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they’re 10000% fucking Btw
#the bts video and the article… good LORD#the crazy competitive pig game and them just talking abt how good they’d be at each other’s sports#the sex would go crazy#like think about it#JERSEYS STAY ONNNN#justin jefferson#anthony edwards
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hey at the very least harlan basically gave up custody of what the letter says. it can say whatever now. we have that at least
it just had this in the bottom corner of the page
#sorry for the jarthur butt sex image it’s how I cope#ask#3 scenarios that would leave me content-#1) very unlikely but a love confession would’ve been crazy#2) Oscar pouring his heart out about how although Arthur hurt him he made Oscar realize his purpose in this world and how to move on#3) which is painful BUT a suicide note. he didn’t go through with it but Arthur and the rest of us don’t know that until so much later on#also that option I’m kinda sorta leaning towards for holy ghosts purposes#SORRY ANYWAY JARTHY BUTT SEX IMAGE BE UPON YE#malevolent spoilers#steamy tatoes
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i don’t normally go here but someone get writing a pierresteban reunion fic about this weekend NOW
#pierresteban#like!!!!!#ik the reunion sex would go crazy help#need to read this#pierre gasly#esteban ocon#gasly#ocon#alpine#formula 1#formula one#f1
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say it with me everybody: personal health is completely immaterial to morality, including mental health. leading a mentally unhealthy lifestyle (or what you perceive as a mentally unhealthy lifestyle) does not a bad person make. no one has to socialize, exercise, have healthy coping mechanisms, or lead (what you perceive as) a fulfilling life with fulfilling hobbies in the same way that no one has to go to the doctor to get a broken bone reset. both of those types of management of personal health are likely to be beneficial to the individual, but they are in no way moral requirements or debts owed to society. they do not actually say anything about a person's principles, personality, or actions towards others. additionally, people know themselves and their own situations better than you do. maybe a person judges that the physical and financial toll of going to the doctor outweigh the benefit of getting their bone reset, maybe a person just does not have the capacity to develop healthy coping mechanisms at this point in their life, and yes, maybe a person feels like they are totally fulfilled by "media based" hobbies alone and would feel no difference in their life if they picked up a loom. just like. let people be sick without accusing them of being representative of the lazy, degenerated state of modern society.
#marina marvels at life#there's a way people on here have been talking about ai/tiktok/movies/anti intellectualism/media hobbies/self care that all jives together#that just. really icks me out.#sometimes it comes through pretty transparently with people claiming that you must have regular sex to be a healthy/good person#or conversely that people are more sex crazed now than they've ever been and it's destroying literacy or whatever#or that cheating at school is scandalously immoral and only 'soft brained' bad people would do it#or that collectivism means you have to dress the right way and feel the right way and talk the right way#because your actions affect Others and you might upset someone or give off bad messages if you wear a crop top or are too sad#but a lot of the time it's just this strange plausibly-deniable tone I keep encountering that crept up some time in like 2021 I think#like. am I going crazy here or has anyone else been feeling this?
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and if I said steve and you taking some spicy polaroids, and steve looking at them whenever you’re away and he wants you. he takes them out of their hiding space and touches himself to his favourite one of you under him.
hohhhhhh this is always such a delectable fuckin idea and it totally comes about after you take a polaroid of your tits and slip into a book and drop it with his lunch to steve at work <3 robin's like "gross, since when do you read?" and steve's about to scoff and maybe start bickering with her when the book in his hand falls open to a certain page and there it is. the first polaroid. robin fully believes you dropped him a steamy kind of book because she can't think of any other explanation for his abrupt red-cheeked stammering as he snapped the book shut and whirled into the backroom suddenly, claiming a quick break with a shaky voice. you get a very frustrated phone call that night, his voice all gravelly from being pent up all day and you take great pleasure at cooing at him over the phone, teasing him and hearing his slick noises and whiny moans as he works his cock until he cums over just the sound of your voice and that one picture :( it does not take long for this to become the remedy when you two are apart—faceless photos that are down right raunchy- half of what gets steve so worked up is knowing you've taken them for him :( looking at the arch of your back, your fingers pinching your nipple, all of it probably adds to his frustration as much as it alleviates it :( poor baby
#time spent apart always = crazy hot sex when you're back together#that is LAW for steve <3#he goes insane#and actually IM going insane#i would say anon u are so fucking correct and this is so fuckin hot#jay writes#anon#steve x reader#steve harrington#steve harrington x reader#steve harrington smut#steve harrington x reader smut
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girl, so confusing ft. liam gallagher and robbie williams
#oasis#liam gallagher#robbie williams#they had a secret third thing going on#their hate sex would go crazy
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Sukuna & Gojo definitely goes down on reader while whispering “I missed you” to your pussy after a sex ban
WOAHWAIT that’s kinda hot. might have to ….. use that detail someday 🌚
#vegas.squirthouse#oooooough i need to write sex bans one day#that with gojo n sukuna and TOJI ??? that would go crazy#maybe choso too - that man is a secret freak i js know#saved for vegas.
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real suffering is learning that the awesome pretty girls in your chem class are also into starkid and you have no way to drop that you know what that is without it being completely out of the blue <//3 i'll just have to settle for liking all of their starkid innit reposts <///3 woe is me
#what's rlly funny is that i don't swear or anything#and keep rejecting everyone who asks me out#so there's this like. image around me at school that i'm ridiculously innocent#which is fair enough in most cases (modern slang & sex references are so weird)#but also it'd be so funny to see their reactions to finding out i listen to like#dirty girl and take off your clothes#& i watch stuff like abstinence camp completely of my own volition#one of then was shocked enough about me listening to heathers#i want her to learn that i too know all the choreo to cup of roasted coffee and every word in npmd <3#LOOK I THINK WE'RE ALL DOING A LEVELS AT THE SAME PLACE#THEY'RE SO COOL AND SMART AND PRETTY AND THEY'RE??? NICE TO ME????#it's crazy#i want to be their fren :)#i feel like if i got into a conversation sith them about starkid i would go so off the rails though#the least normal about it ever#starkid#starkid productions#starkid npmd#tgwdlm#team starkid#hatchetfield#starkid musicals#black friday starkid#trail to oregon#starkid twisted#holy musical b@man#firebringer#etc etc etc#i wonder if they've seen spies are forever..#starkid innit
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we really sleep on sam/lisa and dean/ruby
#am i cooking or not#maybe not. but#deanruby hate sex#would it happen? idk no but maybe. dean is crazy sometimes i think hed go for it if he thought it would make sam disentangle from ruby#(which it wouldn’t even).#cant really see ruby going for it though dean is irrelevant for her except for as a way to#manipulate sam.#then soulless sam and lisa. now would lisa go for it. also probably not but you can make anything happen through the power of fanfiction#oliver talks#spn
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wait james somerton sounds a lot like some people on tumblr when they start spouting off about queer history or supposed controversies within it. is that where you guys are getting your stuff? is it james somerton brain poisoning?
#i had never watched or heard of his channel before hbomb and todd's videos#im still watching todds video i just got past that stupid nambla part#tales from diana#i suppose there's a lot to say about people making as nick called 'observational' statements but what todd more aptly calls#pulling shit out of one's ass.#it's the same thing as somerton talking about straight women or white women or straight white women being offended at gay sex scenes#yet supposedly seeking out queer media that would have gay sex scenes?#or slighting more chaste/fluffy queer media ie heartstopper?#ppl who have these sorts of biases against certain types of gay people or their media if it's not what they see as#the most radical progressive form of queer visibility and acceptance.#creating strawmen enemies that they stand in defiance of#yeah this stuff is really getting my mind rolling#i swear ive seen a lot of these points james somerton has made being later used elsewhere on social media#was it ppl watching him who were inspired to go on these rants?#bc ive always seen these sorts of citationless rants and ravings in queer-friendly spaces and been like 'what are you talking about'#maybe someone with a scarf and a video essay voice told them smugly that these things were true#crazy. crazy#but also then again how much of this baseless speculation on social media just fueled/inspired the writing of these video essays...#idk. misinformation is a self-perpetuating cycle.
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#svsss#mdzs#luo binghe#wei wuxian#mxtx#i just love wondering what would happen if they interacted bc i don't think it would go well#luo ''i don't need friends'' binghe vs wei ''will talk someone to death'' wuxian#wwx would drive him insane imo#talking about their husbands could be a way to bond or it could be an argument waiting to happen#im not sure who would win in a fight or a battle of wits. you decide#sex is the funniest option to me bc i know theyre both really only interested in their respective husbands#but i do think they could have crazy sex if put in a situation. like one of svsss's sex pollen plots or something#wwx is a size queen. he would appreciate the heavenly pillar#the redblacks as a unit are funny to me#hua cheng has not been included here bc he would muddy the waters too much#and bc i don't know him well enough yet#had to repost this bc i had the poll set to only one day
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I dare not speak it in the tag because I value my energy but no one has the correct opinions about nosferatu 2024 except for me
#Everyone has opinions about which parts of nosferatu are the problematic parts and everyone is wrong#Like!!!! I would love to talk about the potential implications of a story#Of a vulnerable young woman taken advantage of by an older more powerful man in her youth#And the lasting impact it has on her life and her relationships especially in the constraints of an 1800’s upper-class society#And how she believes herself “unclean” for her new husband because of it#And how said husband very firmly says “no you are not unclean or lesser for what was done to you and I love you no matter what”#And how ALL THOSE IMPLICATIONS feel tragically undermined#by the end of the story essentially saying that she HAS to have sex with the older man (and then die) to resolve the problems#And that’s just. Never challenged really.#There’s no twist to it not even some attempt at an angle of empowerment or reclamation of her sexuality or something#yknow that trope of how if we the audience are told the protagonist squads plan that plan is bound to go wrong#We are told the plan and it just happens#No the mustache guy having a breakdown and going to his wife’s crypt does not count as the plan going wrong#Because we got told the REAL plan that the van helsing stand in and Ellen had behind Thomas’ back#And THAT goes off without a hitch!#The ending just. Happens! And it’s bad that it just happens I think!#But then I go in the tag and there’s people like “it’s bad cuz they showed tiddy”#Like guys pls it’s more complicated than that#I was just reminded of the line “I do not need redemption” from Ellen and like YES THATS SO RIGHT#but then the story says “the only way to stop the count is for you to die”#And like there’s also something there about how how much she hates when Thomas gets her flowers at the beginning because they’re dead#And then at the end the professor scatters cut flowers around her body when she can’t tell him no#and like! That’s something! I can almost FEEL this movie trying to make its point but it just falls short#You cannot have it both ways you cannot be condemning this unfair treatment of Ellen but also leaving it completely unexamined#“goddamn you see that shit? That was fucking crazy. Anyway I’m Robert Eggers”
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The unlabeled flag picked from this one frame of Zuko!!
#fuck it. be indecipherable#/j#atla zuko#zuko atla#prince zuko#zuko#colorpicked flags#pride flag#lgbtq#lgbtqia#lgbtq community#a:tla#atla#avatar: the last airbender#avatar the last airbender#sometime further along the atla timeline. i like to think that zuko had identified as unalabled for some time#however short or however long it had been. it was surely a time of polotical gossip lmfao#like#'the grandson of firelord who abolished same sex relationships was seen near councilman sokka!? the word msit spread'#<- that kinda stuff wouldve definitely have been fun. imagining my poor guy just straight up confused as well#like he does not know that well either but hes somewhere there and pretty ok with it. and not helping the gossip lmfao#unlabeled#unlabeled sexuality#unlabeled gender#unlabaled pride#unlabeled flag#honestly he'd slay hard as a kyoshi warrior. and out-of-toch fire nation mediums would go crazy#especially not knowing the cultural value of it lol#imo zuko wouldn't mind identifying as unlabeled all that much. would it had been troubling in his teens? yes and also later on#just some fun hc and political shenanigans w/ unable to define lgbt identities getting sprinkled in the tags again :>
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You most definitely need to write a Loscar fic to celebrate the 4th of July and in true if he wasn't a racer he would br an amazing fratboy fashion Logam just needs to have crazy wild sex with Oscar. Show him why America is so great
LOGAN IS NOT A FRATBOY!!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#im sorry anon but IM SO TIRED OF THIS#anon#asks#logan sargeant#f1#oscar piastri#loscar#he IS going to have crazy would sex with oscar tho dw#gotta show him why the us is the greatest country on earth
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EATING HIM ALIVE LIKE THIS ❤️🔥
#james spader#robert california#the office#my screenshots#screenshot edit#photo edit#8x10#season 8 episode 10#godddd that damn track suit snd his chest hair...fuuuuuuck daddy#lets get drunk and party and then get to your playboy mansion and have a full month nasty pervy sex auuugh#he just like me fr#goddd guys look at his neck/throat#im going crazy#there needs to be more marks or a dog collar around it :))))#putting him on a leash would fix my problems fr#why can he rock that track suit plus normal suit whats why how he does that#the sex appeal right here fascinates me#studying him#loml
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things that are not technically canon but literally supersede the written text by how immeasurably canon they should be: spirit!cole was there the whole time and followed solas and lavellan into that portal
#datv#datv spoilers#presented without a smiley OR frowny face because depending on ur perspective this is very nice or very terrible#either way it happened. pry it out of my cold DEAD hands bioware.#''he knew where compassion was most needed'' he said that while solas was just kind of a little DEPRESSED post trespasser#i think if he knew solas *and lavellan!!!!* were going to SILENT HILL by the time of datv.....#well 😐he would literally never need to worry about job security ever again is what im saying.#JFGKFGJK#i also think it would be especially funny if neither one of them noticed for like 3 weeks. the reunion sex is just TOO crazy lol#he just shows up one day and lavellan nearly falls into a chasm w shock <3
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