#the pet program

[vampir-el]

an ode to one of my favorite episodes of television

[bearotonin-international]

Apex predator, my ass. I’m going to pet the dog 🐻🐻‍❄️🐼

perhaps now is a good time for some responsible bear programming to remind everyone that as cute and cuddly as they may seem, bears are lethal apex predators and should absolutely be treated accordingly if ever encountered.

DO

NOT

PET

[goldengirlgalaxy]

After Danny has managed to smooth things over with his rogues, helping them cope with their obsessions in ways that don't cause massive property damage for the living, he ends up getting some lessons from a few of them on different topics.

Technus ends up teaching Danny how to properly overshadow and upgrade electronics.

So when, for one reason or another, Danny ends up in the DC universe, he decides to have some fun when he learns about this world's thing with superheroes.

The next time Superman is dealing with a robbery, a car suddenly appears with a black and white color scheme, and starts to heckle the robbers before stopping their car with some kind of tow line.

Wonder Woman ends up encountering a talking fan that somehow manages to produce gusts of wind strong enough to take most people off their feet.

The Joker hijacks a news broadcast to announce his next plan, only for the camera system to come to life and record the mad clown getting the tied up by wires and beaten up by boom mikes.

The Flash gets some help from a living heater that can shoot flames.

Captain Marvel ends up befriending a talking vending machine that throws concussive soda cans at villains. And can also dispense normal drinks.

Someone ends up meeting a talking phone that just so happens to have a recording of the big bad's evil monologue.

Strange machines suddenly come to life all around the world, often helping various heroes. It's gotten to the point several Justice League Members are betting on who gets a mechanical partner next, and what form they're going to be in. The only thing about this mysterious hero that the Justice League knows is that he goes by the name Rotom.

(Whether or not the DC universe has Pokemon in order for them to get the reference is up to you)

[frogfan985]

vivian,,,

[therealcallmekd]

Been obsessing over the fact that my old oc, Artie, and Kinitopet are like so one in the same it's actually crazy.

Pink AI that's friendly on the surface, is actually really clingy and obsessive at times. Lonely and really just trying to fulfill a core objective as set by their creator or other influences, someone or something that they look up to as a godly figure maybe.

They both act as your friendly AI assistant, Artie is just for a specific program, while Kinito just gets to be his own thing.

Both want you to stay with them. Both will go out of their way to do things to make sure that happens.

they are so silly to me, and i love them

Also I found an old sketch from way back that somehow mimics the literal same plot beats to the ending portion of kinitopet and that threw me for a loop. Too bad it was only a concept sketch.

ohhh i love sentient silly ai so much... ohhh i love themmmmmm

something something sentience of ai is inherently a tragedy or something like that.

thank you for listening to me ramble. ahem.

[orderofthe-pyramids]

oh. oh thats a gravity falls au making light of programming and ramcoa abuse. the creator is making silly memes about the trauma ford went through and is comparing him to a dumb animal. ford went through ramcoa abuse in this. oh

[radq-bunn]

Trans Pet-Kitten Epsilon Programming Flags

Epsilon is a type of programming that makes the victim believe they are nonhuman which in this case is a kitten that takes the role of a pet. Often ties in with beta which is type of sexual programming.

The red strip stands for the torture that goes into programming.

The yellow strip stands for the pet programming.

The white strip stands for the submissiveness that pets have.

[ Image ID: 5 stripe flag with horizontal red, yellow, white, yellow, red stripes and a white circle in the middle. In the circle is the epsilon symbol with cat ears and a tail- one flag has the symbol black, one in pink and one in blue. End ID ]

If a flag for this already exists consider this an alternative flag!

[xejune]

If you're still taking troll requests can I ask for hamster!Floyd in a little hamster cage? Maybe he's running on the wheel or eating seeds or looking through the bars all sad at being neglected by Velvet and Veneer? Thanks! 🐹

this cage is too dang small for that hamster

WOAGH IM SO LATE. i had like sixty different ideas for this and a whole bunch of sketches & i was planning to do at least 2 or 3 of them but the program kept overheating my ipad so i had to bail on that idea. sobbing.

i cant find most of the sketches rn? (might be in my sketchbook actually) but heres one i did find :3c

[meren-mindgames]

Holding a special Treat to your Property’s lips, “not yet, you promise to be Good and Obedient for me? Hmm?” knowing she’s no longer capable of disobeying. “Good Girl, enjoy your Treat! Remember that taste.”

[bearotonin-international]

i want you to know that when i was a kid i was really into polar animals so my mom got me a polar bear stuffed animal that came with a documentary and when i watched it and learned that polar bears eat seals instead of being friends with them i cried and my mom decided i wasn’t allowed to watch that movie again

we're sorry for that sad experience learning that this silly goober

is also a lethal beast

[bearjuice]

i love to live!!! today a leaf floated down from a tree and landed on my head! the universe is patting my head ever so lovingly, telling me to keep going!!! and i will!

[its-a-beautful-day]

Happy Caturday!

If you'd like a silly simple doodle of your pet, check out my Kofi @ WigglyWormWonders

[daily-kinitopet]

Day 21

In a world where Sonny was given like, two more weeks to work on Kinito (functioning member of Webworldciety)

[chocolategnorbu]

another day? another slaY (pet day i didn't get into the art gallery for)

[a-student-out-of-time]

At this point we might have to start calling the cuddle puddle the cuddel pool.

Soooo....

I know the girls are alright with this, but...Gundham?

Gaaah! I...

To think you had such a plan in mind...

Well...I mean, I just wanna be clear...d-do you like me?

Cuz I like you. A lot. And I really like Sonia-chan too.

You both made me feel so welcome and now I have all this...

...I'm....I'm please to hear that.

Gunny, as your other girlfriend, lemme just say she's been super nice and helpful to me too. She and Miwa-chan made sure I was doing okay.

So I can vouch for her~

...I do think quite highly of you, my dark enchantress. Yours is a flower that could only bloom beside the black flames of hell, alongside the garden of the Dark Queen and the Siren's song. A beauty that...I, the Overlord of Ice, would be honored to bare witness to.

Gundham...

...Is it weird that I understood that?

[superfluffychickens]

Miss Maya grew up to be an Absolute Unit of a hen, she dwarfs all her sisters and she’s even bigger than Pluto! If I didn’t trust the breeder I got her from, I’d say a Jersey Giant egg got mixed in to my clutch somehow! But I don’t really care about that stuff anyway, I think she’s lovely and perfect just the way she is! I love her soft and shiny feathers and her big gentle eyes!