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i keep doing wednesday things and then remembering it's only tuesday or strawberries
last night i dreamt that i had furniture arranged in the shape of a home in a gap between the grimy cubicle walls of an aging office building. the people who still worked there wanted me gone. i had overstayed my welcome if i had ever belonged at all. they kept rearranging the walls to eliminate parts of my home, making it smaller and smaller and smaller, but they never drove me out completely and eventually i found out why
#strawberries#sharp knives#sad dreams#every card is a promise#every card is a warning#he sucked my souls out through the gap between his teeth#rice street#rewatch#hob kettles#ghost traps#dafodils#skull cookie cutters#staggering quantities of dilaudid#we talk about disenchantment#the sideways down#fierce collars#the day after#the light had to be perfect to see the spiderwebs that hang high in the trees on the bank of the river#and it was#wednesdays#second blue moon epoch#first spring#north fulton county#georgia#end of messages
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to that bloodshed, crimson clover, uh huh, the worst was over, my hand was the one you reached for all throughout the great war
#voltron#they’ve thrown down their weapons their helmets are lying sideways on the ground the battle is won their people are safe#the battles over the shields are down hes crouched on the floor panting and he looks up expecting to see stars but instead he sees the sun#song: the great war by taylor swift#voltron fanart#voltron legendary defender#vld#vld fanart#klance#lance mcclain#keith kogane#klance fanart#vld lance#klance voltron#klance voltron fanart#klance art#soft klance#post war klance#vld klance#keith kogane fanart#keith voltron#keith voltron fanart#lance mcclain fanart#lance voltron#lance voltron fanart#lance mcclain voltron fanart#keith kogane voltron fanart#moth draws
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it is absurd how blatant people are irl. like why is transphobia your idea of smalltalk with a store employee
then they just move on. like boom ! its there and then its gone. theyll spend the next 5 mins asking you about dog food without picking up on ur name tag. swindled by the left again idk we're so sneaky ig
#this post is brought to you by meeting my dentist's wife and having her throw out a horribly transphobic sideways comment#while i prayed she wouldnt look down and see the big ass 'thomas' on my name tag & pass it on to my family#objectively rly funny that ppl do this though#lighthearted post in the way that its no surprise it just leaves u bemused#with a vague sense of dread but thats perpetual at this point so. im sure u guys get it
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man, we were fed today
#oh my god fuck me sideways and upside down#bad omens#noah sebastian#bad omens cult#bad omens band#noah sebastian davis#metalcore
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k.t.h. 🩵
drabble of… needy days with taehyun <3
smut, taehyun x reader, fem!reader, subby!mc >_<, meanie dom!taehyun, humiliation, spanking, name-calling, dirty talk
(been ia for a month whoopsies !! rmb when i said i daydreamed about taehyun to get through a power outage ?? ya this is it LMAO enjoy !!!)
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“oh g-god… tae please~~”
"what do you need, pretty girl?" taehyun asks, slowly pulling your panties down. "need my cock in your little cunt?" his fingers slide across your soaked pussy, running against your clit. "need me to fuck you hard and deep?"
nodding with wet tears dripping down your cheeks “p-please.. i..i can’t i need it now!” traces of ruined mascara and lip gloss are smudged across your face, in contrast to his well-maintained look.
"shit, you are so fucking sexy." taehyun groans, his hands rubbing your inner thighs teasingly. “pretty pussy" he murmurs, eyes fixated on your glistening sex, his hand moving to unbuckle his belt. "you want me to fill your tight little cunt up with my seed?" his cock eventually springs free, thick and hard, rubbing against your slick folds. the sight of it makes your mouth water immediately.
after guiding you to lie on your stomach, ass hiked up, taehyun pushes in slowly, feeling your walls stretch around him. he drills his hips deep inside of you until he feels like he’s a part of you, making you his <3
“nghhh—ah!” you can feel your eyes already rolling to the back of your head just from the insertion alone.
he breathes heavily, “there you go, slut… feel me stretching you? see how good it feels having my cock inside your hole? gonna fuck you dumb, mm?” fuck, does he fill you up so good… @_@
lifting his hips, taehyun pulls almost all the way out before slamming back inside you, shoving his cock into your sensitive walls. with a sharp thrust and a wail reaching his ears he grunts out, “you love being fucked like this, don‘t you? god your greedy cunt is so tight.. fuckin’ sucking me in.”
you can only gasp for air between moans, completely consumed by the sensation of being filled by him. “o-oh~! hhah… tyun!!” you find yourself lost in the pleasure from his cock ruining your warm, wet cunt. pretty pussy’s leaking juices onto the bedsheets.. so stupidly eager, aren’t you?
noticing this, taehyun evilly smirks and picks up his pace even further, reaching for your clit with a swipe of his thumb, making you cry out in pleasure as he pumps into you. "you're so fucking wet," he growls, his voice low and rough. "i can feel you dripping all over me. missed me that much?”
“yes..y-yes!! missed you so much tyun! missed your co—mmphh!!!” at this point you were babbling incoherently into the sheets, rendered to nothing but a fucked-out mess.
“thaaat's it, baby. gonna make sure you can’t think about anything but me," taehyun moans, his fingers digging into your hips as he pounded into you harder. his other hand found its way around your body, squeezing your breast roughly.
the sensation was too much for the both of you. your soaking velvety walls dragged across his girth perfectly with each thrust to your gummy spot. you swear birds were circling around your head from just how good taehyun aggressively turned you into his personal cocksleeve.
whining as your head lolls against the mattress, big eyes swelling up with tears that stream down your pretty face. knuckles turning white from how hard you’re gripping the sheets in attempt to stabilize your position, grinding your hips in coordination with taehyun’s thrusts. you hear him hiss from behind as you’re swirling your abused pussy around him.
taehyun’s marveling at the sight before him. he’s got you all spread out completely at his mercy, biting his lip to hold back a moan from watching your pussy engulf him whole. he could tell you’re close by the way you’re creaming on his cock sticky with your juices and clenching repeatedly. a filthy smirk forms on his face as he basks in the sounds of your loud whimpers and cries echoing throughout the room. nasty moans are getting so embarassingly high-pitched. “so fucking noisy… could you be any more louder?” taehyun taunts, his voice deep and harsh.
with cheeks flushing in humiliation and eyes blinking back hot tears, your forehead tilts down. you quickly scramble to shut yourself up by efforts of muffling your moans into your arm and shoving your fingers in your tiny mouth. both attempts were futile as small weak hiccups slipped its way out, and frankly you just sounded more pathetic as ever!
“are you that stupid? did i say to be quiet?”
your body flinches, ears twitching in surprise.
taehyun suddenly grabs a fistful of your hair harshly yanking you up till your back is flushed against his chest and a strained moan creeps up his ears. he leans in closer to whisper, his dick plunged deep into your cervix, “let me hear you, pretty.”
and with that taehyun lets go of your hair, your limp body falling forward, warm walls still fluttering around him, and head n mind oh so fuzzy. almost immediately does he give you a spank to your ass, an imprint of a gorgeous crimson color plastered on your skin.
taehyun’s gaze that was raking down your spine was interrupted by the throw of his head back, a soft hiss at the feeling of a tight clench gripping around the sides of his cock. the intensity of his slap has got you shuddering and spasming, crying out in ecstasy, and toes curling in.
momentarily, taehyun just stares at you almost in a mix of disbelief and amusement, meanly laughing at your pathetic release. “did you just cum from that? hah… maybe i should spank you more often, hm?”
and his pace picks back up, hips fucking you into oblivion, relishing in your screams and legs trembling of overstimulation…
“fucking take it all like a good girl.”
#txt imagines#txt smut#oh to be railed by taehyun#taehyun#taehyun smut#hehe taehyun hehe hes so hot hehe i want him so bad#taehyun x reader#backwards forwards sideways upside down right side up on the moon on the grass on a spaceship in public on a balcony on the beach in the ca#head full of taehyun#well there’s other things that i wish are full of taehyun ;)#MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN#taehyun ohh taehyun oh taehyun hhhhhhhh#I NEED HIM !!!!!!!!! KANG TAEHYUN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MEEEEEE#writing smut >>>> writing my 2k word essay that’s due in 4 hrs#hyukqi
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So I've been following @indieyuugure's The Mutation Situation (which is very very good), and after reading her post about how the turtles can't have it all, the next time I listened to this song this idea assaulted me like a vision.
So obviously I had to go on a weekend art binge.
#I took some liberties with the framing of events#gotta push things slightly sideways music-video style to match the picture in my head#also I still don't feel like I got the boys' hairstyles down#but hopefully they're readable enough lol#I probably could have figured it out + matched my vision even closer if I took 3-4 times as long#but the goal was to get this done before I return to work tomorrow#which I succeeded at!#and overall I'm pleased with the outcome#tmnt 2012#the mutation situation#yza animates a thing
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marco style experiments
which one is yalls favourite? 🤔
#i wanna draw more things in upside down marco style#and top right corner sideways marco style#one piece#marco#marco the phoenix#my art#fushichou marco#marco one piece#one piece fanart#opfanart#op fanart#op marco#illustration#art#artsg
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I am unwell. I need to bite him. please god just once.
#polin#luke newton#no lube no protection all night all day#from the kitchen floor to the shower vertically horizontally#missionary cowgirl reverse cowgirl doggy backwards sideways upside down😩
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WAIT A MINUTE HOLD ON, IT JUST OCCURED TO ME THAT SOMEONE MIGHT BE MISSING CONTEXT WHICH MAKES THIS WAY FUNNIER AND I'M HERE TO ELEVATE YOU
But let me start by saying I'm 100% certain he SMELLS like a dude you'd see at an anime convention. It's cool I will forcefully give him a bath, don't worry about it
BUT ANYWAY
Reference to Frieren, the first season of which wrapped up earlier this year.
(I yanked this off Google, don't come for me) The quote "the hero Himmel would have done that" caught on as a meme and has encouraged people to be better, love seeing that in my x-rated demon gacha /srs
Additionally,
"Devil Thief Nyanne" which I think most people have already clocked as Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne
Our boy has been a weeb since at least the 90s (honestly same) and probably earlier.
Also, I'm not sure where the swords are from, if anyone figures it out lmk, I got the two easy ones lmao
The point I'm trying to make is
#on the couch on the floor sideways upside down cowgirl REVERSE cowgirl doggy style in the shower holding hands in a car no protection blindf#what in hell is bad#whb belphegor
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Mumbo got DESTROYED by other people’s tasks and NOT in the way you think
#secret life spoilers#secret life smp#slsmp#trafficblr#life series#imagine you’re laughing at ur friends jokes like ‘haha ur so funny!!’ only to find out he was trying to make BAD jokes that NO ONE would#laugh at. and then you see someone build an upside down house and go ‘what a lovely idea! I’ll make mine sideways!’ only to find out he was#forced to make the WORST possible house. and you copied it.
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Kusakabe official illustration from S2 Artbook🍭
#up down sideways forwards backwards upside down on the couch the bed the floor the table anywhere he wants#kusakabe atsuya#atsuya kusakabe#kusakabe jjk#jjk kusakabe#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk official art#jujutsu kaisen official art#jjk anime#jujutsu kaisen anime
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MHA tweets pt.12 ✨
#narrator voice: bakugou done fucked up#but he returned to the dorms with Inko’s katsudon recipe and all was well :)#deku suspiciously gains a limited edition All Might figure as well but bakugou swears up down and sideways he had nothing to do with it#(todoroki bought the figure and is attempting to parent trap them)#has todoroki ever seen the parent trap? no but he’s trying his best and Mina’s cheering him on#bnha#my hero academia#fake tweets#incorrect quotes
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I was trying to make a intelligent, coherent post about the twitter warzone that has popped up over people saying that Louis and Lestat should have been having sex with Claudia and that THAT was going to save their family, But there are almost too many things completely fucking wrong with that statement to pick only one
#like yall be standing 10 toes down for fucking children on TV and then act like people are crazy for looking at you sideways#like yeah dude i do think your weird. I think AR is weird too but shes already dead so its just me n you now huh#char.txt#interview with the vampire#iwtv#i dont need to name drop because they literally had AR trending on twit this morning you cant miss it LOL
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until the neighbors file a noise complaint @sexywolfpaws
#until he’s pregnant#until the cops are called#until the cows come home#can i do it to him#sideways#upside down#SORRY#suggestive#my art#traditional art#doodlings
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thinkin about folio rn
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#oh my god fuck me sideways and upside down#dear god help me#bad omens#bad omens band#bad omens cult#Nick folio#fuck it up folio#nick folio bad omens#drumming
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I would take The Ghoul (not in a fight)
#sideways from the back missionary cowgirl on a roof down an alley at 2pm 4pm midnight 7am doggy style#Girl stand up? i literally cannot#fallout#the ghoul#personal#walton goggins#cooper howard#successful text posts lol
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