#( lettherebemonsters ; adam. )

[helluva-hazbins]

[simplendelulu]

@lettherebemonsters continued from here

"Trying to get rid of this barnyard smell!" Niffty claims as she finishes scrubbing the traumatized goat before hosing it down. Despite her size, she's actually quite capable of maneuvering the hell beasts.

"This place reeeally needed a lady's touch, no offense. A clean home is a happy home, and doesn't it smell much nicer in here now???"

[exorcisticlute-archive]

{closed thread with @lettherebemonsters }

Lute was finishing up in Hell's embassy as she was setting up for the next meeting with Charlie. This time Sera had demanded that the meeting was in person instead of Adam doing it through a hologram. Lute would peer over at Melody who was sitting on the table playing with her own toys. She smiled straighten up the last stack of papers where Adam will be sitting at.

She grabbed a hold of Melody getting ready to head back to heaven when all of a sudden she was caught off guard by someone grabbing her from behind. She couldn't react fast enough due to a towel being placed over her nose as her vision went blurry. The last thing she heard was Melody cry out for her.

A demon had breached into the embassy and held them both at ransom. "Take them both away" The hound instructed his backup writing a letter for whoever came in contact first along with one of Lute's feather plucked. '

The note read

Come to 354 Heyward street if you want to see your two angels alive'

[brokendreamscreation]

@lettherebemonsters for a Lil Lucid Verse thread)

Anxious hands pick up the wailing cherub from the cradle, the angel shushing him. As one of the staff members that serves the high council and archangels, she is tasked to take on any request from her superiors. But to babysit a baby angel is not something she imagined ever doing. It’s not like they’re a common sight in Heaven, let alone with any instruction. And to her shock, the superiors appear to be equally as clueless.

“Please stop crying, little one. You’re giving me quite the headache.” The angels plea goes answered with another hiccup and wail, shimmering starry tears rolling down his apple mark cheeks. Even with the doors closed, the babies cries can be heard in the hall of the citadel.

[happy-hazbins]

@lettherebemonsters asked:

" You know that your cute little imps have been murdering people on Earth, right? So your redemption bullshit isn't working since your people are fucking up humanity."

( Sinner Adam at Charlie o.O)

Naturally, Adam's words only cause disbelief in the princess, her eyebrows knit together sympathetically over the info or from her perspective - baseless claims, she's pretty sure that if anything was being breeched, like contracts between heaven, earth, and hell, then she would have heard about it from someone else within the higher rankings and royalty among Hell by now. Regardless, she's made to feel uncomfortable by the topic.

"Uhhh, cute little imps?" she can't hold back a nervous laugh as she attempts to think it through, "As far as I know no one has access to go around up on earth unless they have permission from one of the Seven Sins. So, I really doubt anyone would be causing any trouble, Adam, there's no way any demon, imp or otherwise is going to be allowed to do that, I-I'm sure of it."

[helluvasins]

@lettherebemonsters replied to your post “...Bruh, why were these Adams so fucking edgy....”:

* mega huge sinner dragon Adam just flicks his tail, slapping him*

​Bro, he's not going to take your weirdo furry dragon hit cause you're big bro. Dodged. Miss him.

[lightbringer-morningstar]

@lettherebemonsters asked:

" Your highness! I didn't expect a visit from the king of Hell! Hold on, let me get this place fixed....BASIL! Get your augmented ass in here with snacks!"

( Vox lol)

Well now, here was a greeting worthy of his station. Not that he pushed for any titles to be the only form of addressing him but it did tickle his pride when it did happen, he enjoyed when others recognized that he was in charge of the whole shebang down here in the seven rings.

He gave a nod with an airey delighted smile in tow. "I see, well, you'll just have to pardon my little intrusion in that case~. Just uh... making the rounds, you know, as usual, meetings with the overlords, other members of the Ars Goetia and the whatnots, you know how it goes, right Vox, my good man?" He replied with a bit of casual small talk, schmoozing like an old pro. "Who am I kidding, of course you do!" He chuckled lightly before his eyes trailed towards the same direction as the c.e.o.'s.

[brokendreamscreation-moved]

@lettherebemonsters xxx)

//I got curious (because I do not remember much of my Sunday school teachings from 20 years ago LOL) and asked Google how many kids Adam & Eve had.

WHEN WAS THERE 10 ADAMS AND 18 EVES?!

[dick-meister]

Adam: Seth my boy! You’re of age right now, right? Let ol’ poppy get ya a beer

Seth: Dad I’m over 1000 years old.

Adam: Who’s a growing boy???? You are!

Seth: seething I will gut you like the fat little pig you are!

[civicmuses]

Honestly? She prefers this Adam over that other Adam right now.

[gethellbcnt]

@lettherebemonsters wailed to the heavens! ; " Sometimes I fucking HATE going down there for these after-extermimation meetings! Lillith is always trying to fucking get more! Why do we even HAVE these meetings if Hell is just going to keep demanding shit!" ( Adam to Sera!)

❝ language, Adam. ❞ She chides as he sits across from her, choosing to ignore the mess of his lunch. While she would prefer that the meetings would be handled by those with more spare time on their hands, Sera knows that these meetings are important.

Call it counting the casualties and checking the balance between the two realms, of sorts.

❝ these meetings are necessary for reasons related to our long-term goals. ❞ A verbal slap on the wrist is hardly punishment, brows furrowing downward in disapproval of his behavior. ❝ an example of one of these supposed demands would be helpful in better understanding your complaints, as well. ❞

[helluva-hazbins]

@lettherebemonsters asked:

" Was anything in Eden real between us? Or did you just use me like everyone else did?" (Adam being real for once o.o)

Oh, Abbadon's endless dismal pit. There was nothing to save him from seeing to this one on one this time. Usually there was some distraction or task the wiley Devil could use to deflect or steer the topic away from this. He really didn't want to have to even try opening up to this.

"...Adam... I... I... I..." it draws out a bit as he stammers and searches for words he's uncertain he has at this time, feeling put on the spot with no easy recourse to slither his way out. Not that he didn't want to be more transparent with the fella, they'd been working through a lot lately but this topic had it's long time barricades surrounding it in place for hundreds of thousands of years!

And although he's mocked and made light of so much of what had gone on in Eden to get the first man's goat and bait him during the battle, he knew just as much as Adam that deep down it was a vulnerable spot, one that despite either of them remained opened like a gaping wound that shouldn't still feel as fresh as it does.

Could be why he'd rather keep it surface level. Left to childish jokes and antics, as to avoid dealing with the unhealed part of it that still causes anguish and guilt.

A few deep inhales and exhales later and his throat is tight, dry, he thinks of pushing past and emotions stir each time, theres an ache twisting and his voice comes out coarse, and his eyes shut tightly, "I..I've said it before, it was real, once." A pause as overwhelming emotions flow past the flood gates and he musters up what he can to continue to push his voice through, "If you felt I used you... Hell, if I did use you...I don't know and well, I've got to make amends for that... I had no intention of leaving you feeling that way. I only saw my own goals back then, I didn't realize the full effects and consequences...well how could I? It was the key to all enlightenment and free will. Someone says hey, here's how to turn on the lights, right? And it seemed so simple, Adam. It seemed so simple." For Satan's sake his heart is racing and sinking to unknown pits he can hardly cope with it as the prickling at his eyes signals streams of uncontrolled tears. Did he feel bad for the consequences? Of course he did. It's a weight that's never left him.

[out-of-heaven-and-hell]

@lettherebemonsters ; Adam: Fuck you, my Exorcists LOVE my ass!

"Who wouldn't? That thing probably has jiggle physics."

[velvetwarfare]

[ Cont. ]

Her wings twitched at the position he put himself in, her cheeks flaring under the mask — though she kept a level head.

“ Coated in the sinners’ blood as we make out? Sounds rad to me, sir. “

Hot.

Another slap — just for good luck, of course. Definitely not to revel in how he squeaks for her. She’s got a shit eating grin on her face too.

@lettherebemonsters

[waywardsculs-a2]

" You're absolutely ridiculous. Acting like you have ANY moral standing after the shit you've been pulling after Eden." (Adam really getting salty with Lilith)

UNPROMPTED // ALWAYS ACCEPTING

" Quite amusing to hear you saying such things , you know . But I suppose it shouldn't be a surprise . Your ego always has been the biggest thing about you . "

As much as she had in the back of her mind that she could say to him, Lilith knew there were times she needed to control herself. He wanted a reaction from her, and this time? She was determined not to play into whatever little ploy he had. Instead the Queen idly took a sip from her tea, leaning back in her seat as she did so.

" But let's face it , shall we ? Even if I were to dispute many of the things you believe or have been told were me , you'd not believe a word I said because you're convinced not a single word of truth could be spoken by me . If you wish to continue blaming me for everything wrong , so be it . Perhaps one day you'll understand that not everything is about you . "

[gctchell]

@lettherebemonsters asked: " You don't fool me, Lilith. I know how much venom is in your blood." (Adam to Lilith! :3)

"And to what do I owe the displeasure, Adam?" It was almost a decent evening in the court gardens, with her preoccupation being completely transfixed by the bulb of a glowing marigold, but then the most repugnant voice known to creation had to sneer in her ear and wade his way through pleasant memories. Even so, Lilith refused to acknowledge the First Man outside of the curt greeting. What was he babbling about today?

Here we go again.