#the sarlacc pit

[jonberry555]

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi From a Certain Point of View: My Mouth Never Closes by Charlie Jane Anders Review

[star-wars-forever]

[pedroam-bang]

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)

[syn0vial]

boba fett in the bounty hunter wars series: i am normal. i am SO normal. i am the most normal human in the galaxy. in fact, i had all the non-normal parts of myself (see: anger, fear, joy) surgically removed via lobotomy. you can trust me. i'm normal.

[ryehouses]

these are all so good thank you so much for sharing!! I love you all!!!

[nihtscada]

boba fett is fine as fuck tbh send tweet

Star Wars Infinities #1

[ebitenpura]

i need to change my pfp and soon. preferably to theron doing shinji chair pose in mspaint but that would require me to learn how to draw with nothing but a mouspad in a few weeks

[mrkestis]

Boba Fett - Hades

death - the underworld - riches

[feralsunspotandtincan]

Luke: *calling from the kitchen* Hey, Sweetie, I'm making some pancakes. Do you want some?

Din: That sounds great, Cyar'ika, thanks.

Luke: Okay <3

*A loud thud is heard*

Din: What the hell was that?

Luke: The flour!

Din: That sounded heavy, how many pancakes are you making?

Luke:

Din: Luke, how many pancakes are you making.

One Hour Later:

Luke: I call it Mount Pancake.

Din: Baby, I love you, but what. The. Fuck. How many of these are you even going to eat?

Luke: :)

Din: Stop smiling like that.

Luke: :)

*The pancakes are gone by noon. Din got three.*

[corellianhounds]

An excerpt from an alternate universe where Anakin raised Leia on Tatooine, with the events of the original trilogy changing and Return of the Jedi happening a bit… differently.

Jabba’s Palace. 4 ABY.

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Anakin’s shoulders sag, his arms hanging midway in the air behind him by the manacles around his wrists. The left one is bloody and raw from how much he’s fought to break it, but the chains the irons are attached to remain embedded in the sandstone walls.

Regardless of the righteous fury boiling under his skin that should have rendered him capable of bringing the Palace down around him, crushing every bit of vermin within it, Anakin finds himself shackled on Tatooine once again.

Leia’s asleep. She fought it for as long as she could but the cocktail of drugs they’d been pumped full of has significantly impaired both of their grasps on the Force and sapped their strength. Add to Anakin’s pain that he’d been subject to EV-9D9’s treatment as much as he had those of Jabba’s other experts and you have a former Jedi beaten into suffering a significant variety of physical and mental torment. Leia had been similarly injected with Bib Fortuna’s experimental alchemy, but had been forced to see Anakin become the whipping boy in her stead any time she tried to retaliate. Anakin would have suffered it a thousand times over if it meant they never laid a hand on her, but with how she’d been adorned by the other dancers and paraded through the denizens of the court before arriving in front of Jabba’s throne, she’d still suffered from hands of other intentions. The taste of bile on Anakin’s tongue was constant and sharp as he watched his daughter be subject to the capricious whims of the Hutt and his court.

Anakin had done his best to put on a brave face for her, to let her know through the Force that everything was going to be okay, but even that taxation of his psyche proved insufficient. He didn’t know if she’d heard him, let alone believed him.

The sound of spurs accompanied otherwise silent footsteps, and Boba Fett appears before him. Anakin would spit if he could summon the moisture to do so.

The bounty hunter leans against one of the columns, resting his carbine rifle in the crook of one arm as Anakin seethes.

“… Didn’t we kill you already?” Anakin says with a glare.

Boba Fett cocks his head, looking over the state of him. “You know, I think I’ve seen this story before,” Fett says. “Chained for amusement at the mercy of wild animals. Jabba’s got a menagerie of mouths to feed you to.”

Fett looks across the room to Leia, and the chains clink as Anakin’s expression darkens further, his hackles raising.

“Then again,” Fett says. “Maybe Jabba will make you watch as he picks which creature to throw your little girl to instead.”

Anakin lunges against the restraints, snarling, but Fett is just out of his reach, having not moved even an inch. Bloodhaze clouds his vision as the chains pull taut, wrenching at his shoulder.

Fett scoffs, looking between Anakin and Leia again, his visor resting on the girl in chains with barely a scrap of clothing, perched perilously above the pit of the rancor.

“You know, she really does look like her mother, doesn’t she?”

[tcards]

Star Wars - Return of the Jedi: The 40th Anniversary Covers by Chris Sprouse

[where-is-zedaph]

throw zed in the sarlacc pit. i will miss him, but it must be done

o7, he wil be missed

[pedroam-bang]

Star Wars Galaxy Of Adventures (2019)

[htis]

[nkp1981]

Did You Know That The Sarlacc Pit Scene Was Shot In Yuma, Arizona?

[the-far-bright-center]

Things I will never understand: why do so many Star Wars fans agree that the Disney Sequels were terrible and destructive to the original Lucas saga, but then still passively accept them as 'canon'???

Why not just... reject that nonsense??

As others have stated before, fandom is not obligate consumerism. You are not REQUIRED to accept anything you don't agree with (or that you feel destroys everything you love most about a fictional story) as canon.