#the sons preference

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael is very subtle about his daddy issues in FNAF..

[nosyrobin]

Damian who magically appeared in your bedroom with his robin gear on: Why haven’t you answered my calls?

You jumped scared before relaxing at the boy you had befriended. You awkwardly stand there holding your teddy bear.

You: I haven’t answered your calls?

Damian nodding as he got off the bed and pointed to your charging phone: I suppose I can make a guess as to say your phone was dead? Am I correct?

You nodded as you checked to see 2 missed calls and 7 text messages from him.

You: oh! I’m sorry dames..I didn’t see them.

Damian: it’s okay now that I know that you’re safe. Perhaps during our next so called “play date” we can watch Ninjago?

You: sure! My mom can make us cookies like last time if you want that as well.

Damian who is now smiling as he hugs you goodbye: That sounds…good. Goodbye Y/N.

He then grapple hook his way out of your window.

You: Bye Damian!

[klausmikaelsonsmommy]

Get over it Juice 🙄 we love women who can stand for themselves in this house

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐬' 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞

⤷ female, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!  

Warnings: swears, mention of blood and bruising, also creeps

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ | ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ ᴵᴵ

𝐉𝐀𝐗

・Not surprised, but a tad shocked. He was used to this behaviour from his mother.

・But when he laid his eyes on you, all he could feel was pride.

"How'd the other guy look?"

"Way fuckin' worse, sweetheart," you said with a smirk.

"That's my girl."

・His arm wrapped around you as you left the station, Unser already pulling strings to get you out. Plus, the guy wasn't going to press charges.

・While getting on the back of Jax's bike you said, "You know what, it felt pretty good."

"I know it does babe, but please don't make it a regular thing," he replied and lightly slapped you on your thigh.

"I'll do my best..."

𝐎𝐏𝐈𝐄

・"The hell did that come from?" He asked as you walked through the front door, nursing a very swollen black eye. Apparently punching first doesn't mean you've won the fight.

・"Ugh, would you believe me if I said I ran into a pole?"

"You hate running."

"Fuck, you're right."

・Out of all the guys, he's the most surprised. It took him a while to process it, the story, the lump on your forehead.

・But to him, it meant you accepted this life.

・From his first marriage, Opie was used to having a s/o who was against the club, but with you - you took it in your stride.

・Completely intergrating with it.

・He pulled you onto his lap, cupping your face.

"That's a fucking big one," Opie said, tracing the outline of the bruise.

"I know. But I was the only one left standing."

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐁𝐒

・Taken aback, mostly upset because you were arrested.

"You're saying my Old Lady, Y/n Telford, was arrested?"

"Yes," Unser said on the other side of the call. He watched you from the door.

Your head was leaning against the cold brick wall. Eyes shut, nose bleeding, but that was the extent of your injuries.

"And may I ask why, she got arrested," Chibs growled.

"She assaulted someone," with Unser's reply, a smile grew on your face.

"She fuckin' what-" then the line went fuzzy and all Unser heard was "I'm coming," before Chibs hung up.

・You weren't worried. Not about being arrested. Because you knew Chibs wouldn't let you stay in here.

・And you were right, because that very afternoon you were released and Chibs grabbed ahold of your face, checking for injuries.

"What were you thinking lass?"

"Oh honey, I wasn't-"

𝐓𝐈𝐆

・Surprised and kinda turned on by it

・It had been pure luck that you weren't arrested. The Sheriffs had been occupied with actual crime ... not a woman punching a creep square in the face.

・However, once Tig came home and saw the swollen, bruised hand of yours, he instantly knew what had happened.

"Look, all I'm gonna say is ... I'm proud of you baby. You put those creeps in their places. But next time, I want a few rounds too."

・You smiled up at him, and went to push yourself up from the couch but grimaced as you used your hand.

"Yeah, it's gonna be a bit tender for a while. Just relax. I'll do whatever you need me to."

・And then he came over and kissed your hand, examining the darkness that was still developing, the splits in the skin.

"Sheesh, you did a good job," Tig mumbled and went to go get your first aid kit.

𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘

・The PROUDEST.

・The next day he told everyone in the meeting what happened and all the Sons clapped him on the back.

"Happens to all of us," Jax said with a wink.

・Not only was happy, Happy, he was ecstatic. Because it meant you weren't averse to violence...

・Not that he would readily bring it into the home now, it just meant that you didn't find him or his work disgusting.

・He's always worried about that. That one day, you'll just up and leave because this life isn't for you.

・But you know how he feels, and it was part of the reason why you gave that guy a shiner.

・He would've been only a few years older than you, but he wouldn't stop hitting on you. Not even when you told him you weren't single.

・So you thought, "fuck it, my family is a fucking bikie club," and you went for it.

・Explaining that to Happy made him ... kind of emotional.

𝐉𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐄

・Completely shocked.

・Not in a million years did he think you would be in a fight. Or at least a punch up.

・You were quite fiesty, and that's part of the reason why he loved you

・But he never thought that side of you would become physical.

"Babe, why?" Juice asked over his bowl. He had made dinner that night, wanting to do something.

"The fucker kept on staring at me. Even after I told him to knock it off, twice."

"Oh, he had it coming then."

・A part of him was upset that you had to defend yourself. He always wants to be the one to do that.

[dailycupofcreativitea]

Gohan's getting lectured for being reckless 🫣

[mossy-paws]

Clementine returns. (PHIGHTING!)

deciding to accumulate all of these into a singular post to make my life easier + so that I can have some more food for you all,,, anyways.

My. My son. Clementine my baby my sweet boy,,, Some of these ARE actually reposts but the first 2 are for sure not :3! (I think at least LMAO), enjoy this :3! I must go back to my hole /silly

(Also a bonus as well )

[pookiebearhelaena]

Mama’s Boy

Queen Alicent Hightower and Prince Daeron Targaryen

[spoopdeedoop]

already posted a vid on twitter and im scared to post a second in one day so you guys get this before anyone else!! you must be so cool!!!

[live-laugh-legolas]

Fellowship reacts to a surprise kiss on the cheek?

Maybe they helped someone and got a kiss on the cheek in return!

This is so cute and I apologize that this ended up being really short and not particularly great or interesting to read 🫥

They get a kiss on the cheek

Aragorn:

-Not too phased tbh

-At least not outwardly

-Definitely smirks though

Legolas:

-Short circuits

-Elves are not particularly physically affectionate

-So best believe he is flustered and maybe a bit confused

Gimli:

-Blushy blushy blush

-Can’t look you in the eye

-He definitely stutters over his words

Boromir:

-Probably grabs your hand and kisses it back

-Thanks you

-Very gentlemanly

Frodo:

-Smiles at the friendly gesture

-He probably also gives people kisses so he isn’t too phased

-Maybe a little surprised

Sam:

-Very flustered

-Will think about this moment for the foreseeable future

Merry:

-Smug

-Will be dramatic about it

-He can die happy and pretends to faint

Pippin:

-Just a happy little guy

-He likes the attention

-Will give you a peck on the cheek randomly later before skipping off

Gandalf:

-He thinks it cute

-He’s old so this isn’t something unusual in his mind; a kiss on the cheek was more common back in the day

-He gives a little mumbled thank you and a nod

[skyxiiocrkblog]

Dark cacao sketch dumps #1

[nosyrobin]

Twin!reader who’s scared of the dark but won’t admit it: I’m not scared, I’m not scared. I’m a hero…I can do this..

(Reader stares down in the deep and dark hallway after watching a horror movie. Swearing they heard a sound.)

Twin!reader who is now scared: DAMIANNNNN!!!

(Damian is immediately running through the darkness with determination as his sibling senses are tingling)

Damian pulling out his katana even in his sleepwear: WHATS WRONG?! IS SOMEONE AFTER YOU?? WHO DO I NEED TO END??!

Twin!reader: I don’t mean to bother you..but I’m scared to get a glass of water by myself…and I don’t want to bother Alfred.

(Damian immediately puts his twin on his back as he marches straight ahead through the dark hallway)

Damian: Don’t fret, I’m here to protect you. Monsters, ghosts, those aren’t real my dear sibling—

Twin!reader: THEN WHAT IS THAT?!

(Twin!reader points to a ghostly face that’s approaching the two as Damian then started to shake in his boots. The ghostly face moans in pain as it inches closer.)

Twin!reader who is now crying : DAMI GOO!!

(Damian book ups upstairs holding twin!reader on his back still as the tan boy runs into his room and locks it)

The lights turn on in the hallway to reveal the ghostly face was actually Tim who had not get enough sleep.

Tim: Those damned demon spawns….

[witchhazelevesque]

Imagine when Frank was walking (walking) from Canada to California and Camp Jupiter, in the middle of winter, that he passes a store front with music spilling out the door and he hears the lyrics, But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked a thousand miles…

He’d be like. “Shut the fuck up.”

[ickypuppi3]

‘billy hargrove wouldn’t bottom’ i know him better than you

[my-name-is-apollo]

Why is Hera so hostile to Leto in a manner that she isn't with the other lovers of Zeus? I can't think of any other woman who was targeted so much by Hera. One could say she didn't want Leto to give birth because her children would be a competition to Hera's children, but why bother her even after she had already given birth? Is it because Leto herself is also a threat to Hera?

Sort of I guess?

I don't think Leto would ever be a threat to Hera's role as the queen of the gods but Hera might see her as a competitor for Zeus' affection, even though I think Zeus would not marry someone else and replace Hera.

The twins are definitely a big reason why Hera begrudged Leto - it is outright stated in the Callimachus Hymn to Delos that the reason Hera especially targeted Leto was because she was told that Apollo would be dearer to Zeus than Ares is. Zeus is very proud of Artemis as well. As he himself puts it, he doesn't mind facing Hera's wrath for children like her.

But the continued hatred even after the birth of the twins (like sending Tityus to rape Leto) could have been for different reasons. This wasn't like one of those affairs Zeus would have with mortal women where he'd leave them behind once the child is conceived. Neither could Hera, despite her many attempts, get rid of Leto like she did with the other lovers. Not only did Leto give Zeus children that he loves dearly, she also stayed on Olympus despite Hera's hatred towards her (which isn't directed to any of Zeus' other divine mistresses, btw). It might have also been because Leto herself is dear to Zeus, if the way she's treated on Olympus is any proof. In the Homeric hymn to Apollo, Leto stands next to Zeus - in the Olympian assembly - to welcome their son. Hera is completely absent from the scene, as if Leto had taken her place even if temporarily. Now you could say this is because Apollo himself is such a powerful and glorious son in a way that no other son of Zeus is, so of course Leto would get such an honor (the hymn itself presents it this way).

But here's another instance - in the Iliad, when Hera goes to seduce Zeus, he is obviously very smitten but before getting into the action, he lists some of his lovers (I believe these were his favorite lovers, as a lot of others are not mentioned):

"for never has such desire for goddess or mortal woman so gripped and overwhelmed my heart, not even when I was seized by love for Ixion’s wife, who gave birth to Peirithous the gods’ rival in wisdom; or for Acrisius’ daughter, slim-ankled Danaë, who bore Perseus, greatest of warriors; or for the far-famed daughter of Phoenix, who gave me Minos and godlike Rhadamanthus; or for Semele mother of Dionysus, who brings men joy; or for Alcmene at Thebes, whose son was lion-hearted Heracles; or for Demeter of the lovely tresses; or for glorious Leto; or even for you yourself, as this love and sweet desire for you grips me now.’ (Book 14, trans. A. T. Murray)

Notice how when talking about most of them, he also mentions the children they bore to him but when Demeter and Leto are mentioned, he doesn't bring up their children at all despite them being some of the most accomplished kids of his. What's more, he takes Leto's name just before Hera's. I mean, this is an interpretation but it looks like not only did Zeus love Leto the most out of all his mistresses - giving her a place second to that of his wife, but also his love for her wasn't necessarily only because she gave him two amazing children.

Nonnus does something similar in the Dionysiaca (but this time Zeus is enamored with Persephone instead of Hera) but more notably, when Typhoeus attacks Olympus and Zeus is discouraged, Nike takes the form of Leto to encourage him and it's pretty telling of what Leto meant to Zeus.

One interesting similarity between Hera and Leto is that they both had a giant try to rape them. Porphyrion tried to violate Hera (Zeus inspired him to do this) and Tityus tried to violate Leto (upon Hera's order). Though both of them were killed, only Tityus got an eternal punishment in Tartarus of having his liver/heart eaten out by vultures so Zeus seems to have taken a greater offense at Tityus trying to assault Leto.

Again, I don't think Zeus would ever take anyone other than Hera as his permanent wife - she is irreplaceable to him. There's an entire myth about Hera leaving him and Zeus winning her back. Their relationship is obviously complex and involves all kinds of emotions including love and hate. But Leto is continually dear to him as well and that's something Hera can't do much about.

[texasflowers]

I don't like Gotenks (he's ugly). So I made a Potara fusion for Goten and Trunks.

[grandmaestershibe]

do you guys think jaime was disappointed that joffrey liked to use crossbows?

[llemon-soda]

Ken Amada