#the roemance

[armourofayda]

new baron art, all the bad kids seeing baron, baron mini next ep, i'm being fed apparently

[starbramble]

When you lie about your dating life and accidentally summon a Nightmare Creature who's thinks they are your Roemance Partner.

[skuttlesstrawberry]

Okay, so the plan is to create the BEST FIRST DATE EVER for

- Cody Walsh, a 32 year old unemployed former Hot Topic manager with very strong Goth Teen With Acne energy

and

- Loose Baron, a skeletal puppet boy driven by Roemance who is somehow ALSO the most pathetic criminal in outer space.

What EVEN is this QUANGLE???

[deconstructthesoup]

I think this basically confirms a Roemance Paertner as a homebrew D20 monster

Which we need a statblock for

[a-cat-in-toffee]

fhsy spoiler

baron (from the baronies) is the manifestation of a lie riz gukgak (fantasy high character) told (about dating someone named baron (from the baronies)) and they're sort of representative of his anxiety abt being left alone because all his friends will be in relationships someday and he's aroace

i havent slept what do we think abt adventurer baron

[is-the-character-aroacespec]

Is he aroace?

🧡    💛     🤍     🩵    💙

Reasoning: This goblin is confirmed asexual, but by looking at how his fears are presented in the campaign, many side with the idea of him being aroace. I, a lad from Autism Town, (down Aroace street), and my buddy, (my hypothetical neighbor on said street), love this guy. He walks around with his briefcase in the first season and he's incredibly smart in-game, smart enough to do away with romance, a bit of a conspiracy theorist, and may or may not have spawned an evil mirror clone from his lies about a distant "partner", named Baron. They're roemance paartners. Riz Gukgak has enraptured our hearts as the true crab king.

NOTE: The 'No, he's only aromantic' and 'No, he's allo' options are excluded on purpuse, due to the character being canonically asexual

[tinycowboyart]

Have you ever thought about dating fish?

WELL NOW YOU CAN!!!

Hooked on the roemance is a free game that six fish loving students made in two weeks for our winter project! It’s out on itch.io (for free wowww)! I got to design so many characters, it was delightful!!!

!! Remember to unzip the file before you open it, or it won’t work

[grayintogreen]

OH MY GOD MURPH ROLLING A NAT ONE THE EXACT MOMENT HE NEEDED ONE.

I SUCK ASS INDEED. YOU ROLLED A NAT 1 TO BREAK UP WITH YOUR AWFUL ROEMANCE PARTNER. THE DICE TELL A STORY.

[deliriumsdelight7]

Most annoying part about writing nonmagical Storybrooke AUs from Belle’s POV: naming Mr. Gold. I can’t have Belle thinking of her roemance paertner as “Mr. Gold,” but calling him another name feels weird.

[solient]

Three new trans-centered FFXIV stories to get you through maint: https://archiveofourown.org/users/solient/works?fandom_id=711325

Fit for Purpose - A slightly smutty roemance in which the protagonist develops the Echo. (smutty)

Leap of Faith - A black ops story in which everyone lives but the protagonist is going to be very sore for awhile. (violence/action)

Incubation - A pregnant transwoman helps crack another transwoman's egg, and gives her some vital clues to further her transition. (wholesome with a dash of lewd)

[gods-favorite-autistic]

WHY IS BARON RIZS ROEMANCE PARTNER KRAMPUS

[mokneydloaf]

"Did you hear that the guy who can tell the future using fish eggs has a date AGAIN tonight?

Turns out he’s quite the Roemancer."

[nommedtail]

i rly hope they bring back the roemance partner shirt, and maybe w/ ace/aro colors

[ralofofriverwoods]

LISTEN LISTEN ITS NOT ACTUALLY BAD THO!!! i was expecting it to be dog shit and i definitely didnt like everything(roemance strikes once again) but!!! it really wasnt terrible! one could even say it was pretty good!

the constant fear of communism from the ghoul's flashbacks was kind of funny but i have a feeling that thats how it was back then anyways

Cannot believe I’m almost 4 pages into writing fallout fan fiction in 3 hours, as opposed to 2 pages in 2 weeks for my original work. Crying and sobbing rn

[mylesbyond]

R : ROMANCE. is your muse a romantic or a cynic?

"What is roe-mance but an effort to show love in a way someone deems amazing? In my time I've seen men give a limb to protect their loved ones. When stories of this account spread across the land many women deemed it to be roe-manctic. I've assisted astrologians in creating the perfect environment for stargazing with their loved ones. When I hear roe-mance, I hear effort. It's hard to be cynical when someone makes an effort to show their love for others."

The elder statesmen leaned back in his wooden chair. Legs crossed at the tongues of his boots, fingers laced within one another as they rested on his stomach. His eyes drifted shut, allowing the projector of his memories to illuminate the back of his eyelids. Myles' cheeks perked up with assistance from his lips as he smiled reminiscence on his past life. It was like catching up with an old friend. The question dug up mental artifacts he believed had been long forgotten.