#the real one this time

[tales-of-whales]

Guess what? I'm done with this one!

Here's the final chapter. There'll be no more, ever! So I urge everybody to go read The Smutties Series about the BAMFiest Q ever from the very beginning. The first part is my favourite and the only reason there are two other ones.

(Okay not the ONLY reason, another reason is persistent desire to add Alec Trevelyan to the mix)

[hyena-shark-rusty]

THE SIRENKIN REQUESTOR WAS NOT ME CHAT 😨 I WAS IMPERSONATED ONG???!?!?? WHO STOLE KY EMOJI???? also is typing quirk use allowed? :33333333 -🎨

WOAH GUYS IDENTITY THEFT ON THE KINHELP BLOG???

And yes of course, typing quirks are allowed :3

[halfapersob]

@mumscarianweek

Day 6 alternat au

The space au I've been spinning with @totallynotagremlin @ellalily @turnthefrigginfr0gsgay

[uglycarp]

balance has been restored, the world has begun to turn back to normal…

omg... we're free at last...

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[worldheadcanons]

(cana anon) help the last anon wasn't me.....

OMG now i feel a little silly stupid but its ok. so sorry for letting last anon impersonate u cana anon

[contradictorypenguin]

I had a dream last night that I was trying to translate something into Italian and I discovered that Google Translate had added several languages that weren't,,, actually languages?

Like they had one called 'Neurotypical' that took cryptic double-meanings and made them straight-forward, and they had one called 'Corporate' that translated bureaucratic bullshit into plain words, but the one that I remember most clearly was called 'Passive-Aggressive Asshole,' and it looked like this -

In the dream I also put in "You're so welcome" and it translated it to "You'd better be grateful, you fuck."

[puncertainty]

you know that one team member who takes all the credit but does none of the work

[mylittleredgirl]

that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[punkitt-is-here]

having fun on the computer!!!

[egophiliac]

still rolling around on the ground over the contrast between Jack and Mal. it's so...🤌🤌🤌

[skipblebee]

Sv au where everything is the same but it's like a reality tv show (the system takes interviews)

[musubiki]

my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰

[beif0ngs]

Hobie being Miles' #1 supporter, hype man & homie 👊🏿

[eighteenthofoctober]

When your Dad's boyfriend cheats on him with... Santa Claus!?

Merry Christmas Ace Attorney nation!!!!