#the polycule

[sleepiestoken]

take a bite

[i-smoke-chapstick]

all i can think of are gotham villians that would 100% get incredibly possessive, pissy, and pouty when they have a dream of Y/N cheating on them.

Oswald? Yeah. He’s waking up in a cold sweat, drinking himself into a hangover with lots of insecure thoughts, before being very standoffish the next day with you, maybe even a little mean. More irritated then usual. You can either wait it out for him to calm down and realize he’s being silly or he’ll get hyper attentive to every move you make and accuse you of ACTUALLY cheating 😭 knock some sense into this man pls. superstitious and paranoid bird man thinks it’s a sign.

Jerome. Unlike Oswald, he will surprisingly gently wake up in the middle of the night. Theres no cold sweat or jolting awake, he just opens his eyes and stares at the ceiling for a few minutes….before settling on VIOLENTLY shaking you awake. You’ll be half asleep, and youll have to listen to him rant into the next day about how dream you is a total sleeze. You’ll be able to go back to sleep though, since his ranting is pretty much white noise. Despite this, he’s inwardly pouting. Will be passive aggressive the next day.

Jervis!!! He wakes up with a start and cannot erase the thought of someone else touching you. Makes him violently ill. Will polietly excuse himself from bed (Jervis, reader is asleep, they cant hear you) and will either throw up or just start tweaking. Won’t be able to fall back to sleep. The next day expect some eerily calm smiles and EXTRA affectionate doting, just incase you think you arent getting enough attention at home with him. which is where you belong.

they are all delusional. i love them sm

[draculasweedsmokinggirlfriend]

"Why can't they let a girl marry three men, or as many as want her, and save all this trouble?"

And so the polycule was formed.

[transcriptasareversa]

Old people with issues, part III. (I, II).

[clubnate]

[kiwibirbkat]

Joey: Today I told my partner they did a good job and they broke down crying

Joey: We call that starved of affection as a child!

Katherine: Today my partner asked why I love them and I told them that I don't need a reason to love them, I just do, and they broke down crying

Katherine: We call that extreme self hatred!

Shubble: You wouldn't believe how much I've cried today-

[hubbman2]

commission for @calypsolemon eons ago,,

[pomeroni]

"Love at first sight?" No, he's just like that.

I hate that stupid clown

He does this for all of his partners

I hate him

Die

Carrie by @angellustrates

[jullythevamp]

literally them

[thesmashwaffle]

She's got two arms for a reason

[strangler-fish]

Me and the polycule (friend group)

[martianbugsbunny]

Crosshair's ex-husband and their long-distance boyfriend as he's having his romcom stair makeover moment <3

[ribcracker]

shaunanat rivals to lovers confirmed theyre gonna fuck nasty trust

[jon-withnoh]

@neednottoneed may be heading home, but they left behind 240 tiny glow-in-the-dark ducks, which are hidden all around my flat, and apparently in all my coat pockets?

[transcriptasareversa]

So I was bored (part I, part II, part III).