#my head hurt

[microwave-core]

If I asked you to give me some wedding Leon headcanons, would you? Pretty please 🥺

This is from July 4th I'm so sorry anon. Leon wedding headcanons be upon ye.

Jesus I wrote this in my drafts and hit save and it didn't immediately update and I just thought I lost it and would have to rewrite it

Alright, first things first. Leon wants a small, private wedding. More than half of his life has been spent in the spotlight. Privacy is a rare commodity for him, and he'll fight tooth and nail to keep the most important day of his life hidden from the public eye. It's about him and you, baby, not about the paparazzi or tabloids.

The guest list will be small, just family and friends. Probably in a small place in the countryside, away from the public's prying eyes. He's a farm boy at his core, reconnecting with his roots.

Despite his desire for privacy, it's only a matter of time before pictures get out. The public already knew about your engagement, and are incredibly disappointed that they won't be privy to, what they describe as, the wedding of the century. Thankfully for them, a certain social media addict is in attendance-

Yeah, Raihan ends up leaking photos from your wedding. It's not on purpose, prommy. It's expected, and as much as Leon wants his privacy for just one day, he loves Raihan too much to cut him from the invite list. Thankfully, the only photos that get out look good.

Honestly, Leon doesn't care that much about the décor. He knows his sense of style isn't... the best. He doesn't mind that fact, it's just how he is. He cares about getting married to you, that's all. He'll give his opinion when prompted, but he's more than happy to let you pick whatever you want. You could pick the gaudiest color scheme, the most abysmal floral arrangements, and the worst venue known to man, and he'd think it's perfect because it was all hand picked by you. Man is down bad.

Again, his only real input is having the ceremony at a small venue. Somewhere outdoors in the country side, or maybe in a barn. The specifics don't matter to him.

Raihan would definitely be his best man, followed by Sonia, his childhood bestie, and Charizard, because it's Leon what else do you expect. They hype him up, especially during the leadup to the actual ceremony. He won't admit it to you, but he was sweating bullets when waiting. He knows you love him dearly, but can't help but worry, you know?

In terms of attire, he dresses rather normally. Just a simple white suit, likely with a yellow tie. I saw someone headcanon yellow as his favorite color once, and it stuck with me. He even ditches his hat for the day, his hair instead braided elegantly.

You could literally wear a trash bag for your attire and he'd love you all the same. It doesn't matter how you're dressed-whether you wear a dress or suit, traditional or out there-he'll find you breathtaking all the same. He tries his best to hold back his tears when you walk down the aisle, only letting a few fall. He's so unbelievably lucky to have you.

The reception doesn't particularly matter to him, either. He does enjoy himself, being surrounded by the people that matter the most to him, around his loved one's without putting up a face for once. It's liberating for him, actually, but his eyes always find their way back to you, as if trying to sear your image into his mind.

Perhaps the best part of the whole event, aside from getting married to you, obviously, is the fact that none of his friends make fun of him for how hopelessly in love he is. On any other day, they would poke fun at him, teasing him gently for the warmth in his eyes and stupid grin that comes onto his face when he spots you, but his wedding day is different. He's more than allowed to think of nothing except for how much he absolutely positively adored you, on lookers be damned.

He's got two left feet when it comes to dancing. He's bad at it. Laughably so. And no amount of practice can truly fix that fact. He'll stumble, step on your toes a few times, forget the next steps more than once, but he can't be bothered to feel embarrassed about it. Slow dancing with you is a dream for him, makes it feel like there's no one else in the world but the pair of you. He might cry again, holding you in his arms, having officially tied the knot. Wipe away his tears with a gentle touch, and he might somehow fall for you even harder.

In general, Leon would pretty much let you do whatever you want for your wedding, both ceremony and reception. He doesn't care, tailor it to your preferences, it's already going to be the best day of his life, knowing you're happy with everything just makes everything so much better.

Your ring can be whatever you want it to be. Leon doesn't have a budget, no amount of money is too much for him, not when it comes to you. I imagine his ring would be pretty plain, a simple gold band. If he's still champion, he ends up taking it off fairly frequently, not wanting it to get dirty and smudged during battles. In his chairman era, it's on 24-7.

Make no mistake, though, he will let the public know how much he loves being your husband. If he had the choice, he would talk about you in every single interview, simply gushing with praise. No force on Earth could ever make him feel ashamed for loving you.

Similarly, the honeymoon can happen wherever you want. As long as he's with you, he's happy. He is restricted by time, however, he can't be gone for too long, unfortunately. You can stay in Galar, or go to any other region, to do any activity your pretty mind could dream of. (Although, if you asked him where he wanted to go, he'd probably say Alola.)

I can't promise he won't get into battles on the actual trip. I can actually almost guarantee that he will. He can't help it, battling is his passion in life. He does spend most of the time glued to your side, though, wanting to spend as much time with you as humanly possible before having to go back to the regular grind of life.

I do think Leon and Cynthia are a bit similar, hence why I think their weddings would be similar, with the shedding of tears at the altar and whatnot. That is to say, on your wedding night, you will be getting dicked down. Lovingly. Leon just wants to show you how much he loves you, and, after a long day surrounded by other's, professing his love directly to your face, the best way to do that is with his action. Specifically, action involving his dick-

[repugnantbeast]

The Petco logo is sooo osmosis and drix coded

[mymessedupthoughts]

YOUNG ROYALS. BEST TV SHOW EVER.

[ellieanimations113]

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[4ddi3addie2005]

Common thing in FNAF fics is to insist that the animatronics have had no kind human interaction other than Y/N or whatever but that is simply not true… Like I know in my heart they were beloved.

You see this?? Middle-aged man that wants to hang w Monty for his 40th bday. A young adult that wants to celebrate their graduation w Roxanne. Like. Idk their situation but I can easily imagine that in the time the Plex was open they watched people of all ages grow up n get married n have kids n stuff. And they remember everything. They remember everyone’s stories. Like. If there are people that still succumb to the magic of Disney and Mickey Mouse or whatever there are people that would really really appreciate a friendship w a giant robot in this universe. Do U know what I mean. Immersion is a powerful thing.

And I’m sure there are haters that just want to send their kid off to partayyy but are you telling me that these beasts programmed to engage the nastiest of brats can’t turn a parent’s head w how gentle they are?? How legitimately caring they are?? How their kid’s behavior turned around in an instant when these things stepped in??? Humble n timid smiles from ppl that know they’ll never be as loving as Freddy Fazbear.

I like to imagine they get letters somehow from ppl who have grown up or can’t afford their personal time anymore. Esp Sun n Moon. Kids are devastated when they have to leave the daycare, and for a while they’re screaming crying wanting to go back, so parents deliver hand-written letters from their little kid. They either drop them at the door or give to the attendant to pass onto Sun n Moon. I feel like it’s harder to get in touch w the band :(

Do you think they know that their friendship is behind a paywall. Do they hate it. Are there people that they’re legitimately invested in that just Stop Showing Up and there’s no feasible or appropriate way to find out what happened.

Are you telling me they don’t form bonds w their technicians?? The ppl specially trained to care for them internally and externally?? They have to care. They have to care abt AI and bots and whatever that’s their life that is what they’re there for. I have rlly bad brain fog rn

[aisy15-chan]

head empty & bullshit

I can't stop drawing c!Quackity as Gardevior help guys— so the second comic is based on this comic! And last of my bullshit today ughhh *bite anything*

[rasshu-benaiokny]

𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝘽𝙧𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 - Alternate Reference Fits

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(NEWS TIME- Im mixed with Vietnamese blood because people get confused with that.) Other than that, heres the alternate visual that Rasshu and Gyutaro have outside of “work”.

Obviously, Rasshu is wearing one of her fits, and Gyutaro… well Gyutaros wearing the last piece of clothing he technically had as a human. But since hes still a demon, i felt like this is what he couldve looked like if he wasn’t crippd by that sickness he was born with (He was over 20 when homie got turnt into a demon in that one scene and the SHT i had to go through to show PHYSICAL PROOF to 5million kids on TikTok was CRAZY, check that post yall- but i digress)

This is what the other civilians would see at night. A Hashira lady with a creepy hobo man following her. Peak love story

Only Sakonji knows of Rasshu’s relationship status but he finds out that Gyutaro is indeed a demon. Rasshu’s scent can only cover up for so long

Cool guy (thats his legal name) absolutely knows that Gyutaro is a demon cause Gyutaro attempted to fuck that bird up

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➥ Please do not Steal or Edit (guns be blazn)

➥ Rasshu is a Self-Insert (I shift between 1st and 3rd person regularly)

➥ Demon Slayer belongs to Ufotable

[morguemaw]

finally! im home, * shits out 6 easter themed drawings *

[animeshades1]

I have a migraine -Eddie🐶

[hauntedbestie]

Oh period nausea my beloathed

[daitaifuteki]

makes your mafuyu spiky

[ispreadrabieslikewildfire]

Guess what time it is ! (ao3 time)

[erzvolnes]

he is suffering from the worst ailments known to man (he is me) (he has a cold)

[dragon-zena]

p4g opening attacked me with shrimp colors

[vampzxi]

posted this on twt alr (vampdizzy if u wanna be moots :3) but the fuck is this

i love letitia to PIECES bro like that is my girl. my pookie. my skrunkly. but…she’s guyanese british. tiana is african american. we need an african american actress. and don’t pmo getting started with tenoch. tenoch is neither south asian nor is he black. he is nowhere near the same shade as naveen either. n*shuri (or n*muri, what the fuck ever) shippers are so deluded and lowkey racist. i need y’all to be normal for TWO SECONDS! and use critical thinking. so damn focused on this doodoo ass ship that you can’t even see how racist ur being 😭 sorry for the rant but this irked me so bad. y’all alr know how i feel abt this shop too liek

[scenicphoenix]

I sleep for one second too long, my brain: head ache? You want headache? Headache for you? Head hurty? Suffer for your sleep crimes