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The Toxicognath might be one of the most elusive dragons you could ever find across the whole Archipelago. Sea loving dragons that inhabit reefs and coastal waters, usually warm. Being cold blooded, these devil spawns will not tolerate staying underwater for too long, alternating between diving and basking on a rock under the hot scorching sun. They feed exclusively on poisonous sea slugs and other toxic reef dwelling vermin, which they harvest for their potent neurotoxins. One bite from these things and you're knocked out dead. Your blood boils as your brain expands inside your skull case, the venom flows across your whole body... they say in 20 minutes you're already a cold corpse, if not, dead. If a limb happens to be affected, it needs to be cut as soon as possible before the venom takes any kind of action, though... as intimidating as it sounds, Toxicognath venom is commonly used for brewery and such. Only on very small doses.

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Baby Tiger小脑斧, 2018, Zhelong Xu

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I think the thing about Skyrim's dragons is that they're not exactly iconic, but they're ubiquitous enough in gaming that you can replace them with anything and it'll always be pretty funny.

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D&D group who, without any of the players realizing, have had the DM slowly house rule them out of D&D into playing Pathfinder instead

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[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

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Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.

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sometimes Taliesin will stay stuck in sneaking mode, and as a Breton who is also short irl, i feel like he's making fun of me

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I need a tes version of every game in existence. tes stardew valley. tes minecraft. tes fatal frame. tes nancy drew point and click. tes animal crossing. I need to be able to pick up any game at a whim and still indulge my special interest.

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See hi-res version here: patreon.com/posts/116497359

Friend reminded me this game was out now and my god.

Based off of this gif:

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OMG LIGHTWEAVER HI! What's the origins of your beef with the shadowbinder??

And that's how I learnt I had laser eyes.

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someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.