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they’re 10000% fucking Btw
#the bts video and the article… good LORD#the crazy competitive pig game and them just talking abt how good they’d be at each other’s sports#the sex would go crazy#like think about it#JERSEYS STAY ONNNN#justin jefferson#anthony edwards
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everyone's joking about a lesbian love triangle being the focus of rhaenyra/alicent/mysaria's stories in hotd s3 but that will literally be what happens when mysaria acts to uphold and support the image of rhaenyra as queen (or rhaenyra's duty) and alicent is kept prisoner (or a hidden but unavoidable reminder of rhaenyra's love). and so the love triangle will serve to represent rhaenyra's internal conflict between love and duty
#and if you are me and subscribe to the theory that alicent will escape to dragonstone with rhaenyra after the riots in KL#then rhaenyra chooses alicent/love#i think the book page foreshadows this attempt at escape#“traveling across the narrow to flee a war of dragons”#alicent going to dragonstone with rhaenyra would also totally recontextualize rhaenyra selling her crown to pay for passage#rhaenyra abandons this ultimate symbol of her duty for a final chance at happiness with alicent#and then there's the horrible irony of the audience already knowing that aegon ii has taken dragonstone as they sail toward the island#knowing that rhaenyra and alicent could never actually be physically liberated from the system of patriarchal violence they exist in#but by that point they have both mentally liberated themselves from it#rhaenyra selling her crown and alicent finally accepting rhaenyra's offer to run away and totally abandoning duty#and so the love was important and valuable in the sense that they both die understanding that they couldn't change the part they played#but they know now that they had this love that sustained them despite the plotting and scheming and violence#and the love will be forgotten by history but not by them and in that their love will finally be free#crazy actually that they decided to do this shit with a game of thrones prequel#hotd#alicent hightower#hotd spoilers#rhaenicent#rhaenyra targaryen#house of the dragon#also they are having gay sex on the boat to dragonstone i saw it in a vision
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i don’t normally go here but someone get writing a pierresteban reunion fic about this weekend NOW
#pierresteban#like!!!!!#ik the reunion sex would go crazy help#need to read this#pierre gasly#esteban ocon#gasly#ocon#alpine#formula 1#formula one#f1
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say it with me everybody: personal health is completely immaterial to morality, including mental health. leading a mentally unhealthy lifestyle (or what you perceive as a mentally unhealthy lifestyle) does not a bad person make. no one has to socialize, exercise, have healthy coping mechanisms, or lead (what you perceive as) a fulfilling life with fulfilling hobbies in the same way that no one has to go to the doctor to get a broken bone reset. both of those types of management of personal health are likely to be beneficial to the individual, but they are in no way moral requirements or debts owed to society. they do not actually say anything about a person's principles, personality, or actions towards others. additionally, people know themselves and their own situations better than you do. maybe a person judges that the physical and financial toll of going to the doctor outweigh the benefit of getting their bone reset, maybe a person just does not have the capacity to develop healthy coping mechanisms at this point in their life, and yes, maybe a person feels like they are totally fulfilled by "media based" hobbies alone and would feel no difference in their life if they picked up a loom. just like. let people be sick without accusing them of being representative of the lazy, degenerated state of modern society.
#marina marvels at life#there's a way people on here have been talking about ai/tiktok/movies/anti intellectualism/media hobbies/self care that all jives together#that just. really icks me out.#sometimes it comes through pretty transparently with people claiming that you must have regular sex to be a healthy/good person#or conversely that people are more sex crazed now than they've ever been and it's destroying literacy or whatever#or that cheating at school is scandalously immoral and only 'soft brained' bad people would do it#or that collectivism means you have to dress the right way and feel the right way and talk the right way#because your actions affect Others and you might upset someone or give off bad messages if you wear a crop top or are too sad#but a lot of the time it's just this strange plausibly-deniable tone I keep encountering that crept up some time in like 2021 I think#like. am I going crazy here or has anyone else been feeling this?
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and if I said steve and you taking some spicy polaroids, and steve looking at them whenever you’re away and he wants you. he takes them out of their hiding space and touches himself to his favourite one of you under him.
hohhhhhh this is always such a delectable fuckin idea and it totally comes about after you take a polaroid of your tits and slip into a book and drop it with his lunch to steve at work <3 robin's like "gross, since when do you read?" and steve's about to scoff and maybe start bickering with her when the book in his hand falls open to a certain page and there it is. the first polaroid. robin fully believes you dropped him a steamy kind of book because she can't think of any other explanation for his abrupt red-cheeked stammering as he snapped the book shut and whirled into the backroom suddenly, claiming a quick break with a shaky voice. you get a very frustrated phone call that night, his voice all gravelly from being pent up all day and you take great pleasure at cooing at him over the phone, teasing him and hearing his slick noises and whiny moans as he works his cock until he cums over just the sound of your voice and that one picture :( it does not take long for this to become the remedy when you two are apart—faceless photos that are down right raunchy- half of what gets steve so worked up is knowing you've taken them for him :( looking at the arch of your back, your fingers pinching your nipple, all of it probably adds to his frustration as much as it alleviates it :( poor baby
#time spent apart always = crazy hot sex when you're back together#that is LAW for steve <3#he goes insane#and actually IM going insane#i would say anon u are so fucking correct and this is so fuckin hot#jay writes#anon#steve x reader#steve harrington#steve harrington x reader#steve harrington smut#steve harrington x reader smut
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my only complaint abt the solavellan ending is the kiss looks like a kdrama kiss. someone here will know exactly what i mean by that
#OBVIOUSLY a bend-her-over-ur-thigh and grab her ass kiss would NOT HAVE MADE SENSE IN THIS MOMENT#HOWEVER.... this one is almost too chaste for the desperation of the moment it feels awkward#honestly i dont think she should have kissed him at all he was going thru something JHRKHJGR#a nice hand to the cheek would have been my preference#they are going to be having crazy nasty freak sex anyway for the next 1000000000 years so#even a kiss on the cheek........#he seems too emotionally fucked up to be into her kissing him sorry#or they could have done a better job showing him reciprocating#they could have called back to their first kiss with her pulling away and him pulling her back...#it just feels off to me#not off enough to ruin the scene its still a banger#veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#da:v spoilers#dav spoilers#mine.txt
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real suffering is learning that the awesome pretty girls in your chem class are also into starkid and you have no way to drop that you know what that is without it being completely out of the blue <//3 i'll just have to settle for liking all of their starkid innit reposts <///3 woe is me
#what's rlly funny is that i don't swear or anything#and keep rejecting everyone who asks me out#so there's this like. image around me at school that i'm ridiculously innocent#which is fair enough in most cases (modern slang & sex references are so weird)#but also it'd be so funny to see their reactions to finding out i listen to like#dirty girl and take off your clothes#& i watch stuff like abstinence camp completely of my own volition#one of then was shocked enough about me listening to heathers#i want her to learn that i too know all the choreo to cup of roasted coffee and every word in npmd <3#LOOK I THINK WE'RE ALL DOING A LEVELS AT THE SAME PLACE#THEY'RE SO COOL AND SMART AND PRETTY AND THEY'RE??? NICE TO ME????#it's crazy#i want to be their fren :)#i feel like if i got into a conversation sith them about starkid i would go so off the rails though#the least normal about it ever#starkid#starkid productions#starkid npmd#tgwdlm#team starkid#hatchetfield#starkid musicals#black friday starkid#trail to oregon#starkid twisted#holy musical b@man#firebringer#etc etc etc#i wonder if they've seen spies are forever..#starkid innit
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we really sleep on sam/lisa and dean/ruby
#am i cooking or not#maybe not. but#deanruby hate sex#would it happen? idk no but maybe. dean is crazy sometimes i think hed go for it if he thought it would make sam disentangle from ruby#(which it wouldn’t even).#cant really see ruby going for it though dean is irrelevant for her except for as a way to#manipulate sam.#then soulless sam and lisa. now would lisa go for it. also probably not but you can make anything happen through the power of fanfiction#oliver talks#spn
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wait james somerton sounds a lot like some people on tumblr when they start spouting off about queer history or supposed controversies within it. is that where you guys are getting your stuff? is it james somerton brain poisoning?
#i had never watched or heard of his channel before hbomb and todd's videos#im still watching todds video i just got past that stupid nambla part#tales from diana#i suppose there's a lot to say about people making as nick called 'observational' statements but what todd more aptly calls#pulling shit out of one's ass.#it's the same thing as somerton talking about straight women or white women or straight white women being offended at gay sex scenes#yet supposedly seeking out queer media that would have gay sex scenes?#or slighting more chaste/fluffy queer media ie heartstopper?#ppl who have these sorts of biases against certain types of gay people or their media if it's not what they see as#the most radical progressive form of queer visibility and acceptance.#creating strawmen enemies that they stand in defiance of#yeah this stuff is really getting my mind rolling#i swear ive seen a lot of these points james somerton has made being later used elsewhere on social media#was it ppl watching him who were inspired to go on these rants?#bc ive always seen these sorts of citationless rants and ravings in queer-friendly spaces and been like 'what are you talking about'#maybe someone with a scarf and a video essay voice told them smugly that these things were true#crazy. crazy#but also then again how much of this baseless speculation on social media just fueled/inspired the writing of these video essays...#idk. misinformation is a self-perpetuating cycle.
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#svsss#mdzs#luo binghe#wei wuxian#mxtx#i just love wondering what would happen if they interacted bc i don't think it would go well#luo ''i don't need friends'' binghe vs wei ''will talk someone to death'' wuxian#wwx would drive him insane imo#talking about their husbands could be a way to bond or it could be an argument waiting to happen#im not sure who would win in a fight or a battle of wits. you decide#sex is the funniest option to me bc i know theyre both really only interested in their respective husbands#but i do think they could have crazy sex if put in a situation. like one of svsss's sex pollen plots or something#wwx is a size queen. he would appreciate the heavenly pillar#the redblacks as a unit are funny to me#hua cheng has not been included here bc he would muddy the waters too much#and bc i don't know him well enough yet#had to repost this bc i had the poll set to only one day
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You most definitely need to write a Loscar fic to celebrate the 4th of July and in true if he wasn't a racer he would br an amazing fratboy fashion Logam just needs to have crazy wild sex with Oscar. Show him why America is so great
LOGAN IS NOT A FRATBOY!!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#im sorry anon but IM SO TIRED OF THIS#anon#asks#logan sargeant#f1#oscar piastri#loscar#he IS going to have crazy would sex with oscar tho dw#gotta show him why the us is the greatest country on earth
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EATING HIM ALIVE LIKE THIS ❤️🔥
#james spader#robert california#the office#my screenshots#screenshot edit#photo edit#8x10#season 8 episode 10#godddd that damn track suit snd his chest hair...fuuuuuuck daddy#lets get drunk and party and then get to your playboy mansion and have a full month nasty pervy sex auuugh#he just like me fr#goddd guys look at his neck/throat#im going crazy#there needs to be more marks or a dog collar around it :))))#putting him on a leash would fix my problems fr#why can he rock that track suit plus normal suit whats why how he does that#the sex appeal right here fascinates me#studying him#loml
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get you a bf who has band shirts you can steal <3
#i almost want to write smutty blurbs based on every single one these shirts#because i totally don’t go crazy over a hot boy who listens to the same music i do#nope doesn’t affect me one bit#because listening to jeff buckley cuddled up with bf matty would just be ugh#bauhaus would mean sweaty sweaty sex#fugazi is for when he’s jealous probably lol#radiohead is for when he’s feeling political#mazzy star would bring the super sweet side of him#the smiths would just mean a fucking sexy time lol#matty & band shirts#matty#matty healy#the 1975#bf matty#a matty collection
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things that are not technically canon but literally supersede the written text by how immeasurably canon they should be: spirit!cole was there the whole time and followed solas and lavellan into that portal
#datv#datv spoilers#presented without a smiley OR frowny face because depending on ur perspective this is very nice or very terrible#either way it happened. pry it out of my cold DEAD hands bioware.#''he knew where compassion was most needed'' he said that while solas was just kind of a little DEPRESSED post trespasser#i think if he knew solas *and lavellan!!!!* were going to SILENT HILL by the time of datv.....#well 😐he would literally never need to worry about job security ever again is what im saying.#JFGKFGJK#i also think it would be especially funny if neither one of them noticed for like 3 weeks. the reunion sex is just TOO crazy lol#he just shows up one day and lavellan nearly falls into a chasm w shock <3
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hey if u guys r sad about ofmd and want another show with gay people to watch you should consider watching Deadloch. It’s really good it’s really really good uh it might get a second season if the creators decide to do that.
if you watch good omens you’ll be able to watch Deadloch they’re on the same service. Uhhhh One of the actors from ofmd is there shes one half of the main duo (the other half is played by Kate Box who’s an amazing actor and Dulcie is now one of my fav characters ever) gets to wear an open Hawaiian shirt for like 3 of the 8 episodes which is a bonus. It’s extremely gay and it’s fun and beautifully written and no queer characters die and it’s satisfying and funny and Please watch it I’m begging you please watch itPLEASE
#ofmd#deadloch#PLEASEEEEEE please Im begging Im on my hands and my knees PLEASE WATCH THIS SHOW#It’s not shy about being gay it practically opens with gay sex ok please pleaseee watch it#It’s got so many amazing characters every character is so well written it’s a detective satire that ends on a pretty openly anti cop note#The main characters work so well together and the actors have such good chemistry and the storytelling is so good and well done#Literally my only my singular criticism of the entire show is that I think the lighting in some scenes could be brighter so you can#Actually tell what’s going on bc it’s sort of hard to at certain points#THATS MY ONLY CRITICISM AT ALL ITS THAT GOOD#Ive watched it 10 times now I’m still finding new stuff and connecting things it hasn’t gotten old yet#It’s seriously like unironically a masterpiece of a show. I would like it just as much if everything else was the same but the characters#Were straight#Though given how much of it is tied to gay and specifically lesbian culture it would be sort of hard to do that LOL#but still. like hypothetically. If it was straight I would not like it any less I would still be just as crazy about it
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where are my sevika/jinx truthers?
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