#the sun and the star incorrect quotes

[thenerdwithadhdanddeppression]

Nico: *Literally being tortured by being shown his worst fears via nightmares* Okay that was scary as shit but DAMN, you make some good nightmares

Epiales: *Blushes cutely* Thankyouuuuuuuuuu

[livsoulsecrets]

Nico: This is a mistake

Will, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Nico: But not today

Will, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 5 - I Finally Finished the 2.2 Main Quest Edition

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 6]

[pjotwitter]

[astraeajackson]

will: hey, nico, i bet i could fit the whole world in my hands.

nico: will, you know that's physically impossible righ-

will, gently cupping nico's face: are you sure?

nico, blushing his fucking face off: STOP IT I HAVE A REPUTATION-

[vampbloodbunny2]

Percy: one of my talents is being stress

Annabeth: do you mean being stressed?

Percy, looking at Chiron who's downing 6 aspirins: I don't think-

[theprinceofdarknesssquad]

Will: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close. Nico, blushing: Okay. Jason: It's fucking summer.

[crazytrashpolice]

Nico: How do I make a date really romantic? Hazel: Be mysterious. Nico: Okay! later, while on a date with William Andrew Solace. Will: So where are we going? Nico: None of your fucking business.

[the-goddess-of-gays]

Will: You think I can't withstand Tartarus?! I was a SOLDIER, Nico! I killed people! Nico: You were a doctor. Will: I HAD BAD DAYS!

[here-comes-the-moose]

*in the Rebellion inside Echo’s minivan ship*

Rebel, showing Echo some photos: Yeah these are my kids. A boy and a girl. I do this all for them. How many do you have?

Echo: I have five.

Rebel: Aw you must have your hands full! How old are they?

Echo: Four are 312 months and the youngest is 156 months.

Rebel: …

Echo: …

Rebel, trying to do the math: How old did you say you were again?

[fxiryeon]

Nico: I just slept for 12 hours

Nico: And now, I’m about to sleep for 12 more hours

Will: That’s a coma-

Nico: Sounds festive. Goodnight.

[secret-agent-of-bullshitery]

Solangeo roasting eachother:

Will: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.

Nico: ...fuck you, Solace.

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Nico: What do you want to be for Halloween?

Will: Yours.

Nico:

Nico: …yeah, that would be pretty scary.

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Will, turning to Nico: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

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Will: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...

Nico: Only as their rodeo clown.

[livsoulsecrets]

Percy: Nico isn’t answering our Iris messages

Will: I’ll call

Percy: Annabeth and I have already tried six times each-

Nico: Hello?

[honeyxmonkey]

Hc: Nico is the kind of person to adopt every stray cat he comes across

He'll smuggle them into camp under his jacket and hide them in his cabin. Nico runs the camp cat distribution system. It's not uncommon for a camper's parent to discover their child has brought home a stray cat courtesy of Hades' son.

Nico, carrying a large suspiciously meowing box: What would you say if I brought home five more cats?

Chiron: What's in the box?

Nico:

Chiron: What's in the box, Nico?

Nico: I think you know

[pjotwitter]

[writtenicarus]

Will: Can you keep a secret?

Nico: Do you know anything about my life?

Will: No I do not. Good point.