#the piglets

[ash-the-porcupine]

Cute moments of Rosita being the Best Mom to Johnny, and Ash, please. ❤️

-Being there for Johnny while he's dad was in jail. She basically fostered him! Helped with the bail too! When his dad got out, Rosita quite literally held a party to accent Johnny's joy.

-Rosita was there to help the entire time while Ash was hurting because Lance cheated on her. She gave her the parental support Ash's parents had always neglected to give her.

-Rosita would invite Johnny and Ash over multiple times throughout the week so that they wouldn't be lonely.

-Rosita gave Ash a birthday party

-She spent hours teaching Ash how to make her favorite kinds of cookies.

-She gave Johnny the pleasure of doing whatever he liked. One time, he asked her to skateboard. This ended in some screaming and lots of impromptu skateboard lessons. These were a bit hesitant though, because when Johnny tried to teach BUSTER to skateboard, the idiot broke his arm. Rosita was much less reckless though, and was happy to see how pleased Johnny was.

-The three of them would spend long hours playing Truth or Dare with the piglets. The piglets always had some rather cruel hilarious questions.

-Rosita once cursed in Spanish, and Caspar started repeating the word to everyone. Everyone laughed so hard, so it was hard to take Rosita seriously when she scolded Caspar

-One of Rosita's kids asked how to insult someone in another language. Ash and Johnny told them how to say "I love you" in Japanese, but the piglets thought the words were an insult, so now whenever the piglets 'insult each other' they are actually just saying 'I love you' repeatedly and Rosita can't help but crack up.

-Rosita once had to teach Ash and Johnny that murdering someone via tickles was not okay lol. They had ganged up on Buster, who laid on the floor to catch his breath for a solid ten minutes.

-Whenever Johnny and Ash know Rosita's upset with them, they make her laugh and she's cool again. There have been some hilarious incidents of this.

Rosita: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MIXED UP ORANGE JUICE AND TAR IN MY CAR-

Johnny: Bubble gum fish tarts

Ash: puppy clown bum

Rosita: *now laughing; gives up*

-This one time, the whole theater troupe went to the amusement park and Johnny and Ash shoved Buster into the cotton candy mixer. He was okay, of course, but covered in pink cotton candy the rest of the trip. Then they ganged up on Rosita and shot her with squirt guns, and this led to one of the best evenings of their lives.

[happyheidi]

[kindaokartchannel]

[laurenillustrated]

Christopher Robin and friends playing in the autumn leaves 🍁

My favorite time of the year! 🍂

[door]

big news for agatha agate fans: she got jimjams

[owlyjules]

Wisptober Day 3 : Roots

“Amongst the roots and mushrooms, you spot an itsy bitsy den.  Suddenly, a snuffling white piglet emerges with…  Wait, is that a wing?!” Little boar piglet for my little wife! We saw some at a wilderness park the other day and they are so cute! (Of course we stayed far away since Mom is quite dangerous!)

[bowelfly]

more moss piglet

[fairsweetlonging]

shen yuan being animal obsessed to the point he starts trying to take everything remotely friendly home with him so one day returns with the xianxia equivalent of a scraggly possom that hisses at everyone it sees and that is definitely poisonous while still insisting its a little baby that needs a home

airplane never really expanded on the common creature worldbuilding in pidw like pigeons and cats and rabbits and raccoons, so shen yuan started filling in the blanks himself and oh boy did he fill it wrong. he pets a fox-like creature the size of a cow with horns and hooves like it's a horse not knowing that would be like trying to pet a grizzly bear. he coos over the owl-cats that live under overhangs and in dusty attics and really really wants one until liu qingge has to drag him away because they're some of the most awful aggressive pests you can have that swoop down on people and claw their faces open when they're mildly displeased.

one time he walked onto his peak with a six-legged spotted weasel in his sleeve bc it's so cute he just couldn't leave it!! not knowing said weasel is known as one of the most vicious predators because they tear through the calf muscles to cripple prey ten times their size and then eat them alive

however, because shen yuan has the disney princess subclass with a +7 proficiency in animal handling, it never goes wrong. he pets the fox-stag without an issue and it even allows him to climb onto its back. the owl-cats love him and happily play with his robes and fetch things for him. the six legged weasel lazes around the bamboo house all day and loves to be pet. the scaggly possom hisses at and hates everyone except shen yuan.

every other animal had to leave, except the possom. that is a fight they did not win. yue qingyuan only has so much strength and those teary eyes are lethal

[almondpiglet]

stars for day 1 mobtober

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[stars-bean]

Piglet's Big Movie (2003) dir. Francis Glebas

[ash-the-porcupine]

The Sing gang playing snowball fight.

[blistexenthusiast]

fuzzy pig stickers, manufactured by Sandylion

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[laurenillustrated]

Winnie-the-Pooh 🍯

[cinemamind]

There was a time when I considered developing a Dracula/Winnie the Pooh story (with Sherlock Holmes and Van Helsing, too).

It would have been about Dracula acquiring land in the Hundred Acre Woods, with Pooh and Piglet being stand-ins for Renfield and Jonathan.

(Also, Dracula would have used honey barrels and bees to move his body across continents.)

Tho, now that Steamboat Rodent is in the public domain, I can't help but imagine how perfect he would be as captain of the Demeter.

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(If you don't want to see a dead Captain Willie graphically tied to the helm of the Demeter while clutching a rosemary, you don't have to click below.)