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this is so irrelevant but im gaining a new fear of anglerfish
#like ive never been like scared of them#but i saw the word anglerfish totally randomly while scrolling just now#like completey out of context for the game#and it gave me the ick#the ooze if you will#same feeling as when my cat jumps up behind my back#that is to say a full body cringe as phantom creepy crawlies tingle up my back#its the same way im scared of spiders#in that im not really scared of them so much as they terrify me#no that didnt make sense#like the big spiders freak me out ESPECIALLY if theyre hairy not bc i find them scary but bc they just make me#they give me the ick#but not like a disgusting ick#like nails on a chalkboard? maybe?#its not fear it just genuienly freaks me out#and makes my entire body sceunch up like im auditioning for a role as a turtle#im not explaining it properly i think#anglerfish are rapidly rising in my list of irrational fears#the list in no particular order is spiders spiders and other creepy crawlies climbing up the plumbing and biting me in the ass#sneezing while in the middle of a soccer game and in that split second a ball getting scored on me#looking down from tall heights but NOT on rollercoasters#im aure theres more#oh horseflies#those assholes have haunted me since first grade and ive never even seen one jn real life#anglerfish as previously stated#oh the dark too :/#i define irrational by whether it makes my hands tingle if i think abt it too hard or not#cuz like some things im scared of but it doesnt give me the tingles#and other things im NOT scared of but it gives me the tingles anyways#michi tag
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cheng xiaoshi, you... really have no clue, do you ?
#link click#shiguang daili ren#cheng xiaoshi#lu guang#shiguang fanart#i picked up some new strays#they are oozing codependency#and yearning#lu guang you massive hypocrite
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was alien romulus a retread of the first movie except with more explicit pregnancy/body horror yes. did it absolutely rip grossnasty style. yes
#alien romulus#there was a vagina shaped alien that was wet drooly and got penetrated by a large stick and really that’s content we simply aren’t getting#in cinemas anymore. it was so good#if you liked the first one but wanted more goop more gunk more slime and most of all. more ooze then this absolutely delivers
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tomura likes to just watch you. in a creepy but also not so creepy way.
and it doesn't have to be anything special, he's perfectly okay just watching you write something down for your classes or you scrolling on your phone or something and he'd be perfectly fine just looking at you from your bed. although he usually prefers hogging your work chair because it accommodates the nasty slouch i just know he has.
one leg crossed and even his head resting on his fist as he almost admires you. he doesn't look particularly pleased, but trust me he is. there's just something so intriguing about you just being you to him. and he won't say anything either, never expect him to. not even if you stare at him excepting a response he'll just look right back. unblinking. at most after an intense little staring session he'll croak out a "..what ?" and if you ask him what he's looking at he'll just shrug, tell you to "just keeping doing whatever you we're doing just now." and keep staring like a creepazoid.
#first ever tomura blurb thing :D#i actually love him yall#i like i love his oozing loser energy#like katsukis my loser but tomura is just#a different breed of loser and i love him for it#tomura x reader#shigaraki tomura#tomura x you#tomura x y/n#tomura shigaraki x reader#shigaraki x reader#shigaraki x you#shigaraki x y/n#shigaraki tomura x reader#shigaraki tomura x you#tomura shigaraki x you#shimura tenko x reader#tenko shimura x reader
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Long-Haired Obito Art Request for @lucynda ! Your ask was a bit too long for me to post so i'm answering it in this way ;D This version of Obito is like...one of the most vicious and brutal renditions of him ._.
#uchiha obito#obito uchiha#obito#uchiha#zetsu#guruguru#akatsuki#naruto#naruto shippuden#my art#fan art#long hair#tobi#i'm referring to the way Obito murked the Uchiha Clan along with Itachi that police station scene stays in my head rent-free#and how he ended Kid Itachi's teammate right in front of Itachi's eyes as described in the Novel..#like the anime didn't show the full intensity of that scene as described within the Itachi Novel Obito was literally oozing with blood lust#It definitely seems like this is one of Obito's more angrier unhinged phases to me#personally i still prefer short-hair Obito over Long-Hair 'bito because Long-Hair bito looks too much like Madara :')) and less like obito#but i still really like this version of him too!#anywhos i hope you like it!!#Thank you for the interesting Art Request~
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Cardinal Copia Imperator is such a tragic and complicated character. He didn't know his parents growing up, or that they were the most important people in the Clergy he was dedicating his life to. He spent months worrying his mother was going to have him killed, just like his three older half brothers he never really knew. He might even have another sibling he doesn't know! He's incredibly talented but he's also a nepo baby. His dad thinks he's a disappointment despite everything, and tells him that at every chance he gets. He oozes sexual charisma on stage. His mother died and left him in charge of everything she had built up.
He also drops his juice box straw on the ground of a mausoleum, picks it back up, and uses it anyways. He spent his childhood watching movies and playing video games, but he can't get any of the quotes right and he's still bad at Driving Miss Daisy. He is 55 years old.
#coffin oozes#cardinal copia#papa emeritus iv#frater imperator#the band ghost#ghost band#ghost bc#do you feel me#copia#shitghosting
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Sukuna's Aversion to Toys
Pairing: Ryomen Sukuna x fem!reader Synopsis: Sukuna really doesn't like your toys. CW: trueform!sukuna, sexual themes, fire WC: 437
“What the hell?” You stop in your tracks when you step into your living room and find Sukuna tossing your sex toys, one by one, into the fireplace.
He looks up at you briefly, all four eyes looking unbothered, before he returns his gaze to the task at hand. “Evening.”
His nonchalance irks you, especially as he’s tossing your beloved rose into the fire. “Sukuna!”
“Woman,” he quips, not looking at you.
You let out an exasperated sound as he watches with satisfaction how the silicone melts in the fire. You hold your hands up in question. “Why are you— why are you using my toys as firewood?!”
“I would have burnt them with my own hands but I exercised a great deal of mindfulness to that white contraption in your kitchen,” he responds coolly and juts his chin over to the ceiling of the open plan kitchen.
You turn and look and then turn back to him. “The smoke alarm?”
He hums in agreement, “Yes. That. It is quite a pointless device, I think, and m—” but you cut him off.
“Allow me to rephrase, just why are you burning my toys?” Your brows knit together in annoyance.
“Fool. For what reason do you need these silly, childish contraptions when you have the presence of me?” He snaps, shooting you an incredulous look.
You can’t believe this. The king of curses…jealous? Of a few sex toys? You cross your arms over your chest. “I’ll have you know, I had all of those before we met!”
“And? Why keep them in your possession?” He presses, red eyes shining.
“Wh…Sukuna. Please, be serious,” you sigh.
“I am.” He deadpans, “Deadly.”
“Me having toys before I met you really shouldn’t be an issue,” you rage, stomping over to him and grabbing the bullet that was in his hand. But he doesn’t let go.
“It is. Having me should suffice,” he shrugs and maintains his grip on the vibe.
“Who said having you was not sufficient?!” You bite back.
“Keeping these damned things implies just that, brat. It is simply greedy that you have me in this form, with twice the number of everything, yet…you still keep these ridiculous gadgets.” He takes the bullet back and throws it into the flames.
You let out a small scoff as you watch him. “Heaven forbid a girl have possessions,” you huff, “and what when you’re away? How am I supposed to satisfy myself then?”
He stands and faces you, feeding the last one to the flames with a toss over his shoulder.
“Simple. You do not.”
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#WAHEY WE'RE KICKING OFF THE SUKUNA FICS NOW!!!#isn't he just so sexy#he just oozes dominance without even trying#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen sukuna#sukuna#jjk#jjk sukuna#sukuna ryomen#ryomen sukuna#jjk ryomen#sukuna x reader#sukuna smut#jujutsu sukuna#jjk drabbles#sukuna headcanons#sukuna drabble#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#ryomen sukuna x reader#ryomen sukuna x you
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I love you messy artstyle i love you visible brush strokes I love you textures and rough edges I love you imperfections I love you roughness and colour blobs I love you scratchy sketches and bold stylisation and dirt and imperfections I love you ugly and raw emotion!!!!! ❤️
#i talk sometimes#art talk#i made a tweet like this on twatter ages ago but i've been feeling this a lot lately#also this is the start of me writing more on this blog and not only using it as art because who cares!! i don't!!#I wanna translate raw emotion into colors and shapes. I wanna know where to ignore all details and where to go ham you feel me?#i used to dream about developing a style like for MtG where it looked like a masterful oil painting that oozes realism and details#and i've realised the last two years or so that I would actually hate that for me. I know I wouldn't enjoy doing it. For myself.#it's that pipeline from wanting to be the perfect realistic wotc artist to accepting that I will never be that#instead i wanna learn how to stylise better and get a good brush economy going yknow. I wanna be bolder.#i doubt i'll ever be as incredible as all these MtG artists no matter what anyone says. but it's ok!! i don't have to be!!!#i just luv art man!!
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everybody, shut up. jake has something to say 📢 !!
#enhypen#enhypenet#*jelly's#jake#sim jaeyun#aura and power oozing from him every time he performs#SIM JAEYUN !!! THE MAN THAT YOU ARE !!!#also he does this growl thing with his voice when he sings and GOOD LORD i am not strong enough
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Nadja takes a bath. She hates it and meanwhile the dogs are playing in the tub and having a blast. She tried to climb me like a tree to escape so now I'm cut up and we're both pissed.
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sometimes you realise that something random has been Tainted By Association for you because of an annoying coworker or a bad breakup or whatever but the cool thing is that you can just refuse to let that happen. your ex doesn't get to ruin your enjoyment of a TV show. you can just decide that you're still excited to try that food and you can just pretend it has nothing to do with the person who introduced you to it. magic! don't let shitty people leave their ooze on your life!
#dottie rambles#post brought to you by:#i am still excited about going to trader joe's for the first time#the ooze is trying to ruin it for me but nuh-uh
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sometimes you gotta humble your Gryffindor to stop them from becoming too cocky
#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#my art#hhhhh captioning is hell#i just wanted to draw him teasing MC#because he 1000% would#you cannot convince me otherwise#he's a lil gremlin a little shit#he oozes of that boyish energy
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and are you really okay? are you really okay?
#cw for sh mention in song ! i removed that part in this !#narilamb#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl narinder#eye strain#blood cw#not 100% happy but couldn't keep picking lmao#song is#are you really okay by sleep token#anyway there is some story to this. but first and foremost i think lamb probably breaks down often over the fact they're the Last sheep and#their whole race was killed. it's fucked up#anyway the small detail is that in ~my version~ narinder is very passive aggressive where he can be. like wearing white robes so#his bleeding (he has lacerations that appear even as an ex god) is always staining them. as a fuck you to lamb because he refuses to#wear red/darker colours like the rest of the cult#but over time his robes do get slightly darker. until say there's a night where he does find lamb fixating on blood/their species being#completely culled. and he silently makes the choice to wear much darker robes And stuff underneath so his Ooze doesn't show as much#:3#cotl fanart#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl toww
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The smirk that drives me crazy, plus his outfit and hair!
#pedro pascal#joel miller#frankie morales#marcus acacius#jose pedro balmaceda pascal#ezra prospect#max phillips#max lord#marcus pike#marcus moreno#oberyn martell#pero tovar#silva#santos#agent whiskey#javier gutierrez#javier peña#brown eyes#thank you god for him#sexiness oozing out of him#celebrity crush#internet boyfriend
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it’s canon to me that anakin skywalker and marshall commander fox are archnemeses of a shakespearean nature to eachother
why? well, fox’ life is a tragedy of galactic proportions. he’s a slave at best and straight up non-sentient property at worst, caught at the crossroads of being the face of the republic’s most corrupt establishment to his brothers who resent him for being forced to bear an authority he has no actual control over, and being the closest and easiest target for that very authority’s ire. made to enforce the rigged and deeply unjust laws against his own oppressed peoples, and no one understands better than fox how much coruscant truly despises them. the chancellor at the heart of it all, and anakin, the favored pupil - taken in by the flattery and empty promises like all the rest of them, the jedi most intimately connected to the senate who yet cares so little to know the clones who shed their blood in it every day that he never sees beyond his own very nose. no one asks the guard what they think, and fox despises them all for it, but the jedi who play at caring more than anything. it’s an impersonal, distanced dislike for the most part, but with skywalker it burns all the brighter for how often fox sees him walk the halls of the senate and never think to ask.
also fox cut anakin off in traffic once and he never forgave him for it
#commander fox#to be clear this is neither an anakin nor jedi hatepost#i just think the dynamic of genuine deeprooted existential hate vs petty fury that burns with the power of a thousand suns is so funny#also i love this flavor of hc about the guard: they live in a lovecraftian horror show which everyone else perceives as like the office#like imagine you’re watching michael scott shenanigans but to him there’s blood oozing out of the walls and formless shadows whispering in a#language that makes his eyeballs burn and sizzle like acid#i firmly believe fox to be extremely unimpressed with most jedi on principle but not in a like hateful way more like a disillusioned way#fox does not believe in clone rights because fox has lived on this hellhole for three years and knows how these fuckers work#bail organa is one of the very few people he likes on a personal level but any talk of clone rights bills just make him laugh#‘have you met your colleagues sir? because i have’#‘and we’ll all be throwing birthday parties in sith hell by the time they agree to that on moral principle’#‘or well you will be throwing tea parties in sith hell i’m not sentient so no afterlife’#i also believe anakin and fox would be fast friends if they ever actually spoke#to the detriment and danger of everyone around them to be clear
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THE FATTEST FUCK!!!!
I just noticed how Neo3 holds the smallfry in Hero3 whenever she gotta yeet KWUEFR
#splatoon#splatoon fanart#neo agent 3#agent neo 3#smallfry#opal owl’s nest#splatoon 3#(these are her old patterns before she ate ooze)#YEAH THATS THE BIGGEST FUCKING SMALLFRY IVE SEEN. NEO3 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN FEEDING HIM
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