#the scarab archives

[theholmwoodfoundation]

Maddie: Is this a customary incident in the life of an archivist

[Every other Horror-fiction podcast Archivist Has Entered The Chat]

[ghostlycollectorchaos]

I do think i gather them all!

[ghosteso]

My friend does this a lot so I’m taking a stab at it. I’m looking for more Podcasts to listen to I need to kill sometime the next few days. I’ll tag ones I’m thinking of and ones I liked so far.

I really liked Malevolent (just look at my blog)

A Voice from Darkness is another big one for me. As is Red Valley (I binged that one)

WTN, Wolf 359,, The Storage Papers, The Scarab Archives and the Technomancy Project.

Ones in my to be listened to pocket are as follows Woe.Begone, Kane and Feels: Paranormal Investigators, and Neighborly.

Started and never finished Penumbra, Spirit Box Radio, and Hello from the Hallowoods.

Any other recommendations? And for the ones I listed which would you start with? I tried the Slit Verses that seems popular but I couldn’t get into it.

[thescarabarchives]

Cal: I’m the smartest, wisest person in this group.

Isabelle : Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Cal: I paid for my Mars Bar, I’m getting my Mars Bar.

[system-reset]

ohhhh damnnnn

[thyfavouritegay]

callum is transmasc. delbert and gilbert are his gay dads. this is real and canon and official obviously because i am a good source. yeah.

[hobbitfalls135]

Gilbert Ryles if he was a tiny, holographic man:

[labratscheese]

If you're listening to a fiction podcast, there is generally nothing stopping you from imagining the characters dressed like this. Doesn't matter how serious the storyline is.

[itsdefinitely]

Please do more tma fionna and cake/adventure time 🙏 🙏🙏🙏

Somewhere else.

[theworldisalways-ending]

lelalala

[rotting-and-so-beautiful]

okay previous post reminded me of this but PLEAS tell me i’m not the only one who got major Elias Bouchard vibes from this idiot bastard

like…he was such a little bitch. the whole time i was watching F&C all i could think was “haha jonah core”

also bonus points for this look:

[field-cryptobotanist]

Gilbert from the scarab archives

Who do we think the third text to speech voice is

[hubristicassholefight]

Hubristic Asshole Fight Round 1 Part 3b

Jurgen Leitner (The Magnus Archives) vs The Scarab (Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake)

Propaganda below cut (Beware spoilers!)

Jurgen

Decided he was so rich and smart and special, he could build and keep contained a library of evil cursed powerful books. Of course this backfires, Jurgen Leitner is almost killed and spends the next decade living in a tunnel system underneath London, presumably shitting in the corners of the cave. The one time he tries to leave the caves he gets beat up by a young goth without knowing why. So back to the caves he goes. A few years later he gets brutal pipe murdered.

Jurgen Leitner was a collector of cursed supernatural books that he thought he could control, despite being kind of a nepo baby with no prior experience. He described himself as ‘I saw myself as a guardian, a reverse Pandora, gathering the evils of the world and locking them away.’ In an even more hubristic move, he marked all his books with the words ‘Property of Jurgen Leitner’. When his library inevitably got destroyed and the books started circulating again, he became universally hated and had to live in the tunnels to hide from people who lost their loved ones to them. He was hyped up as some kind of a major villain throughout the first 2 seasons, but when he ultimately showed up in person, all he did was he delivered some exposition, talked about regretting his life choices in a snotty old man voice, and got killed off almost immediately. He was buried under the name of George Icarus, because even his murderer thought he was a hubristic asshole. I love/hate him very much <3

Scarab

Dude spited his boss and followed an old guy, a 29 year old teenage girl, and a cat across universes just to try and steal a job he thought he deserved from a guy he hates too much. Shockingly this did not work; Hes hot and also cute in a gruesome and super fucked up way and can kick your ass, my ass, and his own ass. Hes loves plants and murder.

[ghosteso]

*hangs head in shame as I join and start a new podcast* I’m sorry S…..

[thescarabarchives]

Kenneth : Uh, Susan ? Gilbert is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof.

Susan : What?

Delbert: I think they meant, Gilbert is drowning.

Susan : WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Gilbert: *is drowning*

Stewart : OH MY GOD, GILBERT! KEEP SWIMMING!

Gilbert: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*

Stewart : GILBERT!

[nostalgia-mind-prison1995]

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