#the pussy is not worth it
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Daredevil s2 rewatch except i go smoke a bowl during every part except the Frank Castle trial arc because it’s the only part of that fucking season that makes sense
#wut is going on bbg#matty please start making better decisions#the pussy is not worth it#she is hunting ninjas you need 2 be in court#GET A FULL NIGHT OF SLEEP PLEASE#maybe this season just stresses me out bc matt doesn’t fucking take care of himself like at all#but what’s fucking new#daredevil#daredevil s2#matt murderdock#matthew murdock#love elektra tho h8 how dirty they did her
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you may be cunt but are you cuntier than the official jonathan crane trading card for batman begins?
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#the way this is worth over 400 USD on ebay#he has expensive pussy!#jonathan crane#cillian murphy#batman begins
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so we all saw @dr2-hell's updated bunnymaeda design right. because i sure as hell did
#martzipan#nagito komaeda#GRRGRGRGRRGHHH I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS DESIGNNNNN . I LOVE IT SO MUCHHHH#wanted to do some pose practice. so i went to my beloved pinterest board#and . considering i have been thinking nonstop abt bunnymaeda today. he seemed to be the best subject#this outfit is GORGEOUS and beautifully designed to like every last detail. i am truly insane about it#that said. oh my GOD it takes so long to draw.... all those damn BELTS#worth it though it's so so so fucking pretty. i want those boots and gloves i am Jealous#still not over the zipper. guys the zipper goes. it goes ALL the way to the tail. do you know what that Means#it means something i can let you infer. it also means that i can both draw bulge and evoke pussy imagery <3#<- most vulgar tag i have put on an art post in a while. mutuals you didn't read that one#really sad i couldn't include his little clover earring bc i think it's so cute#unfortunately i draw the maeda with little hair tufts at his ears#anyways i love this design so much. i am going to. Eat Him <3
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Just thinking about the kiss and the way Agatha was constantly stroking Rio’s cheek while Rio’s hands when up from her waist to her cheeks and back down before finally holding onto her wrists, all while being absolutely devoured by Agatha
#girlies mouth was open so wide#kathryn put her whole pussy and soul into that kiss#she put centuries worth of feeling into it fr#kathryn acted the house down#agathario#agatha harkness#agatha all along spoilers#agatha spoilers#agatha x rio#agatha all along#rio vidal#aubrey plaza#kathryn hahn
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ppl already terribly misinterpret sans do you want him to have the morally grey female character treatment too
i don't give a crap can you imagine the glados level cat 5 lesbian event the "dead where you stand" scene alone would cause? the trope subversion of the worn-down, nihilistic bar sleaze male character archetype that he represents? soriel yuri? does anyone fucking care about soriel yuri???
#if there is one constant in fandom it's that female characters are treated like crap and passed over the male ones#because we live in a sexist misogynistic society and as any other social space fandom is going to present those social biases as well#now are you going to be a PUSSY and let that stop you from making female characters that FUCK HARD???#or are you picking up your gotdang gun and fighting the yuri war with us#i am half kidding i know this ask was sent in jest#but also i am 100% serious it would all be worth it it would be world changing it would be a better timeline than ours#answered asks#sans#undertale
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I'm vewy sowwy I haven't updated my fanfic yet :3
I got carried away and now it's too fucking long and I still have to edit it. so be patient please.
that being said, I'm being forcibly dragged to my cousin's wedding this weekend, so this update will be for this week, but I probably won't be able to update next week.
so savor it.
again.
sowwy.
if I could break this couple up, I would.
#archive of our own#i admit tho i dropped the ball#i wrote a lot of it over the weekend but struggled to end it#so now its a mess#gotta clean it up#but hey#if you like drama and pussy eating#its worth the wait
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#??????????????????#????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????#i dont know what to doooooooooooo i dont know what to do w my life.....#i dont wanna go to college im way too stupid for that and also its insane like#im scared i dont like anything enough to make it worth it. not even biology#thats like 5 years idk and i fucking hate school.... i think id kill myself if i had to go back to somerhing remotely similar#idk thats scary.....#my plan b was getting a job and i rlly tried but im a pussy . i only started to go out and do stuff like last year. and im an adult !!#i feel like i fucked something up at some point in my life cuz like this is insane#im stuck in limbo. like theres something wrong and its not the autism#bites a cinderblock bites a cinderblock#man im so fucking scared everyday i feel like im going insane . i cant even imagine me doing anything#theres something wrong w me cuz thats like not normal . i dont wanna die in my bed but everything else scares me#fucked up if true#uh#vent#its funny af tagging my posts w vent but i tag them so u can block them or whatever#FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IF ONLY REDBULL ACTUALLY DID SHIT TO ME . THEN ID BE FIXED#FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKK I JUST WANT AN ENERGY DRINK THAT WORKS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE GOD#PLEASE PEKASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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quick mods are asleep post ted lasso 3.04 spoilers without context
#ok reposting this bc it accidentally got a mature community label or whatever and I don’t think a little ass is worth that!!#n e ways jamie tartt said pussy out rights#ted lasso#ted lasso spoilers#jamie tartt#posts by sj
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cato <3
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Had a very detailed dream there was some new type of Mayoi-esque bsd game that was stupid popular but also involved real cash prizes and gambling, they had commercials for it. But the commercials were playing messed up and I was watching tv with a couple ppl cuddling with my cat and their new cats (they adopted cats before coming over). And the scroll bar for the text in the ad went by too fast we all misread it as Dazai's $219,000 pussy.
The dream ended in disharmony before my alarm woke me up arguing that Dazai's pussy was not worth $219,000 but what exactly was it worth? Opinions differed. Emotions started to run a bit high.
#dreams are boring blah blah blah#but his $219000 pussy#good morning#-pers#my argument was that you have to ask yourself would you rather have [dollar amount] or the person/thing/item whatever it is in question to#determine if something is “worth it” or not and the point at which you first consider wanting the thing in question over the money#is how much it is “worth” to you#since one of their arguments was that a certain character (avoid tagging things in here lol) said tied up to a wall the view was worth much#more than 219000 thus his pussy was worth at least the same as him clothed and tied up (i objected but the cat meowed for attention at this#point so i dropped it. tied up increases the value of anyone regardless of state of dress 💀)#but they were not that character so i was like no what would you rather have? oh the money? go lower then this aint about [redacted] this#is about you. the other person (yes i knew these ppl kinda sorts. not relevant) said it was worth zero dollars.
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Getting bottom surgery will really have you understanding religious people. As it turns out, yes, something you've never even seen before can have a massive amount of control over your life
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Just a reminder that this exists
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People on this site will call cishet men who clearly only want to own women and use them for their bodies "queer" without an ounce of irony or regret, not to be mean but the "aromantic, queerplatonic whatever" ification of cisheterosexuality in the name of "progressive " LGBTQ culture is so fucking stupid why did we let white queers take it this far? Now we got people throwing fits over how is queer that a cishet man wants to fuck without caring about the woman's feelings 😭
mention it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like theyre really trying to repackage how cishet men will do anything to take out genuine connection on a romantic level, friendship level, and even human level bc of misogyny and call it ~q***r~. cishet men who want to treat women like human fleshlights aren't gay or bi theyre just fucking misogynists and the fact that people from all sexualities will do symone biles routines to defend them is exactly why in 2023 cishet men as a collective have not done better as ppl in centuries. and let's unpack how seeing women as objects to manipulate into sex at the lowest effort is somehow the baseline for white ppl's lgbtism. like its weird that you saw a MAN basically do the classic i just want pussy and thought 'omg no these are our ppl!'
and it would be one thing if the guy in the texts was like hey i like you i enjoy being around you but im aromantic and these are my boundaries these idiots just make up shit and apply labels that WON'T EVEN FIT all to keep the misogyny machine going! this is why i do not support every gay! a lot of them are very dumb!!!!!
#asks#like misogyny is not progressive..............#he didnt even say hes aro or asexual lmao he just wants pussy w no obligations bc men dont see women as worth anything but sex
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unfortunately i have pillow princess tendencies
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#oc: vesper kimura#i didn't have the patience to make better shots or play more but. wow. pussy the most important meal of the day#kerry eurodyne my beloved your face is a throne worth sitting on#i am NOT putting this in the tag i'm shy
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bitches, bros, and nonbinary hoes, daddy came and so did i 😫💦🧎
#genshin impact#fatui harbingers#arlecchino#the knave#i spent a shit ton of primos but it was totally worth it#alexa play daddys home by usher#may all arle wanters be arle havers#she makes my pussy wetter than niagara falls#the only person id ever unironically call daddy#forgive me father for i have sinned
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