#hcs!

[ricegobbler]

Hi I happy your open can you do the tfp cons react to finding a pod full of sparkling I head canon them to be small and squishy like mashmellows and cute noises like squeaks and beeps I love sparkling so much they are so cute

TFP Cons react to sparklings in a pod!!

FIRST OFF TY FOR REQUESTING!!

SECOND I LOVE THIS REQUEST. THE EVIL CONS AND SOME CUTE LIL BABIES IS THE BEST THING EVER. unless Airachnid gets to them.

ANYWAYS, ENJOY!!! ILYSM<333

Warnings‼️: mention of death, and other than that it’s just some sparklings aching the cons sparks😈

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It was a normal routine on the Nemesis. Soundwave was doing some work, Starscream was probably plotting something to overthrow Megatron, Shockwave was just in his lab doing who knows what, Knockout and Breakdown were prob making out in the medbay, Dreadwing was walking around the Nemesis, Predaking was just planning to kill Starscream, Airachnid? Idfk. And Megatron was prob smoking dark energon in his berth

Just then, Soundwave picked up a signal of a pod that had crash on earth. Megatron sent Starscream and Knockout to go check it out, seeing the two come back with a pod full of sparklings.

wuh oh.

Megatron:

-is kinda disappointed bc he thought there’d be something useful inside, although new sparklings means new soldiers, so it wasn’t that bad.

-he quickly ordered knockout and breakdown to check up the little ones tand wanted results soon after. (He wanted to know if they were in good condition for fighting in the future)

-he’d probably order some vehicons to make some type of room to care for the sparklings. And yes he’d keep them. Why? Well, not only does he want them for the future, but there’s a war happening. He doesn’t want anything to happen to them☹️

-after some time the sparklings had arrived he saw one all alone just in the halls of the Nemesis. He was confused, but he just picked up the thing and as soon as he did it beeped at him, smiling afterwards and started to play with his digits.

Sparkling giggling and playing with one of Megatrons digits.

“Frag..” Megatron sighed.

-after that encounter let’s just say there would be atleast a couple of sparklings taken by the warlord. (He wants to tell them stories of cybertron and his past)

-sometimes you could catch him holding a sparkling or two while ordering some vehicons to do stuff. (He doesn’t scream at them though, they’re lucky a sparkling is near💀)

Starscream:

-he hated them. Hate hate hate hate.

-why? One of them spat on him 💀

-at first he thinks they’re gross and useless. Like, he doesn’t want gross babies around the ship during a war.

-sometimes when he’s ordered to take care of some he’d make some vehicons (Steve) to take care of them instead. He doesn’t have time for gross creatures.

-one day Starscream saw one of the sparklings in his berth, it was left by Steve(he still loves the sparklings, he just got tired of Starscreams bs)

-this specific sparkling was one that was able to at least mutter some things out. So next thing you know, Starscream is telling the sparkling to repeat after him💀

“Repeat after me, little one. ‘Lord starscream’” The sparkling just babbled and giggled at him while he huffed in slight annoyance.

-after that he’d still atleast a couple of sparklings from others just to teach them words like, “lord Starscream” or “master Starscream.” He wants them to know he’s gonna be the lord one day😭

-the more he took them the more they grew to him. Sometimes he’d just take some just bc he wants something to snuggle with after getting his aft kicked by Megatron.

Knockout:

-same reaction as Starscream. But he doesn’t hate hate them, he’s just a little grossed out bc they’re babies (he was rlly grossed out when one spat on Starscream, but it was funny)

-When Megatron ordered him and Breakdown to take care of some he instantly gave them to Breakdown. He doesn’t want anything happening to his paint🙄

-after a while, Breakdown eventually made Knockout to hold one. As soon as Breakdown gently gave it to Knockout, it snuggled into his chassis and smiled up at him. His spark ached. It wasn’t so anything disgusting, it was just snuggling with him.

Sparkling cooing at him with a smile while Knockout started processing his thoughts.

“Hm. You’re cuter and more behaved than I thought..” He mumbled.

-after that the more Megatron would order him and Breakdown to take care of them he is more than happy to. He loves them now. He wouldn’t steal them since he sees them everyday. (They’re babies wondering on a war ship, they’re gonna get hurt🤷🏻‍♀️)

-he’d tell them stories of his races, sometimes he’d lie and say he’d win the races he’s actually lost at💀 he’d also rant to them about drama stories or horror movies he’s watched at the drive in theaters, in return he’d get some giggles and babbles and he loved it<3

Breakdown:

-he LOVES them.

-at first though he was confused, and a little scared. He didn’t wanna step on any of them, they’re so small he has to make sure of his surroundings 😢

-when Megatron first ordered him and Knockout to take care of them he was excited, still nervous tho. When Knockout gave all of them to him he was ecstatic.

-he’d play with them, show them around the Medbay, make them laugh, like omfg he can do this with our babies too ykyk. (IM JPJPJPJP. maybe.)😓

Breakdown just holding a sparkling.The sparkling playing with his digits and giggling. *cue happy tears* </3

-he loves talking to them, he just says random things and they just listen closely. He loves Knockout, but it’s good to talk to someone else in the Medbay too yk?

-He wouldn’t really steal any sparklings since he’d see them everyday either way. (Again, Babies on a war ship.) He loves them very much even if he’s able to crush them☺️

Soundwave:

-he was a little confused, why was there sparklings just in a random pod? Could they all have a carrier? What’s happening.

-he honestly didn’t mind tho since there’s a war happening and sparklings cannot survive in war conditions.

-when Megatron first ordered him to take of some he was more than willing to.

Sparklings giggling while they’re in his tentacles as he works-

-ok. Yeah. He doesn’t know the best way to take care of them, so he just lets them rest in his tentacles while he does work.

-but he’d eventually do more like flash them smiley faces on his visor, play some shows like MLP. (Megatron was caught watching MLP with them once-) and he’d even let them mess with laserbeak. He’s pretty gentle with them, he’s just gotta do work to ykyk.

-when some can’t sleep he’d walk around the Nemesis with one and let them hear recordings he’s taken to make them sleep in his arms. (He’d play like lullabies🥹)

Shockwave:

-he thought it was illogical they were there. I mean, war times, hello????

-he didn’t gaf abt their presence. He’s busy in his lab doing stuff (to me) Jk!!

-But when the day Megatron ordered him to at least take care of one he acted differently towards the little ones.

Sparkling just watching him work, “what is it that your optics are looking at..?” Shockwave asked, the sparkling just giggled at him. Making his spark ache a bit, all he said was, “illogical answer.” 💀

-honestly, it’s nice having someone else in the lab other than himself. Sometimes he’d get to show them how some projects work and see the little reactions he gets from the sparkling(s) (dw the projects r like safer ones)

-he’d make them little stuff too in case they ever get bored while he works. And he’d make little goggles for their optics in case of danger.

-Although, it’ll take him a while to act like this to them. He’s not used to acting so differently around others, especially sparklings. (It’s been a while, give him a lil break-) But he’ll definitely warm up to them dw<3

Dreadwing:

-MY NUMBER 1😍😍😍😍😍

-at first he felt awful. Seeing little sparklings in a pod during war ached his spark. He was like one of the only Decepticons on the ship that still had some good in him.

-when Megatron ordered him to take care of some he did so right away. Not just bc he was loyal to Megatron, bc he wanted to actually care for them.

Sparkling(s) just sleeping in his arm while snoring softly. “I’ll protect you no matter what..” Dreadwing mumbled.

-love this man.😢

-he doesn’t want them to go through anything, especially after the loss of his twin brother. Losing him was enough, losing these sparklings who haven’t even gone through much of life yet would hurt his spark even more.

-he’d cradle them, cuddle, literally anything that’s good. He’d take them from Starscream tbh, he doesn’t want Starscream rotting their brains with dumb bs.

-He’d also take some from others when they’re not looking bc he loves them sm.

-sometimes you could catch him under a pile of them while just smiling or chuckling. (Ima marry this man omfg. HES ALIVE TO ME.😒)

Predaking:

-confused. What’s a sparkling?

-when he’s told what they are he’s a little scared of them. He’s like a cat scared of a little puppy. 😭

-but when Megatron assigned him to take one he instantly warmed up.

Sparkling crawling around and Predaking in his alt just sniffing it. Once the sparkling sneezed he flinched a bit but he loved its small cute beep sound. “You’re mine now.”

-he’d carry some almost everywhere. He’d also give them little ride when he’s in his alt mode. Like he’d let them hop on from his wings and like fly around, not to high though. He’d fly like the perfect height for them.

-you could also catch this dude stealing some sparklings, ending up with him behind buried in them while he rests in his alt.

-he’d especially take some from Starscream and teach them to say nasty things abt him. He’d growl at anyone (mainly Starscream) who tries stealing one from himself.

Airachnid:

-HATES THEM.

-literally she is the last Megatron would assigned the sparklings to. ACTUALLY NO. I DONT EVEN THINK HE WOULD ASSIGN ANY TO HER AT ALL. (I’m sorry Airachnid lovers, it’s the truth tho)

-if she even had the chance she’d probably just leave them. Or fucking eat it.

-although if she’s in her era where she spares the sparklings then she’d probably just feed them and that’s it. Like nothing else.

“Hm. Take this cube, young one.” She said, then walking away from the sparkling who had a confused face.

-other than that they’re dead. She’s eating them for dinner.

Bonus:

Most likely to least to steal the sparklings:

Dreadwing

Predaking

Starscream

Soundwave

Megatron

Shockwave

Breakdown

Knockout

Airachnid

(Like I said before, knockout and breakdown wouldn’t rly steal them since they see them mostly everyday in the medbay, that’s why they’re low)

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I was supposed to post this yesterday but bc my draft didn’t save I had to start over 😁 (I was so mad)

ANYWAYS HOPE YALL LIKED IT!! REQUESTS R STILL CLOSED!

ALSO TY FOR ALL THE REQUESTS BTW, IM TRYING TO FINISH RHEM ALL SO IM SORRY IF IT TAKES LONG :(

ILY ALL!!!<333

[messycunt]

Ohh! Me me!! I have a question!!! Which one of the TW boys do you think would be a one-pump chump, if any?

(For those who don't know, a one-pump chump is a person who lasts an incredibly short time in bed)

-👅

cw: nsfw obv

deuce - self explanatory i think but if it wasn't obvious enough; over eager, super horny and inexperienced teenage boy. He has the potential to build up high stamina over time I feel like.

ruggie - doesn't take alot to get him going, he gets overstimulated easily and whines and whimpers when he does. How long he lasts depends but he busts his quickest if you're riding him or sucking him off. He's got a short refractory period and will eat ass if asked so I think it balances out!

azul - not used to being touched in general let alone intimately and is therefore hypersensitive to it.

epel - another inexperienced one. the type to talk the big talk but would cum in his pants if you kissed him w tongue.

idia - loser gamer boy cums the second he's halfway way in sorry.

[randomspagetti]

Watchercao doodles + some body hcs ^^

((SLIGHT NUDITY (nothing inappropriate)))

((🍝Note: Please don't be weird in the comments, this is meant for reference and to show off my hcs, along with that my account is not 18+ so underage people can see what you type))

Some hcs ^^

Dark Cacao:

Dark Cacao has a bit of loose skin around his stomach area from when he was bedridden due to Dark Chocos attack. He had tried hard to work it off but obviously loosing a lot of weight can and will lead to some loose skin

Cacao has a multitude of scars but most of the injuries he'd sustained that would scar had been fixed by his souljam, meaning he doesn't have as many as he should

Dark Cacao is very tall at a whopping 6'5"! While this may seem impressive it has only led him to bumping into door frames and neck strain from looking down. The ancients often joke about the fact he has hit his head on multiple shop signs

Cacao sort of struggles to grow hair due to his genetics so he tries to avoid shaving at all costs, lest his 5000 years of work be for naught

Second Watcher (Coffee Roll):

Coffee Roll has an impressive amount of upper body strength, he didn't become first watcher at one point for nothing! He can carry Cacao, easily pick up people who need help, and can lift extremely heavy bricks

Coffee sustained his eye injury by getting hit with a stray arrow, while it took a long time to get back from, he slowly worked his way to get better

It took him quite a long time to get top surgery ('non-life threatening' surgeries are very difficult to undergo given the constant state of the citadel) it took him until he was 31, with him being on a waiting list for 5 years

I imagine his hair is type 3b but he can't really keep up haircare with his duties so he more often than not just ignores it and ties it up

Coffee Roll has more of that "dad bod" due to the fact he was off work for 10 years being the main parent to their kids, he's had a lot of insecurity with it but Cacao has tried his best (in his own idiotic uncommunicative way) to show SW he doesn't care and loves him regardless

[tenma-tsukasa-official]

//have my hc to how tsukasa types

He seems like the kinda guy to use proper grammer and spelling. Like. He uses complete scentances with capitals and punctuation. Or it's in all caps.

So his messages in all lowercase are extremely rare and if he does that, he's either tired, seriously threatening someone, or a secret third option that's probably concerning.

[the-everlasting-one]

EVE. EVELYN. MAY I CALL YOU EVELYN???

Listen listen, I want to know if your Russian Empire was like, high class (like a noble or sumn) or low class

Sure, I don’t mind Evelyn!

Being a large and powerful country’s countryhuman, he was treated like an aristocrat. He had a huge home, servants, everything he ever could’ve wanted.

But as an average countryhuman, he also felt like the majority of his people. Despite being a part of the aristocracy, he had a constant worry of having enough materials to survive. This made him pretty protective over what he had, like food.* Maybe a bit too protective.**

*His stomach always felt hollow, even after he ate.

**Starving kids. Big oof.

[noodles-and-tea]

[wolfythewitch]

Henry Clerval and the creature

[eydilily]

(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.

[aniisol]

mumbo thinks he could beat most the irl hermits in a fistfight. okay. let's see. welcome back, my name is grian and today we're all gathered here to kick off a brand new life series in the middle of this actual forest

[demonicsuffrage]

The justice league sees Batman periodically updating a database of his, at the oddest of times, and naturally they think it's got something to do with his contingency plans or a dataset about the Gotham rogues, but in reality it's just him keeping record of his many children's changing tastes

Superman: Woah, he's writing down with such concentration, wonder what could be in there, maybe a new villain in Gotham?

Bruce, writing: "Dick has refused his favourite Pb&J five mornings in a row. Delete from favourites. Ask for new favourite food."

"Jason didn't seem as Eager to read the new book by his favourite author, put it in neutral category."

"Tim chose a green shirt instead of a red one at the mall today. More research needed."

"Cass listened to arctic monkeys on repeat this week. Update to favourites."

"Duke expressed an interest in slam poetry and called band practice lame. Put poetry in favourites and band in neutral."

"Damian watched Bluey for a total of 50 hours this week. Update to favourites."

[applecidersstuff]

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.

[messycunt]

What if the diasomnia boys heard their handler admit they prefer almond milk over hucow milk along with their handler admitting that they’re not allergic thus only liking it because of the taste? What if they know their handler tried their milk before? Would they get jealous?

cw: hybrids(hucows), male lactation

malleus:

I mentioned this in a batch of hcs I have yet to finish and post so ill say it here too: I imagine malleus being the type to be very close to his handler and follow them around even during non work related tasks. So he would have noticed early into your employment how you have almond milk with your cereal in the morning and never eat things like yogurt or sour cream.

though it not being an allergy and simply a preference was a bit surprising to him. ESPECIALLY if you had tried some of his before knowing you have an unlimited supply right in front of you. maybe, he proposes, its just because you tasted it from a cold glass and not warm and right from the source. but that's an easy fix and he doesn't at all mind.

lilia:

really? you prefer that over his own? that he produces so lovingly? he couldn't possibly understand why. surely something so heavily processed and watery couldn't taste half as good as his rich and subtly sweet milk but whatever suits your preference. it's not as if he's jealous or anything of the sort that would be silly.

just don't be surprised when your almond milk cartons turn up missing the day after you bought them and replaced by a glass jar full of pink tinted milk and a little bat sticker for a seal.

silver:

honestly? probably the most normal about it. he's just genuinely curious as to why and how. he knows of people that will come half way across the country to have just a taste of the milk produced by the cows of this farm and you have access to it for free and don't really care all that much? strange. would probably just ask you to try some of it for himself, down the glass with a hum, think about it for a second and then never bring it up again.

sebek:

why would you tell him that? like actually he's never going to stop pestering you about it until you change your mind. sure you've tried his and silvers milk but maybe it's because you never had anything made by malleus and that's why! yes it must be.

good luck getting him off your back

[valdrift]

this joke has definitely been done before but it'll never not be funny to me ✌️

[spocks-husband]

In Bruce's phone, he keeps the contact photos for all his kids as their baby pictures (or the closest approximation that he has).

Dick's is a photo of him when he'd first designed his Robin costumes, smiling ear to ear as he proudly showed off his first hand-sewn prototype.

Jason's is a picture Alfred got of the boy sitting on Bruce's shoulders while they went over a case.

Tim is him fast asleep in the middle of taking notes on his first real mission (he wanted to impress Bruce really bad).

Damian is a polaroid he got from Talia of him when he was about a year old, teething on a mango seed as he sat on the floor of his mother's room.

Cass is entirely blacked out except for her big bright eyes that can be seen in the darkness-- Bruce thinks it's the cutest photo ever.

Even Babs has hers set to a photo of her with her first computer, grinning happy as she probably hacked into a federal database somewhere. He got that photo from Jim.

Likewise, of course, Alfred's (very bareboned) smartphone that he barely uses has Bruce's contact set with a photo of him playing in the snow as a little boy.

[beebfreeb]