#the smiths gayest songs

[queerans-blog]

Though I'd share this with everyone.

[spineless-lobster]

My thoughts about the newest Christmas special!!!! (Spoilers, duh)

first things first, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is literally everything I could have asked for from a Ghosts episode!!! I will be going chronologically so I can somewhat organise my thoughts

AAAAAA Pat it watching the new scouts!!!!!!!!! This means so much to me!!!!

Okay but like the gasp I let out when it showed how Alison got a hold of the VHS tapes!!!!

Mike being exactly like his parents is so cute and funny lol

Fanny is such a girlboss for, ahem, "not leaving"

YES!!!!! PAT AND CAP BEING DRAMA TEACHERS!!!!!

I love how much the Captain thrives in his stage manager role

"Baron Hardup" is such an underrated joke omg

I had to look up was a "bluey" was because I'm sure Julian wouldn't bring up the Australian kids show about a little blue dog

Screaming and crying and throwing up was my reaction to the home videos because that hit me so hard

Pat's reaction to being made fun of in the tape: "I don't want to watch it anymore" FUCK 😭😭😭

I relate to Pat on so many levels

"Forty feral ferrets frolicking in France" is the new "The butler burnt the butter but the bacon bore the brunt" and I'm living for it and I WILL memorise it like how I did with the butler one

I love how optimistic Alison is in this episode even while stuck in traffic!

HUMPHREY'S BODY AND ROBIN HOLDING AND SWINGING HANDS IS SO 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

MY VIZ-I-ON!!!!

CAP'S LITTLE DANCEY-DANCE OMG!!!!!!!

Robin comforting Pat is one of my favourite scenes in this episode (I have a lot of favourites lol) I always love seeing Robin be all wise and comforting and it's shown perfectly here

"On one hand, my darling daughter. On the other, my beloved wife." OMG THEY DID NOT JUST HAVE JULIAN SAY THAT 😭

YESSSSSS!!!! THE FIRST AND ONLY GOOD LORD FROM CAP!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!

I relate to Kitty with having all the pressure to be perfect being put on her

BING BONG!

"I'm just gonna phone home- I'm E.T." HILARIOUS DELIVERY!!!!

ALL THE PLAGUE GHOSTS 💖💖💖💖💖

Okay but the voice Cap puts on during Kitty's breakdown is making me go feral

Cap's Spice Girl speech is the gayest thing I've ever seen and I love that so much for him

"Shine like a star!" NEW DAILY AFFIRMATION JUST UNLOCKED!!!!

THE CAPTAIN BEING A DAD TO KITTY OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

I KNEW IT!!!! I KNEW THEY'D MAKE HIM THE FAIRY GOD MOTHER!!!!!!!

The way Mick got so invested in the panto lmao

This is great Fanny/Julian content btw

He put the "fairy" in fairy godmother let's just say that

✨Slwing!✨ WAND NOISES!!!!!

Cap is THRIVING in his role GOOD FOR HIM!!!!!

KITMASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD YESSSSS!!!!!!!!

Bonus sound effect from Humphrey <3

The shoe lmao

FIRST ON-SCREEN GHOST HUG AND IT'S A KITMAS HUG OMG YESSSS THIS IS EVERYTHING!!!!

The "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" has both "In The Bleak Midwinter" and "Sorry Song" vibes I love it!

"Moonah so big you can almost touch it!" ROBIN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

As a proud owner of Risk Cap getting Risk means so much to me

Thomas sobbing to The Smiths is such a mood

FUCK! THE REST OF THE TAPE IS SO 😭😭😭😭😭

FUCK! PAT'S CRYING!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I will be religiously rewatching this episode. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[sarah-sandwich-writes]

Ten Songs, Ten People

Rules: list ten songs, then tag ten people to pass the game on to! (bonus points if it's from a wip/character playlist!)

Thanks for tagging me @writinglittlebeasts! These are from my playlist for Blue like don't forget about me

The Storm - Bronze Radio Return

American Money - BORNS

Goodbye (from the series Arcane League of Legends) - Ramsey

Forgive Me Friend (feat. Swedish Jam Factory) - Smith & Thell

Time Machine - Autoheart

Favorite Color is Blue (feat. K.Flay) - Robert DeLong

Danger to Myself - The Unlikely Candidates

Feels Like - Jared & The Mill

After Midnight - blink-182

The Last of the Real Ones - Fall Out Boy

Tag List: @wildswrites @themugglemudperson @the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see @theirtheretheyre @ploncc @thedumbestavenger @cj-imperial @kellanwrites @italiangothicwriteblr @keenerkey @phantomnations @rangeralthynia

[music-for-them-asses]

Top 5 gayest smiths songs

Oh my God, thank you for such an amazing ask 😂 😂 😂

5. Cemetery Gates - This gets an honorable mention because of the number of times Oscar Wilde is name dropped.

4. William, It Was Really Nothing - Considering this whole song is an awkward explanation of how a one night stand meant nothing to a man named William, I mean...

3. This Charming Man - "Will nature make a man of me yet?" and "I would go out tonight but I haven't got a stitch to wear/This man said, 'It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care'" are both 🤨

2. Reel Around the Fountain - "I dreamt about you last night/And I fell out of bed twice/You can pin and mount me like a butterfly" is the most eyebrow raising like in this song by far, but the song also captures the lonely yearning for someone who doesn't know your feelings and how they probably never will (I'm totally not speaking from experience, nooooo).

1. Handsome Devil - Let's be real, I could post the whole damn lyrics here. But it winds the #1 spot with gems such as "Let me get your head/On the conjugal bed," "A boy in the bush/Is worth two in the hand," "Let me get my hands/On your mammary glands," and of COURSE, "And when we're in your scholarly room/Who will swallow whom?" Like Jesus Christ, Moz LMFAO

[thatbanditqueen]

do you think that Elvis’s rumored affair with Nick Adams has any validity to it? personally; I think no but I guess no one really knows except for them. I think Nick Adams followed him around for a little while the same way he did with James Dean (for exposure and fame). I think it was Billy Smith who said Elvis felt bad for Nick because he was an outcast and Elvis had a whole crew of outcasts and he related to them. And the fact that Dee Stanley did that dumb tabloid article saying that it was true makes me believe it is completely not true because I don’t trust anything Dee says. I wondered if you have done research about it and what do you think? It’s def interesting imo

Dearest Nonnie non a non non,

Today, I do not... but I also have not thoroughly researched this topic so take everything I say with a grain of salt. I'm definitely curious to hear what others who have been fans longer have to say...

Maybe you are asking because of my fic The Only Sure Thing, and some scenes with Nick.....while I did at one time think maybe Elvis had been bisexual after reading this piece, the more books I read based somewhat on real research, even accounting for bias, the more I just don't think that is the case.

I stand by those scenes because I do believe that Nick was probably bisexual, that Elvis worshiped James Dean and liked that connection with Nick, and Elvis probably associated Nick with his early break through and fame... i think a part of Elvis was always nostalgic for 1955 - 57 when he was first really breaking through on a national scale and it was new and exciting, and Nick was a part of that. It is also my impression that Elvis would be intensely close or intimate with people he felt comfortable with, seeking out love and friendship and approval, and that, combined with his flamboyancy and emotional and sensitive nature , these things can make Elvis seem bisexual or seem somewhat androgynous. But I don't think he had affairs with men. I do think its possible that Nick was attracted to him, while also being jealous of his success and resenting him. I also don't see him pop up in stories much after the initial return to Hollywood in 1960, but I haven't read his daughter's bio.... However, I think if Elvis had bisexual there just would be more stories about it by now, I do. A lot of that stuff comes out after death, consider Rock Hudson or Liberace. I liked using Nick Adams in TOST because I like showing this side of the industry and Hollywood history and also because it fit my narrative goals.

For me, it wouldn't matter, and I believe fic is here for people to have those fantasies if it brings them pleasure.

OH and I will say that even though I don't think E was banging dudes, he is such a queer icon.... leather daddies, lace shirts.... tell me "Jailhouse Rock" is not the GAYEST song you ever heard? Is there any doubt that #47 and # 3 are both men? The song writers Leiber & Stoller were always going overboard on purpose with their lyrics to intentionally be camp and ridiculous. This is a reading of "Jailhouse Rock" I stand by.

thanks for sending this, curious to hear from others who know more,

xoxox

norah

[thyqueerblueberry]

10 songs i've been listening to lately, tagged by @kennysaysthings (thank u so very much<3) 1. absolute banger of a song, i've been listening to this on loop for weeks now. something about the way it starts always makes me feel things.

2. my dad made me listen to this song ages ago and i completely forgot about it until i heard it again on a s*p*rn*t*r*l episode and i haven't been normal about this song ever since.

3. i found maude latour while stalking someone on spotify and i've been in love with her music ever since. this song somehow makes me feel v nostalgic i love it very much<3

4. my friend made me listen to this and bro it's so fucking catchy lmao

5. kanye is a shitty human but this song slaps. it's perfect for when you're absolutely enraged at someone and want to fuel the hate further. perfect narcissism era song i feel like.

6. my recent obsession with shoegaze and dreampop led me to discover this track and i adore it so much<3

7. something about the way she says jolene jolene jolene joleeeeene does something to the chemicals in my brain.

8. literally in my playlist of songs to get high to

9. this brings back so many memories tbh. i feel like everyone knows twenty one pilots but they don't know their Best Underrated songs and this one is def one of them.

10. i am in love with the smiths and that's all this is

tagging: @ulfie-by-osmosis @conqueerror @the-biggest-sambucky-shipper @the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see @wenellyb @deaftoes

[ohdarlings]

this is the gayest song ever written to me don’t ask me to explain myself because i both cant and could write an essay about it

[morrisseyhaterr]

i've tried to put this in the tags, but it's not really working, so you all must hear my theories:

i 100% agree that they are all the gay one! however, i do have to mention that their debut record was noticably gayer than their other three albums.

off of the album "the smiths", i would interpret the songs reel around the fountain, pretty girls make graves, this charming man, hand in glove as being gay-coded, with the song "what difference does it make" possibly being about a coming out experience. this would make 5/11 songs "gay ones", the album being 45% gay.

on "meat is murder", there are actually only two songs i'm relatively certain are gay on purpose (i want the one i can't have, what she said). "well i wonder" could be about any type of relationship, honestly.

on "the queen is dead", there are some songs that were certainly influenced by morrissey's sexuality (he has called himself bisexual, as well as "humansexual"), but i wouldn't really say any is referencing the gay community or a gay relationship specifically in a way that most listeners would notice.

on "strangeways, here we come", things get complicated: we don't know if the "glenn" that is talked about is a love interest or a rival of the narrator. i do have to point out the high probability of "i won't share you" being written about johnny, but there's also a chance that "i know it's over" is about him.

ok yall please don't take this too seriously, and don't be afraid to share some of your own opinions on what the gayest smiths album is with me :)

Guy friend I have won’t listen to the “meat is murder” album because it’s “the gay one” THEYRE ALL THE GAY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beepbeepstfu]

THE LOSERS’ CANON PLAYLISTS

Right, so, the IT cast made playlists for their characters and I’m fucking losing it.

EDDIE: Just- the gayest playlist ever made. I can’t even begin to explain how gay this is. And fuck stereotypes man but what straight person has Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Africa AND Holding Out For a Hero?? ALSO LET’S HEAR IT FOR THE BOY???? WE GET IT EDDIE YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH A JACKASS BUT TONE IT DOWN. CHILL. There also is I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight and, uh forever young... So... still trying to deal with THAT.

RICHIE: All I have to say about this is that Lovesong by The Cure is in it. Also there’s Africa and Take on Me. R E P R E S S I O N is spelled in capital letters all over this fucking thing. 

BEVERLY: Such a bad bitch playlist omg guys. There’s a LOT of different stuff, from Blondie to The Cure to The Police to The Smiths. Immaculate vibes, honestly.

STAN: So, uhm, mh. I’m conflicted. It’s good, it’s great actually, and it has a ton of songs in common with the others which is headcanon fuel. But yeah, Forever Young is here too and that makes me want to eat sand or something. Yeah anyways, rickroll warning, apparently Stan listens to Rick Astley.

MIKE: Now this? This is pure gold. Micheal Jackson, Prince and even some Queen! Though I should mention that there’s also Living For The City by Stevie Wonder which uh, made me cry a little bit. But that aside it’s great!! 10/10

BEN: This is exactly what you’d expect. Pop. New Kids on the Block, Wham and Billy Joel. Also Don’t you want me and What I Like About You, massive Benverly energy he’s so soft I love him :(((

BILL: good god. I could summarize this with something like, idk, five consecutive minutes of�� inhuman screeching, but idk how to type that, so I’ll just say: Life on Mars, Perfect Day  and Your Song. I’m not crying, you are.

[queerans-blog]

@nicks-disks I have fixed it thank you for your constructive criticism.

[ixalit]

I just transferred a bunch of my gay playlists to my Spotify!

We’ve got...

1. pronoun appropriate

Basically, this is the miles-long playlist of gaydom that I’ve been compiling for years

Seriously. It’s 24 hours long

Contains songs that are explicitly gay in their lyrics (so think... not Sam Smith’s earlier albums)

The only ones it doesn’t include are from bands whose almost every song is about gay sex in some form, like Pansy Division or Johnny McGovern

Good if you want to create your own gay playlist, because there’s never enough

2. mlm

The songs from the above playlist that specifically include lyrics about the mlm side of gay

About 14 hours long

Very gay

3. wlw

The songs from “pronoun appropriate” that specifically include lyrics about the wlw side of gay

About 9 hours long

Also very gay

4. bi💙bi💜bi💗

Songs that are either about being bisexual or include lyrics that make them bisexual

About 1 hour long

Also — you guessed it — very gay

5. fave gay songs

Pretty self explanatory. These are my personal faves, spanning gay, lesbian, bi, and whatever else is in there :)

About 5 hours long

Arguably the gayest since I listen to this one the most

6. trans*

Songs about gender and bein trans. Most, if not all, are by non-cis individuals

About 45 minutes long

Definitely angsty. Definitely includes dysphoria

Includes poetry, which brings me to....

7. gay poetry

Ngl, right now this is just Andrea Gibson’s gayest poems, but I’ll be adding to it

About 40 minutes long, but will get longer

These are also all on my Apple Music!

They’ll be updated there first 💗

[meme-loving-stuck]

was forced to listen to top 40 on the uber ride home from my root canal for over an hour. here are the findings

1. taylor swift music is literally soulless. i can barely tell the difference between her and billie eyelash, shes like 1 degree of edgy sadgirl and electronic gurgling away from being her

2. does ariana grande have a legit speech impediment? like i dont want to make fun of her for that but i have APD and i swear i get maybe 3 words out of any song by her. like ive heard her speak clearly i am reasonably certain she can,, girl just enunciate please

3. there are at least 2 girl artists that sound almost identical to willow smith vocally and i cant tell them apart based on their sound either

4. i apparently cant tell the difference between lizzo and bruno mars' voices. not intended as shade to either of them they both sing beautifully i just cant tell them apart until i hear 'girl' punctuating a romantic sentiment

5. bruno mars is the gayest straight man artist ive ever heard. again not meant as a slight and has nothing to do with his voice more like the flamboyant and extravagant lyrical content again i would think he was singing most of his love songs to a man until i hear 'you, girl'

6. if i am hearing sam smith when i think i am hearing sam smith they still have the most amazing voice ive ever heard from a human being

7. lil nas x is too powerful for top 40

[bisluthq]

Yeah I mean the psychology is less weird than the Taylor’s boyfriend hating thing tho // it’s really not I saw this lesbian fighting under a wildestyles post and I told her Larry isn’t real and if she was a really fan of Harry she wouldn’t do this. She called me homophobic(I’m gay and my insta page literally promotes pride)I said what drives such craziness in her to ship two guys one of which seems super straight,she said she wanted her idol(Harry) to get the representation she can’t get as a lesbian and this is the same logic as kaylors like Harry fans are lesbian girls who promote Larry.Harry doesn’t have many male gay guys but the lesbians would kill for their Larry ship it’s honestly weird

That’s fucking bizarre lmao idk what’s wrong with these people then.

Guys idk man I find it SO weird to focus on like straight and straight functioning people like if you want gay mascs like Sam Smith is out there singing about how they’d like to kiss a hundred boys and not feel like they’re tied to them (looooove that song tbh) and like Troye Sivan has a whole ass bottoming anthem with Bloom and Lil Nas birthed like the gayest album of all time and I’m not even gonna start on icons like Elton and Ricky and Freddie. 

Like speculation is fun but like we HAVE people who give representation to the LGBTQIA+ community and they need to be supported idk.

It’s weird to like call people who aren’t idk excited about straight functioning people homophobic while doing literally shit all to support out queer artists.

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

Die Ärzte - Hell (Live Reaction)

LET’S FUCKING GO!

1. E.V.J.M.F

Lol this sounds like a rap song???

Step aside Capital Bra

2. Plan B

THIS SLAPS

They better have a real rooser on stage when they play this. Played by Rod of course cause the man can literally play the broom, I bet he can play the rooster too.

3. Achtung: Bielefeld

Farin 1995: I’m so bored and I hate it. Bela 2020: Being bored is great!

Bela in 2012: I can’t get out of bed cause I’m watching Netflix, help. Bela in 2020: This is fine.

That Aleppo line, damn Bela, back at it again with the social commentary

4. Warum spricht niemand über Gitarristen?

Farin is right, we definitely have to talk about guitarists more. And drummers. And bassists.

Farin really nailed this self-deprecating humor thing. Just like on “Männer haben kein Gehirn: “And that’s why there are mostly stories about Bela in this book, because stories about me are mostly ‘And then Farin went to sleep while Bela payed 35.000 DM at the bar for drinks.’

5. Morgens Pauken

The first single, we already knew that but it still slaps.

6. Das letzte Lied des Sommers

Sounds like it could become a single that’ll be played on the radio all the time

Yes, Farin, we know you love traveling it’s literally in your name

7. Clown aus dem Hospiz

Thees Uhlmann also has a song about this topic, called “Menschen ohne Angst wissen nicht wie man singt”

8. Ich, am Strand

What kind of genre is this? Reggae-Dancehall-Something?

Yes Farin, we know you love the beach and the sea, you literally sang about it two songs ago

allkajdljskd love how it starts all “I’m so happy” and then it’s suddenly “I’m homeless and dying”.

9. True Romance

The second single, also still slaps

Die Ärzte be like “What if we made a Disco song?”

People in ~20-30 years be like “Who the fuck is Alexa?”

10. Einmal ein Bier

Bela/Beer is my new OTP

Only Die Ärzte could make a song about a man turning into beer

11. Wer verliert, hat schon verloren

That guitar solo oh my God, I think I ascended

12. Polyester

Instant Love!!!!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME ROD I LOVE THE SMITHS

Petition for Rod to make a solo album in this style cause I WANT MORE

Petition for Rod to replace Morrissey. The world has evolved past the need for Morrissey.

That makes two of my idols telling me plastic pollution sucks

I’M GONNA WRAP MYSELF UP IN THIS SONG CAUSE IT’S SO GOOD!

13. Fexxo Cigol

THAT DIE ÄRZTE WG REFERENCE

This sounds like it could be on one of Bela’s solo albums, especially Bingo

“Wenn das Raumschiff kommt werde ich in der ersten Reihe stehen” What a mood

Bela getting off in the liner notes about how he wanted to use another word but it didn’t fit

ADRENOCHOME. Xavier Naidoo wants to know your location.

14. Liebe gegen Rechts

BANJO BANJO BANJO BANJO

Die Ärzte be like “What if made a country song about Nazis?”

DID FARIN JUST SAY TRANS RIGHTS?

Banjo, a song about nazis and trans rights all in one song. Other bands could never

Please don’t deadname your girlfriend Farin

THIS IS STUCK IN MY EAR NOW THAT FUCKING BANJO

15. Alle auf Brille

Fielmann should defo use the intro of this in their commercials

Die Ärzte be like: “What if we made an Oi-Song?”

BELA SINGING HURENSOHN! I’m here for Bela screaming Hurensohn live!

“Die Versicherung zahlte”. Stop telling lies Bela, German public healthcare will only pay if you have more than 6 dioptres or if you��re a kid. Source: I’m literally wearing glasses.

16. Thor

Chris Hemsworth stole my body. Just a normal Die Ärzte song.

Someone please send this to Chris Hemsworth

17. Leben vor dem Tod

Oh no here it comes, the song Bela said made him cry.

WHAT IF I CRIED RIGHT NOW?

WHO’S CUTTING ONIONS HERE?

FARIN YOU ABSOLUTE BASTARD

NO NOT STRINGS DON’T MAKE THIS EVEN SADDER

The lyrics could be straight from a Wolfsheim/Peter Heppner song

Please play this at my funeral, thanks

This goes into my “The Most Beautiful Songs In The World” Playlist

HELLO 911 I AM FEELING AN EMOTION

18. Woodburger

That’s their third song about gay sex, what even is this band?

Die Ärzte be like Be Gay, Do Crimes

The chorus is just them repeating the word gay???

Die Ärzte, probably the gayest straight band in the world

Gay sex against Nazis. They really said that, I can’t believe it, I’m...

Other thoughts:

I really like the transitions between the songs

Rod looks so adorable and happy on all of those pics in the booklet, he’s like “Yay, I’m with my friends and we’re making music”. 11/10, the goodest boy, must be protected at all costs.

The sound is great

(Not about the album in general) I love vinyl but the amount of dust that always gets on them is aarrggh. Luckily, my turntable is very forgiving.

This is the first 180g vinyl I own and you can tell because it’s a bit heavier than your average vinyl

Love how the genre tag in the MP3 download is just “die ärzte” and it’s not even wrong, like how else would you tag this album?

[evildilf2]

Oh is the gay boy gonna come out during the gayest gay boy song by the smiths

[ryann-rosss]

ranking panic! at the disco albums based on gayness

6. pray for the wicked

definitely the straightest album, but that doesn’t mean that there are gay moments in this album. shoutout to the inclusivity of dancing’s not a crime “just wanna be your boyfriend, girlfriend” (even though it doesn’t include people who don’t identify as male or female but he tried) and old fashioned’s “medicatin’ every day to keep the straightness in order”. also the overpass is just. gay. “i have a shirt that keeps your smell”? “lipstick boys”?? the overpass is criminally underrated, but anyway, that’s another discussion :))) i give pray for the wicked maybe a 4.5/10 but it honestly depends.

5. a fever you can’t sweat out 

since we are only basing this on the studio recording (live performances + their tours are a whole other story) i’m putting this second to the bottom. not really any songs which are distinctly homosexual, although there are heaps of references to chuck palahunik, a gay author, and lines from “time to dance” directly taken from dialogue spoken by a trans woman (i think? i haven’t read invisible monsters, sorry). also a lot of fans of this album are just?? generally gay?? exudes gay energy?? probably more gay moments and lines i’m forgetting, but this is that for now. a solid 6/10 for the studio recording only, so not counting any live moments lmao.

4. death of a bachelor 

i hear what you’re saying - “a death of a bachelor?? over a fever you can’t sweat out?? what sacrilege!!!” - but like, hear me out. golden days. just. golden days. golden days is actually such a fucking gay song. there are. no. fucking. pronouns. and the adjective used to describe the lover, debonair, is only used for men. house of memories and the good the bad and the dirty is sO GAY i cannot!!! like!!! also hallelujah!!!! this album is actually good!!!! fight me!!!!!!!!!!!! an 8/10 for gayness, and you can fight me!!!

3. vices & virtues

people always say he turned all of ryan’s gay lyrics to straight songs about sarah but?? like?? hurricane is such a gay song, i will NEVER shut the fuck up about this. literally, i cannot take in a heterosexual way, i’m sorry. and the calendar? written about his (male) ex-bandmates but talks about having sex with them? pardon me? okay, i will admit that this album probably has the most female pronouns, but that doesn’t make it about sarah? like all of these songs are salty songs about his ex. also pete wentz helped brendon with the lyrics and it really shows, oh my god. the gayness is strong in this album. 8.5/10 for gayness.

2.  too weird to live, too rare to die 

this. is. such. a. gay. album. he is literally smoking RAINBOW in the cover, pardon me? girls/girls/boys is an anthem for bi/pan/omni/other people and it’s on THIS ALBUM. dallon wrote that about his PANSEXUAL wife (breezy weekes, bless her) and it’s when all the flags come out in the concert! they made gay merch for it!! and donated it to charities helping young lgbtqiap+ people!! and CASUAL AFFAIR. oh my GOD. literally about a gay fucking fantasy, he actually fucking SAID IT!!!!!! there’s an anti-gay ad in the mv, and it was supposed to be on the track as well!!! and, okay, i know it’s a bonus track but all the boys!!! i know it’s about loving a girl, but, it also says ALL THE GIRLS love the girls too!! um?? sapphic representation?? yes please!!! thank you dallon!!!! also i know i talk a lot about gay energy but come on. gay energy. this is such a gay album. 10/10 for twtltrtd.

1. pretty. odd. (1000/10)

what did you expect? like honestly?? firstly the whole fucking aesthetic?? flowers?? pastel?? they really did say gay rights. and the songs. where do we even fucking begin with the songs on pretty. odd.? literally, all the songs. nine in the afternoon is about a parade of lovers. like? okay. okay ryan ross. she’s a handsome woman’s title is about a butch lesbian, and you can fight me. spencer smith literally said butch lesbian rights. if i go to hell?? do you know who homophobes say are heading to hell?? that green gentleman (things have changed)?? “i never said i missed her when everybody kissed her, now i'm the only one to blame”?? also i have friends in holy spaces is literally about gayness. and northern downpour?? don’t even fucking begin with n*rth*rn d*wnp*ur. reinvent love?????????? okay i’m not going to unpack every single song in this album, even if i totally could, but my point is that it’s literally all so fucking gay. the energy from this album is gay. if gay was a sound it would be this entire album on repeated. literally....the sound of it is homosexual. the gayest album panic! has ever produced, and possibly the gayest album made in the history of music. 10000000/10.