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I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

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this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

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Margaret Atwood, from Power Politics, 1971

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im not a native speaker so everything in english sounds funny to me but few things have been as funny as “fuck it we ball”

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The most egregious biphobia is everyone insisting Taylor swift is bi for no reason like what did we do to you people

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if you have trypophobia stay inside tonight because me and my girls are hitting the streets and we got

got holes in our bodys like a cheese

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question. do your irl friends know about your presence on this hellsite or are you in full hannah montana mode for life

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why is it so humiliating when you’re wearing a mask and it makes your glasses fog. like okay loser

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whenevr i take an antihistamine i think of

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Have you ever thought of a Chinese dragon combined with a dachshund or a ferret?

you mean like. a little. weiner dog dragon ohhohoohh man

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my favorite part abt this generation is no one is ironing their clothes anymore fjckfncn fuck that! if the wrinkles wanna be there let them

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So I think I might be bi? But if I am it changes almost nothing about my life because I am happily and monogamously married. But if it doesn't really matter, why do I have so many feelings about it???? Anyways, I am asking you because it seems like there is a 50/50 chance of a delightful and pithy answer or a picture of a bird as an answer.

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2019 please be kind to me

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POV: Ethel brings you a leaf