#the seamstresses' guild

[solomonara]

Mrs. Sandwich, a seamstress (Good Omens Season 2)

and

The Seamstresses' Guild (Discworld)

(Men at Arms)

(Men at Arms)

(The Fifth Elephant)

[good-omens-heritage-posts]

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Can you imagine being the gentlemen of the discreet gentlemen’s club who are trying so hard to flirt with this very odd man who couldn’t be more enthusiastic about dance lessons and always brings the best wine, and you get nowhere, absolutely nowhere with him to the point where you’re all wondering if he’s one of Those Men who are so absolutely dense to subtext that he believes this really is just a discreet gentlemen’s club for gentlemen to be discreet about nothing more than billiards and drinking*, and then one day the very odd man comes in with another very odd man in all black and sunglasses, who walks so much from the hips that he looks like he’s about to tip over and moves his arms like he isn’t fully certain what they’re supposed to be doing but he’s having a good time with them, and then all the discreet gentlemen look at each other with sudden realization, because ah. Yes. The very odd man is already taken. By this other very odd man. Alright everyone, let’s line up for the gavotte.

*to reference a different Terry Pratchett work, the gay club equivalent of the men who turn up to the Seamstresses Guild in hopes of getting their socks darned, and for whom that is absolutely not innuendo for anything

[twostepsfromtemerant]

I’m still quite young, but a few years older and more knowledgeable than when I first started reading Discworld. I know more about the world, and public discussion about sex workers has changed in the US in the past 5 years.

And Mrs. Palm and the Seamstress Guild is still hands down the best and most respectful depiction of sex workers that I have ever come across.

Everybody in Ankh-Morpork knows them. When new arrivals come to the city they stay with Mrs. Palm. The closest they come to being the butt of a joke is Sandra th Actual Seamstress. They’re unionized! They have power and are respected!

[kuratamashi]

Mavis Vermilion!

I absolutely love this dress she wears in Fairy tail zero! I also can’t help but laugh at the fact that Zeref was just sitting somewhere in the woods sewing it during the time that he was teaching them all magic 🤣

[krowbby]

the next discworld industrial revolution novel should’ve been about the invention of the diva cup. could be the same manufacturers as the sonky too. perhaps we could scale it back to tampons if needed. the angua menstruation time of the month / wolfy time of the month jokes write themselves

[gleefully-macabre]

I finally finished Equal Rites (restarted really), and my Watsonian theory for why there weren’t any female wizards after Esk is as follows:

Some girl applicants decided that working as a maid and doing group- and self-study in the library during off-hours was preferable to interacting with wizards. All housework was done by enchanted household items until an unfortunate situation with the washroom and some minor flooding. Temporary enchantments are still used when they think they can get away with it.

A good portion of the student body is incognito. This is fairly easy to do, as wizards tend to be weedy and unathletic until reaching a certain age when they become fat and sedentary. Spells and potions for growing lush beards are traded among this group and improved upon every semester. Part of the Wizards’ Council might or might not be part of this group.

A few enterprising girls recognized the lack of a witch in Ankh-Morpork (at least one selling useful potions to the discrete customer) and jumped on filling the gap in the market. They’re officially part of the Seamstresses Guild, for legitimacy, because the client base has a lot of crossover, and to lock in a discount for fellow guild members.

[thisautistic]

i almost screeeeeamed. love all the little pratchett and discworld easter eggs!

[nemo-me-impune]

Former sex worker Vetinari truther

[liquidstar]

new oc batch ready! 8 more of these guys lol. the whole deal with this set is they’re from the artisan guild- lunar flair! intentionally spelled like “flair” as in “style” or “a flare for ____” rather than “flare”

basically all the members of the guild are different kinds of artists with different niches (and varying degrees of diva-ness). it’s pretty easy to tell who does what based on the everything about them, but if you want more info their bios are still under the cut!

Name: Jupiter

Name Origin: The planet of course

Pronouns: He/him

Age: 52

Guild rank: Guildmaster

Weapon: Lightning rods

Ethos (Power): Gigantomachy. He can make himself (even more) giant

Flaw power is based on: His overly protective nature, especially where the guild is concerned.

Notes: Literally the nicest guy ever until you provoke him though

Name: Erinome (Erin)

Name Origin: A moon of jupiter, the exact meaning of it’s name is murky but it can refer to grace or purity

Pronouns: She/her

Age: 13

Guild rank: 2 star

Weapon: A Book.

Ethos (Power): Poetic Imagery. Illusions cast forth by his her poems that change the appearance of the physical environment

Flaw power is based on: Her escapist indulgence in fantasy

Notes: You know, like, the pen is mightier than the sword and all that.

Name: Pictor

Name Origin: The constellation meaning “painter”

Pronouns: He/him

Age: 23

Guild rank: 3 star

Weapon: Giant paintbrush

Ethos (Power): Ardor. He can create three-dimensional things with his paintbrush. However they are not animate or alive.

Flaw power is based on: His conceited nature in regards to his own work.

Notes: Goes to museums to talk about how he could probably do it better anyway

Name: Oberon

Name Origin: A moon of the planet Uranus, it gets it’s name from the king of the fairies in Renaissance literature. Notably in Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night's Dream

Pronouns: He/him

Age: 29

Guild rank: 5 star

Weapon: Rapier

Ethos (Power): Fantasia. An illusion of changing his own appearance.

Flaw power is based on: His theatrical nature, of course

Notes: Why is he ourple?

Name: Syrma

Name Origin: A star in virgo, it’s name refers to the train of a garment (Typically worn by actors in tragedies)

Pronouns: She/her

Age: 25

Guild rank: 4 star

Weapon: Giant needle

Ethos (Power): Binding threads. She can create stitches on any solid objects and bind them to each other. Including people- The stitches are manifested energy and do not hurt.

Flaw power is based on: The dependency she often has on bonds- i.e. threads that bind people.

Notes: She makes and models all her own clothes.

Name: Parumleo 

Name Origin: A star in Pisces, it’s name means “small lion”

Pronouns: They/he

Age: 19

Guild rank: 3 star

Weapon: Microphone bardiche

Ethos (Power): Persuasion. If they can make you laugh you’ll temporarily have to follow his orders. Though it’s too weak to call full-blown mind control, and fairly easy to snap out of.

Flaw power is based on: His desire to be liked by others.

Notes: They’re like a lolcat. They can haz cheezburger.

Name: Leda

Name Origin:  A moon of jupiter, the name means swan.

Pronouns: She/her

Age: 28

Guild rank: 4 star

Weapon: Duel ribbons

Ethos (Power): Poise. Complete and utter weightlessness.

Flaw power is based on: Her carefree and utterly absent-minded nature.

Notes: You guys know swan lake right? Well, there ya go.

Name: Styx

Name Origin: A moon of pluto that gets it’s name from the river of the underworld. Yeah it’s also a rock band.

Pronouns: She/they

Age: 20

Guild rank: 3 star

Weapon: Axe-guitar.

Ethos (Power): Vibrato. Powerful soundwaves cast by her axe-guitar

Flaw power is based on: Her brash and blasé attitude

Notes: Calls everyone “baby” or “babe” because they’re a cool rockstar.

[mywingsareonwheels]

You know collectively we really aren't saying enough about Ms Cheng's obvious admiration of/attraction to Mrs Sandwich. :D

[foolishlyzephyrus-too]

oh the pure joy i received from the seamstress scene in good omens s2. terry pratchett, you will always be famous

[dimity-lawn]

[chaoticpanmage]

One thing I love in discworld is the humanization of sex workers. So many stories where they're reduced to only their job and ridiculed, but Pterry does such an refreshing job writing them to be human, compelling and powerful, to the point of being the leading faces of a public uprising

[2readiscworld]

Discworld is always on unexpected women isn't it

[kuratamashi]

Pt 2! Seamstress Zeref! 🧵🪡

I genuinely couldn’t get the idea of Zeref sitting and sewing Mavis’ dress! 🤣

It’s such a silly thing, not to mention it’s happened twice, like this isn’t some one off random thing he chose to do, this is a genuine hobby I’m guessing, if you don’t remember, during the Tartaros ark, he left Natsu an outfit too. This dork passes the time by sewing! 🤣

[honourablejester]

To be fair, that's at least partly because calling them seamstresses is a running joke, gently poking fun at the confusion between 'seamstresses' and seamstresses (see Sandra Battye), but yeah. Pterry generally didn't use demeaning language for much of anyone.

Also of note, the Seamstresses Guild is one of the most politically powerful and respected guilds in the city, and has been since Guards Guards. This isn't something developed later, it was there all the way back at the start of the Watch books.

Anyway, shout out to Terry Pratchett to not only have legalized, completely safe sex work in his books, but also have one of the prominent figures of the Seamstresses’ Guild be a major positive supporting character in Night Watch, as well as general helpfulness of the guild to board single, vulnerable women in their establishments without expecting almost anything in exchange from them.

Like, is used mostly as a joke some times, yes, like changing Free Love with Reasonably Priced Love, but is never a joke directed at the sex workers themselves. It could be more, but is honestly more than you would expect from a fanstasy series nowadays really.