#the prat is out

[keitorin3]

Short: You're a Lord, Merlin!

Arthur: *Finds out Merlin's a Dragonlord.* *Big brain working* 🧠💭

Arthur: Hold on a second here... *Goes to Geoffrey to confirm* 💡🔎

Merlin: *Working* 🧹

Arthur: *Barges in and heads straight for his desk ignoring Merlin's inquiries*

Arthur: *Pulls out document papers and quill* *Stares at Merlin with intense eyes* 📜✒️👀

Merlin: Arthur?

Arthur: Sign here Merlin. *Points to the documents* ✒️📜

Merlin: What? Why? What is it?

Arthur: The grain reports for yule tide, obviously. *Rolls his eyes sarcastically, making Merlin huff* Don't question me just sign here.

Merlin: *Signs Papers after some time* What is this about Arthur?

Arthur: *Grins happily* You're a Lord. 🤗

Merlin: Yeah...? A Dragonlord. ❔

Arthur: *Shakes head* You are Merlin Ambrose, son of the late Lord Balinor Ambrose of Balor. Current Patriarch of the Ancient house of Ambrose.

Merlin: 😨 What?! ‼️

Arthur: Of course, it won't be Ambrose for much longer. Just need Geoffreys signature.

Merlin: Hold on Prat! What do you mean?! What did I just sign?!! 😠

Arthur: You're a Lord Merlin. 🙄 Honestly, keep up.

Merlin: You can't just give titles without my permission!

Arthur: Didn't need to. You already had one being Balinors only son.

Merlin: *Processing* 🧠

Merlin: ... Oh shit, my Dad was a noble? My Dad was a Lord!!?

Merlin: Then wait, what was it that I signed? 👀❔

Arthur: Our marriage certificate~! 📜💍👑❤️✨🥰

Merlin: Our WHAT!!??? 😳 *Blushes deep red*

Arthur: By tomorrow, you shall be known as Lord Merlin Pendragon 😏.

Merlin: Arthur! 😳😠

Arthur: Yes, my Lord~! ✨💕

[merthurians-prat-and-idiot]

Ohh i teared up a bit! Chris asking Eddie to ask his grandparents if he can stop playing chess - just made me imagine a little Eddie trying his hardest to do what his parents wanted of him because he loves them & wants them to be proud & now thirty years later he sees that same weight on his son's shoulders 😔

[winklestine]

random dramione 2000’s acting AU thought

content: perhaps muggle au (it’s not clear), perhaps dubcon, kind of ambiguous ending, a bit of snogging, autistic character

this is not very edited and technically the first fic like thing i’ve written.

hermione being a casting director for some trashy 2000’s teen rom com with a depressed and emo toxic boyfriend and and none of them being right. and she’s tired and she’s got her sexy little glasses on and pencil skirt and little heels and it’s the end of the day and she’s itchy. hermione has had maybe 6 hours of sleep this entire week. 

but draco is somehow the last on the list and he throws a duffel into the corner when he enters the room. and he’s so intense and off putting and tight black clothes and diamond jewellery glittering amongst the black bands around his wrists and kind of hunched but tall and blond hair over the forehead maybe some eyeliner and pack of ciggies in his back pocket and leering and simpering and selfish and petulant and he’s perfect and he gets cast. 

and he thinks that means that he’ll get to keep working with her or see her or get to be with her in some way and she was so efficient and beautiful and kind of mean and So Obviously missing a bf being sturdy and practical. and she’s taking notes and listening but not really giving him as much attention as she should. so she missed some of his signals. she didn’t look at him in the eye or even at his shoulders. he’d smirked at her and licked his lips at such dazzling and provocative lines like ‘i’d rather kill myself than break up with you’, ‘you’re mine forever, there’s nothing you can do about it’, ‘i’ve cut out the core of me and given it to you, i’m nothing without you’, ‘you’ll never survive on your own.’ etc. 

so he follows her out of the room as she’s telling him about the role and that he’ll need to come back to do a chemistry test with the fmc and he really just focuses on the coming back and he pushes her into some room off the hallway since she wants him so bad

he leans over her and actually holds her quite tight for someone who appears to only drink monster and maybe some instant ramen. the warmth of his palms presses through the fabric of her blouse and his hands are big enough that his thumbs slip under the short sleeves as he holds her shoulders against the wall. and she’s shocked and rigid but her eyes are level with his collar bones and this big chunky cross necklace and choker and the tendons of his neck are flush with the leather and she can see every breathe and movement of his adams apple above it. and that bulge is perfectly in line with the bulge in his stupid fucking jeans that was looking at her the whole way through the monologue…

“malfoy.” he’s hot, yes. and the pressure of his hands and his gaze on her skin js so nice. but this is weirdly inappropriate “um. sorry. what are you doing?”

and as he drags his hands down her arms his thumbs press against the tender inside of her bicep, through the crook of her elbow and her wrist and he holds her hands in each of his. 

“baby. don’t be sorry. i’m doing exactly what you asked me to do. a chemistry test. with the female main character.” he’s looking directly at her and it’s a lot. 

“uhh.. no. malfoy i- that’s not what i meant.” but he’s moving their hands up to the sides of her face. he drops her hands and they go to his shoulders (finally) and cups her jaw so his fingers sink into her loosened bun. he’s hunkering down into her space and his feet go to the outsides of hers and then she’s covered in him. 

“aw pet. are you shy? is that why you didn’t look at me?” he tilts his head to meet her eye but just misses. “don’t worry. i’ll be nice. just let me.” 

and he’s kissing her, swiping his lips against hers and pushing harder with each pass. and she kisses back and holds his shirt and comes up onto her toes. her head presses back into the wall behind her and he’s licking her lips now and their breathing is so loud.  

“come on, let me in. hmm?” his lips are against hers and the movement of his mouth moves hers as well. when she breathes out a sigh, it goes directly into his mouth and then he’s licking inside. pressing his tongue against hers and moving his entire head in a rhythmic push to get her to follow. and she does. 

when the kiss breaks, her lipstick is smeared across his mouth and her fingers got underneath his choker to pull him closer. one of his hands grasps a tit and the other pushes their bodies together from the small of her back. 

he pulls away a little bit and grabs her hand, having somehow unclasped one of the shiny bracelets he was wearing and wraps it around her wrist. “there. perfect. who’s a pretty pet now then.”

she looks at it and at him and her mouth drops open again. 

“where’s your car? hmm, baby?” 

he turns, her wrist and hand still in one of his and grabs his duffel and her fallen tote and pulls her from the room

[eastendripper]

took a short break from drawing merlin to draw merlin (wip) maybe I should draw camelot? I'm not that good with the backgrounds but I've had two (2) good tries recently. who knows? might be a good streak?

[delicatebluebirdruins]

When it comes to Charlotte all i can think is maybe she would get her own story (or leaving the path open for fanfic) where she get's redeemed

[eliounora]

gwaine is the truest goddamn guy and such a good friend to merlin. if I was merlin right now I'd be like let's stop risking our lives for that fuckwit arthur and turn back, I'm sure he can manage this quest of his on his own. and if he doesn't, well

[saewin]

The amount of people who say they don't do discourse then do discourse gets me every time.

I, on the other hand, know I'm a magpie for messes and therefore make no such promises.

[keitorin3]

HERE'S A THOUGHT~!

In the MCU, the Time Stone was found by the sorcerer Agamotto thousands of years ago.

"The Ancient One is the latest in a long line of Sorcerer Supreme, going back thousands of years to the father of the Mystic Arts, the mighty Agamotto. The same sorcerer who created the Eye you so recklessly borrowed."

—Wong

So this dude, someone who was according to official papers was "a being" who was not human. And from the looks of it found the stone on earth.

Now here is my thought about this, what if this guy found the Time Stone in the Crystal Cave all those years ago. It would make sense for the crystals in the cave to have been affected by the time stone and have the properties of possible futures.

The Birth Place of Magic.

Agamotto might have taken the time stone but some of it's powers still remained there in the cave. Druids and other magic folk revere and fear the cave, cause if not careful one could go mad with all the possible outcomes of the future.

Merlin, long after Camelot, ends up back in the Crystal Cave and witnessing all the possibilities of the future. He learns much but also goes slightly mad for a time.

Then at some point he travels and finds Kamar-Taj. There he can feel the Time Stone but much more powerful then the cave. It calls to him, recognising Merlin as a worthy wielder or fellow kin.

Now I'm completely for the concept of Merlin being Magic itself and if Magic came to be in that cave, Merlin is a part of the time stone as we saw in the first episode of Merlin where he basically stopped time saving Gaius and slowing it down saving Arthur.

If the Infinity Stones were created by the Big Bang from 6 singularities, what if there was a 7th one.

Magic.

Diverse and capable of all 6 aspects of existance.

Making Merlin one of the very few to be capable of touching the stone itself, along with the other five.

What do you think?

[sheylads]

went from characters with vague aspec vibes making silly mistakes to like explicitly aspec coded characters actively doing toxic aspec things

[merthurians-prat-and-idiot]

Whenever a character says- "We were best friends- no, we were more than that..."

My head pops up like a meerkat like "is something queer afoot? Pls 🙏"

But at the same time I'm bracing for the-

"We were like brothers/sisters/siblings"

[like-sands-of-time]

It's pretty insane that saying that arwen could have been done so much better is met with such disdain. And the way I'm seen as an Arthur stan or Gwen hater by saying that. I'm literally saying the both of them deserved better..?

Gwen (and Arthur let's be completely real here) was a victim of a show that was chronically inconsistent in their characterizations of people. She suffered (as Arthur did) from a story line that I'm sorry is just really bad. And you can still love Gwen and Arthur from legend. But I can still say this interpretation falls short in showing the growth of their relationship in a way that feels real and not just .. necessary.

[sidebaxolotl]

Scott pilgrim spoilers also language warning////

Kim kissing roxy made me so fucking insane you have no idea im foaming at the motherfucking mouth LORD JESUS

[kitchensinksurrealism]

okay but I am genuinely so unwell about numbers and dates and ages and time and years etc. so I'm blaming all my bad luck on the number 23

[bat-snake]

Myst…and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Theives?????

Oh. Ohhhh no (pulls out popcorn).

[verystressedcollegestudent]

welp nothing like having to deep clean my room now bc im a slob and one of my suite mates brought in LIVE FUCKING CRICKETS to feed her (technically against the rules) lizard and a good number of them escaped

[lockedtowers]