#the song was the same that they danced when they got married btw

[theredcuyo]

Actual married couple behavior is joking about gifts on valetines day (because neither of them will get anything, and they're fine with it) about imposible things to get "I expect a helicopter tomorrow" "A thousand roses will be just enough"

And then joke complaining about it, while humming to a song that reminds them of the other person with a smile

[caldella]

Another post-Mastermind crack headcanon

RE: Vassago

BTW for anyone who enjoys this headcanon, I'm currently making it a fanfiction on Ao3! I'm seeing some people think maybe Vassago is Andre's ex, but I have another crack theory.

Let's say that Vassago is about the same age as Stolas, as I get that vibe. We've been shown that he's energetic and interested in doing things 'the right way.' And he clearly loves 'fun' things like music, and dancing, and even floats around on a fucking star shape. His name on merchandise is stylized like a pirate treasure map. Let's take a small assumption that Vassago grew up less isolated than Stolas and was part of “Goetia society” earlier than him. Like Stolas, he doesn't really gel with the haughty, holier-than-thou attitude parts of their culture. I'm also guessing that, a little like Stolas, he can feel out of place in it.

We know that once Stolas got his grimoire, he was meant to learn his role and join Goetian society as well. Let's assume he was in his teens when he was really thrust into the thick of it. Vassago has been participating in the 'grown up Goetia' society for a while, learning his role but also finding it disappointing. Stifling, so boring. Then this young prince shows up, nervous and socially awkward but so eager. He wants to participate, he wants to be part of things. And he's interesting! He knows all these random facts. He has books about pirates! Vassago loves pirate stories! Apparently Stolas' very first friend did, too, so he knows all about them! Stolas likes song and music, and he has dramatic feelings, and stars:

🌟His whole thing is stars! 🌟

Vassago wants to know this guy. There is so much potential! Maybe Vassago has a little crush, or maybe Stolas is an estranged half-brother or cousin he wants to know better. But Stolas is also engaged to Stella, who's Andre's sister. Ugh, Andre. Vassago knew that Andre was a pompous bullshitter from day one. His social circles are definitely not Vassago's, so unfortunately Vassago doesn't get to know Stolas extremely well, but he tries. He does see Stolas' enthusiasm dull under the pressure of Goetian society, and he doesn't like that it makes the owl prince more withdrawn.

Then Stolas gets married.

He still shows up to events when required, but nothing more. Even when he's there, it's like he's not. He does his roles, then he stands in a corner, sipping wine until it's time to leave. He acts like all the interesting parts of him never existed. No emotions, no info dumps, no theatrics, no song. The only time he sparks back up is if someone asks about his kid – he could go on for hours about her. Vassago doesn't know completely why Stolas has become like this, but he has a feeling that Stella and Andre have had some hand in it. He's miffed about that, but he's not close enough to Stolas to inquire into it. Stella and Andre's social circles continue to grow ("ugh" again), and Prince Stolas becomes more of a stranger as his wife and brother-in-law's popularity grows.

A couple decades in, and you hear Stolas might actually be getting a divorce. A Goetia? Getting a divorce? Unheard of, a surprise since he's never said much to anyone, but Vassago doesn't like Stella or Andre, so fine. Good for him.

Then Andre calls up an insane trial out of the blue that is supposedly about Stolas, for Stolas' sake, yet Stolas isn't there. What?! Vassago's not dumb. Something's fucky. He can tell Andre's bullshitting to some amount. But as usual no one cares. Everyone's eager to get this imp beheading over with. Until Stolas himself portals in, with his star magic and the most dramatic theater-kid energy anyone's seen from him in almost twenty years, and then he declares that he is going to clarify this entire mess:

🎵🌟THROUGH SONG🌟🎵 🕺

"YES!"

(Edited to remove info that isn't correct as Vassago is likely also a prince. And really, this could also work if Stolas is older, and Vassago saw him as an interesting figure to look up to who suddenly became withdrawn.)

[prettyboykatsuki]

remembering sunday | k. tetsuro 

➳ tags ;; domestic fluff, fem!reader, talks of marriage, mentions of divorce, exploration kuroos background, tooth-rotting fluff seriously, mild angst, proposals, corny stuff 

➳ wc ;; 2.5k

➳ a/n ;; this wouldnt wont leave me alone..  also doraemon is a popular asian kids cartoon show btw! n brackets mean flashback! (also yes the title is atl song lmfao) 

➳ plot ;; kuroo tetsuro doesn’t believe in the instituion of marriage. 

His first memory of his parents divorce is sitting the living room and listening to them argue. Doraemon is playing on the TV. His knees are tucked underneath his chin, long gangly arms wrapped around his legs, unkempt hair a shadow of protection of his spirit. 

He has no energy to hold his head, so he doesn’t. Eventually the sound of an argument becomes white noise and he falls asleep on the couch - tiredly. It’s the sound of a door slamming that wakes him up again, and even in his memory - the warmth of his mothers hand brushes his forehead. He wakes up to her over top of him, brushing hairs from his eyes. 

At 10 - he knows the sight of his mothers crying eyes better than he knows long division. Short and unruly hairs like his, fallen in her face. Her smile is warm - slender fingers that brush his cheek and press against his forehead. Even in memory, her love is tender. 

“Tetsuro, wake up - it’s time for dinner,” 

By now he knows the drill. He doesn’t ask where dad is, or why Nee-san is away at his aunties place. Doesn’t ask why his mother has bloodshot eyes or why there’s only two sets of cutlery at the table. He wakes up and wraps his arms around his arms around his mothers shoulders, buries his face into her neck and yawns tiredly. Asks whats for dinner. 

Her embrace is too tight for a casual evening, but Kuroo doesn’t ask questions. At least - not the ones he wants to ask. Instead he asks for help on his homework and to let him help her bake and asks if he can go play with Kenma tomorrow. 

Kuroo Tetsuro does not believe in the instituion of marriage. He also doesn’t believe in love. 

But he believes in the supernatural - in poltergeists and spirits and souls and aliens. He believes most government conspiracies and half-way in the Mandela Effect. He claims most of this is irony but he regularly gets a tarot reading - so it’s hard to believe that’s true either. 

His parents got divorced when he was 11. His mother was never the same and he doesn’t know when the last time he saw his father - Kuroo met him one time after the divorce to meet his new wife. She wasn’t bad or good - just was, but Kuroo couldn’t swallow the uneasiness in meeting her. He had a mother already, didn’t care for a new one. Especially one who looked so much like his mom.

Like he said, meeting her made him uneasy. 

His parents got married young. His mother came from a small town in the countryside of Japan but his father was a working man - taken with her beauty. She was only 20 when she got married, had his sister at 21 and him at 26. Kuroo remembers a time where they were in love - when there were family trips and regular outings and when dad came home every night to kiss both him and his sister good night. 

He has memories of catching them dancing in the kitchen. How his father would hold the small of her back, kept a picture of her and them in his wallet. They were happy once - and then they weren’t, and like grown-ups do - they simply fell out of love. So he thought, anyway. They fought and argued but neither of them could bear the idea of staying. 

Yet, he saw it in his fathers eye when he was fifteen - the striking softness in his expression. Wrinkled, tired, and exhausted - he saw the love was still there when he mentioned his mother was well. He saw when he asked if his mom was still taking care of the tomato beds, if they got a cat since he left (they did). Kuroo was uneasy. 

Uneasy that they still must’ve loved each other when they let go. Uneasy at the idea that sometimes love is not enough. Uneasy at the idea that marriage - the promise of forever, is what made his father so cowardly to begin with.

Unintentionally or not - Kuroo swore himself off of marriage for the rest of his mortal life. He was interested in dating as any person would be. Was in 3 comitted relationships, always lasting up to two years but never more. After two years - even as young adults, the subject of commitment comes up.

Kuroo was insistent on the fact that he would never marry anyone. He just wasn’t interested he’d say. Why do we need a piece of paper to validate our love for each other? Isn’t it enough to just be together? Are you that shallow you need a ring? 

Two years seemed to be the cursed number. Two years and then the big question  or conversation, then another break-up. 

He meets you when he’s 24 years old - you are in intern for the floor below him, but you seem to take your breaks at the same time. Eventually - you go out to eat together enough times that you look forward to it. And Kuroo learns your order at the little café you go to - starts paying for it without any prompting. 

Falling in love with you was nothing like how he fell in love with other people. No one in his life could ever compare to it - because it wasn’t love like how he was used to experiencing it. There was.. no spark almost at all. 

It was not love like you would write it. There was no initial spark. But there was magnetism like you find with a paper clip and a children's toy - a draw not like moon and tide but like red-ink and school work. A connection we make, a cognitive decision to notice each other. To be drawn to one another and let it continue.

It wasn’t the love he was used to. He was used to passion - after all, isn’t that what loves for? To chase those passionate feelings

Kuroo doesn’t enjoy admitting he’s wrong. He rarely does it, actually. But every Sunday morning he’s woken up with you at his side - eyes closed and fluttering, hands tucked under your head with dried spit in the corners of his mouth makes him believe that he might not know what he thought he does. 

This love is unfamiliar. It is uneasy, too. Because he has nothing to base it off of. Nothing at all. 

Yet, when he goes to work - he finds it in his brief case, with a granola bar and note attached. It’s how he picks up two of everything without even trying. It’s in the drumbeats of his music, in the floorboards of his creaky apartment - dancing. It’s in the way sunlight hits the reflection and makes rainbows. How beautiful things can be made and found and purposeful. 

Kuroo Tetsuro doesn’t believe in marriage. When he tells you this at the two year mark, he’s expecting to have to let you go again. It’s only natural - you’re a working woman with a life and dreams of your own. But when Kuroo says it to you out of the blue that night - you simply hum. 

[ “I don’t really believe in marriage” Kuroo says, his arm secured tighter around your waist. Your hands pat his forearm tucked over your middle, cuddling into his sides. You yawn. 

“Oh yeah? Why’s that?” 

He blinks, mouth dry. 

“M-my parents. They uh.. got divorced when I was young and so it just.. yeah” 

Your eyes feel heavy. You rub circles into his skin, scooting closer towards him and you nod. You hear the rhythm of his heart and sigh. 

“I get that. It must’ve been tough for you, growing up” 

He nods, eyes softening so much they seem blurry. 

“It was. Probably worse for my sister, though. She was there for a lot more of it,” 

You nod again and a silence falls. His throat is thick with saliva, voice barely above a whisper. 

“Aren’t you... mad?” 

“That you don’t wanna get married?” 

You laugh. Laying your head back on his chest, you blink up at him with a warm smile. 

“Just cause we’re not getting married doesn’t mean you can get rid of me, y’know?” ― you hum, reaching a hand up - pinching his cheek ― “You’re stuck with me, damn bastard” 

His eyes sting and his body feels light. And everything he wants to say or should is lost somewhere in his chest - the weight of this burden he’d been carrying at the idea he would lose you know. He sees it in the way you look at him - your eyes low and relaxed. Non-chalant even. He knows he doesn’t have to say anything more. 

“Damn it,” ― he chuckles, kissing the crown of your head ― “I was sure that one would’ve got you” 

You stick your tongue out at him and laugh again. 

“In your dreams, Tetsuro” ] 

And he’s sure, even now - that that conversation should’ve gone more poorly. Sure that he shouldnt’ve been with you for another two years after that. Kuroo Tetsuro doesn’t believe in the institution of marriage or the inherent idea that love will be forever. 

But maybe, just maybe - when you nurse him during the cold seasons and when you stop to pet dogs in the street and when you rub his shoulders after a long day - just maybe that love is something worth protecting. And that it is possibly to love someone your whole life. 

After all - who else could there ever be? Who would listen to his opinions on movies, and pop the pimples on his back, and drink with him until the sun comes up. Who else would put makeup on him when he has big meetings - kiss him in broom closets during the work week. 

And Kuroo swears marriages makes people cowardly, that the whole thing is a curse and he should stay away from it. 

But when he takes you grocery shopping, maybe a ring on your finger would keep pesky college boys from hitting on you in the isle - in-between the coffee and baking supplies. 

And hearing you tell your co-workers that you’re engaged might feel good to hear - only one floor below him in the building. Maybe the gossip would come up the steps about how big the diamond is - how you’re glowing now that you’re together and Kuroo could boast that you always look like that, even if you’re just waking up. 

And maybe marriage is cursed - but seeing you in traditional wedding clothes might not be so bad. Seeing you dressed up and veiled and beautiful - with the promise of forever in your mouth when you kiss. Declaring your love for each other in front of the people who matter to you most. 

Kuroo isn’t proud to admit how many hours he spends thinking about it. His mother would be elated to call you her daughter-in-law - and he can already picture them kicking him out of the house so the three of you can chat alone. He can picture how he’d come back and whine, drop your head on his shoulder so you could baby him about it too. 

It’s not hard to picture, to be fair - they love you anyways, his mother especially. 

And you’d be a Kuroo too. You’d respond to it in the office and the two of you would turn heads at once. And maybe the name his father gave him would finally be something beautiful again. You would be his wife with a ring, and it doesn’t matter because marriage is just a piece of paper and tax benefits and - 

But.. it’d be nice really. When he thinks about it, long and hard, he thinks being married to you might be so, so nice. It might be worth something to marry someone if that someone was you. 

Kuroos first memories are of his parents divorce but he thinks  - what if his last were of you and him? Alone in a house surrounded by everyone you love? What if he loves you enough to be wtih you until old age robs him of his breath? 

Kuroo thinks the ring in his pocket is too heavy. The velvet red box underneath his fingertips feels like it might sink to the floor with how he holds it. The streets of Miyagi are windy this late at night - and you two should really book it so you can start on dinner. They’ll definitely blame Kuroo and not you if you’re late to his moms house. 

“Tetsu what the fuck is in your pocket? You keep messing with it,” ― you snort a laugh, nudging him ― “I can’t even hold your hand,” 

He startles, slowing down 

“Shit, that obvious?” 

You nod with a laugh. 

“Very. What’s up, huh? Gonna propose or something” and you laugh again - except this time, without thinking, Kuroo Tetsuro is on his knees. 

By the time your eyes open, you’re stunned into a silence. The wind brushes past you and your mouth is dropped open, catching flies. The streets of Miyagi are barely lit and you still have groceries in one hand. The skin of your nose is dry from the cold air and you’re shaking. It’s not very romantic, he has to think. 

Yet to him, there’s a halo of light spilling around your shoulder. And you are so beautiful and all he wants to do is marry you. Whatever that means. 

“I am, actually,”― he laughs, tears threatening to spill ― “I uh, changed my mind. I don’t know how I feel about marriage but with you.. I don’t think it’d be so bad with you, you get me?”

You gasp. A hand covering your mouth. No flies, at least. 

“Will you? Marry me, I mean?” 

You tackle him in a huge, groceries left for abandon on the concrete. 

“You’re a fucking moron - of course I’m gonna say yes but what’s with this timing?” 

He laughs, too happy to even pretend to be mad. 

“C’mon? I think in the middle of the sidewalk is kinda romantic - like a drama or something,” 

“I hate you,” you sob. He rubs circles in your back. 

“No you don’t” 

You cry harder. 

“No I don’t” 

He laughs, voice soft as a whisper. 

“Thanks for marrying me, by the way” 

You don’t say a word, just hug him tighter in the middle of the empty street. Kuroo hugs you back, soothing you with the palm of his hand on your lower back. His eyes look up towards the sky - tonight it seems Miyagi is full of stars. 

He closes them shut for a while before opening them again - confirming this is not some sort of dream. 

Kuroo Tetsuro does not believe in the institution of marriage. 

But he knows he will love you for the rest of this lifetime and the one after this, too. 

[garrettandoscarsgirlblog]

Starting Over ( On the Road TF crossover)

Summary: Here is the first part of this fic idea i previewed few days ago. Kudos to @artemiseamoon for inspiring me to watch on the road. Btw, yall need to watch the movie so you know what happened. Some sexy movie scenes. The plot is where Dean wonders the streets to find a warm place to warm up. Never thought he would meet  a familiar face. 

Dean is beside himself. Sal doesn't want to see him. In his mind he is all alone. No longer married. Haven't seen his daughters. As for family? Not wanting to think about that now. Sure his brother William said he would be there for him. Where was he? Oh yes. In the Army. Haven't heard from him since he retired. Walking around the town, and get warm.suddenly he hears music playing . Nothing he hasn't heard before. Good beat,and yet soothing. Going inside to see a familiar face at the bar. William is older, but still looks the same.  Blue eyes,and blonde hair.  Only thing different is a tattoo on his left arm. Sitting on a barstool . Clearing his throat, " Fancin seeing you here. Thought you be back in California. " Turning around, " why would I do that? Wanna be like you? Using people ? Not knowing you have people that love you. Have news for you.  I'm willing to help your sorry ass. Yeah I know all about it.  Sal has been my regular customer. " leaning against the counter. Practically in his brother's face," what did he say? I wanna know!" 

Will just had enough of his mouth. Tugging on Dean's arm. He looks at his other friend, " Mind the bar Frankie.  Need to talk to my brother. " Frankie nods, You got it man. Good luck with that." The waitress comes over to the bar. Looking at the direction Will went. Taking a breath, " Nothing to worry about Lizzy, by the looks of things? Things might get a wee bit hairy." 

Frankie was right. Things got hairy. Will reached upstairs to his apartment.  One of four. After pushing Dean inside the apartment.  Will slammed the door," Sit your ass down, and listen to me! I'm not gonna tell you nada till you explain something to me! Why would you leave Camille and your daughters?! They love you dammit! " Dean got up from the couch," Had my reasons! Wanna find our dad! Okay! Guess ya never thought about him! All you could think about is defending our country more than your family!" Rubbing his face.  Pacing around.  Will calms down, " let's get one thing straight.  I needed to leave. Need to make a new life for myself.  Thought you would join me,but noooo…  you want to be a bum! Answer to your question about finding dad? Check the graveyard. Yeah, he died in prison for the very thing you were doing with that 16 year old.  " 

Dean was in shock. No wonder no one ever told him the truth. Chest heaving," shit! For years of looking! All I could have done was to look you up. As for my mistakes.  Don't know if she wants to see me. " Will sit down on the other side of the couch. Looking at his brother, " never hurts to call her. Tell her how you feel.  Might take pity on your soul." Dean nods," I'll do that now. Not till you tell me what Sal said." 

That's something Will doesn't want to tell him. Doesn't want him to know who Sal has been seeing. Actually gonna marry.Marylou. She didn't marry the sailor. Her heart belonged to Sal. Taking a breath, " Sal felt alone. He needed you when he was sick. Then it dawned on  him that it was time to start over. Clean slate. Ment meeting new people. Ment letting go of how I can say this without hurting you. " Dean finally got the picture. Sal doesn't want to be around him anymore.  Taking a breath, " I'm gonna call Camille.  Can ya give me some privacy?" 

Meanwhile downstairs the bar comes to life again. The band played lively music. People dancing around enjoying themselves.  Lots of dancing and hollering.  Will comes downstairs to see his friend,  Santiago playing guitar. Singing songs he has written himself.  Lizzy leans against the counter next to Will," how did it go upstairs? Did you accomplish anything? " looking at her with loving eyes. Hugging her to his side," Told him about my father, and what Sal told me. Actually not the real reason why he doesn't want to see Dean. Want him to see from a different pair of eyes. Thinking about giving him a job here and a place to stay.  He could stay in the vacant room." Kissing his cheek as she goes to take more orders to the customers, " You are a good man Willam Moriarty. Glad I married you. " 

The call to Camille didn't end the way he wanted. She still wants to see him. Only if he cleans up. Have a steady job.  To him it would be a hard thing to do.  If he wants to see the babies ,and her again? He would do anything.  Heard noise downstairs. Same kind of music that was playing earlier. Venturing downstairs to see what was happening.  Sitting on the step watching everyone having a good time.  Especially a vision on the floor.  Dancing in a way he had never seen before.  So expressive. Her movements tell a story. 

" You must be Dean. " looking up to see an older man with dark hair with wavy hair. Sitting next to him, " I'm Frankie by the way.  Served with your brother.  One playing the guitar  is Santiago.  Ladies love him. A chick magnet. Will told me you are working here. There are some rules you need to know.  No weed here. Even in the apartment.  No prostitution. We are doing this for you. Want you to sober up." Dean sighs," Thanks. Wanna ask you somethin. Who is that girl near Santiago?" Frankie nods in that direction, " someone you shouldn't be around.  That's his baby sister. Nona. She is a firecracker. My advice? Stay away from her.  If you want to accomplish your goal. " 

Dean watches her move around the room.  Way she sways to the beat is like he does. More he watched, the more turned on he got. Sadly , the music ends. Lucky for him since she went outside to get some air. Naturally he followed her out. The boys and Lizzy see him leave. Knowing what might happen next.

[mcyt-imagines]

OH HI!💜 I have so many different ideas, but could you do getting married to Wilbur or Schlatt headcannons, please? I love your writing btw

Thank you so much for the request, I ended up writing for both of them so I hope you enjoy! <3

- Wilbur - 

The night before the wedding he would be having an incredibly chill hangout with his friends if he isn’t allowed to see you. But if he is, you guys would definitely be having a wine, cheese and crackers kind of night. A nice movie, a classic. Probably some dumb romcom. However, at some point earlier in the week he definitely went out to the pub with his mates for his stag night. Phil was obviously there.

Wilbur 100% accidently walks into the wrong room on your wedding day and almost knocks himself out trying to close the door quick enough, “I DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING SO NO BAD LUCK!” Turns out he almost broke his nose but got blood on his suit jacket so he has to switch with one of the groomsmen. The unlucky guy had to come up with a lie for the obvious blood stains on his suit. No one bought it.

Wilbur barely holds in tears when he first sees you walk down the aisle towards him. He would spend the rest of the ceremony trying to compose himself until you both share your vows. Phil sobs when Wilbur and yourself exchange vows. (Phil is crying for a lot of the wedding, he gets crunk at the reception tho)

Wilbur’s suit would perfectly match your suit/dress, this man knows his fashion and makes sure you will both look absolutely stunning.

There would for sure be a WHOLE aesthetic. It would look like one of those weddings you see in the magazines in every dentists/doctors waiting room. (and on pinterest)

The venue for the wedding could be anything, however I cannot picture Wilbur having a beach wedding. I feel like he may just be too mesmerised by the sand, wishing he were eating it. (get it?) However, his preferences would be for perhaps a large greenhouse or even an old church with large stained-glass windows and a high ceiling. But I think he’d prefer an outdoor wedding.

Tommy as the ring bearer??????? It’s unrealistic. BUT IF HE WAS! He definitely pretends to trip and lose the rings. Wilbur is two thirds of a second away from absolutely murdering tommy in the middle of the wedding, when he bursts out laughing and opens his palm to reveal the rings safe and sound. Wilbur walks back to the front of the aisle giving Tommy a soft thwack to the head and the quiet threat of “We’ll be talking at the reception.”

- At The Reception - 

Wilbur plays for you at your reception. He plays an original love song that he wrote for you which he doesn’t plan to release because he claims its ‘for your ears only’. In return you sing one of his earliest songs that you know he cares deeply about and reminds him of you OR you sing one of his favourite songs with him, duet style.

Your first dance together is mostly traditional, yourself and him had dancing lessons the last few weeks to make sure you didn’t end up stepping on each other’s toes.

Wilbur makes sure to not get too drunk, he drinks just enough to stay happily buzzed throughout the whole night. He doesn’t need to embarrass himself at his own wedding. He takes a lot of joy in watching his friends get drunk off their asses though.

The two of you would be very relieved to finally get some privacy after the insanity that today was. However instead of running home to ‘cultivate the marriage’ Wilbur invites you to dance your first dance with him again. Now dressed in your pajamas the two of you spin and waltz around the dining table in a moment tailor made for the two of you.

- Schlatt - 

Schlatt is absolutely partying the night before. A definite rager for his stag night. However, his friends are responsible enough to start drinking early so they can get Schlatt and themselves to bed early enough. To ensure that they all won’t be trashed for the wedding because they know Schlatt’s fiancé would beat their asses along with Schlatt’s, if Schlatt turned up to the wedding drunk.

Schlatt doesn’t give a sHIT about the tradition of not seeing your betrothed on your wedding morning. There’s no way he isn’t seeing you before you guys meet at the end of the aisle. You speak before you get formally dressed of course. You still want that to be a surprise. You both sit and drink an early morning pot of coffee together, cherishing a lazy and relaxed morning before throwing yourselves into the insane hustle and bustle you both know the next few hours are going to be.

Let’s be honest Schlatt doesn’t care a lot for aesthetics and would leave a lot of those choices up to you. He trusts you to make good decisions but if you truly want his input, he won’t hesitate to share any preferences he has.

However, he would definitely be picky about the food and the drinks. He would definitely push for an open bar, that man plans to get absolutely and respectfully plastered with you and all your friends.

Schlatt’s suit and your suit/dress might match, but it would be out of coincidence. He wants you to be happy wearing what you want most, and you feel the same way about his outfit. You can always pull the outfits together with a matching corsage or bouquet.

The venue for Schlatt’s wedding could also really be anything. I don’t think he’d like a beach wedding either though, he’d just bitch and complain about the sand the whole time. I think he’d prefer a nice old building or a vineyard.

Schlatt simply beams when he sees you walking down the aisle. Once you reach him he would cast a wink your way and a “Come here often?” Or something of that nature just to make you laugh and try to dissipate the air of nervousness.

Schlatt would try to appear incredibly casual but internally he would be super nervous, probably sweating buckets.

This means that you don’t realise how nervous he is until you finally take his hands in yours and feel how clammy they are. He’d know you noticed and simply offer you a sheepish smile with a soft shrug. You squeeze his hands in a comforting manner offering him a reassuring smile.

- At The Reception - 

You will not be able to get this man off of you after your reception, whether he’s got an arm around your waist or holding one your hands. He won’t be leaving your side for long, perhaps to refill your glasses but not much else.

Your first dance together is loose and unpractised but fun. The music upbeat and quick as he laughs along with you, spinning you out and pulling you back into him with a familiar clumsiness you adore.  

When the two of you finally get some privacy away from prying eyes you both begin to think about the tradition of having sex on your wedding night but find yourselves honestly god damn exhausted so you both make the compromise to spend all of tomorrow making up for it.

Lying in bed as the two of you fall asleep Schlatt murmurs to you the funniest events of the day that you were likely too busy or engrossed in keeping things running smoothly to notice. Things for sure went wrong that you didn’t notice so he makes sure to keep them out of his summary, he doesn’t want anything to sour your personal memory of the day.

[taetaespeaches]

I remember you once got a question about how the couples handled being separated due to tours, so based on that, what do you think would be the first thing each couple do when the boys return from tour and how would the girls receive them? Btw I loved your last Jimin fic, it was really cute! Have a nice day :)

Hi love! Thank you, I’m glad you enjoyed the fic <3 I seriously love this question so much, the idea of bts coming home to you after being away for so long is just :(( soft. So I decided to turn this into a bulleted type of reaction thing, I hope you enjoy.

p.s. this is completely unedited so please forgive any errors <3 

Seokjin: 

Probably yells some dorky thing like “Honey, I’m home” when he walks into apartment

Poopsie comes running through the place and jumps into his arms almost knocking him over

She’ll tease him by asking “What did you bring me?” 

And he responds with “My handsome face” followed by a squeaky laugh

As she’s rolling her eyes but laughing because she genuinely loves his lame jokes, he finally he kisses her

She probably has a fuck ton of food prepared for him

But the food has to wait because as she goes into the kitchen to show him everything she made, he’s watching her and realizes how fucking much he’s missed this woman

Ends up hugging her really tightly and silly Jin is gone for a moment

Grateful happy Jin is here and he just wants to show his Poopsie how much he missed her and loves her

Ends up having sex in the kitchen and then eats all the food afterwards... sanitary

Yoongi:

He’s way too excited to see Kid but heaven forbid he let her know that

This honey boy probably tells Kid his flight lands later than it does and tries to sneak inside to surprise her- but in a cool way- but the door is unlocked so he ends up cursing her under his breath “how many times do I have to tell her to lock the fucking door”

She’s in the shower and he finds himself making a bee line to the bathroom

Popping his head inside, he casually scolds her as if he wasn’t gone on tour for MONTHS 

“Did you lock your door once while I was away, Kid?” 

Kid jumps and lets out a small scream of surprise before poking her head out of the shower to see Yoongi standing there with an adorable pout on his lips and fuck she missed that pout

The words “What the fuck are you doing here?” are out of her mouth before she even knows she’s saying them

And he can’t help but flash a gummy grin because it’s such a Kid thing to say 

“The door was unlocked so I thought I’d just let myself in” 

“Shut up and take your clothes off, Min” and Yoongi thinks of making a smart mouthed comment back but instead he just sheds his clothes before making his way to her 

As soon as he reaches the shower their arms are wrapped around each other and she’s kissing all over his face, giving special attention to his lips

So many I missed you’s and I love you’s

Kid probably tells him how happy she is to have him home and he just feels so comfortable and happy and fuck the dude is SO IN LOVE

And they’re naked and in the shower, so might as well fuck I guess 

Hoseok:

He’s letting Petal know the entire trip exactly where he’s at so by the time he arrives home, she’s waiting at the door

As soon as the door opens Petal is throwing herself at him and Hobi is struggling to hold all his bags as she attacks his face in kisses

As they kiss, Petal is bitching Hobi out for leaving like “I missed you so much, you’re never allowed to leave again, do you know how hard it is to be in this apartment without you?” and Hobi is giggling against her lips as he agrees to never go away again

She finally let’s him inside fully inside the apartment and they sit on the couch and Hobi talks about all sorts of stuff from tour

He’s babbling away excitedly because so much happened and all he wants to do is share it all with his favorite person (even though he already told her everything as it was happening)

Petal keeps stealing kisses as he talks and eventually he just says fuck it and pins her down on the couch

Goes from talkative and cute to heavy and sexy real fucking fast

Namjoon:

He steps inside and Daisy’s sitting on the couch reading a book and he’s like ?? that’s rather calm but ok

And she looks over the book and goes “Well hello stranger” 

And he’s like “What are you reading, Babe?” all casual as he sets his bags down at the door

And she’s like “I’m not, I’m just trying to look nonchalant” and then she throws the book over her head and it lands somewhere on the floor and Joon smiles his stunning dimply smile and runs towards her all dorky like- you know the one 

Probably dives on top of her and she’s thinking oh fuck ok dude I know you’re a child trapped in a man’s body but you’re like massive chill but she doesn’t say any of that and instead just laughs and wraps her arms and legs around him like a koala 

So much kissing

And giggling

And they have sex almost immediately 

And then afterwards they cuddle and hold each other and they just stay there for a couple hours because wow they missed each other a lot

Namjoon probably talks and talks and talks about tour and Daisy loves every second of it because he’s so happy

Jimin:

He steps inside the apartment and Dear is waiting at the kitchen island with a bottle of wine and she has a playlist of their favorite songs playing and he almost cries immediately and she’s sitting there trying to hold her own tears back

And she just says “Welcome home, my love” and he smiles at her and that at the same time they hurry toward each other and meet in the middle and they just hug for a really long time

Like one of those massive tight hugs where they’re swaying their bodies and they’re probably both tearing up and confessing how much they love and missed each other

Keep in mind tours bring out some anxiety for them for a good while because of that time Jimin kinda sorta broke up with Dear while he was on tour

Therefore, when they get reunited, it’s emotional

Probably the one couple that doesn’t have sex super soon after he arrives

Instead they do their favorite pastime- drink wine and slow dance around the apartment

He talks about tour and she listens to every word in awe

She talks about what she’s been up to and he acts as though it’s just as exciting as his tour stories because to him it actually is

They’ve both already heard all of the stories but they’re retelling them because why not

He says something like “As much as I love tour and seeing ARMY, being here with you is the best feeling in the world” 

And she’s like ok well I’m madly fucking in love with this guys and she just kisses him so goddamn passionately and then they finally get it in

Taehyung:

Look, Peaches had a plan

She was going to greet him at the door with a lingerie set on and they were going to fuck on every surface of the apartment

But his flight landed a little early and quite frankly she lost track of time anyway

She was probably cleaning and got distracted by an old photo album or some shit- you know how that goes- and all of a sudden her front door opens and she’s like “oh fuck” and looks at the lingerie set sitting on the bed like well shit because she’s just sitting on the floor of her bedroom wearing an old t-shirt from high school and sweatpants 

She calls out for him and he follows her voice and as soon as he sees her he’s just overwhelmed with emotion because PEACHES

He strides across the room as soon as she stands to greet him, he wraps his arm around her waist and kisses her so deeply and passionately that she nearly loses her balance

Pulling away to look at her, his gaze is intense as he observes her features, taking in every detail because fuck he missed her

And she’s just like “Do you know how much I missed you, Dearest?” and that has him smiling as he throws her onto the bed

And that’s when he notices the lingerie and he’s like “oh?” and she apologizes for losing track of time

And that’s when Tae finally smiles so fucking big and chuckles boyishly and her heart melts because goddammit she hasn’t seen that boxy smile or heard that adorable laugh in person in SO LONG and she pulls him into a kiss 

She promises she’ll put the lingerie on for round two and Tae is giggling as he starts taking her lounge clothes off

Because as much as he appreciates the effort and though of the lingerie, he’s just so fucking in love with Peaches and he missed her even more than he realized

Jungkook:

The man gets his damn romance movie kiss ok? ok. 

They have no chill

He texts her to let her know he just pulled up and she runs outside to greet him

As soon as he’s out of the car she’s running at him and he catches her and lifts her and kisses her deeply with her legs wrapped around his waist

Probably sets her on the hood of the car and continues kissing her for a moment

When they finally decide like hey we should go inside and stop making out in front of anyone and everyone, she insists on helping carry his bags and he’s whining about how he doesn’t need help and she’s waving him off

As soon as they’re inside, he has her pinned against the back of the door

“You’re such a brat, I told you I could handle the bags”

And she rolls her eyes and he kisses her deeply

And just as it’s getting heavy, she whispers, “I’m so happy you’re home, baby, I missed you more than I thought was even possible” 

Well shit, now Guk is S O F T and he’s pressing his forehead against hers and tears form in his eyes

They just stay like that for a moment, taking in the feeling of being together again after so long

Jungkook probably decides in that moment that he’s going to marry this woman some day because anyone who makes him feel so welcomed and loved and appreciated and comforted and happy when he gets home from tour has got to be worth spending the rest of his life with

What probably was going to be rough sex turns into the most romantic passionate sex they’ve ever fucking had

Afterwards Holly’s like “fuck, you should go on tour more often” 

and Kookie is giggling like “yeah? well too bad, good luck getting rid of me ever again” 

[jeankirstein4ever]

hihi i hope you're doing well! can i get a matchup the gender doesnt really matter. i use he/they prns btw.

personality categories (idk what to call them) scorpio, intp 5w4, chaotic neutral, and my hogwarts house is slytherin if that matters.

Im a pretty introverted person and will only talk to ppl that i am friends with, even then if we arent really good friends i still wont talk to you unless you spark conversation because i dont like bothering ppl. My sense of humor is mostly sarcastic and dirty. Im also mean as a joke but, i only am to ppl i know who are comfortable with it bc i dont want ppl to genuinely be hurt by anything i say (making ppl uncomfortable/annoyed is my worst fear ngl). i have random burst of energy which usually makes me rant about literally any topic i can come up with. some bad things about my personality tho is i do have a lot of self doubt. its not that i hate myself i just believe that ill never live up to other ppls expectations. its also hard for me to believe someone actually enjoys my presence.

some of my hobbies are dancing, watching anime, gaming, and watching random science vids that pop up on my youtube recommended.

I look for humor and intelligence in a partner. especially humor because i dont take things seriously unless its something im interested in or its a serious issue. also intelligence because i like ranting about things and getting good feedback and thought provoking responses/questions whether the topic is serious or not, and understanding because i will admit im not the easiest person to be with.

my love language is mostly physical touch

im black, 5'3, have short ear length hair (i keep them it in mini twist), im curvy, have sharper features on my face, and have dark skin

random stuff: my fav music genres are alternative rock, rap, hyper pop, r&b, and kpop. my current favorite song is Pretty little birds by SZA and not allowed by TV girl. i also used to do ballet and i love it so much

Aot Matchups

A/n I love these so much, thank you for your ask

I match you with Levi

Levi and you are an all or nothing relationship, the second you two start dating it's all-consuming and absolutely everything

Levi was never one for affection of any kind let alone physical but when you sat down and talked about the things that made you feel loved he made sure to try and incorporate physical affection even in the smallest forms.

After a little while into your guys relationship when you started getting a bit more comfortable you started giving him little kisses on the forehead which he loved more than anything else in the world.

Before missions he would always pull you aside into his office before hugging your for dear life while muttering sweet nothings in your ear, “I love you, you know that right? You mean the world to me, if anything happens I need you to know that.”

When you got injured on a mission, he lost all self-control, this man is a killing machine on a good day but when he thought you were gone the world deserved to burn. Every titan he came across was slaughtered in a matter of seconds.

On the other hand when he found out you were fine, he fucking broke “I thought you were dead, I-I thought I lost you.”

“Baby, you're never losing me”

PET NAMES, this man will fucking die if you call him “baby” or “honey” he loves it so much.

Levi doesn't like PDA in the slightest but if someone tries to get a little too flirty like Petra (sorry Petra) he will purposely kiss you or wrap his arm around your waist In front of them as long as your comfortable with it.

He loves your dirty jokes, even if they're not the best it'll still earn a grin maybe even a chuckle.

YOUR HAIR, he loves it so much. I can't emphasize how much he loves your hair, it's one of his favorite things about you.

He adores your laugh, the first time her heard it was after his own attempt at a dirty joke causing you to spend a solid five minutes laughing your ass off.

He thought it sounded angelic

Mood board:

Playlist :

Love song - The Cure

This side of paradise - Coyote Theory

Hate Yourself - TV Girl

When Am I Gonna Lose You - Local Natives

Corduroy Dreams - Rex Orange County

July - Sir Chloe

Always Forever - Cults

Sanctuary - Joji

Alrighty Aphrodite - Peach pit

3005 - Childish Gambino

Love Letter :

Darling, I love you. I cant say enough , nor can I ever get tired of you saying the same. You loved me, I am loved. By you of all people, wonderful angelic you. In case I don't get a chance to tell you this, or in case I don't say it before we leave, you're my everything, all I've ever needed or wanted. I plan on marrying you , maybe not right now but soon. There's a ring in my office drawer, I almost proposed last night. I'm worried that I m moving to fast and somehow every time I get worried, you find a way to reassure me that I'm not. Just as I will always do for you. I don't know if you remember this but the first night you stayed in my room you fell asleep muttering "please don't leave me." Darling there is nothing in this world that could separate me from you. I am with you always and forever.

[girlgrouptrash101]

Cooking with Loona

Request: "i know requests are closed and i’m reallyyy sorryyyy 🥺 i’ve been going through a lot and i just didn’t have time and didn’t feel right enough to ask this: maybe cooking with loona??"

A/N: to the anonnie that requested this, i hope you're feeling better and ily ❤️❤️

(had to put a keep reading tab cuz the post was too damn long f)

- C

Heejin:

we’ve all seen the cement brownie she tried to give to chuu on her birthday vlive..... yeah....

she always skips like half the steps when she’s following recipes and then gets confused when her food doesn’t turn out the same like,, Heejins sweetie pleASE-

lowkey can’t cook but she thinks she can because you hype her up too much

like she will serve you a dish that will somehow be both burnt and cold at the same time and you still tell her she did amazing because it makes her so happy and that’s all that matters

your guys’ favourite thing to make together is probably cupcakes or cakes

because you get to bake them and Heejin gets to decorate them, and they always end up looking and tasting immaculate

everything in your guys’ relationship works better when you’re together, you two simply complete each other :’)

Hyunjin:

not only does she make the most kickass bread but girlie really is a chef of all cuisines too

you still don’t know how or where she even learned to cook so well but you aren’t complaining at all

whatever you feel like eating, Hyunjin knows how to cook it to absolute perfection and she always offers to teach you how to make your favourite dishes

you two also have matching yellow cat aprons uwu

the kind of girl to either kick you out of her kitchen for distracting her while she’s making a meal or else back hug you and help you stir a bowl with her hand over yours all romantically

it literally just depends what mood she’s in at that very moment

highkey loves loves loves cooking for you and surprising you with dinner after a long day, because her favourite thing to do is put a smile on your face :D

Haseul:

starts off really strong and sticks to the recipe... but then her mind wanders and she's like,,, well,,, what if i add this????

and you're like haseul,,,, please don't put chilli peppers in Kim lips birthday cake, i promise she can do without them,,,,,

she finds cooking in the dorms a bit stressful, doing her best to feed the hungry members after a long day of practice

so cooking with you tends to be a much more therapeutic experience, just you two, a bit of music and some tasty treats

but she of course brings back plenty of wonderful bakes for her members to enjoy too, they're literally her babies she is can't just let them STARVE 😔🙄😢

lowkey pretends she's having trouble stirring so you'll reach from the back and help her with the spoon all romantically

miss haseul you are not slick we SEE YOU

Yeojin:

yes she did in fact bejewel her cookery book

"yeojin... I can't even read the recipes, there's too much glitter!!"

"Well Y/N, sometimes, sacrifices have to be made in the name of beauty."

said sacrifices are usually cupcakes and cakes that don't rise, burnt food or just complete mush that doesn't even look like food

however, when yeojin is fully dedicated she can pack a mean lunch, sometimes she makes them for you when you're going off to school/work, and she always makes sure presentation is A+

prefers to just go out to cafes/restaurants on dates rather than cook

but that doesn't mean there haven't been times where you and her have been in the kitchen at 2am, trying to make a gigantic cake for you and all her members to share 😌

Vivi:

has the most peaceful, lofi cooking playlist ever

you two work in harmony, always helping one another but never tripping over the other in the kitchen

it's so harmonious it's like.... y'all were meant to be or sumn idk 😳😳😳

however if u try to eat any batter she will smack ur hand and be like no ⛔ that is for LATER hfhdhd

her hair always gets tied up in the cutest little bun when she's baking, and that along with her fairy apron makes her look like an actual princess

she also LOVES cooking/teaching you how to make her favourite foods from Hong Kong that she'd always make with her mom

those meals always help her when she's homesick, and with you by her side make her feel like she's not alone 🥺

Kim Lip:

CEO of pretending she has everything under control when in reality she has absolutely no idea what’s going on

“Uhhh Jungeun, is something burning?” “NOPE NOPE IDK WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT HA HA HA........”

wants to put your apron on you every time but she’s always way too shy to ask so she just resorts to back-hugging you until you get the hint and let her tie a cute little bow behind your back with the apron string hehe

makes pretty decent food when she’s not flailing around and panicking over a single grain of rice that escaped from the pot or something

however she refuses to admit when she messes up in the kitchen

like she could burn something to a crisp or use completely the wrong ingredients but she’d still eat every bite just to prove she’s the best cook in the house

if your food sucks she will tell you to your face, followed by a kiss so you forget about the fact she just roasted your cooking skills lol

Jinsoul:

Jinsoul gives off Hawaiian shirt drunk uncle at the family barbecue vibes who won't let anyone near the steaks

and you're like,, Jinsoul do you even know what you're doing????????? to which she responds - "food, heat, it's cooking. isn't that all i need to know?"

chaotic but refuses to acknowledge the chaos she causes in the kitchen

so when you have baking dates u have to keep such a close eye on her to make sure she isn't going to poison anyone with her creations

once she gets into it tho, she's grooving around the kitchen in her little robot apron, dancing to Christmas songs when it's not even Christmas and just 10/10 having a blast

not really the biggest fan of cooking but she knows you are, and since you help her build her gundams she does like to try and help our properly in the kitchen when she can

perhaps Jinsoul best girl???? perhaps??????

Choerry:

hello this sunshine absolutely LOVES baking, especially for others because putting a smile on someone's face is her main goal in life

she loves decorating with icing too, her go to patterns are smiley faces, flowers and the sun!

her playlists are always so upbeat, the two of you end up bouncing around the kitchen singing at the top of your lungs as you work

LOVES LOVES LOOOOOVES backhugs, especially recieving them,,, it makes her feel all worm and mushy inside hehe

also likes to kiss face icing off of your face, just to have an excuse to give you as many little pecks as she so desires

choerry always makes you a birthday cake every year, and she puts so much work into it, it absolutely melts your heart

plus it makes her happy to see you eating well and having a good time, she truly just is the biggest sweetheart :']

Yves:

she always says yes whenever you ask her to cook with you, but only because she just wants to flirt with you for an hour

"why do we need to make all this food, when the real snack is right in front of me? 😏"

cooking with you actually really does make her happy though, she loves that she can be so domestic with you, it's such an amazing break from her hectic life

also lowkey makes her feel like you're a married couple... and you best believe Yves can't wait to wife you up

she doesn't suck at cooking, but has often times gotten,,, ahem,,,, somewhat distracted and has prioritized making out with you against the kitchen counter rather than how long the food has been cooking, which ends up in a lot of burnt meals

baking with her is really a time, and has more than once ended in a very messy food fight because Yves wouldn't stop smearing icing all over your face 💔

her specialty is dialing the local takeaway and ordering food instead ✨ okay Yves Ramsey go off ✨

Chuu:

this baby girl is just torn between actually wanting to cook or just asking you to cook with her so she can get affection from you (as if she doesn't get that anyway smh)

backhugs except she won't let go

whenever she's making something she calls you over and she's like "Y/N is this okay?" and always asks for kisses as a reward for doing good

will feed you every single ingredient no questions asked

she loves surprising you with meals on very random occasions though, for example that one time she cooked your favourite food because it was the anniversary of the first time she got sick while dating you

she's actually a pretty good cook when she puts her mind to it though, she loves making good food that'll cheer people up when they really need it

btw you will be forced to wear matching aprons and they will be the pinkest, loudest and sparkliest ones that she can get her hands on ✨

Go Won:

have the fire service on speed dial before you even think about cooking with gowon omg

you literally also need to have indestructible tastebuds because she WILL destroy them

her speciality is starting fires and combining foods that were NEVER. EVER. E V E R. meant to be combined 😭😭

"babe come try this dish!! it's ramen mixed with coca cola, jelly and vegetable soup!!! it tastes GREAT trust me"

at the end of the day you just leave her be in the kitchen because at least she's having fun LMAO

(just always have a fire hydrant by your side okay??? she set the loona dorm on fire making chicken nuggets once...)

despite all her chaos, she somehow always produces something edible at the end and.... sometimes it actually tastes good too???

Olivia Hye:

lets you do all the work cuz she's worried she "might mess it up" when in reality she just wants to order takeout and cuddle instead smhhh

will probably follow you around the kitchen or rest her head on your shoulder while you do all the cooking, because this tsundere is secretly the biggest softie for you

she's actually a decent chef when she's motivated to help though

like she even put together a cooking playlist for you guys - which she very shyly revealed to you one time, a slight blush on her cheeks as she played the songs for you

cuz miss olhye is very much a romantic, she just doesn't have the confidence to show you all that yet hehe

her favourite is making desserts because well,,,, she gets to eat the batter and also gets tasty treats at the end

10/10 cooking backhugs also 🖐️😌

[ultimate-cinephile]

Can I PLEASE request some Viktor Licht fluff!! I'm completely obsessed with this little weirdo and cannot get enough 💕 I loved your kissing headcanon's btw

You 100% can! I've been wanting someone to request for a month now. Tysm Nonnie!!

And I'm glad you enjoyed them! Also, I had no idea what to do for a plot, so I decided to do this again seeing as how I had a lot of fun with Joker's.

VIKTOR LICHT FLUFF ALPHABET

A- Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

He definitely admires that you don't judge him for anything. You completely understand that he's devoted to his mission (and you of course, but you didn't hear that from me) and you understand why he does what he does, and he absolutely adores it.

B- Baby (Do they want a family? Why or why not?)

In truth, I don't think he thinks about having a family much. He most definitely wouldn't mind having one in the long run (especially with you), but you'd have to be the one to bring it up.

C- Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

Viktor loves spooning. By the time he goes to bed, you're usually asleep, so he crashes into bed next to you and pulls your back to his chest and he just sort of curling you because he's that tall. It's quite comfortable for the both of you.

D- Dates (What are dates with them like?)

It takes Viktor awhile to get used to the idea of dates. His idea of a date was just two people spending time together. So for awhile, you two just sat in his office while he worked. Then he did some research (watched some romance movies with maki and iris; he r e a l l y liked The Proposal) and decided to take you out on a proper date.

This being said, dates with Viktor are usually a spur of the moment thing and happen when you both have time, but they almost always open you up to a new experience and they're always fun. Sometimes you do something crazy like going to a casino for no reason and sometimes you do something peaceful like just walking around the city and sight-seeing and window shopping and all that cool jazz.

E- Everything (You are my ___; e.g. my life, my world)

"You are my reason for everything. You remind me everyday why I do what I do. Thank you."

F- Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

It was just after Company 8 finished an Infernal. You had slipped away from the rest of the group and Viktor, being the curious boi he is, went after you. He found you comforting a crying child.

It turns out that the kid's parent had been the one to turn Infernal, and you refused to leave their side until they we laughing and smiling again.

Something about that made his heart melt.

He had no idea what was going on and later googled his symptoms (after consulting any sort of reliable medical book/website he could find) and nearly had a heart attack when he found out what it was.

G- Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how so?)

Viktor isn't really a rough man. It's just his nature (I want to make fun of him for being a pacifist, but I can't because I'm one D:<).

Anyways, he isn't overly gentle with you either. He knows that you're more than capable of handling certain things by yourself and he's happy to let you do those things, but if he sees you struggling, he won't hesitate to help you out.

H- Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

He's very fond of linking pinkies. He's not a fan of PDA, but that doesn't make him uncomfortable and he likes holding you in some way. Though if he gets jealous, he wraps an arm around your waist (more on that later though).

I- Impression (What was their first impression?)

Well, since you are a part of the Fire Force (sorry to just assign you a role like this) he naturally thought you were a bit reckless, running into fires like that, but he can't really judge since he kinda did the same thing.

J- Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

Oh, he does. He's much better at hiding it than Joker. Licht is very rarely intimidating, and the man cannot glare to save his life. A telltale sign that he's jealous is that he gets more affectionate in front of others. He'll wrap his arm around your waist and pull your back into his chest while resting his chin on the top of your head.

K- Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

Even though they're an expression of friendship, he adores eskimo kisses (when he can bend down to your height) or he likes gently kissing the top of your forehead.

Even though kisses with Licht are usually short-lived, they always communicate how much you mean to him and the words that he so often can't find to say himself.

You 100% had to initiate the first kiss. He was staying up late to work on something and you had to go to sleep or else you'd pass out on the floor so in your tired stupor you gave him a quick good-night peck to the lips.

He did not get any work done the rest of the night.

L- Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

Surprisingly??? Viktor.

Just before he goes to the Haijima lab with Shinra (i'm waiting on the dub, but i sWEAR IF THEY KILL HIM-), you run up to him and kiss him.

"I swear to Sol, Licht, if you die there, I'm gonna kill you. I love you too much to loose you."

Shinra probably had to slap him cause Viktor.exe had crashed.

M- Memory (What’s their favorite memory together?)

You and him were watching the Sound of Music, and you, being a dork, pulled him to his feet and started dancing around the room with him. Both of you fell back on your bed, laughing like a couple of idiots.

N- Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

Sometimes. He buys you stuff a lot, and sometimes if he's out in town and he sees something he knows that you'd like, he'll 100% get it for you. He loves seeing you happy and he's more than willing to spare a dollar or two to see you smile.

O- Orange (What color reminds them of their other half?)

Red. The first time you two had a proper conversation, you had accidentally cut your finger while cutting up something for dinner. He offered to help you after he saw you cursing yourself and wrapping your injured finger in a bandage.

P- Pet Names (What pet names do they use?)

I feel like Viktor isn't big on pet names but he sometimes calls you 'love'.

Q- Quaint (What is their favorite non-modern thing?)

Okay so, this is gonna sound weird, but he has a genuine fountain pen that belonged to some famous writer. He's quite proud of it.

R- Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

He loves to work on rainy days. He loves it if you sit there and watch him or if you sit in his lap. If you manage to drag him away, he'll do anything with you. Sometimes, just for the heck of it, he takes you outside and you two just walk around with an umbrella shielding you from becoming drenched.

S- Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

Viktor just stirs his problems into coffee. He has no idea how to solve his own problems, so he has no idea what he's doing if he comforts you. He usually just lets you cry and rant and scream until you feel better. He'll hold you in his lap if you want. He has no idea what to do, please help him.

T- Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

Viktor will gladly talk about his research or if you manage to get him to watch something with you, he'll geek out about that with you. It's so cute watching him freak out about the ending to Rogue One, it isn't even funny.

U- Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

A nice, hot cup of coffee or tea and you

V- Vaunt (What do they like to show off?)

His fountain pen, you, sometimes his research

W- Wedding (Where, when, and how do they propose?)

It takes him awhile to even consider marriage. Honestly? It takes him long enough that you propose!

It was on a leap day, since that's traditionally the day a woman can propose, you had a nice ring in your back pocket. You tried seven times in one day to propose, but every time you got ready to pop the question, something would come along and you had to wait a minute.

Eventually you just got fed up with going through reports so you asked Licht then. He thought you were kidding when he said yes, but then you chucked a box and his head and he'd never been more happy for a mix-up in his life.

X- Xylophone (What’s their song?)

I know it doesn't ask for a relationship song, but the only song coming to mind right now is The Reason by Hoobastank.

Y- Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

As I said before, he doesn't really think about it until after you get engaged. After that though, he admires the ring with a smile as he counts down the days until you're married.

Z- Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

Well, animals are uncommon, but once Vulcan showed him a picture of a gerbil. He has no idea what it is, but he wants one.

okay! that's it! i hope you enjoy it Nonnie!

[tiallussims]

Paloma’s Bachelorette Challenge: Siya Kumar

Hi, I'm Siya Kumar. I'm originally from Windenburg, but I moved to San My after I finished school. Well, not immediately, I lived in Britechester for a couple of months. I wanted to become a lawyer, but I struggled with my classes. So I founded a study group. We met at my place most of the time. Whenever we met, I would cook for my classmates, who lived off junk food or that icky stuff at the cafeteria. Luckily my landlords let me use their kitchen for that. My grades didn't get any better, but I discovered what I really wanted to do for a living. I wanted to become a chef instead of a lawyer. I didn't want to stick around in Britechester to get a culinary degree. I wanted to learn how to cook like a pro where the food is made and served. So I packed my bags and moved to San My. Much to the surprise of my parents, who were surprised _this_ is what I really wanted to do. I worked at different restaurants with different chefs and learned about different cuisines. To be honest, I worked my a** off to get where I am now. I became a sous chef at the Spice Depot, the famous fusion restaurant in the Spice District. But it came with a price. I went to work, went home, slept for a few hours, and went back to work until a fire destroyed the restaurant about a year ago, and it closed. Forced to rest, I realized how much I had strained my creativity and my body; I was close to a burn-out. Now, I have a successful food blog and Simstagram. But to be honest, this isn't exactly what I wanted. Right now, I plan to travel to explore new cuisines and learn new techniques and new recipes. Maybe open a restaurant on my own after that. I miss working in the kitchen. So... Why not start in Sulani? And get to know a gorgeous girl like you? We could dance the night away, shop fresh ingredients on our way home, and then I'm going to indulge you with my cooking.

Siya Kumar

27 | 1,68m/ 5′5 | Lesbian | She/Her

Basic Traits: Hot-Headed, Dance Machine, Foodie Aspiration: Master Chef Skills: Mixology 10, Cooking 8, Gourmet Cooking 6, Guitar 8, Charisma 4, Writing 4, Dancing 4, Comedy 3, Piano 3, Photography, 3, Singing 1, Mischief 1

Siya can talk about food and cooking for hours, and can cook and talk at the same time (Foodie). She knows what she's doing and will go full Gordon Ramsay on everyone who dares to criticize her, but isn't at her level (Hot-Headed). She also hates others making fun of her. But she learned how to apologize and make amends over the years. Her favorite hobby is dancing, and she prefers it to every other workout (Dance Machine). She's also quite good at playing the guitar and would love to play a song or two for Paloma. Siya aquired some skills in writing and photography for her blog and Simstagram. Siya also has a sense of humor, and makes use of it: be it by cracking jokes or infusing her blog texts with funny one-liners. She learned how to play the piano as a child, but never got good at it, and changed to the guitar as a teenager. She tried to learn how to sing, but, well, it's enough for some karaoke after some juice shots.

Family

Siya has a younger sister, Devi, who is a psychologist. Devi is getting married next year and already turned into bridezilla, so perhaps it's a good thing that Devi and her fiancé Dinesh live in Windenburg, far away from Siyas quick temper.

Their dad Kiran is an engineer taking care of the numerous turbines around Windenburg.

Their mum Manisha is a work-from-home artist, who also teaches painting at Windenburgs community center two times a week.

I hope this isn't too much information @moonypyxels. I really tried to keep it brief this time. Btw. I wanted to give Siya at least all San Myshuno, Brindleton Bay, and Experimental Cuisine recipes, but when I did I saw these where tied to the SCCO Mod.

Outfits

Only Siya’s formal outfit contains CC clothes and jewellery. All other CC are body details and hair. Private DL with CC included, if chosen.

[ichayalovesyou]

Why Does God Need A Starship? (Live Reaction):

I always thought Sybok was cool and interesting and NOW I’m sure! You know it’s times like these that I’m grateful I kinda came back into the Star Trek fandom on my own, because I don’t have to deal with Opinions of older/louder Trekkies. This one kinda has a lukewarm reputation but I’m getting the vibe that I’ll genuinely enjoy it.

Yet again Bones is serving up some LOOKS damn! Look at these elder gays! Spock has rocket boots, amazing. “Because it’s there” and then falling off the goddamn mountain is such a James Tiberius Kirk thing to do 😂 “HI BONES!” These guys omfg. OH MY GOD SO WE DO SEE CAITIANS OUTSIDE THE CARTOONS?? Hell yeah! Also pole dancing to no music, is... weird. Lmao. Also okay I’m sorry Sybok is cool! Sybok is cool and interesting and I really like him! (Not morally obviously dude is shady as all fuck, but a cool dude nontheless!) Always fascinated by Cult Leader type villains, especially when they point out valid criticisms about the society from which they came (important distinction is that the CAUSE is not vilified, but the person and their means, something M****l has largely forgotten)

Awww I may ship Hikura, but Uhura & Scotty are also cute as hell!! Awwwwwww!!!! Old married couples can be so freaking cute. Chekov & Sulu are LOST ohhhh my god this is hilarious, these two idiots. Also can we talk about how Koenig’s eyebrows are slowly gaining sentience and Takei aged like fine wine? Lol. THE HOLY TRINITY OF ELDER GAYS ARE CAMPINGGGG! I’m- oh my god they’re so cute. “Marshmelon” this is cute as hell oh my god. They’re indulging and messing with Spock at the same time I’m dead! They’re singing ohh my god this gonna give me cavities with how sweet it is!!!

This Klingon dude is frickin ROCKING the eyeliner! Bruhhhh was the frickin spotlight necessary! Leave the gays alone SHHHH they’re SLEEPING!! Lmao. Yo I’ll be real this movie starts incredibly slowly but I seriously do not mind, it’s relaxing to not have to worry about missing important details if you look away for a second, it’s nice. WAIT? Does Jim’s shirt say GOT MILK?!!? Oh no, it says go climb a rock, oh thank god [“fatty milkers” flashbacks]

Seriously McCoy is just radiating so much old southern lady/gay energy in this movie and I love it so freaking much “if you ask me (and you haven’t) this is a horrible idea” he sounds like my North Carolina living Meemaw. Wow you can see Spock low-key taking psychic damage from seeing Sybok 😲 V’tosh Ka’tur of the highest order huh? Still disturbing that his government literally cast him out, that’s a red flag 😬. What happened with Sybok is probably a lot of why Spock was pressured to be as Vulcan as he was, I’m sure Sybok was a massive scandal/shame for Sarek, and knowing him, he’d end up making that his kids’ problem not his 🙄

Oh neat!! Chekov is in the in the captain’s chair. Oh this is the song they replaced Nichols’s voice for 😤 but also GIRL THAT WAS BADASS AND THAT SONG WAS A BOP! Quick question, wow these “alien” horses are somehow even worse than the unicorn dog (also it’s a desert planet, wouldn’t it be better to have, like, alien camels or something?) This dude’s Klingon is freakin impeccable btw! He’s really got the vibe down! Jim did you forget how fuckin bananas strong Vulcans are??? Sybok went like 😡☹️ when Spock pointed that laser rifle at him 😂😂😂 again even tho I know Scotty and Uhura are married but it’s scenes like getting held hostage right there where they radiate such POWER COUPLE energy GAWD! 🤩

Stay out of this Bones we’re having a lover’s quarrel! Jim is taking fucking psychic damage from this entire conversation lol. Okayyyy whatever Sybok is doing is definitely some kind of mind control type thing, that shit is creepy af no thank youuuuuu (spores anyone?). Oh my god Spock & Jim are so married lmao, that “I’m sorry” Vulcan kiss in the brig man Aw. (Oh man Magic’s of mega-tsu got devani mixed by that comment lame!) SCOTTYYYYYY!! YAS!

Yay rocket boot glomp! Lmfao! Sybok needs to brush up on his earth history Columbus did NOT figure out the world is round 🙄 Ah Scotty being like “listen, you’re not okay rn so I’m not really down for whatever you think you wanna do right now it can wait until you’re right in the head again” and they could’ve not done that and it would’ve been creepy (especially by today’s standards) but they didn’t! And that was awesome!

Bones being skeptical and has every right to be! He’s faced down would be gods and would-be messiahs before! Also I’ve seen people judge Bones for being the first to cave but Sybok totally did that shit to him without consent! He didn’t go back on his beliefs, Sybok forced him to! BONES PROTECTION SQUAD IS HERE AND ITS ME! Oh Bones, man, poor babeyyyy (fuck Sybok!) 😭😭😭 OH MY GOD BONESSSSSS Sybok leave him alone! Goddamnit! Leave him alone!

I think Jim can see Spock’s Sybok induced vision cuz they’re ✨Bonded✨ (it didn’t seem like they could see Bones’s, other than what Bones was doing). JIM KNOWS SO MUCH BETTER! ITS HOW HE BEAT THE SPORES ITS HIS CORE! I UNDERSTAND AND LOVE HIM FOR IT!!! Spock 😍😍😍 he’s like, you’re bullshit happiness pill doesn’t work on me cuz I am whole for the first time in my life, and I love my husband, and I already learned my lesson decades ago 💚🖖🏻💚 (who knew how important the character development from This Side of Paradise AND Return To Tommorow would be??? Hell yeah!)

I love Scotty so much 🥰 hardcore badass Hufflepuff from beginning to end! Also I hope Sybok appears in SNW that could be really really interesting if they do it right! ITS GOD (derogatory) REVERE HIM! Oh here comes that legendary question!! “What dies God need with a starship?” Red flag don’t call Jim a creature! Oh shit god has laxer eyes oh no lmao! Bones snaps out of whatever Sybok did to him when “God” hurts his friends and we LOVE HIM FOR ITTTT! Awww Spock & Sybok and be saaaaad, oh shit! Into the lightning to fight a mirror of yourself like Lazarus in that one episode!

OH SHIT THE KLINGONS ARE HERE! Oh damn Spock just swore a cuss the right way, at a Klingon General no less! General dude just went “caotain tell Kirk you are sorry!” LMAO! NOT IN FRONT OF THE KLINGONS 😂😂😂😍 KISS DAMNIT!! God this whole after scene is so good, maybe the god is the friends we made along the way. “I lost a brother once” you also lost SAM dummy, I know you were just telling Spock you love him but still. SHUT UP SPOCK IS PLAYING ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT ON HIS LYRE??

Okay, seriously, I unironically love this movie, it might be my favorite out of the ones I’ve seen so far actually. TMP felt like the movies getting their sea legs, but it was slow and messy, it wasn’t as thought provoking as it wanted to be (aside from Spock’s wonderful arc in that film). WoK & TSFS are amazing for drama and angst and Spirk content, but they weren’t really asking the big questions Star Trek is wonderful for. Then The Voyage Home is just plain silly and fun and wholesome. But this, this movie had depth! The whole premise is “what is god and is there is one?” I LOVE that as someone who has a very complicated relationship with spirituality. I also already loved the TOS episodes This Side of Paradise, Return To Tomorrow, The Omega Glory and The Way To Eden, and this movie had the best of those concepts! Sybok was such a fascinating antagonist/anti-hero and I hope we get to see him explored more on screen one day, even if it’s just through Discovery/SNW flashbacks. It may have started off slow and it’s not without its flaws but this felt like the Star Trekkiest TOS Star Trek movie so far!

[hebescus]

remember this ship ask? yeah, i wanna do them all with lawlight bcs they control my brain. but it's a happy no death note au bcs it's me. oh and this shit is long plus it's 3 am rn so my words are very messy. but enjoy.

(i skip some numbers that i answered and the ones that i can't think of btw)

pre relationship :

How did they first meet?

L's investigation hq. he was a suspect of L, still, but this time he told soichiro to bring this 18 yo boy to the hq to test him, asking light to work with all of them. he ends up not guilty ofc, but L still wants to keep him…around.

What was their first impression of each other?

ah, the good old 'what the fuck dude???' from light and the 'oooh he got a big brain' from L. it's hard to get out of canon in this one.

Who felt romantic feelings first?

L. But it's more like thoughts, rather than feelings. It's just these random thoughts that pop out in his head like 'i don't mind kissing this guy, if he asks' but not like 'i want to kiss him' yknow what i mean? idk this is just something i experience a lot lmao. it develops to feelings once light falls for him and L can see that. So in terms of ideas, it's L, but in terms of feelings, it's Light.

Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

Oh our favorite light denial yagami. Of course he's cursing himself for having feelings like this but once L calls it out he's over. 

If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think?

Light would laugh it off, and be like "i don't like him that way you know". L would shrugs be like "well yes that's possible, i don't think i mind". 

What would their lives be like if they had never met?

boring, lonely, empty, you name it

(more under the cut)

general :

Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go?

hmm, they both initiated the relationship? ykwim? They both notices they had feelings for each other and just...go from there. they never have like a relationship talk, they just go with the flow until at some point they starts to get comfortable to refer the other as partners. They basically can read each other's mind, after all.

Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?

Yes, sort of. A tennis game! And a coffee sesh after, just like canon. They plan this to be just "let's just relax, this case has been really exhausting, take a one day break, L" but when Light got home, sayu asked "how's the date going?!" He immediately said "it's not a date, you watch too many dramas it's rotting your brain" And sachiko gave him a smile while shaking her head at this statement and when he's back to his room he immediately calls L and was like "hey does that count as a date?" and L answers with "depends, do you want it to be?" with a smirk that light can hear.

What was their first kiss like?

it was late at night, light was helping L with the case when everybody went home. they were sharing their view about this certain criminal when light notices L staring at his lips, first he ignored it but it happens again and again to a point where their face just got real close and then...kiss, somehow. idk lmao.

Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)?

First person who can understand each other and are equals, the only ones who can tear the other's wall down, and just practically soulmates in any form that even their sun & moon signs mirroring each other's? YES. 

What’s their height difference? Age difference?

i hc L as just a little bit taller than light, but it's not like you can see it through the hunch anyway. ofc we all know the 6 years and 4 months age gap

What’s their relationship with each other’s families?

Sayu likes L, Sachiko is kinda surprise Light doesn't date a typical pretty person, but it only makes her heart fonder. L doesn't mind them, he thinks they're nice, light grew up in a good place. Soichiro? Well, he might me a bit reluctant but he loosen up slowly, his son is happier than he ever was, after all.

Who takes the lead in social situations?

Light, obviously. Because he's a charmer and if L takes control, the person they speak to would run immediately the first 2 minutes.

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear?

it is a universal knowledge that L does this. like, come on, count the fics, you can't, there's just so many. he loves to break that perfect wall and make light feel 🥴😳. it's entertaining. But he knows when to stop. too much of that will be embarrassing in light's part, and he respects his boy's dignity.

love :

Who said “I love you” first?

Light!! The thing is it was said over the phone. He gets more and more comfortable talking with L through calls, since every now and then L travel frok countries to countries. One time he just like "yeah, safe flight. love you, bye" he expected L to say goodnight to him as a response as usual but L was silent and he realised what he just said and realised that he fucking mean it. L seems to still be able to read his mind even thousands miles away so he replies with "i love you too, goodnight". they never missed seeing each other more than that night.

What are their primary love languages?

we had a discussion for this! but as we see in canon, they're both very acts of service with a little hint of physical touch here and there. quality time is also important. words and gift aren't really needed for them.

Who uses cheesy pick-up lines?

L. Only to annoy light. It's terrible that he almost cringed to himself, but it does bring a good laugh for light.

How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA?

PDA is a not their preference, they just love being in private more. They might hold hands sometimes, butmost times they won't. Altho they always stand or sit reaaaaally glued to each other even though there are so many space. 

Who initiates kisses?

both. they want it, they got it. but light gives light kisses (ha) more, not necessarily on the lips, usually when L was really busy working, keeping his feet on the ground.

Who’s the big and little spoon?

They don't spoon a lot, they prefer not touching at all or cufdling face to face, but when they do, Light is the little spoon because being a big spoon makes his sleeping position kinda uncomfy, he feels awkward with his legs, it's just not. thankfully L thinks cuddling light this way is very calming.

What are their favorite things to do together?

Tennis and solving cases, duh. Or sometimes they play video games fighting each other. Anything competitive and/or challenging that make their brain grow 10 times bigger. But sometimes, a comfortingly peaceful and quiet dinner with hushed words thrown here and there about random things feels like the best thing ever.

Who’s more protective?

L. For identity reasons, ofc.

Do they prefer verbal or physical affection?

Physical. They can read each other's mind, they knew it by gesture, touches, and glances. 

What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise?

IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE. venus by sleeping at last fits them so well, that song is in the background of multiple cozy couch smooches sessions or even when they're slow dancing (please listen to this tho song it's so good). also i think they would like persephone by the tragic thrills too, L would be like "this song reminds me of you" and Light answers with "i'm persephone?" "Yeah" "i'm a fucking badass then" "yes you are". oh and first day of my life? lover of mine? pink in the night? sweet creature? the lakes? oh god i have too much answers

What kind of nicknames do they call each other?

they don't do nicknames, really. although, L sometimes called light with some snarky tony stark styled nicknames when he feels particularly playful but annoyed at the same time.

Who remembers the little things?

They both do. Big brained assholes they are.

domestic life :

If they get married, who proposes?

It's not really a proposal, they didn't  even remember who said it first. But one sleepy night after a hard case, someone said "hey you wanna get married" and the other was like "sure, why not" "really?" "yeah, i think i'm ready, you?" "me too" "great" and then they go to sleep. at breakfast the next morning L called watari from across the room and said "wammy i need you to prepare [enter marriage stuff here], and light, you must call your family after this". poor old watari chokes on his tea.

What’s the wedding like? Who attends?

The wedding is in a secluded little place near the wammy's house, L used to go there a lot as a kid. With just light's parents, sayu, and watari. Well, not until Light caught Mello, Matt, Near, and Linda peeping from the bushes

Do they have any pets?

A chunky cat the wammy's kids feed daily but never try to keep them in, because no animals are allowed inside the orphanage. L saw it and was like "light let's bring this bitch home" she is, indeed a little bitch, but light and L loves her dearly. her fur has light brown and black colors, like both of their hairs, so she becomes their daughter, L gave him a weird ass name but i can't think about it rn.

Who kills the bugs in the house?

Light because he's the one who's actually bothers to. They ofc annoyed L but he cpuldnt care less to actually get rid of them.

Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning?

L. He rarely sleeps and once he did, he wakes up very fucking late and will pull light back to the bed if he's woken up by the empty space beside him.

Who’s the better cook?

Light. L is a spoiled brat. But Light can't bale for shit, that's Watari's job. Light grow up learning and helping his mom making meals for the family. He's not the best, but it's good enough to make L craves them in between his sweets.

Who likes to dance?

None of them. But they would slow dance on rare, sentimental occasions. And it's like so fucking romantic bcs all the lights are off except for a candle or a table lamp or a cabinet lamp whatever that has yellow-y dim light. And they don't speak, they just casually move against each other, but heart ready to combust like i do when i the mental image came into my head.

[aphandgflover]

I kinda want to write a super self-indulgent DRLAMP fic in an AU where they all live my dream, AKA being in a big loving polycule and living in an ecovillage. 

The problem is I don’t have a plot...

So I’m putting all my headcanons for this AU here.

Some of it is ns//fw, so discretion is advised.

So as I said, DRLAMP

But like, not all relationships are equal because why be simple when you can be complicated.

First off, Roman and Remus are bros so no romance there.

Next, Remus is aro. And Virgil is ace. (Yes it’s because of the colors)

So Remus is not into being in love with the others, but he likes sex, so his relationship with the others is mostly sexual and platonic.

Like, he’ll say he loves them, because it’s true, but kisses and romantic stuff is not his thing. 

That’s how I see it anyway.

Btw, if I misuse a term, you can correct me, thanks

Virgil is ace and I’d say sex-neutral.

It doesn’t disgust him that much, but he’d rather not be a part of whatever the others do.

Maybe he has sex as an occasional thing, like as a surprise for someone, or to celebrate something. But otherwise, it’s a no.

Logan is a sex-positive aro-ace

By positive I mean he’s positive it exists

He’s basically very into observing his partners’ reactions, mostly because he doesn’t really share them.

Patton is demisexual

He needs a deep connexion to feel anything

But it’s not really a problem since it’s pretty easy for him to get attached to people

They all got together in the village, fell in love and got married as a big polycule

And then they adopted little Thomas

It’s basically the song “I’ve got five moms and three dads” but with just dads

They live in a nice cottagecore house, that’s mostly a living room and three bedrooms.

One of the bedrooms was a guest bedroom until they adopted Thomas. Now it’s Thomas’s room.

Second bedroom is the bedroom for sleeping and cuddling.

Third bedroom is the “no kids allowed” bedroom, and it’s the only place in the house where those who want to are allowed to have sex. That’s because, since they are not all on the same page when it comes to sexuality, they keep it separate from the romantic/platonic space that is their sleeping bedroom.

They have two bathrooms with dry toilets and a small kitchen.

They don’t need the kitchen much because most meals are shared in a common mess hall with the other villagers. 

So it’s mostly for snacks and drinks.

I don’t actually have a lot of experience with ecovillages, I’ve just been to Findhorn for a week so that’s what I’m basing it on.

Patton likes to help in the common kitchen

He’s not actually a great cook on his own, but he’s a great helper

He works at the village’s daycare

He loves taking care of the young kids and taking them on outings to see the gardens

Sometimes, he gets too depressed and can’t work. When that happens, the kids write him ‘get well soon’ cards and it always helps, because they recognize it’s an illness like any other

Logan is a teacher at the elementary school

He is on the autism spectrum, he processes things differently from others

That makes it a little difficult to deal with children’s outbursts, but he is also great at explaining things differently to kids who don’t understand the lesson

In fact, he makes it a point not to continue his lessons when he knows a kid is behind, because he knows what it’s like to be in a class where the teacher moves too fast

Janus is a shepherd

He works with the village’s sheep and goats, mostly. Taking the animals to pastures, cleaning the stables, etc...

He likes it because he doesn’t have to talk much.

He is a compulsive lier. 

He’s working on himself about it, because he wants to be trustworthy. Especially with his partners.

Roman and Remus are artists

Roman writes, acts and sings

Remus paints and dances

They do other things too but those are their specialties

They are both part of a group in the village that’s responsible for animation at the celebrations

Remus has schizophrenia and is being treated for it

He still has bad days but gets support from everyone in the family

The rest of the time, he manages his symptoms fairly well

Roman is very protective of his brother

Actually they are both protective of each other

Which doesn’t keep them from fighting a lot

Roman wears makeup regularly 

Virgil taught him

Virgil has anxiety (surprise! /s)

He’s also being treated for it

He’s his spooky broody self as a defense mechanism

He’s the strongest out of everyone

Really, he can carry Thomas all day

He’s actually very scared of others being mad at him and not telling him

He’s working on it, like the others

He doesn’t have a job yet

Thomas is a young kid

He likes his family very much

He’s a little embarrassed because his teacher is also his dad

He wants to be part of Roman and Remus’s singing group as soon as possible

I’ll think of more stuff later, I’m tired now.

[bbugyu]

:o i dont really know much about mbti types but u seem really knowlegable >.< what about dk's mbti??

oh my god the way i got a boner from being called knowledgeable OK LETS GO I LOVE SEOKMIN SO MUCH

seokmin is an infp, which is the mediator. i actually float between this personality type and infj (the advocate, which is also what wonwoo jihoon and minghao are), so seokmin and i are very similar in a lot of ways - our differences come from our zodiac signs i think ㅠㅠ; infps are actually really rare! yet seventeen has four KDJFSK they value harmony and authenticity and they always have the best intentions - which!!! IS SO SEOKMIN!!!! he will always see the best in people and always act with the best intentions! he is kind to a fault! what a sweet baby.

ok, here’s the breakdown. under the cut. tw seokmin best boy

seokmin is so shy. he doesn’t seem it, because when he’s with svt he goes BUCK FUCKING WILD but in reality he clams up around people he’s not super comfortable around. example: that one picture of him standing with yuju from gfriend where he looks like he’s gonna shit himself kJHFJS or when he was filming his solo parts for the mama performance and he kept saying how nervous he was without the members. he’s super reserved around people he hasn’t known for forever. he even tends to be quiet on variety shows, only really doing his fun comedy bits and talking when other members prompt him (which is almost always jeonghan or seungkwan don’t get me started). infjs (like isfjs) tend to keep a very small group of friends that they are very open and seemingly extroverted with, which is why we get to see seokmin’s genuine personality a lot. he is so fully himself when he is with seventeen and i think that is so beautiful. that being said, infps also are the most social introverts. he makes friends everywhere, and genuinely cares about all of them. his excallibur castmates have said that he was such a bright loving personality on stage and behind the scenes, and he would always visit and support them even after they stopped working together! he went to plays they starred in and posted pictures with them, telling carats to go support them too. you can tell they really appreciated this, because they would return the favor and go to seventeen concerts to cheer him on!

seokmin’s intuition is no joke. he seems a little naive at times, but he is also extremely good at looking at the big picture of a situation and deciding what needs to be done, ie. when they were leaving the venue during ttt he was seemingly the only one that remembered they left a giant mess in the kitchen. that being said, infps skip over details a lot. he also is SO FUNNY like he is genuinely the FUNNIEST MEMBER in my opinion because he just understands every situation so clearly. he’s able to take something a little mundane or whatever and comment on it or react in a way that’s REALLY FUNNY like when they were driving home from ttt and mingyu said he could buy the walnut sweets JFDSKJDSF mingyu wasn’t expecting him to say yes bc they’re such a common treat and seokmin laughed at first but hten immeidately was like “oh actually yes order them” and gyu was like ??? but seokmin kept just saying “stop talking to me order the walnut sweets pls” GODD THEY’RE SO FUNNY i literally cry laugh at shit seokmin does like i don’t know how he does it he’s the funniest motherfucker i’ve ever seen.

he seems like the most understanding member of svt to me. the others are too, ofc, but seokmin’s on another level. infps also feel very deeply and genuinely. as an intuitive personality type, he is immensely empathetic, but not in the same way that jeonghan is. seokmin feels other peoples’ emotions like they’re his own. he sympathizes fully and completely, and i think he tries really hard to internalize that as to not seem so emotional all the time, but as soon as the facade cracks he starts cRYINGGG like he’s a BABY he can’t help it he just FEELS SO MUCHhhh. idk if anyone else notices this but he always repeats what is being said? i find this to be related because he is actively listening, and his way of showing is affirming with short responses every few sentences. he seems like such a good person to go to when you’re struggling and want someone to comiserate with. seungkwan is someone you go to when you need advice, but seokmin is the one you go to when you want to vent, because he’ll immediately match how you’re feeling about the situation and empathize with you.

i think seokmin also tends to take things personally? i think he’s gotten better about this in recent years and instead uses it as a joke, but you can tell it still bothers him sometimes ㅠㅠ like, okay, so seokmin posted that picture for seungkwan’s birthday and said something along the lines of “do you remember when we went out to have fun and fought? sorry i couldn’t be better” etc so in boo’s birthday live he explained the situation because it was resolved nicely. he said that the two of them went kayaking with jeonghan (which, btw, booseokhan are literally married and i am the most spoiled carat ever) and got in a little disagreement about something menial, and seungkwan thought it was resolved quickly, but afterwards jeonghan was driving them and seokmin put on a song and boo was like “oh what kind of song is this?” as a joke, but seokmin took it personally and got sulky. but then him and jeonghan danced to anysong and honestly who can blame them. it seems like every time he gets in a fight with other members, he thinks about how he doesn’t want it to tear them apart, so no matter how mad he is, he tries to find a way to resolve it. like with the gray bag incident JDHFKJHF he said that he thought if he didn’t pick up the bag, mingyu might hit him. he was mad and thought he was in the right, but he didn’t want the argument to escalate, so he did something he didn’t want to end it where it was. also, when jeonghan went live during seokmin’s live, saying “those who want to watch dokyeom watch him, those who want to watch this watch this,” and seokmin got all sulky about carats saying they wanted to see what jeonghan was up to. he laughed and said he was kidding, but then he was like “i’m not fun anyways.” whiCH leads us to...

infps have chronic inferiority complexes, but they aren’t envious people, so it manifests in just being immensely self critical. seokmin genuinely believes he isn’t handsome. or a good singer. like. what the fuck is that all about. i get genuinely angry when i think about this. i could talk about how fucking WRONG he is but this is just supposed to be a personality analysis so i’ll just mention that i talked about why i think he’s the perfect man alive in another ask! check that out if you want JKFHKSDF he always has negative things to say about himself but only positives to say about others. which makes me wanna fight. he also is maybe too idealistic??? like i said before, he will always see the best in other people, and it leads the rest of the members to genuinely worry about him. they’re worried that if they’re not there to take care of him, he’ll end up getting taken advantage of by someone. they don’t want him to get scammed ㅠㅠ

some other aspects of infp personalities that i think suit seokmin well but i’m literally braindead and cannot write more of this: open minded, passionate, determined, and loyal.

i would marry seokmin in an instant.

[finn-ray-nal-beads]

Flip as Barry Gib for Halloween... your thoughts?

A/N: @maybe-your-left thoughts? I have several... since you’ve asked. I hope ya like it, Kitten 😉. BTW for those who don’t know who Barry Gib is: Lead singer of the Bee-Gees and the song Stayin’ Alive is their most popular hit of the 70′s. 

Warnings: Sub/Dom slurs, Alpha mentions, creampies, cum eating, slight choking, tit slapping, purple nurples (yes I used a Chowder reference thank you), smut in general, Flip is a total Dom, we are total switch, it’s all disco to me baby, playful married banter, slight fluff at the end 

“You want me to what?” Flip scratched his goatee as you were putting the finishing touches on your makeup for the evening. 

“You’re gonna wear these platforms and costume to the party with me,” you popped your lip gloss together, scraping the sides so your lips looked extra shiny and pouted. 

“Platforms?” he chuckled at the thought of it, “sweetheart, I ain’t wearin’ these,” he lifted the white boots to examine their contents as if drugs would fall out of them at any moment. 

“Ummm,” you carefully placed your lash on your right eye, “yes, you are babe,” smoothing it out so it lined up naturally with your other lashes. 

“And why the fuck would I do that, honey,” he dropped them on the floor, lighting a cigarette to keep himself from grouching even more than he already was. 

“Because if you want ANY of this,” you gestured to your bread and butter, “then you’ll do it. Also because you love me unconditionally.” 

He snickered again huffing out a plume of smoke, “is that fuckin’ so?” taking huge steps into the shared bathroom, pressing his large figure into your bent-over backside, “last time I checked, baby doll, I was in charge of things around here.” 

Whispering into your ear, causing a shiver to run up your spine, and goosebumps to form all over your body, “well, it’s Halloween, babycakes,” making yourself as tall as possible, turning around and plucking the lit cigarette from his lips and taking a huge drag, “so roles are kinda reversed for the time being,” smirking as you exhaled the plume from your perfect lips.

“You will do it,” ashing out the butt in the sink, “and you WILL like it,” inching into his open lips, leaving a little peck as you noticed the bulge forming in his jeans. 

Snaking your arm around and patting his ass, “now, get ready, we’re gonna be late, cowboy,” you smiled bright, turning back around to survey yourself in the mirror before moving into the bedroom to put the rest of your ensemble on.  

Flip stood in the bathroom, in utter shock at your forwardness, holding in a breath and looking at himself in the mirror. He’d never been talked to so… harshly before. 

He gathered his pride to walk back into the bedroom, watching you hunched over the bed placing the god-awful shoes on your pretty feet. 

Like the good boy, he was, got dressed in everything but the shoes, staring them down as if they’d disappear to which he’d be grateful for. 

“Baby,” you sang into the room, “are ya ready?” jogging into the OK Corral staredown taking place in your master. 

“Honey,” he whined at you, “I-I don’t wanna wear these stupid things,” huffing and puffing at everything about them. 

“Now, what did I say?” as if speaking to a child. He groaned out as he moved to put the disastrous hooves on his large feet, “I know, I know.” 

Rolling his eyes and standing up to a height he never knew he could achieve, “look at my handsome Barry!” pandering and tugging at the necklace hanging into his open-chested shirt. 

“Yeah, yeah,” he pecked your forehead, “let’s get outta here before I change my fuckin’ mind.” 

“Let’s go boogie, babe!” you giddily smiled pulling him out the door, to the truck. 

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The bar was chalked full of ghouls, goblins, witches, and demons as the both of you meandered to fetch some drinks. Flip towered over the crowd in the heels he wore, so getting the attention of the bartender was easier than usual. With drinks in hand, you went to find your group of friends to start the night off. 

“Well, howdy there Zimmermans!” a familiar voice chimed out, “lookin’ groovy Flip!” a chorus of chuckles and whistles followed as the faces came into view. 

“I know doesn’t my husband look so damn handsome,” petting his chest again as he gave you a death stare. 

“Very!” Ron chuckled lowly, sending Flip’s gaze to burn holes into his chest, “watch your fuckin’ mouth, Rookie.”

Grabbing his beer from his grip, “stop it, Phil, he’s only trying to be funny,” placing them on the group table, “let’s go dance for a minute, honey,” pulling his lumbering figure to the disco lights as the last song faded out. 

You both stand there a minute amongst the crowd waiting for the DJ to spin another tune. All of a sudden, the beat to Stayin’ Alive comes on full blast, and you immediately turn towards your lumberjack in an ecstatic holler. He recants with an eye roll and spins you around a few times before the both of you join the rhythm with your hips and grind on each other like teenagers at a party. 

The final chorus fades out, both of you sweaty and all kinds of hot and bothered, turn to each other and lock lips like it was the first time you’d ever kissed. 

Your tongues dancing in and out of one another, teeth clanking on teeth, if there hadn’t been so many people around you’d hear the suctioning and moaning reverberate on the walls. 

“Bathroom. Now,” he pulls off of you, heading towards the destination with you dragging behind like a lost puppy. 

The second lock is turned in the claustrophobic and dimly lit restroom, he’s on you, caging you in like an escaped animal. 

“You think you can get away with talkin’ tough to me,” he snarled into your ear, rubbing your mound as you brace yourself on the sink, “you forgot who I am to you I guess.” 

Hissing in your ear as the tingling in your spine grew to a full blaze, “well I’ll remind you little whore,” inching another large hand to grip onto your tits with as much force as possible, pinching the sensitive nipple until it was almost bleeding. 

You let out a cry in pleasure as he kept pinching, “who am I to you?” growling at your pain, “use your fuckin’ words slut.” 

You winced as he brought the other hand to grip your other tit, doing the same motions in tandem, making your back arch off the porcelain. 

“Y-you’re my alpha!” you screamed as he twisted even harder on the sensitive buds, “that’s fuckin’ right, honey,” reveling in your pain as your lips dropped open in a huge gasp. 

His primal instincts ripped the jumpsuit you had worn to shreds on the bathroom floor, leaving you completely bare to him. 

“You fuckin’ slut,” he tsked pulling his zipper down and releasing his monster cock from his bellbottoms, “wearin’ nothin’ at all underneath that lil’ number huh? That’s strike two.” 

He chuckled, “bend over on the sink, I’m gonna fuck you so hard, everyone is this bar is gonna know who you belong to.” 

You turned around slightly bending over to get your footing with your platforms, going too slow for Flip’s taste. Gripping the back of your neck, forcing you down just enough so he could line his cock up with your wetness that had formed. 

“Naughty lil’ pussy is so eager for me, huh,” he mused, slipping in his angry cock, inching it in as your walls swallowed it like a good little kitty. 

Once he bottomed out, he wrapped one hand on your throat, pulling you flush with him, and the other in a bruising grip on your hip. Thrusting up into you as you moaned on his cock, gripping your tits for support. 

“Look at you,” his lust blown eyes, gazing at your writhing in the mirror, “so fuckin’ eager for my cock.” 

Your eyes opened to view his member pummeling your squelched entrance in the mirror, “fuck, Phil,” beyond words as you watched your man take you in the bathroom. 

“You want me to fill this whore cunt up?” panting between thrusts as they became more erratic watching your movements in the mirror, “make you sit in it the rest of the night?” 

Just then he moved his hands to push away your grip on your tits, massaging them with his own and then slapping the skin as hard as he could, “You’re all mine, Y/N.” 

He returned both hands to your hips as you slightly bent over. The new angle allowing him to pillage your hole with the most fervor he could muster. 

“All. Fuckin’. Mine,” he grunted out causing your walls to flutter, as you neared your climax. He reached his right hand to circle your aching clit, causing a chorus of moans and cries from your perfectly glossed lips. 

“You gonna cum for me, honey?” he sped up his movements, causing the tingling to spread throughout your abdomen. You rolled your eyes as you came hard on his huge cock, gasping his name out in a chant as he coaxed you through it. 

“That’s my good girl,” he mewled as his hand left your center, returning to your hip as he picked up his own pace towards his release. Your walls closing in and out on him sending him into a state of complete ecstasy as he released his spend into you. 

“Fuck, Y/N,” he panted out as he dumped the last of his seed into your gaping hole, pulling out to see the leakage seep from your pretty little slit. 

“So full of me,” he scooped the mixture causing you to turn around and face him, opening your mouth in submission. 

“Good girl,” he stuffed his thick fingers into you, watching your lips close and suck on the concoction you’d both made. Pulling them out to watch you swallow the rest of it, patting you bare ass when you’d shown him your empty mouth again. 

“God, I love you,” he pulled you flush to him, kissing the sweat sheened on your skin, smelling your scent. You wrapped your arms around his midsection, “I love you too, honey,” kissing his chest and then his lips as he bent low to meet you. 

“Happy Halloween, Barry,” pushing him off of you in a chuckle and grabbing your jumpsuit from the floor, “we should head back out there. I wanna dance a little bit more, please?” 

“Anything for you honey,” he smiled, helping you zip the suit back on, “as long as you don’t fuckin’ sass me like that again.” 

“Well given the reaming I just got, detective,” you winked, “I may just act out once more to see what kind of punishment I’ll get when we get home?” 

Raising your eyebrow as you unlocked the door to walk out, “try me, baby girl,” his pupils dilated watching your smirk grow. 

“I have a few tricks up my sleeve,” leading him out to the crowd of ghosts, goblins, and zombies to finish the night off. 

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HOW THE TURNTABLES..... HOPE YOU ALL GOT IN THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT!

🖤,

ray-nal-beads  

[saedii-gilwraeth-simp]

This post but I just wanted to do it all with BillyxArsinoe

Who is the most affectionate?

Both are super duper affectionate but Billy takes the cake. Whenever he feels like it, he’ll just hug and kiss her and, according to his mother, it’s very inappropriate.

Big spoon/Little spoon?

They kind of switch depending on who needs it more. So, both have really bad days in terms of depression/PTSD and just need the comfort of being held

Most common argument?

Which of their chickens is the best. Both have taken sides and every now and then they just throw the fuck down over it. Jane gets popcorn and watches just to throw in commnets that escalate the argument.

Favourite non-sexual activity?

They like to go the races. It’s just a nice and exciting date for them where they can feel young and wild.

Who is most likely to carry the other?

Billy. Sorry but in my head he’s jacked.

What is their favourite feature of their partner’s?

Billy loves Arsinoe’s scars because they are proof of how far she will go to help and protect the people she loves - which is something they share. Arsinoe likes Billy’s hands because they’re so gentle and she knows that she’s safe in them.

What’s the first thing that changes when they realise they have feelings for the other?

Both of them are very “oh shit” about it but because neither wants to give away how they feel, they just are more touchy with each other in a way that is only vaguely platonic

Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?

Obviously, Billy is and will always be “junior” but every now and then Arsinoe will call him “darling” bc she thinks his reaction is nice - he’ll look confused and then smile really wide. Billy usually just uses Arsinoe’s name or “sin” but if he’s tired, he’ll call her babe.

Who worries the most?

Honestly, probably Arsinoe. Billy has to work in different places a lot and she can’t go with him all the time, so she stresses.

Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

Arsinoe. Simply because Billy always gets the same thing but she changes her mind every time so Billy never gets the chance to memorise

Who tops?

It just depends on how they feel, so it’s a pretty 50/50 split.

Who initiates kisses?

Arsinoe. 

Who reaches for the other’s hand first?

The reach at the same time

Who kisses the hardest?

Arsinoe

Who wakes up first?

Usually Billy, but he doesn’t get out of bed, he kind of just stays and watches Arsinoe sleep because she doesn’t look that peaceful when she’s awake.

Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?

Arsinoe, but only if she’s getting cuddles. She’ll get out of bed on time if Billy’s not there.

Who says I love you first?

Billy

Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)

Usually Arsinoe because she thinks they’re cute and she doesn’t work (bc the patriarchy) so she doesn’t need to pack lunch. Usually they’re just terrible puns but on anniversaries they’re heart felt I Love You notes

Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?

Billy because Arsinoe doesn’t have any family that doesn’t already know

What do their family/friends think of their relationship?

Everyone on Arsinoe’s side are big fans because they adore Billy. The Chatworth’s/Mainland friends are iffy but will let it go because Billy and Arsinoe make each other so happy

Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?

Billy but Arsinoe’s a better dancer 

Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?

Both of them have been banned from the kitchen at least twelve times so neither

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?

Oh God both of them and it’s horrific to watch

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?

Both of them to the point where Mrs. Chatworth has stopped inviting them out to the theatre bc they just giggle all throughout whatever performance is happening

Who needs more assurance?

Arsinoe. She has a lot of moments of doubt and guilt over the civil war, making Jules queen, her use of low magic etc. so it helps when Billy’s there to boost her up

What would be their theme song?

Fred Astaire by Jukebox The Ghost (which is a banger btw)

Who would sing to their child back to sleep?

Arsinoe because she’s an amazing singer

What do they do when they’re away from each other?

Neither of them sleep very well, but Billy mostly works and Arsinoe reads or sews herself new outfits

one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart

The only sad one I can think of is too cruel to inflict on y’all so I’m skipping this one

one headcanon about this OTP that mends it

Arsinoe builds the chicken coop and makes Mrs. Chatworth big mad with her overalls. Billy really really likes the overalls ;)

Billy buys Arsinoe a racing horse that she takes out for a ride every day and lets Jules compete with it whenever she’s staying on the Mainland

They have a few children and get to raise their children in households full of love and absent of the judgement or big expectations they were raised with

They agreed when they got married that they shouldn’t go to bed angry so they always talk it out no matter how long into the night they might be arguing

On weekends they always stay in bed late and they go out to a beach house every summer for holidays

They hang out in the mansion’s library and usually Billy will fall asleep on Arsinoe while she reads a book being held above his head

Both cry when they get married (they were doing great until the vows and then it was all over)