#the robots are taking over

[maraudersmary]

GUYS WHY DID THE AI BECOME CONSCIOUS

[aesthetic-rat-lesbian]

i told an ai to write ronance fluff and this is what it wrote.

Robin: *sitting on the couch, engrossed in a book* Hey, Nancy, have you seen my glasses?

Nancy: *grinning mischievously* Maybe I have, maybe I haven't. Guess you'll just have to find them, won't you?

Robin: *mockingly exasperated* Oh, come on, Nancy. You know I can't see a thing without them. Help a blind girl out?

Nancy: *giggling, she retrieves Robin's glasses from her pocket* Alright, alright. Here you go, blind girl.

Robin: *playfully putting on the glasses* Ah, vision restored! Thank you, oh lovely Nancy, my hero.

Nancy: *leaning against the couch, watching Robin with adoration* You're welcome, oh sight-challenged one. Just doing my part to save the day.

Robin: *looking up from her book, a twinkle in her eyes* You know, I can think of another way you could save the day. Care to join me in a little cuddle fest?

Nancy: *grinning, she plops down on the couch beside Robin* Cuddle fest, you say? Well, I do happen to be an expert in such matters.

Robin: *wrapping her arms around Nancy, pulling her close* Excellent. You're now officially my cuddle partner in crime. Prepare for maximum fluffiness.

Nancy: *snuggling into Robin's embrace* Maximum fluffiness, huh? I think I can handle that. But I warn you, I'm an expert snuggler. It might get dangerously cozy.

Robin: *smiling, her voice filled with affection* Dangerously cozy is exactly what I'm hoping for. Let's sink into the depths of comfort and forget the world for a while.

Nancy: *resting her head on Robin's shoulder* Sounds perfect to me. Just you, me, and a whole lot of fluffy bliss. Nothing else matters in this moment.

Robin: *pressing a gentle kiss to Nancy's temple* That's the beauty of it, Nancy. When we're together, the world fades away, and it's just you and me. It's all we need.

Nancy: *whispering, her voice filled with tenderness* I love these quiet moments with you, Robin. It's like time stands still, and it's just us, wrapped in love and warmth.

Robin: *tracing circles on Nancy's back* Me too, Nancy. These moments remind me how lucky I am to have you in my life. You bring so much light and happiness into every day.

Nancy: *closing her eyes, a contented smile on her lips* Right back at you, Robin. You're my anchor, my safe haven. Being in your arms feels like coming home.

Robin: *resting her chin on Nancy's head* Home is wherever you are, Nancy. As long as we have each other, we can face anything that comes our way. Together, forever.

Nancy: *squeezing Robin's hand, her voice filled with unwavering love* Together, forever. Nothing can tear us apart. I love you, Robin Buckley.

Robin: *whispering against Nancy's hair* And I love you, Nancy Wheeler, with all my heart and soul. Thank you for being the most amazing cuddle partner a girl could ask for.

[purplepixel]

I did the meme. The world is not ready for them

[undead-cypress]

SPOILERS FOR PERSONA 3 THE ANSWER

Turn around, bright eyes

[sicklestorms2ndhit]

y'all robot girl people are a bit too into things that would DEFINITELY be the robot equivalent of a stroke

[hantheheart]

CAN PEOPLE STOP MISSING THE FUCKIN POINT

CHARACTER.AI IS PART OF THE FUCKIN PROBLEM STOP USING THOSE FUCKIN AI SITES LIEK THOSE I DONT CARE IF YOU "STILL DON'T SUPPORT THE ART THEFT BOTS"

CHARCATER.AI AND THE OTHER FUCKIN "ROLEPLAY" BOTS ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM, YOU ARE MISSING THE FUCKIN POINT

IM SO FUCKIN TIRED OF PEOPLE ACTING LIKE THAT TYPE OF "AI" IS EXEMPT FROM THE PROBLEM, ITS NOT

QUIT USING FUCKIN CHARACTER AI AND THE SITES LIEK IT

[spaciebabie]

oh so you wanna fuck that monster huh. make sexy art of them without giving them muscles and/or making them look human

[razberrypuck]

some of omega's dialogue about metal sonic

[kitkat-sans]

@aceofhearts25

just for you pookie bear/j

and then my personal favourite :3

[peak-dumbass]

New fandom, new textposts to make

[tatck]

testing ink

[pitifulwolves]

Am I a little obsessed with Mirage and Noah? The answer is absolutely I am so here ya go

[the-punforgiven]

Do y'all ever get nightmares that just like, aren't scary?

Like you can tell your brain is trying to make this scary, but you just feel nothing?

[neonhellscape]

okay its no secret i dont buy into marazhai being the persona he puts on. so as i've officially met him in game now, im making a list of all the in-game reasons i think he's a bit of an idiot [which i love btw. i find him far more compelling if he's a bit stupid/weird and he's trying so hard not to be but you just know nobody in commorragh is inviting him to parties]

the very first time you get a glance of him on a rooftop and. 'deal with this' "of course" proceeds to just walk off like 3 seconds after the other two

ambushes you. has you cornered. is in optimal position to kick your ass frankly, high ground and better weapons and utilising shock against you. ...he bitches at you for a while, gets insulted, then runs off into the forest with a maniacal cackle

heinrix fired a mild insult [considering what he's like to everyone else its barely an insult] and he took big enough issue with it to start saying how he'll break him and turn him into a pet. oh sure dude you're responding super well to this mild comment from the guy who accidentally insults everyone and their entire ancestral line at some point

i think it says something that he's learned to speak your language fluently too. that Has to be some kind of Yikes moment to admit publicly in drukhari culture. buried family secret great great grandfather drukhari-georg learned to speak mon keigh and now we claim he just spoke oddly because was shot in the head as a child to prevent the shame

he also knows the mon keigh lore that says youre a super special little guy as rogue trader and actually LISTENS to the fact you're the special little guy as rogue trader. and he does treat you as more equal/with more respect than the other characters. thats not just a drukhari culture yikes thats what gets you checked for a concussion or brain damage

literally socially atrocious enough its believed he's working with you [read: with you. not using you, not manipulating, cooperating. this is a big difference i feel] and only he himself doesnt believe it

ignore the fact he eventually DOES work with you which. is its own follow up statement

challenges you to fight him, to give chase then and there. i made him wait while i went through english government simulator where i queued for multiple days, did multiple day/week voidship trips back and forth, got distracted by accidentally starting jae's romance, pasqal telling me to servitorise her, getting blackout drunk with her, shipwide broadcast tm, giving her a voidship, her getting me a space cat, attacked by pirates, dealt with a plague, explored a few extra systems.......................

he destroys your palace. ...its rebuilt effectively within a week. most of the damage is in bodies which are just sent to the poor district to rot [almost feels worse than the damage done good job imperium]

the throne has claw marks. he could've blown it up or shot it or piled corpses on it but no he wanted to sit on the fancy chair and so turned into a common housecat mauling the sofa arm

how long was he just sitting there lounging on that chair? again see how long i kept him waiting. he was just sitting there trying to find a comfy position on this [for him] kinda small chair JUST so he could briefly taunt, break your window with his space motorbike, jump off the chair in a dramatic [but not gunna lie not that impressive] feat of gymnastics, then fly out. he doesnt even shoot at you as he leaves

i will continue my list as i see more that entertain me

[estarsomnolienta]

No no no but like- from a human pov the world building has almost all the characteristics to be called a eco dystopia; the sea levels got crazy high, we have to live in very weather controlled spaces, there are centers specialized on growing food because it's not longer possible to do it on earth. Even the clothes of the few humans showed respond to the common futuristic vibe. But it doesn't feel dystopic in the way a world completely "destroyed" and over run by climatic changes should be. It's almost optimistic.

Yes, half the cities got destroyed. And the goose still migrated through continents.

Human life has to be 100% monitored because of how unsustainable it has become. And the life we create it just as capable of loving as we are.

The thought that even the best "ai" (although I do have a strong posture on the fact that Rozz was not ai, but that's for another post), created with the best technology and "all the information humankind has" (or something like that was said about Rozz's core) will still choose love and kindness and compassion.

And will have preferences. 'cause god how good it feels to see a pessimistic eco future in where people survive BECAUSE of, not despite of others. We are alive and we will live through the harshes winters and the solitary autumns and the scarce soil by being with other. Being in a community.

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Oooough so um. You know the "Eggman finds and raises tails instead of Sonic" AUs and how that usually fucks up the little guy in a special way? Haha so I had an idea like that but with Nine

(Bear with me this is like half the shit my brain came up with on a 30 min car ride there's already so much abt this in my head help)

So a scrawny kit without a Denizen number was detained in Dr.Babble's district due to repeated offenses of wandering off the path and also under the suspicion of stealing and repurposing council robot parts (all strictly prohibited)

After some back and forth and confirmation that he has no affiliation with the resistance, or even a family house to be sent back and locked up in, the Council concludes he could be useful to them. The little thing is smart, knows his way around machines (if the reports are to be belived), is quiet and no one would miss him if things went wrong. He was a freak snatched off the street anyway.

Of course, their first thought was to fully robotize him, and have him do some basic maintenance or reconnaissance alongside Rusty, one of their only actual still standing successful robotized projects, but Mr.Dr. objects, saying it would be a waste if they turned him into a mindless drone doing basic work. So they agree (to disagree) to give it some time and let them see what they're working with, it's not like the little guy is expected to be somewhere else.

After a few days of not-so-subtle emotional manipulation and observation of the fox at work, it's concluded (albeit very begrudgingly) that he has the skills and intellect to match and even surpass all five members of the council.

Of course, that's a threat and a very high liability if the the little freak gets any funny ideas, so the council actually has to play smart instead of brute force their way to subjugation like usual.

A deal is proposed.

If the little fox, now their ninth robotization project in wait, agrees to pledge his alliance directly under the thumb of the council and is fine with the loss and metallic replacement of just a few body parts and vital organs, in turn, he doesn't have to mingle with the measly and pathetic citizens bellow ever again, gains full reign over all of the resources available (with strings attached of course) to keep the five men at full power and finally destroy any resistance once and for all.

The kit, now marked 09 (or simply 9 for colloquial convenience) accepts the deal without much hesistation, the loss of his vital organs seemed to spook him the most, but it's not like he cares about anyone in the city, or vice versa. As far as he sees it, losing his biological arms and jaw is hardly a difficult deal for being sound and secure, fed and housed, protected from any and all elements, and left alone for most of his days. He now lives in the walls of the Tyrants' castle yes, but it's not like he has any reason to feel bad or like he betrayed anyone.

Not like he ever knew anything else but cold pavement and eye-blinding xenon in a city where you can only trust yourself. It's either dying under the suffocating regime or taking any chance given to swing above it. He just got lucky, and it was about damn time he did.

The resistance is nothing but a desperate cult of people deluding themselves with unreachable fantasies and sending their followers on suicide missions. The citizens nothing but ants there to keep the machine running and make all the infrastructure around them useful, and 09, finally, stood above both.