#the snake is kinda a bitch :P

[mxdarling]

i do not think we have met before, noah. an astrologer can only tell so much by reading your constellations, and i did not expect to meet you here or now at this time. refer to me as lady trimegistus, for i am three times as great; hence, i will give you a reading three times better than other witches. have faith and take my hand; i will show you your destiny in its purest form with the power of the solstice.

you are a scorpio, and baizhu is a taurus—a most excellent pair indeed. you’re a natural fit and one of the most compatible astrological signs, i must say. you compliment each other for being unrealistic, whereas you are logical. you both share the same ideological and practical beliefs, which makes you less prone to conflicts. though the only cons i can see are both of your stubbornness, figure out how to work through your disagreements, and you’ll make it out.

now to the next part of the reading: spring. when i say spring, what do you think of? you think of blooming flowers, don’t you? glaze lilies are gorgeous, a remnant of a goddess now gone, an old age of liyue, but they can also symbolize your time with him. the scent of him is floral; the mixture of different herbs and medicines should taste bitter on your tongue, but why doesn’t it? spring is a time where you both flourish, side by side, hand in hand, step by step. it is lush with so many transitions, some good and some bad, but there is beauty in your life, and he is beautiful.

what about him, you ask? you are what has made his world revolve around him; he has converted his lifestyle because of your advice. most would dismiss him and talk to him if they required his assistance, but you actively seek him out. it’s hard, no impossible, to keep relationships when you yourself never change as the years pass by, but for you, he will try to move the heavens and bring you back to life if he has to. what’s the use of being a doctor when you cannot save and heal those closest to you? remember him always; men like him are scarce to come by.

to claim to be his lover must be an exhausting thing, no? to have other people’s expectations thrust open you and the constant need to fit other people’s image of you? take a deep breath and exhale. through your exhaled breath, think of all the negative energy and all their comments. baizhu loves you for you, and that’s what matters, isn’t it? don’t take him lightly; love him fiercely so that you can keep his doubts at bay. perhaps we will see each other again; perhaps we won’t; only the stars will tell.

~ B

?????jkgfjn HELP???? omg i had a heart attack when i saw this ask sent (i lowkey forgot i even sent one of these BHAHA), but woah baizhu??? i didn't think i'd get him actually haha! thank you for holding such a lovely event :DD your efforts are truly commendable to be sending such long asks to everyone single one that has answered the form!

honestly idk what to say this is just too good!!!!... <333

[1-800-be-my-baby]

rafe x bitch!reader pt.2

MDNI 18+ | pt. 1 here warnings: spanking, orgasm denial, unprotected p in v, creampie, semi public sex, that's it i think let me know if i missed any

with the knowledge of how mad you left rafe, you can't stop the smile that slowly creeps onto your face. however, your victory doesn't last long. a large hand roughly grabs the back of your neck, yanking you back until you collide into a hard surface. not even needing to look up you already know who it is.

"you think you're reallll funny huh?"

"rafe-"

"shut up. you're gonna listen to what i gotta say or shit is only gonna get worse for you, understand?" you attempt to pull out of his hold, his grip only tightening with your lack of response.

"rafe let me go!"

"nah, think you can pull that kinda shit? disrespecting me in front of everybody. i think you need to be taught some respect." the implication of his words cause goosebumps to coat your skin. dragging you to his truck, he opens the door to the backseat. "get in. don't make me force you."

you open your mouth, a protest ready to escape. before you get the chance he lifts you up, practically throwing you into the truck. the fear of what's to come causes heat to pool in your lower stomach. rafe climbs in behind you, slamming the door.

in a blink of a eye your bent over his lap, a harsh slap landing on your ass. rafe kisses his teeth, "thinkin' you can talk to me like that, must've lost your damn mind."

an influx of salty tears begin gathering at your waterline, each smack to your ass harder than the last. you jolt forward, causing your clit to rub against his thigh. a laugh escapes rafe when he hears the small whimper that forces its way out of you.

"should've known a greedy slut like you would get off on this. you're probably soaked."

"rafe please! ill be good, i promise. just stop!" tears have started to cascade down your cheeks, leaving streaks of mascara in its wake.

"shoulda thought about that before. 10 more, you can do it baby." rafe places one last harsh slap, sobs now racking your body. he softly runs his hands over the now red and broken skin. "see, knew you could do it." laying you face down on the seat, he rips the shorts of your body.

"rafe not here! people might see!"

"didn't care about that when you were running that big fucking mouth of yours. now its my turn not to care." you recognize the sound of rafe pulling his pants down, and without warning he slams his length into you. "fuck. so tight, this pussy was made for me i swear."

as the pain from the stretch subsides, you let out a loud cry, his tip hitting your cervix with each thrust. "not so much to say now, huh?"

with the way his cock is hammering into your weeping cunt you can't find it in you to respond. you harshly grip onto the door, needing something- anything to ground you. he pushes your head further into the seat, allowing him to hit your g spot continuously. all you can do is let out pornographic moans, the pleasure so overwhelming you don't know what to do with yourself. your head is foggy with lust and you're beyond cock drunk. rafe begins to thrust into you impossibly harder, jaw clenched so hard he feared it might break. he snakes a hand around your front, rubbing harsh circles against your clit. his thrusts become sloppy he nears his release.

your cunt clenches against him as your orgasm threatens to explode out of you. before you can cum his hips still, his hot seed filling you, the mixture of your arousal running down your thighs. a loud whine leaves your throat at your orgasm being ripped away from you.

rafe lets out a laugh from behind you. "oh im sorry, did you think i was gonna let you cum? disrespectful sluts don't get to cum. be grateful i gave you dick at all." he pulls out of you, pulling his shorts back up. "get dressed." he hands your shorts to you before getting out of the car and hopping into the drivers seat.

after getting dressed you slide into the passenger seat, your makeup now ruined from tear stains. he takes you back to tanneyhill, your punishment far from over.

tag list: @niyahwhoreworld @sadgrl99 @sublimepenguinpeach-blog

[almondamaretto]

dumb

matt sturniolo x afab!reader

summary: matt thinks you’re too smart for him, so he decides that he needs to fix that

warnings: smut 😼😼, dom!matt, p in v, unprotected sex (don’t do that), praise, dumbification kink???

for u nasty bitches with a dumbification kink ahem me

also im writing this 1000% stoned out of my mind so it's gonna be extra juicy trust. not proofreading ts !!! 🫶🏼😋

✄┈┈┈┈

You flutter your eyes awake as a low vibration from underneath you echoes through your head, a hand is gently caressing your head, the other being thrown around in emphasis.

Blinking the sleep away from your eyes and raising your head, your blurry vision is met with the black fabric of Matt's sweater.

You give his waist one last tight hug, before pushing yourself up and settling next to him, yawning dramatically.

Stretching your arms up, you reveal a small sliver of your skin from underneath your hoodie; immediately a wandering hand finds home around your waist, causing goosebumps crawl over your skin.

Enjoying the teasing touch of Matt's jewelry-ridden fingers, you avert your attention to the theatric and passionate discussion in front of you.

"No, I'm telling you, the moon landing is not real! Because, like-" Nick sat at the edge of the couch eagerly.

Cutting his brother of mid rant, Matt's hand gripped your waist slightly tighter; "No, cause like...why haven't they been back to the moon in all these years!?"

"That's a good point"

"That's what I'm saying!!"

You shake your head, furrowing your brows "What the fuck are you idiots talking about?"

"Y/n."

"Chris?"

"Do you believe in the moon landing?" You frowned, stuttering over your words for a moment. "You don't?"

"Y/n, just think about it! Its been, what, 50 years since Neil fuckin' Armstrong supposedly 'landed on the moon.' So why haven't we been back?"

"And don’t say its a money problem."

"Would you guys like some reasons?" You were always careful to ask before sharing your extensive knowledge---no one likes a know it all.

Watching the three of them nod, you sigh and lean back into Matt's side, crossing your legs over his, biting your lip as his hand fell onto your thigh.

"The main reason we ever went to the moon in the first place is because of the Cold War and the Space Race, 'cause America wanted to prove that they had the bigger dick and shit. That means it was super funded back then---over time NASA's funding went down."

Matt's cold rings press against the warmth of your thighs as he alternates between caressing the length of your thigh and kneading the plush skin of your upper thigh.

"But they could've saved money over time to do it!"

His hand travels further up your leg, threatening to breech the hemline of your shorts.

"They spend all their money on- ahem-on satellite stuff and tech-technology." You lift your outside leg to hopefully block the sight from Nick and Chris.

"N-not to mention they have to get the, the uh- timing just right to avoid landing on craters."

Quickly shooting your hand down to grab Matt's, you swallow roughly as his knuckle traces a circle over your clothed clit.

You see him smirk from the corner of your eye, silently cursing him.

"I don't even care that you have good points, I'm sticking with its fake."

When you don't respond, focused on hiding Matt's curious fingers, Nick and Chris alike are confused.

"You good, Y/n?"

"Girl... you look so focused that you kinda sorta look like you're ‘bout to throw up..."

"Yeah, Y/n/n. You doing okay, baby?" Matt smirks through a teasing voice.

Glaring up at him, you gather your words and place them carefully as his fingers snake under the band of your bottoms.

"Sorry, my head is just hurting from sleeping earlier. I may go to bed soon." You lie as your hand grips his tighter.

A warm hand is pressed to your forehead, followed by the clicking of a tongue.

"You feel warm, pretty. Lets get you to bed." Matt plays into the lie quickly.

Nick almost audibly gags from the other side of the sofa, gathering his stuff and stand. "Okay, after that I need to get away, I'm going to bed."

"Wait, what? You're just leaving me? Alone? Nick I'm coming with."

The pair's arguments grow faint as they climbed the staircase, Matt all but dragging you to his room, quickly closing his door and locking it.

He brought one hand to your hip and the other to the back of your neck, pulling your body flush against his. His lips fervently found yours, kissing you roughly as he walked you backwards.

The backs of your knees met the edge of his bed and you fell backwards onto the plush surface, bouncing up and down a few times as you watched him rid himself of his shirt before climbing on top of you, his lips attaching to your neck

You hum sweetly and wrap your arms around his back, one hand reaching up to rake through the hair on the nape of his neck.

His hands trace your sides diligently, squeezing the plush skin of your thighs as he caresses them, lighting every inch of skin on fire.

"So good, Matt."

He kisses his way back up to your lips, slipping his tongue into your mouth as it opens in a gasp from his hand snaking under the hem of your shirt and grabbing your breast.

Melting into his touch, one hand grips onto his brown locks, trailing your nails lightly down his bare back with the other.

His tattooed arm trails up your front, hand finding home loosely wrapped around the base of your neck causing you to let out a whine into the heated kiss.

A trail of saliva connects the two of you as Matt pulls away from your lips, grabbing the end of your shirt and lifting it over your head.

His pink lips immediately attach to your right nipple, low whines falling eagerly from your bruised lips.

Pulling away briefly, he brings two fingers up to your mouth, resting them on your raw-bitten lips. "Suck" he demands simply, pushing his digits into your mouth, pressing down onto your tongue.

Matt continues to trail kisses down your sternum and stomach, leaving slow, teasing kisses just above the band of your shorts.

A teasing finger dips below the band of the blue striped shorts, pulling it away from your skin and letting it snap back into place. A whimper to fell from your filled mouth, prompting matt to press down harder on your tongue.

“What did I say? Thought you were supposed to be smart, baby” He teases condescendingly, lips still trailing down your front, leaving a slow and unsatisfying kiss right where you needed him most.

Your cheeks pull in as you suck on his fingers, humming out a whine as you mentally urge him to stop teasing.

As if he can read your thoughts, he pulls his now slick fingers from your mouth, using both his hands to smoothly slide your shorts and panties down, tossing them across the room.

He sits up, taking a moment to admire his girl, hooded eyes raking up and down your body with desire. "So perfect... my perfect girl."

You relish in his praise, avoiding his eyes in embarrassment as you try to cover yourself.

His large hands quickly find yours, pushing them down to your sides as he flattens himself against his bed, head hovering over your sopping wet folds.

Your hands fought against his hold as he nips at your inner thighs, soothing his marks with his tongue.

"Matt, please" A breathless moan escapes from your pleading mouth, causing him to stare up into your eyes, a smirk on his lips.

"What do you want, mama? Say it." He demanded, sucking a harsh mark just a few inches from your needy core.

"Fuck, Matt. I need you, need your tongue, please baby." Your right hand broke from his hold, immediately gripping onto his soft brown locks. "Good girl" You tug and exhale an audible gasp as he finally flattens his tongue against you, causing him to hum out a moan.

Matt traces shapes his name on your sensitive bud, occasionally wrapping his lips around you and sucking harshly, chuckling as your hips buck against his face in pleasure. He could die a happy man delving in your slick folds.

One arm pins you down by your hips, the other starting to circle your dripping hole in tantalizing strokes.

His actions quickly turned you into a moaning, whimpering mess, your babbling only spurring him on.

The once teasing circles turned into a quick thrust as he stretched you out, fingertips curling up into you, hitting that spot inside of you.

"Oh, fuck! Matt, fuck, fuck, fuck."

"Feel good baby? Huh? Use your words." He said, pulling away for a brief moment before continuing.

The all-too familiar knot formed in the pit of your stomach; "So cl-"

As you began to speak, his movements became rougher and faster, forcing a near pornographic moan from your beat-up lips.

"Hm? What was that, ma?"

Both of your hands bury themselves in his thick hair, tugging as he fingered you roughly.

"God, m'so--fuck, Matt. I'm, m'so-so close!" You struggle to get out, hips pushing against his flexing arm as he pulls you to the edge, finally pushing you over with one last flick of his tongue.

Lower half shaking, you try to catch your breath, quickly finding the task difficult as he relentlessly continued to fuck you with his fingers. Your thighs close around him, but he still continued, prying them open with his other arm.

"Too much! Too much." You think your whine falls on deaf ears but he slowly pulls away, leaving one last quick kiss on your sensitive clit.

Matt traces gentle circles on your thigh as you come down from your high, only stopping to remove his sweatpants and boxers, sitting on the edge of the bed and stroking himself slowly.

Your eyes drift to the sight and, biting your lip with droopy eyes, you slowly rise out of the bed, using his knee as support as you kneel in front of him.

His hand came down to gently hold your face, thumb caressing your cheek before pulling your bottom lip down, letting it bounce back into place as he pulled away. He gripped his length in his other hand, guiding it down to your pink lips, tracing them as he bit his own.

Opening your lips, you allow him to slowly enter your mouth, tongue swirling around the tip and doing circles along the bottom.

Your head bobs up and down as his fingers thread into your hair, a low moan escaping from your throat.

After a few moments, his grip tightens as he forcefully moves your head up and down on him as he pleases, a whiny groan falling from his pretty lips

"Don't have much to say now, do you mama? All choked up on my cock. Y'look so pretty takin' me down your throat."

Tears threaten to fall from your eyes, swallowing roughly around him as you try not to gag—he only grunts louder.

He presses your nose to his trimmed thatch of hair for a few seconds, roughly tugging on your hair to pull you completely off him, gasping breaths escaping from your abused mouth.

Staring down at you in admiration, he smiles at your heaving chest and water eyes staring back up at him “So perfect, doll.”

He pulls you back up, immediately pushing you back on his bed and attacking you with hot, open-mouthed kisses trailing from your stomach to your lips. He rubbed his throbbing length against your slick folds, not missing the way you gasped against his lips.

Without warning, his hips push forward, splitting you open and eliciting a loud moan from your lips.

Your walls immediately clench around him, hearing a strained grunt fall from his throat

“Fuck, mama. Won’t last if you keep that up.”

You don’t respond, words dying off in your throat as his hips meet yours with a quiet noise.

His arms wrap around your thighs, pulling you impossibly closer to him as his thrusts increase in speed and intensity.

Your words tumble out of your mouth like alphabet soup, stuttering and gasping and hiccuping instead of stringing together sentences.

“Not so smart now, hm? Can’t even form your words, poor dumb baby.” He mutters sinful nothings into your ear, pushing your thighs into your chest as his tip brushes against that spot.

A long whine escaped from you at the feeling, manicured nails digging into the skin of his back and tangling themselves in his chocolate locks, tugging.

The pain only encourages him to continue, busying himself with creating marks all along your chest and neck. He could listen to you desperate whines and moans all day, your delicious whimpers never failed to make his eyes roll to the back of his head.

A knot began to form in your stomach, and the world seemed to slow.

As you begin to tighten around him he slams his hips into yours at what seems like an impossible pace, tip kissing your cervix with each thrust.

“You gonna cum pretty girl? Tell me. Tell me what you need” He brings his thumb down to toy with your sensitive clit, watching with a smirk as you struggle with your words.

“G-gonna, mm-fuck! Gonna cum, Matt! P-please let me cum!” You cry out head falling against his plush, silk-covered pillow case as you urged yourself to hold it in.

His thrusts become uncoordinated, showing he was nearing his climax.

“Did-fuck, did so well. Cum for me, mama, let it all out” He serenades you with his strained voice, grunts threatening to become whimpers.

The knot inside you snapped, causing you to yell out in a moan that definitely upset both Nick and Chris and the neighbors.

You saw white as you release all over his cock, legs trembling with your orgasm against Matt’s hold.

He fucks you through your release, afterwards thrusting once, twice, three times, before pulling out and shooting white, hot lines across your abdomen, hushed moans falling from his pink lips.

You feel a few kisses being placed on the sides of your face and forehead, along with Matt’s heaving chest pressing against yours.

“You did so good, baby. Did I go too hard?” He asks concerned, brushing stray hairs out of your face and tracing your jawline carefully.

Shaking your head, you wrap your arms around his neck, pulling him down onto you “no, made me feel so good.” He smiles at the tired, fucked out voice you sported.

As much as he wished to stay in that position forever, he lifted himself off of you, despite your protests.

“Just gotta get you cleaned up, mama. Then we can lay here ‘till the sun burns out.” He said while picking up a random shirt and wiping you and himself off.

After taking care of you and making sure you both were comfortable and clean, he crawled under his warm comforter with you and attached himself to you, nuzzling his head into your neck.

Scrolling on his phone, he clicked on his unread messages.

Chris

Y’all are nasty

12:57 am

Nick

Go to a hotel next time cause what the fuck.

1:12 am

[rafecameronshand]

OHHMYGODDD your first post was literally sensationallllllll😍

can you do one kinda like the first one where the reader and rafe are fucking on the druthers and get caught by someone in his fam??

ahh first request!! ill try my best im so excited omg!

The Druthers

Pairing: Rafe Cameron x Fem!reader

Warnings: SMUT! p-in-v, unprotected sex, public sex, teasing, getting caught, making-out

It was yet another sunny and scorching day in the Outer Banks, so Rose had forced Ward, Wheezie, Sarah and Rafe to out out on the Druthers boat for the day. The only reason you were there is because Rafe would have refused to go otherwise.

You, Sarah, Wheezie and Rafe were all laid out on a massive lounge at the front of the boat. You were cuddled into Rafe's side, your hand drawing shapes on his abs as you kept your eyes closed. He was laid on his back, his eyes covered with sunglasses and only having a pair of khaki shorts on.

The two sisters laid near eachother, trying to catch up on a tan. Well, Sarah was, Wheezie kept trying to speak to Sarah about school gossip.

Rafe moved his arm to now trace lines on your back, each time getting closer to your ass. You let out a small giggle and hit his toned chest, ''Your sisters are literally right there, weirdo.'' You whispered through your smile as you opened your eyes slightly, trying to adjust to the bright sunlight.

Instead of looking at you, Rafe looked at his sisters. Sarah looked pissed, whether Wheezie just looked like she was enjoying herself, talking to her older sister about the latest bitch fights.

''They aren't even looking over here.'' He shook his head as he used his fingertips to lay more pressure on your back as he continues moving his hand up and down.

You look back at them as you watch Sarah stand up, looking pissed as she just storms off to the otherside of the boat. Wheezie quickly gets up and follows her, ''Hey! I wasn't done telling you about Jessica!'' Their voices fade off into the distance, leaving you with Rafe. Alone.

You look back at him, your eyes scrunching closed from the sunlight as you raise your head, letting out a soft chuckle. He watches your face, rubbing your lower back gently. You smile contentedly and lean in, connecting your lips to his. You use your elbows to keep you up.

He uses his hand on your lower back to pull you closer to him, resulting in you deciding to straddle him. You now placed your hands on his muscley shoulders as you feel his large hands snake around your hips, making you move on him. You decide to take control and begin grinding your hips against his hardening cock as you feel yourself begin to get wetter.

You continue to make-out with him, your tongues fighting for dominance in the wet sloppy kiss as you now moved your hands to hook around his neck, trying to pull his face even closer to yours than it already was. His hands explored your body, reaching his hand into your bikini top, swirling his finger around your hardened nipple and giving it a small pinch. You let a soft moan erupt into the kiss, making you pull away as you begin to grind harder into his rock hard cock underneath you.

''Fuck, Rafe..'' you whisper as you look down at your crotch, finally seeing the small wet patch you had left on his shorts. ''Look what you did. So wet for me.'' He speaks in a quiet voice as he now brings one of his hands to your clothed cunt, running two fingers over it.

''You want me to fuck you right here?'' He puts more pressure on my entrace, earning a louder moan to exit your mouth.

You nod your head as your breathing starts to quicken, your eyes resting on your boyfriends face.

''Use your words, Y/N.''

''Yes, Rafe. I want you to fuck me.'' You nod your head quicker, pleading for his touch just as he pulls his two fingers away from your bikini bottom.

''Then I'm gonna need you to keep your fucking mouth shut. Can you do that for me, baby?'' He raises his eyebrows in anticipation as he feels his cock throb in his tightened pants.

''Yes, Rafe.'' You almost moaned his name as you now reached for his pants, pulling the zipper down as you pull his dick out with ease, pumping it a few times as you watch how the pre-cum leaking out of his tip glistens.

He lets out quiet groans as he watches your movements on him, he moves his hands to your hips as he watches as you let go of his dick and move your bikini bottoms to the side. Your teeth sink in to your bottom lip as you watch as he brings one of this hands to the base of his cock as he helps to line himself up with you.

You bring your hands to his shoulders as you lift yourself and now sink down onto him slowly. You take him in inch by inch, letting out louder moans each time, quickly making him cover your mouth firmly.

''Shut the fuck up, yeah?'' He whispers as he looks at your face. You nod your head and close your eyes, sitting still at the base of his cock for a few seconds as you wait for your tight cunt to adjust around his length.

After a few moments you start to move your hips up and down, his dick hitting at an angle he's never hit before. He was in you so deep you were convinced you'd be able to feel him in your stomach. You let out moans against his hand as you place one of your hands on his chest and the other to lift one side of your binkini top off one of your tits, playing with your own nipple as you began to move your hips quicker, with the help of one of Rafe's hands.

''Fuck, baby, you're doing so good. You're doing so fucking good.'' He praised, leaning his head back as he scrunched his eyebrows together, letting out quiet moans. You moaned against his hand louder and pushed it away, grabbing his jaw carefully and smashing your lips onto his. The kiss was sloppy and messy, you struggled to keep your movements steady as you began to feel hazy. You let moans out into his mouth as you moved your hips in 'O' shapes.

''Hey guys, just left my water bottle out he- Holy shit!'' Sarah now gasped as she had just walked in on you two on the lounger. He covered her eyes as you and Rafe's movements suddenly came to a halt. ''Oh my god! Oh my god! Ew- Oh my god!'' She spoke frantically as she quickly grabbed her water bottle and practically ran away.

You slowly looked at your boyfriend, not knowing what to do next. He sighed and rubbed his face, he looked embarassed and awkward. But he wasn't going to leave you unsatisfied. He shrugged and brought his thumb down to your clit as you still sat on his dick. He rubbed small circles on your clit and nodded, signalling for you to resume your movements. You blinked a few times and began rolling your hips again, now keeping your noises quiet as you felt yourself get closer and closer.

''Rafe, I'm gonna cum.'' You moaned through your words as you struggled to move your hips, making him begin to thrust up into you, making you squeak loudly. He began to rub your clit quicker, only making your orgasm even more earth-shattering.

''Wait for me, baby. I'm almost there.'' He grunted as he spoke, continuing his thrusts up into you, hitting you deeper than before as he finally nodded, telling you that you could cum. As you both rode through your highs, you covered your mouth as you dug your nails into his big toned shoulder.

As he pulled out of you, you were still sat on his lap. He watched as his seed slowly dripped out of your entrance. He smirked and then pulled your bikini bottoms back to cover you up and then fixed your bikini top.

You basically collapsed onto his chest as you shut your eyes. You felt yourself get entangled with his arms as you listened to his quickened heartbeat.

''What are we going to do about Sarah?'' You spoke quietly, trying to catch your breath again.

''That's a problem we can deal with later.''

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requests are open :)

[messycunt]

Twst dick hcs

This was made over the course of a 2 hr gc call with the girls 

Dont ask. 

This is only half serious 

cw: discussion of nonhuman anatomy, dick piercings, talk of cum n balls and stuff idk what to say 

Riddle: 

Circumcised

Its cute and pink

The tip gets red when he's worked up

Hes kinda tiny but its cute ig 

Doesn't shave uses safety scissors to trim 

V sensitive 

His cum is kinda watery 

Shoots far but doesn't shoot much 

Trey: 

not circumcised

thick

Not super hairy not smooth either 

Dark and heavy 

cums alot 

His balls are heavy too kinda firm 

Likes having his balls fondled not squeezed 

Probably has 1 or 2 piercings 

Cater: 

Circumcised

Pretty slender w average thickness 

Its kinda blushy idk how to describe it 

Curves to the right

Has a mole on the left side of the base

His balls r nothing to write home about 

Smooth as hell 

Ace: 

Circumcised, did it himself probably idfk 

Not much to say about him

Average overall 

Deuce: 

Not circumcised

Has a prince albert or some shit deff not done professionally

Hes a lil veiny  

Leona:

Not circumcised

A bit bigger than average

He probably has a spikey cat dick but yall aint ready for that convo

Its pink 

Cums lots and lots 

Doesn't shave but keeps it trimmed down there 

Ruggie:

Not circumcised 

Cums a little less than average but can go 2-3 rounds w no breaks in between to make up for it 

Does NOT have a knot, 

Surprisingly hairy but he knows how to keep himself clean 

Jack:

Not circumcised 

THIS boy has a knot a big juicy red one at that

He's super hairy too has a happy trail and everything

Super heavy balls

veiny

Runny cum 

There's sosososo much of it and it flows down like a waterfall 

Azul:

Not circumcised

Surprisingly big 

There's a beauty mark on that thang somewhere 

His cum is p viscous and pearly 

Purple tip

Curves up 

Floyd:

Not circumcised

Thicker than Jade but shorter

It's like a forest down there shaving makes him itchy BUT HE IS CLEAN its course too 

Runs like a faucet even before he cums

Dark pink tip its heavy too 

Curves left 

Heavy balls those thangs be swangin  

Jade:

Not circumcised

Longer than Floyd but thinner 

Pink tip 

Smooth

Cums in looong thin ropes  

Curves right 

Tight balls kinda cute even dare i say maybe even kissable 

Kalim:

Not circumcised

Average length but a lil bit thicker 

Curves up and to the left a lil

2 or 3 piercing 

Cums a normal amount 

Jamil:

Not circumcised

Lengthy  

It's a little darker than the rest of him

Another dribbler 

Doesn't shave

Curves up and to the right 

V sensitive head 

Has like plump balls, not too big, not too small not too much skin

Probably has a snake eyes piercings or something idk

Vil: 

Circumcised 

Pretty barbie dick idk what else to say 

Cute pink tip 

Perfect size

Curves up a lil

Meticulously trimmed, im talking taint balls and all

Bleached his asshole unrelated but he did  

He should do porn or something 

Rook: 

Circumcised 

Vil circumcised him himself or something idfk 

Has multiple or no piercings at all 

Somewhat trimmed 

Deep red tip

Somewhat veiny 

His cum is on the thicker side 

Epel:

Circumcised 

Bigger than you'd think but not too big

He's a growing boy ok 

Doesn't have much of a curve 

Vil makes him shave but there's not that much hair to begin w…

Pinkish red tip

V smooth shaft 

Can't get any piercings cus of Vil 

Runny cum but theres alot of it 

Idia: 

Circumcised

“He might not look like he gets bitched but honey that dick is 11 inches”

The tip is blue. That's it.

Curves up 

Real shiny lookin and veiny

Firm balls 

Wants piercings but he's so so shy 

Ortho:

uhm.

Malleus:

Not circumcised 

No hair

2 monstrously large dicks

Bottom one is longer than the top 

The top one has ridges at the top and the bottom of it has barbed spikes 

They can move btw 

Dark purple and tapered at the tip 

There's a slit where the eggs come out they're like tiny and squishy

The liquid that comes out with the eggs is slippery and a purple- green multichrome

Lilia:

Circumcised but he can grow it back if he wants to don't think about it too long

Grower not a shower 

Its so fucking heavy it hangs down 

Yes he dyed his pubes too

Its purple or red idk

A bit veiny but on the right side more than the left 

Cums an insane amount and cums far

short refractory period 

Sebek: 

Circumcised

On the slightly thicker side but he's still growing so those fae genes will kick in soon shhhhh

He doest shave but he does trim a lil

Thick cum 

pink tip curves up and left

SIlver: 

Circumcised 

Another one where i have nothing to say

[blushblushbear]

sorry..... me again...… you can choose to ignore this if you feel like it's too much

(not trying to guilt-trip you, please don't feel pressured

uh maybe... Nimh? Nimh is cute I like Nimh

if you don't feel like doing him, maybe Poe or Anon?

*blows the dust off this ask* oops this one's pretty old

I already did Nimh so Anon and Poe it is

Anon

Okay not to call the scott a drunk

but I'm about to call the scott a drunk

he's not too bad, but he is a little picky about what he will and will not drink

low key judges people for their choice of beers

side eyes people who order basically liquid candy as a drink (for a cocktail at least, he will rot his teeth on mountain dew don't get it twisted)

he mostly does pints but his fav mixed drink is a moscow mule

or a spiked energy beverage

speaking of drinks he always has a crazy amount of them

g-fuel, red bull, monster-- every energy drink type thing you've seen he's probably got

also drinks prime

also mountain dew

a lot of it

I joke about his teeth rotting but in all honesty he takes good care of them

that's the one gamer stereotype he does not fall in town

he's low key germophobic so his apartment and battle station are SPOTLESS

he defo has those touchland hand sanitizers cause he's a boujee bitch

speaking of boujee he's actually p well off

started trading stocks young and did crypto till it tanked

he doesn't like to talk about his crypto days (he was a hard crypto bro at it's peak)

usually his drunk rambles are about crypto

also conspiracy theories

also video games

his parents are decently well off too but he doesn't talk to them much

they don't have a bad relationship but it's definitely one of those 'you see the family only around the holidays' kind of deals

he has a lot of internet buds but I think deep down he's bad at making real connections and actually gets pretty lonely

likes watching animal videos, WOULD NOT get a pet

rarely has people over to his place, took him a while to fully mentally accept having you over

he was determined to get over it though cause he really wanted you around

would never shower with someone cause that just feels unsanitary-- the shower is for CLEANING

would maybe get a snake-- they're pretty clean

once went 3 days without sleeping

actually lost a lot of sleep to stardew valley when it first came out

his farm is AMAZING

loves to troll at video games but not in a run face first into the enemy team and ruin it for everyone kinda way

more a does a 360 no scope on you right when you think you're safe

you mad bro??? lol

sends lots of memes about liking his s/o cause he's really bad at saying how he feels

favorite director is Edgar Wright cause he's a man of taste and culture

regularly cleans and buffs his nails

has at least one to two drinks chilling in every room of the house

really wants to get an ear piercing

really vain about his looks even though he dresses like garbage

just tell him he's handsome, he's legit too proud to beg but he needs that validation

listens to a lot of underground bands and artists

also a lot of djs

owns 15 pairs of headphones

5 have animal ears

showers at least once a day unless he's in a gaming trance

once tried to write you poetry, felt like an idiot, removed all evidence of it's existence and would deny it fully if you ever found out

Poe

Probably not a surprise to anyone but he got bullied a lot in high school

Has been writing poetry since he was 10 and has notebooks full of poems and short stories from over his life

really wants to write some kind of vampire mystery series centered around a brooding poet vampire but also he's bad at writing mysteries

I've sad this before but he's in a book club with Nimh and Cashew

he keeps trying to get them to read romantic novels

Cashew was game until he realized Poe meant like Lord Byron romantic

Mary Shelley Romantic

thinks Mary Shelley losing her virginity on her mother's grave is the coolest thing ever and is high key jealous

Mary Shelley is honestly his hero

secretly got addicted to soap operas

he wants to stop so bad but he can't

he doesn't have a pet but if he did he'd be that dude you can totally tell has a pet cause he's always covered in fur

not that Poe would even care

Poe actually never much cared for birds and is still salty about becoming a magpie

owns so many Victorian/Edwardian style coats

and vests

he's just one color palette/slight aesthetic change away from just being steampunk

owns so many bits of jewelry, it mostly just floats around his living spaces and he chooses what he's wearing that day at random

all the people who headcanon Poe as trans, you're correct

constantly painting his nails and it's always chipping

his nail polish is actually pretty jank but he doesn't care so long as his nails are black

his living spaces are a mess

lots of papers, lots of random odds and ends, lots of clothes and book and forgotten mugs everywhere

does actually partake in the music aspect of the goth culture

most of his fav bands are ones you haven't heard of

he doesn't actually like horror much

at least not this modern jumpscare nonsense

he likes his horror dark, dramatic, and poetically gorey

Saw??? more like pa-shaw he can't stand those movies

the closest thing he gets to liking more mainstream horror franchises is Chucky

Tiffany Valentine is his favorite (*jennifer tilly voice* ~Jennifer Tilly~)

he can always get down with halloween, but only the first one

he can fuck with Tim Burton and Guillermo Del Toro though

crimson peak is his shit

also Jane Austen bitch?!

he loves him some Jane Austen

Emily Dickinson

Mary Shelley obvs

he low key hates to be basic but fucking

read Emily Dickinson's poetry and tell him you're not simping

he legit does simp for Shelley and Dickinson

legit loves the Kira Knightly Pride and Prejudice will all his heart

Sylvia Plath

He's trying so hard not to be basic but he loves Wednesday Addams

that line about her being allergic to colors--- he felt that

regularly listens to sounds of rain and fireplaces

ye I think I'll end it here lol XD

[norel-ravenclaw]

Friends With Unexpected Benefits

Fandom: Hazbin Hotel

Featured characters: Angel Dust x gn reader

Rating: 16+

Word count: 500ish

Description: Angel is your first - and best friend in the hotel. You lean on each other more and more, in a variety of ways.

WARNINGS: | cursing | sexual jokes and touch | reader has unspecified ‘intimacy issues’ |

Starting the first day you arrived at the Hazbin Hotel, Angel dust was the one you could connect with and talk to the easiest. As Charlie insisted on a group introduction party, Angel’s humour and friendliness made it tolerable. He was intrigued too by your receptiveness to his teasing. You accepted his touch and lewd jokes, giving as much as he dished out.

Leaning over the back of the sofa, two hands snake around your shoulders. “You’re fun,” he drawls. “We should hang out.”

“Like, going out and doing stuff, or laying in bed scrolling on Sinstagram half dressed?”

He blinks in surprise and grins. “I’m down for either.”

You return his smile. “Me too.”

Fiddling with the hem of your shirt, he says, “I get off tomorrow at six.”

“Okay. But you’re helping me pick out what to wear.”

“Done.” He effortlessly vaults over the back of the sofa and grabs your hand, tugging you towards the stairs.

You laugh and let him practically drag you up to your room, throwing open your closet doors.

“Oh hun, your shit is awful.”

You lean against the wall by your bed. “Yep. Vaggie’s hand me downs really aren’t going to cut it.”

He pulls out a plain white t shirt. “Tie this in the front and roll the cuffs on those sweats. It’s a start, anyway.”

You laugh and put it back. “Whatever you say.”

When it’s time to leave, you meet him in the lobby. At first you can tell he’s putting on a show after a long day of working. But once you reach the first store, he quickly gets into it.

It’s not long before Charlie’s credit card is practically smoking as Angel helps you build a wardrobe to last an eternity in hell.

You stop at his favourite restaurant, having a few drinks. He starts shit talking about his boss, and the laughter between you gets easier.

After a few glasses, your walk back to the hotel is a little tipsy. You link arms and end up matching your steps, laughing as your gait becomes more exaggerated.

You stumble through the doors of the hotel and head up to your room to put everything away. By the time you’re done, you turn around to see Angel passed out on the foot of your bed. You grin wryly and lay down next to him, awkwardly pulling corners of blankets over parts of you and him.

When he wakes up in the wee hours, he sees you snuggled against him, and can’t help but smile.

The next evening, he gets home late and opens your door, knocking as he does. “Sup bitch. You here?”

You drop your phone on your face and he laughs. “Um hi.”

He tosses his handbag onto your desk and sits on the edge of your bed. “I’m taking ya up on that offer ya made yesterday.”

You see his hands shaking as he unlaces his thigh high boots and slip off the bed to help with the other one. He looks momentarily surprised by your thoughtfulness, but smirks and says nothing.

You raise a brow as he starts stripping off more and more layers of his costume.

“What, I thought this was clothing optional.”

“Eh sure. Why not.”

Stripping down to his underwear, he tosses the latex and leather aside with a sigh of relief, snuggling into the soft blanket. “Fuck, so much bettah. Hey I don’t have your Sinsta. Shit, or your number.”

You make a grabby gesture and he hands you his phone, rolling onto his side while you input your info. “Heh you’re kinda cute, aintcha?”

Raising a brow at him, you hand back his phone. “You think?”

His fingers dance up your leg, hiking up your new pjs. “Mm, these are so soft. And so are you~”

You drape a leg over his and thread your fingers into his hair, gently untangling the knots. “Haha.”

Going back to scrolling, Angel watches you for a second before smiling softly and looking at his own phone. “Ha! Your first Sinstagram post is a pic of the fuckin hotel wall?”

“What? The pattern’s pretty. I’m into that old style stuff.”

“Loser.”

“Mhm.”

He melts under your touch as you pet his hair until you both fall asleep.

A couple days later comes another exercise from Charlie that leads to an unexpected confession on your part.

Angel presses for details when you go back to your room. “Hey sweetheart, what the fuck was that about earlier, huh?”

“Oh, uh… I just have intimacy issues. Heh.”

Suddenly he’s on you. “Oh? Well, ya got yourself the perfect therapist right here, darlin~ Hey we could role play that~”

Your eyes widen. “Oh! Uh… Wow, I mean…”

One pair of hands goes to your hips, and another on your shoulders. His slutty smirk softens a bit. “I mean it ya know. I can help you.”

You laugh awkwardly. “I can’t afford you~”

He rolls his eyes and pulls you into a hug. “What’s the point of having all these skills if I can’t even use them to help my best friend. Come on, let me be useful to ya, make you feel better.”

You squeeze him back. “…You wouldn’t hate it? I’m kinda messed up. I don’t want to make anyone deal with this shit… much less you.”

He pulls back to look in your eyes. “Hey, maybe it’ll be nice to go soft for once. I’ll take good care of ya. I promise. Maybe… we can work through our shit together, huh?”

You blush and give him a lopsided smile. “So… are you really okay with this whole… friends with weird benefits thing?”

“Fuck yeah, babe.”

[rei-comfort-zone]

Fun facts a about my oc Kyle that no one had ever ask me☆ :P

This guy at his 15/16 years had short hair, braces and acne problems and consider himself ugly asf, like way too much and lack of self love, my boy wasn't comfortable with his looks back in highschool [after he turned 18 he started letting his hair grow and dress his own way]

Also such an incel around girls but kinda gay with guys, like sir- being obssesed over the Muderdolls singers is NOT straight at all [Bisexual king]

Used to be the Eltingville's highschool mascot back in his years at the highschool, his geeky/weird and metal obssesions made him get the usual mocking as always but inside the silly suit he was more confident and kinda loved by students, specially since not a lot of them knew he was the guy behind the suit [fnaf reference]

First bisexual panic was exactly at highschool with a guy, the guy never knew that the school mascot had a crush on him [jock x weird guy trope but it turns out wrong and the weird guy end ups being resentful about teens enjoying life or hating every teen romance because he never had his own, yeah, that's Kyle]

His name is literally a South Park reference

Julie Powers reference too

Gets new piercings every time-to-time anytime I decide it, the most recent ones are the snake bites and the tonge piercing

Got banned from his first convention after going nuts for a Vampirella cosplayer, never went to a new one because he knows he might go nuts again

He loves goths or anyone that is cool in his eyes, just do something he can't do [like getting bitches/hj] and he would be impressed

He actually haves green eyes

Probably had babysit Bill and his siblings once or twice just to bother him or to get the money, acting sweet or even dressing way too opposite to his common style around Bill's mom but after she is gone he goes back to his usual self [monster house reference]

Haves a driving license but uses his mom's car

I'm kinda going for a small trope of Kyle's mom conveniently meeting Ash's father, my two silly ocs would be shocked by the idea of their own single parents getting together but Ash and Kyle would like the idea of becoming officially family [Sally face reference]

He is a walking Rodrick Heffley reference

[streamat4am]

Just got back to see how things were going here and the Eldritch Farm smut has ME going insane like not even on the dirty sense, Wednesday is an incomprehensible creature, things must get freaky FREAKY, and I don’t mean just the wings or claws or even the passing out, I mean the sex be causing full on lapses of sanity, unexplainable ripples on reality, as in, animals randomly dropping dead, like this is no petit morte, bitch this is the massive heat death of the universe, eldritch pussy this eldritch pussy that, my girl Enid is dancing the horizontal tango with Cthulhu’s hotter sister and she probably is like “oh I’m sorry I spaced out” except she was stuck like that for an hour looking at the goddamn wall 😭😭😭 and for Wednesday time is like, an illusion, so she is like “mhm hm”, Enid is having symptoms for PTSD but the P stands for pus— *Gets smacked*

Sex metaphors of devouring one another and “becoming one” are probably kinda literal (and not at the same time????), I’m loosing my goddamn mind these bitches don’t do the 69, these bitches do a fucking Ouroboros, actually, as far as I’m concerned they could just become a bunch of coiling snakes and give an accidental voyeur a heart attack and insanity for the rest of their natural life

Enid wholeheartedly thinks she's having the best sex in her life and sure she passes out like midway and when she looks at wednesday, her wife doesn't stare back sometimes but everything feels good (her mind trying to keep her sanity)

It doesn't help that she wakes up with Wednesday looking pleased asf in her arms so as far as enid knows, they had a good night

If someone were to peak in, they'd be driven to insanity because the thing on Enid?

That's not human

[blubushie]

Fave 🌻 flower, 🎲 board game and 🥦 veggie?

- Favourite flower?

Defo passionflowers!! Especially the purple passionflower, P. incarnata. They look like sea anemones if sea anemones were plants (which is hilarious because sea anemones THEMSELVES are named after the anemone flower...)

But if you mean plants in general, then the Undoolya wattle, Acacia undoolyana. :]

- Favourite board game?

Uh... Iunno, don't have one, I don't play board games much. Whatever one my therapist used to get me to open up and answer questions, I guess? It was like snakes and ladders if I recall, but there was two decks of cards, one of I think personal questions for me to answer, and one of personal questions for me to ask.

This is how I learnt that I actually really enjoy being asked questions and getting to answer them. It also developed a way for me to ask questions freely without there being an onus on me to come up with them. Eventually we forgoed the cards completely and any time I reached a card square she would ask me a question and I'd answer it because the trust had been built between us that made it acceptable. It made me more comfortable with allowing people to ask me personal questions without getting defensive or feeling attacked, and also established the basis of acceptable boundaries (because I can't have a boundary about EVERYTHING).

Plus it worked great for pulling me out of my head on bad days. Might not say a fucking word when I walk in, but as soon as those cards come out it's like I was talking on instinct. Well-trained dog. Didn't mind it though, worked great for helping me decompress and work through whatever I was feeling and vent whatever I needed to vent. It's hard to say "I'm sad and need to talk about this with someone" but it's easier when you land on an ask square and get asked plainly "Is there something bothering you? What is it? Why did it bother you?" And then have that feeling validated ("Yeah, I understand why that bothered you") and have it worked through by someone you trust ("That happened to me once, this is how I dealt with it...")

I'm unfortunately one of those people who bottles important things to high heaven and only bitches about mundane things that don't actually mean shit because bitching about shit with people is a good way to forge connections, said my therapist. So things that actually genuinely bother me or hurt me are just bottled and not spoken of unless I've made a bond with that person, and I don't really bond with people! Which means unless someone approaches the topic first I will probably just never say anything ever. This leads to explosive outbursts and is not healthy.

Anyway, I'm rambling. Wish I knew the name of the game.

This is all to say that this blog and letting me talk about shit and my life and how shit sandwich it is is kinda therapeutic in a way...

- Favourite veggie?

Uhhh broccoli! And asparagus. Fun fact I used to hate cauliflower because it looks Wrong (looks like bleached broccoli but doesn't taste like broccoli OR like bleach) but I had some that I made recently and I actually don't mind it? Downside it doesn't taste like jack shit. Bland as, only flavouring was the sauce it was in. Also had black olives in my salad recently and sucked it up and ate it anyway and they weren't too bad, couldn't even taste them really, so I'm not bothering with asking for no olives anymore!

Tomatoes can still go die in a hole though.

[Link to ask game.]

[felikatze]

ROLL CREDITS, 2!! oh hey the music bangs. did the knife ending have credits? i dont think it did.

anyway, throwing out my assumption that clover killed junpei in knife ending (also p sure clover kills people in axe ending, cuz i saw the cg from it once...?) so.

there's a tenth person on this ship hey whadda hell. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU. GET OVER HERE. LET ME LOOK AT YOUR FACE. BITCH.

whoever stabbed everyone here also did knife ending i'm p sure. so once the gang go thru the last set of doors whoever this is just goes "yup, time to kill."

either that ORRRR one of the two people who died previously (either snake or the ninth man) managed to fake their deaths by using like... a different corpse? would have to be snake since everyone could hear the ninth man explode, and they could only identify snake's body by the clothes...?

i mainly throw this into the ring as a theory cuz that's what ashe did in a route of witch's heart, lmao. forever iconic. "hey ashe is dead and sirius disappeared" ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT. that route was sooo fun.

anyway. time for playthru 3.

i did in fact look at an ending guide, just to have an idea of what gets me where. i made some tiny charts for myself of what i wanna do in what order, because my typical modus operandi for multi choice VNs is exhaust one path before going to the next, so i'd have done 5-7-6, then 5-7-3, then 5-7-2, then 5-8-6, so on and so forth, and once i'd hit repeat endings i would probably be furious. yah.

This run was 5-3-2, for the curious.

First:

5-7-6

Second:

5-3-2

Good on the chart i have for showing me p much only the last door choice matters outside two endings, and that door 3 locks u into door 2 automatically. door 3 is such an iconic choice for junpei tho, go king be manipulative. he is kinda a shit, especially since he rigs the vote for the last doors in the 8/7 path. fuckhead. fantastic.

[superdeluxeaverage]

Listening to brötzmann die like a dog ayler cd n its interesting it feels more well not chill LOL or laid back LOL but like idk a lil more lightweight n easier to digest than machine gun or all his bennink era type stuff like this one feels more overtly in line with jazz tradition which makes it interesting n his playing is a lil more idk "cool" n breezy which is interesting tho this album is a tribute to ayler so maybe thts why but i got the die like a dog box set so im gonna hear their work in order i wonder if it gets harsher but its idk a v nice thing to have :) i feel like a lil fucking bitch cause i kinda do think i like evan parker better like he does some rly interesting stuff on his solo sax albums n seems a lil more locked in in a sense where brötzmann kinda just pushes an insane energy out tho theyre both great im happy they collabed so early n theres still tons of brötzmann and evan parker stuff i havent heard yet i think machine gun is my fav free improv album but i rly love topography of the lungs and im p sure im loving the evan parker solo sax albums like especially the snake decides which is impossible to describe despite how crazy it sounds what pulls u in is how calming it gets and the patterns ur ears pull out like kinda in steve reich its gonna rain or six pianos where it stops sounding like the instrument/sound tht u kno it is n ur brain starts hearing like string quartets n shit. I also love amm im excited for when i listen to the crypt by amm again tht was great

[re-ikrmso]

IT’s THEM. THE BETCH. Ikari of the rp dm’s story! or the rpd!universe i guess cause thats what ive been tagging that stuff as lmao. On the left is thier “god” form and on the right is thier usual appearance. I do think that they would normally have black hair, but i wanted to make a large distinction for how i was drawing them so :D

 this is mainly me trying to draw out an actual design for them so if it doesnt stick dont be surprosed but i am kinda satisfied with the results XD it was a bitch trying to look for actual quotes from the actual rp though, a lot of the situations they’re in dont exactly warrant some of these expressions. 

//spoilers for some rp lore events below! idk why this matters i dont think im ever making like an offical comic for what happens but eh

Comments on lore references of drawings: 

1; upper left: mentioned //and spoiled in another post that they would eventually be given the role of god.// the problem is when you’re forced into the role, in a world you consider not yours, unable to change it...and you now have to protect it. Because you live there now, and the people you care about live there now. 

2; uppser right: they’re actually decently stacked in money. where’d they get it from? ask them yourself. (they steal shit. a lot of shit.)

3; lower left:  Appearance of a god form can be anything they want, but often representative or defaults to personal preference. But to be honest while doodling there was this design i thought was HELLA cool but i deleted it //sob// so i incorparated part of it here,which is thier “wings” (better demonstarted in the upper left). they’re wearing a shimmering cape that “bends” to form wings. I wanted to make it more indicative that they’re...”holier” ? whatever, that they’re now god or something, so i decided to add the things around thier wrist but it also doubles as them seeing thier role partly as imprisionment. 

also, why the red eyes? i wanted something to make it pop out, and i wanted to make thier eyes a dark brown so it matched out. though, there is that whole background element of not exactly human so :D also, why are one of thier ears white in the god form? they’re not, actually. but i thought it would be too awkawrd to fill it all in as black, so i left it unfilled 

4: lower right: i came up with the idea of a revival book wayyy before that plot came out on the dsmp, so don’t string me up for that. But yea, i figured i’d try and put SOME kind of design on it. I’m thinking that within lore of the rp, it could probably be used more than just revivals, but the characters pretty much only ever use it to revive people  :p To describe what’s on the cover, it’s a snake eating itself with a chaos mark in the background. oh yea. also YAYY I FINALLY MADE CHARCTER THAT HAS LIKE. EARS THAT ARE KINDA BLENDED IN WITH THIER HAIR OMG FINALLYYY. im so happy. also they are like. built like a twig they have no muscle whatsoever somebody feed them :(

other things on my mind abt them because i feel like it: 

 -Admittedly for how appalled they are at other people’s actions, a lot of what they do can be calling the kettle black, but oftentimes they are right that many people tend to get off scot free while they alone are punished (often unfairly in thier eyes)

-they dont take many things seriously and tend to miss out on....the tone of the sitaution, but this is often caused by them losing intrest in a situation, wanting to stay away from a situation, or being caught up in thier own turmoil/thoughts to display empathy or sympathy for others (...often due to thier friends or them being indirect or VERY direct victims of whatever is going on. often, but not always.)

 -they enjoy making bar drinks and thinks being a bartender is cool. they have great difficulty memorizing recipies but they are trying thier best

[lilyundertaker]

April bullies day 7 - Bunny in headlights

Pairing: bully!Shigaraki x reader;

Genre: college AU, smut, one-shot;

Warnings: physical violence, abuse, dub con, oral (f. receiving), fingering, vaginal penetration, anal penetration;

Synopsis: your brother gets beaten up by your drug-addicted classmate Shiggy and you offer to take on your little brother's punishment.

Note: Initially I thought of writing on one charachter per anime, but I kinda broke that rule for my friend Mandy, who simply adores Shigs, so if yalls like it say thanks to her ;)

Is it worth to sacrifice yourself for somebody that you hold most dear to your heart? Even though they might be a lost cause? Your brother was a drug addict, getting his dosages from your own classmate Tomura Shigaraki. You weren’t friends or anything with him, yet in times to come you’d get acquainted well enough.

You and your brother had working parents, who were more away on business trips than they were at home, so it always fell upon you to keep a watchful eye on your younger brother. The challenge stepped up its game once he turned 16 and began to actively hang around with older teenagers and thus got involved with drugs.

On multiple occasions you’d find him coming home blabbering none-sense, his eyes half-lidded, all his clothes wet from the pouring rain. You’d always do your best to get the wet articles of clothing off him and wrapping him up in a blanket, so he wouldn’t catch cold.

Unfortunately, your little brother had never found a real friend and once he couldn’t pay back the money for pills, he had asked from Shigaraki, he got beaten up. The wounds were so bad, that he needed four stitches for his right eye and after that you finally learned of the snake pit he had fallen into, all thanks to Tomura fucking Shigaraki.

The next day you thought of confronting him on ruining your brother but got cornered by him instead. He explained in great detail that due to your brother’s incapability to pay up, Shigs had lost a deal with a supplier, which ended up nearly crashing his whole business. “So, be a good little bunny, hop back to your house and tell that little bitch of a brother you got there to prepare for a beating every single day for the rest of the month.” He said in full seriousness.

And that’s where you finally came in. Knowing full well on how poor your brother’s current condition was, you offered yourself to be used as a punching bag instead. At first Shigaraki refused, stating that what use did he have of something as insignificant as you, but his friend Dabi whispered something in his ear and with a wide grin Shigaraki accepted your proposal.

The very next day it was beginning of hell. You hadn’t even reached your locker, when Shigaraki pushed you so hard that you crashed in them with full force, knocking the air out of your lungs. For a moment even your vision got fuzzy until you could make out his boots walking right past you.

After your 2ndperiod you sat down on a windowsill, writing some of your notes until Shigaraki grabbed you by the foot and flung you right off of it, landing a harsh kick to the ribs as soon as you landed on the floor. Just like the previous time, he again walked away.

For the next three breaks you were lucky enough to hide yourself away from him, but during the lunch break as you were walking up stairs back to your classroom from the cafeteria, you were stopped in your tracks by Shigaraki, who looked pissed as hell.

You put your palms in front of you in a protective stance and backed away, as if he’d see all the signs and magically stop. You wish!

“You little bitch! You were hiding from me, weren’t you?” he snarled at you angrily, his rage clear in the red of his eyes. His anger made you shiver out of fear. “Shigaraki, p-please, I-I was o-only…” you didn’t even know what to tell him, since he was fully right in his statement. What’s more, you had willingly offeredto take your brother’s punishment on yourself and he had merely agreed to this deal, which you had just broken.

With a hard shove you found yourself falling backwards and rolled all the way down to the bottom of the staircase. You had hit your head so hard upon the landing that it was bleeding, and your vision was so blurry that in a minute you were unconscious.

You didn’t hear Shigaraki’s shriek of regret as in few steps he jumped down right next to you and was cradling your body in the safety of his cold arms. He got you straight to the nurse’s office and explained that he had seen you slip and fall down the stairs. It didn’t take that much of a convincing really, since to anyone who might be at the scene not much suspicion could arise.

When you finally woke up you were in a bed that was twice smaller than the one at your own house. At first you considered being at a hospital or the nurses office, but in neither of those places could you imagine Shigaraki sitting comfortably in an armchair exhaling a puff of smoke.

You quickly rose up but were stopped by the rise of Shiggy’s hand. “Stop. No need to run away yet.” He said calmly. “First of all, you did take quite a hit back in school, and second, we still gotta figure out what to do about the fact that you chicken out from all that shit talk you gave me yesterday, that turned out to be an empty promise”.

Of course, he wouldn’t let you off the hook, just because he had hurt you a little bit more than he might’ve intended.

“I do apologize for underestimating my own strength, but now it seems that we’ll have to find an alternative way of payment.” He continued, rising up from his seat and walking closer to sit beside you on the bed.

You were clearly uncomfortable with the closeness between you two, but still tried to keep your cool up to the best of your abilities. “Wha-, what are you suggesting?” you asked. “Well, I’d be delighted if you’d become my little bunny.” He said fully amused. “Keeping me warm in this gloomy n cold house of mine.” At this point his eyes were fully on you and his hand had gone to surround your waist, making you release a shaky breath.

“A-and for h-how long do I have t-to do this?” you pried further on, hoping he’d stop his actions, but your question only seemed to intensify them as he relocated you to sit facing him on his lap.

“I guess a month would do, but…” he paused for a minute, trying to locate your breasts that were covered well by an oversized hoodie. “Knowing that you’re a dealbreaker, I’ll be extending your sentence till the end of this school year.” And with that his hands slipped under the hoodie and cupped your breast that were secured by a bra. Unwittingly you released a moan, which made Shigaraki giggle like a silly child, but in the end you confirmed his demand with a simple fine, trying to sound as uninterested as possible. But Shigaraki knew full well how much it bothered you.

In a heartbeat he threw you on your back and found his way on top of you, pressing a half-gentle, half-hurried kiss on your lips, before situating them on your neck and littering your skin with love bites.

Out of reflex your hand gripped his body, feeling all tensed up from the minor pain he inflicted on your neck. As if feeling sorry, he licked all of the marking with his tongue, soothing the reddened skin, before he took off your hoodie and your bra.

He continued his marking sessions with your breasts – easily putting one in his mouth and roughly sucking on your nipple, whilst the other got fondled by his hand. He lightly pulled on the hard bud, which forced yet another moan out of you, which in chain reaction went straight to his hardening cock.

You could feel his hardness trying to break free from the restraints oh his pants and out of curiosity you brushed your hand over his growing bulge. It earned you a sudden tug at your nipple, making you squeak out from the sudden pain. But Shigaraki, not paying much mind to it got to work on your other breast, marking it feverishly with his love bites.

He kissed a wet trail down your stomach and got to your lower clothing, which found it’s way at the pile with your hoodie and your bra. For a short moment he stepped away to discard his own clothes and was back in his original spot, but this time his face was able to meet your bare cunt.

“Suck a pretty pussy you got there bunny.” He praised you before parting your lover lips and dipping his fingers into your wetness. “Oh, I bet you’re gonna take me so well!” he mused before licking your cunt with the flat of his tongue and giving it long, sensitive licks.

You found it hard to keep your legs parted, so you closed them up, crushing Shigaraki’s face between your plush, soft thigs. “Bunny, it’s hard to eat when you’re shying yourself away from me. Please do better for me, ok?” he purred and attached his face back at your sopping pussy, that seemed to have heated itself by 1000 degrees.

From all the foreign sensations you received, your legs were shaking and out of desperation you gripped his hair with your hand, whilst the other was digging into his wrinkled blanket.

“Fuck!” you nearly shouted out, when Shigs finally entered you with his long cold fingers, the low temperature greatly contrasting with the heat of your womanhood. You couldn’t bare his torment any longer and before you knew it, you were cumming hard on his fingers, breathing heavily and nearly choking on your saliva.

“Aaaaw, you came too soon bunny.” He cooed. “That leaves me somewhat disappointed, so a punishment should be in order.” He declared, before turning you to lay on your stomach an raising your hips in air to meet his.

At that moment you had a slight idea of what he was about to do, but nothing prepared you for the coming pain.

Shigarakismeared some of your juices on his cock, giving it a few pumps before drilling it slowly into your anus. You screamed at the top of your lungs from the painful intrusion and tried your best to crawl away from him, but his grip on your hips was solid and unreluctant to let you leave.

With a harder push he finally sheathed himself fully inside you and considered staying still for a while, but your tightness got the best of him and he began to thrust in and out of you in a fast pace. He forced your head in the pillow to muffle some of your cries, waiting patiently for you to stop sobbing and filling the space with moans of his own. But the moment never came. Instead he felt himself to be building up on orgasm and in a few more thrusts he came inside of your tight asshole, falling on top of you and crushing your body into the bed.

Shigaraki breathed heavily as he got on your side and gently cradled your body in his still cold embrace. “Shhhh, there’s no need to cry now bunny, the punishment’s already over.” He said calmingly and gave her shoulder a few light kisses. “Now it’s the time for the good part.” He said all excited again.

“The, the what part?” you muttered out before you were rolled back on your back and Shigaraki was once again on top of you. “I promise you’ll like this a great deal little bunny.” He assured, before easily entering your slick walls all the way in in one go. You received his intrusion with a loud moan as it truly felt good, just as Shigs had promised. This time there was no need to be going slow, as you were comfortable with him using this hole instead of the other one.

Shigaraki very soon increased his pace, which was met by only louder moans. He kissed you full on the lips and allowed his tongue to dominate your own, explore every single inch of your mouth and suck on your tongue.

Your hands consensually wrapped themselves around Shigaraki’s upper half, one hand massaging his scalp, which cause Shigaraki to moan in your mouth, while the other left scratch marks on his back.

“Fuck, that’s right bunny, trace those nails well! Wanna see your marks in the morning.” He said proudly. Shigaraki hit your g-spot, making all of your body to squirm in his grip, “Yes Tomura, right there!” you moaned. The use of his first name awakened something feral in Shigaraki and as soon as the word left your mouth, he was holding your legs tight and drilling in your hole like a wild animal in a rut.

“Say that again, bunny. Say my fucking name again!” he demanded loudly. You obliged with another Tomura, although this time your breath was shakier as he was going harder on you.

It took good 10 minutes, before Shigaraki finally came for a second time and you followed him on the second after. He fell besides you and scooped you into his embrace once again. “My good little bunny.” He whispered as he buried his nose in your hair. “I doubt I’ll ever let you break away from me.” He said with a smile on his face before tucking the two of you beneath the blankets and dozing off to sleep with you.

[cerosin-bis]

Can u do krueger headcanons? (Only if you have the time)💕😸

Oh hell yeah. I was hoping for this ask from day one ngl 😂 Thanks anon. With great pleasure!! TL;DR: Sebastian Krueger is not right in the head. At all.

His bio implies (without confirming) that he may have killed his parents + offed civilians while deployed. I think both are true.

Some have a resting bitch face, Krueger has a resting smirk.

Freeloader in his youth. grew up in Austria, but spent a lot of time in Germany in his teens and early adulthood. Underground/techno scene, free parties in the mountains near the border, all that stuff.

Gets along super well with Syd. They're besties.

The only other operator who fights as dirty as Krueger does in hand-to-hand combat is Wyatt, and both have more common points that one could imagine (the Deranged© and "exceptionally good with a knife" ones)

Hypoalgesia. Abnormally high tolerance to pain (and cold) (he's never cold. ever.)

Weirdly picky about cigarettes. He only smokes Camel (and weed; the only thing that makes him sleep for longer than 4-hour patches)

Never passed his driving license, he provided a fake one upon joining Chimera. Nikolai knows but pretends he doesn't.

Complete control freak - but to the difference of others he doesn't even have to try. He exerts control effortlessly about p much anything and anyone. He blends in, always knows what to say and ppl tend to listen to him (please don't.)

Genuinely enjoys seeing drama unfold. He likes being the centre/cause of drama, too. He knows he can get away with anything.

In short, definitely some, if not all psychopathic traits. Lack of empathy, very smart, efficient, blunt yet people are drawn to him.

Bonus about the KSK pre-MW19 incident and other gratuitous stuff:

In Remanence, I didn't write it for the sake of making the story a bit easier to narrate, but in my headcanon Hans (Golem) helped Krueger escape KSK custody while being 99% sure that Krueger was NOT innocent. You can read abt that in this fic. He helped him despite his morals, despite learning that he befriended (and maybe more) a dude that was lying abt his entire life up to his own fucking name. He helped him without even having Krueger ask. Hans didn't need to be manipulated or gaslit, he just felt he had to help but didn't know why. I have a fic about their shared past here!

Him and Syd (besties) have a matching nipple piercing.

Rattlesnake (or ouroboros) tattoo around his right thigh. Kinda like Grinch's but it's a snake.

According to the approximate deduced timeline from his bio, he'd have killed his parents around ages 24-26 🥶 so this is what I hc too LOL

[pinkteapotwriting]

Prove yourself

Wolfstar x Fem!reader

Warning : Smut minors dni, mommy kink dom!reader, Sub! Remus and Sirius,degradation, praise

Word count : 1033

dom!fem! reader with sub remus and sirius 👀👀👀

How about some wolf star x reader where they watch porn together and then decide to make their own? So basically just smut 😅 Also it’s totally ok if you don’t write this, just a suggestion

Alright so I kinda just combined these two requests. I did not proof read this so if you find any mistakes idc lol

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“Come on Rem, she’ll be back soon. You can hold off a bit longer.”

Remus decided to put the emphasis on the bit. You loved to get them riled up, push them to the very edge only to reel them back like you weren’t the person who put them there. And you could be oh so creative. Sirius had tried to push you to the edge, but you knew how to put him in his place. You’d been edging him for three days, while treating Remus like your perfect angel (cause he was). You had Sirius begging, begging, for some release and you were feeling benevolent.

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“Aw does my poor baby want to cum?”

“Please Y/N I’m sorry, I’ve been good. I’ll be good. M’sorry M’so sorry.”

You could only grin at the pathetic creature below you. He liked to pretend he wasn’t, that he didn’t belong to you, but it was all too easy to remind him.

“Alright love, I’ll give you the chance to prove yourself.”

You walked past him and his barrage of thank yous and turned on the T.V., and instantly Sirius and Remus’s heads snapped to the sound of a high pitched moan coming from it. You turned your attention to Remus, who was naked leaning against the headboard, obediently waiting for your instructions. You could tell he liked the video, the sight of a beautiful girl riding a well endowed man, facing him so he had full access to her breasts. You chose this video specifically knowing Remus was partial to that position for that very reason.

“She’s pretty, isn't she Remmy?” 

“Uh huh, b-but not as pretty as you Mommy.”

“Aw that’s sweet of you to say sweetheart. Why don’t you touch yourself for Mommy?”

“Yes mommy, thank you mommy.”

You ignored Sirius’s needy whines coming from the floor beside the bed where you left him on his knees.

“Sirius says he wants to be a good boy like you, wanna help me let him?”

Remus nodded eagerly while you cupped his cheek, leaning into your soft touch.

“Whatever you want baby. Alright Siri, I have some things I need to do, but you hop up on the bed beside Remus.” you tried not to chuckle as he eagerly climbed on. “You and Remmy are gonna watch this video while I’m gone okay, and Remus can touch himself, but you aren’t allowed. If Remus can hold off before the video is done, you can cum, but if he can’t you don’t get to, understood.”

Sirius gulped and nodded. You pressed a kiss over his and Remus’s troubled brow.

“And don’t even think about lying to me there’s a camera right there so mommy can watch her own video later. How bout you take over for him now Siri?”

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“Please, please just wait a bit longer. I wanna cum so bad.”

“M-me too.”

“I know, but I have an idea. I bet Mommy would reward you for holding off. Bet she’d ride you, and let you touch her. Don’t you wanna touch Mommy?”

“Y-yeah.”

“Then wait, just a bit longer.”

You were just outside the door. Battling between satiating your own dripping desire on Remus or listening to them both squirm. But your mind was made up as soon as you heard Remus let out the neediest whine. 

“Sirius stop!”

You turned off the T.V. and smirked at the camera recording beside it, excited for the chance to see their pretty faces you had missed on the other side of the door. Your eyes raked over Remus’s trembling body, from is dampened forehead to his trembling legs, absolute perfection.

“Such a good boy waiting for Mommy, don’t worry darling I’ll take care of you now. What does my precious baby want, hmm?”

“Mommy, please. Wanna make you feel good, please ride me.”

“Alright love, Siri you hold on a bit longer I need to help this sweet boy first.”

“Yes Ma’am.”

You were quick to remove your clothes and straddle his waist.

“M-mommy please.”

“It’s alright I got you baby.”

Remus threw his head back in a soundless moan as you sank down on him. The feeling of your wet heat enveloping him perfectly had him rutting into you uncontrollably. Just when you were about to try to settle him down he was sitting up and wrapping his arms around you, pressing your chest to his eager mouth. Normally you’d chastise him for touching you without permission, but the look of pure and utter lust on Sirius’s face was much too amusing, and besides, it did feel pretty damn good. So damn good in fact you were already close to climaxing. You just needed that one extra push, so you snaked your hand down to rub your own clit. You were glad that the camera was still recording.

“Such a good boy, M’gonna cum, wanna cum with me sweetheart?”

“P-please. Yes Mommy you feel so good.”

You moved to plant open mouthed kisses along his neck as you felt him shudder beneath you, but him being your perfect angel he didn’t stop thrusting until you had your head thrown back, digging your nails into his shoulders. You peppered some kisses across the bridge of his nose before allowing him to collapse against the pillows. Your eyes met Sirius’s passing him a lay, blissed out grin, but it quickly turned into a frown of bewilderment as you looked at the cum running down his cock and stomach. 

“What the fuck is this? I didn’t even see you touch yourself and you came like a pathetic little bitch watching me ride Remus?”

“I-I didn’t mean to. I couldn’t hold it, it sounded so pretty.”

You huffed at his arrogance.

“Fine, you like cumming so bad? I’m going to make you cum till it hurts, till there’s nothing left. And even then I might not let you off the hook. Remmy you go grab the camera while I clean Sirius off, I don’t think we’re done with it yet.”

You knew you were in for quite the night as Sirius writhed under the firm grasp you had on his cock.

Yep, definitely a good call on the camera.

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Not sure how I feel about this one, but I hope y’all enjoy regardless <3

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