#the smug asshole
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
❛ working together again, it’s just like old times. ❜
@pctentialbreakupsong
The relief Cassian felt at seeing a familiar face in London was immeasurable. He'd been trapped here for almost a gods damned year, and he was running out of hope of ever finding his way back to Prythian. It would have been harder seeing one of the Night Court and knowing they were likely just as stuck as he was, but Beau had more experience living in the human world. It didn't mean they'd find a way back, but it was reassuring not to be completely alone.
If they also had a bit of revenge business tucked into that agenda, well, the Illyrian was fully capable of multi-tasking. It had always hit him wrong that someone had taken Beau's wings and gone unpunished for it. Cassian had been forced to live without them for a time after Hybern, and it wasn't something he'd like to revisit. Being earthbound was hell for him, far more than being confined to a single, human city (although that was starting to climb the charts). Carrying out justice on someone else's behalf was practically in the General's job description. He'd be glad to help his friend pay back an old debt.
Research was admittedly not a place where Cassian excelled. He could do war strategy and fighting techniques for days, and he'd even started to be a little fond of Nesta's filthy romance novels, but his brain had a tendency to check out of anything it found too boring. Paging through dusty old tomes for ways back to the fae realm wasn't his idea of a good time.
Testing said spells, on the other hand, was right up his alley, not least of which for the possibility that it could go terribly, terribly wrong and send him somewhere worse than this. Or kill him. "Nothin' about this place is like old times, buddy. Magic's been hit or miss for me here." He paused to recheck the symbol he was painting on the floor. Cassian wasn't known for being cautious, but this was Amren-level shit. He didn't fancy being turned inside out or sent to a Hel dimension.
#chat: beau#pctentialbreakupsong#london!verse#no need to match#he doesn't talk to me for a month and then comes back with a novella#the smug asshole#anyway#let me know if this doesn't work! <3
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
in light of tmagp28
#art zone#magprotocol#tma#GOD!!!!!#OKAY!!!!!!!!!!#we’ve never been this back its so over#my two nosy smug asshole sons#take these doodles for now bc im seeing if i have the strength for a full comic#tmagp spoilers
881 notes
·
View notes
Text
Pocket hoshinyas! From this morning but colored in a lil bit (th idea is mainly from th kn8 discord, thank u all for fueling this lmao)
#kaiju no. 8#kn8#kaiju no. 8 manga spoilers#kn8 manga spoilers#hoshina soshiro#hoshina soichiro#look#i love them. the antagonizing sibling relationship is REALLY FUN TO ME#theyre both so scrungly and also fully capable of being assholes HSDJGHDG#both of them smug but soichiro has older brother privilage of i can out smug you by bullying you HSDJGHDG#this is basically a sketch oughgh#i need to get better at coloring orz#wellp#artfight is about to beat my entire ass so#WE'LL SEE HOW MUCH KN8 BRAINROT I CAN HOLD OFF UNTIL IT LIKE#SEEPS INTO MY ARTFIGHT LMAO#i found a few kn8 ocs i wanna draw on there. i am comin for ur asses
416 notes
·
View notes
Text
Seeing Adam smile at Lute really hurts when you realize that she might have been the only woman he fully trusted after Lilith and Eve happened. Til the very end, Lute had always stayed loyal to him even when he's about to die, it probably felt nice to him.
#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel#you see when an asshole character shows something other than smugness and being a prick it makes me feel something
515 notes
·
View notes
Text
T H E M
Just me and my snookums:
Just my wife and I:
#alastor hazbin hotel x reader#alastor hazbin x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#alastor x reader#not Alastor being smug#about the fact that his wife#is a total babe#and not y/n being#totally smitten#with a fucking asshole#T H E M#power couple fr#Foaming at the mouth for them#alastor: jealous??#Vox: NO#he is
658 notes
·
View notes
Text
oh yeah... redrew my older pines designs + also gideon is here because I like him and will inflict him on everyone. probably in their early 20s here, I didnt think too hard about the specifics. also some headcanons
dipper started testosterone finally so he's got the classic 'shitty little puberty stache' and also hes breaking out w acne bit. wears a lot of denim on denim. him and wendy swap hats every summer its their tradition. he has a bomber jacket with lots of alien and cryptid patches. sometimes he has kind of a mullet going on
mabel regularly chops all her hair off in the mirror with some scissors whenever the impulse hits so at any given point of her life it can be either waist-length or a buzzcut. she got into making kandi and has a bunch of themed cuffs. rhinestones. sparkles. thats a tamagotchi necklace
gideon has embraced his inner cowboy and got some riding chaps ostensibly because he has a motorcycle now but also because he thinks he looks cool. his bolo tie is a replica of his old cursed variant because fiddling with it is a comfort to him. hes got a custom leather jacket with his star embroidered on the back
hes also so tall because. well honestly my headcanon is he has an insane growth spurt in his teens. have you SEEN bud gleeful? he's huge. hes got Big Dude Genes. also honestly i just think its funny if he goes from being knee-high to 6 feet tall in the space of like, 6 months.
(i was gonna add other characters to this but i got distracted so thats for another time)
#alloyart#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#gideon gleeful#if you're wondering about their relationships at this point in the future basically. gideon has been to some. extensive therapy#and is MUCH less of an asshole. i mean hes still a smug dick his personality aint changing much but. hes more amiable now. less murderous#he wrote an apology letter to the pines as part of his process and became pen-pals with dipper. they'd send each other pics of weird stuff#and he'd keep them updated on stuff going on in gravity falls#theyre not exactly 'friends' in a close sense but i think its fun to imagine a less.. intense dynamic going on there now hes older#... also honestly i forget dipper isnt canonically trans because hes so ubiquitously transmasc to me. but yeah he is here.
337 notes
·
View notes
Text
Calling it right now that Simeon is gonna become a demon (or he's turned into a demon already)
Not for any particular reason, I just want to throw my guess down on the table and make a prediction before we actually find out what's going on. Putting all my money on demon! Simeon just on the off chance I end up being right.
Bookmark this post.
And if I do end up being right (even though it's unlikely) I can be all really fucking smug about it.
#expect me to come back to this post by the end of NB S3#I'm either gonna laugh at myself or be the most self-important smug asshole ever just wait#you all heard it here first we're gonna get demon! Simeon#and if not well then I've lost 50 bucks#obey me#obey me nightbringer#omswd#obey me simeon#simeon
99 notes
·
View notes
Text
this past week I was seeing people say shit like "these stupid dumb conservatives aren't evacuating because they decided to politicize the hurricane!! they think evacuating is woke so they won't do it! I don't feel sorry for you, youre gonna get what's coming!"
while im sure there were a few people like that, rich folks who chose not to evacuate to make a "point", i was so shocked that the victim blaming propaganda began before the storm even hit land. stuck up northern liberals saying that the only folks who didn't evacuate the hurricane are conservatives who are too dumb and dogmatic to evacuate. what about the poor who can't afford to get hotels, or gas to travel, the people who don't have cars? do they deserve it? no. hardly anyone deserves to lose their home, their entire town, their life.
thankfully i haven't seen this rhetoric lately now that we've seen the whole scope of the disaster. but god, the people of the south deserves better.
#i live in oregon so believe me im inundated with these smug assholes.#im so sorry to everyone whos lives have been affected by the hurricane and im sorry these jackasses are making it out like you had it coming
67 notes
·
View notes
Text
Captain Michael Burnham and Commander Rayner + smiling at each other (1/2)
#star trek#star trek: discovery#michael x rayner#michael burnham#commander rayner#discoedit#trekedit#my gif#how to turn a grumpy old space cat into a smiley kitten#i love how Rayner was so smug and standoff-ish in the beginning without knowing what's coming for him#and Michael's response was like smiling at him with that look in her eyes saying 'oh i'm going to domesticate this asshole'
87 notes
·
View notes
Text
TFA Starscream
#maccadam#transformers#tfa#poll#smash or pass#request#starscream#mr slimeball supreme#i spent an hour combing through transform and roll out part 3 on .25 speed looking for a half decent frame of this asshole#i was hoping for something fullbody but the best i was getting was something that really embodies his character#that character being nasty smug fuck
97 notes
·
View notes
Text
A year ago I was inspired to make something that captured the exact aesthetic of a vintage, degraded VHS recording from the 90s, and I think I'm pleased with what I attempted.
#deltarune#spamton#spamton g spamton#big shot spamton#my drawings#the only reason this was wip for a year was because i didn't know what to do for the logo#ended up just stealing the cungadero crossing sign#i don't think i'll put this amount of filters and effort into anything ever again#look at him. smug asshole.#he really does look like that guy in commercials that suddenly disappeared one day and nobody knows what happened to him#png was too big a file size to upload so i had to run this through the jpeg shredder#now some of the text is probably illegible but i guess that makes it authentic
205 notes
·
View notes
Text
so i found out this exists today??? we were robbed of such a beautiful thing
#sunny rambles#god what the fuck. smug asshole#goddd hes such a teenager#atsv#across the spiderverse#hobie brown#spiderpunk
300 notes
·
View notes
Text
i find it so funny yet simultaneously frustrating how often Scout TF2 gets woobified in the TF2 fandom and even in official media sometimes. like the dude's a lean mean jerkass from Boston, the runt of his mad dog pack of brothers who worked his way up in speed and made it to the top, a guy who thinks he's tough shit and actually has the skills to prove it with his strength and his sprinting, he's a hired and trained killer. here he is as a sad little woobie boy with daddy issues who says quirky stuff
(nothin' wrong with this though, go ahead and do whatever tf you want with scout's character and make him your own thing, hell yeah)
#do not take this post as an insult as i am in fact also guilty of woobifying scout#i just prefer his characterisation as an asshole who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread (and probably actually is)#i really like how much of a smug little shit scout is#i don't have a problem with woobie scout i just think it isn't accurate to how he was originally characterised#like do whatever tf you want with his character go crazy#i just like this version of scout best :>#scout tf2#tf2 scout#tf2#team fortress 2#mischaracterization#woobification
42 notes
·
View notes
Text
50 notes
·
View notes
Text
People still making posts about how reylo is '100%' just people who want to self-insert to fuck the 'bad boy' in the Year of Our Lord 2024.
When will I know peace.
#when will people actually watch the movies are realise reylo is the fucking plot?#Rey's arc cannot be separated from her feelings for Ben you fools you clowns#he and their connection drive her character development#when she stares mesmerised and speechless at his pretty face and pretty hair#when she shipped herself to him with her mascara on#when she batted her eyes and made pouty lips while promising to save him#and when she kissed him on the mouth for ten full seconds#these were subtle hints that she likes him actually#I came across a post where a bunch of smug assholes were pontificating about how all of the ~problematic~~~ gothic b&tb ships were#dumb fangirls who don't understand they can/are too cowardly to self insert#do you ever get so annoyed you want to set yourself on fire#love how they're wrong about Rey about Ben and about shippers all at the same time#skill
40 notes
·
View notes
Text
”why are non Americans mad about this lol” believe it or not i have friends in America and it makes me sad to see them suffer. yes a trump victory (if that’s happening i don’t fucking know how your election system fully works) ain’t going to effect me as much as anyone in the US at all (though it will have Some bc like. trade and diplomacy exist. what happens to one country effects us all) but i also have compassion for people in America who are struggling and also y’know for people suffering in us backed war crimes. also like, climate crisis, that'd suck, that’s going to indirectly kill millions most likely and I have compassion for those people too. like is it going to effect me, a middle class white person in England? not drastically most likely? but also i care about people who aren’t me also.
#like. no people shouldn’t be smug assholes but also like. people can be sad For you#like. i know shit and all about American politics but this hurts people and makes me sad#I care about Americans and Palestinians and everyone in countries scarred by climate change and us interventionism#i in fact Don’t like people getting killed. Sorry
25 notes
·
View notes