at the pitch with her brows slightly creased. It looked like longing to you, a burning desire to return home–to start playing football again. The sight evoked such a feeling in you that you couldn’t help but capture the moment. This shot, however, you were going to keep for yourself.

 Now that you knew where Alexia was, following the client’s requisites just got a lot easier. Up until the final whistle, you immersed yourself in your work and the game, focusing more on Mapi and Caroline as they were playing. There were times that allowed you to shift your camera to the stands to where Alexia was and took shots of her, too. By the time you knew it, the game ended and Barcelona won 1-0.

You expected a celebration from Barcelona because they were in their turf after all so you loaded up your camera with a freshly charged battery. The next thing you knew, Alexia was there with the team, hugging and patting them congratulations and her teammates beamed at her, happy to see her there. 

Click You took a shot. 

The players then began their procession around the stadium, waving at and signing things for their supporters. Through your camera, you saw Mapi signing the shirt of a young girl. Click. Next to her was Caroline, reaching over the barrier to sign a ball, smiling as she talked to the boy holding it. Click. 

The procession was near enough that you could hear their banters, growing louder as they approached where you were and the beating of your heart thumped as loud as the chants from the crowd. You congratulated the players as they passed and kept your camera away out of respect. You looked at the end of the line and you met Alexia’s gaze. She was smiling at you while she talked to Irene Paredes beside her and she never took her eyes off you. There was a gleam in them, something akin to mischief and… a challenge? If so, why? 

At that you raised an unimpressed brow at her, both a question and a statement. Your reaction seemed to amuse her because her smile turned into a full smirk.

The procession passed but Alexia lagged behind, something that didn’t go unnoticed by Irene who threw Alexia a questioning look. You watched as Alexia waved her off before she began walking your way and you didn’t miss the fluttering of shutters from your fellow photographers’ cameras. Some called Alexia’s name to get her attention but she ignored them, her attention only at you. You barely had enough time to school your features and hide any signs of familiarity before she was standing in front of you.

“Hey, you. You made it here after all.” Alexia said cooly, lips slanted in a half-smile, one hand in a jean pocket.

“Yeah, I did. Sorry, but do I know you?” You asked in an excessively dry tone paired with an raised eyebrow, but you made sure your voice was just loud enough for her to hear. Catching your drift, Alexia laughed, rubbing the bridge of her nose to try and cover it up. 

“I suppose not,” she extended a hand towards you, “I’m Alexia, and I’m sorry about… you know.”

“Nice to officially meet you, Alexia. Congratulations on the win, by the way.” You shook her hand, ignored the way her warmth seeped into your skin, and hummed. “You know, you remind me of someone I know. Your resemblance to her is uncanny.”

Alexia nodded as she took her hand back, lips quirked. “I think I know who you’re talking about. I think she also wants to know if she could stop by later tonight?” 

Your cheeks warmed and you didn’t fight the smile that made its way to your face. “I did tell her she could whenever she’s free.”

“So, yes?”

“Yes.”

———

You braced your weight against the headboard, forehead over your folded arms, eyes barely open and the erotic sight in front of you did nothing to help the building flood in you. With your thighs bracing her head and from this angle, you could only see Alexia’s closed eyes but you felt her hands roaming and supporting your lower back as her mouth and tongue worked on you. 

She was taking her sweet time though, brushing her tongue over your clit lightly, sucking just enough to build up the pleasure but nothing too much to bring you over the edge. You whined because she did it again only with more pressure this time, circling your clit a few times before she moved away again. You were starting to learn that she liked to play; she liked to take her time and get as many reactions from you until she was satisfied, until she’d completely unravelled you.

A particularly cruel swipe of her tongue, accompanied by the obscenely wet sound it made, nearly incited a sob from your lips but the plea you made was nothing short of similar.

“Ale… please…” You panted.

“–my name.”

“Huh?” You whined out, not hearing what Alexia said after a flick from her tongue sent shivers down your spine.

“Say my name.”

Then she circled your clit with more urgency after she said that–demanding. You keened and ignored her, canting your hips forward to chase that delicious friction you were desperately searching for. 

“Ale… Ale… please!”

Then she stilled completely and you cried out in protest, eyes flying open to meet lidded hazel ones.

“What–”

“Say my name.” She licked your inner thigh deliberately close to where you wanted it the most.

“Alexia, pl–” You didn’t even need to beg because right after her name left your mouth, overwhelming heat was all you could feel as she ate you out earnestly. Her hands gripped your thighs so tight that you wouldn’t be able to pull away–not that you could ever do such a thing.

“Oh, fuck!” 

Euphoria tore through your body in concurrent waves with brutal intensity that it ripped the strength from your bones while your muscles shook helplessly. Even the gentle touches from Alexia tongue as she cleaned you up were enough to make you hiss from overstimulation. 

God… she really did a number on you this time.

After you finally calmed down, you shifted so that you could lay by Alexia’s side, kissing your way up from the column of her neck to her lips where you found your taste heavy on her tongue. You dragged your fingers from the crest of her hip to her breast, feeling the ridges of her hard-earned muscles as you did so and revelled in the way they tensed beneath your touch, the softness of her breast a beautiful contrast to the firmness of her stomach.

Alexia gasped when you rolled her nipple between your fingers and you gladly swallowed it as you deepened the kiss. You slotted your leg to apply pressure between her thighs, ample wetness coated your skin and you couldn’t help but moan at her arousal.

You nipped a path down between the valley of her breasts but not before you had given both of her nipples the attention they deserved. You continued your journey, licking and nipping at her skin as you moved down her toned stomach.

As soon as you reached her navel, she parted her legs to make space for you. You kissed her inner thighs, loving the way they tensed beneath your lips and as you trailed closer to her core, you flashed your gaze upwards to meet hers. When you finally got the first taste of her tonight, you watched intently through lidded eyes as she closed hers, dropping her head on the pillow and sighed out a long, low moan. 

You gave her a few slow and broad strokes, closing your eyes as you savoured her taste. When she began to urge her hips quicker, you picked up your pace all the while mapping her thighs and stomach with your palms.

You found you liked how responsive she was to your touches, liked the way she demanded for more which you gladly gave to her as she asked for them. And when she cradled the back of your head and buried her fingers in your hair so she could meet your tongue the way she wanted it, you moaned loudly, taking from the way she took hers from you.

“Yes, right there, just–” Her back arched and you clung to her hips like a lifeline. You rolled your tongue against her and sucked, not wanting to disrupt the pace of her fall. 

And fall, she did.

She came on your tongue and you accepted it with a grateful moan, slowing down your pace as she came back down from her high. It was sticky and heady, a reward that you lapped up eagerly, and from the pleased way Alexia threaded her fingers through your hair, she was satisfied. Like her, you took your time cleaning her up because after all it was only polite to do so and you enjoyed the way her leg muscle tensed when you kissed her clit one last time. 

Content with your work, you kissed the top of her left thigh as a form of gratitude but instead of making your way up, you traced the line of muscle that lead down to her knee where scars from her injury had carved themselves permanently into her skin.

You’d kissed those same scars the last time you were together without knowing the story behind them and now that you know, you dragged your lips over them ever more softly, looking Alexia in the eye as you did so. She watched you intently with lips slightly parted, eyes dark and lidded.

Alexia bent forward so she could reach out to you, lifting your chin with a gentle hand. Then she brushed her thumb over your upper lip to wipe the wetness there but before she could pull it away, you parted your lips and took her thumb into you mouth, sucking and licking off the taste there, never taking your eyes off hers.

“My god,” came her breathless murmur before she moaned out, “come here.”

Then she guided you to her mouth with her gentle grip on your chin and before you knew it, you were under her again, sighing in grateful surrender to the mercy of her and her hands. She kissed and ravaged you many times over–and you, her–that by the end of the night, you’d completely forgotten the weight of her name.

[calqlate]

GENSHIN BOYS AS BOYS I'VE CRUSHED ON BEFORE

PAIRING(S): al-haitham + diluc + kamisato ayato + thoma x gn! reader

MASTERLIST

CW(S)/TW(S): coarse/foul/strong language used

TAGLIST (italicsed blogs are unable to be tagged): @deeomi + @loving-august + @mshope16 + @saintbernardthethird + @thelonelyarchon

A/N: not me writing about these irl guys when the last 2 guys turned out to be red flags (clown emoji). n e ways, pls enjoy!

— DILUC RAGNVINDR | the boy who i first liked

as a mega stickler for tradition, he will write letters to you. he was the first one who started this little tradition between both of you, handing you a sealed envelope shyly and telling you to open it when you get home. and so both of you wrote letters to one another, handing them to each other jn person and reading the other's letter in the confines of your own respective homes before penning a response.

he is a bit possessive and protective, never letting anyone open doors for you or escorting you but himself. if you do let anyone do any of the said chivalrous acts, just know you will have to face a mopey and pouty diluc when you next meet him.

he is not one to show pda, but he will always hold your hand in public, with your fingers interlocked with his.

he always has to be by your side, making it his job to be your personal bodyguard. he will always be next to you at parties and will always look out for you.

— THOMA | the boy who was by my side (granted, for 2 years)

he watches over you very carefully and makes sure that you never get hurt. however, if you do get hurt, he will be the first to calm you down and distract you from the pain.

he always knows how to cheer you up when you are down and honestly is such good company to be around. he has big brother energy (omg iykyk but he has similar vibes to hidden love's duan jiaxu) <3

he is also very good with his words and knows how to compliment you when you feel like shit about yourself. got a bad haircut that makes you look like a mushroom? he does not think so; if anything, he thinks you are gorgeous no matter what!

— AL-HAITHAM | the boy who never speaks much

he naturally does not talk a lot and mostly keeps to himself. if you have a big group of friends and he is part of that said social circle, he will mostly sit and listen to the others talk.

he is terrible at comforting people, but he will try his best <//3 he will give you awkward pats on the shoulder and tell you that everything will work out. (not the most 100% foolproof approach, but hey, he has got the spirit!)

he is the kind of person that does not like to go out and have lunch with friends. rather, he would have his food packaged as a takeaway and eat while he is working. so, you definirely know that you have a special place in his heart when he agrees to go and eat with you (and your friends).

he will give you the lowdown on why you should not date a particular person and has receipts on the ready (do not ask how he got that much dirt on them...)

— KAMISATO AYATO | the boy who has natural rizz

one thing i have to say is that he gives compliments at sporadic moments and will completely take you by surprise. for instance, you could be minding your own business and he will say something to make your heart skip a beat.

he is also a bit cheeky and will shout "boo" to friends who turn the corner and bump into him (he will apologise afterwards with a grin though).

he is also really formal when speaking with people (in general) (and it is probably because of his upbringing as well) and he is a genuinely nice person to meet

he is the kind of guy who jumps onto the bandwagon when someone else is trying to hype you up

he will also tell you to take care of your health and tell you to watch yourself when you fall sick

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Unusual OC Associations

Saw this when I was visiting a moot's page and thought it looked fun!

Gan

SEASONING: Ground coriander, sage leaves

WEATHER: Slightly breezy, mostly cloudy day

COLOR: Ruby red

SKY: The sky just before the sun sets fully

MAGICAL POWER: Invisibility

HOUSE PLANT: Aloe or Yucca

WEAPON: Dagger

SUBJECT: Biology and Botany

SOCIAL MEDIA: None

MAKEUP PRODUCT: Lipstick

CANDY: Sour gummies

FEAR: Being trapped with no way out

ICE CUBE SHAPE: Sphere

METHOD OF LONG DISTANCE TRAVELING: Horse or carriage

ART STYLE: Post Impressionism

MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE: Pixie

PIECE OF STATIONERY: Wax seal stamp

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CELESTIAL BODY: Planet - Mercury

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[stareulogy]

❝ if you could choose to be anything after death, what would you be? ❞　 star eulogy is a hyper-extended version of headspace, made real upon sunny’s death in the bad ending.

content warning: this blog contains heavy spoilers for omori, suicide, cannibalism and general dark themes.

pinned post updated as of: august 17, 2024

this blog follows a porcelain doll that holds sunny’s consciousness, as he finds any way to pass the time. cursed with immortality, he’s been alive for centuries.

sealed at the bottom of the universe, sunny’s made highly questionable decisions in his past, leading to his imprisonment, and his failure to acknowledge the truth. as he learnt that fateful day, you can’t hide from the truth, even in a different life.

sunny’s open for asks. keep him entertained?

this au has been in development for over a year. from a discord server, to multiple threads, to art between a few people. i finally decided to make a blog for the au, after months of writing.

currently available:

sunny, the porcelain doll (tag)

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no nsfw asks, anon gifts are allowed, interactions with other blogs are highly appreciated and encouraged.

you are absolutely welcome to make fun games using anon magic, as long as you label yourself (if on anon). this is runs on an honour system, do not impersonate each other, do not cause drama via. my inbox.

reminder that the character ≠ the writer, sunny has a disorder that effects his behaviour and how he interacts with other people. sunny is not an accurate representative of the cluster-b disorder he has - it’s dramatized after centuries. of being in blackspace.

this au is closed, and is not allowing other characters to join in. (for example, you cannot make a star eulogy aubrey account and interact with people.)

feel free to ask as other characters if you don’t have a blog to do it, just add:

- (emoji) (character name)

and i’ll tag it. feel free to get crafty! i encourage alternates/variants of a character coming to ask, sunny here is aware of the different universes.

(same works for consistent anons. if you want sunny to remember you, then add an sign off in the same style.)

now, if you’re struggling with asking questions, you now have a silly little prompt list! it’s fun, speedy interactions you can get with sunny!

NOT LORE RELATED

# princess arc (ongoing?)

# royal ball event (finished)

# tea party event (finished)

LORE RELATED ARCS

... huh. i didn’t do any yet.

sometimes i might not tag things properly! please remind me to add a tag if i forget.

LORE POSTS

alternates, variants, sunny’s thoughts

sunny’s feelings on hero

would sunny date each variant? (with honest opinions and his thoughts)

jobs that sunny had in the past

sunny’s favourite universe so far

flowerwaltz in star eulogy

bounty hunting

florians (species)

blackspace

here, everything should be tagged properly.

characters have their own basic tags, i only drop ooc text into the tags, after these symbols: //

i’ll tag your blog name under each interaction.

for organization’s sake, i’ll only link the anons here.

special anons

# 🌟 anon

# 👑 anon

# 🔮 anon

# 💠 anon

# 🃏 anon

(tumblr ate the tags, sorry. those are the current roster of anons, listed from early to recent.)

honestly. i didn’t want to make a section for this. i kinda wanted to stay mysterious and cool.

hi! i’m the star eulogy mod, he/meow pronouns, i go by sunny, but you can just call me sunshine here, for the sake of differentiation between character and writer.

i mind my own business, so i don’t really see a lot of things that other blogs do. i’m very private.

if you ping the blog in your promo post, i’ll reblog it. i reblog new blogs’ pinned posts, whenever i can.

my timezone is est. but i sleep when i want to.

all of the art you see coming from me belongs to me, aside from the usage of official art, by omocat.

here’s one of my favourite art posts.

fun fact: the original universe that star eulogy originates from, was on the universally loved route. it was set up for sunflower, hence how sunny distances himself from most basil alternates.

i personally don’t ship sunny (in general) with anybody. but i’m willing to write it for the lore, if sunny (star eulogy) can keep a relationship for longer than a day.

he’s on the spectrum. (aromantic, asexual, autistic) so romance might not look the same to you, as it does to him. he’s my silly little princess.

[sundaesilly]

❝I've got a deal with destiny,❞

Sadly I am MUCH too sleepy right now to do any sort of intro myself, so Im using a template from emoji combos dot com <3

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╰─ ♡ about me ★ ˎˊ˗

୨୧┇I go by MANY names, but I prefer my kin names over my real ones! My two real names are Lillia and Belial, but on this account, I also go by Shadow, Lizzie, Liz, and Elizabeth (for jokes) :3

୨୧┇This does mean I've got about 5 people calling me different kin names, but I'll respond the same, and it's interesting to see who different individuals associate me with more!

୨୧┇I also allow people to call me by certain titles, if they truly wish to endulge me,, /silly these include Princess and Queen of Shadows, and anything else you can think of <3

୨୧┇I'm multigender, and I don't mind any pronouns at all! He, they, she, xe,,, that’s just how every it gets,, /silly

୨୧┇I'm 15, which makes me a MINOR!! OOOOooOOoo!!! This doesn't mean adults can't follow and/or interact with me, I just prefer that adults don't act weird or funky around me!

୨୧┇ I AM DOUBLES FRIENDLY!!!!!!! I TRULY DON'T MIND AT ALL!!!!! COME AT ME!!!! /POS

୨୧┇ This is a sideblog! My main blog can be found at @virtue1nvain, and my kinhelp blog is @kinhelp-permitoffice !

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╰─ ♡ my favourites..!

୨୧┇My favourite colour is MAROON!!

୨୧┇My favourite animals are SEALS!!

୨୧┇My favourite song... I don't have one?

୨୧┇My favourite anime is Little Witch Academia!

୨୧┇My favourite game is Minecraft!

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╰─ ♡ interests & more!

୨୧┇I like Jujutsu Kaisen, Pokemon, Hermitcraft, the life series, empiresSMP, Bungo Stray Dogs, Disney: Twisted Wonderland, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!, Phighting!, homestuck, the owl house, gravity falls, splatoon, dungeon meshi, regretevator, lego monkie kid, and genshin impact + honkai star rail (I am mihoyo/hoyoverse critical!)

୨୧┇I dislike onions, tomatoes, onions, the smell of most flowers (they either smell of nothing or piss??(minus buddleia, my favourite, which smells of honey)), sour sweets, onions, the specific shade of #19BDFF blue and adjacent, did I mention onions?

୨୧┇My birthday is the 19TH OF JULY!

୨୧┇My timezone is GMT, as I'm from England!

୨୧┇My dm's are open, at all times!

୨୧┇I'm currently looking for anyone who's,, well, looking for me! From any source! While I don't have memories, I know what connections I've had throughout my lives and whatnot, I know what feels right, so I want to get in contact with anyone! From Empires to Au's, the life series or noncanon events, I don’t mind! Please please please please please plea

୨୧┇if anyone needs to be mentioned specifically to give them that little push to interact,,, I am particularly fond of Ren's, Jimmy's, Scar's and Joel's for VERY obvious reasons jfjdjdjj

Tag guide!

#marine moanings - a vent-ish tag? Please block this if you don’t want to hear me whine and yearn about random things!

#to the bambunker! - a tag for answering asks and talking with moots!

#mers murmuring - rant and talking tag! Basically when im talking about random thing

#fairyforts favourites - tag for art!

Trying to think if I've missed anything is HARD,, if you want more info on me, don't be afraid to send an ask!

❝a bargain with fate!❞

[edith-is-a-cat]

Edie's Moots!!! - Archieved.

The ones I've interacted with (alphabetically organized)

💕@angelhairpastawithherbs - Mx. Rose Moth!! - HAS THE SAME MOTHMAN SHIRT AS ME AND THATS HOW WE BECAME MUTUALS SO LOVELY (thats why you are called Rose Moth in my head!!) #mx. rose moth!! 💕

🐙@azulashengrottospiano - Ms. Auburn!! - DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON IS MY MUTUAL GUYS /j, Seriously so very lovely love dropping art in there inbox. *Silently foaming at the mouth with their writing* Literally feels like a celeb followed me back. Tumblr mom/oldest sister skjdnbvkjerfl ily /p and thank you for being so nice to me #ms. auburn!! 🐙

💫@bloody-puppets - My child!! - HIIIIIIII *spins you around like a hula hoop* Yes his tag may have been "father" but those are lies this is my child. Acc snatched up and will help u around tumblr bc you are child. please ill make a terrarium you you goobers #my child!! 💫

@ - Mr. !! - OMG TELLS YOU ABOUT EVERYTHING IM EXCITED FOR YOU WELCOME IN!!!

#mr. !!

🎩@dapperceature - Mx. Dapper!! - EHEHEH IVE MISSED YOU UNDERTALE FANDOM AND ITS SO COOL THAT I HAVE AN UNDERTALE MOOT ILY MWAH /p #mx. dapper!! 🎩

🍬@ - Mx. Ferris!! YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE AND BE RLLY NICE AND SUPPORTIVE FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN MY BLOG BEING VERY BLUE, why thank you the rolls will be done in a bit. (ALSO PICKED ME UP BY THE SCRUFF AND ADOPTED ME?) My favorite moot to chew on #mx. ferris!! 🍬

🦀@fryofthefrench - real person. WALKING NONBINARY PRIDE FLAG 🫵 #mx. samsung!! 🦀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🫵

🐍@l7k-a - Mr. Haru!! - I THINK I LOOKED AT UR PROFILE ONE TIME AND THOUGHT ABOUT FOLLOWING YOU THEN I CHICKENED OUT-- NOT TODAY and u like Basil freaking spinning and shaking. U r like my dad... you have asked me to sleep and isn't late several times. love u sm #mr. haru!! 🐍

🪻@h2llish - Mr. Devil!! I have a fourty bucks, and hopefully the ability to drive soon, wanna grab food?? #mr. devil!! 🪻

💪@i-like-forgs - Mr. Ryoko!! - reads your posts like I read the newspaper, making dramatic gasps ever now and then. I love being to see a little bit of your life. Rattles the bars of my cage, I'm so happy to see you. #mr. ryoko!! 💪

🐎@jangletam - Junior!! - Ken irl -- carefully fits you with a lovely cowboy hat and matching pair of boots #robin jr!! 🐎

✨@officialdaydreamer00 - Mx. Irene!! Picked me up off the side of the road after I reblogged one of his things an unholy amount of times (it was so cute tho I plan to read more when I have time :3!!) #mx. irene!! ✨

💤@vntey - Mx. Leo!! - Ur cool i like you goober #mx. leo!! 💤

🌸@ - Mr. Momo!! - PLEASE PLEASE you are so cute and sweet and im a seal plushie to you omg my heart <////3 /pos thank you for existing here bpufvbehbtvhrbtvhbrv you are so neato#mr. momo!! 🌸

🎀 @shinysparklesapphires - Ms. Sapphire!! - HSHVJKDNVJERVHJBERHD PRETTY MAGICAL GIRL SO COOL HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-- u r so neat I would love to hand feed you (edible) glitter #ms. sapphire!! 🎀

🪷@twistwonderlanddevotee - Ms. Sofia!! - THE WAY I STOOD UP AND RAN AROUND WHEN I SAW U REBLOG THE THING WITH THE PRETTIES WALLPAPER EVER-- I hope you get so much pretty stickers get you arts and crafts supplies and gives you stationary cause i feel u would like it (btw DO NOT WORRY ABOUT TAKING LONG BUT THAT WAS JUST SO SWEET AND I HOPE YOU DID SUPER WELL ON UR FINALS!!!!) #ms. sofia!! 🪷

🐇@twst-om-lover - Mx. Nightmare!! - spins you like a basketball #mx. nightmare!! 🐇

🐇✨@vivislosingitagain - Mx. Vivi!! Can we turn the ocean into tea together??? And then have a tea party if ocean tea doesn't taste weird! (I decided the second emoji for you hope you don't mind!!) #mx. vivi!! 🐇✨

🐈‍⬛@v-anrouge - Mr. Aster!! - You can have some of my blood if you want, fun fact, my blood type is ab so it's not really too useful if I donate it. I would love to bake you something and sit you down to watch a ghibli movie. I really like scrolling through your blog its very neat and i wanna put stickers and sparkles on it. Internet dad. do i have to say more? #mr. aster!! 🐈‍⬛

⭐🐍@weskers-husband - Mr. Miles!! - Hi gremlin boy I'm very glad you are here, post your art right fucking now.. Cool dude please talk to him and be cool to him, if you are mean to him I'm taking your keratin (also check out his poetry account @poems-husband >:D) #mr. miles!! ⭐🐍

🦈@whspermy-name - Mr. Minty!! - *gives you a 10 pound bag of gummy sharks and BOOKS IT for the hills* #mr. minty!! 🦈

🐀@xen-blank - Mx. Xen!! - IM INVITED TO YOUR WEDDING??? GIGGLES AND SHAKES YOU LIKE A JAR OF PICKLES glitters you glitters you glitters you glitters you glitters you glitters you glitters you glitters you (EHEHE U R SO NEATO) #mx. xen!! 🐀 You are welcome to ask to be mutuals! I will usually become moots with you on my own if I find you interesting or we just interact a ton!!

[inkybloom-luv]

MASTERPOST

Hello hello! I go by Inky, I am Genderfae and use she/they/it pronouns! Welcome to my gremlin Chaos! This post will contain a moot-list, my fandoms and tags for easy navigation! This blog is mostly occasional art and sillies so knock yourself out, dear user!

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My Splatoon Sideblog is here!

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Requests!

Status; Closed!

Please read the rules below before requesting anything!

Do not plagiarise my work in any way, shape or form, reblogs are alright but do not claim it as your own or you will be blocked!!

Rules!!

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Moots!

@dove-da-birb ! 🕊️ |Such a lovely little bird, generally rlly ajwbsisbsisb, my no.1 enabler

@azulashengrottospiano ! 🐙|Azul kisser and also an enabler to my rising otome obsession

@ohlookitsmorgan ! Pick an emoji boo |Love y'all v much even tho we're both bad at socialising, you're still 2 cool 4 me

@adarkenedforest ! Pick an emoji boo |You're me slightly to the left wisbwjjsj, you're fruity lmao

@cupids-chamber ! Pick an emoji boo |you're still so cool and you're so fruity too

@achy-boo ! 🌹|Your ocs are top tier and you got such good taste,,, mwah

@leonistic ! 🍞|Somehow you're singlehandedly feeding my Leona thirst ausnwjsbb<3

@cy-inky ! 😏|The alliance is formed, the pact is sealed, be a menace >:3

@krenenbaker ! 🌾 |You make me so happy when I write and you just understand susbsudbdjsjb <3

@escaaaaaanyeh ! 🃏 |The only irl I would ever allow on my page, hello ;3

@az-flaming-sword ! 🔥 |My best friend whom I love very much and deserves the world, thank you for getting me into twst <33333

@twistwonderlanddevotee ! 🪷 |The wallpaper genius ever!! So happy to have you as a moot sdsdfggf

@savanaclaw1996 ! 🦁 |I don't know you very well but I look forward to chatting with you!!

@midnightmah07 ! 💙 |Daggie creator and literally so cool hshdhshs

@viilpstick ! 🫖 |Met you through mah and you're so lovely too hdbshdhsbzh

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Fandoms!

Twisted Wonderland

Ikemen Vampire/Prince

Stardew Valley

Zelda

Alice Madness Returns

Black Butler

Moriarty The Patriot

Identity V

Hollowknight

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Words Unsaid

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10

Part 11 Part 12 Part 13

[hannahcrowley]

Welcome!

Hi! I am the admin of this blog, and this blog is specifically for rping in the Twisted Wonderland community o: My friend @castaway-achlys got me into this by telling me all sorts of wonderful things about his experience so far, and I am finally joining. Below are some disclaimers and rules, and the character the blog is centered around! Thanks!

Rules

Be kind! Whether to me or others, this blog is made for fun and I'm just here to have a good time with my friend and try and make more twst friends!

Try not to be weird (in a bad way). I don't mind weird, but even I have limits.

Pro-shippers, MAPs, racists, homophobes, transphobes, etc. Do not interact.

If you are a minor please do not interact with NSFW posts I may make! My character is an adult and as such has those sort of experiences. I will block you if you are a minor interacting with such posts!!

OCs and Canon characters are definitely allowed to interact! I promise I only bite a little :D

Please try not to spam my messages too much! I don't mind the occasional spam from friends and mutuals, but like, at least talk with me a bit first before you absolutely spam me lol

I ask kindly that you don't vent to me unless we are good friends!! And please ask before you vent (unless you are like super close). I don't mind vents, I just have my own issues I am dealing with as well!

Please use tone tags if asked, as I do struggle reading tone in text.

Disclaimers

Admin and characters are 18+! This blog may contain use of alcohol, drugs, NSFW, and other adult content! Posts will be tagged accordingly!

Posts may contain swear words! These will not be tagged as such.

Follows, likes and asks will not come from this blog. This is just a side blog so my main blog will be the one sending stuff (though it's fairly empty lol)

If you end up being a frequent anon please sign off as something like an emoji or name! I want to keep track of these things!

If I do anything to offend you please let me know! I'd rather be told straight out than continue an action that continues to offend someone!

About Admin!

Admin is over 25 years of age! Keep that in mind when interacting!

Admin is cis female, pansexual, and polyamorous.

Admin uses she/her pronouns, but is chill with whatever comes up for them.

Admin has a lot of mental health issues, including AuDHD!

Admin can interact with oc and other characters!

Will mostly appear in tags!!

About Hannah!

Hannah is 21 years of age and was born on May 19th. She is a taurus.

Hannah is pansexual and polyamorous.

Hannah is Crowley's adopted daughter, who he had kept hidden away on campus. She basically raised herself after age 4 and has been living in the teacher's dorms on campus in an abandoned room. No one goes near the room! She does not respect her father, but does still love him... somewhat.

Hannah is in the Diasomnia dorm.

Hannah was chosen by the mirror at age 16 but her letter was kept sealed by Crowley, as he was not ready to let her out into the world.

Hannah is a first year as a result at the age of 21.

Hannah's hobbies consist of singing, drawing, cooking, and reading. She loves romance books in particular!

Hannah is 5ft tall.

Hannah has long, dark brown hair, and hazel eyes that tend to be a bit of a dirty green.

I will post images of Hannah from time to time on this blog, as I do tend to draw her a lot when I'm bored or warming up for commissions. (Admin does do art and may occasionally post!)

Anon List!

This is just a place to put anon's who frequent the blog! :D

Thank you cafekitsune for the free to use dividers!

[redgriffun]

Writers and actors versus studios goes deeper than entertainment industry to the rotten core. For instance, remembering person on the-site-formerly-known-as-Twitter, who'd just found out his favourite lecturer of his online class had been deceased for two years and counting. In that time, as university owns his online teaching content, no bereaved are receiving royalties, there is no new lecturer hired, essays are marked by postgraduate students on insecure fragile contracts. Know someone (not deceased) to whom this has also happened. She quit academia, but that online content is still being used, free of charge. They can automate checkouts, at my old uni library they can replace librarians with machines and now cheap contract student 'services' staff (real issue pops up and real librarian pops out the locked and sealed back door. Seriously)

It's not just owning creative content and destroying livelihoods, it's that all 'customers' should know how little they are worth - auto generated AI content, old courses kept on dept usb for a hefty price tag, and I'm waiting for the checkouts replaced by Android with the computer box head with the smiling emoji face stuck to it 'have a nice day'