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Hateration holleration, oddball selections:
MOTHERS' INSTINCT (2024): Peculiar drama-cum-thriller, set in 1960, starring Jessica Chastain and Anne Hathaway as suburban neighbors Alice and Celine, whose friendship is disrupted when Celine's young son Max (Baylen D. Bielitz) is killed in an accident. Afterward, Celine becomes unusually attached to Alice's son Theo (Eamon O'Connell), who was Max's best friend, which begins to make Alice very nervous. Does Celine mean Theo harm, or is Alice's guilt (she was watching Max at the time of his accident) making her paranoid? The way the plot plays out offers little tension and few surprises — it feels a little twist-deficient as a thriller, attempting to compensate with a surprisingly dark finale — and it doesn't offer a lot of motive for the eventual drastic escalations beyond "sometimes motherhood makes women crazy." Also, while one can see why Chastain and Hathaway were interested in these parts as actors, they both seem a little too old for their characters, and Anders Anielsen Lie and Josh Charles are both wasted as their respective husbands. CONTAINS LESBIANS? Early on, it seems like there's something between Alice and Celine, but the movie isn't interested in exploring or even acknowledging that. VERDICT: Grim and gloomy, but never very exciting, and it keeps flirting with the idea of making some kind of point about the sexual politics of its time that never gels.
THE POKER HOUSE (2008): Lori Petty made her directorial debut with this semi-autobiographical drama, scripted by David Alan Grier from Petty's story about an eventful and upsetting day in the life of a 14-year-old girl named Agnes (Jennifer Lawrence), growing up dirt poor in a rough, mostly Black neighborhood, where her mother Sarah (Selma Blair) turns tricks when her boyfriend/pimp Duval (Bokeem Woodbine) isn't running illegal poker games, leaving Agnes in loco parentis for her younger sisters (Chloë Grace Moretz and Sophi Bairley), who hang out at the local bar while Agnes is at school. The story takes some dark turns — it centers on Agnes being sexually assaulted by Duval — but because it's based on Petty's own life, it's never indulgently sordid, and, with the notable exception of Sarah, it has a lot of compassion for the people in Agnes' neighborhood, who are doing the best they can with almost nothing to work with. As a result, the film is heartfelt if not particularly polished. (Curiously, it was produced by prolific TV writer-producer Stephen J. Cannell, best known for detective and action shows including THE ROCKFORD FILES, THE A-TEAM, HUNTER, and SILK STALKINGS, with a score by TV perennial Mike Post.) CONTAINS LESBIANS? Nope. VERDICT: If you like Lori Petty and can handle the subject matter (CWs apply for sexual violence), it's worth a look.
THE RAINBOW (1989): Earnest but somewhat awkward Ken Russell dramatization of the last section of the 1915 D.H. Lawrence novel, set around the end of the 19th century, about a young woman from Derbyshire, Ursula Brangwen (Sammi Davis), who has affairs with both her swimming instructor Winifred (Amanda Donohue) and a young soldier named Anton (Paul McGann), while striving for financial, intellectual, and romantic freedom that her era doesn't offer or encourage, especially for women. It's sort of a prequel to Russell's 1969 adaptation of Lawrence's WOMEN IN LOVE, which follows Ursula and her sister Gudrun 20 years later. I have not read either novel, so I can't say how Russell's versions compare, but taken strictly on its own terms, THE RAINBOW feels like something director Stephanie Rothman might have made for Roger Corman in the '70s, with dollops of Second Wave feminist idealism in what often plays like an exploitation movie. The uneasiness of that mixture leaves no space to interrogate some troubling aspects of the plot, like Ursula's racist ideas about moving to India with Anton, or her violent outburst at a student in the school where she becomes a teacher. CONTAINS LESBIANS? Ursula is bisexual, and part of the plot deals with her relationship with Winifred. VERDICT: At the risk of undermining my literary bona fides, I thought it worked far better as an exploitation movie than a feminist drama.
#movies#hateration holleration#mothers' instinct#the poker house#the rainbow#anne hathaway#jessica chastain#lori petty#david alan grier#jennifer lawrence#chloe grace moretz#bokeem woodbine#stephn j cannell#ken russell#sammi davis#amanda donohue#d h lawrence#i have never read lawrence
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POKER ONLINE AT CHEESE STAKES POKER- Online Poker
#high stakes pokereality#online poker#poker#poker face#poker game#pokeronline#gambling#casino#the poker house#blackjack#cheesestakespoker#texas holdem
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The new Vegas Tribes having to learn to read, write, do math, and every casino game on earth along with customer service etiquette in the span of like a month or else this gambling Walt Disney Knockoff they’ve never met is going to gun them down with big fuck machines they’ve seen for the first time in their life. Not to mention they have to learn how to tie a tie:
#fallout#fallout new vegas#the chairman#robert edwin house#I’d betray him too if I went from like simple raiding life to like#having to learn all the rules of poker and wearing a suit all the time#benny gecko
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Jordie probably spent his last hours reflecting on how much he failed his little brother-
#they were not meant to die that way#kaz didn't deserve it#they were supposed to become rich#they should be warm in their house playing poker or whatever kaz wanted#just him and his little brother#living together#both of them looking out for eachother#but now they couldnt#and they will never be able to#because of him#because he failed them both#he was the elder brother#it was his responsibilty to assure the safety of his younger brother#but he failed his little brother-#(this is from jordie's pov btw)#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#jordie rietveld#kanej#wylan van eck#matthias helvar#jesper fahey#wylan hendriks#the crows#nina zenik#six of crows#soc#crooked kingdom#grisha verse#kazzle dazzle
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tonkla and korn make me wanna chew glass they were truly the ride or die toxic yaoi pair I crave like they had a lot of ups and downs and deeply flawed chars but in the end what they wanted most was to be together AND I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#chaos pikachu speaks#korn x tonkla#sorry to the people who were pulling for inspector meow meow and tonkla but like#korn and tonkla win it for me hands down easy full house of cards#or whatever the rules of poker are
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most unrealistic thing ab house is people acting like james wilson isn’t funny as hell
#like when he and house are eating in the cafeteria and house is on his ‘ stacy is still in love with me ‘ stint#and wilson is like ‘ yes i’m with you these makes complete sense ‘#or when house was in the mri machine and wilson was like ‘ house . this is God . ‘#when he was playing poker with cuddy and house was on the phone with him so he was talking in ‘ code ‘#when house was using his office because he wanted his carpet back and wilson walks in and he’s like#‘ hm . that’s weird . the door says james wilson . what a crazy typo ‘ ( or smth )#when he and cuddy are in the stairwell and cuddy is like ‘ are we here to hide from house ‘ and he’s like ‘ unless you wanna make out ‘ 😭😭#please his deadpan deliveries always take me the fuck out#motherfucker has me crying from laughing so hard sometimes . james if i was there i would laugh at all your bits#house#house md#james wilson#houseposting#lgbtq#lgbt
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Before picking up the phone: everyone's sweetheart
After hearing House's voice: mean potato
#house#house md#james wilson#robert sean leonard#rsl#s02e17#poker night#🙄#wilson's daily 🙄#pretty boy#need to do so many bad things to him
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Dawson's Creek 4x4 | Doctor Odyssey 1x4
#something about him being a badass at strip poker on both shows#also the full house name drop#they need to at some point make a dawsons creek reference#it has to happen#dawson's creek#doctor odyssey#pacey witter#pacey x joey#max bankman#love this#4x4#1x4#joshua jackson
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How Six sleeps after killing legionnaires
#we have electric dreams at home#the electric dreams at home#most infamous polycule in the Mojave#their ship name is Full House!#cause poker and they live in a casino#fnv#courier simon#fallout oc#fallout new vegas#fallout
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never forget that Wilson canonically wears toenail polish
#I don't remember the name or number of the episode but it's the one where the hospital is hosting a poker tournament#and House gets a case about a kid with the same symptoms as an old lady who died 12 years before#House threatens to tell everyone that Wilson wears toenail polish unless he goes all in against Cuddy so he can keep her busy#bc technically the kid is her patient#you know the one I'm talking about#dude is canonically babygirl#house md#house#hilson#hatecrimes md#james wilson#gregory house#[h]ouse#malpracticemd
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Mr. House and Courier Six drawn by onigiriice
#( ভ灬ভ )( ˵ ͡ ᵕ ͡ ˵ )♡ LOOK HOW STINKIN ADORABLE THEY TURNED OUT!!!!!!#GO CHECK ONIGIRIICE OUT SHE DID SUCH A WONDERFUL JOB AND WAS GREAT TO WORK WITH ♡(⸝⸝⸝ᵒ̴̶̷ ꇴ ᵒ̴̶̷⸝⸝⸝)!!!!!!#AHHHHHHHH I CAN'T GET OVER HOW SHE CAPTURED MR. HOUSE'S GRUMPY FACE PERFECTLY!!!!! HOW SOFT AND SWEET MADISON LOOKS ♡(⸝⸝⸝•ॢ ⸝⸝ •ॢ ⸝⸝⸝)!!!!!#I LOVE IT!!!!!! ESPECIALLY ALL THE LITTLE GAMBLING DETAILS LIKE THE CARDS AND POKER CHIPS o(⸝⸝> ∇ <⸝⸝ o)♡!!!!!!#IT'S SO CUTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!#Fallout New Vegas#Mr. House#Robert House#Robert Edwin House#Selfship#Courier Six#Selfshipping#Commission#GhostCoupleofVegas
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Sam & Max: Fweelance Snugglers!
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Plush AU by lizardtheartist!
#sam and max#sam and max freelance police#they’ll kick your ass at poker (they build houses out of the cards)#my art
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POKER ONLINE AT CHEESE STAKES POKER- Online Poker
#online poker#poker#poker face#poker game#high stakes pokereality#pokeronline#casino#gambling#blackjack#the poker house#cheesestakespoker#texas holdem
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📣 SOFT HOUSE MOMENT. I REPEAT, SOFT HOUSE MOMENT 📣
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#look at his fucking face#this episode was a fucking rollercoaster#the poker scene#the fight#wilson’s gf drop#the way wilson and house still rode back to the hospital together#HOUSE ASKING IF THEY WERE OKAY#i’m going insane#who can watch this and think they are straight#house md#hate crimes md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson
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#house md#james wilson#sam carr#screencap#s06e018 “Open and Shut”#laughing in front of my bbg :'(#not even playing poker w him
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when the chief came to carlos’ family home after gabriel’s funeral and told carlos how sorry he was about his ‘daddy’ and how he won’t rest until he finds the ‘son of a bitch that did this to your daddy’ paired with the condescending shoulder pat.. i knew he was guilty.. the way he said it was so gleeful and sinister and telling that i knew we had the person who did this right in plain sight
#call is coming from within the house chief!#he thinks carlos doesn’t have a poker face! he don’t either#guilty from day one 👩⚖️#911 lone star#carlos reyes#911 ls spoilers
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