#the resort

[drakelascivachasity]

Closed RP: The Resort

((And RP w/ @tokufan400))

Jason is settling down after a long travel and a few adventures. He has arranged a three month stay at a resort on a tropical island.

He arrives only find out the employees made an error. His large suite is going to be shared with three other guests staying at the hotel. He can’t undo the arrangements now so he decided to meet with these guests. He wonder who they are.

He would reach the room and knock on the door.

[flipjack]

Cristin getting ready for the Golden Globes

[samsdei]

Skyler Gisondo

[mr-haitch-but-lewd]

Two new Resort boys

[partyinpoison]

I'm going insane...

[stitchyarts]

when will Baltasar Frías come back from the war (renewal limbo) ??? He’s my favorite little scion of a fashion house turned detective and i MISS HIM!

[wilsons-hotlittleprettyboymouth]

Babygirl I’m obsessed with tv shows no one’s ever heard of

[in-love-with-movies]

The Resort (2021)

[hannahwatcheshorror]

THE RESORT - SUNK COST FALLACY

5:05

I have tried twice to watch this movie and twice I got five minutes in before I couldn’t take the cheese factor anymore. I think this is a movie for people who like bad movies but I don’t like bad movies. 

(1)

First of all, why does the security guard say he is going to have a heart attack “again?” Does this man have a history of heart problems? This little slip was sign number one that the script hadn’t had that nice little once over because I found myself saying out loud, “again?” Second, they pack so much information into the next scene it’s comical and overwhelming as all get out. Seriously, a character walks into her own home, doesn’t see all her friends waiting in the dim light (even though they have candles lit), turns on the lights, they yell surprise, she is surprised (idiot) and says some long exposition line about how they already bought her a trip to Hawaii for her birthday so she couldn’t believe they were doing something else for her birthday. They remark about how much packing they have to do (for the birthday trip to Hawaii) then have the birthday girl blow out her candles (on her birthday). If anyone thought of that Tyler the Creator gif, yes. She blows out the super bright candles and then flashes to a hospital where the third and final straw of the very professional investigator coming in to talk to her and he was just so unserious with his hands on his hips so I just said, “nope,” and turned it off.

[peachespearsandplumbs]

Chirenon, The Resort

[queenallipics]

Mood

[jimalim]

I think I've decided Cristin Milioti is my favorite actor. Everything I've seen her in, she's my favorite performer. If I see her name I the credits of a project, I'm much more likely to watch. She just so good and incredibly watchable. Was this post spurred by her FANTASTIC premiere episode of The Penguin? Yes. Could it have also been about how good she was in The Resort? Yeah, probably should have been (that show is a super underrated gem and she's mostly why!) Could it also been about Palm Springs? Or HIMYM? DEFINITELY! She's just such a talented performer and I think more people should be singing her praises.

[ohmywhatamarvoloustune]

Cristin Milloti never misses between Made For Love (2021-2022 cancelled) and The Resort (2022). Both completely mind bending shows which take over my mind. Changed my soul. Touched me as a human being.

[quotethatshow]

[veryslowreader]

The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People by Stephen Covey

The Resort: "The Disappointment of Time"