#the search is the thrill

[fishthegenderwitch]

Every week I come into the one work location and there's just... DVDs all out in front of the other ones, blocking the titles so you can only see the ones in front, stacked on their backs, instead of the ones lined up deeper in (see Dia. 1)

So every Wed and Thu, I pick up the ones in front, and stick them on top of those ones, so you can see Every Single Title (see Dia. 2)

Today I had just finished doing this when my coworker came out to relieve my shift so I could go home, and I had noticed some of them were sort-of alphabetised. We don't do this at the bigger store because Customers (also we have hundreds of them on racks, not a single bookcase like this location, and we'd need a dedicated employee to do that and watch customers like a hawk to keep them tidy. There would be fisticuffs). They'll put shit back wherever they feel like it, and trying to keep it organised is an exercise in frustrated futile energy expenditure.

I ask coworker, "are you.... alphabetising these?" to which he replies, "YES! I do it every week and somebody keeps messing it up, so I have to do it again!"

I just blinked, and was like, "Yea we don't do that at the other store, because there's customers who don't give any fux about where they stick stuff back in. This seems a great way to make yourself crazy."

He just looked at me like I was the crazy one

[raceweek]

alex albon worst podcast host ever... took like 5 minutes for me to figure out who leah was... gonna need him to sharpen up for his future gig at sky

he is the worst podcast host ever truly but also. statistically there are maybe more people who care about seventeen year old rally sensation who has just switched to single seaters for the first time lia (1.1 million instagram followers) than formula one driver logan (770k instagram followers)

[quietlyblooms]

PREFERENCES — SEXY SUNDAY EDITION. explicit below the cut. feel free to steal & repost for your own muse(s) .

bold = yes

bold + italics = favorite

italics = maybe or partner dependent

nothing = no strong opinion

striked = never

INTEREST!

submissive / dominant / prefers to top / prefers to bottom ( at the beginning ) / likes to switch / heterosexual / gay / lesbian / bisexual / pansexual / asexual / demisexual / enjoys sex with men / enjoys sex with women / enjoys sex with genderfluid , agender , demigender , or non binary individuals / enjoys sex with all genders regardless of identity / enjoys sex with multiple people at a time ( only if she's in a closed poly relationship ) / enjoys intimacy with women / enjoys intimacy with men / enjoys intimacy with genderfluid, agender, demigender, or non binary individuals / enjoys intimacy with all genders regardless of gender / initiates / waits for partner to initiate / spits / swallows / morning sex / night sex / sex any time / no sex drive / low sex drive / average sex drive / high sex drive / hypersexual / fluctuating sex drive

BODY & APPEARANCE.

slender build / medium build / athletic build / muscular build / curvy build / voluptuous / chubby build / wears boxers / wears boxer briefs / wears lingerie / goes commando / shaves / trims / waxes / goes natural / naturally smooth / cup size a b c / cup size d-f/ 1-5” in length / 6-9” in length / 10” or over in length

SOUNDS.

silent / quiet ( tries to be at first out of shyness ) / loud / grows in volume over time / bites hand / bites partner / bites pillow to muffle self / calls out partners name / curses / fakes / exaggerates / prefers a quiet partner / prefers a loud partner / prefers a partner who grows in volume over time / turned on by dirty talk!!! / turned off by dirty talk

TURN-ONS & KINKS.

having their hands pinned / pinning partner’s hands / having own hair pulled / pulling partner’s hair / being watched ( by their partner ) / being watched ( by a third party ) / watching their partner / receiving oral / giving oral / giving praise / receiving praise / biting or marking / being bitten or marked / spanking / being spanked / teasing / being teased / having toys used on them / using toys on their partner / giving anal / receiving anal / choking / being choked / giving vaginal / receiving vaginal / being tied up / tying partner up / being worshipped / worshipping partner / humiliating / being humiliated / degrading / being degraded / knife play / blood play / being pegged / pegging partner / partner wearing lingerie / wearing lingerie / whipping / being whipped / roleplay ( would depend on the scenario but she'd try ) / titfucking / cockwarming

PLACES.

bedroom / shower / bath / pool / ocean / kitchen / home bathroom / public restroom / car / tent / alleyway / field / forest / university / empty or abandoned building / library / rooftop / terrace / dressing room / elevator / parking lot / museum / cemetery / beach / closet / hospital

[miquellah]

I may be stupid, but what’s Miquella’s connection to torrent? Like, they were together in that one art, but from everything I’ve seen the dlc never mentions them together

nope! you’re not stupid! as far as im aware anyone knows, there’s no further mention of torrent in SOTE at all!!

even before that DLC promo image, though, i do remember it having been posited by fans that he was potentially torrent’s former master (mostly through context clues, the shape of torrent’s summoning item, etc?). said promo image was basically confirmation of some connection, andddd. then nothing more

but the connection is still strong enough somewhere, apparently, that people will go around saying “ohhh yeah, miquella TOTALLY wanted you to have torrent so he could uhhh manipulate you into getting here” which. doubtful. but if it’s trina instead we MIGHT be talking?

anyway yeah. might be some sorta context implied given that torrent IS a horned beast, but far as im aware. nope no further (concrete) connections made

[purrassicjet]

Aro Sandra Lynn.

That's all

[zzyzxtourguide]

I did it. I found the most trivial question I could ever ask you guys

FABLEHAVEN POP QUIZ

impossible edition

Get this wrong and it will only be even more trivial (if that’s possible at this point)

Get it right and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I am the stress of this fandom

[noirsariel]

Jin Grandet with a Transmasc partner

Let's be perfectly honest, neither one of you exactly expected to get together give Jin's track record. Jin is one of the notorious lady's men of the palace, Jin is the one with a self-proclaimed love for breasts that it is often one of the first things folks know about him.

Yet, here you two are. How did this happen? To be perfectly frank, Jin had to come to terms with a lot about himself and what he wants to even come to the conclusion that he is interested in being with you. Make no mistake, he's thrilled for you and watching you grow more confident has been amazing. Attractive, even! However, much like the post with Theo for IkeVamp, what does that mean for him if he finds you attractive?

He's not going to rush into a relationship, to be fair he doesn't even do that with Belle as was certainly wounded by the way his mother was treated, but he needs time to sort himself out.

Once he does though, he is all in. Reputation be damned, he's your man now just as you are his.

[nicovibe]

If you're ever trying to read Marvel and DC through the library, and are struggling to find a lot, I've found Hoopla has a good selection!

I might stop my old Comixology Unlimited account and just use Hoopla and Comics Plus (also through the library). The new system is really hard to organize along with my ebooks.

[0bir]

had some fun this fest, i liked dc cheering for us

also a 100x with my friend!!!

[asterwild]

Bobcats (Lynx rufus) can be found throughout most of North America. They're on average the smallest of the four Lynx species. Its range overlaps partially with the Canada lynx, and at first glance the two are quite similar in appearance. Though size comparisons may be hard if you're only looking at one (bobcats have smaller ear tufts and paws even relative to their smaller overall size) the tail markings are an easy tell -- Canada lynx have a fully black tip, bobcats have a black spot that doesn't fully encircle the tail.

[arcxnumvitae]

@lunarxdaydream

Iomhar:

[harteatiing]

" Ewwww......is that a brain? That's fucking disgusting dude."

(LOL I'm sorry but I had to send in something with Adam weirded out by Alastor. XD)

@lettherebemonsters // unprompted

Heedless of the First Man's discomfort, Alastor continues his meal, silver fork held primly betwixt blood red claws. The side of the utensil is more than enough to cut a piece of the organ from the whole and its prongs spear the morsel just as easily. The Radio Demon introduces the creamy slice of meat into his grinning jaws and chews away happily with no regard paid to his audience.

Brains are quite a treat-- both to cook and to eat, in Alastor's expert opinion. After all, any fool with a decent heat source and the faintest idea of seasoning can make something edible from a flank steak or a piece of pork belly. Organ meats are a challenge, requiring both knowledge and skill in spades-- culinary alchemy. Brains, in particular, require meticulous preparation-- including extraction and cleaning-- and necessitates an adept hand in layering flavor in order to truly make the delightful texture shine.

The light, subtle flavors of bay leaf and lemon blending perfectly with the poached dish's inherent delicacy tell the sinner that his efforts have all been worth his time. This is a sweet success, a boost to his pride in the kitchen, and it is made all the sweeter by the look of disgust on Adam's face.

Alastor finishes chewing his food-- it would be a shame to rush through such a lovely meal, after all-- and red eyes finally fix on the fallen exorcist general. The Radio Demon is all smiles, of course, but those eyes are dead cold.

" It's quite delicious, actually; brains are a traditional meal in many places, you know, and they can be enjoyed in many ways ! Why, with the proper preparation, you would never even recognize what you were eating as a brain-- when poached and seasoned with strong flavors, it's easy to hide in just about anything. The texture is quite smooth, so in many cases it only adds to the overall experience of consumption and its individual flavor is easy to overpower. Of course, it's lovely as the centerpiece of a dish as well, such as this one-- Oh, or breaded and fried ! "

He can't help but revel in the one-sided discussion as he rambles on, relishing the revulsion. How can he help himself ? Adam isn't the only human soul capable of holding grudges.

Filtered voice dripping with malice, Alastor continues. " You know, I didn't expect you to be so squeamish-- why not try a bite ? "

[palismet]

u ever think about how hunter would learn about wolves in the human realm and then have the windows open, hear a familiar, distant sound and go oh! oh! wolves in connecticut! wolves in connecticut! and it's just the siren of an ambulance

[taegularities]

Hey CMI JK, what sexy couples costume would you and YN rock this Halloween 😏😏

Jungkook: "…Do I tell them?"

OC, shrugs her shoulders: "Yeah! It's not like it's uhm, just the coolest idea ever?!"

Jungkook, looking back to you: "I mean, I suggested Wanda and Vision, but ___ wants us to dress up as… fitting Tetris blocks." He feels you vibrating with excitement next to him. "Maybe we can do the MCU next year."

OC: "Yeahhh, for sure! Unless we come up with something better. Like, remember my plan B? You thought it was fun."

Jungkook, side-eyeing her: "…Right. Yes. There was also Jack and Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas. Whatever the lady wants, right?"

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ask my characters! 🤍

[p2ii]

me: has/developes a new interest

also me: ok but what are they saying in the -anti/-critical tags tho 👁👁

[versus-weird-al]

Please listen to both songs before you vote!

"Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"

"Cavity Search"