#the smug asshole
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜
@pctentialbreakupsong
The relief Cassian felt at seeing a familiar face in London was immeasurable. He'd been trapped here for almost a gods damned year, and he was running out of hope of ever finding his way back to Prythian. It would have been harder seeing one of the Night Court and knowing they were likely just as stuck as he was, but Beau had more experience living in the human world. It didn't mean they'd find a way back, but it was reassuring not to be completely alone.
If they also had a bit of revenge business tucked into that agenda, well, the Illyrian was fully capable of multi-tasking. It had always hit him wrong that someone had taken Beau's wings and gone unpunished for it. Cassian had been forced to live without them for a time after Hybern, and it wasn't something he'd like to revisit. Being earthbound was hell for him, far more than being confined to a single, human city (although that was starting to climb the charts). Carrying out justice on someone else's behalf was practically in the General's job description. He'd be glad to help his friend pay back an old debt.
Research was admittedly not a place where Cassian excelled. He could do war strategy and fighting techniques for days, and he'd even started to be a little fond of Nesta's filthy romance novels, but his brain had a tendency to check out of anything it found too boring. Paging through dusty old tomes for ways back to the fae realm wasn't his idea of a good time.
Testing said spells, on the other hand, was right up his alley, not least of which for the possibility that it could go terribly, terribly wrong and send him somewhere worse than this. Or kill him. "Nothin' about this place is like old times, buddy. Magic's been hit or miss for me here." He paused to recheck the symbol he was painting on the floor. Cassian wasn't known for being cautious, but this was Amren-level shit. He didn't fancy being turned inside out or sent to a Hel dimension.
#chat: beau#pctentialbreakupsong#london!verse#no need to match#he doesn't talk to me for a month and then comes back with a novella#the smug asshole#anyway#let me know if this doesn't work! <3
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
in light of tmagp28
#art zone#magprotocol#tma#GOD!!!!!#OKAY!!!!!!!!!!#we’ve never been this back its so over#my two nosy smug asshole sons#take these doodles for now bc im seeing if i have the strength for a full comic#tmagp spoilers
895 notes
·
View notes
Text
Pocket hoshinyas! From this morning but colored in a lil bit (th idea is mainly from th kn8 discord, thank u all for fueling this lmao)
#kaiju no. 8#kn8#kaiju no. 8 manga spoilers#kn8 manga spoilers#hoshina soshiro#hoshina soichiro#look#i love them. the antagonizing sibling relationship is REALLY FUN TO ME#theyre both so scrungly and also fully capable of being assholes HSDJGHDG#both of them smug but soichiro has older brother privilage of i can out smug you by bullying you HSDJGHDG#this is basically a sketch oughgh#i need to get better at coloring orz#wellp#artfight is about to beat my entire ass so#WE'LL SEE HOW MUCH KN8 BRAINROT I CAN HOLD OFF UNTIL IT LIKE#SEEPS INTO MY ARTFIGHT LMAO#i found a few kn8 ocs i wanna draw on there. i am comin for ur asses
435 notes
·
View notes
Text
Seeing Adam smile at Lute really hurts when you realize that she might have been the only woman he fully trusted after Lilith and Eve happened. Til the very end, Lute had always stayed loyal to him even when he's about to die, it probably felt nice to him.
#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel#you see when an asshole character shows something other than smugness and being a prick it makes me feel something
515 notes
·
View notes
Text
He’s antagonising Dead End [ x ]
#the link is to how he’s tormenting the little guy. but replace dog with cat#I’m just sketching to get back into the groove#smug asshole. I’m going to throw cinder blocks at him#maccadam#transformers#tf astrotrain
113 notes
·
View notes
Text
Oh my god Smug, ref sheet be upon thee
Yea I finally remembered I have like 3 SMG4 oc's and not just one and a half, I'd love to do more with him at some point but for now, take my beautiful scam artist. If you stay in a room with him for 5 minutes you either walk out of there broke, or he dies, there's no middle ground.
#mango art#smg4oc: smug#smg4oc#I HATE HIMMMMMMMM RIPS OUT ALL HIS STUFFING LIKE A DOG TOYYYY!!!!!!!!#My beautiful unloved asshole of a son. he brings me nothing but anguish. maybe this is why he's the way he is /j
114 notes
·
View notes
Text
T H E M
Just me and my snookums:
Just my wife and I:
#alastor hazbin hotel x reader#alastor hazbin x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#alastor x reader#not Alastor being smug#about the fact that his wife#is a total babe#and not y/n being#totally smitten#with a fucking asshole#T H E M#power couple fr#Foaming at the mouth for them#alastor: jealous??#Vox: NO#he is
671 notes
·
View notes
Text
oh yeah... redrew my older pines designs + also gideon is here because I like him and will inflict him on everyone. probably in their early 20s here, I didnt think too hard about the specifics. also some headcanons
dipper started testosterone finally so he's got the classic 'shitty little puberty stache' and also hes breaking out w acne bit. wears a lot of denim on denim. him and wendy swap hats every summer its their tradition. he has a bomber jacket with lots of alien and cryptid patches. sometimes he has kind of a mullet going on
mabel regularly chops all her hair off in the mirror with some scissors whenever the impulse hits so at any given point of her life it can be either waist-length or a buzzcut. she got into making kandi and has a bunch of themed cuffs. rhinestones. sparkles. thats a tamagotchi necklace
gideon has embraced his inner cowboy and got some riding chaps ostensibly because he has a motorcycle now but also because he thinks he looks cool. his bolo tie is a replica of his old cursed variant because fiddling with it is a comfort to him. hes got a custom leather jacket with his star embroidered on the back
hes also so tall because. well honestly my headcanon is he has an insane growth spurt in his teens. have you SEEN bud gleeful? he's huge. hes got Big Dude Genes. also honestly i just think its funny if he goes from being knee-high to 6 feet tall in the space of like, 6 months.
(i was gonna add other characters to this but i got distracted so thats for another time)
#alloyart#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#gideon gleeful#if you're wondering about their relationships at this point in the future basically. gideon has been to some. extensive therapy#and is MUCH less of an asshole. i mean hes still a smug dick his personality aint changing much but. hes more amiable now. less murderous#he wrote an apology letter to the pines as part of his process and became pen-pals with dipper. they'd send each other pics of weird stuff#and he'd keep them updated on stuff going on in gravity falls#theyre not exactly 'friends' in a close sense but i think its fun to imagine a less.. intense dynamic going on there now hes older#... also honestly i forget dipper isnt canonically trans because hes so ubiquitously transmasc to me. but yeah he is here.
348 notes
·
View notes
Text
and so the cycle continues, watch a playthrough of an indie game, think "wow that was really cool!", forget about it for a year, watch a playthrough from someone you've watched for a long time, get convinced to buy the game, immediately become obsessed with it, and now you've got new blorbos
sketches done in a crazed frenzy 👍
#what the fuck man#why is this happening again#i haven't even had enough time to be crazy about scarlet hollow#look at this bitch i hate him#smug asshole#“what's taking so long?” BITCH I HAVE A LEVEL 100 OUROBOT WITH BIFURCATED AND SNIPER SHUT YOUR FLAT MOUTH#...anyways!#p03#inscryption p03#p03 fanart#p03 inscryption#inscryption#why is “p03 x reader” one of the first things that pop up#g0lly#inscryption g0lly#g0lly inscryption#inscryption stoat#stoat inscryption#ravioliart
78 notes
·
View notes
Text
In case you have seen the glitched and outdated version of this post a week ago- no, no you haven't hshs. But now... is the moment I like to introduce you to the
✨️Victorian Pokemon AU✨️
ft. OCs
I will here and then Post about it or maybe drop some hcs. But I also want to say, in case anyone wants to join with a canon character design or oc, make hcs or anything else is welcomed. In this AU everything is possible, also multiple endings n stuff so go wild. Have fun C: (in case)
#Pokemon Victorian AU#i also like to call this “everybody is kinda a smug asshole AU but in a fun way” AU#Colress is so tall i had to extend the Canvas. hhHHHH#also yes its very black butler inspired BUT WITH DIFFERENCES XD#Also I really wanted to draw Zinzolin with a long top hat... i had to...#branch chief faba#faba pokemon#colress pokemon#colress#ghetsis pokemon#ghetsis harmonia gropius#pokemon fanart#zinzolin pokemon#zinzolin#pokemon oc#pokemon trainer oc#pokemon art#pokemon#angispokemonocs
60 notes
·
View notes
Text
Larson sketches!!
#I actually hate him <3#bro is cooked#had fun designing his smug little face though#Arthur would’ve punched him sooner if he could see#malevolent podcast#malevolent#wallace larson#larson malevolent#malevolent larson#rich asshole
99 notes
·
View notes
Text
Calling it right now that Simeon is gonna become a demon (or he's turned into a demon already)
Not for any particular reason, I just want to throw my guess down on the table and make a prediction before we actually find out what's going on. Putting all my money on demon! Simeon just on the off chance I end up being right.
Bookmark this post.
And if I do end up being right (even though it's unlikely) I can be all really fucking smug about it.
#expect me to come back to this post by the end of NB S3#I'm either gonna laugh at myself or be the most self-important smug asshole ever just wait#you all heard it here first we're gonna get demon! Simeon#and if not well then I've lost 50 bucks#obey me#obey me nightbringer#omswd#obey me simeon#simeon
100 notes
·
View notes
Note
is kuri good at just dance?
Lethal don’t play with her
#Kuri will actually dance Aubrey is the smug asshole who just wiggles the wii remote and gets the exact same score#quarshton
56 notes
·
View notes
Text
this past week I was seeing people say shit like "these stupid dumb conservatives aren't evacuating because they decided to politicize the hurricane!! they think evacuating is woke so they won't do it! I don't feel sorry for you, youre gonna get what's coming!"
while im sure there were a few people like that, rich folks who chose not to evacuate to make a "point", i was so shocked that the victim blaming propaganda began before the storm even hit land. stuck up northern liberals saying that the only folks who didn't evacuate the hurricane are conservatives who are too dumb and dogmatic to evacuate. what about the poor who can't afford to get hotels, or gas to travel, the people who don't have cars? do they deserve it? no. hardly anyone deserves to lose their home, their entire town, their life.
thankfully i haven't seen this rhetoric lately now that we've seen the whole scope of the disaster. but god, the people of the south deserves better.
#i live in oregon so believe me im inundated with these smug assholes.#im so sorry to everyone whos lives have been affected by the hurricane and im sorry these jackasses are making it out like you had it coming
67 notes
·
View notes
Text
TFA Starscream
#maccadam#transformers#tfa#poll#smash or pass#request#starscream#mr slimeball supreme#i spent an hour combing through transform and roll out part 3 on .25 speed looking for a half decent frame of this asshole#i was hoping for something fullbody but the best i was getting was something that really embodies his character#that character being nasty smug fuck
98 notes
·
View notes
Text
Captain Michael Burnham and Commander Rayner + smiling at each other (1/2)
#star trek#star trek: discovery#michael x rayner#michael burnham#commander rayner#discoedit#trekedit#my gif#how to turn a grumpy old space cat into a smiley kitten#i love how Rayner was so smug and standoff-ish in the beginning without knowing what's coming for him#and Michael's response was like smiling at him with that look in her eyes saying 'oh i'm going to domesticate this asshole'
91 notes
·
View notes