#the random urge to get fucked?

[angelicknots]

i just got so horny out of nowhere? help?

[hijinxinprogress]

Civilian Gothamites realizing they can get vengeance through Sword!Robin

Gothamites figuring out if they happen to mention a rogue treating animals poorly within hearing range of sword!Robin that rogue will be in custody with at least four fractures and a concussion and Damian being completely aware that like 63% of these people are lying but it’s the only way he can get experience with the nonlethal takedowns he’s experimenting with bc everyone keeps complaining about how he treats his opponents and allies 

Like he’s guiding a civilian to safety and they mention that “this would be the worst thing to happen to me today if riddler didn’t stab my fucking cat” and this civilian does not own a cat but they did own a car that was just paid off but riddler fucking crushed it with a stupid ass hot air balloon that’s shaped like a fucking question mark and Damian is aware of this bc he was the one that verified the insurance claim (but he’s been looking for a reason to punch Nygma in the throat since his last Arkham escape when he called Damian a moron)

And he also knows that if he plays along with it and says ‘as if I’d let that gaudy and tactless imbecile get away with committing such atrocities’ when prompted that he’ll get away with barely a slap on the wrist like he gets three half hearted but long lectures he’s not going to listen to and an online sensitivity training seminar he goads Tim into completing (Damian and Tim 100% try to trick each other into doing work they don’t want to do and full heartedly believe the other has no idea what they’re doing)

Bruce’s tendency for finding small crashouts at risk of becoming future rogues in Gotham and deciding they need love & supervision but what actually happens bc he’s so fucking awkward is they get almost the same amount of supervision just with like an hour of intense helicopter parenting a week but honestly besides that they just have more money and resources to do fuck shit

Tim 🤝🏾 Damian: using the manipulation tactics they learned from their mothers then later improved on with help from an assassin cult and bat/cape interrogation questioning techniques on the homies

[jelly-of-many-ships]

I genuinely hope I never learn about stuff like sherlock holmes & oscar wilde in english class cuz like there’s absolutely no way I would be even somewhat normal about it and I really don’t need an entire class knowing how much of a fucking nerd I am lmao

[outlying-hyppocrate]

well. did you fucking miss me.

[verdantdaises]

There’s nothing funnier in the world to me than when people expend the time and energy into interacting with media they don’t like—

[aecholapis]

[blueflipflops]

Having that manic urge to buy and grow my own strawberries again.

I. Just. Planted. Some.

Shut! Up!

Fuck off inner hobbit! I don't need more strawberry plants!!!! Nor do I need another hydroponic system (I say, as i am already setting it up currently)

By Talos, this can not be happening again—

[Dont read the tags dont–]

[novafloofeatsbirds]

GUYS I THINK I GOT OVER IT ON A RANDOM DAY WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

[artlyloser]

My other bg3 Tav named Quinn! They are innocent they promise!!

[lelianaslefthand]

i will say that i really love the assassin’s creed-esque parkour/traversal that they added and i’m thoroughly enjoying it as someone who hasn’t played a lot of ac but really likes that aspect of dishonored

[unjest]

ok I know I'm already in the process of writing an extremely long video game retelling/au where the protag is a nonhuman who gets suddenly and unwillingly put in a situation where they have to pass as A Normal Guy by the threat of harm/death while also being put into a role where they're the Only One capable of saving the world. but what if I started a DIFFERENT one too

[jewishbarbies]

the way that people on social media now expect you to take everything someone says online as fact and that's how you should get your information is so fucking infuriating. i'm not trusting some random twt or tumblr user (or, god forbid, reddit) to give me accurate information on ANYTHING when we literally know how many fucking bots and disinformation campaigns exist on our internet. genz prides itself on being "the most politically aware" and act like they're going to start a fucking revolution from their iphones with hashtags, and then turn around and believe what someone says on a fucking tiktok with absolutely no sources or fact verification at all. yeah, y'all are real aware - of bullshit. do fucking better.

[no1ryomafan]

I start school in a day which as always has excitement and dread as I get to see my friends more easily but waking up early sucks but the process of meeting new people which will definitely happen is gonna lead me to be a awkward mess in SO many ways.

[4kts]

Me when im in a silly mood

[sereina]

Yveltal is not one to be bothered by those who 'cheat death'. Miraculous instances have occurred where people have managed to add time before the clock reached zero, however...

He is a scarily patient man - he is no fool either. Death always collects in the end, somehow, some way. He will wait, and wait, and wait, for as long as he needs to do so. Death always wins.

[devotioncrater]

i’m an energy vampire. i’m unappreciative. i’m quick to blow up. i’m a roller coaster. i’m depressive. i’m going to lose my job. i’m overweight. i’m not accountable. i’m not forthcoming. i’m a liar. i’m a wilted flower. i’m in a rut. i’m unhappy. i don’t take care of my dog. i’ve got a distorted view on my childhood. i’m at fault for my estranged relationship with my mother. i’m mentally ill. i’m unstable. i’m hard to live with. i’m vulgar. i don’t take care of myself. i storm off. i’m too emotional. i’m an alcoholic. i’m deadweight. i went sideways in life. i was raised better than this. i had a good mom. i’m unfair. i’m only liked when on meds and in therapy. i’m worrying people. i haven’t been okay in a while. i’m self-sabotaging my life. i’m negative. i’m agitated. i’m wallowing in self-pity. i need to leave. i need to be told the truth. i’m an energy vampire