#the power of this man is insane

[megamindsecretlair]

https://www.tumblr.com/megamindsecretlair/772860694847766528/im-gonna-pass-out-thighs-thats-it-thats?source=share

What did Lola Brook say "walking all crooked in crocs and shit"

😭 I can see this man fucking me like a slut, even tho I'm telling I got work tomorrow and he has to ease up 😭 and then big daddy hits me with the "nahhhhh, take all of it" phewwwww 🥵🥵🥵🥵

This how ik it's a problem.

I read this while drinking water and going down the stairs and I nearly slipped and choked at the same time. 🤣🤣🤣 I wouldn't know what to tell Jesus fr 🤭 we'd juss be staring at each other like WELP.

And he WOULD. Grip tight, his head cocked to the side. "Go on and call out tomorrow, love" 😪

LISSSEEEEEEN this man can have me any day of the week and three times on Sunday 🥲🥲

[greykolla-art]

Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”

*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️

(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)

[rugwurm]

[lbhslefttiddie]

honestly i don't think sqq (jiu) would have minded the accusations of preferential treatment from yqy if they'd felt true. like as children he guarded the title of being yue qi's Favorite with teeth and claws. why shouldn't he be given preferential treatment? everyone ought to know just who qi-ge likes and trusts over everyone else. and for good fucking reason--who else here is watching out for qi-ge? as peak lords he's literally 2nd in command and chief tactician, if yqy values his word over yours, then its both what makes most sense and also what he deserves.

the thing is that to sqq, being accused of being favoured by yqy over others now just feels like a sick joke, because obviously (to him) that's not the fucking case. if he actually gave him preferential treatment you'd think he'd listen to what he has to fucking say, instead of believing what anyone else tells him about sqq. you'd think, if he was yqy's favorite, he wouldn't have left him to rot.

so i think, in a setting where they reconcile after becoming peak lords, that sqq would very much slap yqy's love for him in everyones faces as a kind of power move. a kind of, "oh, you thought that was favouritism? you havent seen yet what it looks like when qi-ge lets himself favour someone."

[mirkwood]

This is the face of a man who just realized that he fucked w that old man's head too much and now he has to hear a lot of yapping about a fucking mouse and some other random stuff

[chrollogy]

chrollo fucking you in several different positions while muttering sweet praises in your ear. he’s got your body bent, and pinned against the sheets in all the lewd ways he could think of while mercilessly driving his cock into your sopping cunt yet that doesn’t stop him from whispering saccharine words. “that’s it just like that.” “since you’ve been good, why don’t you give me one more, yeah?” “i know baby, just a little more. you’re doing so well.”

it’s almost laughable at how chrollo’s voice greatly differed from his sinful actions—as though he wasn’t hitting all the sensitive spots inside you, as though you weren’t watered down to a cock-drunk mess with tears, and saliva unceremoniously rolling down your face. chrollo muttered those praises into your ear with such heat, and passion, almost like a sacred prayer to a god—you—and he, your devout follower.

locked in a full nelson? chrollo would crane his neck just enough for his lips to reach you, and amidst the lewd noises of skin to skin, his praises nibble at your ear like sweet kisses. bent in half with your legs slung over his shoulders? chrollo would shamelessly gasp into the ceiling above at how good you felt around him, exposing the length of his bobbing throat. prone bone? chrollo would turn your head to the side, and mutter sweet nothings into your lips, your hot breaths locked in an intimate dance—maybe even a series of i love you’s in between.

it was beyond your comprehension how chrollo was able to form coherent sentences but you knew one thing for sure, he meant every single word.

[baddybaddyadardaddy]

see here's the thing about Adar...

MY MAN JUST KEEPS WINNING!!

Sauron at the beginning of the Second Age? STABBED.

Orodruin? ERUPTED.

Eregion? SIEGED.

The Ring of Power? SECURED.

Like ffs, if the elves had just DONE WHAT HE ASKED, my man would have dealt with Ost-in-Edhil's Sauron infestation by LUNCHTIME.

JUST LET HIM COOK.

[castleclericz]

kevin “queen of homoerotic friendships” day

[eightspringdays]

The Boys

[daily-odile]

1,,,, 100 days,,,,,,,,, and 800 followers,,,,,,,,,,,,,

From the bottom of my heart, thank you everyone.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-favorite-drug-dealer]

"My king?"

"..."

"Is there something on my face?"

"..."

[shehungthemoon]

And on that note like 👀👀👀 The Emperor and Desmond kinda have a thing going huh 👀👀👀 like idk what but it's THERE

[notsogoodangel]

I'm just saying that there's no heterosexual explanation for AJ, as the Champion, having a twink actually running Parkour Civilization.

[darkxsoulzyx]

Normal Roblox experience or something

[whitenoisewife]

i had a vision related to current events

[hellamorte]

WRECKED OVER THE STUPID MAN'S EYELASHES HOW ARE YOU DOING LEANDER BBYS