#the real raiden

[mrstsung]

THE REAL RAIDEN!

THIS IS RAIDEN. RAIDEN IS A GOD OF THUNDER AND PROTECTOR GOD OF EARTHREALM. HE IS A FUNNY,LOVING,WISE,THE MOST HUMAN OF THE GODS AND KNOWS ABOUT MORTALS AND ISN'T A BRAINDEAD DUMBASS WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING(like srsly a person who's been around mortals for a long time knows about them,to have him as the aloof one and fujin the younger one as somehow the more in tune one despite not ever interacting with mortals hardly,is fucking irritating and offensive and an insult and clearly people not only dont know the characters but do not understand siblings,especially blood related,outside of being gross or tropey and it shows. None of you have sibling nor a positive relationship with them. So dont write siblings if you dont understand or dont bother to listen to those that do.) FATHER FIGURE,SARCASTIC AF,TIRED,OVERWORKED,UNDERPAID,UNDERAPPRECIATED,SWEETHEART,FRIEND-SHAPED,SEXY DILF WHO SCREAMS *ayayababey!* AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF AT HIS FOES! AND I WON'T ACCEPT OTHERWISE!

Any other version is an impostor or a joke. I won't take seriously. And refuse to acknowledge it's existence.

Raiden is a thunderdilf. Period!

If you answer anything else,you're wrong. Sorry.

Do raiden right or not at all. Do mk right or not at all.

[arttrampbelle]

BEHOLD THE REAL RAIDEN. THE REAL GOD DILF OF THUNDER!

Also yes he would love you sweetheart. Dont worry.

He's funny,sweet,and protective.

Even when he went "dark" he still had principles he just went a little crazy and you brought him back dont worry he still care.

Oh not to mention his bro thinks you're awesome.

[emptyjunior]

I think the craziest aspect of Raiden discovering his life is fake is him looking at some guy called snake and his hacker husband otacon and having to learn that that's actually Real.

Raiden, going through virtual reality brain death: ohhhh so that guy isn't backflipping off of helicopters and confessing his love in the middle of battle while soaking wet, that's just some weird deep psychosis construct I made up

The Patriots: No he exists, your work acquaintances and missions are fake, the guy with a mullet, the anime nerd, that Vampire, that's all real

Raiden: ?????

[shootyrefutey]

Colonel? I’ve got the Giant Chicken here… we’ve managed to survive the Fortnite moshpit

[soybean-official]

Compiled the Disco Elysium style MGS2 portraits into 1 post!

[clouvu]

Acorn x Wobin thoughts on the brain rn

[sholmeser]

playing with my touys

[laiamadej]

Some silly WIP that probably won't finish anytime soon.

[chinelacanta]

crossovers, the dna of the soul

the character assignment has less to do with, well, character, and more to do w general vibes >:3

[melodic-haze]

sub yae miko.. x dom raiden ei.. x afab!reader muahahah (can i be 🐆anon please haze👉👈👉👈)

FUCK HI

I'm pushing my needy Miko agenda bc let's face it she NEEEEDS to be pampered. Left alone constantly for SO LONG??? Yeah no she needs some TLC IMMEDIATELY❗️❗️❗️

Well. It doesn't actually have to be TLC, considering how she's basically DARING the two of you to go fast and hard, to fuck her relentlessly to the point where she can't handle any more. And really, you can!!! Especially Ei, considering just how powerful this woman is

The union between the three of you is as if past, present and future entertwined—you are a tangle of limbs and a mix of love and lust and longing and every carnal emotion that only you three could ever experience with such intensity together. Miko in between the two of you, drooling and moaning like a cheap whore rather than a shrine priestess as blasphemy escapes her lips and worships someone like you....but in the same breath she's still praying, worshipping the Archon in front of her, so surely she's still in 🤷‍♀️

I had a crisis about Ei's genitals once upon a time and now I think she can just. Swap them out 😭. But like listen imagine. Ei manhandling Miko, her nails digging into her curvy hips as she plows into the fox envoy relentlessly, stimulating currents of electro travelling into the pink-haired woman with such control and precision that only the Electro Archon could ever achieve

You could feel the remnants of the shocks that Miko's receiving as well from her tongue inside you—its length elongated due to the power inherited by her species—as she eats you out with a certain thirst for you that one cannot quench so easily. You're sat on her face, pussy displayed for her to eat and she eats you GOOD as you grope her chest and tease and twist her nipples. And when she stops moving your mouth as Ei hits her insides in a particular way or the electricity coursing within her shocks her still, just give her tits a slap and grind your cunt into her mouth and she'll be reminded that you need tending-to too

And the best part about it all? Both you and Ei are singing Miko praises; she's taking the both of you at once and she's doing it so well, your little kit is so very pretty underneath the both of you, looking all ruined and debauched with lipstick smeared on her lips and marks covering every inch of her soft skin. And it all gets to her head to the point where her hips buck up and she cums, clear liquid squirting out of her pussy and covering Ei's body

Doesn't mean you'll be stopping there though—neither you or Ei have stopped, and the way Miko's still eating you out as she rocked her hips showed that it was FAR from over :3

I'm so cold and I'm horny as hell my bad if none of this was coherent LOL

[ari-dark-raiden-simp]

Johnny needs to find the biggest chair cuz this bish is huge and will crash every small one 🪑

[mrstsung]

Ok after 80,000 yrs he's done.

Enjoy raiden lovers(me and y'all alike)

From me to you with love(and pain)

Lord Raiden,God of Thunder. Protector of the earthrealm alongside his brother Lord Fujin,God of The Wind.

The storm brothers.

I really hope y'all love it because holy shit this took forever.

[valkavavaart]

mei and kiana buy bronya a happy meal

[failyaoi]

Johnshi/Kencageblade/Swordblade kid oc just dropped (read tags for more info)

[ind0mitablesw0rdsmen]

this cyborg is a lesbian

[soybean-official]

Danteraiden nation where are we