#the skeleton twins movie

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[softboyhader]

Guys I actually saw Bill Hader 🥲

[wentzethan]

hello love goodbye Peterick au!!!

based off of a filipino movie starring kathryn bernardo and alden richards, its a rlly good movie imo.

pete wentz as Ethan Del Rosario

and Patrick as Joy Marie Fabregas

[twinsoftheday]

today's twins of the day are:

maggie and milo dean from the skeleton twins

[shieldofiron]

And if I said this is Max and Billy singing together after being estranged when he left as soon as he graduated in 1985 and he finally comes back to visit her and Lucas in Hawkins? Who could stop me?

[sunb0rn]

this movie has its place in my heart

[andthroughthewire]

starting to get the feeling i watched the best movie starring bill hader (the skeleton twins) first when i should've saved it for last, as a treat

[yuongsooo]

The Skeleton Twins 

[billhaderpolls]

hello. my name is Jack. I consider myself a casual bill hader enjoyer, however, I am compelled to watch media containing bill hader more than many other actors. I rarely, if ever, think about bill hader when im not watching bill hader media, but if he catches my eye in a bad movie I will continue watching it. I am frozen in place, glued to the screen the moment I glimps his messy hair and nervous composure. I do not know why.

the billhaderpolls tumblr account is dedicated to doing science to answer this question. why do we like bill hader? who are we? I will be posting daily(?) polls to collect the demographics and preferences of bill hader fans and casual enjoyers like myself. I would love your help, submissions, reblogs and devotion.

!!! please send in asks if you have a poll you want posted to bill hader fans!! this can be about anything!! I just want to know what bill hader enjoyers have in common!! only bill hader likers will answer these asks!! follow if you are a bill hader fan !!!

[cas-spirit]

Give me more platonic affection.

Give me omega timeline residents approaching Asgores because they give the best hugs.

Give me Ink, learning about physical affection by observing people, having Blue explain the different ways people hold hands. Him tackling Top and Aster to the ground trying to figure out how hugs go.

Give me Dream who only cries when someone’s hugging him because it’s the only time he feels shielded enough to break.

Give me Nightmare and Error, who after years of working together, finally end their deals with a handshake.

Give me Blueberror who’s off button is any kind of physical affection.

Give me Core Frisk, still a child, clinging to people’s hands, holding a larger hand in both of theirs.

Givr me Nightmare falling asleep on a movie night and the rest of the gang can’t move because his tendrils lay on top of them like sleeping cats.

Give me Blue forcing his two semi-immortal friends into cuddle piles so they actually sleep for once.

Give me Fresh showing trust by letting people hold his head, so close to the eyesockets that hold his true form.

Give me Error and Geno readjusting to touch after the emptiness of their containments, telling the other that they’re there by knocking knees.

Give me Frisks in the omega timeline offering a shoulder to lean on for Charas, or anyone who asks.

Give me Underfell where the skelebros curl up around eachother to watch the other’s back, even in sleep.

Give me Outertales where handholding is common to make sure no one floats off into space.

Give me Gasters who use their many hands to give head pats to their sons/coworkers (Sans, Papyrus, and Alphys) as well as doing science work stuff.

Give me Nightmare who curls his tendrils on top of his subordinate’s heads like a strange pat on the back.

Give me Horror who will simply pick his teammates up and hold them like the wet cats they are.

Give me Cross who’s so unused to any physical affection he freezes up, and Killer using this to his advantage by grabbing his hand to distract him from the cow nearby or to get him to stop training for a bit.

Give me Nightmare laying a tendril over Dream’s shoulder to remind himself that his twin is there, and they aren’t fighting anymore.

Give me Dusts that will curl up on top of people like a cat.

Give me Inks who give surprise hugs to his friends.

Give me Errors who wrap his strings around people to give them hugs.

Give me Horror Papyrus becoming the center of hug piles in Nightmare’s gang because the boys miss their brothers a lot, and he’s the closest they’ll get with the gang’s reputation.

Give me Killer, just met Nightmare, and the baby goop clings to him while they explore the multiverse.

Give me Ink and Error pulling eachother along by the scarfs.

Give me Dancetale where duo dances end with a hug (or high five if too sweaty for a hug)

Give me Fell Papyrus holding Fell Sans’s hand out and about, using the excuse of making sure Sans doesn’t wander off when asked.

Give me post-truce spontaneous skeleton cuddle piles.

Give me Killer randomly tackling his teammates.

Give me Ink being so physically affectionate people think he’s flirting (he’s not).

Give me Papyrus calling Sans a cat while he curls up on his shoulder.

Give me Sans holding Geno’s hand carefully when things get a bit too much after his time of the Save Screen.

Give me careful fingers tracing the edges of Papyrus’s rarely-seen hands.

Give me Dust trying, and failing, to touch his Papyrus.

Give me Passive Nightmare’s ghost curling up around Dream’s shoulders like a purple boa, hugging him around the neck when things get rough.

Give me the gang curling up on Nightmare’s tendrils when he’s not paying attention.

Give me Dream learning about the different meanings behind touch after he breaks out of stone.

Give me Gaster’s who are almost too scared to embrace Sans and Papyrus incase getting out of the void was a dream, and Papyrus accidentally sending him to the floor with his enthusiastic hug.

Give me Undyines randomly carrying their Alphys around.

Give me Frisks who press their forehead onto people (Sans’s back, Papyrus’s thigh, Toriel and Asgore’s arm, Alphy’s side, Undyne hip) and lean on them.

Give me Frisks who randomly lean on people, almost falling over because Chara is a ghost and incapable of being my leaned on.

Give me Dust laying his head on Killer’s lap when Killer gets twitchy, because what’s he gonna do, move Dust?

Give me Error who’s glitching feels kinda like a massage, holding his hands to Nightmare’s back, Horror’s skull, or Geno’s wherever when they get pain.

Give me Ink who uses hand holding like a recalibration test after he goes blank.

Give me hand holding and head pats and hugs and cuddle piles.

Givemegivemegivemegivemegivemegiveme

[damagedghoulette]

GHOVIE SPOILERS

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IM WARNING YOU

DO NOT CLICK IT IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE YET

LAST WARNING

Okay okay…

FIRSTLY?!?! THERE WAS SO MUCH MOUNTAIN I GENUINELY WAS FIXATED ON HIM IT WAS INCREDIBLE

(I hope there’s so much more mountain fanfics now)

Rain?? Oh my gosh I’ve never seen so much rain and so little Swiss??

ALSO SWISS? DID THEY GIVE U A DRUG OR SOMETHING WHY ARE U STANDING SO STILL LIKE NORMALLY UR FERAL??

Aurora?! Gurl ur vocals I’m jealous

TWINS? COPIA IS A TWIN??

WHY DID COPIA GO INTO A HOT AIR BALLOON AND THEN IN SPACE?

I DONT UNDERSTAND

SISTER IMPERATOR IS DEAD??

(I liked how the ghouls just stood around her body like- 👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏽)

FATHER IMPERATOR??

(Pardon me, Frater - means brother in Latin)

THE CLIFFHANGER ON THE NEW PAPA?!

THE SKELETONS DANCING WAS FUCKING PHENOMENAL HOLY SHIT

I STILL CANT GET OVER HOW MUCH MOUNTAIN AND RAIN THERE WAS LIKE!?!

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

[marygih]

I made my mother watch the movie MPHFPC.

Yesterday I had absolutely nothing to do, so I decided to watch the movie mphfpc with my mom and sister, gods, my mom had no idea about the plot and her reactions watching made me laugh a lot.

Barron's jumpscare.

Mom: That blind man is evil, I'm sure of it! Want to bet his grandfather is dead?

Beginning of the film, Jacob talking to Dr. Golan.

Mom: Poor boy, so young and already has schizophrenia.

Jacob and his father going to Cairnholm.

Mother: 98 inhabitants, in the middle of nowhere, and the sky looks ugly, it has the atmosphere of a horror film, how did this psychologist think it was a good idea to send the boy there? This is the perfect place to have more monster delusions.

The peculiar children go to meet Jacob.

Mom: I knew this house was haunted! All these people died! What a shitty idea to go to this island.

Miss Peregrine introduces herself

Mom: What a beautiful woman, but she talks really fast, she's kind of a rocker, right? Her hair is kind of blue.

Enoch exists

Mom: What an insufferable teenager, How does this redhead manage to live with this boy? I hope she's not in love, because if she is, poor thing.

Victor jumpscare

Mom: Damn! What a scare. Who killed this boy? I think it was the same blind man from the beginning of the film.

Miss Peregrine killing a Hollow

Mom: She hits the arrow without seeing the monster? This woman is so cool.

Barron reveals himself as a villain to Jacob

Mom: I KNEW IT, I TOLD YOU THIS BLIND MAN WAS EVIL, HE NEVER DECEIVED ME.

Miss P leaves the children in the same room as Miss A.

Mom: At least they have someone to protect them.

Lane: I don't think an old lady who can't see the monster is the best defense of all... OH MY GOD THE OLD LADY DIED.

Miss Edward exists

Lane: Does Miss Peregrine have an evil twin sister?

Mom: No, they don't look alike, Miss Peregrine is pretty, this woman makes popcorn by scaring the corn.

Jacob proving he has the worst aim the universe has ever seen.

Mom: A sequence of swear words that the time does not allow. Someone take the gun out of this incompetent's hand! It's easier for him to shoot a child in the head than a monster!

Jacob finally gets a shot off.

Mom: IT WAS ABOUT TIME, RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER?!

Lorena (my niece who had finally woken up): He got it right! He got it right! Look grandma! He got it right. *Jumping and clapping*

Abe resurrects

Lane: Huh? I don't understand.

Mom: Gisele pauses the film and explains to me how this old man was resurrected.

Me: Don't ask me because I don't know how to explain it either, in the books this guy is still dead.

Miss Peregrine watching the ship leave.

Mom: She's going to go back to her children, right??? She's not going to trust the boy with the worst aim in the world to stay with them, right? So thank God, she's coming back.

Some honorable mentions

My mom loved the twins, Bronwyn and Claire, in the bomb scene she thought everyone was going to die. In the fight with the hollows she worshiped the skeletons killing the hollows.

[smooshednetwork]

Here’s some more ideas for fanart- Chihiro and Chiaki reacting to the Minecraft movie trailer.

-Your Gyaru design of Byakuya and Junko in an au where they’re like, rival models or something.

-Sakura in a cute cottagecore dress.

-Somebody (you decide who) introduced all of the Warriors Of Hope to skibidi toilet.

-Gonta playing Animal Crossing. (I feel like he’d love it)

-Mukuro playing Call of duty or some other war game.

(Since it’s spooky month, here are some Halloween adjacent ones)

-Junko and Mukuro as Ghostface from scream

-Hajime and Izuru as the twins from the shining

-Gundham and Sonia as Jack Skellington and Sally

-A Coraline AU where Makoto/Hajime/Shuichi/Kaede/Whoever you want is Coraline

-Ibuki playing Spooky Scary Skeletons on her guitar for her class

-The Warriors Of Hope go trick or treating

-Yasuhiro goes to a haunted house (either a fake one with actors, or like, a real one with actual ghosts) and is terrified. (Also works for Kaito since he’s terrified of ghosts too. If the ghosts are real maybe this takes place in your ghost au and they’re his classmates)

-Komaru casually talking to a ghost (since she can canonically see ghosts) Neither her nor the ghost realize that Toko walked in on them talking and now she’s just watching Komaru talk to air (from her perspective), and is very concerned. This one also works for your ghost au, maybe the ghost is one of her brother’s classmates.

-The design of a ghost from that au that you haven’t drawn yet.

-Ghost Kokichi and Miu getting into a fight

-Ghost Chihiro watching Byakuya tamper with his crime scene

-All the v1 ghosts in your au watching that one part in trial 5 where Hiro accuses Kyoko of being a ghost. They’re all facepalming.

-Ghost Sayaka not getting how it takes everyone so long to figure out 11037

-Ghost Rantaro+ all the other ghosts watching that one part in trial 3 where Tsumugi says that Rantaro’s ghost must be the killer.

-Ghost Hiyoko Fortnite dancing while Mikan’s getting executed in the background.

-A ghost trying to comfort their living friend/partner that can’t see them (Sakura/Aoi, Peko/Fuyuhiko, Tenko/Himiko, Kaede/Shuichi, Gundham/Sonia, Mondo/Taka, and some more but I don’t want to list them all. this can work for any pairing really, pick whichever you like best)

-Ghost Celeste and ghost Hifumi getting into a fight

-Ghost Hiyoko and ghost Mikan getting into a fight

-An alternate universe where the seance in V3 works, like for whatever reason Kiyo’s sabotage was unsuccessful but the seance was so Angie just…tells them what happened and the trial lasts 5 minutes.

-Ghost Chihiro and Ghost Chiaki reuniting after V2 ends.

(Hope you like at least some of these! Sorry if this was too long!)

I wanna appreciate this person for like almost doubling how long the list was I love you

[skeletwinsauaskbox]

It's character profile time! And the first one is the eldest twin, Sans!

Comic Sans "Sans" Asterisk

1 ATK 1 DEF

The easiest enemy. Your very own pun-pal!

Multiverse Nickname: Lento

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Asexual/Aromantic/Aroace

Age: 19

Height: 4'6"

Skeleton Subtype: Script

Font: Comic Sans

Case: Lowercaser

Family: Papyrus (twin brother)

Debut: Chapter 1 ("A Cold Reception")

Personality:

Friendly

Kind-hearted

Supportive

Generous

Loyal

Humerus (lol)

Easily amused

Witty

Clever

Sassy

Blunt

Curious

Mischievous

Lazy(????)

Creative

Imaginative

Humble (a bit TOO humble :/)

Prone to tunnel vision

Brain go BRRRRRRR 24/7

Slightly anxious at times but otherwise chill

Savvy but somewhat naive at times

Magic Abilities:

Bone attacks (white and blue)

Gaster Blasters

Blue Magic (controls gravity

Teleportation

Time Freezing

Cartoon Logic

High Magical Capacity (able to learn new spells easily)

Reality Warping

Musical Number Activation

Skills:

High intelligence

Observation and people skills

Comedy

Music (can sing and play the trombone)

Strategy and puzzle-solving

Business

Arts and crafts (drawing comics, sewing, knitting, repairing clothes, creating stuffed animals and homemade gifts)

Likes:

Jokes of any caliber (except mean-spirited humour and adult-based humour, that goes over his head)

Pranks

Science (ESPECIALLY astronomy)

Sci-fi novels

Learning new things

Grillby's

Projects

Snow

Music (and singing)

Naps

Soft objects

Physical affection

Animals

Nature walks

Sweet treats

Dislikes:

Bitter-tasting foods

Being flirted with

Chores

Romance movies

Mean-spirited humour

The thought of a life without Papyrus

Being reminded of what he lost

Loud noises/Overstimulation (Papyrus is the exception)

Jeans

Eye contact

Injustice

Betrayal

Jerry

Fears:

Heights

Crying in public

Loud noises (Again, Papyrus is the exception)

Losing Papyrus

Failure

Fun Facts!:

He has no fashion sense, lol!

He covers up his embarrassment with jokes. This will be explored soon enough.

When he turns his eyelights off, his depth perception goes out the window and everything is darker. As a result, he's pretty clumsy in this state. That's why he stays absolutely still when he's trying to intimidate people. (He's only slightly less clumsy normally, lol)

Prefers baggy, long sleeved clothes. Likes having his arms covered.

Loves making homemade presents for his loved ones when possible.

A slob, even on a good day. Not particularly clean.

Laughter is his favourite sound.

Sings to himself when he's alone. Hates singing in front of others.

Lets Papyrus pick him up, but it's rare for him to let anyone else pick him up.

Likes doing voice impressions. Is very good at it!

Will happily embarrass Papyrus given the opportunity.

Genuinely looks up to Papyrus and admires him. He's basically his hero.

Is very good at spotting liars. Bad at lying himself.

He can sew and knit, and has been doing it since he was a kid. He repairs Papyrus' scarf every few years.

The resets don't exist yet, so he doesn't know about them yet.

Like Papyrus, he's autistic, but isn't aware of it. He does get the sense that something's "off" about him, though.

[boomcrashthelightningflashed]

As a fandom, I don’t think we talk about The Skeleton Twins enough. I can’t be the only one who watches Bill Hader’s movies thinking about Richie’s career

Also the plot has such amazing AU potential?? I need a Reddie au, I need it bad

[cupcakeslushie]

Could you elaborate on Venus being a cyborg? I want to write a scene where Donnie performs maintenance, but I’m still not really sure which parts of Vee are metal and which aren’t.

Are any of her limbs detachable? Or is it all a metallic skeleton? Do you think she deals with phantom pains if Donnie has had to amputate anything?

Venus info dump!

@nintendogirl106734-blog Main boys with cloaking broaches!

Not a ton of peaceful moments, but when Draxum would leave the two would be able to relax and spend the day by Three’s wading pool.

Venus mask is stitched on. A lot of her skin/limbs was lost thanks to a combination of spending most of her life in a vat and also her illness. Three has to constantly perform maintenance and update her cybernetics and to make sure the transplants are healthy. So far whatever was causing her body to fail has been stopped from spreading. She does deal with a lot of general daily pain, less from Three’s cybernetics, because he did such a good job on them, and more on the joined spots where Draxum replaced with “spare parts”. It does however hurt when Three has to do mechanical repairs, but it’s normally so light and moves amazingly realistic that Venus often forgets that arm isn’t real.

Venus’s shell and plastron had to be replaced. The shell is mostly metal and much more sleek than her old shell. Three made the plastron replacements look realistic since Venus asked.

@phoenixanddust

Venus will be kind of a sad character for a while, but she will be happy in the end! Donnie and Mikey are the brothers she’s closest to. Donnie spoils her to the extreme, and Mikey is of course her twin so Vee likes to drive Mikey crazy. She is technically the baby of the family, but her and Mikey together are unstoppable when their wants align. Splinter stands no chance of saying no.

Venus does have a very dry sense of humor which leads to Three sometimes not even registering them as jokes. When she gets rescued she’s very much a girly girl. She likes dresses and bows and pink.

Three’s mind doesn’t really think of anything when he’s being rescued. It’s very much a “Savage Donnie” moment where he’s there and talking, but he’s so upset that his mind has gone blank. But even then, Big Mama has kept Venus away for nearly a year, so Three thinks he’s been abandoned and Venus isn’t really on his mind…. Their reunion Cont👇

@cavern-of-shenanigans @orderedchaosthings2

Venus will see Donnie again somewhere in the middle of “season one”. It won’t be a long reunion, but enough for Donnie to realize he’s been enjoying living with his family, while Venus has been stuck being Big Mama and Draxum’s errand girl. He feels extremely guilty for basically giving up on her. He allowed his bad thoughts, and visions (yes he does see her as well) to convince him that she has abandoned him, but it turns out, all this time, it was the other way around.

Unfortunately, Donnie was the only one to see Venus, and he thinks the fam won’t believe him when he tells them about seeing her, but he’s surprised to find out that they do and they all promise Donnie they’ll rescue her.

In season 2 they run into Venus again, and Donnie is able to have a better conversation with her, but Big Mama has done such a good job spinning lies, that Venus runs off before Donnie can convince her he’s sincerely sorry about leaving her behind. This is when the family learns that Mikey and Venus are twins. Mikey feels bad that Venus seems to have fallen into Big Mama’s web, we will see him angry with Big Mama for the first time on Venus’s behalf.

At the season 2 midpoint Venus agrees to help with Draxum’s cleansing ritual.

At the s2 finale we will see her still aligned with Big Mama BUT….[spoiler] and she will disappear to get her mind together.

She will make a short appearance in the movie.

S3 will be very Venus and Jennika heavy, and it’ll all be about their integration into the family unit. Jennika has her own life in the Hidden City, but Venus will split her time with the family and [spoiler].

The boys really all treat Venus as the little, baby sister, but all to varying degrees. April, Donnie, and Raph dote on her, Leo is wayyy too overprotective and Mikey rubs being slightly older in her face all the time, but they will team up to be The Ultimate Youngest™️. Out of all the “sister group” April and Venus get along the most like sisters. April really helps Venus be girly and learn it’s okay to enjoy these things, to be more than just a mindless drone (Leo will very often help with this mindset as well, and it allows them something deeper to bond over).